00:00so i this actually you know what this plays into corporate because i felt for this man
00:07because this got lost in the sauce of the greatness that was sandy alcantara's complete
00:11game shutout but i was listening to the broadcast and the boys have been doing a great job shout out
00:17to jack mcmullin and steven strong but also on the broadcast has been jeff nelson who has been
00:22doing i've never heard jeff nelson do a radio game i normally see him on the tv broadcast he
00:27normally does the television broadcast he may be doing that it's a road game he may be doing the
00:30broadcast day on tv but um he was getting very frustrated because they were talking about jack
00:40during probably like the sixth inning you know so we weren't quite on complete game shutout mode yet
00:45sandy was just cruising and jeff nelson found himself to be very frustrated because jack just
00:52kept talking about the machete which if you guys the machete the the famous two-foot quesadilla
00:58that you can get at marlins park this season and he goes well why can't we just get one
01:04and he goes there you know he goes well we're on radio like it doesn't really he goes i can
01:09describe
01:09it i was like that's hey jeff that's a good point he's like i was like we should get a
01:14machete and then
01:15if i don't know if this was some sick joke because i kind of got into the middle of the
01:19broadcast but
01:20at some point like they look over from the radio booth and they see in the television booth
01:24they're eating the machete they got sent the machete and he goes this is ridiculous why do
01:30they get the machete and he goes well jeff it goes back to my point they get to show the
01:36machete on
01:36television he goes i can do a perfectly good job describing it for our audience this is ridiculous
01:43here's what i just i felt for i was like can somebody just get jeff nelson a damn machete
01:47the man just wants a quesadilla but two very valid points and i think sometimes when you don't have
01:57the picture and you have somebody explaining it it almost pumps it up even more right
02:04i have an 11 saying sounding like leroy at lunchtime yeah like once his hooks were in he was in
02:13like he
02:14jeff nelson's like forget about this complete game shutout where is my giant quesadilla
02:20meanwhile a guy's throwing the gym behind him he goes right jeff uh you guys you what do you think
02:28about sandy here he goes i just don't understand why tommy gets a machete and i don't get a machete
02:32you know i'm perfectly fine i could i could you know so hopefully today maybe they packed one and
02:37brought it to him with the bronx but uh if jeff nelson's in the tv booth today somebody get that
02:41no you want me to tell you what would be worse if the yankees brought their special dish over to
02:48him and then he was like see what the yankees did they probably would for a world series champion for
02:56them right they probably would but somebody needs to get jeff nelson a damn machete the next time he
03:02gets to do a game i felt terrible for him in fact when we go out to the ballpark and
03:07we get the
03:08machete we should invite jeff nelson over to our booth so he can have the machete with us yes we
03:13were looking for it we were looking for it but they weren't set up yet because all the food was
03:18down in the uh hallways yeah well i want to do this show i want to do it from the
03:22outfield that's
03:22where they should put us that would be fun at the budweiser at the budweiser place you think we
03:27could do it from out there yeah why not what could it be if we get like a um i
03:35like engineering
03:35it's probably like extremely hard to open just why if we did if we did a game like a one
03:43o'clock
03:43game right right um during the week not gonna be a lot of people there right we'll just we'll sit
03:52out and get away with it i think we're gonna get away with it i think it would be fun
03:55and we don't
03:57and even like listen do a special edition put them on fm or something like that take us we'll go
04:01from
04:02you know nine to one we'll enjoy the baseball game baby just food for thought just throwing this
04:08out hey there are no bad ideas here you know we're just we're just throwing ideas out we're just
04:13throwing ideas there now i will also like to add that most of our ideas usually end up in leroy
04:21and
04:21tobin having a good time yeah that's part of it that's the point but we like we've initiated stuff
04:28on our own yep like we we usually always go to a marlins game we would have the we would
04:34have the
04:34craziest outfield party you guys would ever see marlins i'm telling you right now we would bring
04:39out all the rascals it would be a great time yep jeff nelson would come see us humble says uh
04:46is tobin diving into the pool it's not doesn't exist anymore dude there's nothing anymore and by the
04:51way listen growing up in the hood i've seen some nasty pools that pool was nasty oh my goodness
05:01leroy could probably take down a machete by himself we know no not i'm like i i could have some
05:09but
05:09that's not my thing that's not the attitude i want going into this it needs to be your thing
05:15all right we're trying to we're trying to get no no no no no no no i'm not i'm saying
05:20i couldn't
05:20take down a whole one we're not working on the same you know you listen you're a professional i've
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05:41miami
05:42opens up their new stadium new stadium tomorrow 7 30 against austin fc mark anthony singing the
05:48national anthem going for two banners apparently he's got the banner at the kaseya center now he's
05:55going to try and have the most performances at the uh new stadium marlins will be back in action
06:01this afternoon against the yankees a yori perez is on the hill for the fish against will warren
06:08guy sounds like he's a witness protection will warren two first names huh oh i had another guy date
06:15wait it was um it was a hockey player davis oh i can't think of his last name but i
06:23was like oh
06:23two first names somebody says bring back the fish tanks behind the plate those fish were terrified
06:31i missed those fish that was a fun thing do you the uh the the aquariums behind home plate that
06:36was
06:36the one thing i was bummed that was gone but you know jeter he doesn't like fish he never put
06:40the
06:40fish food in there that was like very miami though it was it was a unique thing i actually it
06:50wasn't
06:50you know it was funny because they did a version there was a i love the show on animal planet
06:55tanked
06:56you ever watch tank yeah yeah yeah where they show all these fancy tanks that they put together
07:02so there was a there was a uh a bootleg version of that i i don't know if it was
07:06on national
07:06geographic or what channel it was on but they had their own there was another version of it called i
07:11think it was called fish kings or something like that or fish tank king something like that
07:16and they did an episode with the marlins like they did the marlin it wasn't the tank guys it was
07:22the
07:22the fish tank kings they did an episode with the marlins building their aquariums and this david samson
07:28came off like just the the complete maniac in this episode because he was like taking a baseball bat
07:35to the plexiglass of the aquarium to make sure that it could withstand the force and they're just
07:40like well first of all taking a take it a backpack what what the hell how much force is he
07:45going to
07:45be able to put on it he ain't putting the same force as a i don't know baseball player hey
07:50i don't know
07:51but he just wanted to make sure the glass was going to be uh it was going to be working
07:54sorry those
07:56i don't think that fish tank show last the the fish tank kings i don't think it lasted as long
07:59as tank
08:00it was sad that that's funny because neither neither did the marlins ownership uh well it
08:05didn't but they did get a billion dollars so yeah you know yeah
08:11right bastard
08:15you need to save us peter bendix i don't know how to put this dude all right you're kind of
08:18our last
08:19listen everything's everything's going well right now this bruce sherman seems like he was hiding
08:24billions from us all of a sudden he's got three billion dollars where'd those billions come from bruce
08:31where buyers of the trade deadline have just declared it he said i just declared it i just
08:36declared it and you can afford sandy according to dave hyde and the sun sentinel three billion
08:42let's go or maybe he was citing forbes no i think he said it himself he said he had marlin
08:47sources that
08:48said it was three billy you can run that team for three billion you'll be all right i'm not asking
08:53for
08:53a dodgers payroll anyway speaking of baseball carter jensen carter hanson rookie catcher from the
09:05kansas city royals he was removed from the starting lineup yesterday because he overslept
09:13what just what i said for the game that's right wait so they have to be to the park a
09:20lot earlier
09:21than the game yeah home game road game home game oh that means that he was
09:32into something i don't know that way he said i didn't wake up to my alarm i slept through it
09:39i don't really have an excuse nor should i it sucks it happens it feels like i feel like i
09:44let my
09:44teammates down coaches down just have to learn from it it won't happen again uh espn says he
09:51eventually arrived but not early enough to prepare adequately to start the game he did end up coming
09:56into catch in the ninth inning and salvador perez had to end up catching and i can't imagine i gotta
10:02be honest with you salvador perez who's 100 years old he must be he was like he's the captain of
10:09that
10:09team he's probably like hey hey hey man he's like dorn dorn no i'm just i just lead i don't
10:15play
10:18salvador perez like i gotta imagine that guy's gotta oil up the body a little bit to go catch
10:22a game these days yeah how old is salvador perez we had that situation with a coach salvador perez is
10:29only 35 because i feel are you sure he's not 45 you've been saying that name for a long time
10:35in
10:36baseball salvador perez has been on the royals for since like george brett geez
10:45uh his uh teammate vinnie pascatino said first and foremost i'm glad carter's okay uh we were
10:52trying to get a hold of his parents and everything like that dude if you're if you have people having
10:56to reach out to your parents because they can't find you that is a sleep sleep that ain't that ain't
11:03hey
11:06somebody has like no no no no no no no no that's not a sleep
11:13that's a passing out dude think about this have you ever gone to sleep
11:26sober
11:29and got the required amount of sleep and the least little thing goes off in the morning you're up
11:34because you got you know you're sleeping conversely if you've been out and about doing whatever it is
11:44you do and then you go to sleep at two three in the morning and you know you got to
11:50be somewhere at
11:51eight and you set your alarm for seven that's when you miss that alarm but i ain't never just gone
11:59to
11:59sleep oh i'm tired i'm gonna go to sleep at like 10 set my alarm for seven i have never
12:06like as soon as
12:07that alarm went beep i'm up what's the latest you saw somebody for practice
12:14like did anybody ever oversleep practice because they're in a hotel right yeah well in game in training
12:21camp you are like what's the latest you've seen somebody to something you have to name names if
12:26you don't want to usually i had a coach that almost missed the game oh you i remember you telling
12:34us
12:34that yeah the commercial um that's bad and and we knew what that story was because he was on the
12:43sidelines and um he was drinking up all the water and finally one of the players walked by and slapped
12:49that out of his hand players only uh because he was he he i'm like he smelled like he smelled
12:58like
12:58he had a rough night yeah so but as far as a i've heard it on other teams remember having
13:04a super bowl
13:05twice it happened with oakland and it happened with cincinnati well yeah but those guys were
13:13legitimately like those guys were having one guy had like a mental breakdown one guy had a mental breakdown
13:18other guy was on that yeah that old south florida special dude i have i i've overslept a couple of
13:26times it's really like it's really rough like i did that their game day uncensored one time this
13:30year i missed like the first seven minutes of the show pretty remembers that i was like what thank god
13:35i only had to go to my garage i was like and i just was like well i've never overslept
13:40when i had to show
13:41at my house yeah it was the first time i've ever done that but the only time but when i
13:45go on vacation
13:47i always have the same dream that i'm not even doing this show i'm back producing for for the morning
13:55show with zaslow and joy or zaslow and amber and romberg or zas and hawk whatever i just always
14:01have the dream that i'm back in the morning and the same thing happens i'm late and i can't get
14:06the
14:06damn board to work it just shuts down and i like i go through sweats i'm just like i i
14:11can't and every
14:13time that always happens to me when i'm sleeping at a hotel on vacation like the third day oh really
14:18could you well because you haven't been working so you feel like i don't go this many days without
14:22working it's a problem i don't like usually if i go on vacation i get up when i get up
14:29you know
14:30what i mean usually the people around me will wake me up say let's go i like to i don't
14:36i like to
14:37relax but i don't think i've ever missed i've never even been late for practice i've been late for
14:45meetings but part of it is when you live up north and you get 10 inches of snow and you
14:53you're you set
14:54your time to where okay i can get up take a shower get dressed and then go to the and
14:59then you have to
15:00include a 25 minute snow removal from your car or your driveway then that throws you off
15:09man salvador perez has been on the royals since 2011 good god and he's only 35
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