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00:06Tonight, they are back.
00:09This season's eliminated queens return to the main stage
00:12to go head-to-head and toe-to-toe
00:15in the ultimate all-Rupala Perusa lip-sync smackdown.
00:20But only one lip-sync assassin will snatch the title
00:25of the queen of Sheena already had herses.
00:28Plus, a cash prize of $50,000.
00:36We're back!
00:38Yes!
00:39Look, I'm back!
00:42We are back in the workroom for the all-Rupala Perusa,
00:45and I am so excited to be back.
00:47This is all 14 out of seconds.
00:50We are missing one person.
00:52Where's Crystal?
00:53Where is Crystal?
00:55Just that bell!
00:56Is that something that happened while I was at home?
00:58Yes, honey, yes.
00:59Can y'all fill me in?
01:00What did I miss this time?
01:02We did have one of the greatest Snatch Game performances.
01:07I'm talking Bloody Mary.
01:10Can we take a moment to acknowledge the other Bloody Mary in the house?
01:12Oh, yes!
01:13Who, me?
01:15I wanted to share a bit of how I was feeling with my look and make a statement.
01:19After being voted in the bottom by these queens during Raid of Queen, I'm out for blood.
01:23Sometimes you get voted in the bottom, and you get eliminated because of your peers, and it just feels like
01:31a bucket of blood dropped on you at prom.
01:33I'm paying tribute to one of the most iconic moments in horror, Carrie White getting the bucket of blood dropped
01:38on her because that's how it felt subtle.
01:40Subtle.
01:42Oh, brother.
01:43I don't see the connection.
01:44Carrie White was a high schooler who had telekinetic powers.
01:47You just did a bad poem.
01:49Briar, last time I saw you, I was rubbing her chest and telling you to wake up.
01:55Guys, she's going down.
01:57Medic!
01:58Just breathe, breathe.
01:59I was very concerned for you, so how's everything?
02:02Are you okay?
02:02So, since the last time we have all spoke, I eventually found out that I had pneumonia.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:09And then when I came home, I ended up developing sepsis.
02:12Sister.
02:13I didn't realize the problem that was happening in me until it was far too late, and then it turned
02:19into an even bigger problem because I wasn't taking care of myself.
02:21After speaking with my doctor, we've kind of made the conclusion that it's not in the best interest for me
02:27to participate in the Lollaparusa today.
02:31I know we had a little squabble amongst ourselves, but we all love you and support you.
02:36This is just the beginning of the rest of your life.
02:39I'm really sad that I don't get to participate in the lip syncs today, but the girls are being very
02:43comforting and caring to me right now.
02:45Even Athena's being so kind, and I know it's hurting her.
02:48So Briar's no longer participating, and there's a top three. So it was 14 of us, now it's 10 of
02:52us, right?
02:52What?
02:53It's 10 of us.
02:54Oh, okay.
02:55Minus one.
02:55It was 11.
02:56It's 11.
02:57Kenya, we are learning less math, so make sure you know those words, baby.
03:01The girls want to come for me.
03:04Did she send you home?
03:05Right!
03:06I sent your ass home with those heads.
03:08Head over.
03:10Throughout this season, I feel like I've had my share of ups and downs with lip syncs.
03:14But this is what I do.
03:15I'm ready to slay these hoes one by one.
03:18I need that fucking money, girl.
03:20I can't wait to see how this turns out.
03:24And on that note, that very shady note, bitch.
03:26Let's get ready for these goddamn lip syncs, okay?
03:33Here I come.
03:34Yes!
03:35Girl, I'm having flashbacks.
03:38Your table look, I think about it all the time.
03:41Girl, but we're gonna serve some cunt cunt cunt today, okay?
03:45That's right, girl.
03:45We left the table behind for this one.
03:47No tables, no antlers, no hooves to take off of me.
03:52Today, the mango came back fully juiced.
03:54There might be some tricks.
03:56You know?
03:57We just need to wait and see.
04:01For the first time since she left, Sierra and I are in the same room.
04:04And I think it is high time that I put my investigative journalism hat on.
04:09Sierra, I have a question.
04:11What's up?
04:12And be so truthful.
04:14Was putting a bunch of fucking scrap fabric in that suitcase sabotage?
04:18Uh-oh.
04:20I do not believe that a bunch of trash got put in the suitcase without any kind of shade happening.
04:30Room, do we believe that? Room, do we believe that?
04:32The question is, did you think you were gonna make something for yourself or did you really think we were
04:35gonna switch a room?
04:36I came in knowing it's probable that I would have to use it, but it's possible that we could switch
04:41a room.
04:42So if you had gotten, if you had gotten that suitcase?
04:44I packed it for myself.
04:46Sure.
04:46Knowing what I could make with it and knowing that it would have been fierce.
04:49With the one yard of fabric?
04:51It was more than one yard.
04:55Roll the tape!
04:56Well, it sounds like you feel some type of way about it.
04:58We still haven't answered the question.
05:00I said no, it's not sabotage.
05:02Okay!
05:02So you obviously don't believe that answer.
05:04No, to be clear, I don't believe the answer.
05:06Okay.
05:07Let me just fact check a little bit.
05:08Sure.
05:09So you picked the fabric, yes or no?
05:11Yeah.
05:11Uh-oh.
05:12And then you won the challenge, yes or no?
05:14Well, yeah, you being the Wile E. Coyote of drag doesn't mean that it wasn't sabotage.
05:17You just painted the train tunnel on the side of the cliff and then it came out and hit you,
05:20bitch.
05:20Well, are you bringing it up to center yourself in the conversation again?
05:23Oh!
05:25Girl, this is crazy, bitch.
05:26The girls are fighting.
05:27We're back!
05:30I'm happy you cursed my name while I was not here.
05:32I'm happy to haunt the workroom even in my absence.
05:35Okay, so you're gonna pick Jane for the lip sync and y'all gonna duke it out on the floor,
05:39right?
05:39Y'all need to settle this on the main stage.
05:44I'm feeling a little nervous because a lot of these girls are fierce lip-sinkers.
05:48Juicy, how many people did you send home?
05:51Three?
05:51Oh, you did three too, right?
05:53I did, well, I sent two people home.
05:55Oh, okay.
05:56Fuck your hoes.
05:57Oh, I forgot. Mia, I'm sorry.
05:59We already have our assassins determined in this group.
06:02Mia Starr, legend in the dance community.
06:06Mia, you're literally like the choreographer extraordinaire.
06:09You sent me home.
06:10That means you could dance for Britney Spears now, man.
06:13Britney, call me.
06:15Hands down, the strongest lip-sinkers of this group are Juicy Love Deon, Kenya, Mandy.
06:22America, Mandy Mango still won that lip sync.
06:26You have to be on some level excited knowing your capabilities.
06:29Honestly, like part of me is like excited just to do it.
06:33Cause like, you know, this is like looming over my head.
06:34Cause like everyone's looking at me to perform.
06:37Morphine 1, She Done Already Done Has Hers is in season 16.
06:41So the pressure's on, baby.
06:42I gotta bring this title right back home.
06:44Are you feeling good about the La La?
06:45I am feeling.
06:46Are you gonna win the money for mommy?
06:47Yes.
06:48You wanna win the money for mommy?
06:49Yeah.
06:49If I win this $50,000, not only do I get the bragging rights, but I get my lick back
06:56on Kenya.
06:57I can do the tiebreaker with Juicy.
07:00I can send some other bitches home that I don't know I'm going against.
07:03Ladies, let's get ready for the all RuPaul RuPaul of Perusa.
07:07RuPaul of Perusa!
07:08Are you ready to slay, bitch?
07:12And may the best drag queen...
07:13Win!
07:14Hey!
07:16Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
07:19She's a female phenomenon.
07:21It's Michelle Visage.
07:23I'm a glamazon, bitch!
07:26He puts the D in don't be jealous of my boogie.
07:30It's Jamal Sims.
07:32Now you can say that you are not, but I always see you looking.
07:36We are one week away from this season's grand finale, where we are going to crown ourselves
07:42a winner, baby.
07:44But tonight, we've challenged our returning queens to an all RuPaul of Perusa lip sync
07:50smackdown.
07:51It's because we can license all the songs for just a little bit of money.
07:57Oh, oh, there's no money?
08:00I owe them four dollars.
08:04Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
08:14Bring back my gals.
08:18Baby, I'm ready to give it all on the dance floor because this is what I do.
08:22It is go time.
08:27There's $50,000 on the line.
08:30It would buy so many safety pins.
08:35This is a seat to the best drag show in the world.
08:38Get your popcorn, bitch.
08:40Some queens can give tricks and flips.
08:43I give concept and substance.
08:48Baby, mama is great.
08:50I got my chaps.
08:51I got my fridge on.
08:53Baby, let's ride this rodeo.
08:56And now, our top three queens.
09:04Kiss my grits.
09:07Tonight, our eliminated queens are back to compete for the title of the queen of Sheena already
09:14and had herses.
09:15Plus, a cash tip of $50,000.
09:19Brought to you by Stop That Train.
09:22The first feature film from the Drag Race universe.
09:25In theaters June 12th.
09:26All right now.
09:29Since Briar Blush is not up to compete,
09:32tonight she'll be cheering her sisters on from the sidelines.
09:36Briar, my dear, please take a seat in the queen's gallery.
09:39Don't mind if I do.
09:44Tonight, new Ru Paula Perusa rules are in full effect.
09:50Didi Fuego.
09:50Mandy Mango.
09:52Sierra Mist.
09:53Vida Von Teese Star.
09:54Mia Star.
09:55And Athena Dion.
09:56As the first queens to be eliminated, you'll compete starting in round one.
10:03Kenya Pleaser, Discord Adams, and Jane Don't.
10:07As the next three queens eliminated, you get to skip round one and join the SmackDown in round two.
10:16Juicy Love Dion.
10:17Juicy Love Dion.
10:17As the most recent queen eliminated, you get to skip the first two rounds and start competing in round three.
10:29Juicy gets to skip all the way to round three, which makes her the final boss. Finish her!
10:35This makes a lot of sense, and it's really scary.
10:39Nene Coco, Mikey Meeks, Darlene Mitchell.
10:42Next week, you'll be facing off for the title of America's Next Drag Race Superstar.
10:48But for tonight, you can just sit back and enjoy the show.
10:51Okay.
10:52Darlene, may I see a dessert menu, please?
10:56Coming right up.
10:57Ladies, you may leave the stage.
11:03Kenya, Discord, Jane, and Juicy, please be seated.
11:08I get to sit and watch the entire first round.
11:11And then start battling in the second one?
11:14That's fierce.
11:16Now, let's get this all Rupaula perusa rolling.
11:22This is round one.
11:26Oh, pit crew.
11:30Ladykins, in Asaf's Golden Hopper are six balls with your names on them.
11:36One ball for each of you.
11:38To determine the first queen to lip sync, Asaf will randomly pick one queen's ball.
11:46All right, Asaf, spin that hopper.
11:57Asaf, whose ball are you holding?
12:02Sierra missed.
12:04You will be competing in tonight's first lip sync.
12:08Why do I feel like this is Hunger Games a little bit?
12:10Like, why are we getting capital?
12:12Yeah.
12:12Watching them fight.
12:13Now, Sierra, you get to pick your opponent.
12:17I did not want to pick the person.
12:18I wanted to pick the song.
12:19I wanted to pick the song.
12:22Who do you choose?
12:24Okay, well, if I can't pick the song, that means I have to think about who might pick a song
12:29that I would like to do.
12:32Sierra missed.
12:34You get to pick your opponent.
12:36Who do you choose?
12:41I'm going to pick Mama Athena Dion.
12:44Oh, shit!
12:46No way!
12:48Why do you think she chose Athena?
12:49I don't know, she has a bad history of choosing lip sync people.
12:52What?
12:54Athena loves the song Born Naked, and that's the song that I want, so I'm hoping that she will pick
12:59that song.
13:00Now, Athena.
13:01Yes.
13:02You get to choose the first song from our all Rupaula Perusa playlist.
13:08Will it be Born Naked, Call Me Mother, Cha Cha Bitch, Just What They Want, Main Event,
13:16Pretty Gang, or Sissy That Walk?
13:20All amazing songs, by the way.
13:22Thank you, darling.
13:23Huge fan of your work.
13:27Born Naked.
13:30Yes!
13:31The plan worked out, she picked Born Naked!
13:33It is on, D.Va.
13:35Now the rest of you may step to the Queen's Gallery.
13:42I know this track inside and out, and Sierra is dressed as some monstrosity Jabba the Hutt hybrid.
13:48Bask in the glory of the goddess Athena as she slays this...
13:54thing.
13:55Two queens, stand before me.
13:58Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
14:04The time has come for you to lip-sync...
14:10for...
14:12your...
14:14life!
14:17I'm a little hot and sweaty in all of this, but I am so ready to give you the freak
14:21show that I am.
14:23Good luck...
14:23And don't!
14:25Fuck it up!
14:33Who you waiting for?
14:35Another savior!
14:37Always looking but you never find, never find.
14:40Waking up from another night gone.
14:43Always looking but you never find, never find.
14:46Going downtown, you go where you going.
14:49Throw your top down like you know where you going.
14:52Tell me one thing in your life.
14:54Where you going?
14:55Running over the lines.
14:58And I said,
14:59Who?
15:00Who do you think you are?
15:03Who do you think you are?
15:06I'm telling the truth now.
15:08We're all born naked and the best is great.
15:10A lonely highway, you go the wrong way.
15:14Always chasing down a fantasy, fantasy.
15:17A sexy muscle call, under the radar.
15:21Always looking but you never see, never see.
15:24Going downtown, you go where you going.
15:26Throw your top down like you know where you going to.
15:30Uh-oh!
15:31Come on, dear.
15:33Take it out!
15:34All of the silence in your mouth said,
15:36Who do you think you are?
15:40Who do you think you are?
15:43I'm telling the truth now.
15:45We're all born naked and the best is great.
15:49We're all safe again.
15:51Mix down my man's clothes and break the name.
15:56I'm talking about making fun.
15:58Leave all your babies behind.
16:00I said,
16:01Who?
16:02Who do you think you are?
16:05Who do you think you are?
16:08Who?
16:09I'm telling the truth now.
16:10We're all born naked and the best is great.
16:15Who do you think you are?
16:18Who do you think you are?
16:20Oh, thank you!
16:21Who?
16:21I'm telling the truth now.
16:23We're all born naked and the best is great.
16:26Yeah!
16:32Queens, I've made my decision.
16:37No!
16:38We don't get to know?
16:39This is rude.
16:43Sierra Mist, contractulations.
16:46You're the winner of the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
16:49What?
16:52You'll advance to the next round.
16:56Oh, I'm feeling confident now, diva.
16:58Athena Dion, thank you for a stellar season.
17:03Now, sashay away.
17:05Well, thank you so much.
17:07Good luck, divas.
17:10Well, I didn't win that Lip Sync,
17:12so it looks like the goddess fell from the high horse she was on
17:14back into the workroom, and she's pissed!
17:17Whoa!
17:19What the hell?
17:20I thought I ate that.
17:21You did.
17:22Run me that drink now.
17:23I'm sorry, I did better than Sierra.
17:25I'm gonna go sit on the couches with the winners.
17:28I'm gonna drink until the delusion feels real.
17:31Boo.
17:32Oh!
17:33Hey!
17:34I finally get to be in the lounge area.
17:37You look amazing.
17:37You two back together.
17:38Isn't that crazy?
17:39Yeah.
17:39It's like I just lost all of hers and I have to sit next to her.
17:42This is like my personal hell right now.
17:45Oh my god!
17:47Let's go!
17:48Round one continues.
17:50Didi, Mandy, Vida, and Mia, star.
17:53Let's see who's competing in our next Lip Sync.
17:57A soft?
17:58Shake them up.
18:00Yeah, really turn them.
18:02Turn it, honey.
18:03Let those balls know who's in charge.
18:10Mia, star.
18:12Mia, who do you choose as your opponent?
18:15Do I call somebody who I know is a fierce lip-syncer?
18:19Or do I call somebody that I feel could be an easy win?
18:22I'mma choose my good sis, Mandy Mango.
18:29Okay, sister.
18:31What is she doing?
18:32You know, Mandy throws herself around like crazy.
18:34I'm saying.
18:35She was like a whacker.
18:36Yeah.
18:36Mama, you're gonna see the classic Mandy Mango Vogue and Queen.
18:41Now, Mandy Mango, which song do you choose?
18:44I'm gonna have to pick just what they want.
18:49Girl!
18:50Oh, she said, fuck you, Mia.
18:53Like, this is a song like everybody was afraid of.
18:55Mandy chooses one of the most wordy songs in the selections.
18:59It's gonna be really interesting to see what happens here.
19:02Didi and Vida, you may step to the gallery.
19:05Let's get out of here, sister.
19:07Right.
19:09Good luck!
19:10Mia, what the freak did you just do?
19:12Cause Mandy is fierce.
19:14Why did you do this to yourself?
19:17The time has come.
19:19For you to lip-sync.
19:22For.
19:23Your.
19:25Life.
19:29Good luck.
19:31And don't fuck it up.
19:33I know you wanna work.
19:35I know you wanna work.
19:37I know you wanna work.
19:39Boom, check it, boom.
19:40We.
19:40Opening our doors.
19:41Taking applications.
19:42We scope out the floors of the room.
19:44She.
19:44Focus on the floor.
19:45Potential sensation.
19:46The bella du jour.
19:47Try to bloom.
19:48She hoping for some more coin.
19:49Just for the ball.
19:50But she ready for the war time.
19:51Fire resides inside of the fever.
19:52Got an open mind.
19:53But she always keep up.
19:54My sights set, climb the line.
19:56My heights.
19:56The time I've been kindness by night.
19:58My climb high.
19:59She pies for all the highlights.
20:00Might be, my time might be the right time.
20:02Serving looks.
20:03Living life.
20:03Quite the fight.
20:04She's the highlight of my night.
20:05I just might be fighting her outside.
20:07I don't mind you.
20:08Died with her all night.
20:15I know you wanna work.
20:17They wanna see you let it out.
20:18They wanna see you go on.
20:19You know I am in business.
20:21I'm best if I'm just what they want.
20:23They wanna see you hurt.
20:24They wanna see you let it out.
20:25They wanna see you go on.
20:27You know I am in business.
20:29I'm best if I'm just what they want.
20:30They wanna see you hurt.
20:31I am in business.
20:32Hey hey hey hey hey!
20:35Whoa!
20:35Hey hey hey!
20:36Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
20:37Hey hey hey hey hey hey.
20:39Hey hey hey hey.
20:40Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
20:43Yeah hey hey hey.
20:44Coachmy, baby hey hey.
21:25I'm sorry, I can't see my eyes off Mia. I can't see my eyes off her.
21:36Not the money. Yes, that was so fun. Queens, I've made my decision.
21:48Well, that's a bummer. What do you think? I think they're going to give it to Mandy.
21:53The dips were a little crunchy. I guess we'll find out soon enough.
21:57Yeah.
22:02I'm disappointed. I'm really disappointed.
22:04But if anyone was going to send me home, I feel justified in that it was Mia.
22:08How did it feel getting rained on?
22:10It was real money. No, it wasn't.
22:12Wait, how much? Shut up! She brought real money?
22:16She was like, that's literally $100 right there.
22:19Sorry, it's a force of habit.
22:22Oh, that's right with the first bracket.
22:25Now to finish up round one.
22:26Didi, Vida, the drag gods have paired you up for our third lip sync.
22:32Now let's find out which one of you gets to choose the song.
22:37Oh, I love this angle.
22:38Whose ball are you cupping?
22:42Vida Von Teese star.
22:45My strategy is going into the lip sync with experience and being able to relate to a song.
22:51I am going to choose main event.
22:55All right.
22:56Okay.
22:57As the pork chop of season 18, I have a lot to prove.
23:00I can't believe I went home to a lip syncing table.
23:03So it's time to redeem Didi Fuego.
23:07The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
23:19Good luck and don't fuck it up.
23:27Good luck.
23:29Good luck.
23:30Well, here we go again.
23:32Chapter 2.
23:33Turn another page.
23:36Walking in the lane.
23:39Read a smile.
23:41Up on my face.
23:42Because I won't let go spotlight.
23:46See the heartbreak in my love light.
23:49When the laughter starts to fade.
23:53All the time it takes
23:54And I'll stay
23:57Oh, oh, oh, oh
23:58You should have come back
24:01Baby, try
24:02Like the beat of my heart
24:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
24:06You're not gonna just walk
24:07You're not gonna be long
24:08Before a story had a chance to stop
24:11When you step in
24:13To the disco
24:14Leave your problems
24:16At the front door
24:18You know the world don't have to end
24:21Long as a DJ
24:23Wreck-up spin
24:26This is the way I've been
24:28Are you ready?
24:30Just let the music dance into your soul
24:33Faster, faster, exhilarating
24:36Just let the rhythm
24:38Make you lose control
24:40This is the way I've been
24:42Are you ready?
24:43Just let the music dance into your soul
24:47Faster, faster, exhilarating
24:50Just let the rhythm
24:51Make you lose control
24:53I won't let love bring you down
24:56You won't see me crying on the dance floor
25:00I won't let love bring you down
25:04You won't see me cry
25:06I won't see me cry
25:07I won't see me cry
25:09You won't see me cry
25:11I won't see me cry
25:14I won't let love bring you down
25:16Just let the music dance into your soul
25:18I can see that Miss DD is doing wig reveals
25:21Costume changes, all of this
25:22But honey, I'm going to emote
25:24The true feeling of this song
25:26Hey, hey, hey, hey
25:46He was very excited very fuego. It was very fuego high energy
25:49She didn't move their first lip syncs for her to do all that 180 from last time, right? Yeah, Queens.
25:55I've made my decision
26:02Damn beat of auntie star contractulations. You're a winner, baby
26:08You are moving forward to the next round. Please take a seat in the gallery. It feels validating to walk
26:15back
26:21Didi fuego my queen. Thank you for setting the season on fire. Thank you. Now sashay away. Thank you very
26:30much
26:39I
26:39Was saving that final reveal for the final lip sync, but all right, y'all get it now
26:47Last guesses all right, so be mean who lost
26:50He lost I'm expecting Vita to walk in and expecting who to walk in didi and you did you I
26:55think Vita might walk in
26:57And you oh, I was a judge
26:59I was a moderator
27:06Even though I didn't win this lip sync. It is still a victory. I got to show y'all what
27:10I can do
27:11This is from my culture to yours. Can we go arriba?
27:13Arriba
27:14Abajo
27:14Abajo
27:15Al centro
27:16Y pa dentro
27:17Cheers everyone. Thank you
27:18Cheers
27:18Thank you for your love and support to your season 18 porkchop
27:21Oh my god
27:23Can you please her discord atoms and Jane don't you'll be joining sierra mist me a star and
27:33Vita von teest star in round two of our all rupaula perusa
27:39What you call it?
27:43Now look at juicy sitting all alone in the vip
27:49Now let's see who's lip-syncing first in round two
27:59Vita
28:01Back to back. I'm no spring chicken. I'm still trying to catch my breath from five minutes ago. Mama tired,
28:08honey
28:09Vita who do you choose as your opponent? I will choose
28:14My star sister Mia
28:16Okay, bitch
28:17Wow, the stars are aligned
28:20Yes, did you have a death wish?
28:22Mama discord is right there
28:25Okay, Mia you get to choose the song. I am going to choose
28:31Call me mother. All right, that's a lot of work a lot of words
28:37Out of all songs you could have chose you choose the one with the most words
28:43Come on girl, the rest of you may step to the gallery
28:47I picked call me mother because I know the song I have choreographed this song and I'm ready to perform
28:52this song
28:55The time has come for you to lip-sync
29:00For your life
29:06Good luck and don't fuck it up
29:12Guess who's back in the house?
29:14Feels for clacking about
29:15Five fresh remnants down to a living under vines
29:17No heavenly gentleman's ratless douse
29:19Cross the board no doubt
29:20Party like wow
29:21Listen to me now this time
29:22Take a show credit for the mission free
29:23Just a bitch
29:24Yeah
29:24Coming up and don't make sense for a bitch
29:26Give me this in the down
29:27Roll to the side
29:28What is that the sound?
29:29Watch me drop, drop, drop into the ground
29:31Call for the floor
29:31Drop to the floor
29:32I left the tennis together
29:34Get the score
29:34Pop in that bitch
29:35Yes, I love that
29:36Come on
29:37Uh-oh, man
29:38What?
29:38From the clinton's juvial problems
29:40I keep it tight
29:41Now they call them
29:42Mother
29:42Yeah
29:43These are queens
29:44These are drag queens
29:45Yeah
29:47Mother
29:48Mother
29:48Nice
29:49Come on
29:50Bitch, let's go
29:51Yeah
29:54They call them
29:57They call them
30:01They call them
30:06They call them
30:09They call them
30:12They call them
30:14They call them
30:16They call them
30:16They call them
30:16They call them
30:16They call them
30:17They call them
30:17They call them
30:18They call them
30:19They call them
30:20They call them
30:21One of the echelon, this automatic super sonic
30:23I'm a six, I'm trying to buy you
30:24But get up your angels, you can't to learn
30:25And I'm ready to shake the jelly when the dark is out
30:27Look at me, look at all the phones, get the van to zone
30:29I'm looking at about 20 million
30:31Now get your camera phone, cause in a minute I'm about to be on
30:33Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit
30:34Now that these bitches is country like no
30:35Dropping me, chicken, chocolate, fake, like dogs
30:37Who's running my business, this boss coming down
30:39Where I step in, you know where, what it do?
30:41Uh, you know where, what it do?
30:43Now that these bitches are stuck in repeat
30:44Now that my business is for me to really spin us
30:47And they know where, what it do?
31:08I don't know
31:12Queens, I've made my decision
31:20Queens, I've made my decision
31:27Mia Starr, contractulations
31:29You're a winner, baby
31:33Two for two
31:34I'm telling you, my prices are going up, y'all
31:36My prices are going up
31:38Maybe my $20, but it's good
31:39It's going up
31:42Vita Von Teese Starr
31:45My queen, keep on shining
31:47Now, sashay away
31:50Time to take this rodeo back to Alabama
31:53Get it up
31:56Oh, one more thing
31:58Vita, Vita, Vita
31:59You know you want to eat up
32:05Vita, Vita, Vita
32:06Vita, Vita, Vita
32:08Now that my time is up with the all RuPaulapalooza
32:11I'm just full of emotions right now
32:13That damn nigga
32:14Oh, she gave me a run for my money
32:16You did that to yourself, you picked her
32:17I don't know, I was just expecting her to pick Sissy that walk
32:21Oh
32:21But yeah
32:22Call me mother and I need to call an ambulance after that
32:31I can't wait to see who's lip syncing next
32:34Oh, pick crew
32:40Show us who's ball you have in your strong manly grip
32:45Oh
32:47Kenyon Leaser, you'll be competing in tonight's fifth lip sync
32:52All right, bitch, let's get it
32:55Now who are you going to choose as your opponent?
33:01I'm going to go with Miss Sierra
33:06The reason I picked Sierra is because she beat me in the besties little design challenge earlier this season
33:12So now I want to give her a taste of her own medicine and beat her
33:16All right, Sierra, you get to choose the songs
33:19Hmm
33:21Well, um, since we are girl group divas together, we're in the gang, so let's do pretty gang
33:27All right
33:29This pick is probably gagging everyone because when you think of Sierra Mist, you would not think wordy rap diva
33:36But I want to show that I can do anything
33:41The time has come
33:43For you to lip sync
33:47For
33:48Your
33:50Life
33:54Good luck
33:55And don't
33:56Fuck it up
33:59I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click
34:01I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit
34:03I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click
34:04I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit
34:06Oh you don't think so?
34:07Well let's ask your man
34:10So I'm a girl
34:11She's a bit snipped
34:12Just get your cut off from your lungs
34:13Yeah
34:14You can't imagine a beauty beauty
34:15I'll spy a queen
34:15Shit lips
34:16Titty
34:16Booty
34:16Booty
34:16I'm a man
34:17I'm a young girl
34:17You're so real
34:18She's a bit snipped
34:19Just get your cut off from your lungs
34:21And you're such a beauty beauty
34:22I'll spy a queen
34:22Shit lips
34:23Titty
34:23Booty
34:23You can't imagine a shot
34:25I'm a real bitch
34:25You know
34:26You know
34:26I'm a real bitch
34:27One day
34:28I'm a real bitch
34:29I'm a real bitch
34:29I'm a real bitch
34:30She's getting her dead
34:31What a true
34:32Yep
34:50Oh, you don't think so?
34:51Well, let's ask your man.
34:53Oh, you don't think so?
35:00Well, let's ask your man.
35:04Oh, here you go.
35:06Oh, here you go.
35:23Oh, here you go.
35:53Oh
35:58Queens I've made my decision
36:10Queens I've made my decision
36:16Can you please sir?
36:22Can you please sir? It's a winner again. Thank you lord. Have mercy Jesus. I am one step closer to
36:33that $50,000 bitch
36:34And you'll be competing in the next round. Oh, yes
36:41Please have a seat
36:42Michelle we twins bitch
36:46Sierra miss. Thank you my dear for a sparkling season. Now sashay away
36:56Well shit lost a lip-sync again, I guess but you know what we went out fighting
37:02Remember take care of yourself
37:14You look so good this goes nasty. How are you feeling right now? I feel a little sweaty. Yeah, but
37:20I feel puss
37:21And can you tell us about the prosthetic boobs the boobs?
37:24They look amazing, but you did them yourself. Yeah, I applied these it takes like a little bit of time
37:31to like glue them down and blend it out
37:32But the tits are fierce. I'm so glad that I have them and they look good. Don't they?
37:41Discord Adams Jane don't the fickle finger of fate has brought you two together
37:48Y'all ready?
37:53Asaf is about to pick a ball to determine who chooses the lip-sync song
37:59Asaf
38:00Turn the beat around
38:09Jane don't
38:12What song do you choose?
38:14I feel like God
38:16Had feelings about my elimination and he's paying me back by giving me the opportunity to do the funniest fucking
38:23thing imaginable
38:25I
38:25I
38:28I'm standing with one of the greatest walkers
38:31In the history of RuPaul's Drag Race and so I think it's only appropriate
38:37That we sissy that walk
38:45Two queens stand before me
38:48The time has come
38:51For you to lip-sync
38:54For
38:56Your
38:56Life
39:01Good luck
39:02And don't
39:04Fuck
39:05It
39:05Up
39:11To
39:12Ho!
39:13Pick myself up
39:15Turn the world on its head
39:17Don't forget what
39:18Don't forget what my mama said
39:20People talking
39:22Since the beginning of time
39:24Less than praying in your bills
39:26May them bitches no-mine
39:28And if I fly, or if I fall, wish I can say I'd pay it all.
39:35And if I fly, or if I fall.
39:52Okay, come on.
39:54Yeah, do it.
39:54Let's just see that wall.
40:06Jane has that skill where she can take a bit and make it hers.
40:10You better beware, ain't no tea, ain't no shade.
40:14But at the same time, bitches better get out of the way.
40:17I'm a femme queen, brother of the house of no shade.
40:21My pussy is on fire, now kiss the flame.
40:24And if I fly, or if I fall.
40:27Damn, this is almost a million bucks.
40:31Yeah.
40:31My pussy is on fire, now kiss the flame.
40:36International détour.
40:36All right.
40:42Yeah.
40:49You better get out of the way.
40:50You better get out of the way.
40:51Yeah.
40:51You better get out of the way.
40:51Hey, let's just see that wall.
40:55What the hell?
40:56Come on!
41:00Queens, I've made my decision.
41:07Queens, I've made my decision.
41:13Jane Don't, contractulations.
41:16You're a winner, baby.
41:18You are moving forward to the next round.
41:21Thank you so much.
41:22Sissy that walk over to the Queens Gallery.
41:24Damn!
41:26I am the winner of the lip sync, and my reaction is, you know, duh.
41:31If I had lost a lip sync to Discord, I would have had to hang the wig up.
41:34Discord Adams, thank you for an epic season.
41:39I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk.
41:44Now, sashay away.
41:46Are you sure?
41:48I'll be back.
41:50Yeah!
41:51I love you!
41:52Yeah!
41:52I don't necessarily agree.
41:55I agree with the results of the lip sync.
41:57Jane won with my walk.
41:59Come on.
42:00Time for a drink.
42:02Hello!
42:05Hey!
42:08Sissy that walk, sister!
42:10There she is.
42:11It was so good.
42:12It was such a good lip sync.
42:12You sit that walk good.
42:13It was fun.
42:14It was goofy.
42:14It was fun.
42:15Oh!
42:16We're back.
42:16Here we go.
42:17Here we go.
42:17Here we go.
42:18All right, ladies.
42:19We are in round three.
42:21Juicy Love Dion, you'll be joining Mia Star, Kenya Pleaser, and Jane Don't in round three.
42:30Now, the queens that win the next two lip syncs will advance to the final smackdown.
42:38Asaf handled their balls with care.
42:48Show me who you got.
42:51Jane.
42:54Jane Don't.
42:55Who do you choose as your opponent?
43:00Oh, so many tempting choices.
43:02If I pick Juicy, I cannot outdance this woman.
43:06But I know that if I pick Mia or Kenya, they both really want to do peanut butter.
43:12And I'm not trying to be in an ass-shaking competition against either of those people.
43:19So it's a real Sophie's choice.
43:24Juicy Love Dion.
43:29So Juicy, you get to choose the song.
43:34I think it's time to do some cha-cha bitch.
43:39Jane, you are a silly little goose.
43:42I'm here to win.
43:43Let's give it, girl.
43:44Let's cha-cha.
43:45Kenya, Mia, you're up next.
43:47But for now, take a seat.
43:51These are two powerhouse queens.
43:54With both different performance styles.
43:56If Jane can put the Jane magic on it and do that thing where she makes the other person look
44:01a little silly or look a little stupid, she can win it.
44:05Two queens, stand before me.
44:08The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
44:19Good luck and don't.
44:22Fuck it up.
44:23Ain't no party like a cha-cha party, cause a cha-cha party goes wild.
44:29Right on the back.
44:34One, three, five, six, cha-cha bitch.
44:39Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
45:09I've never seen that before.
45:11He just made history.
45:12Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
45:15Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
45:18Oh, my God.
45:22He's so good.
45:23Fucking real.
45:30Hey, man.
45:33I got the hands.
45:38I got the hands.
45:40I got the hands.
45:40Shake my hands.
45:41Move my hips.
45:41Come on.
45:42Come on, man.
45:42It's you, my mom.
45:43And I say, start, jump.
45:45Oh, my God.
45:49Oh
46:22That was insane.
46:24Oh, the suspense is killing me.
46:28Queens, I've made my decision.
46:34Juicy Love Dion, congratulations.
46:37You're right, baby.
46:39And you are headed to the final lip sync.
46:44Muchísimas gracias, Ruth.
46:47Te amo.
46:48Ah, I just won.
46:50We're now one lip sync away from winning $50,000.
46:55Now cha-cha, bitch.
46:57There we go.
46:59Jane Don't, for serving drag excellence all season long.
47:05We salute you.
47:06Now, sashay away.
47:09Thank you so much.
47:10Thank you all.
47:12I love you too.
47:13Fuck it up, bitch.
47:17This birthday party sucks.
47:20I did what I came here to do.
47:22I made them laugh.
47:23So, I'm ready to go drink.
47:26Didnít talk shit.
47:28Hey, itís me, Juicy Love Dion.
47:33That was fierce.
47:36Girl, I blacked out.
47:37I don't know.
47:40God.
47:41This will determine who lip syncs against Juicy for $50,000.
47:44Oh, my God.
47:45I'm so excited for this.
47:47Queens, before you lip sync, I have to ask an important question.
47:52Do you like it creamy or crunchy?
47:56The last time that they lip synced against each other, Kenya sent Mia home, but it was a song that
48:00was not in Miaís repertoire.
48:01Repertoire.
48:02And this is very much in both of their wheelchairs anymore.
48:05Yeah.
48:07The time has come.
48:09Read your lip sync.
48:11For.
48:12Your.
48:14Life.
48:18Good luck.
48:20And don't.
48:21Fuck it up.
48:22Oh, yes, honey.
48:24Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like this.
48:33I'm gonna go back in that door.
48:37Like before.
48:38High, high heels on the hardwood floor.
48:40They all coming back for more.
48:42Back, back, back for more.
48:43Hit it up and do it right this time.
48:45Ass so fine.
48:46Never gonna stop till the beat is mine.
48:48Won't come round if you're so inclined.
48:50Won't, won't, won't.
48:52Less things wanna go jam, don't say.
48:54Less things wanna go jam, don't say.
48:57Less things wanna go jam, don't say.
48:59Spread that joke.
49:00Spread it the code.
49:01Hit it up out of head.
49:02Kiss my grit.
49:03Your mama's in the kitchen by the oven on the fridge.
49:05Daddy's in jail.
49:06Raise your hair.
49:07And your sister on the corner.
49:08Sister on the corner selling.
49:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
49:12Where you gonna win?
49:21Let me see y'all, let me see, lemme see y'all
49:23Look, look, I need y'all, look
49:26It's Mick Fre Kam!
49:27Da green diva!
49:28Lemme see y'all!
49:29Work y'all Pita!
49:30Hot off the heat I'm making, yo Jiza!
49:33Yo Jiva 풀링 her to La denga, f**king yo Fida!
49:37Germany on the long with the Japanese Asian.
49:39Bag DJ's pool ball and freedom!
49:41Yeah, it's a death you better believe up
49:43Must be jelly cause jam don't shake
49:45Must be jelly cause jam don't shake
49:47Must be jelly cause jam don't shake
49:48Ooh, stop that with jelly, it's so good
49:51Must be jelly cause jam don't shake
49:53Must be jelly cause jam don't shake
49:55Must be jelly cause jam don't shake
49:57Spread that jelly, spread it good
49:59Hit him out of the head, it's my dog
50:01Pokemamas in the kitchen, make your work go some
50:03We got these in jail, raise your hand
50:05And your sister on the corner, sister on the corner selling
50:08Oh yes honey
50:21Let me see, y'all
50:22Let me see, let me see, let me see, y'all
50:27Watch me shave
50:28Yeah, all the brothers wanna eat this cake
50:30Let me show you how to instigate
50:32Boom, boom, boom, boom
50:48Queens, I've made my decision.
50:55Mia Starr, contragulation to a winner, baby.
51:00I love you.
51:03You are heading to the final lip sync.
51:08I can't believe it.
51:09It actually sinks in that you can potentially win this $50,000.
51:15And the bragging rights of she already done had herses.
51:18You better get it.
51:20Kenya Pleaser, thank you for spreading your peanut butter all season long.
51:26Now, sashay away.
51:28All this peanut butter, honey.
51:30All of it, darling.
51:35I'm sad that I lost, but I'm very proud of what I delivered on that stage today.
51:39I did not leave without a motherfucking fight, because that's what bad bitches do.
51:43Andrew, the question still remains.
51:46Can you Pleaser, bitch?
51:49Fucking love her.
52:18That was a good lip sync.
52:20Requested on the main stage for the final, all Rupala, LaRuza, Shanina.
52:33Just get your ass over to the main stage.
52:38Now, I'm in a particular situation because I have my sister and my daughter about to go
52:44at it.
52:44I'm excited because I think I can get money out of either of them.
52:47It's a win-win for me.
52:49Oh, wow.
52:51Welcome back, queens.
52:52Let's give it up for Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.
52:59Juicy Mia!
53:01Juicy Mia!
53:02Juicy Mia!
53:03Listen, Morphine Love Dion, Miami.
53:06Suzy Soup, Fort Lauderdale.
53:08And one of us hoes are bringing it back home.
53:10South Florida is not one to be best with.
53:13Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance.
53:18Cover girl!
53:19The last time me and I lip synced against each other, we tied.
53:23So I'm ready to perform my little butt off like I've never done before.
53:29And if I need to be carried out on a stretcher, so be it.
53:32Now, for the last time tonight, two queens stand before me.
53:37Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, snatch the title of queen of she didn't
53:45already didn't has hers, sis, and win a cash prize of $50,000.
53:55The time has come for you to lip sync.
54:00For your life!
54:05In all seriousness, it's an honor to be sharing this moment with Juicy.
54:09But bitch, I'm about to mop the floor with this hoe.
54:11Good luck and don't fuck it up.
54:26And when they see me, they want to be me.
54:30I am a fantasy.
54:33Cover girl!
54:34Put the base in your body.
54:37Head to toe.
54:38Let your whole body top.
54:40Cover girl!
54:41Put the base in your body.
54:43Put the base in your body.
54:44Head to toe.
54:45Let your whole body top.
54:47Two promise Chinese.
54:49Wake up at TV.
54:51Fairly my little cozy.
54:54Box office sweetie.
54:56And ask your mom and me.
54:58Now watch me snatch your feet.
55:01Cover girl!
55:02Put the base in your body.
55:04Come on...
55:09а
55:10The bass in your butt
55:11And you tell me
55:13It's your whole body talk
55:29Struck on the runway
55:30Another payday
55:32Cover up my birthday
55:35And when you see me
55:37They wanna be me
55:39I am the fantasy
55:42Struck on
55:43Put the bass in your butt
55:46Head to toe
55:47Let your whole body talk
55:49Struck on the runway
55:51Put the bass in your butt
55:53Head to toe
55:54Let your whole body talk
56:11Get your whole body talk
56:15Get your whole body on top
56:17Covered up my birthday
56:19Put the bass in your butt
56:20Head to toe
56:22Get your whole body talk
56:24myself
56:24Walk
56:28Walk
56:30Walk
56:32Walk
56:34Walk
56:35Walk
56:37Walk
56:37Walk
56:37Walk
56:37Out
56:40across
56:55This is what we came to do.
56:59Queens.
57:00I've made my decision.
57:07Juicy Love Dion.
57:09Condragulations.
57:10You're a winner, baby.
57:23To win this, it's an honor.
57:27It's the best feeling in the world.
57:29You've won a cash tip of 50,000 doulas.
57:34Plus, tickets to see Stop That Train.
57:37In theaters June 12th.
57:39I'm winning the respect from RuPaul herself.
57:43She sees me for the person that I am.
57:47It's surreal.
57:48As the queen of She's Not Ready Than Had Herses,
57:52is there anything you'd like to say?
57:53Thank you so much, judges, for giving me the opportunity to stand up here, a little boy from Hialeah,
57:59and show what the hell I have and what I do and what I love.
58:03So thank you so much to all of you, to everyone watching at home.
58:06I'm so, so grateful.
58:12Tune in next week for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race.
58:16But first, tell us which of the top three queens you want to be crowned America's next drag superstar.
58:23Are you team Darlene Mitchell, team Mikey Meeks, or team Nene Coco?
58:35Let your voice be heard using the hashtag Drag Race.
58:40And remember, if you can't love yourself out in the hell, you're going to love somebody else.
58:44Can I get an amen up in here?
58:46Amen!
58:47Alright, let the music play.