00:00You got anybody in fantasy tonight, Vlad, on the Thursday Night Football Watch?
00:03You got Kyler Murray?
00:04No, I don't have anybody.
00:05Marvin Harrison Jr.?
00:07No, he'd be dropping balls too much.
00:08Dude, what's up with that?
00:09I don't know.
00:10It's weird.
00:11I thought he was like a...
00:12He was supposed to be the second coming.
00:14Yeah, and the only game I remember having a good game?
00:16The Dolphins.
00:17Yeah.
00:17Last year, when Tua came back from the concussion.
00:20Who?
00:20Marvin Harrison Jr.
00:22What's his name?
00:23Oh, man.
00:23Yeah.
00:24But you know what it is?
00:26I'm going to tell you what the issue is with...
00:28He can catch the ball, but he has a problem getting open because he's not that explosive.
00:36I thought he was like the can't-miss messiah of receiving.
00:40But he's not as fast as his dad.
00:42He's a lot bigger than his dad.
00:44So imagine...
00:46Just think about this.
00:47One of the things I said about who's the wide receiver that went to Metcalf.
00:52Like, be careful, Pittsburgh, because he really never gets any separation.
01:00As fast as he is, he doesn't run routes that create separation.
01:05Now, he can catch him, but it catches up to you when you can't get separation.
01:12Right?
01:13Marvin Harris is the same kind of way.
01:14Another guy who was like that, who never got any credit or respect, is Anquan Bolden.
01:21Never got...
01:21Duke caught everything in the slot, was always had a guy swarmed all over him, but caught everything.
01:30Right?
01:30There's certain guys that get into the league that they use it as a hindrance, but they do
01:38well at it.
01:40Right?
01:40There's a lot of guys that never had a lot of separation, but catch the hell out of the
01:44football.
01:47So, yeah.
01:49That's kind of the thing with him.
01:52It's not that he's not a good player.
01:56It's that it takes a while to earn that stripe in this league that you can just chuck it up,
02:04and my guy's going to go get it.
02:05Yeah, Kenneth Walker, Vlad?
02:08No, no.
02:09Nobody from the Cardinals.
02:10No, no.
02:10I mean, yeah.
02:12The only guy I would have gotten was James Conley.
02:14I like my squad.
02:15My squad is a very good team.
02:17I got Bo Nix and Jordan Love as my quarterbacks.
02:20I got Haitians.
02:22He's got to play better.
02:23Ashton Gentry and Jonathan Taylor.
02:26First games, though.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Jonathan Taylor.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:29He's so good.
02:30Who?
02:31Jonathan Taylor.
02:32Yeah.
02:32And it's weird, because usually running backs that play on a team that struggle like that,
02:38the first thing they do is get rid of their running back.
02:41Just ask the Giants.
02:43When in actuality, that's the guy that's going to ease the transition to another quarterback.
02:50Indiana Jones and the Taylor of Doom.
02:52Crazy.
02:52Is that crazy, though?
02:54Like, this is making my overall point over franchises.
02:59How franchises can ruin players.
03:01Do you think the Dolphins miss Jonu Smith?
03:04I think.
03:06It's tomorrow, Friday.
03:08Dude, let me ask you a question.
03:10Problem?
03:11Okay.
03:11Mm-hmm.
03:11When you had Jonu Smith, and you're still trying to bet Julian Hill any time touchdown,
03:20what do you think?
03:21Bet odds.
03:22We got Darren Waller coming back this week, dude.
03:23Don't worry.
03:27You can't even say that seriously, sir.
03:29You can't.
03:30Like, come on.
03:33Do you wonder?
03:34Does everybody understand what's wrong with this team?
03:37If that's what we're looking forward to, you don't say I'm defending Tua.
03:45I mean, we got rid of a pro ball tight end to sign a guy who hasn't played a down in a year and a half.
03:54It's incredible.
03:55It really is.
03:56I'll tell you what.
03:57Listen.
04:04Don't curse.
04:06Careful.
04:06Darren Waller.
04:07History.
04:08Right?
04:09I do not know you.
04:11I have not met you.
04:12I've heard that you've had success playing this game a couple of years ago.
04:18But the way they brought you in, and the way they have talked about you, I'm going to tell you like this.
04:25Oh.
04:26Okay.
04:28Don't lose.
04:29Whoa.
04:30That's scary.
04:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:32Time out.
04:32Yo.
04:33Yo.
04:34Wait.
04:34Time out.
04:35Wait, wait, wait.
04:35The way they talk about Darren Waller, he better come onto the field, balling.
04:42Time out.
04:43Don't want to hear it.
04:45I agree with you.
04:46I'm like, you got me all warm and fuzzy for some tight end play.
04:51And if the tight end don't even play in camp, he ain't played football in the year that.
04:56Hey.
04:57Hey.
04:59What's happening here?
05:01I thought Freaky Friday was tomorrow.
05:03You turned into Tobin.
05:05No.
05:06Here's the problem.
05:06You turned into Tobin.
05:08Here's the problem, bud.
05:08Here's the problem, bud.
05:09We got an extra day.
05:11So I'm going to be at it again on Monday.
05:13More worked up.
05:15The loose end.
05:16Look at Tobin.
05:17It's like a proud pop.
05:18It finally happened.
05:19Hey.
05:19I'm going to just tell you right now, right now, it ain't my fault that I feel this way.
05:28It's not my fault that I feel this way.
05:31Y'all brought me in.
05:33It's like me going to a restaurant and you got me all excited for oysters.
05:37And then I get there and you ain't got no damn oysters.
05:40You got me all excited for some tight end.
05:42You better have oysters.
05:42You got me all excited for some tight end play.
05:45Because we got rid of our pro ball tight end.
05:48It is.
05:49Can we just.
05:50The only thing you hit me with.
05:52The only thing you hit me with is some damn Julian Hill anytime touchdown.
05:59That doesn't lose some play, though.
06:02They confuse you.
06:03Wait, what?
06:03Some tight end play.
06:05I can't.
06:13Hey, yo.
06:15I love your rant.
06:21It was great.
06:22I'm sorry.
06:23I'm glad.
06:23That line had.
06:24It made me laugh.
06:26It made me laugh.
06:29Looking forward to tight end play.
06:30You were looking forward to tight end play.
06:32You don't like no meat.
06:32You don't like no meat near your sneakers.
06:34Next year's sneakers.
06:36True.
06:40You don't like no meat near your sneakers.
06:42And you were really.
06:45You really were looking forward to some tight end play.
06:49Don't lose.
06:51That's basically the message.
06:55This is a great segment.
06:57What?
06:58Don't.
06:59Not you.
07:00Not you.
07:01If anything, I instigated all of this.
07:06The great rant.
07:09Proud of you.
07:09So if he doesn't perform, we're going to say we came in here with some loose end play.
07:15It's a new show term now.
07:17I want it tighter and play.
07:18We got loose end.
07:19At least I ain't been betting on some tight end play for the last two years.
07:30That's right.
07:30That's true.
07:31You've been betting on the touchdown from Julian Hill for two years.
07:34Only you got us a two point conversion.
07:36That don't even count.
07:38Tight ends have come up empty for me.
07:42Hey, yo.
07:43Guess we can't talk football now.
07:45Somebody says, Bluetooth, get on this.
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