00:01Heart of mole, leg of toad, ear of coin, head of lettuce.
00:07Look, Greta, my latest invention.
00:10Madcap, my love, enough of these hats.
00:14You hardly pay any attention to me anymore.
00:17Greta, my pet, you're acting like a fool.
00:20And you know what I always say, there's no fool like an old ghoul.
00:26Hats, hats, hats. That's all I ever hear. Never any sweet nothings.
00:33But, Greta, I'm always whispering sweet nothings to you.
00:36Your eyes are like nothing. Your lips are like nothing.
00:39Your face is like nothing.
00:44Enough. If you really loved me, you'd prove it by piling treasures at my feet
00:51instead of nothing in my ears.
00:54Did you hear the lady? Go.
01:01The two things I love most in life. Money and money.
01:09I don't remember buying this hat. I never buy black hats.
01:14I never buy hats. I never buy anything.
01:17It seems to fit just a little too, too free.
01:22Help! Not being attacked!
01:25Let me out!
01:36I see, Mr. Miser.
01:38You were bowled over by a bowler.
01:42Done in by a derby.
01:43That sounds like the work of the sinister Dr. Madcap.
01:47Correct!
01:48And I expect you to head check on it right away.
01:51A perfect opportunity to use Riggs' new invulnerability spray.
01:56One squirt, and you'll be absolutely invulnerable.
02:00Not only that, nothing will be able to harm you.
02:03Oh, boy. Sounds great. When do we start?
02:06Now!
02:07Cool. Real cool.
02:08And it's a wonderful, wonderful thing.
02:11Well, how do you feel?
02:13Like I got a code in the dough.
02:15And now, to demonstrate your newly gained invulnerability,
02:19just step into this punishment machine.
02:22Absolutely nothing to fear.
02:30Oh, this is terrible.
02:33The spray doesn't work.
02:34Five years of work wasted.
02:37Tough luck, old man.
02:39Tough, tough, tough. Very tough.
02:43Well, just don't stand there.
02:46Say something.
02:47I feel miserable.
02:50How selfish.
02:51How self-centered can you get?
02:54Here, the invulnerability spray doesn't work,
02:57and all you can think about is yourself.
02:59Think about poor Riggs, for instance.
03:05That'll never happen again, number one.
03:07I'll shake on that, McCool.
03:09No more complaining.
03:19So they think they can capture Madcap, do they?
03:22Well, I still have a few tricks left in my hat.
03:25Go get McCool.
03:26Si, si, senor.
03:28Si, si, senor.
03:44Mr. McCool should be arriving at any moment.
03:51So good of you to drop in.
03:55Don't move, Madcap.
03:56This looks like a harmless fountain pen.
03:58But I just pull this lever, and we discover that it really is.
04:06A harmless fountain pen.
04:09Get him.
04:16Boy, you sure know how to control these hats.
04:19There is nothing they can't capture for me.
04:23Even the heads of the Army, Navy, and Marines?
04:26Even then.
04:28Ah, you're just talking through your hats.
04:35But Madcap, my pet, do you think this is wise?
04:51Good work, McCool.
04:53You directed us right to this plane.
04:55I did?
04:56I mean, I did.
04:58And I'm happy to report that Dr. Madcap is now behind cars, er, bars.
05:03Huh.
05:04Behind bars.
05:06That's nothing compared to what you've done to our reputation.
05:10Imagine.
05:11A secret agent who can't complete a simple mission
05:14without the help of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
05:17I tell you.
05:18I promise you, that will never happen again, Number One.
05:22No.
05:23No.
05:23That's the button to call, uh...
05:26Army, Navy, and Marines?
05:30When you're right, Number One, you're right.
05:34When you're right, Number One, you're right.
05:58Ooh.
05:59Ooh.
06:01Ooh.
06:03Things look so good, but not for long.
06:08I tried and tried, but it all went wrong.
06:13I hope one day that I'll stop being a flop.
06:17And that I'll make the top just like my Pop.
06:21My Pop, the cop.
06:50To that dick's puppet, somebody hits a home run!
06:53Home run?
06:54Hey, Ari, Ari, look out!
07:04I'll take that ball!
07:06Thanks a lot, boys!
07:10There it is!
07:12There it is!
07:13It's Casey!
07:14Mighty Casey himself!
07:17Boys, this is my 1,000th home run.
07:20I'm taking this ball home and locking it up permanently.
07:23And for a long time, too.
07:26Please retrieve Casey's 1,000th home run.
07:30I caught that ball.
07:31It's mine.
07:32And I've gotta have it.
07:33Nearby bedroom.
07:41It's mine.
07:43Outro music of thing.
07:48There it is....
07:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:11Tracy's worried somebody will try to steal his thousands' hope run ball.
08:16But with the three of us guarding it, it's as safe as a baby.
08:29What do you say, Harry? What do you say?
08:32He says, yes. Good shot, Tom.
08:39Lucky shot. He couldn't do it again in a million years.
08:54I knew there was a trick to it.
08:56Not that you can do it again.
09:03Not that I can do it again.
09:17It's good.
09:19But he doesn't want this.
09:21I can't go this way again.
09:21Sorry.
09:21wallpush.
09:22One hundred percent!
09:33left we can't lay a hand on him boys he says it's his give me my ball
09:59so
10:03so
10:05so
10:16so
10:17Oh, yeah.
10:46Hey, Tom, wait for that.
10:57Hey, Tom.
11:18Hey, Tom, wait for that.
11:47Hey, Tom, wait for that.
12:45Hey, Tom, wait for that.
12:52Hey, Tom, wait for that.
12:55Hey, Tom, wait for that.
13:03Hey, Tom, wait for that.
13:17Hey, Tom, wait for that.
13:47To number one.
13:49Personal, secret, confidential.
13:53Also, no peeking.
13:55Go, horrendous hoax.
14:04Top secret, bottom secret.
14:09Yes, what is it?
14:12Package for you, number one.
14:14Send it right in.
14:18I love surprises.
14:24Can I see your security clearance, please?
14:29Never mind.
14:30You're clear.
14:33Get me my coat.
14:39Sponge, syringe, water.
14:41A magnificent mechanism, Breezy.
14:45Just watch these automatic windshield washers.
14:52Turn it off.
14:53Turn it off, Breezy.
14:54Turn it off.
14:58They don't call me Cool McCool for nothing.
15:02Number one.
15:04Number one to McCool.
15:04Number one to McCool.
15:07That's me, McCool.
15:09Stop that silly fooling around.
15:12McCool, get in the car.
15:17I see, number one, you were throwing the bull.
15:20Oh, the bull was throwing you.
15:22And you think it's the work of Jack in the Box?
15:26Okay, number one, I'll get on it right away.
15:30We don't have a moment to lose.
15:36Take it easy, Cool.
15:38You'll kill yourself that way.
15:40Danger is my business.
15:43Yeah, but quiet.
15:45Here it is.
15:48Down, boy.
15:49Down.
15:57Up there in the distance, beyond the water, and on top of the mountain, is Jack in the Box's house.
16:04But how can we get there?
16:06Yeah.
16:07How?
16:08I know.
16:09We'll use the Coolmobile's famous ejector seats.
16:12Now, fasten headgear.
16:14Fasten headgear.
16:15Fasten goggles.
16:17Fasten goggles.
16:18Fasten parachute.
16:20Fasten parachute?
16:22I just press this button and...
16:27Well, at least I'm making progress.
16:30The last time I didn't even get this far.
16:33Why?
16:33I forgot to unfasten my seat belt.
16:37I forgot to unfasten my seat belt.
16:42Yow!
16:44Yippee!
16:59Yippee!
17:00Those lions mean business, McCool.
17:02Very good, Jack.
17:04But you made one small mistake.
17:06I have within my raincoat my famous tear gas bomb with which...
17:12Yow!
17:27Yow!
17:27McCool runs.
17:30Yow!
17:31Yow!
17:31Yow!
17:33Yow!
17:33Yow!
17:33This way, Cool.
17:34Head for the time balloon.
17:36Yow!
17:39Yow!
17:40Yow!
17:42Yow!
17:43Yow!
17:43Yow!
17:44Yow!
17:45Yow!
17:45Yow!
17:46Yow!
17:47Yow!
17:50Yow!
17:51Sure has its ups and downs.
17:58Good work, McCool.
18:00Uh, yes, yes.
18:02A real swinging affair.
18:05And so, number one, I really used my head.
18:09And my feet.
18:10Good work, McCool.
18:12Here, have one of mine.
18:14All right.
18:15Thanks, McCool.
18:16It's one I took from that clown.
18:19Of all our stupid bird brains!
18:23That will never happen again, Number One.
18:26Here, have one of my Number Ones.
18:29I got these matches from...
18:32...the clown.
18:42He's a hot one! Not cool!
18:48He's a hot one!
