00:00I was going to go game-bump Mets, but, well, we know.
00:05With their salty-ass broadcasters?
00:06No, we know.
00:07But the Marlins, because I will tell you this.
00:10Marlins, you did something I didn't think you would be able to do, right?
00:16You took and you had my attention and not only got me through to football season,
00:23but got me to the shaky parts of this football season with the Dolphins.
00:31Like, it was, you know, I found myself watching a lot of baseball this year.
00:35Here's the thing that I'm annoyed by with the Mets,
00:38and I heard this multiple times.
00:40I heard this from their stupid broadcast crew with Keith Hernandez and them boys.
00:46I heard this on ESPN Radio New York yesterday.
00:49Mm-hmm.
00:50I really take umbrage with them having the audacity,
00:55and may I say the audacity,
00:58that they keep saying the Marlins are treating the Mets like their World Series.
01:04Dude, you're the Mets.
01:07Let's not lose sight of something, okay?
01:09And I just want to be clear here.
01:12You're the Mets!
01:15Okay?
01:16You're a clown-ass franchise.
01:19Dude!
01:21You are a bum-ass second-rate citizen in your own city!
01:28Talk it.
01:29Do not tell me about the Marlins treating you like a World Series.
01:33What we treat you like is what we should.
01:36A division rival, and we spoiled your season.
01:39And if I hear you guys carry yourself like you're some blue-blood franchise that in the Marlins' existence
01:50doesn't have one World Series, nay, two World Series that the Marlins do.
01:57So maybe you guys should start treating the Marlins like your World Series, you know, an actual champion in their existence.
02:06And maybe you guys will make the playoffs because, by my count, this has happened four times in your existence that the Marlins have ended your season.
02:16So maybe take it with a little bit more respect because you jackasses sit there like you're something special.
02:24Who, who, who, who?
02:25The Mets!
02:26Who, who, who?
02:27Meet the Mets!
02:28Beat the Mets!
02:29Step right up and greet the Mets!
02:32No, dude.
02:33How about this?
02:34You guys can actually be a little bit humble with your fake George Steinbrenner owner
02:40and act like what you are, which is a redheaded stepchild, basically expansion franchise on the ass crack of New York.
02:52It's enough already.
02:54I'm tired of you guys acting like you're something.
02:56Why?
02:56Because you stole Juan Soto with $700 gazillion?
03:01And great for him, by the way.
03:03Sit in his ass.
03:04What a, what a decision by him to go to the Mets.
03:07What a decision.
03:08Sitting on his ass cheeks in October.
03:12But what would we know about that?
03:14Because that was our World Series.
03:17No, your World Series every year is the Winter Meetings.
03:20Every single year.
03:22That's your World Series, Mets.
03:26And let me tell you something, dude.
03:27We're going to steal Polar Bear from you.
03:29That's right.
03:30Bruce Sherman is going to steal Polar Bear from you.
03:32And then what do you got?
03:36Bums.
03:37Wow.
03:37How'd that 765 feel?
03:39It feels good, Soto, but you're not.
03:40You're watching us in the playoffs.
03:42So ridiculous.
03:43Ooh.
03:44They're treating you like their words.
03:46Who are you?
03:47What franchise are you?
03:49You act like you have some, some, some actual standing in the history of Major League Baseball.
03:55Took you 900 years to get a, to get a no-hitter.
03:58The Marlins got a gazillion of those.
04:00And you ruined Johan Santana's arm.
04:04Poof.
04:05He's just being gospel right now, man.
04:07Damn.
04:08The Mets.
04:09Tobin, when you're acting like the Mets are going to sit here and say anything.
04:14You're not the Phillies.
04:16You're not the Braves.
04:18At least I've had to deal with those teams being actual good.
04:21You guys are a laughing stock.
04:25Every team in the division has a World Series past the 90s except for you.
04:30The Nationals have a World Series.
04:32Oh, you're just speaking gospel right now.
04:34Are you kidding me?
04:36What, in what world does that bum-ass franchise have any dictation over how people should act after a win?
04:46What would you know about it?
04:48We didn't even have mobile phones the last time you won a World Series.
04:52Hell, we barely had cars.
04:55No, we didn't.
04:55We had cars.
04:56We had, no, no.
04:57Too much, too much, too much.
04:59Too much.
05:01You can say beepers or something like that.
05:02No, we had the car phones.
05:03Those big-ass car phones with the cords in them.
05:07That's the last time the Mets were.
05:08When did the last time?
05:0886?
05:0986.
05:10Yeah, that was my – I graduated from high school.
05:13We're 86.
05:14The Mets.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Just kidding me.
05:17Dust cattle was being blown on the ground when he was in high school.
05:22That's a long time ago.
05:25Anyway.
05:27Glad you mentioned the Mets, Leroy.
05:28I really hate them.
05:29I wanted to give them the game bum, but I think when we –
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