00:28BTV
00:30Кожата ви ще стане гладка, като на филипинска...
00:32Куста норка.
00:37Филипинска богиня.
00:38А как се доставя?
00:44Но карат ни ги стирове.
00:47Питам. Екстракта как се получава, как се доставя, как се екстрахира.
00:51А, екстракт е ли? Сега ще ви обясня.
00:55Само два пъти в годината по време на пълнолуние...
00:58Искаш да кажеш, че само два пъти в годината имаме пълнолуние?
01:03Не.
01:05Искам да кажа, че само тогава филипинските костенурки изпълзяват
01:10и наши специално обучени служители, хап, ги улавят
01:15и с много тъп предмет ги удрят в долната част на главата.
01:21След което те вече изпускат онова специално, уникално вещество,
01:27от което е съставен ваше продукт Крема Чудо.
01:31Това отде го знаеш? Ти беше ли там?
01:38Пускаха ни филмче по време на курса за дистрибутори.
01:41Защото аз си мисля, че никак не е хуманно да се удрат с много тъп предмет,
01:45костенурките през време на пълнолунието.
01:50Така е, госпожо. Аз не ги удрям. Аз само продавам.
01:55Ако не искате да купувате, просто ми откажете любезно и...
01:58Аааа, сега пък ми казваш, че не съм любезна, така ли?
02:02Добре, еди, колко?
02:04Какво колко?
02:05Ааа, количеството ли?
02:0750 милиграма, стандартното.
02:09Имам предвид цената.
02:11И какъв ми е бонуса за тър?
02:13А, бонуса.
02:15Специални соли за вана.
02:17От млада да вандува.
02:20Що е зелена?
02:26Защото не е озряла.
02:29А за крема, като за вас, 800 лева.
02:35Ще го взем.
02:39Типа, кво се зарадва?
02:42Един съвет от мена, ако приемеш.
02:45Да?
02:45Наблюдавахте много внимателно.
02:47Ти имаш много чувствителна душа.
02:49На няколко пъти тук шлеш да ми се разревеш.
02:51Ти просто не издържаш на женски натиск.
02:54Трябва да смениш тая професия.
02:57Както кажете, госпожо.
03:00Насметката да ми го допишат.
03:01Да.
03:02Довиждане, госпожо.
03:04Довиждане.
03:04Дали ще те вида някой друг път пак тебе?
03:07О, Боже.
03:16Дали ще те вида някой друг пак тебе?
03:59Дали ще те вида някой друг пак тебе?
04:29Дали ще те вида някой друг па.
04:45Ah!
04:46Ah!
04:51Ah!
04:52Ah!
05:02Yah!
05:04Yah!
05:15Okay.
05:17Good.
05:18Good.
05:28Good.
05:39What?
05:40Do not get a shot?
05:41No.
05:42I'll let you go.
05:45You want one.
05:46There's a freezer.
05:47You don't have 5-6 hours to get wet.
05:54Constantine, you are today for a fish.
05:56You are today?
05:57Yes, you know.
05:59You can't be afraid.
06:00If you believe me, you'll ask me.
06:04Constantine, when you were for a fish,
06:05you're burning sun?
06:08Before I was burning, I didn't burn.
06:11But after I'm burning, I'm burning.
06:15I'm burning.
06:16Constantine?
06:20Did you drink cream?
06:22No.
06:22I'm burning.
06:23I'm burning.
06:25I'm burning.
06:27I'm burning.
06:28I'm burning.
06:29Constantine, for the last time I asked you,
06:31did you drink cream?
06:33No.
06:38No.
06:39No.
06:40I'm burning.
06:40I'm burning.
06:41I'm burning.
06:44I'm burning.
06:45I'm burning.
06:46I'm burning.
06:50I'm burning.
06:51in two fingers,
06:52cutting the foil on the
06:55blackboard,
06:56so that you turn in the fingers
06:58and make it
07:00like you grab
07:00some mayonnaise
07:02and then you cut it
07:03and then you cut it
07:03as a crime
07:08why not emigrate
07:10or you cut it
07:11or you cut it
07:13and you cut it
07:17and you don't have to
07:20I just got a little bit of the skin.
07:23And my skin is burning.
07:25Look, look.
07:27Look, look.
07:31I'm going to try it.
07:33I'm going to try it.
07:34And now I can't kill you for a cream cream, huh?
07:38I'm not gonna kill you.
07:40I'm going to take a bite.
07:55Okay, here you go, $32.00.
07:58Let's see how much you need to buy a new cream.
08:01You buy caramel cream with you $32.00.
08:06My cream is $800.00.
08:11How did you get it? You want to buy it?
08:13It's hot.
08:15Constantine, in the morning, cream cream is going to be in the kitchen.
08:32Sisi, what are all these things?
08:35This is part of the cosmetics, which you don't want to do with any kind.
08:49Wash this in terms of a cheeseต inteligente.
08:52I'm alleviated, but I'm buying them things.
08:55These are not shells.
09:00Thefounder is for lipsticks.
09:02And the new one?
09:04This one is for lipsticks.
09:07This one is for facial hair.
09:10This one is for facial hair.
09:14This one is for nose tips.
09:18by the neck and neck.
09:24Let's go.
09:25Let's go.
09:26Where did you take it?
09:31Is there anything against the braids?
09:32Do you have any?
09:34See how I am on the braids.
09:36No.
09:38No.
09:39No.
09:40You can't have it.
09:41How are you?
09:42Do you want me to do it?
09:44I'm burnt.
09:44No, I'm not.
09:45No, I have a chance.
09:49I want to say...
09:51You...
09:52Do you want me to do it?
09:53One month without sex.
09:57But...
09:59If you start to run,
10:00it will be two.
10:14Little, you can't have a lot.
10:16I have one.
10:31And is having cooking.
10:31But a little bit of coffee
10:33and a little bit more.
10:33next day.
10:34Good night.
10:36I'm here when I had no idea
10:37You've got empty.
10:37You've got no mass!!
10:39can't do nonsense.
10:43How does that say...
10:44and...
10:44I have no idea
11:18Какво прежи, гостодин е?
11:23Ми...
11:25Реших да погаля малко тигъра.
11:28Играх си с делфина.
11:30Моля?
11:32Поздравих краля.
11:34Ръкувах се с едно-кия пират.
11:39Господин е, ти не искаш да ми кажеш, че си мастурбирал.
11:44И...
11:45Капу, дъртитамо.
11:48Капу, дъртитамо.
11:58Капу, дъртитамо.
12:00Капу, дъртитамо.
12:16Капу, дъртитамо.
12:25Капу, дъртитамо.
12:26Капу, дъртитамо.
12:28Капу, дъртитамо.
12:52Капу, дъртитамо.
12:55Капу, дъртитамо.
13:44Капу, дъртитамо.
13:46Капу, дъртитамо.
14:05Капу, дъртитамо.
14:08Капу, дъртитамо.
14:26Капу, дъртитамо.
14:51Капу, дъртитамо.
14:55Капу, дъртитамо.
14:56Капу, дъртитамо.
14:57Колко?
14:59Остината.
15:01Това заплатата ми е 315 ляда.
15:04Дори да не плащам найем,
15:06да нямам кола и приятелка,
15:08все пак се храня.
15:10But this year, there was a increase in inflation from 8%.
15:16And if I had to pay for 297,48, for a month, I would have to pay for a month.
15:23But this year, I would have to pay for 3,58, for the same needs.
15:27Aha.
15:30But where do you have to pay for this huge difference?
15:34My mother, I love to wear a wallet and leave it in the kitchen.
15:37I don't know, but today was a holiday.
15:42I would have to pay for 30 years.
15:45What did you do?
15:46For the money.
15:47For the food for the clothes.
15:49And the food for the clothes.
15:50And the food for the clothes.
15:52Yes, yes, yes, yes.
15:56If she's going to get it, she's going to buy it for me.
15:59Why do you want to get it?
16:00I don't want to get it.
16:01I don't want to get it.
16:02She's just like that.
16:03What did you do?
16:04How did you do it?
16:05How did you do it?
16:16I didn't know.
16:17Hmm, what did you do?
16:19Yeah.
16:19It was like a dog doesn't matter.
16:20It came to me, I will do it.
16:21And it doesn't matter.
16:24Yes.
16:25No.
16:25No.
16:28No.
16:29Oh.
16:369,4,9, how do they collect these children?
16:41Look!
16:43Oh, what are you doing?
16:45What are you doing?
16:47Oh, what are you doing?
16:48What are you doing?
16:49What are you doing?
16:50I was a boy.
16:53In the community where I'm going,
16:55there is a man with a large man with a large man.
17:00And I'm going to go...
17:02I'm going to go...
17:04What are you doing?
17:07What are you doing?
17:09What are you doing?
17:09I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
17:12No chance.
17:14I'm going to go.
17:15No, there's no way to go.
17:16No, I don't know how to stay.
17:18Our wife is holding the money,
17:20she is daily and everything is ok.
17:25You're going to go out of me.
17:26No, I'm going to go 800 million.
17:28I'm going to go...
17:31...on...
17:32...on...
17:42Why don't you do anything?
17:45You know what?
17:46Why don't you do anything?
17:46I'm going to say to my wife
17:48to take me out of me for the last day.
17:52So, I'll do it.
17:54I'll do it.
17:54I'll do it.
17:57How do you think I'll do it?
18:00I'll do it.
18:03I'll do it.
18:04I'll do it.
18:05I'll do it.
18:07I'll do it.
18:09I'll do it.
18:10I'll do it.
18:11I'll do it.
18:12What do you do you want?
18:13To do it with your daughter?
18:17No, man.
18:18Talk to me.
18:19I'll do it.
18:21I'll do it.
18:21I'll do it!
18:24It'll never happen.
18:26It'll never happen.
18:28Never!
18:29You know what it means?
18:30never!
18:48Please, Mom!
18:53What?
18:53What?
18:56I am the real partner of your daughter
19:01and the father of your loved ones!
19:06What? What are you saying?
19:08Say more than a man!
19:11I pray!
19:14I pray for a short time!
19:18I will give you my mother's word!
19:22What do you say?
19:23What do you say to the end?
19:28What do you say to the end?
19:31What do you do?
19:33What do you do?
19:34I don't want to do the цвет.
19:37But I don't want to do it in my mother's head.
19:41Your mother pretends to pay 80% for the cream.
19:46What do you say? I got burnt!
19:49I got burnt!
19:50I got burnt!
19:52I got burnt!
19:57What do you say?
19:58What do you say?
19:59He says...
20:00We have a word.
20:02Or cream!
20:03Or he turns out on the street.
20:05What are you saying?
20:08Yes.
20:11To stop holding your wife as a little child.
20:15The cat will find the money and get the cream.
20:18He is a man.
20:20And the boys are holding their words.
20:22Yes, Kostadine.
20:23Yes.
20:28I'll do it later.
20:29I'll do it later.
20:50To get a light,
20:53it's not a light.
20:54800 lva.
20:54The address of the distributor company,
20:57which offers cream.
20:58Here we go.
20:59She is sweet.
21:06Let's go!
21:08I want you to take a lot of money!
21:09I want you to leave me somewhere!
21:11Let's go!
21:12Let's go!
21:17Do you want me to ask where I found my money?
21:21There is no way to go!
21:40Let's go!
21:41Here you go!
21:41A cream for $80.
21:44That is sweet!
21:48With a sweet card!
21:51A date?
21:52A date?
21:52A date?
21:53A date?
21:56A certificate for that,
21:59that was alive and alive,
22:01and when they were in the middle of the table
22:02and when they were in the middle of the table
22:04and when they were in the middle of the table
22:08they were in the middle of the table
22:11and they were in the middle of the table
22:11Very nice to your side!
22:13But this cream was already a deal
22:15but I would have to call it a new one
22:19with an extract from nilskia siomga
22:23In Nil nis yes no siomga
22:26In Bill Constantin
22:27He wrote in the brochure
22:29In Nil nis no siomga
22:33What are you doing here?
22:35I bought a cream cream for 800 lv.
22:38And now I'm going to go.
22:40Why are you doing this?
22:43It's very funny.
22:44And I can give it to you.
22:54Good morning.
22:56Good morning.
22:57Hello.
22:58Good morning.
23:00How are you doing?
23:02Today, because I'm very happy with the new one,
23:05I decided to get rid of the two.
23:10What did you do in your face?
23:16Anastasia sent my wife to my wife.
23:19I decided to surprise me.
23:20And...
23:21Tsk.
23:26What's new,
23:28niamasemga?
23:29SEMGA!
24:17I'm going to go to the next episode of the movie.
24:18Bro, have you seen the movie?
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