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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:54Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house, Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:06They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:14We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire, we're holy fire.
01:20We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:30You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:39Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
01:41I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:51Praise him for America.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:55Praise him.
01:59Stand up.
02:00Stand up.
02:01In the name of Jesus.
02:02Jesus.
02:03This is mine.
02:08Amen.
02:09Amen.
02:22Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
02:25A charming little burg.
02:26Best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl ovicosis.
02:34Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
02:59You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Keezer.
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21When that cunt home lander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
03:26Poor sots.
03:27Didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir?
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:32I...
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:38He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40He kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with the virus.
03:42Your leg re-grew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid our ship so we could crack on with
03:49a godly work of revenge.
03:51And, good news.
03:53Samir's done it.
03:53As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:58Well, so we reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Dunno.
04:07But we'll have a lot of fun it out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Would it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:19I am glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock Hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:24Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:25Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:27Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:32Oh, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with someone's hot comet burst out
04:36of his mouth.
04:39Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly.
04:43Almost as strong as Homelander.
04:45And no one gives a fuck about him.
04:47So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
04:52Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:56So, let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend starlighters
05:09before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27We kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck's Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:39Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus and we run.
05:45We'll kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:55I'm kidding.
05:55It's a shit decision, alright?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice.
06:03And no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die.
06:06Right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:27Hey.
06:30So, it's been a tough year.
06:32No.
06:33No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
06:41You're sighting with Butcher.
06:42Your hair's different.
06:43Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:51I mean, whatever you have to do.
06:55I get it.
06:56It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:03Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:07Or...
07:08Counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:12I mean...
07:15Yeah.
07:16That's a...
07:16That's a pretty good mailing point.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Oh, girl.
07:34Listen.
07:34Shoot off.
07:35Slice into my own lender.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time.
07:39But the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain...
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No.
07:51On my life.
07:52I'm not.
07:53But this is happening.
07:55With or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:01So I can protect you.
08:05I spent every day of the last year...
08:10Dreaming about you.
08:15You're the dreamer.
08:18You're the procedures.
08:23I'm not here.
08:26You think that I would let anything...
08:31take you away from me again?
08:36I should fight you.
08:39Sit down, Korya.
08:42Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Close off now!
08:57No!
08:58No!
08:58No!
08:59No!
08:59No!
08:59No!
09:00No!
09:05You're bottom half.
09:08Is it pretty big grown?
09:09My vagina is tingly and damp.
09:11Don't ask me...
09:13What you know is true...
09:15Don't have to tell me...
09:18I love your precious heart...
09:22I...
09:24I was standing...
09:27You were there...
09:29You were there...
09:31And they never tear us apart...
09:34And they never tear us apart...
09:37I told you...
09:41That we could fly...
09:45But some of us...
09:47But some of us don't know why...
09:48But some of us don't know why...
09:48But some of us don't know why...
09:52I was standing...
09:54You were there...
09:57You were there...
10:26I don't know...
10:27I don't know...
10:27I don't know...
10:27You left me no choice...
10:29I know my leadership style can be...
10:32Stirred...
10:34But...
10:34It's for your own good...
10:38I like to think of myself as...
10:40The big brother...
10:42That you never had...
10:49You remember that girlfriend...
10:52You had...
10:54Oh...
10:58Pop Fang...
10:59Betrayed us both...
11:00To William Butcher...
11:02No less...
11:03Huge mess...
11:03Your fault...
11:03What did I do?
11:05What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance...
11:09To make things right...
11:10I...
11:10I reached out my hand...
11:14And you...
11:15Bit it!
11:16What did I ever do...
11:18To deserve that?
11:20What...
11:21Was I too nurturing?
11:23Too forgiving?
11:24Well, maybe...
11:24But damn it!
11:26You weren't like the others...
11:28Snakes...
11:30Backstabbers...
11:30I could count on you, man!
11:32I did count on you!
11:33I loved you!
11:37But here we are...
11:39Why does this keep happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest men are the most alone...
11:50You wouldn't understand...
11:56Nobody does...
11:58I don't know...
12:15I think...
12:25I agree...
12:43firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows and we're doing a
12:50mortality glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being sponsored you know they
12:56paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit 50 grand dog wankers guys we drill any louder and the
13:07real
13:07housewives of country are gonna hear frenchy how much longer teenage kicks you that out on patrol
13:11any minute they go out they go in rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore
13:17every day countess crow countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement
13:22i bet my bottom anal beads is down there
13:30everything okay all good
13:39oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nip him twat him bring you back here
13:48keep the engine running
13:57are you ready
14:25the internet's down cams too um yeah we have a problem
14:32put on the net he really let himself go
14:42the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
14:49my god asshole must weigh 30 000 pounds my dick weighs more
14:56bitch well right now wait we can move him
14:58he moved the three of us so what now
15:18you
15:19what the fuck no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you you're safe okay
15:24you're gonna deep
15:25freeze again oh jesus christ for how long almost two years in a cia black site i just found out
15:34this
15:34morning you found out this morning yeah but that just happens to be in your room
15:43did you me what is this some kind of incest thing no then what the is this look
15:49i i want you to find william butcher find him yourself well the people that work for me are limited
15:57and
15:57you are the best tracker there is i just i need you to find him and report back very simple
16:03you want me
16:07to work for you well why don't we say work with me and i can help you i can give
16:14you a proper
16:14comeback i don't need you for that well the whole world does think that you're a russian spy so
16:21okay all right listen to me i'm no ass felchin commie you got that i know i know and listen
16:30i am bought now me so the public they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them you are
16:38i can resurrect you i can give you back what you lost i can even make you number two in
16:44the seven
16:45number two or how about i finish the job and blessed you to kingdom fuck
16:55hey you could try who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
17:02or you might not but i'm betting that you hate william butcher more than you than you hate me after
17:12all i'm i'm not the one that betrayed you am i i tried to kill you minute i turn my
17:18back how do i
17:19know you won't return the favor you find william butcher for me all is forgiven
17:45looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray improve your sleep strengthen your immune system
17:53nourish your soul the ancient taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
17:58life force from leaving the body and invited prana solar energy in don't ignore your anal wellness
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18:10five bros four bros okay we need to abort your mom should have aborted you
18:19fuck it who tested here what test the virus is contagious as samir says c'est fini the game is
18:28over no butcher's right rockhart has seen us so we can't leave virus what virus look i don't
18:36break you lot out of the pain to flap about now all we gotta do is seal the ventilation every
18:41exit
18:41point tighter than a boy scout's asshole a jamboree
18:44no no no it's not possible
18:49maybe
18:54yo
18:56is that motherfucker holding his breath
18:58uh-huh his heart rate is 10 beats per minute and he can't probably hold his breath for a couple
19:04of hours like a blue whale he won't breathe how do we get the virus in him whoa he ain't
19:10our first
19:10whale is he you lot sort this i'll fetch the virus can we go you with me
19:21oh you two leave it out would you
19:23fucking work in here
19:27hey coming with you
19:30what for i don't trust you
19:34yeah
19:36suit yourself
19:41we've so far identified the location of 10 000 active starlight sympathizers
19:46coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
19:50where's more he just disappears every afternoon
19:53won't say where he's going won't say
19:54shit if he's a method meisner technique
19:59is that a jew thing we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can
20:04invoke the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military mr president good idea what qualifies
20:09someone as an active starlighter that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander
20:14content honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us we've got what 52 000 data
20:21points on every user we truly live in an age of wonder but we are the need to triple the
20:27amount
20:28of freedom camps to hold them all love it it's just that after we've paid for vault's military
20:32contracts all those corporate tax breaks and for the existing freedom camps treasury's running a little
20:39dry people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors but they'll flat out revolt if we raise
20:44taxes the president is thinking how insane this is right now he'll back you you can do it speak up
20:50and a lot of these sympathizers are what customers will their arrests eat into your bottom line
20:57no we'll just start selling ads on what plus wow amazing ashley you're a real che gavada
21:02well all righty then let me ask the most important question do i got immunity
21:19for fuck's sake soldier boy is the president vice president of the united states of america
21:25they work for me everyone soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven once he is located
21:32william butcher and annie january what wait what sir no sir i i can do this i can bring them
21:38in well like
21:38you did with a train we're going in a new direction deep competence oh and steve soldier boy's gonna
21:45need a full pardon well sir he uh he was guilty of you know treason
21:53considered dumb sir terrific and you know what i'm sure the man's dying for a drink uh steve can you
21:59make
21:59him a manhattan manhattan manhattan thanks steve of course can i get you a glass of milk sir no
22:12steven i'll also have a manhattan
22:16god damn this one could soups teabag the president since me
22:25god damn this one that's just another one i'll have one more or two put one more
22:39okay what's next
22:45what is it
22:54Look out!
22:56Oh God!
22:57Oh God!
22:59He is so...
23:00It's mountain pornography.
23:03What?
23:03Almost got you, fighters.
23:07Ha ha.
23:08Oh, shh.
23:10All of this, that explains how he's grown.
23:15I'm bashing his bishop.
23:18Gross.
23:26Now that's what I'm talking about.
23:31Oh, God.
23:34Fucking unsanitary.
24:06Next step will be to apply my Fave Foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
24:12It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police vans.
24:18We talked about this.
24:19I don't have a choice.
24:21They make me do this.
24:23There we go.
24:25Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
24:27So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the...
24:34If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow.
24:38Countess of the Crows.
24:40And I shall make you do the day that you decided to...
24:43Fuck it.
24:51Fuck.
24:53C'est ça.
24:55It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
25:00It's like a metaphor for life, non?
25:02It's a metaphor for my balls.
25:10What is the matter?
25:13A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
25:18Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
25:21And I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
25:28You didn't kill them.
25:30They chose to fight.
25:32Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
25:35I told them that we were going to make it out.
25:38Fucking easy for me to say.
25:40I'm bulletproof.
25:43Have you told Petitui any of this?
25:45No, no.
25:46Because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
25:52So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
25:57I led them to a shallow grave.
26:02So I just get a fucking white macket fence and cherry pie.
26:08No, I can't live like that.
26:10If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
26:20I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
26:26And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
26:33But the fucking shit.
26:35You get up every day and you keep going.
26:38Anything else is an insult to the dead.
26:43Great.
26:44Just let go.
26:46Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
26:48Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
26:49Oh, shit.
26:51Starlight.
26:52Oh, my God.
26:53You guys are terrorists.
26:56What do we do with her?
26:59Same as rock hard.
27:02You don't have a choice.
27:07All right.
27:08Come on.
27:09No, what?
27:10Let me go.
27:16Baby power!
27:29Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
27:33All this crime-stopping makes me so thirsty.
27:37Turbo Rush.
27:38The drink of heroes.
27:40Only 15 calories.
27:42Cut.
27:43That was a good take.
27:45No, please.
27:46This is a mistake.
27:47I am not a starlighter.
27:48Only 15 calories.
27:50Yeah.
27:51Now with acai and maca root.
27:545%.
27:55Mom!
27:56No, Corey.
27:57Go back inside, please.
27:58No!
27:58You stay back.
28:00Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
28:03Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
28:06They're lopsided.
28:06Okay, come on.
28:08All this crime-stopping makes me so thirsty.
28:12Turbo Rush.
28:13Now with acai and maca root.
28:16That's fucking perfect.
28:18Okay, great.
28:18Okay, have fun at camp.
28:20No!
28:20No!
28:21I'm not kidding!
28:22No!
28:25Mom!
28:26Blover.
28:27Not a chance.
28:28We have to help them.
28:29Help them and every suit within 500 miles to be up their arse within the hour.
28:33We stayed a course.
28:34Mine's on the fucking job.
28:35Fuck the job.
28:40Kamiko.
28:41Don't.
29:04Homelander.
29:09Homelander.
29:15Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
29:21Well, that was quite a surprise today.
29:24Are you sure waking him was the right call?
29:26Yes.
29:27Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
29:29No, I did not.
29:31Of course not.
29:33What am I going to say?
29:34Hey, uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, because
29:40there's a soup-killing virus out there, and you may die screaming.
29:44Sure you would have jumped at that.
29:46Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
29:52Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
29:57Ah, well, it's tactical.
30:00Exactly.
30:00Because for a moment, I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
30:07So, when he gets infected and he dies...
30:09You don't know that's going to happen.
30:10When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
30:14Mm-hmm.
30:15Mm-hmm.
30:16Right?
30:49Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
30:54Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
30:56All right, all right.
30:57Less talking.
30:58More giving.
31:00I'll take it.
31:07So, how fragile is this?
31:09Very.
31:11Very fragile.
31:12If it broke on the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance he could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:23Well.
31:26Best not drop out, eh?
31:30Thank you so much.
31:35Thank you so much.
31:40Breathe and fall.
31:52You get him to breathe yet?
31:53What?
31:54Did you get him to breathe yet?
31:57I'm too late, though.
31:59The Conan is infarious.
32:00The rest of Kix will be back soon.
32:02Merde, hello.
32:03We're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:18Oh, God.
32:18When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
32:22and She-Line is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah.
32:31The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows that one time?
32:59What's it called?
32:59A murder?
33:01Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows?
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
33:18It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
33:25Roszak.
33:26Welbutrin.
33:27Lexapro.
33:28Great.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:39Why are you risking your life for them?
33:45Please, please don't kill me.
33:48I just want to go home.
33:51I miss my mom and my dad.
33:55Please.
34:08Careful.
34:14Oi, fucking smart, Huey.
34:16My name's your little glad Atrian's dead.
34:21No, I'm not glad he's dead.
34:23Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
34:26And he died a hero.
34:27A real hero.
34:29And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
34:32Listen.
34:33I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
34:35You've earned your seat at the table, son.
34:38I'll give it to you straight.
34:39Mate, you've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shit out of your head, mate.
34:44Ain't doing no one no favors.
34:46Especially your girl.
34:47I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
34:49Talk to me about Annie.
34:50You don't know what's going on with her.
34:51Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
34:53And she knows that you poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks.
35:00She's just going to get her killed.
35:03Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:09You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
35:13But I won't let you do it.
35:17Love it.
35:31You hate the vial!
35:34It's good.
35:38Wait, is that?
35:43Well, well, well.
35:45He's dead, right?
35:46He's supposed to be dead?
35:48Supposed to be.
35:50Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
35:55You're telling us this now?
35:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
36:00In what fucking way?
36:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:04Who better than Armandus old man?
36:08New plan.
36:12Boy, why aren't you supposed to be a giant-ass doodah?
36:15Aren't you supposed to be smart?
36:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
36:19Be a cunt.
36:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
36:22Well, oldie better goodie.
36:28No, mate.
36:29Just you and me.
36:39I guess it's true.
36:41You're one of us now.
36:43Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
36:45Then fuck it, beat him.
36:46Being super is not going to save you.
36:48That don't stop us helping each other.
36:50Armandus doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
36:53He needs doing more than ever.
36:55You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
36:57Fuck you!
36:58We had a deal.
36:59I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
37:03Put me back in a fucking box.
37:05And for what?
37:06Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
37:08A kid is your grandson.
37:10Well, was it worth it?
37:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:13Where is that fucking brat?
37:15Armandus the one fucking you over, mate.
37:17Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
37:19strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
37:23Bullshit.
37:24God's honest.
37:25The things this virus can do...
37:29Fuckin' die, Bonacum.
37:31Why'd you think he sent you here?
37:33Instead of coming himself, hmm?
37:35You're a sacrificial cunt.
37:37Again.
37:39I guess we'll see.
37:40You don't get it, do you?
37:43Me?
37:44Homelander?
37:45Your old crew?
37:47Everyone fucks you over.
37:49Do you want to know why?
37:52Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
38:02What the fuck was that?
38:12Hey!
38:13You two fucktards of local soups?
38:15Holy shit.
38:16Soldier boy?
38:18What?
38:18You're a dead socialist.
38:22The fuck?
38:23This was being stupid.
38:24Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
38:26A chap and a fairy took off east.
38:28Find them and kill them.
38:29Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and tie them together like shoelaces.
38:34Move!
38:38Fuck.
38:43Fucking figures.
38:49Get ready.
38:50We're coming in.
38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:51Slow down, kid.
38:54Soldier boy.
38:56He's alive?
38:58Fuck that.
38:59Just how long do we have?
39:00Just...
39:00Huey.
39:01Huey.
39:04We gotta move.
39:06Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
39:08Oh, shit.
39:38Go!
39:39Go!
39:57Oh, my God.
40:16Oh, my God.
40:18Gotta drop the dookie.
40:20Did he?
40:21What's you?
40:24You're the dookie!
40:25No!
40:28Kill me!
40:45I got you.
40:49Oh, no.
41:02Oh, my God.
41:03Are you okay?
41:03Is it a virus?
41:05It's good.
41:07It's good.
41:08Oi!
41:10Pranks!
41:10Oh, shit.
41:11Move!
41:12Go!
41:19You with me?
41:31You with me?
41:33How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
41:36All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
41:39You're kind of obsessed.
41:41Yeah.
41:43Is this the virus he was going on about?
41:45The so-called soup killer?
41:46Huh?
41:47Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:56No.
41:57Virus, bitch.
41:59I will shoot.
42:00Hot.
42:01Come in.
42:02Your face.
42:03Not, not right now.
42:04No.
42:12What the fuck?
42:36No.
42:38No.
42:40No.
43:05No.
43:08No.
43:15Oh.
43:16No music.
43:19Oh, gross.
43:25Nope.
43:28Whoops.
43:44Well, I did?
43:46Very.
43:47Oh, fuck.
43:47I wish I would have seen that.
43:50No, you don't.
43:53Come on.
43:53Let's leg it.
43:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:56And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
44:33Yes.
44:36May I have a word?
44:38Wait out there.
44:41What are you doing?
44:42I'm about to enjoy a Mexi-Melt.
44:44There is extra if you want to join in.
44:45No, thank you.
44:46Crunchwrap Supreme?
44:46Cheesy Gorgita Crunch?
44:47No.
44:48Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
44:49I don't want any Taco Fucking Bell.
44:50Okay.
44:51Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
44:55Clearly the right call.
44:57He's not in the building.
44:57Thank fucking God.
44:59What the fuck?
45:01Why are we doing this?
45:02Doing what?
45:03If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:06Homelander sets the agenda.
45:07I was just executed.
45:09That's bullshit.
45:10You're the smartest person on the planet.
45:11There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:14My angle.
45:15My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashed in my clit till
45:20he needs a knee replacement.
45:22All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
45:25It's nicer than I expected.
45:29Ashley, she's smart.
45:30She's got to listen to reason.
45:32Look, I've been there.
45:35Literally where you're sitting.
45:37But that chair isn't a pedestal.
45:39It's a chopping block.
45:41And I can help you.
45:42But you've got to talk to me.
45:48Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
45:51You know you can't.
45:52You can pull out the back of your skull.
46:00Wow.
46:01You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:03That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:05They're arresting innocent people.
46:07But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
46:10I need a minute.
46:18From back here, I see a spine.
46:20Fucking use it.
46:21Do I get laser eyes?
46:22No.
46:22I get a psychic fucking tumor.
46:24This is junior year all over again.
46:26Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
46:29he had your Mirroquai tickets?
46:30And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
46:32Going along won't get you what you want.
46:35Going along is why we're still alive.
46:37You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
46:39At least he had a shred of decency.
46:41That's why he's dead.
46:42First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
46:46I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
46:47You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world.
46:53What happened?
46:54I tried.
46:55I tried.
46:57But there's nothing I can do.
46:58Half of Washington thinks Homelanders bad shit.
47:01The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
47:05I'm not a leader.
47:06I'm vice president.
47:08You can still do some good, Ashley.
47:09We can still do some good.
47:11Just shut up or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
47:14You want that?
47:16You're better than this.
47:17You were better than this.
47:19No.
47:22No.
47:22So, we're clear.
47:24You're absolutely sure.
47:25Triple check the results.
47:26None of you are carriers.
47:28Humans are immune.
47:29No chance.
47:30No seat on the mail.
47:43God damn.
47:44I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
47:48It was on you outside of that truck stop warhouse on our 23.
47:52Soldier come down.
47:54Homeland did it go.
47:55You fucking did it.
47:56All time.
48:09Let's run away.
48:13What?
48:15There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
48:19We just need to find one so remote.
48:21Nobody will ever find us.
48:25You were right.
48:28This virus.
48:29There is no contain in it.
48:31No stuff in it.
48:32I do not know how to protect you from it.
48:34Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
48:55You did not see its carnage.
48:57It's too dangerous.
48:59It's dangerous for everyone.
49:00How innocent people are being wound up.
49:02No.
49:04Don't ask me to watch you die.
49:07I think this is how we may commence.
49:11For the lives we've taken.
49:12I think we have to...
49:14Get up every day and get going.
49:22Wait.
49:28Is this all?
49:44You're allowed to freak out, you know?
49:46This virus.
49:49It's fucking brutal.
49:51I don't know.
49:52For a rock heart, I'd say it's an improvement.
49:54For a rock heart, I'd say it's an improvement.
49:57I haven't exactly had a magical year, either.
50:00Neither of us is fine.
50:03And we shouldn't be.
50:05And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:08Keep her face.
50:09But I'm not letting you die.
50:14I'm going to keep fighting.
50:18And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
50:24But just don't turn into fucking Butcher, okay?
50:26And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
50:59All right, Sarah.
51:02Time for your meds.
51:13There's a good boy.
51:28Well, hey, be careful, sir.
51:30There's a viral contagion.
51:32I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
51:35So I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters?
51:37Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
51:39You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
51:42I told him to report back.
51:44I told him not to go in alone.
51:45Why would he do that?
51:46Well, it's more like Soldier Boy.
51:49Am I right?
51:50Leave.
51:50Leave.
51:51Well, I just, um, I'm going to be here, sir.
51:53This should have been you.
51:56I'm sorry.
51:57Leave.
52:03I was swimming.
52:28Not YouTube.
52:30Not you.
52:39Where's everyone keep leaving?
52:45I'm sorry.
52:46I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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