00:05Help! The Statue of Liberty is tilted!
00:11Catastrophe! Mon Dieu! The Eiffel Tower! She is leaning!
00:18Mamma mia! The Leaning Tower of Baza is straitening!
00:23Attention, world! This is Hurricane Harry!
00:28You are helpless against my power!
00:32I am the greatest windbank on earth!
00:37Unless you give me one million dollars,
00:41I shall topple your monuments, shatter your buildings,
00:45destroy your cities!
00:47Not only that, but I'll huff and puff and blow all your houses down!
00:56That's one million dollars!
00:59Will be a birthday present to myself, Bellows Bell!
01:04Happy birthday, Hurricane Harry!
01:09Now take a deep breath and blow out your candles!
01:20It happens every year!
01:24While Hurricane Harry threatens his hideous holocaust,
01:28the eyes of the world focus on that super-secret agent, Cool McCool.
01:32I'll sign your autographs with the same hand or pen I use for my secret messages.
01:41Sorry, I guess some of my secrets leaked out!
01:45A double, triple alert! It's not even on the mustache line!
01:49Why, it's my revolver telephone!
01:52Now which trigger works the phone?
01:55Ah, this looks like it!
01:57McCool speaking, shoot!
02:00Operator, I wanna report an accident.
02:03This isn't the operator, this is number one!
02:08Hurricane Harry is causing monsoons and tornadoes and floods!
02:13And worse than that, he keeps blowing out my seagulls!
02:17It's up to you to stop him and go over and out!
02:21Over and out!
02:23After this, I'd better use an answering service!
02:33I wish I had a job where I could walk to work!
02:54Now to look for Hurricane Harry!
02:57I'll look for footprints!
03:07These look suspiciously like footprints!
03:11And a knee print!
03:12And a tummy print!
03:13And a face print!
03:15Oh, hello there!
03:18Goodbye, Damocool!
03:20It's time for me to blow!
03:31My, you've got enlarged tonsils, old man!
03:33You ought to have them out, you know!
03:51Mom, the jig is up!
03:54I've got you, Hurricane Harry!
03:58Oh, that's what you think!
04:02I'm going to blow you to smithereens!
04:07You can't frighten me!
04:09You're just a big blowhard!
04:12Correct!
04:15He messed up my mustaches!
04:19Now, I'm going to blow you into outer space!
04:24Oh, go fly a cut!
04:26I will!
04:28I will!
04:29In a moment, you will disappear into thin air!
04:37Don't hold your breath!
04:39I won't!
04:40I won't!
04:41Now for the big blast-off!
04:43If you have any last words, McCool, speak up!
04:48Talk!
04:49Go ahead!
04:50Shoot the breeze!
04:52Shoot the breeze?
04:54Champion idea!
04:56Gone is the wind!
05:08And then, Hurricane Harry tied me to a kite!
05:12And he blew!
05:15Sorry, Number One, that'll never happen again!
05:28Well, it's been quite a day!
05:31Hurricane Harry gave me the win!
05:33And Number One gave me the end!
05:39The End
05:40The End
05:42The End
05:43The End
05:44The End
06:06Things look so good, but not for long!
06:11I tried and tried, but it all went wrong!
06:16I hope one day that I'll stop being a flop!
06:20And that I'll make the top just like my Pop!
06:25My Pop!
06:26The Pop!
06:36Mysterious doings at the Grand Opera House!
06:39As the world-famous tenor, Enrico Paisan is about to finish the famous aria, the laughing song from Hysteria, Something
06:46Terrible Happens!
07:08The very next night, as Catrigger Calorie is about to end the jewel song from the opera, Grossfinger...
07:20I demand police protection!
07:22We must get to the bottom of this before all of my opera stars walk out!
07:25Send your best men!
07:27Tonight you will be on stage during the performance, and if the Phantom Voice sings again...
07:32We'll track him down!
07:33Never fear!
07:34McCool is here!
07:36I love the opera!
07:37I used to sing Carmen, you know!
07:39You did?
07:40Sure!
07:41She'll be Carmen round the mountains when she comes!
07:44She'll be Carmen round the mountains when she comes!
07:48Your costume is right there!
07:52I've never been on a stage before, Harry.
07:54I'm a little bit nervous.
07:55Thank you, too, for me, Dick, my boy.
07:57I'm an old fan in the theater.
07:59There's nothing to be scared about!
08:03Here's the elevator!
08:04Let's go up!
08:07It's just like anything else!
08:09You take it in stride!
08:11Just do what I do!
08:12Come on!
08:13Come on!
08:14Come on!
08:15Come on!
08:15Come on!
08:15Come on!
08:16Why'd he say, Harry?
08:17Why'd he say?
08:18He said we're on stage now!
08:20We're what?
08:27Hey!
08:28Hey!
08:29Hey!
08:30Hurry up!
08:30Get out there!
08:31The tenor is about to sing his big aria!
08:34Hold those people!
08:35They're looking at me!
08:37No!
09:03Why'd he say?
09:04Why'd he say?
09:05Why'd he say?
09:05He says he's up there!
09:07Look!
09:35There must be a trap door out here somewhere.
09:48He's in there, trying to disguise himself.
09:51We'll wait out here.
09:55Oh, I didn't know you cared.
10:04Smash it!
10:09The phantom's still in there!
10:11Let's go!
10:16Not in there!
10:42Here comes my lover now!
10:46Here comes my lover now!
10:51Here comes my lover now!
11:03You'll never get to me now!
11:14Congratulations!
11:15You got him!
11:16Now let's see who he is!
11:18Prepare yourself for the shock!
11:19I've seen that movie with Ron Chaney!
11:22The phantom's face is horrible!
11:24Awful!
11:27Hi there!
11:28I'm the phantom of the opera!
11:30Sam Smart Productions!
11:32Why?
11:32You're the handsomest thing I've ever seen!
11:34You'll be the star of my next movie!
11:37You'll be great!
11:38It's called Opera Syncombe!
11:40Oh, diggity dog!
11:43At last the world will hear my voice!
11:46What voice?
11:46This is 1915!
11:48It's a silent movie!
11:50There's no sound!
11:51I'm sorry!
11:53I'm sorry!
11:53I'm sorry!
11:54I'm sorry!
11:56I'm sorry!
11:57What do you say, Harry?
11:58What do you say?
11:59What do you say?
11:59He said some days there will be talking pictures!
12:02Talking?
12:04Pictures?
12:05Hot dogs!
12:06Then everyone will hear my face!
12:10Magnitude Scroooms!
12:17Tichtig!
12:47BIRDS CHIRP
13:08BIRDS CHIRP
13:19BIRDS CHIRP
13:21BIRDS CHIRP
13:22Oh, my ring!
13:25Come back here, you feathered fink!
13:31Like man, it's a gas
13:33donating my coolest work of art
13:35to this fair city
13:43at last matey the buried treasure i've been searching for all these years
14:00special we have a special report a band of burglar birds is terrorizing the nation
14:05police believe these feathered footpads to be ex-jailbirds trained for a life of looting
14:10by that bird brain villain the owl no one knows what these birds will steal next
14:21good work my jolly jailbird a few more robbers like this pussycat and i'll be living like a bird
14:27of paradise a perfect purple sapphire but owl what if cool mccool decides to make things
14:36hot what if he does i don't give a hoot while the infamous owl counts as ill guns again
14:43cool mccool that courageous conqueror of conniving criminals is keeping in constant prettiness
14:50that must be my mustache phone then it must be my watch phone of course it's my principal phone
15:02it's the telephone mccool speaking
15:08mccool the owl is on the wing again i'm counting on you to capture the owl mccool
15:14right number one now hop to it
15:31now let's see if i've got everything
15:39and my license to kill
15:42i finally had a license to drive
15:48huh
15:49my house
16:00my house
16:09no
16:10now let's see if i go toerc Woof
16:14Never mind
16:14So I knew I'd love to hear my classical
16:14A lot, a lot of stuff that comes out of time like this, when I think I should have joined
16:19the mounted police.
16:21Welcome to my cave, Birdwatcher.
16:24It's now.
16:25It's not a yellow-bellied sapsucker.
16:29All right, reach.
16:31Gladly.
16:33I'm warning you.
16:36You told me, Cole, you walked right into my trap.
16:40I didn't walk into your trap at all.
16:42I came by car.
16:44There's a time bomb inside that egg, McCool.
16:47In exactly one minute, this egg will hatch, and it will be bye-bye, Birdie.
16:56When this egg goes off, I'll be rambled, er, scrambled.
17:00I'll give my eye tooth to get out of here.
17:02That's it.
17:03I'll whistle through my eye tooth.
17:24Your egg-laden egg.
17:42Curses! You spoiled my life of crime!
17:45You spoiled my life of luxury.
17:49What are you two complaining about?
17:51I spoiled my mustache.
17:56Frankly, McCool, I didn't think you could do it.
18:00Well, I must admit that I did have some help.
18:03Ha! I thought so. Maybe we can use your help, mate.
18:07Coming, number one.
18:28Sorry, number one. That'll never happen again.
18:45I love that boy.
18:51I love that boy.
