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Valenti has realized the Detroit Red Wings aren't making the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
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00:00good afternoon we are ready to roll we've got a big couple of shows to start the week the looming
00:07coronation for one of the great basketball teams in the history of college basketball i said it i
00:13don't care if you're butthurt about it uh rico paying off his bet that you've been doomed to
00:19since january you still look beautiful but you're gonna lose it's not over yet you lose it's not
00:25over yes all right we'll get to it it's not over but we've got a lot more to do we're
00:31going to get
00:32to michigan just a little bit later in the show we wanted to start with something else because i
00:36feel like once we get to michigan it's a it's going to be a vortex we're not doing wpre radio
00:42let me
00:43help you what's your prediction i don't care we're going to talk about other things going yeah i don't
00:49care danny hurley baby no i don't want to pay this bet off you're gonna have to because i'm gonna
00:55tell
00:55you the guy who hosts mornings is going to be right i support jim costa today costa lock
01:01double digit disco lock michigan 83 yukon 67 i am feeling so much better i may be watching the
01:09game with will birchfield tonight that's how good i feel now because you're watching a game with him
01:15you better check your bac all right let's let's let's just watch yourself so i want to start with
01:21this before we get to the u of m thing i you know what it's breaking news
01:31breaking news at the 97 one broadcast compound i hate the red wings uh i've i've reached full spite
01:39i have arrived at kenny's doorstep can i treat you just like a press conference uh mr valeni sir
01:44which game was that it for you this weekend it's hard to decipher because that's like judging which
01:52which turd offends me more they're both turds did they reel you back in when they had it 4-4
02:01on
02:01sunday no i was actually pissed at them how dare you you played seven good minutes of hockey you had
02:07eight shots through two periods how dare you wake up and tie this game only to have patrick kane
02:13take one of the worst penalties you'll ever see anyone young player veteran talented or untalented
02:19here's the worst part kane didn't even look bothered by it he didn't even look bothered that
02:24he took one of the worst penalties i've ever seen and then of course they couldn't kill the penalty
02:29and even get to overtime to scrounge a point yeah okay i've reached spite phase and you know what
02:36spite phase is with me you cash out oh no no yeah now now you root against oh now i'm
02:41rooting against
02:42them because now i want multiple heads to roll all the heads to roll one more if i could sir
02:49before
02:49you go into the locker room yeah over here i've heard about the lutheran detroit southwest picayune
02:57thank you it's detroit lutheran west um whatever so we've heard about waiting for the kid does it
03:03bother you to see what's happening in philadelphia yeah with porter martone yeah yeah yeah meanwhile we're
03:08waiting like half a decade for guys to come up and they stink yes it bothers me not just because
03:14martone scored the game winner martone's basically been one of the flyers three best players you know
03:19his first three games you know when he's on the ice yeah yes unlike lucas raymond
03:24okay oh i'm didn't i do that don't want to offend the hockey nerds
03:31kenny i've arrived arrived where you've arrived thank god i can't do it anymore
03:36tucker tucker tucker mama's calling mike scott scott i can't do it kenny i i'm sorry i watched every
03:44second of both guys i can't do it what took you this long to join my side of things because
03:50i've been
03:51this way for about a couple of months now i knew this was going to happen no i and by
03:56the way i won't
03:57do i told you so radio i'm not going to do you've already started you kind of have oh maybe
04:02a little
04:02or maybe a little maybe a little it's like saying you're not going to go to the bathroom one problem
04:07you started four seconds ago it's kind of in process i'm not gonna dance on the grave longer
04:12and belabor the point i'm just glad that you finally come to my side of things i want to know
04:17if people left because i talked to cookies he was exiting the game yeah okay hair wait wait because
04:22he said he was there it was for one because he put photos of every his life no i lie
04:28he did okay
04:29the point was and then he was happy yay we're back and he's paying customer costa he has season
04:35tickets and there are people in his section all in alignment basically like f this team i want people
04:40fired i can't take anymore i i just kenny you asked the question what took so long i think just
04:47the
04:47math that even in the face of this team not playing good hockey even in the face of this team
04:52being highly uneven right the win against buffalo getting trounced three nothing every other game
04:58then you bounce back with a big win against philly rangers are a corpse and i guard math the math
05:07says i can't check out they're still in it but to go back to back this weekend to get your
05:15doors
05:15blown off by the rangers to then come home against the wild who are also back to back you're up
05:23you
05:24got on the scoreboard right off the rip you're one nothing that that second period is just everything
05:33wrong the idea you had eight shots in two periods and you're down for one and then you start the
05:43third
05:43you get nowhere then all of a sudden seven good minutes of hockey and i'm supposed to what forgive
05:49you the patrick kane penalty and the fact he looked absolutely unbothered by it that that was my breaking
05:57point because i know patrick kane look we know the numbers we know the career rico so it speaks to
06:05a
06:05lack of leadership he looked like he looked like he took a penalty in september that was one of the
06:11laziest dumbest penalties in the world had nothing to do with anything no and you just tied the game
06:16right that's what really bothered me i was like you didn't have to do why i'm spite what now now
06:23now i
06:24want them to lose i am begging if you can hear me in columbus ohio i am begging you to
06:30come up here
06:31and win i'm begging you please i'm begging you mike are you going to be the guy firing the columbus
06:37blue jackets cannon i'm going to be the old bumblebee when sergey played for the team i listen to me
06:43i
06:43need you to come up here and beat the red wings because why we don't want to suffer anymore i
06:49need
06:50you to end my suffering well if they do that will you wear the penis cannon mascot sure because honestly
06:57being being an observer of this team that's what i feel like watching them i feel like a giant penis
07:02i dedicated six hours of my weekend to that that's penis baby uh you may as well
07:12honestly
07:17that's what i feel like eight minutes into the show we got a penis behavior
07:22if you pay to watch this or you did you dedicate six hours of your weekend you know what i
07:27felt like
07:28one of those weird balloon things in front of the car dealership well look at me here's my weekend
07:33inflatable that that that's all red wing fans this weekend we're just like this
07:38it's a way it's i just i hate everything
07:42and then for then i spited them for coming back and then i spited kane for the penalty and not
07:47caring
07:48and then i respited them because they couldn't kill the penalty
07:53it's just penis behavior that's six hours i gave them six hours if i spent to watch that
07:59oh my god my head would explode well i can't take it i'm i'm rooting for them to lose now
08:04i was going
08:04to ask you a question but i don't know if i can top that just ask it well hey kenny
08:09and i can include
08:10you in on this because this may be your fault sure you're told that your negativity is what caused the
08:16wings to lose oh oh andrew cop yes yeah here's an idea get out noise and you know and impacting
08:24the rule
08:25yeah yeah we are the noise we are the outside we're the boogeyman we have to find we have to
08:30find a way
08:31not to let it weigh on us yeah yeah uh kenny you know what you know what andrew go talk
08:35to a therapist
08:36you know what's funny about that on the opposite side of that is i tweeted out when they started off
08:42strong i was like wow look they scored first that's pretty cool yeah and then they proceeded
08:47hey kenny ready here you go and another and another and another hey look the communists got another
08:55one on us kapraliov or whatever his name is gonna say so whatever he's got 50 goals
09:01karil the thrill kaprizov yeah guess what karee karee karee guys better than anybody we have
09:07karil sov well much yeah it'd be worse we got a new me hey good thing we didn't trade for
09:12hughes
09:13either by the way he didn't look fast or control the puck or extend zone possession or exit the zone
09:19beautifully you're right we in fact do not go very fast no we don't oh what you want to do
09:25give
09:25something up for a rental yeah when his parents live here you goofballs the guy wanted to be here
09:33jackasses i can't i'm glad you're finally here with me i kenny because i held out as long as i
09:38could to be positive i tried so hard because i thought you were being a little bit of a bitch
09:43a little bit of a bitch because you were being emotionally hedgy a month ago how about i was a
09:48little bit of right okay okay you were a bitch and you were right the point is i'm with you
09:53now
09:53i can't do anymore you also are a bitch yes yes all right i can't do anymore because i waited
09:59because of the math because i didn't want to write them off i want them to make the playoffs i
10:04would
10:04like playoff hockey why it's fun well this is not fun what your emotions is basically like that
10:12remember the urban meyer sad pizza yeah on the golf cart paying customer costa driving home after the
10:19game oh my god show that to me again oh god
10:31oh dear yeah if you're on uh x or twitter just look up jim costa he had the three stages
10:38of that
10:38game where he was sad he was happy and then it finished with him in his best urban meyer impression
10:45just sitting in the car all by himself here's my question because i know we just kind of ranted and
10:51yeah we're gonna get to michigan in a little bit but i want to handle this early i need the
10:55hockey
10:55elite to speak have you reached spite face how is there anyone left defending eiserman how is there
11:04anyone left defending this product and how even more so how is there anyone left who even wants this
11:14team to undeservedly back into a spot no they deserve pain they deserve failure it's embarrassing and
11:25i don't know what's going on in that locker room i don't know who did what to who but something
11:30is wrong
11:31here because mclennon will call them out and their response is a fart noise then they're getting drilled
11:38somehow they go rocky four mode montage make a run at something only to still lose i'm tired you know
11:46what i'd like
11:4760 minutes of good hockey i'd like them to play like their lives depend on winning that's what i'd like
11:54we don't get that 248-539-9797 i would like to hear from you and i'd like to know if
12:02you are now in spite
12:03mode yes if you're asking yes i want columbus to beat them i can't take anymore i need this over
12:09after you
12:10go back to back and play the way they played this weekend and i wasted six hours
12:16feel like a giant penis my dogs couldn't even look at me
12:24oh wait wait you're the human who wasted six hours on the wings this weekend hey look at this
12:28yeah that's right they're pointing their ass at you
12:33my dogs walk backwards when i'm around you get mad at me for what i do in the yard yeah
12:38you win
12:40the dogs win kenny wins i quit we all win we all win except for costa poor bastard all right
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