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00:21I thought Morris dancing was all handkerchiefs and knee bells.
00:26Traditionally, yes. This is Dark Morris. It's an arctic cousin, much more subversive.
00:33It's called the legend of the knock-a-hole dragon. A fearsome beast is devouring the villagers, but no knight
00:40but slaves.
00:41Which one's Margo again?
00:43I'm guessing the dragon.
00:44No, she's one of the villagers that kills the beast with a poisoned pie.
00:49She's been practicing for weeks, bouncing around the office, trying to force-feed me pasties.
00:55Oh, I think that's her at the back.
00:57Oh, let's just watch, shall we? It's pretty obvious what's going on.
01:14Oh, is that it? Bravo! Excellent! Excellent!
01:17Get his epi-pen!
01:20Someone help him! Please!
01:22No, I'm not.
01:23Where's his epi-pen? It's not in the case!
01:25Where is it? Hurry!
01:28Looks like it was an allergic reaction. The paramedics gave him an epinephrine shot. They're just hoping he's got it
01:33in time.
01:34What was the allergic to it?
01:36Latex. You know Marvellous, don't you?
01:37Oh, yes. Kindred Mariner. I bought my boat from you.
01:41Then let her drift out to sea like some janny fortnight. Lord alone knows how.
01:47Yes. Sorry, latex, you say?
01:51Yeah, anything with rubber. His name's Craig. He's new to the side. But he warned us about his allergy as
01:56soon as he joined.
01:57Carries an epi-pen in case of emergencies. He showed us all how to use it.
02:02Right, so why wait for the medics?
02:04Because it's gone missing from its case.
02:06I saw Craig check it before the show.
02:08Are you saying someone stole it?
02:09Well, it didn't vanish on its own.
02:11Wait, but if someone took it, that means they knew Craig would have a serious reaction and they wanted to
02:16delay his treatment?
02:17Not with anything we use. It's been a right pain having to buy new costumes and masks. Make sure it's
02:23all latex-free.
02:24Yes, but that doesn't rule out them contaminating it later. Listen, let's gather everything up. Go to forensics for analysis,
02:30please.
02:30Maybe he touched something with latex earlier on.
02:33No, Craig's allergy is type one. Any reaction happens the moment he comes into contact with it.
02:38So, if someone intentionally treated it, they did so during the dance? I mean, literally the moment before he collapsed?
02:43It would take a few seconds, yeah. But we were all watching.
02:47So, what have we met?
02:54What have we met?
03:01The EpiPen helped, but he's not out of the woods yet. We're having to keep him sedated, give his body
03:06time to recover. Fingers crossed he'll be okay.
03:09Don't those tubes contain rubber? No, everything here is silicon or nitrile based. Even my gloves.
03:16I've got a squishy in my pocket. Sorry, I bought it for you, for your headaches. I'll be stressed.
03:23I'm good, thanks. You keep it.
03:24Don't put it away.
03:26It's okay. Is this polyurethane? Maybe don't touch him, just in case.
03:31Right, yes, no. Do you know when we might be able to question him?
03:36Maybe in a day or so. But until then, no visitors. Doctor's orders.
03:40Thanks, Lucy.
03:43I'm sorry, I just wanted to check he was okay.
03:47You're part of the Morris side, aren't you? One of the musicians?
03:50Yeah, I'm Holly. My husband Matthew's the side leader. Please don't tell him I was here.
04:01Well, the plot thickens.
04:22What have you been?
04:25Out. Walking, trying to make sense of it all.
04:32Why are the police involved?
04:34They, uh, think it may have been deliberate.
04:37Which is absurd. It was an accident.
04:44Hey.
04:47You don't need to forget about him.
04:50It's just you and me now.
04:56Come here.
05:01Fresh star, yeah?
05:15Yes, do stand in the doorway, Humphrey. That's enormously helpful.
05:19Sorry, Anne.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:21Right, so, what do you think?
05:24Your writing's terrible when you're stressed.
05:27But I like the carpool idea.
05:29Mm-hmm.
05:29How would that work in practice?
05:30Not a clue.
05:32But you've put here it's a cost saving of £5,000.
05:35Yeah? Do you think it should be more?
05:37Well, I just need to show budget cuts that match one of the team's salary.
05:41Then I can argue that I don't need to let anyone go at all.
05:45Well, what if you go paperless?
05:47No.
05:49Writing notes on scraps of paper, it's how I work.
05:53Suppose I could write things on my sleeve.
05:56I'll keep thinking.
05:57Good idea, though.
05:58Great.
05:59Yeah, thanks.
06:00Love you.
06:01See you later.
06:04Bye, Anne.
06:05Thanks for breakfast.
06:08If he gets under my feet anymore, I could wear him his slippers.
06:22Why are you putting marvellous up there?
06:24He's as daft as a brushed owl, but it's not an allergy cycle.
06:28And neither am I.
06:30We can't rule anyone out at the moment.
06:32You play the villager who poisoned him.
06:34You had access to his epi case.
06:36If I can find a motive, you're my prime suspect.
06:39Morning, Kelby.
06:41Dzień dobry.
06:43Sorry, I'm trying to learn Polish.
06:47Dzień dobry means good morning.
06:49It's a really hard language.
06:51Which you're attempting.
06:53Why?
06:54Oh.
06:59Her name's Agnieszka.
07:02We met online.
07:04She's a PE teacher at an orphanage near Gdańsk.
07:07Is that why then you have to shave so she can smell you from here?
07:11Ignore her.
07:12She looks lovely.
07:14Almost too good to be true.
07:15I know.
07:16I'm a lucky guy.
07:18Morning all.
07:19What's that new air freshener?
07:22I'm gonna call forensics.
07:25You've had some more messages from that Mr Smith at the Hub.
07:28He's gonna start stalking you soon.
07:30Yes, yes.
07:30I'll talk to him later.
07:32Any update on a Morris victim, Craig Fields?
07:34Still unconscious but stabilised.
07:36So he's looking more hopeful.
07:38The side are really pleased.
07:39Holly Willis in particular?
07:41There have been rumours, I can't lie.
07:43I mean, I wouldn't kick Craig out of bed if he wanted to get cosy under my duvet.
07:47A little focus, Margot, please.
07:50What facts do we know about?
07:51Well, he's a carpenter and joiner by trade.
07:54He bought a damaged boat off Marvelous which he's living on at the boatyard while he's fixing it up.
07:59He's planning on sailing around the world when it's done.
08:03Wait.
08:04This damaged boat?
08:05It's not the lily bond, is it?
08:07You better hope not.
08:08Otherwise, Esther will slap your photo up on that board and all.
08:12Craig doesn't sound like your typical Morris dancer.
08:14Which is what, exactly?
08:16Well, you've all met Marvelous, right?
08:19He might be a vaky oddball, but he's got a heart of gold.
08:23Same as Craig, who, it turns out, has done Morris before.
08:27He had a lot of fancy ideas which Matthew wasn't impressed with.
08:31Matthew Willis, side leader.
08:33They're called the Squires.
08:35Squires?
08:36It's a big Willis family tradition which Matthew felt Craig was usurping.
08:41Is that why the changes, the shift to Dark Morris, was that all down to Craig?
08:46Yeah.
08:47We put it to the vote and Craig won.
08:50Even Holly voted for it.
08:51Ouch.
08:52Is that when the rumours started?
08:54Pretty much.
08:55Holly.
08:55They used to jam together, composing music for the Knocker Hole.
08:59Craig carved her a wooden taper pipe.
09:04Matthew's face when he gave it to her.
09:07You want a motive?
09:08I'd start right there.
09:10I think we need more than just making someone a recorder.
09:13Yes, let's not rush to assumptions.
09:15There are motives other than jealousy to consider.
09:18So let's look into Craig's finances and background, please, Margaret.
09:21Uh, lab report says there's no trace of latex on any of the staffs, masks or costumes.
09:28Yet.
09:29Craig collapsed mid-dance.
09:30So how has this allergy triggered unnoticed?
09:32We need someone to have filmed it.
09:36Uh, I do know someone who recorded it on their phone.
09:40Excellent.
09:41Let's get a copy of that before they delete it.
09:43Really?
09:43Yes, please.
09:45Okay.
09:45I did a sweep of the crime scene.
09:48I found a sweet wrapper.
09:51Mm-hmm.
09:52A feather of some sort.
09:55And thirteen cigarette butts.
09:58Because like you say, we can't assume it's irrelevant.
10:02Quite right, Kelby.
10:03The smallest detail may prove pivotal.
10:08Strawberry chew?
10:11Interesting.
10:13There was no feather of this kind on the Morris costumes, so, uh, what bird does this belong
10:21to?
10:25No wonder.
10:28The holy grail of golf is something called an eagle, apparently, or albatross.
10:35How do I look?
10:36Like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
10:38Please don't swing that in here.
10:41Are they Dad's clubs?
10:42Yes.
10:43Lance Kendrick, who's chair of the Sports and Culture Committee, asked if I played so naturally.
10:49I said yes.
10:51Because?
10:52Well, they're allocating seats to all the new councillors, and I don't want to get stuck
10:56on the Committee of Strategic Works.
10:58I thought if I play around with Lance, he might invite me on board.
11:05You said play around with him.
11:07Oh.
11:08I knew you meant golf.
11:11Well, next time, I'll phrase it more carefully.
11:17Wish me luck.
11:18Let him win.
11:19You'll be fine.
11:25If we don't sell all these, can I take some home from Mum tonight?
11:28Help soften her up before I tell her about my travel plans.
11:30She'll be fine about it.
11:31Oh, I'm hoping she might miss me a bit.
11:34Of course she will.
11:36And it'll make the short time you have left together all the more precious.
11:39She'll spoil you rotten.
11:41You have met my mum, right?
11:59Esther, hi.
12:00You wanted to see me.
12:01Did you want to book in another massage?
12:03No.
12:04Last night, you were filming that Morris dance.
12:06I need a copy of the footage.
12:08It may have information we can use.
12:10Oh, sure.
12:11Yeah.
12:12No problem.
12:14Sorry.
12:15Do you mind if I...
12:16Yeah.
12:16It should be in the gallery.
12:19Hello.
12:20Good and fun.
12:21Yep, Sandra.
12:22We've got you in for 10.30.
12:24Okay.
12:24We'll see you then.
12:25Okay.
12:25Bye.
12:26Oh, sorry.
12:28So many photos.
12:30New man syndrome.
12:31I expect you were the same, right?
12:35Archie told me you guys used to date.
12:39Briefly?
12:40It wasn't a big deal.
12:42Quick fling.
12:43Nothing major.
12:43Yeah, no.
12:44That's what he said.
12:46Right.
12:47Oh, it's not a problem.
12:47It's actually quite a relief.
12:49You know that it wasn't my massage technique making you so tense the other day.
12:53No.
12:54That was more about work stressing me out, not Archie.
12:56That's long gone.
12:58In fact, I was the one who ended it.
13:00Great.
13:02Ah.
13:03Here.
13:04Sorry.
13:05Oof.
13:05No.
13:05Rest for the wicked.
13:07Golden fan.
13:09Hold on one sec.
13:09Well done.
13:10Thanks.
13:12Nice to see you.
13:15Yep.
13:15What was that for the hot stone?
13:20It's from Archie's new girlfriend.
13:22It's not great quality.
13:24Why can't she just stay still?
13:26I think she's dancing.
13:27It's hard not to.
13:28It's a really catchy tune.
13:29And how long before Craig collapses?
13:31It's round about here.
13:33It ruined my star moment.
13:35I'm like Margot Fontaine with that pie.
13:39Just saying.
13:41Okay.
13:43Alright.
13:43Everyone watch closely.
13:45Here we go.
13:46Any second now.
13:48Just a minute.
13:51Oh, God.
13:52I smell my drink.
13:53Here.
13:53Hold this.
13:53It's all over my tongue.
13:54Oh, for God's sake.
13:56We missed it.
13:56Oh, turn the camera.
13:57I think it's over.
13:58Was that it?
13:59No.
14:00Something's wrong.
14:00Look.
14:02Holly's the first person to help Craig.
14:05But who's that bringing his epi case over?
14:12Who's your prime suspect now?
14:16And wait, please.
14:17Marvellous.
14:18Hold your horses.
14:19Shoulders back.
14:20Stand up straight.
14:21Full energy, please.
14:22Here we go.
14:24And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
14:28Smile.
14:28Out.
14:29Turn.
14:30Round.
14:30Wait.
14:30Stop.
14:31Stop.
14:32What are you doing?
14:33Aside from humiliating myself just so I can dance with this adorable woman, I have
14:38no idea.
14:39It's lunchtime.
14:41There's a scrumpy with my name on it at Kitty J's.
14:44Why have you dragged us all here for this whip, Pop?
14:47We're performing in Sulkham at the weekend.
14:49And since we don't have a dragon anymore, we need to practice a new dance.
14:54Feels wrong doing anything while Craig's still unconscious.
14:57Right.
14:57Let's wait Lee's back.
14:58I want to bash a big stick about not wave a white hanky like I'm trying to surrender.
15:04No one is more concerned about Craig than me.
15:06But this isn't about him.
15:08It's about returning to our roots.
15:11Honouring our commitments.
15:12And doing as your squire says.
15:15Hello.
15:17Sorry.
15:17Music stopped.
15:18We're not interrupting.
15:20Not at all, Inspector.
15:22I'm explaining how Morris Stanson's celebration of community, of spring and light.
15:28Dark Morris is a...
15:29Well, that's a different path.
15:31And we need to make a choice.
15:34You can't have both.
15:37Holly.
15:38Holly.
15:38We're rehearsing.
15:40I need a vape.
15:41Take five, everyone.
15:43Oh, that's fine anyway.
15:45We'll need to speak to you all privately.
15:47We'll also need to see the dragon dance again.
15:49I believe Margot mentioned it.
15:51I told Morris to bring in some spare sticks.
15:53Her wish is my command.
15:55Excellent.
15:56Marvelous.
15:57Matty.
15:58If you could get everything set up.
16:01I need to talk to Holly.
16:02Okay.
16:05I can't do this.
16:06I'm gonna...
16:06I'm gonna skedaddle.
16:08Um...
16:08Yeah, tell him I'm all.
16:09Uh...
16:10Don't you hurry.
16:11Don't get our choppy.
16:12Stay put.
16:13Keep stum.
16:13You ain't done nothing wrong.
16:15Now breathe.
16:20You wanna gurk him with that?
16:22I pickle my own.
16:24Very tasty.
16:27So you're, um...
16:28You're done with Dark Morris?
16:30Well, I think one foray was enough.
16:32Given the result and consequences.
16:35Understandable.
16:37Although I did like the masks.
16:38The way they were used as a disguise to hide the dancers' true identities and stop them
16:45being found out.
16:47Historically speaking.
16:48Obviously.
16:50Well, you've done your research, Inspector.
16:53Hmm.
16:54Although I suppose if Craig's allergy was triggered deliberately, then someone's still using their
17:02mask in much the same way.
17:05And if it was just an accident, as the rest of us believe, they need no crime to investigate.
17:15I would love to believe that.
17:17If only I could explain the EpiPen.
17:23You were the one who got Craig's EpiKit.
17:27Do you have any idea why the pen wasn't in there?
17:33Must have fallen out.
17:35Been mislaid.
17:38So, another accident?
17:42It's the simplest explanation.
17:49Craig was a popular member of the side.
17:54If a tad headstrong, like myself.
17:58He caused some issues at the start, but I soon learned to embrace the challenges he offered.
18:08Why would anyone want to hurt him?
18:12What if he was too popular?
18:16With somebody's wife?
18:20I can assure you, Inspector.
18:23Holly takes her wedding vows as seriously as I do.
18:33Quit years ago.
18:35Guess that's the way life is.
18:37You can resist temptation for so long and then realize you've been fooling yourself the whole time.
18:44Is that how it was with Craig?
18:46Oh.
18:47You heard the gossip then.
18:50It's not true.
18:52We weren't having an affair.
18:54I wouldn't.
18:56I love my husband and my kids.
18:59They're my life.
19:02Why would I jeopardize that?
19:04For what?
19:06Sex.
19:07It's not worth it.
19:09Nothing is.
19:11Oh God.
19:13I'm sorry.
19:15I just wish Craig hadn't come here.
19:19It's changed everything.
19:23You can't help who you fall in love with, but you can decide what you do about it.
19:29You can't choose to stop seeing them even if it makes you really unhappy.
19:34You have to.
19:36It still hurts though.
19:39For better or for worse.
19:41You have to do the right thing.
19:44For the sake of your family.
19:47Is that you talking or Matthew?
19:52This isn't his fault.
19:54It's mine.
19:59You do realize this is pointless.
20:01We don't have a dragon.
20:03Well, I'm volunteering to take his place.
20:06Don't worry.
20:07I've done Scottish country dancing.
20:09At school.
20:11Best island fling.
20:12Under 15s.
20:13He won a medal.
20:15How is any of this relevant?
20:16Well, I need to experience the dance from Craig's point of view.
20:20Assess his interaction with the side.
20:21Four of the side can even make the rehearsal.
20:23We have jobs.
20:25We can't teach you the whole dance in a lunch hour.
20:27No, no, no.
20:28Not the whole dance.
20:29Just the last part before Craig collapsed.
20:33Who remembers when that was?
20:34It was just as I go to get the poison pie.
20:36I'll walk him through it.
20:38Fine.
20:39If we go from the dragon's battle.
20:41Inspector.
20:42You stand in the middle.
20:44Yes.
20:46All right.
20:47Esther.
20:47Are you ready?
20:49I'm waiting.
20:50Music maestro, please.
21:07I'm sorry.
21:08I'm sorry.
21:08A little bit rusty.
21:09Don't stop.
21:10We're almost there.
21:13I wasn't expecting that.
21:15Now I would have peeled away to get the pie and inspect her now.
21:19Now what?
21:20Oh, yeah.
21:21Right now, right.
21:21Stop.
21:23I need to mark all your final positions.
21:31Are we done now?
21:32No.
21:33No.
21:33One more thing.
21:35I'll go.
21:35When you peel off to get the poison pie, what was the prop you used?
21:40A pork pie.
21:41A real one?
21:42Yeah.
21:43The fake ones contain rubber.
21:44Dude, can we collect up that pie for testing?
21:46Because I've read with a latex allergy that there are certain foods that can also trigger
21:51a reaction.
21:52No.
21:52Bob ate it while we were waiting for the ambulance.
21:58I was hungry.
21:59Craig fell down before I even collected it, and it never went anywhere near him.
22:03I'm always much further back than this.
22:05You dropping the staff through me, I was more here.
22:11I think.
22:16Why are you looking at me?
22:18I never hurt him, I swear.
22:26Thanks.
22:28Craig.
22:28Sorry.
22:29It's too hot in there.
22:31I had a bit of a panic attack.
22:32It's okay.
22:33Take your time.
22:40I like Craig.
22:42He's a great guy.
22:44He gave me this fitness routine and a diet plan.
22:47Helped me lose weight.
22:48I feel lucky to know him.
22:50Did he charge you for that advice, Bob?
22:52No, of course not.
22:53Why?
22:53Craig's bank details show you recently made two payments into his account.
22:58Both for £4,900.
23:01Just under the £5,000 threshold banks are required to report.
23:06Was it an investment?
23:08We were going into business together.
23:10What kind of business?
23:11I don't know.
23:12I mean, um...
23:14It's not happening.
23:16Craig backed out.
23:17He told me he changed his mind.
23:19But he kept your money.
23:21Well, he'll repay it.
23:22He has to.
23:24What if he doesn't?
23:25What will you do to, uh...
23:27Persuade him?
23:29I ain't gonna kill him, am I?
23:32How can he pay me back then?
23:34Except Craig isn't dead.
23:35So, triggering his allergy would serve as a pretty effective warning.
23:40Well, I wouldn't.
23:41I've never hurt anyone in my life.
23:43I'm a boring accountant who lives in a rented bedsit.
23:47That's why I gave Craig the money in the first place.
23:49So I could change things.
23:51And then he changes his mind.
23:53And says he doesn't want to do it anymore.
23:55Having spent all my money, you know, that ain't right.
23:58And he knows it.
24:07Come on, Bob.
24:13What was the money for, Bob?
24:15This business you planned?
24:16What did Craig not want to do anymore?
24:20No comment.
24:30What have you and Bob been up to?
24:32Nothing, my sweet. I swear.
24:34My sweet's a strawberry chew.
24:36Answer the question.
24:38The day you joined the police was the day I turned my back on anything disreputable.
24:43As a mark of respect.
24:46You told me you aided fishing.
24:47Ever since that incident with the lobster.
24:50Which you have promised never to mention again.
24:52That's all Craig's gear.
24:54He borrows my van from time to time.
24:56Just dump the sticks on top.
25:01What a flaming hell is this?
25:03I'll give that ear a hold.
25:07Let's pretend you never saw that.
25:09If you've got nothing to hide, we'll just show it to the inspector and you can explain it to him.
25:14No need to get savage on me.
25:16Whatever you're thinking, all them cramby doubts, they're wrong.
25:21Prove it.
25:26It's my bad.
25:27I forgot it was in the van when I loaded up the Morris stick.
25:32What do you use it for?
25:34Best waterproof in there is, every boatyard has some.
25:38Isn't that a bit risky with Craig about?
25:40He don't use it on his boat and I keep it locked in my shed.
25:44It was only in the van because I lost my last lot in a break-in.
25:48I had to go to the depot, buy some ore.
25:50Somebody stole it?
25:51Kids probably.
25:52I had a camera on the shed and they broke that too.
25:55I asked Craig if he saw anything and he said no.
26:01Does Bob ever visit your boatyard marvellous?
26:04Bob told us he was going into business with Craig.
26:08He paid him a lot of money, most of which Craig then paid to you.
26:13That's right.
26:14To buy the boat he's rebuilding and he got a fair price.
26:19You wanna look at my books?
26:21Go ahead, I got nothing to hide.
26:23This business that they were planning, were you involved in that too?
26:28Craig asked me, I said no.
26:32Out of respect for that goddess.
26:35Who I still revere to this day.
26:42Are you taking medication we're not aware of, Margot?
26:46My only drug is love.
26:48And my only crime is not telling Margot how I felt till it was too late.
26:55So this Bob and Craig business was illegal then?
26:57It didn't happen and it won't.
27:00Not now that Craig's found the love of his life too.
27:03You mean Holly?
27:05I told him, if he were lucky enough to find his soul mate, he should fight for him.
27:10And that's why Craig's staying and why the Bob business ain't happening.
27:14Does Holly know Craig's staying?
27:16He told everyone in the side during rehearsals.
27:19So Matthew knew as well?
27:21Should have kept my big garb shut, shouldn't I?
27:25We need to find out what business Bob and Craig were planning.
27:29And even more urgently, who stole Marvellous's liquid rubber?
27:32Unless he's lying, of course, to cover why it was hidden in his van.
27:36Hmm.
27:49Hello, house owner.
27:50Of course it's finally happening.
27:52It's amazing.
27:53I know!
27:54I'm online shopping already.
27:56I have this urge to buy furniture.
27:58What do you think about hanging oak chairs?
28:00Have you been sunbathing?
28:01Because I think you might have sunstroke.
28:04But we could buy a hammock for the garden and a duck house for Zoe.
28:09Oh, he'd love that.
28:10And mum will be just as pleased.
28:12It's driving her mad having us there the whole time.
28:14Well, look, I hope she knows how much we appreciate it.
28:16Let's say it with wine and a takeaway.
28:19She really likes Thai.
28:20Chicken satay and green curry coming up.
28:25Martha?
28:26Sorry, it's just hit me.
28:29We're really doing this, aren't we?
28:31It'll be a new adventure.
28:33I'm glad it's with you.
28:35Wouldn't have it any other way.
28:36Bye.
28:42What's that, Mr. Smith?
28:44He's been calling non-stop.
28:46I'm running out of excuses.
28:47No, Kelby.
28:48Don't worry, it's okay.
28:49I'll deal with it.
28:50I have exactly the answer he needs.
28:52Any luck identifying that bird, Feather?
28:54Oh, yes.
28:55And it's not a bird.
28:57I think it's part of a fishing fly.
29:00What do you reckon?
29:03Oi!
29:06That scrumpy at Kitty J's.
29:07There's a glass with my name on it.
29:10I have to work if you fancy it.
29:14Ho, ho, ho, ho!
29:15It's the perfect weapon.
29:18A metal fishing hook coated in latex.
29:20One scratch, insta-collapse.
29:22But neither Bob, Marvellous, or Matthew got close enough to Craig to be able to scratch him.
29:27If the hook was attached to the staff, it might have done.
29:29But that would have left latex traces on the staff and there weren't any.
29:34Margot.
29:36You said there were fishing rods in Marvellous's van.
29:38A fishing line attached to a staff would be near invisible at night.
29:42Is he still outside?
29:43No, he's gone now.
29:44Kelby.
29:45Can you go to his boatyard and bring back that broken security camera?
29:48We need to get it fixed to find out if someone stole that latex as he claims.
29:52He wouldn't have lied about that.
29:54Then why won't he tell us what Craig and Bob were up to?
29:56I'm getting an answer to that tonight.
29:58You just leave it with me.
30:02It can have been a fishing line. It's too haphazard and noticeable.
30:06Well, let's watch and find out.
30:20Inspector.
30:21Not now, please, Margot.
30:26So, not just me you ignore, but your staff too.
30:29Interesting.
30:30Mr. Smith.
30:32I was about to call.
30:33I thought we should FaceTime instead.
30:35Trim the fat in person.
30:36Oh, Esther, Margot, this is Mr. Smith.
30:39Superintendent Woods for a placement at the hub.
30:41If you're not too busy, Sergeant, my battle elixir for the war against crime is a decaf soy latte.
30:46I believe the ones at the ten mile are excellent.
30:48Well, I am actually working.
30:49I'm sure you can expand your bandwidth to multitask me up a biscotti as well.
30:55Inspector, shall we?
30:56Yeah, of course. It's that way.
31:01Um...
31:04Flat wine for me. No sugar, thanks.
31:09Now, you have caught me on the hop a bit.
31:12And I will get Margot to do a proper spreadsheet.
31:17But I think these ideas clearly show how we can save enough money to keep funding all our staff.
31:22You see, this is the problem.
31:25You're trying to boil the ocean.
31:26Instead, focus on deliverables and close the loop.
31:29Which member of staff are you going to lose?
31:31Well, you see, that's my point.
31:32I thought we could solve the problem in a more people-friendly manner.
31:35You're downsizing for the future.
31:37Not me.
31:38I'm juggling balls non-stop throughout the day.
31:41If your sergeant does time to get coffee, then how relevant is she?
31:44Well, that's hardly fair.
31:45You are her superior.
31:46She was just doing what you are.
31:47We need blue skies, Inspector.
31:50Not sheep.
31:51And it's your job to...
31:53dance the needle in that direction.
31:57Understood.
32:09Do you ever worry you drink too much caffeine?
32:11Says the man who sells alcohol for a living.
32:14They say wine has its health benefits.
32:16It can be therapeutic at times.
32:19I'm more of a beer person myself.
32:20That's not how I remember it.
32:22Well, that's nostalgia for you.
32:24Everyone looks better in hindsight.
32:53You're right, Esther.
32:55It wasn't a fishing line.
32:56It must be something else.
32:57What did Mr. Smith want?
32:58What?
32:59Why did he send me off like that?
33:02Um...
33:02Oh, no reason.
33:05It's just his manner.
33:06He's lucky I didn't deck him.
33:08Yeah, it's good restraint, Sergeant.
33:09Well done.
33:11Colby?
33:11Is that marvellous security camera?
33:14Shouldn't it be with tech support?
33:15Oh, they've got a backlog of cases.
33:17It's going to take them weeks.
33:19So, I thought I'd have a go myself.
33:21It's a bit, uh...
33:24Zwozrony, mind.
33:27Uh, complicated.
33:28It's Polish.
33:30Agnieszka called me it last night.
33:31She said it was a compliment.
33:33New girlfriend.
33:35Don't ask.
33:39Oh, I'm going home.
33:40I can't hear that music again.
33:42It's like an earworm.
33:43No, the answer must be here somewhere.
33:45I'm just not seeing it.
33:47Craig's allergy was triggered by someone unseen
33:49while we were watching it.
33:51How?
33:53Maybe the latex was on Margot's strawberry chew.
34:01You've cracked the case, Sherlock.
34:05Remind me.
34:06What was my motive?
34:08You've admitted fancying Craig.
34:10He fancied Holly.
34:12Oh.
34:13It's a classic case of unrequited love demanding payback.
34:18Night, all.
34:22If I ever do decide to kill someone,
34:25she'll be the first to know.
34:37How on earth did this happen?
34:39It wasn't me.
34:40It was a golf cart.
34:41Nearly ran me over on the fairway.
34:43I'm lucky it wasn't my leg.
34:45Did you at least get the committer you wanted?
34:47Sports and culture.
34:49Sadly, no.
34:50One look at my golf swing told Lance,
34:53my talents lie elsewhere.
34:55Well, you're strong on culture, though.
34:57I certainly gave that cart driver some Anglo-Saxon advice.
35:04Hi!
35:07You've got a house?
35:08I know, and I'll bring Thai takeaway in to celebrate.
35:10We can now head home tomorrow and start renovating.
35:12Oh, it's very exciting.
35:14Have we decided who you're going to use?
35:15I think we'll just do it ourselves.
35:17Yeah.
35:17Oh, you'll need a professional.
35:19Make sure it's done properly.
35:21No offence hunt for you.
35:24What about that Morris leader?
35:26Matthew.
35:27Isn't he an architect?
35:28Yes, and a suspect in the case for investigating.
35:32Is that the allergy one?
35:34There's a Mr. Smith who was talking about that on the golf course.
35:37He's not convinced it's a genuine crime.
35:41I'm sorry, what?
35:42Mr. Smith?
35:44Yes, from the hub.
35:45He was one of our group.
35:47Very charming.
35:48And a very good golfer.
35:49Oh, so that's one of the balls he's been juggling, is it?
35:53He's very concerned about you.
35:55And about your whole team, in fact.
35:57He's worried you're wasting police time investigating something that could be an accident.
36:01Well, it wasn't.
36:02And I'm not.
36:07I'll get her some plates and glasses.
36:09Oh, that's very exciting.
36:11Can't wait to see it tomorrow.
36:13Me neither.
36:13I'm sorry about your committee.
36:16Oh, never mind.
36:17I'm sure I'll find some other way to serve the community.
36:24She doesn't know about Mr. Smith.
36:26Don't be cross with her.
36:27I'm not.
36:28I'm angry at him.
36:29They're questioning my team's work ethic while he's off playing golf.
36:32Not a genuine crime?
36:34Craig's allergy was triggered deliberately.
36:36I know it.
36:40I just don't know by who.
36:43Or how.
36:56I thought you'd promised I wouldn't be a fishing widow anymore.
37:00I'm just sorting everything out to sell on eBay.
37:04These are broken.
37:06Don't worry.
37:07I'll make sure they're disposed of safely.
37:30It's not a date.
37:32I know that.
37:34It's you and me having a drink.
37:36And that made me feel.
37:40Florid.
37:44I'll put them on one of my ex-husband's graves.
37:48Now.
37:49Deal the titles.
37:51Cheers.
37:521, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
37:541, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
37:561, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
37:56Go.
38:06Well, come on then.
38:07The suspense is killing me.
38:08What do you mean?
38:09You've cooked dinner.
38:11Bought more beer.
38:12There's muffins for afters.
38:13This is teenage code for I've done something or I'm about to.
38:16Oh my God.
38:18You're so cynical.
38:23And right.
38:24Obviously.
38:25Okay.
38:26So.
38:29I've put together an itinerary.
38:33I want to go travelling.
38:34Load up my backpack, get a round the world ticket and have some adventures.
38:39I've been talking to Martha and she's been really encouraging.
38:42Wait.
38:43You told Martha before me?
38:45She's been giving me loads of extra shifts so I can build up my savings.
38:51I've got enough for a ticket already.
38:54I have to do this soon or I'll never do it all.
38:59So who's stopping you?
39:01You are.
39:03I just wonder what you'll do, whether you'll be alright.
39:06Of course I will.
39:08I just, I don't want you to be lonely.
39:11Especially since you've broken up with Archie.
39:13Oh please.
39:14He still likes you, you know.
39:16Well, I'm a very lovable person.
39:19You are.
39:23I'm going to miss you.
39:27So I'll phone all the time, wherever I am.
39:29Better had.
39:30And I promise I'll be back.
39:34Are you sure you're okay about it?
39:36If it's what you want?
39:37Yes.
39:38Great.
39:38Go for it.
39:41Hmph.
39:42Hmph.
40:00Hmph.
40:01Or force.
40:04Why is Bob watching us like that?
40:07I don't know.
40:08Maybe he can't believe that dreams do come true.
40:12Hmph.
40:14Okay.
40:15Time to wake up.
40:17Because I'm here for one reason.
40:20And that's to save your sorry sentimental ass.
40:23You're a suspect in an attempted murder investigation.
40:27So you need to tell me what Craig and that were planning.
40:30Or we are never, ever going to sit here and drink scrumpy again.
40:35Got it.
40:38Smuggling?
40:38Yeah.
40:39That was Craig and Bob's new business?
40:41Apparently, Craig built secret compartments into the boat's hull.
40:45Marva said he'd show you, but only because it was a plan that never happened.
40:49Well, because Craig fell in love and vetoed the idea.
40:52We really have to talk to him.
40:53Is there any word yet from the hospital?
40:55Lucy said he'll be conscious later today.
40:56She'll call me, soon as.
40:58Sir, I'm getting somewhere with this camera.
41:00I should have it fixed soon.
41:01Right.
41:02We'll be at the boatyard.
41:03Let us know when you do.
41:04Thank you, Kirby.
41:16I was blackmailed to show you these.
41:18I want that on record.
41:20Right.
41:21And what contraband were they planning to hide?
41:24That's the limit of my knowledge.
41:25I'm showing you an empty space and it's going to stay that way.
41:29You can't arrest people for an idea they've decided against.
41:35Understood.
41:39Thank you, Marvellous.
41:51It's all a bit Mary Celeste.
41:54You'd think he'd have something of Holly's here.
41:57Photo.
41:58Or a bit of clothing.
42:02No, it's a little big forehead, don't you think?
42:07Colby.
42:10Hello?
42:11Alright, we're coming now.
42:13Esther?
42:14Help us fix the camera.
42:15It says we need to see it right away.
42:20Okay, so I've set it up to play for just before the break-in.
42:25Is there no sound?
42:26Not on this model, but look.
42:28Look.
42:36Oh, that's not good.
42:47I went there to beg him to leave.
42:50I said I could cope with being unhappy as long as my children felt safe and loved instead of abandoned.
43:01I didn't know Matthew had followed me.
43:04What happened?
43:05What happened after Matthew smashed the camera?
43:07Did he go into the shed to take the latex?
43:09No, he just left.
43:11He didn't take anything.
43:13Holly.
43:13He didn't take it.
43:14He wouldn't.
43:15You don't understand.
43:16Please, I have nothing else to say.
43:20You have to go.
43:23We will need to talk to Matthew about this incident.
43:26Oh, yes.
43:26And Craig too, when he's fully conscious.
43:28Is he allowed visitors?
43:30No.
43:31Not yet.
43:32Soon.
43:34Benji!
43:36Benji!
43:37Can you stop that?
43:38You put the pipe down.
43:39It's not a toy.
43:41Sorry.
43:46Yes, Williams.
43:53Hi.
43:59Wait, okay.
44:02It's Lucy.
44:03Craig's awake and responsive.
44:05She says we can question him.
44:08Ask her if he has a cut on his head.
44:11Some kind of graze.
44:13What?
44:15A cut on the back of his head.
44:17Ask her to check now, please, if she can.
44:20Ahem.
44:21D.I. Goodman would like you to check to see if Craig has a cut or graze on the back
44:26of his head, please, Lucy.
44:28Yes, no.
44:32Great, one sec.
44:33Yes, a slight graze. Why?
44:37I need to listen again to the footage we did with the Morris dance.
44:40Oh, not again. Which one?
44:42Both of them.
44:44I knew these held the answer.
44:46But it wasn't that I couldn't see it.
44:48It was that I just didn't hear it.
44:52Close your eyes, please.
44:54All of you, listen.
44:56For what?
44:57Your favorite. The knock-a-hole tune.
44:59This is from the rehearsal we did yesterday lunchtime.
45:08Now this is from the music from the actual dance when Craig suffered his allergy attack.
45:19They're different.
45:20Exactly.
45:21In the rehearsal, Holly's pipe plays throughout.
45:24But on the night of the dance, Holly's pipe stops prematurely leaving only the fiddle and drum playing.
45:29Meaning what?
45:30That Holly was the one that tried to kill Craig.
45:34She was standing directly behind Craig as the side danced.
45:37She pretends to keep playing, but slips a metal dart fashioned from her fishing flyhook coated in latex into the
45:43end of her pipe.
45:44Everybody was watching the dancers. No one's looking at her.
45:46When Craig got close, she uses her pipe as a weapon to shoot the dart at the back of his
45:51head.
45:53Penetrating the skin guaranteed, the latex reaction will be at its most severe.
45:57She then carries on playing as normal.
45:59It stops as Craig falls and rushes to his aid.
46:02She had to reach him first to get rid of the dart.
46:04Hence the nick and bruise into the head.
46:06Calling out for help, an act in distress just bolstered her alibi.
46:10No one would suspect her.
46:12Everyone thought she was Craig's lover.
46:14But she was his lover, wasn't she? Why would she try and kill him?
46:18Because the person Craig was having an affair with wasn't Holly.
46:22It was her husband, Matthew.
46:26Holly was a fishing widow in more ways than one.
46:30You were right about the clothing.
46:31Craig did have something his lover wore.
46:36He had his shirt.
46:40Only he took it from Matthew.
46:42As a keepsake from when Matthew stayed home, playing doting husband and father to Holly and his kids.
46:47And Holly knew what was happening.
46:50She was talking about Matthew outside the community centre.
46:54I just wish Craig hadn't come here.
46:57It's changed everything.
46:59You can't help who you fall in love with.
47:01But you can decide what you do about it.
47:04You can choose to stop seeing them even if it makes you really unhappy.
47:09You have to.
47:11I doubt Craig's the first indiscretion Holly's had to put up with.
47:14But she'd always tolerated it as long as it was temporary.
47:18Then Craig decided to stay.
47:19To fight for his new life.
47:22And Holly couldn't let that happen.
47:24She made one final appeal, begging him to leave.
47:28She knew Matthew's punishment wouldn't change things.
47:30Please!
47:30Even if he wanted it to.
47:32Hank, get off her!
47:33But Craig wasn't going to accept that.
47:35He was going to force Matthew to choose.
47:37So Holly knew she had to act.
47:40So when Matthew left, she went straight into the shed.
47:45And took the latex solution.
47:49Using Matthew's fishing gear and Craig's wooden flute to end their affair must have felt grimly appropriate.
48:03And took the epipen while everyone prepared for the dance was easy enough.
48:06Everything was set.
48:08The only thing that went wrong?
48:09The ambulance got there too quickly.
48:14So then later when we saw her at the hospital...
48:18She didn't go there to check on Craig.
48:21She went to finish him off.
48:24She knows he's awake now.
48:25She asked about visiting him.
48:27What if she's thinking of trying again?
48:40Holly, stop.
48:44You're under arrest.
48:46For what?
48:47I'm just coming to see my friend.
48:49Let me through it.
48:50Don't let her touch him.
48:53This is ridiculous.
48:55Look, I know it was you, Holly.
48:57I don't know how you did it, but you're not getting a second chance.
49:00How many second chances have I given you?
49:03She's got something on her hands.
49:04Okay, all right.
49:06Okay, stop.
49:08I've got a bag.
49:09Why can't you have chosen me?
49:11Just one?
49:12Holly, just don't.
49:15Take her out.
49:16No, wait. He doesn't want to press charges.
49:18He's going to sail off abroad like he said.
49:21Isn't that right?
49:23Is that what you want, Matthew?
49:28I want my children to have their mother.
49:35And me.
49:38I'm sorry.
49:41I'm afraid it's up to the CPS whether they decide to prosecute.
49:45No one here can make that decision.
49:48I'm sorry.
50:03It's the kids I feel sorry for most.
50:06How did you begin to repair that?
50:08I don't know.
50:10The irony is, it's the same ending as the legend.
50:12The villager who poisons the knuckle-hole dragon
50:14ends up killing themselves with the same poison by mistake.
50:18Holly hoped getting rid of Craig would save her family,
50:21but she ended up destroying it as a result.
50:24That's what happens when you're not honest with each other.
50:26I'm sorry.
50:28You lose everything.
50:33Just ask Marvellous.
50:48No more dancing for us then.
50:51I'm going to drown my sorrows with a scrumpy and a game of dominoes.
50:55If my guardian angel would care to join me,
50:58so I can thank her proudly for all her kindness.
51:03This is still not a date.
51:05I know that.
51:06I never will be.
51:07You're too weird and strange for any of that nonsense.
51:10As long as you tolerate me, I'm happy.
51:14Florid even.
51:17You.
51:17Come on then.
51:29Ho!
51:31Is this over here?
51:33Arrrr, if it's all over there,
51:39well, let's go!
51:46Shoes!
51:47Ax tee,
51:47It was summer
51:52And the rain was at bay
52:00You came like the storm that washed me away
52:11And if only life was this easy
52:17Write a book about every time you kissed me
52:22It was true, true, true love
52:29We own a house?
52:30Oh my God, it's scary, isn't it?
52:33Does that mean my grown-ups?
52:35It means we're not living with your mother anymore
52:37Allow me, madam, your wall
52:42Gosh, there's a lot to do, isn't there?
52:45Masses, exciting though
52:48I'm glad it's just you and me again
52:50Oh
52:52You know what?
52:53What?
52:54We didn't bring any glasses
53:00Love it
53:03Hello? Is anyone home?
53:05Or was there no escape?
53:08We're out here, Mum
53:12Happy housewarming
53:14I've, uh, I've brought some treats to celebrate
53:19Glasses, genius, and a box of truffles, even better
53:25I want to put you in a good mood
53:28Help, uh, make my next news a little easier
53:32Your what?
53:33I've been allotted a place on a committee
53:36Oh!
53:37What did you get in the end?
53:39Well, thanks to that nice Mr. Smith
53:42I've been given a seat on the police and crime panel
53:45overseeing your activities
53:48I do hope it won't be a problem
53:49Cheers
53:50Cheers