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00:09Tonight, join Lloyd Langford, Melanie Bracewell, Tommy Little, Ron Lewis and Sam Payne.
00:17As we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, our special guest host, Ed Cavalli.
00:29Good evening, Australia. I'm Ed Cavalli, filling in for Tom Gleisner.
00:33This is the prize I got for coming last on The Amazing Race.
00:36Great to have your company as we once again dissect the news of the week.
00:40And we've gathered five experienced news hounds to do the dissecting.
00:43Soon to be seen on Talking About Your Gen, right here on 10, it's Tommy Little.
00:50She's just released her YouTube special, Who's Talking? We know who. It's Bron Lewis.
00:57The man with the biggest CD collection in Australia, it's Lloyd Langford.
01:03Netballing comedian and co-host of The Cheap Seats, it's Melanie Bracewell.
01:09And, of course, bringing up the rear, it's Mr Sam Payne.
01:17Tommy, welcome. Lovely to have you. The first time on the show this year.
01:20And you've recently done the Big Five Marathon in South Africa.
01:24Have a look at this.
01:26Jeez Louise.
01:27Mate, how did it go? It looks pretty tough.
01:30Oh, there was like 23 k's of it was in soft sand.
01:33It was in searing heat. There was wild animals everywhere.
01:36Honestly, most people would have struggled, but I found it pretty easy.
01:40OK. I thought you might say that.
01:43So how do you explain this?
01:45Oh.
01:47Oh, yeah, sorry.
01:48That's right.
01:48I ended up in a hospital bed on an IV drip.
01:51Oh, my God.
01:52There was two 70-year-olds manning that hospital bed, right?
01:56And they were Germans and they took four times to get a needle in me.
02:00At one time, they put it in my hand and my hand just started filling up with fluid.
02:04And they were like, oh, is it not right?
02:08And then finally, when they got it in the fourth time, they said, and now we wait.
02:15And I said, what do we wait for?
02:17And they go, the ambos.
02:20And I said, if you're not ambos, who are you?
02:23And they go, we are volunteers.
02:26And then when I looked at them shop, they just went, ah, bit of fun.
02:31Stan?
02:32I just wanted to clarify, you know, because you're the host tonight.
02:35Are you allowing accents tonight?
02:38Am I ever.
02:40Ed said before the show, as long as they're really bad.
02:43And I said, don't worry, Ed, I gotcha.
02:44Yeah.
02:46Welcome, Mel.
02:47Now, I know you like to do some strange things in your life, but what on earth is going on
02:52here?
02:54Oh.
02:55Look at your letters.
02:56Flickers.
02:57Well, I work at Channel 10, so that's making ends meet.
03:03No, I did a corporate for, like, an accounting software.
03:08Yeah, I know.
03:10I've become a completely corporate sellout, or as we call it in the business, doing an id
03:16cavallon.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:16Sorry.
03:18I'm excited.
03:21Lloydie, lovely to see you, Lloyd.
03:23And this interesting image popped up on socials recently.
03:27Care to explain, young man?
03:28Yeah, I just thought I would embrace some Australian culture.
03:31Ah.
03:32And I found this giant canister of nitrous oxide, and I'd never done it before, so I
03:40thought, maybe I'll start with that.
03:43By good, before you mean, obviously, making cream puffs.
03:47Making.
03:47Of course.
03:49No, sure you mean doing nanks.
03:50No.
03:51No, no.
03:53No, no one means that.
03:54Because when I do them, my voice-in.
03:57No, no, no.
03:57You've got an IV.
03:58All right.
03:59I'm a volunteer.
04:00I've just posted that up for a laugh, and old people are calling me Lord
04:04Nungford.
04:10All right, this is a family show.
04:11I think we'll leave it there and get started.
04:14Hands on buzzers.
04:16Let's kick off with news from home, and...
04:19Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has finally spoken to...
04:22Spoken to who?
04:24Tommy.
04:25Uh, the doctors of Turkey, and he's going to get hair, tits and teeth.
04:30No.
04:31Sammy.
04:32It's Peter Dutton, and he's finally conceded.
04:35Is that right?
04:37No.
04:38Who's he got?
04:38Lloydy?
04:39He's finally spoken to all of Barnaby Joyce's children.
04:43Next question, Mel.
04:45Uh, I think it's Donald Trump.
04:47Correct.
04:47They had a chat.
04:47They had a chat.
04:48President Trump, 10 points.
04:50Deputy PM Richard Marles and Penny Wong were in Japan this week to discuss what?
04:55Mel.
04:55The new human centipede.
04:57Oh.
04:58LAUGHTER
04:59That's amazing.
05:01Lloyd.
05:02How to get superglue off your hands.
05:04LAUGHTER
05:05No.
05:06No.
05:07Bronny?
05:07Um, it was a convention for weak chins.
05:11LAUGHTER
05:19Uh, Sam.
05:20Is that on the card?
05:21It's not, no.
05:23It's shocking.
05:23I'm going to go with, um, security.
05:26Security and foreign policy.
05:28Hey, can I just stop you?
05:30Before the show, I just want to, I asked Melanie Braceful, just as a, you know, a bit of smolt.
05:34A bit of small talk.
05:36Hey, what'd you do last night, Mel?
05:37Gotcha.
05:38Your reply?
05:38I wrote a mechanical bull.
05:41LAUGHTER
05:43What?
05:43Is that the best answer ever?
05:45How?
05:45Why?
05:46Why?
05:47Where?
05:47How do I get these corporates?
05:49LAUGHTER
05:51All right, we'll come back to that.
05:53Senators Pauline Hanson and Jacinta Price caused a stir.
05:56Both defying the rules of Parliament, standing up and making speeches while covering themselves in...
06:02Covering themselves in what?
06:04Lloyd.
06:05White pointy hods.
06:07LAUGHTER
06:12No, Mel.
06:14It was more offensive.
06:15Lynx Africa.
06:17LAUGHTER
06:18No.
06:19Was it the Australian flag?
06:20It was.
06:20I know this is Bobcatter had the Lebanese one.
06:22Of course it is.
06:24LAUGHTER
06:28Moving on.
06:29This was big news.
06:31It's being called the largest class action settlement in Australian history.
06:35Mmm, what is it?
06:37Lady, is it your protein powder?
06:39Shut up.
06:40LAUGHTER
06:41Shut up.
06:42Shut up.
06:43Mel, Mel, Mel's got something she'd like to say to you on behalf of the whole panel.
06:47I just don't think you're allowed to say shut up.
06:49Sorry.
06:52Faking names.
06:53No, go on.
06:54What is it, Sam?
06:55It's the class action about the, you know, the debt, the RoboCop debt or whatever.
06:59Not RoboCop.
07:00Robo.
07:01Rubbish.
07:01Sammy, I'm going to give it to you.
07:03Robo-debt victims are getting a further $475 million in compensation.
07:08So not RoboCop.
07:11No.
07:12Sorry about that.
07:12Huge day in China on Wednesday.
07:23What occasion is President Xi Jinping marking?
07:26Bronny.
07:26That's a rap battle.
07:29Cheers.
07:32Bronny.
07:33How good is it when your friend gets a car with a sunroof?
07:36Oh, yeah.
07:36It's so good.
07:37It's so good.
07:39You know they'd be like,
07:40Oi, oi, Xi, get down.
07:43Gee, I just got my pee plates.
07:46And thank you for doing that accent.
07:48All right.
07:51No, Sam.
07:52Fine, I'll take this one.
07:56It's the anniversary of the first time an Asian person was accused of being a bad driver.
08:03And they're just taking it very slowly.
08:07Very slowly.
08:08I think it's the end of the Second World War, the 80th anniversary.
08:13Yeah, Victory Day Parade, 80th anniversary of Japan's WW2 surrender.
08:18To breaking news on Friday.
08:20One of the biggest names in the fashion world has died.
08:23Known for his elegance, innovation and timeless style.
08:26Is being remembered as the king of Italian fashion.
08:30Oh, they speak, of course, of...
08:31Mel.
08:32Luigi Taro Cash.
08:40Once again, that's another accent.
08:41I know, I did, I did.
08:43I just did the head.
08:44I didn't do the voice.
08:45Germany, Italy.
08:46It's not a bad list.
08:47Tommy.
08:47This one's just for pangy.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Fabio.
08:50Okay.
08:51I can't believe it's not Fabio.
08:54No.
08:55Incorrect.
08:56Next speaker, Bronny.
08:57It was Giorgio Armani.
08:58It was Giorgio...
09:00Holy hell, he's...
09:03He has passed.
09:04He looks like a handbag.
09:07Ooh, busy week at the Vatican.
09:12All right, what's going on there?
09:14Mel.
09:15It's not a very protective helmet.
09:21No.
09:22Yeah, Tommy.
09:24Controversially, join the Hell's Angels legend.
09:28No, you're so close.
09:30It's the father, the son and the Harley spirit.
09:32Wow.
09:33That's good.
09:33No points, but that is great.
09:36Uh, Sam.
09:37No, hello.
09:39Sorry, you, uh...
09:41All the foreign people look the same.
09:43Yeah, that's right.
09:45Uh, Lloyd.
09:46I think they're called, like, bikers for Jesus or something,
09:49or they gave the poor a motorbike.
09:52100% correct.
09:53Pope Leo was gifted a motorcycle from the Jesus bikers.
09:56We've got to take a break.
09:57Back with more.
09:58Have you been banging it?
10:13in a hot mic moment
10:15President Xi and Vladimir Putin
10:17were caught discussing how they could live
10:19forever
10:20so the big question is whether
10:22this is something that Trump would love to get in on
10:24the technology that's involved
10:26does not stop at just Botox
10:28organ transplants as well as
10:30critical minerals and summons
10:33God help us
10:38We're back, you're watching. Have you been
10:40paying attention?
10:42Now, just before we return
10:44to questions, Lloydy, I see
10:46you've been in Noosa recently
10:48Look at you
10:49We turned up in the same outfit
10:52so I quickly got out on my sundress
10:54and put that t-shirt on
10:56And looks different
10:59You've got to keep things fresh
11:01Oh, yeah
11:01I've never seen a man look more uncomfortable
11:04at a beach
11:05You look four years old
11:07Somehow you look 80 and 8
11:10Yeah
11:11Lloyd, who is that woman?
11:13She runs a website
11:20No more
11:21That's it, no worries
11:23Say no more
11:24Thank you
11:26I thought it was going to be sketchy, Lloyd
11:27But you really
11:28You really covered it up well
11:31Alright, let's get back to some questions
11:33hands-on buzzers
11:34This is interesting
11:36The top ten names that are least likely to secure a job
11:39have been revealed
11:40What's the number one name?
11:42Now, Peter Dutton
11:46Lloyd
11:47Adolf Bin Laden
11:52Tommy, I hope you're about to do the accent of Adolf Bin Laden
12:00Don't
12:02What is the name, Tommy?
12:03I weirdly think it's Rita
12:04You are weirdly correct
12:06That's my middle name
12:07That's your middle name?
12:09Have you ever used it in a job application?
12:12Well, I won't anymore
12:12Okay
12:13After tonight, by the way
12:14It might be Ed
12:15Shut up
12:18You can't
12:21I'll hold myself
12:22It's the last one
12:23Here we go
12:24This is exciting
12:25I think we have a special video quiz master
12:29Bindi Irwin standing by
12:30G'day, Bindi
12:31G'day, guys
12:32I wanted to pop on here
12:34and share a little bit of a life update with you
12:36We have officially moved to
12:38Oh, moved to
12:40Tommy
12:40Poaching?
12:46No
12:47Definitely not
12:48Mel
12:48I think it's the traditional spot for a Bindi
12:50I think in the middle of the forehead
12:56No
12:56Run
12:57No, they've moved to Florida
12:58Haven't they?
12:59Well, you're close
12:59It's in that country
13:01Oh, America
13:05Do United States of
13:08They have moved to America
13:15God, no
13:16Yes
13:21Yes
13:23Yes
13:24Lloyd
13:25They moved to Los Angeles
13:26He's got it
13:27Oh, no
13:27Let's see if you're right
13:28Los Angeles
13:29Not forever
13:31Just for the next three months
13:33Australia Zoo will always be home
13:35You got it, Lloydy
13:36LA to
13:37Halfway through seg two
13:38We've already broken you
13:39Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:40So I was back in the pool
13:42Is it moving if it's only three months?
13:45No
13:45That's a holiday
13:47Alright, here we go
13:48To a bizarre moment at the US Senate
13:50This is what you could end up looking like
13:55If you eat
13:57If you eat, Bron
14:00It's protein powder
14:01No
14:04Oh, no
14:05Yeah, Mel
14:06Those little silica gel packets
14:08Oh
14:12No, yeah, but we had it on the show a little while ago
14:14Yeah, Mel, go on
14:16This is like radioactive shrimp or something
14:18You've got it
14:18Radioactive shrimp which were recently recalled from US stores
14:22One of my kids came out looking like that
14:26Alright, it's time to look at all things A-list
14:37And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander
14:41It's a bit rock and roll
14:45Here we go
14:46Here we go, showbiz
14:51Oh, Bluey made a huge announcement on Friday
14:55Tommy
14:56Black and whitey for colourblind kids
15:01That's all
15:01Uh, no, Bron
15:03I know this, as a mother I know
15:04She's getting dis-sexed
15:07That's incorrect yet, Bluey
15:08Yes, uh, Lloydy
15:09There's a movie coming out in two years or 14 years if you're a dog
15:17Yeah, uh, ten points to release date of the Bluey movie
15:20I believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by
15:24Hi everyone, I'm Maria Bakalova
15:26I'm Danielle Brooks
15:27I guess I must be Natasha Lyonne
15:29Anyway, we're here from the new animated movie The Bad Guys 2
15:33Now you see, in the film, the bad guys team up with us
15:36An all-female crew from one last heist
15:39What's our group's name?
15:41Hmm, what's the name of their group, Lloyd?
15:45It's either the biologists or the physicists
15:47Because I'm not seeing any chemistry
15:55No
15:56Sam, they're called The Bad Girls
15:59Oh, well
16:00Which is the same website that, uh, Lloyd
16:06Let's move on swiftly and see if you're right
16:09The Bad Girls
16:11Jesus Christ
16:12Give it another go, ladies
16:15Mel, they did
16:17Okay, so
16:18Emotional moment for Dwayne The Rock Johnson in Venice
16:21Oh, no
16:22Oh, what's brought him to tears?
16:27Mel
16:28Just got beaten by the paper
16:37No, Tommy
16:38I think he just had to smell one of his own protein farms
16:45It's a big moment for him, Lloydy
16:47His movie got a stunning ovation
16:49Yeah, 10 points, Lloydy
16:50It was a 15-minute ovation
16:52A 15-minute standing ovation?
16:54Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:55That seems long
16:56Yeah, it's almost like not a standing ovation
16:58More like they're just happy it's over
17:01For his new film, The Smashing Machine
17:04At the Venice Film Festival
17:05Oh, I believe we have some very special video
17:08Quizmasters standing by
17:09Hi everyone, I'm Kate McKinnon
17:11And I'm Zoe Chow
17:12And I'm Shita Gatwell from Searchlight's new film, The Roses
17:15Okay, so guys, the question is
17:18The Roses is an adaptation of what famous 1980s movie?
17:24Okay, what famous 1980s movie is The Roses based on Sam?
17:29Is it In the Name of the Rose?
17:32Jesus
17:34No, no, no
17:36We're going to deal with the silence here
17:37So
17:38I'll defend it
17:39Explain to everyone what In the Name of the Rose is
17:45It's a thriller set in a 14th century Italian monastery
17:49Where Sean Connery played a Franciscan monk
17:55And is deserving of another look
18:01Bron
18:02Is it The War on the Roses?
18:04Oh, let's see if you're right
18:06And the answer is
18:09What's happening?
18:10The War on the Roses
18:11They were way more fun than those three
18:14Oh, the Goggleboxers weren't happy
18:18Oh, shit
18:19Why?
18:22Oh, gross
18:23Oh, what were they watching?
18:26Lloydy
18:27Bud Gaze 2?
18:32Sammy
18:34You know, Mel's segment on the Cheap Set
18:36Across the Ditch
18:38Is that it?
18:39And
18:40And
18:41Is that your first accent for the evening young man?
18:43I believe it was
18:46He's on the board
18:49He's on the board
18:52No, what were they watching?
18:53Goggleboxers not happy
18:54Big show
18:55Yet, Mel
18:56Gogglebox
18:58I did say big show
19:00So, ah
19:01It's a reveal
19:03Tommy
19:03It was the room
19:05The block
19:05Yeah, mate
19:06I'll give it to you
19:07The block
19:07Living room reveals
19:09We've got to take a break
19:10Back with our special guest
19:11Streetmaster
19:11Right after this
19:25Welcome back
19:27You're watching
19:27Have You Been Paying Attention?
19:29And it's time to meet our special guest
19:32Quizmaster
19:33She's one of Australia's most loved music journalists
19:35And broadcasters
19:36The voice of Double J
19:37Creator of the Take 5 podcast and TV series
19:40And this year
19:41Celebrating 20 years at Triple J
19:44Please say hello to Zan Rowe
19:50How are you going?
19:51I feel very old
19:52You're not very old
19:53Not at all
19:54No, first things first
19:55Congratulations
19:55Thank you
19:5620 years on the airwaves
19:58Amazing
19:58Thank you
20:00Double J
20:02Podcasting
20:03We got a little
20:03A little celebration
20:04In the studio there
20:06Incredible
20:06Yes, I inhaled all of the healing
20:08And then did my show
20:10Sounding a lot different
20:11Nang Rowe
20:12I mean that's how we do it at the ABC
20:18Now Take 5
20:19You've sat down with some of the biggest names
20:20In the biz
20:21We are talking Paul McCartney
20:22We're talking Kylie Minogue
20:23Noel Gallagher
20:24Lloyd Langford
20:25Oh
20:28Jeez, that dropped off a quiz
20:31Hang on
20:31Has Lloyd done it?
20:33Has Lloyd done it?
20:33Lloyd and Anne did a Take 5 together
20:35In the thick of lockdowns
20:38And let's just say
20:39It was a loose conversation
20:40Oh, there they are
20:42There they are on Zoom
20:43Lloyd, what do you remember
20:44Of your experience?
20:45I remember recommending
20:46A Lee Scratch Perry
20:48Dub track
20:49That then you had to
20:50Try and find
20:51Yes
20:51And you weren't happy about
20:52You looked like
20:53No, it was great
20:54I mean I feel like
20:55You were showing
20:55Your musical smarts
20:57By really making us
20:57Hunt for something
20:58Your camera looks like
20:59It's on a doorbell
21:07She wouldn't let me in the hole
21:10Wow, now we're getting back
21:12To the big names
21:12They're Robbie Williams
21:13Now do you ever get nervous
21:14When you're about to
21:15You know, speak to someone
21:16That massive
21:16Yeah, I mean
21:17Robbie's a charmer
21:18Anybody who knows Robbie
21:19And has met him
21:20Knows he's an absolute charm agent
21:21Did you see what you did there, Sam?
21:22That's
21:23Anyone that knows Robbie
21:25That's good
21:26Well, he's basically Australian, isn't he?
21:27But no, I think that
21:28Most people who have been
21:29In the business for a long time
21:30Are in the business
21:31Because they know
21:32How to act in the business
21:34They are good people
21:35But musicians are often
21:36Like trying to be cool, aren't they?
21:37No, they've survived
21:38Because they're nice people
21:39Zan, you know
21:40They're very impressive names
21:41You know, recently
21:43Ed emceed a breakfast
21:45For Essendon Fields Shopping Centre
21:46Oh, huge!
21:49You know what?
21:52You just met
21:53As someone who was born
21:54In bread in Essendon
21:55That is a huge coup
21:56Are you from Essendon?
21:56I'm from Essendon
21:57Mate, there is the sickest DFO
21:59Out there
22:01And he's still getting paid
22:03Yes, I am
22:04I thought he actually managed to go
22:05And anyone who knows
22:06Essendon Fields Shopping Centre
22:09See, Mel, you're getting good
22:10At this corporate gear
22:11I'm impressed
22:12Now, season four
22:13Of the hit TV series
22:15Take five
22:16Is about to hit our screens
22:17And not only
22:18You host it
22:19You created it
22:20You write it
22:21And it is
22:21This is a huge line-up
22:22What about Mr Kevin Bacon
22:24In the house?
22:25Thank you very much
22:25Wow
22:26Give us a little
22:27Kevin Bacon tidbit
22:29I swore loudly
22:30When the email came through
22:31Saying Kevin is interested
22:32In doing take five
22:33Wow
22:33He's a lovely guy
22:35Like, he sings to his goats
22:36He's got a farm in Connecticut
22:38If you follow him
22:39Like five million other people do
22:40On social media
22:41You know he loves music
22:42And him and his wife
22:44Keira Sedgwick
22:44Sing to their goats
22:46They do covers of
22:47Chapel Rhone's
22:48Hot To Go
22:49They sing
22:51Frank Ocean
22:51Hot To Go
22:53Sing that to a goat
22:54Implies you're about to make a ragu
22:57Can I just point out
22:58I just wanted to compliment you, Ed
22:59This is one of the more interesting
23:01And the best chats with a guest
23:03That we've had on this show
23:05And Tom, if you're watching
23:08See that, mate?
23:09That's how you do it
23:10Yeah
23:16I'll get his carer
23:17To pass the message on
23:19So, now, top of the list
23:20Dream, interview
23:21Someone that you haven't interviewed yet
23:23Who's top of the list?
23:24Dolly Parton
23:24Dolly
23:25Dolly, if you're watching
23:28Now, as
23:29Yes
23:29Sorry, Zan
23:30She's not
23:34You don't know that
23:36You don't know that
23:37Sometimes it's nice
23:38To let people dream
23:39But I'm sorry
23:41So, when you
23:41Take you back
23:42When you were a teenager
23:44What was on your bedroom wall
23:45When you were back
23:45When you were
23:46Just a fan of music
23:47Well, I had a lot of
23:51Sorry, Ed
23:51That was a sus question
23:54I used to love Bross
23:55Do you remember Bross?
23:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
23:57Absolutely, I do
23:57There's a great documentary
23:58About them a few years ago
23:59And I used to be obsessed
24:01With Bross
24:01So, I had lots of posters of Bross
24:03They may not have been
24:04Obsessed with you
24:05Not watching either
24:06Go around the room
24:08Post from the wall
24:09I remember my sister
24:12Had lots of magazines
24:13I didn't have any magazines
24:13But I knew my dad
24:14Had a colour printer at work
24:15And so I'd go
24:16Dad, can you just print me out
24:17Another photo of Mary Kat and Ashley
24:19To put on my book
24:21And he was like
24:21I can't do it anymore
24:22It looks creepy
24:25What about you?
24:25Lloyd, who did you have
24:26On your wall or ceiling?
24:28I had Theolornius Monk
24:31It's a jazz musician
24:33I was just being silly
24:36Tommy, who did you have?
24:37I had Ward and Angford
24:39No, I had the chili peppers
24:40Chili peppers, of course
24:41I had JTT
24:42Very cool
24:43Taylor Thomas
24:44Yeah
24:44Who did you have on the wall?
24:45Just Chairman Mao
24:46Of course
24:53Zan has kindly agreed
24:55To ask you lot some questions
24:57Yes
24:57Perfect
24:58Here we go
24:58My dad used to print it out
24:59At work too
25:00It was great
25:01Alright
25:02The number one album this week
25:03On the ARIA charts is
25:06Sam
25:06I know this
25:07Do you?
25:08K-pop Demon Hunters
25:09Yes
25:10K-pop Demon Hunters soundtrack
25:12Yep
25:12Have you seen it?
25:14Absolutely
25:14That's Rumi
25:15That's Zoe and Mira
25:16And they go against
25:18The Saja boys
25:25You know, it's very popular
25:26It's the number one show
25:26On Netflix
25:27Absolutely
25:27How do I sound?
25:28No, never mind
25:29Alright
25:30Next question
25:32Rapper Cardi B
25:33Spoke outside court
25:35Super
25:36Completely innocent
25:37I know I got a little
25:38I know I got a little
25:39Reputation
25:40But I swear to God
25:41I'm innocent
25:41I swear to God
25:42Like this
25:43Like I'm really innocent
25:45For real
25:48She's innocent of what?
25:50I actually don't know
25:52But whatever it is
25:52She definitely did it
25:56Innocent of
25:57Yes, Tommy
25:58I know this one
25:59Because I love Cardi
26:00She's innocent of
26:01Assaulting a security guard
26:03And in the court
26:04Because they said that
26:05Cardi called the security guard fat
26:07And they said
26:07Do you think she's fat?
26:08And Cardi just went
26:14Correct
26:15Correct, she won
26:15Her civil lawsuit case
26:17The jury cleared her
26:18Of assault charges
26:19Fantastic
26:19But not of disses
26:20Okay
26:21Next question
26:22Here's an intriguing scene
26:23From a Paris fashion show
26:24It's the debut collection
26:26Of which celebrity?
26:28Wrong
26:28Far lap
26:31Mel
26:32I think this is Post Malone
26:33Yeah
26:34Yes, Posty
26:35Also known as Austin Post
26:37Who's a rapper
26:38Has gone out with his own fashion line
26:39So his name for short
26:40Is Oz Post
26:46But you'll only get that fashion
26:48Delivered once every three days
26:50Excellent
26:51Next question
26:52Oh, this is an exciting one
26:53It was a special day
26:54For Mariah Carey
26:57Oh
26:59My
27:01Gosh
27:03What did they just unveil?
27:06She just got her dad
27:07To print that at work
27:09It took like a year
27:12That's good
27:13Tommy
27:13I don't know what it was
27:14But it set off
27:15Every dog's ear
27:16Yeah
27:18Bronnie
27:19That's the cover
27:19Of her new album
27:20Isn't it?
27:21Yes
27:21The cover for her new album
27:23Here for it all
27:23And isn't that the same
27:25As every other album
27:26She's ever released?
27:27She's got a great aesthetic
27:29Insistency
27:30Have you reached out
27:30To Mariah's people?
27:31Yes
27:32As soon as she was announced
27:33For Fridays Live
27:33I wrote an email
27:34And it was very quickly
27:35Responded to
27:36With?
27:36The negative
27:37OK
27:37Next question
27:39People magazine
27:41Got an exclusive tell-all
27:42It's a miracle I'm alive
27:43Who's the cover star?
27:45Bron
27:45This hasn't aged well
27:47That's Ozzy Osbourne
27:50Is it the
27:51Biblical character
27:53Lazarus?
28:01No
28:02Mel
28:03Tom Gleisner
28:04Yes
28:06She's
28:07She's
28:07You're close
28:07You're really close
28:08Like Tom
28:09Bron
28:09Is it Charlie Sheen?
28:11You got it
28:11It is Charlie Sheen
28:13Original title
28:14Two and a half grams
28:15We've got to take a break
28:16You can catch Zan
28:17And all her fabulous guests
28:18On the brand new series
28:19Of Take 5
28:20Launching tomorrow night
28:21On ABC iview
28:22Would you please thank
28:23Zan Rowe
28:38And it's time for our one-on-one challenge
28:41Where we put each of our contestants
28:43Individually to the test
28:44And of course
28:45It's the beginning of September
28:46Which can only mean
28:48One thing
28:49Oh that's right
28:50Screen this extra
28:54Right
28:56Alright the rules are simple
28:58We show each of you
28:59A clip featuring some nature advice
29:01All you have to do
29:02Is answer a question
29:03Sam
29:04Let's start with you
29:10Hey before you start
29:11Yes
29:12Can we just take a moment
29:13Please
29:14And reflect
29:14On the life choices you've made
29:16That have led to this
29:19I feel like you've taken on the persona
29:21As soon as you put the flower crown on
29:22You're like
29:23Yeah
29:24Never felt more me
29:25Alright
29:27Sam
29:27National treasure
29:28And friend of the show
29:29Costa
29:30Has some down to earth advice
29:32For your compost bin
29:33One of the top questions
29:34I get asked all the time
29:36Is Costa
29:37What things can I put
29:39In my compost bin
29:40Think of it as two teams
29:42The brown ingredients
29:43And the green ingredients
29:45What are green materials
29:47They could be food scraps
29:49From your kitchen
29:50Or garden clippings
29:52What are brown ingredients
29:53Hmm
29:54Sam
29:56What brown ingredients
29:58Need to go in the compost bin
30:00Well you know I'm a man of the land
30:01I do
30:02And um
30:03Sorry
30:04No I love it
30:06I love getting out there
30:06In the
30:07In the
30:08Go on
30:08What's it called
30:10The garden
30:11The garden
30:11The garden
30:14So he said the green ingredients
30:16For compost
30:17Yeah
30:17You want the brown ingredients
30:18I want the brown ingredients
30:19That need to go in the compost bin
30:20Please
30:21Well
30:22I think it's um
30:24I think it's a lot of
30:26It's like
30:27Branches and
30:28It's wood
30:32It's
30:33Sorry
30:34Branches and wood
30:35Have you ever been in a garden
30:38Yeah it's more an estate
30:39Okay
30:40No
30:40Yeah go on
30:41Go on
30:42Yeah
30:42Branches
30:43Wood
30:43Gravy
30:45Gravy
30:45Gravy
30:46Branches and wood
30:48Okay
30:48And newspaper
30:49And things that have carbon in them
30:51That's what that part of the
30:53Of a compost
30:54Is involving
30:55Do you know what
30:55That's a very involved answer
30:57Let's see if you're right
30:58Sticks
30:58Paper
30:59Cardboard
31:00Or even newspaper
31:01Mate 10 points
31:02Can I go now
31:08Yes
31:10You may leave
31:11Okay
31:11Well done
31:12Okay Bron
31:13Your turn
31:14Now TikToker
31:14Sarah
31:15With just under
31:16Half a million followers
31:18Has a top tip
31:19On cultivating root vegetables
31:20Are you growing carrots
31:22That look like this
31:23But you prefer them
31:24To look like this
31:25If you want to grow
31:25Bumper carrots
31:26It's all about the soil
31:27So before you sow them
31:29Make sure you give the soil
31:30A good dig over
31:31And you need to remove
31:32Oh
31:33So if you want a comely carrot
31:35What
31:36Sorry
31:38So if you want a comely carrot
31:40You need to
31:40You need to remove what
31:42Is this from Lloyd's website
31:43No
31:45This is from TikToker Sarah
31:47Okay
31:48It is the worst
31:49When you pull it out
31:50And it looks wrong
31:50So I think
31:55So what do I have
31:56If you want a
31:57Yeah if you want a comely carrot
31:58You need to remove
31:59What do you need to remove
32:00From the soil
32:01You're going to remove the carrot
32:02From the soil
32:05Before that
32:06Before that
32:07You want me to plant the
32:07You remove the brown waste
32:10Final answer
32:10Be the carrot
32:11What did you say Tommy
32:12Just be the carrot
32:13Think what would I need
32:14If I was a carrot
32:15Yeah there you go
32:16You're being the carrot
32:17And the carrot says
32:18I want
32:19What the
32:20Fertiliser
32:21I feel upset
32:23Do you know what
32:24Final answer is
32:25Fertiliser
32:26Sam
32:26Seriously can I go
32:27Yes
32:29Final answer
32:30Fertiliser
32:30Let's see if you're right
32:31Any chunks
32:32Any rocks
32:33Sticks
32:33As soon as the taproot
32:35Of the carrot
32:35Hits something
32:36It's going to split
32:37Into lots of different directions
32:38And you're going to get
32:39Funky carrots
32:40Is every answer
32:42To all the questions
32:42Sticks
32:43No
32:45Chunks
32:46Rocks
32:46And sticks
32:47I'm sorry Brian
32:47I cannot give you the points
32:48Alright
32:49Lloydy
32:50Queensland self-sufficient guru
32:52Mark Valencia
32:53Has over 2.5 million
32:55YouTube subscribers
32:56He also has some
32:57Unusual advice
32:58For growing tomatoes
32:59Talking to a tomato plant
33:01Probably won't work
33:03But it could make you feel better
33:05How you done
33:06But by far the easiest
33:08And best
33:09And most natural way
33:10To get success like this
33:11Is through bees
33:13The buzz
33:14Can activate the flower
33:16And a great way
33:17To replicate
33:18Or mimic
33:18The action of buzzing bees
33:20On tomato flowers
33:21Is to use
33:23Ooh
33:23Lloydy
33:24Is to use what?
33:25Something handheld
33:27That buzzes
33:31Maybe
33:32If you can't use bees
33:34Wasps
33:37Just stay on that
33:38The handheld
33:39That was a good area
33:41Maybe a kazoo
33:44Maybe a kazoo
33:44That's good
33:48If you do that long enough
33:50Your neighbour will just go
33:52Mate
33:52I'll give you some tomatoes
33:59Shall we draw a final answer
34:00A kazoo
34:01A kazoo
34:01The number one thing
34:03I'm thinking of
34:04Is like a vibrator
34:06It's handheld and it buzzes
34:09Oh Lloydy
34:10Let's see if you're right
34:11Vibrates that poem
34:13And it replicates a bee
34:14Oh my gosh
34:21Mel
34:22So you use oral bees
34:24Oh
34:30Jeez
34:31Lloydy
34:32I've seen a lot of those
34:33In my bedroom experiences
34:35Never with a bristle attached to it
34:37Okay
34:39I'm sorry I can't give you the points
34:41But I'd love to give them
34:42To Mel for that
34:43Right Tommy
34:44Here we go buddy
34:45To a seed farm in the US
34:47Where horticulturalist
34:48And YouTube veteran
34:49David Epstein
34:51Has a very good question
34:55Hi I'm Dave Epstein
34:56This is Growing Wisdom
34:57I'm here today with Anthony Stephenson
34:59At Johnny Selected Seeds
35:00And you've got
35:01Propane on your back
35:02And a lighter
35:03And this flamethrower
35:04What are you doing?
35:06There you go Tommy
35:07So he's got gas
35:08He's got a flamethrower
35:09And a lighter
35:10What is he doing?
35:11He's burning some fayels
35:18Tommy
35:18What's he doing?
35:19I did get sidetracked on the name
35:21I'm sorry
35:21I know
35:22Mate he's got gas
35:23He's got a flamethrower
35:24He's got a lighter
35:25He's got a propane tank
35:26On the back
35:27What's he doing?
35:28Torching a cigarette shop
35:31It's easy
35:32Yeah
35:33Final answer
35:34What's he about to do
35:34In the garden?
35:35He's going to burn some shit
35:37He's back burning
35:38If he's not doing that
35:39He's forward burning
35:42And if he's not doing either of those
35:43He could be side to side
35:44Burning
35:46He's burning
35:46Okay
35:47Let's see if you and I are right
35:49This is called a backpack flame weeder
35:50It's an organic
35:51Labour saving way
35:52To weed your garden
35:53Backpack flame
35:54You got it
35:5510 points
35:59I think even the audience
36:00I don't think he got that
36:03You are nowhere near it
36:04But it's getting late
36:05Okay here we go
36:06Mel
36:06Your spring tip comes from a popular English YouTuber
36:10Blogger and romance novelist
36:13It's Alexandra here from the Middle-sized Garden
36:15Today I'm going to show you the best thing you can do for your garden in spring
36:19I'm standing here because you can actually see what we've been doing
36:23And that's because the best thing you can do for your garden in spring is
36:28Oh the best thing you can do for your garden in spring is
36:31She says you can obviously see what we've done
36:34God argue
36:35Not really
36:37The best thing you can do for your garden in spring
36:40Yeah in spring
36:41Yes that's a very key bit there
36:42It was in that clip
36:44It was in that clip
36:46Yeah you could see it
36:47Oh okay
36:47Have a sensible bob
36:51Yeah yeah yeah
36:52It's a very sensible thing to do
36:54It's quite traditional
36:55She's quite a traditional gardener
36:57She's quite a traditional gardener
36:57Yeah so what type of things would you think traditional gardener
37:00Hide a body
37:01Well well well
37:02You would need this on the top when you do that
37:05So um dirt
37:08Oh dirt with other stuff in it is called
37:11Mulch
37:11That's good
37:12Let's see if you're right
37:13Add a layer of mulch
37:15Melanie Bracewell 10 points
37:17And also it's done
37:19That brings us to the end of
37:20Spring is Extra
37:23We're back with more
37:24Happy reimbangling attention right after this
37:37Hey we're back
37:38You're watching
37:40Have you been paying attention
37:41Hands on buzzes
37:43There was more news out of the White House
37:45Donald Trump has announced he's moving the US Space Command headquarters from Colorado to
37:50Oh to where
37:51Lloyd it's I know this it's Alabama
37:54Yeah
37:54Not a good place to look for intelligent life
37:5910 points
38:00To a New Jersey Council meeting
38:09What had that man come to discuss
38:11Tommy
38:12That's Ray Gun's dad
38:18Mel
38:19The importance of slippery when wet signs
38:24Sammy
38:25No he'd come to that council meeting to discuss the delegate situation in the Middle East
38:30Tommy
38:31Tommy
38:31What's he there to discuss
38:32You didn't buzz
38:34I'll move on
38:35I'll have a go
38:37Ronnie
38:37Okay
38:38He was upset about tax
38:41The increase in tax
38:42Take a look
38:42Why did our taxes go up so much?
38:4710 points
38:48When they should get down
38:51I believe we have a video quiz master standing by in Victoria
38:55Hi Ed, hi everyone, it's Baker Erica Brown from Ballarat
38:59After going viral, thousands of people have been queuing to get my what
39:03Ooh, thousands of people have queued to get Erica's what?
39:06Mel
39:06Her time machine?
39:08Where's the fuck?
39:10Well, that's a good hint actually to get Erica's
39:14Ronnie
39:14She made a cake, a biscuit cake
39:17Yeah, go on
39:18It's a big old biscuit cake
39:20A cake made of biscuits and a biscuit made of cakes
39:23Sam
39:24Is it a cookie?
39:28Let's take a look
39:29My award winning Raspberry Goldfields cookie pie
39:3210 points
39:33Sam Pang
39:36Time to chug your protein and pump some reps with
39:40Oh, yes
39:48Sport
39:49Sport
39:49Okay
39:50Now, cyclists
39:52Yes, Lloydy
39:53Where is the bobsleigh woman?
39:56Yeah
40:03Sorry Lloydy, we had to get rid of her
40:04We've given her a fair crack
40:05Okay, so
40:08Questions
40:09Moving on
40:10Cyclists
40:11Hube Arts and Antonio Tiberi encountered what unexpected hazard during La Vuelta's 13th stage?
40:18Lloydy
40:19I was a cafe with no empty seat
40:22No, no, it was a
40:24Yes, I saw this
40:25Yes, it was a dog attached to a chair
40:27Take a look
40:28To bring Tiberi back in
40:29Oh, la, la, la
40:30A dog
40:30A dog is on the chair
40:32Oh, my goodness me
40:3310 points
40:35Sam Payne
40:36To a scene from the US Open that's gone viral
40:43Jeez
40:44What just happened?
40:46Mel?
40:47That CEO steals a hat from a very small child
40:52I mean, he's so small
40:52Look how big the tennis ball looks
40:54It's crazy
40:56Yeah, yeah, yeah
40:58Well, let's take a look
41:00Oh, my God
41:01Yeah, the man snatches the hat from the child
41:06He's been revealed to be a Polish millionaire
41:08Who has since apologised
41:10What's the issue?
41:11What's the issue?
41:13No, because they were trying to give the hat to the child
41:15And the Polish millionaire snatched it away
41:19Oh, Novak Djokovic celebrated his quarterfinal win at the US Open
41:29What's he doing there?
41:30Ron
41:30He's had a weird reaction to his first vaccine
41:39No, definitely not
41:41I'll tell you what he's doing
41:43He's proving once again
41:44That there is no easier crowd to please
41:46Than a tennis player
41:49Jesus, they are unbelievable
41:50Aren't they?
41:51Let me guess
41:52His next trick
41:53He went up and picked up a moth off the court
41:54Yeah, yeah, yeah
41:55That's a classic
41:56The other one is when he gives the ball boy
41:59Or ball girl
42:00The racket to play
42:02The other one is
42:03When a linesman used to make a bad decision
42:05He'd turn the racket around
42:07And then go like that
42:08Pretend it was a cane
42:10Saying that
42:11As a K-pop demon
42:13Hunter fan
42:15He's doing the dance from the Saja boys
42:19It's Soda Pop
42:20That's his famous
42:21That's the dance from that film
42:22It's the K-pop demon hunters
42:24Soda Pop dance
42:25And here with a full rendition
42:26Is Sam Pang
42:27Just a little bit
42:34No
42:35Okay
42:39Surfer Molly Picklem was happy
42:41It's back where it belongs
42:42Baby
42:43Wow
42:45Wow, what's back?
42:47Mel
42:47She just stole that from a small child
42:51Tommy
42:52Nah, she got her luggage
42:53Finally
42:53Yes
42:55Yeah, sort of
42:56Mel
42:57She won a surfing title
42:59She's been doing more surfing
43:00Than Lloyd on his website
43:03I very much doubt it
43:09I'm really hanging some tens
43:13Yeah, Mel
43:14I'll give you that one
43:15We've got to take a break
43:16When we return
43:17Our winner is announced
43:26We're back
43:28Let's close this show out
43:29With a little rapid recall
43:31And tonight's rapid recall
43:32Is proudly brought to you by
43:34Yui
43:34I just can't remember their tagline
43:36You haven't shopped around
43:37Until you've tried Yui
43:38That's right
43:44We can't play that again, can we?
43:46I'd love to
43:46I'd love us to
43:47You haven't shopped around
43:48Until you've tried Yui
43:49Why do you look like a drag queen?
43:53That's a lot of make-up, mate
43:55Start that clock
43:59Meet Chloe Marle
44:00She's just been given
44:01The fashion industry's biggest job
44:03What is it?
44:04She's the Ozempic dealer
44:07No, it's a huge magazine
44:10It's either Vogue or PC World
44:12I'll give it to you
44:13She's the new editor of US Vogue
44:16Replacing Anna Wintour
44:17After 15 years
44:18Instagram has finally created an app for
44:21Who are?
44:22Tommy
44:22Boomers
44:25Close
44:25Mel
44:26Specifically for buying tickets
44:28To the Cheap Seeds Live Show
44:30They are
44:32Are there any tickets left?
44:35All of them
44:35Okay
44:39No, it's an app for the iPads
44:41You got it
44:41iPads
44:42Yeah
44:42Oh, exciting news for Qantas staff
44:44They're getting new what?
44:46The flight attendants are getting new hip replacements
44:48So
44:50Tommy
44:51Judging by the before and after
44:52Some cosmetic surgery
44:55No
44:55How big are her elbows?
45:03Would you have a look at the elbows on her?
45:05Is she on your protein bag?
45:07She is, thank you very much
45:09Perfectly for the elbows
45:09No, they're getting new what?
45:11Lloydy
45:11Uniform
45:12Yeah, you got it
45:13Designed by Rebecca Valance
45:14Ooh, dramatic week for TV chef Gordon Ramsay
45:17He's just had what removed?
45:20Mel
45:20A fucking Muppet from his kitchen
45:26Yes
45:27Another one
45:28Another accent
45:29Can't stop
45:30Good accent
45:31And no
45:33Tommy
45:33It's cancer
45:35Yeah, skin cancer
45:36And the wound is raw
45:41This is legit cool
45:43Call of Duty is the latest video game series to get what?
45:47Mel
45:47This will be a movie or a show or a, I don't know, infomercial
45:52It's a, no, you were right the first time
45:54A movie adaptation
45:55Oh, Sam
45:56They're setting it in an Italian monastery from the 14th century
46:01The movie adaptation being produced by our parent company Paramount
46:04And may I be the first to say another wonderful decision
46:08A tough week for the world's biggest iceberg, A23A
46:12What's happened?
46:13Mel
46:14It was, the ice was broken after someone did like a two truths and a lie
46:23I'll give you the points
46:24It broke up into several large chunks
46:26A recent study found people who use their phone on the toilet
46:29Are 46% more likely to develop what?
46:33Tommy
46:33I think this is hemorrhoids
46:35It is hemorrhoids
46:37Okay
46:38Why are you looking at me?
46:44It's just, it's, my, my anus is as clean as a wish
46:49It's on old Roy Langford on the air
46:55Hey, rapid recall
46:57Italian teenager
46:58Oh, and we're out of time
47:01Let's check that final leaderboard
47:02And our winner is Melanie Braswell
47:09Congratulations to our winner
47:10And thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight
47:13We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention to your surroundings while doing a live cross
47:18Sophie Jacobson joins us live now from the Royal Melbourne Hospital
47:22Hello, hello
47:23Oh, shit
47:25Good night, Australia
47:26I'll see you next week
47:27Thank you
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