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00:00.
00:44Come on!
00:47There's nothing to worry about.
00:49We just go up and down the coast,
00:51taking shots of all the fancy houses,
00:53then blow them up and flog them to the owners.
00:56No one can resist an aerial shot at their own house.
00:59What do you need me for?
01:01You're my assistant.
01:03I don't want to go up any helicopter.
01:05I do not wish to be in this unnatural machine.
01:11Leave him on that one a bit.
01:15He'll love a picture of his vulgar hovel.
01:20Diana.
01:22What?
01:23Can we go down now?
01:26No, certainly not.
01:28I might have died ten minutes ago.
01:31Just a few more pictures.
01:36Is this fun?
01:38No, it isn't.
01:40Up here is far too close to God.
01:43He might think he can save on the fair
01:45by just taking us on from here.
01:47You've got no more, Tom.
01:50I've got no bloody wings either.
01:52Get me down.
01:58Are you all right?
02:03Oh, tarmac.
02:07How wonderful to see you.
02:09I'll never leave you again.
02:12Oh, my knees.
02:16Oh, God.
02:17What's this?
02:19The gang's all here.
02:25Dan, how are you?
02:27Fine, Harry.
02:29How are you?
02:30We were just so worried.
02:32Can't think why.
02:33You've been up in a...
02:34a thing-o-me.
02:36Marion, it's called a helicopter.
02:40I know that's a long word for your gnat's brain,
02:42but do try and take it in.
02:43No, no, you might be able to use it in conversation.
02:47Dad, what did you think you were doing?
02:49Diana wanted to take some pictures of rich folks' houses
02:52to sell for wicked profits,
02:53so I took her up in the old chopper.
02:55You mean you were flying it?
02:57Well, they don't fly on their own, you know.
02:59Dad, you can't fly.
03:00Of course I can.
03:02In fact, you hate flying.
03:03Nonsense.
03:04Great fun.
03:06The old copilot was a bit queasy,
03:07but once I'd done a few rolls and loops
03:09and banged it up to Mach 2 over the Atlantic,
03:12well, she knew she was in safe hands.
03:15Is this true, Diana?
03:17Well, of course it's true, Jane.
03:19Would Tom ever tell a lie?
03:21Okay.
03:31Certainly dark in here.
03:32That is why it is called a darkroom, Tom.
03:36I do love the unerring logic
03:38of our English language.
03:41What were your revolting family doing here anyway?
03:45Oh, Geoffrey wanted me to sign a petition.
03:47Oh, my God, not another petition.
03:49I hate petitions.
03:50It's all right.
03:51It's got nothing to do with you.
03:52Let them fight their own battles.
03:54We didn't ask them to fight our battles.
03:56They weren't alive for half of them.
03:58That's no excuse.
03:59Believe me,
04:00when you're retired,
04:01it ain't your problem
04:02because by the time it's solved,
04:04you'll probably be just a handful of dust
04:06blowing in the winter wind.
04:07The council want to rezone their area.
04:10Oh, God, maybe they'll make it into a war zone
04:11and Marion will get machine gun to bits.
04:14They want to make it into a light industrial zone.
04:17Aha.
04:18Serves them right for being so ghastly.
04:20Now, then,
04:21if you find the numbers on the bottom of the photos,
04:23match them to the addresses,
04:24then we'll look them up in the electoral roll.
04:27Right.
04:28Well, apparently,
04:30someone wants to start
04:31a human spare parts factory
04:33right beside Jesse and Marion.
04:35Liven up their window shopping.
04:38Could be quite handy, I suppose.
04:41But when we start falling to bits...
04:43Do you mind?
04:44...Jane could arrange bargain hunting trips.
04:46I could do with a pair of new knees.
04:49What about you?
04:51New hips?
04:53New eyeballs?
04:54New wig?
04:56If we all combined our orders,
04:58we might get a reduced rate.
04:59In fact,
05:00I could become
05:01a door-to-door
05:02spare parts salesman.
05:05Good morning, madam.
05:07Could I interest you
05:08in a brand new lower intestine?
05:11I intend to go to my box
05:13in one piece.
05:14Thank you very much.
05:15Now, let me see.
05:17Good grief.
05:20Oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21Can you take a look at this?
05:24Oh!
05:25It's what's-its-place?
05:27In Dallas.
05:28South Fork.
05:29J.R.
05:30No, it is not South Fork.
05:33It is the last place
05:33we took yesterday.
05:35Gosh!
05:36We did fly a long way.
05:38In that corner, you fool.
05:40Oh, yes.
05:41Two people
05:42dressed in pink
05:43having a fight.
05:50Oh, goodness.
05:52Oh,
05:53goodness.
05:54Two people
05:55still in the pink
05:56but definitely not
05:58fighting.
06:00knotting
06:01and gendering
06:02like toads
06:03in a cistern.
06:04Sounds disgusting.
06:06Who said that?
06:06Shakespeare.
06:07Dirty old man.
06:08Oh, Shakespeare.
06:09No, not Shakespeare.
06:11This fella.
06:12It's not J.R.
06:14And that's-
06:14that's certainly
06:15not Sue Ellen.
06:16Of course it's not Sue Ellen.
06:17Sue Ellen is dark.
06:18And this,
06:19if I'm not very much mistaken,
06:21is a six-bottle
06:22peroxide blonde trollop.
06:25Well, I'll have to
06:26airbrush them out.
06:28Nobody's going to want
06:28to buy a photo
06:29of their place
06:29with the gardener
06:30and the au pair
06:31at it,
06:31hammer and tongs
06:32all over the croquet.
06:33I'm going on.
06:37Guess what,
06:38I can only wish you luck
06:38with the zoning thing,
06:39Geoffrey.
06:40Oh, there's a
06:41Range Rover out there.
06:42It's covered in balloons.
06:44Geoffrey,
06:44Geoffrey,
06:45I'm sorry,
06:45I'm going to have to say goodbye.
06:46Yes, I'm sorry,
06:47Geoffrey.
06:47Goodbye, Geoffrey.
06:48Bye-bye.
06:50Oh, that'll be
06:51Fergie Ferguson,
06:52the local political power broker.
06:53Now, look, Jane,
06:53I need to impress this man.
06:55I've got some ambitions
06:56that way myself.
06:57I need to show him
06:57that I'm also a person of power.
06:59Oh, you are, Harvey.
07:01I find you very powerful.
07:05Here's a little trick, Jane.
07:06Something to show
07:07your natural sense
07:08of superiority.
07:13See?
07:14Boss man.
07:22Underdog.
07:23Whoever sits in this seat,
07:24Jane,
07:24is in the position
07:25of the supplicant.
07:26Power seating,
07:27I call it.
07:27Oh, you are clever, Harvey.
07:30Yes, I am, aren't I?
07:31Where's Harvey?
07:33Now, remember
07:34your body language, Harvey.
07:35Head back, shoulders up.
07:36Hello, Mr. Bench.
07:37Can I see you now?
07:38Hello, Mr. Bench.
07:39I hope you can.
07:39Great to see you.
07:40Hello, Fergie.
07:41Good to see you.
07:42Good to see you.
07:43Do sit down.
07:45Thank you, Harvey.
07:50Uh, please.
07:58So, how are things
07:59in the cut-and-thrust world
08:01of local politics, Ferg?
08:02Bloody awful,
08:04as usual.
08:05And now we've got
08:05these damn silly elections.
08:08Why the hell
08:08the future of this country
08:10should be put
08:10in the hands of people
08:11as pig-ignorant
08:12as the voters,
08:13God only knows.
08:14Quite.
08:15Now, how many of your lot
08:17are stone deaf?
08:19Oh, uh, Jane?
08:21None at all.
08:23Thank God for that.
08:24I did my whole geriatric spiel
08:25this morning,
08:26ten valuable minutes,
08:28promised them the world,
08:29not a murmur.
08:31Then someone told me
08:32I was in the Institute
08:33for the bloody deaf.
08:35I could have done
08:36a quick leaflet drop
08:37and had a longer lunch.
08:39Oh, it's a tough lunch.
08:40I'll see.
08:41Now, look,
08:42these are the
08:43how-to-vote forms.
08:44I'll show you
08:45how to walk
08:46the old farts
08:47through them.
08:52Everything OK, Miss Trent?
08:53There's not enough
08:54strychnine in the soup.
08:55Oh, John.
08:56Mr Ballard,
08:57here's your petition.
08:58All the staff have signed it
08:59and most of the residents.
09:01Mr Ballard?
09:03Tom?
09:05Oh.
09:10You away, Tom?
09:11No, I'm still here.
09:13Penny?
09:13What?
09:14Penny, for your thoughts.
09:15I was thinking about sex.
09:17Give me my penny back.
09:22I mean,
09:23do you think
09:24we should do it?
09:28I'm sorry.
09:30I didn't mean
09:31should we do it together?
09:33God forbid.
09:34I mean,
09:35I didn't mean that either.
09:38I meant that,
09:40well,
09:40if we,
09:41oh,
09:42I wish I hadn't
09:43got into this.
09:45I'm so sorry, Tom,
09:46something
09:46went the wrong way.
09:50What started you
09:51thinking about sex?
09:52Well,
09:53that photograph
09:53of that couple
09:54knotting and gendering
09:55in the garden
09:57would not be thinking.
09:58Tom,
09:58the British never think
09:59about sex at lunchtime.
10:00I thought you'd approve.
10:02Well,
10:03there's a time
10:03and a place
10:03for everything.
10:04When I'm supping my soup,
10:05I'm thinking soup,
10:06not sex.
10:07I mean,
10:08I'm still capable.
10:11Just leave the room.
10:12Oh,
10:13just as I thought.
10:14You're all talk
10:14and no action.
10:16Well,
10:16when it comes to sex,
10:17everyone around here
10:17is all talk
10:18and no action.
10:20What about
10:21Harry Figgis
10:22and Mary Hawkins?
10:24Good grief.
10:26They're not.
10:27You should take
10:27your earplugs out
10:28one night.
10:30I thought a pack
10:31of wolves
10:32was upon us
10:32last Wednesday.
10:35Well,
10:36she's no better
10:37than she ought to be.
10:39Apparently,
10:39she's a lot better
10:40than she ought to be.
10:42Tom,
10:42will you just
10:43control yourself
10:43or I'll have you
10:44hosed down?
10:46This is the best time
10:48to get them all together.
10:49And while they're eating,
10:50they can't argue, eh?
10:50Great.
10:53If I could just have
10:54your attention
10:54for a moment, please.
10:55Just ignore him.
10:57As you all know,
10:57the local elections
10:58will soon be upon us
10:59and we're very fortunate
11:01to have with us today
11:03Mr. Ferguson,
11:04who I'm sure
11:05is a very familiar
11:05figure to you all.
11:10Yes, well,
11:12Councillor Ferguson,
11:13who is standing
11:14once again
11:14for the residence party,
11:15would like to have
11:16a few words with you all.
11:17Over to you, Fred.
11:20Can everybody hear me?
11:22Deb?
11:23Just checking.
11:25Now,
11:26as I'm sure you all know,
11:28the residence party
11:29has no central
11:31government ambition.
11:31we are,
11:32as we proclaim,
11:34the party of the residents.
11:36Some of us may be
11:38conservative,
11:39some of us labour,
11:41but when it comes
11:43to the local elections,
11:44we are for the local people
11:47and the local people only.
11:51Are you sure you can hear me?
11:53Do get on with it.
11:55The soup's congealing.
11:57Yes.
11:58And we know
11:59that you,
12:00as our senior citizens,
12:03have special needs,
12:04which only we,
12:05in the residence party,
12:08can truly meet.
12:10Bravo!
12:13That's what the Tory fellow
12:14said last week.
12:16The Labour chap here
12:18the week before.
12:20Were they being specific
12:22or did they just talk
12:23in generalities?
12:25One of them talked
12:26in Swedish.
12:28Yes.
12:29Well,
12:31let me outline for you
12:33the residence party
12:35commitment to the elderly.
12:37Now,
12:38we know
12:38that in these days,
12:40life is a continual struggle,
12:42so we aim to relieve
12:43the burden on you
12:44by continuing
12:46your free bus passes,
12:48subsidising your TV rentals,
12:50and giving you
12:51Christmas bonuses
12:52on your pensions.
12:57I knew you'd be wild
12:58about our programme.
13:00Now,
13:01any questions?
13:03Diana Trent.
13:05Careful.
13:06Yes,
13:07Diana.
13:08What can I do for you?
13:10Well,
13:10you can call me
13:11Miss Trent for a start,
13:12you impudent pup.
13:14Nice.
13:15Ah,
13:16sorry,
13:16Miss Trent.
13:17What was your point?
13:19I don't want
13:20a free bus pass.
13:22I have paid my way
13:23all my life.
13:24I am paying my way here.
13:25When I go outside
13:26the front door,
13:27I expect to continue
13:28paying my way.
13:30Yes,
13:30well,
13:30not all pensioners
13:31are middle class
13:32and well off,
13:33so I don't suppose
13:33everyone feels as you do.
13:34Oh, yes,
13:35they damn well do.
13:36And with the bureaucracy
13:37involved,
13:38it takes £100
13:39to process
13:40each free bus pass.
13:41So why don't you
13:42just hand us
13:43the £100 each
13:44and sack
13:45all your miserable
13:46little pen pushers?
13:48All we want
13:49is to be treated
13:51like human beings,
13:52respected,
13:54or patronised,
13:54so you can stick
13:56your free bus passes
13:57and your free televisions
13:59right up where the sun
14:00don't shine
14:01and rotate them.
14:02Come on.
14:07I had 20 votes
14:09when I came in here.
14:10Now she's got them.
14:11I have some.
14:12No, no, no.
14:13I think she's wonderful.
14:15I wish she'd been
14:17my nanny.
14:22Sure,
14:22I know this fellow
14:23from somewhere.
14:24Don't leave that alone.
14:25It's doing you
14:25no good at all.
14:27They remind me
14:27of the summer of 1941.
14:30I had a girlfriend
14:31just like this.
14:32Fair.
14:34Her name was Sally.
14:35She was a land girl.
14:36She looked like
14:37one of those
14:38Horlicks ads.
14:39All pitchforks,
14:40smiles,
14:41and
14:42dungarees.
14:43A real cracker.
14:44We used to set
14:45the crops on fire.
14:46Ho, ho, ho.
14:48I like it.
14:49Oh, my goodness sake,
14:50go and have a cold shower
14:52or recite your logarithms
14:53or something.
14:54I don't know
14:54what's got into you.
14:56I am a man,
14:57you know.
14:58Oh, round here,
14:59you're not.
15:01You're a pensioner.
15:03You're supposed
15:03to be dead
15:04from the neck up
15:04and extra dead
15:05from the waist down.
15:08You're such a prude,
15:09Diana.
15:10My objections
15:11are purely practical.
15:12I just don't want you
15:13rampaging round the place
15:14like some mad old goat.
15:16Why not?
15:16You might kill yourself.
15:18You've got a weak heart.
15:19Oh, come on.
15:20It's happened before.
15:23What happened before?
15:25Nothing, forget it.
15:27What happened before?
15:29Nothing, I never spoke.
15:30I'll hound you
15:31till you tell me.
15:33Well, I have always
15:35preferred older men.
15:37Goody.
15:39Well, when I was
15:40in my late 30s...
15:41As we emerged
15:42from the last Ice Age.
15:43Do you want me to tell you
15:43this, come on?
15:44I'm sorry.
15:45Well, I had a gentleman
15:47admirer in his 50s.
15:49He was a lovely man.
15:51But, unbeknownst to all,
15:53he had a bit
15:53of a dicky-ticker.
15:55We had a grand affair.
15:57He swore he would
15:58die for me.
16:00And he did.
16:04Not, er...
16:07Oh, well...
16:08What a wonderful way
16:10to go.
16:12For him, maybe.
16:13I was extremely embarrassed.
16:17What are you
16:18chuckling about, Tom?
16:20Ah, Miss Trent's
16:22sex life.
16:22Oh, that's nice.
16:24What was that?
16:25You said,
16:26Miss Trent's
16:27next life.
16:29You believed
16:30in the next life.
16:31I don't even believe
16:32in this life, Jane.
16:33Can we please
16:33change the subject?
16:35Mr. Ferguson
16:36was really impressed
16:37by you.
16:38He said that if he
16:39could get someone
16:39like you on his side,
16:41he could wrap up
16:42the elderly vote
16:43for the entire ward.
16:44Really?
16:45Yes.
16:45He said you had
16:46the natural cynicism
16:48and loathing
16:49for your fellow man
16:50that was the true
16:51hallmark of any
16:53first-rate politician.
16:59I don't understand,
17:00Geoff.
17:01The other day
17:01when you came over here,
17:02you were weeping
17:03and wailing
17:03about the wicked developers
17:05raping your beautiful
17:06countryside,
17:07but now...
17:07But now things
17:08have changed.
17:09We have discovered
17:10that the developers
17:11in question are
17:12really quite nice people.
17:14Does she have to be here?
17:16She's listening to us.
17:17Don't worry, Marion.
17:18I have a built-in
17:19whinge filter.
17:20I won't hear a word.
17:22The thing is,
17:23the developers
17:23have made us
17:24quite a nice offer.
17:26Once they get
17:27the planning permission
17:28through for the
17:29false bits factory,
17:31they want to expand
17:32and build bigger people.
17:35Surgical appliances.
17:37What are they?
17:39Trusses,
17:39surgical stockings.
17:41It'll bring a lot
17:42of jobs to the area.
17:43Hand-woven
17:44by generations
17:45of local peasants,
17:46the well-known
17:46raffia colostomy bags
17:48of lower bottom.
17:50Would you please ask her
17:52not to be so disgusting?
17:53I'm not the one
17:54who's selling
17:54my little bit of England
17:55to a Taiwanese
17:56prostate king.
17:58They're not Taiwanese,
18:00they are Japanese.
18:01The suits will all
18:01be too small.
18:05Would you mind
18:06your own business?
18:07What about the petition,
18:08Geoffrey?
18:10Save our heritage,
18:11who won the war,
18:12keep foreign investment
18:13out of Lower Buckley?
18:15I've got everybody
18:15to sign it.
18:16Except me?
18:17Except her.
18:17Well, maybe we were
18:19being a little hasty
18:19and we hadn't met
18:20Mr. Kurosawa.
18:21Or his wallet.
18:23Very, very comfortable.
18:26There.
18:28Where?
18:29That place over there.
18:30You see,
18:31you can just see its roof.
18:32It's very big,
18:33lots of garden
18:34and best of all,
18:35it's right next door to you.
18:36And it's a wonderful bargain.
18:38No one else wants
18:38to live close to an old folks home.
18:40We'll be right
18:41in your back pocket.
18:42The kids can come over,
18:43you can babysit for us,
18:44we can have barbecues,
18:46marge on...
18:47I know he's my son,
18:48but when I look at him
18:49I have doubts
18:50about the theory of evolution.
18:52He's such a dull dinosaur.
18:54Somewhere along the line
18:55he's had
18:56a severe charisma
18:58bypass.
18:59The thought of him
19:00wandering over the hill
19:01every ten minutes
19:02to discuss his children's
19:03hamsters,
19:05real ales
19:06and do-it-yourself
19:07shelving.
19:08Oh, God.
19:09From which cliff
19:10do the local lemmings
19:12throw themselves off?
19:13I'm just surprised
19:15that Marion
19:15will allow herself
19:16within spitting distance
19:17of either of us.
19:18Ah, well,
19:18the place is a bargain
19:19and a bargain
19:21ignites a primeval fire
19:23in Marion's loins.
19:25Apparently,
19:26she could only achieve
19:27orgasm
19:28during the Harrod sales.
19:33Hello, Tom, Diana.
19:35Do you mind
19:36if I join you?
19:37Yes, buzz off
19:37and fry yourself.
19:40Don't mind
19:40if I do.
19:42So, how are things?
19:43We've both got
19:44bubonic plague.
19:45Jolly good.
19:46What do you want, Harvey?
19:48Oh, no, nothing.
19:49I'm just passing
19:50the time of day.
19:51You never just pass
19:52the time of day, Harvey.
19:53There is no profit in it.
19:54Now, that's what we like
19:55about you, Diana.
19:56No fiddle-faddle,
19:58straight to the point great.
19:59Why don't you try it?
20:01Who exactly is we?
20:03Oh, the residence party.
20:04What do you mean?
20:04You're involved
20:05in that travesty
20:06of a political machine.
20:07Oh, yes.
20:07I'm very busy
20:08in the South Ward.
20:09I bet you are.
20:11Doesn't that include
20:11Lower Buckley?
20:14Right, and you've
20:14probably heard
20:15the good news
20:15about the spare parts place.
20:17We soon need
20:18deep in knees, eh?
20:20What do you want, Harvey?
20:21We want you, Diana.
20:23You what?
20:23Oh, Fergie Ferguson
20:24was very impressed
20:25by your ability
20:26to sway a mob.
20:26I mean, persuading
20:28an electorate.
20:29He wants you on our team.
20:30No, thank you.
20:31He's having a gathering
20:32of helpers
20:32at his place this afternoon.
20:33No, thank you.
20:34And he was wondering
20:34if you'd like to come along
20:35and, well, get to know him.
20:36No, thank you.
20:37He's got a smashing place
20:38on the coast,
20:39pool, croquet lawn,
20:40tennis court.
20:41It's like something
20:41out of Dallas.
20:42Oh, thank you.
20:46Croquet lawn.
20:49We love to come.
20:59Hello.
21:00You must be the au pair.
21:02Oh, how did you guess?
21:04How did you?
21:21I'm Winnie Ferguson.
21:23You must be Diana Trent
21:25who's going to fix
21:26Fergie's image
21:26with the elderly.
21:27I certainly am.
21:30You know,
21:30Fergie was only saying
21:31the other day
21:32that with the electorate
21:33getting older every year,
21:34we're really going to have
21:35to bust a gut
21:36to con the codgers,
21:37as he calls it.
21:39Absolutely.
21:40Going to have to get them
21:41down to the polling station
21:42with cattle prods
21:43and mad dogs,
21:44is what I said.
21:46I can see why
21:47Fergie took to you.
21:48And I can see
21:49why he took to you.
21:56What are they doing here?
21:58What's she doing here?
22:01You're probably helping.
22:02Nothing to worry about.
22:03Take a pill, dear.
22:05She's up to something terrible.
22:07I can tell.
22:08She's being nice.
22:09Relax.
22:16Hello, dears.
22:18Who's this little chappy, then?
22:20Dad, this is Mr. Kurosawa
22:22of Kurosawa Prosthetics.
22:23Oh, the spare parts, man.
22:25How do you do?
22:26How do you do?
22:27One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one.
22:28Just checking you.
22:29I've borrowed that.
22:31Could you fit people with wheels
22:33instead of legs
22:34and a decent gearbox?
22:36Come on, why?
22:37Right-o.
22:39Wheels.
22:41Good idea.
22:44Hello.
22:45It's only good having you girls in our country.
22:47Oh, thank you.
22:49There isn't a gardener here, is there?
22:51Oh, no.
22:52Mr. Ferguson does all the gardening.
22:54He's very good in the garden.
22:56Oh, I'm glad to hear that.
22:57Timmy.
22:59I'm sure that I could do wonders
23:01for your campaign, Mr. Ferguson.
23:03Super.
23:04Now, do call me Fergie.
23:06Just one or two little points.
23:08I'd like to iron out first.
23:11Oh, hello, Tom.
23:13Hello.
23:13Just telling the councillor
23:15how we'd like to have a wee chat with him.
23:18Oh, fine.
23:19Fire away.
23:21You can go about your duties, Ingrid.
23:23Oh, no, do.
23:23Do let Ingrid stay.
23:25Oh, no.
23:29What's she doing?
23:30You can feel that.
23:44Excuse me.
23:45Oh, go away, you horrid little short person.
23:50You did this deliberately, eh?
23:52You're finished.
23:54So did you and you.
23:55You.
23:57You.
23:58You.
24:15Lovely day for it.
24:20Mr. Kurosawa is taking his factory elsewhere.
24:24Fergie Ferguson has had to resign from the residence party.
24:28Masterpiece of work.
24:29And Mrs. Ferguson hit the au pair with her Volkswagen.
24:35Splendid.
24:36Once again, you have brought shame and disrepute on the name of Bayview.
24:40Well, this has been a successful day.
24:44Come along, Jane. We have fences to mend, apologies to make.
24:48Coming, Harvey.
24:49I have a saint, Jane. You know that, don't you? A true saint.
24:52Oh, you are Harvey.
24:53Jane, you're touching me. Sorry?
24:56And Marion is very upset, darling.
24:58Good. So would I be if I were her.
25:00She bit Clarissa's hamster.
25:02Better give it a tetanus jab.
25:06You realise that we'll never be your neighbours now?
25:09Oh, good. Oh, gosh. Oh, dear. Very sad.
25:12And I just hope that when you find you need a new bit to keep you going,
25:18well, I hope you don't find it and you fall to pieces.
25:22So, there.
25:24Come along, Geoffrey.
25:26Let's get back to our boring, bloody village
25:29with all those boring, bloody peasants
25:32and all our boring, bloody children.
25:35Oh, God!
25:36God!
25:38Hell, damn!
25:41I think she's a bit upset.
25:45I'd better go to her.
25:46She'll be all right, Geoffrey.
25:48Give her a couple of aspirin.
25:50Slip her under a bus.
25:51Soon fix her.
25:52Right, Oda.
25:53What?
25:54Goodbye, Geoffrey.
25:56Why not?
26:03You don't think we're a bit mean?
26:05I do hope so.
26:07I wouldn't like to deny the world
26:09an endless supply of hip bones connected to the thigh bones.
26:13Not to mention a leading light in local politics.
26:16I really enjoy myself.
26:18Being malicious is quite good fun.
26:20I've been telling you that for ages.
26:22And you got involved, too.
26:23What?
26:23Well, you got off your bottom and had a bit of a punch-up.
26:26So?
26:27So there's a chance you're still alive.
26:30You must think for one single solitary second
26:33that you and your happy humans claptrap
26:36has had the slightest effect upon me.
26:39You are the one who's beginning to see things my way.
26:41No, no.
26:42I'm having a profound influence on you.
26:44No one's ever had any influence on me,
26:46except possibly Machiavelli.
26:47But you've got yourself a job.
26:49You've fought the good fight.
26:51That's my good influence.
26:52And you have learned how to be unpleasant to your revolting family.
26:55You are entirely under my influence.
26:57One cuckoo doesn't make a spring.
26:58Oh, my God, here we go.
27:00A cliché for every occasion.
27:02A truism is not a cliché.
27:03It reinforces the obvious.
27:05And the obvious just about sums you up.
27:07An obvious old fuddy-duddy.
27:09And you're an obvious old Lucretia Borgia.
27:14I bet you poisoned Harry Figgis.
27:17Harry Figgis died in Mary Hawkins' place.
27:20And he was not sipping poison at the time.
27:23Poor old Harry.
27:27That could have been you.
27:29I hardly know, the lady.
27:31Make sure it stays that way.
27:33You don't care what happens to me.
27:35I care for you as much as you care for me.
27:39How much is that?
27:40Bugger all.
27:41Absolutely.
27:43Drop dead.
27:44And you.
27:45Good night.
27:45Good night.
27:51Good night.
27:51Fancy a cup of gin.
27:53Good idea.
28:16Good night.
28:17Good night.
28:30Good night.
28:34Good night.
28:35Good night.
28:36Good night.
28:37Good night.
28:38Good night.
28:39Good night.
28:40Good night.
28:41Good night.
28:41Good night.
28:42Good night.
28:42Good night.
28:42Good night.
28:43Good night.
28:44Good night.
28:44Good night.
28:45Good night.
28:45Good night.
28:45Good night.
28:46You
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