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00:09Tonight, join Cillia Pacoola, Pete Hallia, Lizzie Hu, Ed Cavalli and Sam Payne as we
00:17look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, our special guest host, Stephen Curry.
00:28If you're leaving Australia, great to have your company for a look back through the events
00:33of the past seven days.
00:34I'm Stephen Curry, looking after the podium for Tom Gleisner, who's finally taken the hint
00:39and retired.
00:40As always, there's been a lot happening in the world and here are five hand-selected experts,
00:45hopefully to join a few dots.
00:48Currently filming a new TV comedy and here to tell us more about it, it is the stunning
00:52star power, and yes she did make me say that, of Cillia Pacoola.
00:59Literary giant and corporate host extraordinaire, there is literally nothing he won't do for
01:03a dollar.
01:04It's Pete Hallia.
01:07Handing over the hosting button after his triumph last week, although not quite good enough to
01:11give him a second bite of the apple, it's Ed Cavalli.
01:16Gulp enthusiast and greyhound lover, and not necessarily in that order.
01:20It is the sultry voice of Air Asia, it's Lizzie Hu.
01:25And kept at the post last week.
01:28Let's see if he can go one better tonight, although I suspect it's unlikely.
01:31Sam Bang!
01:37Hello Pete.
01:39Hey Steve.
01:39Welcome to the show.
01:40Great to be hanging with you.
01:42As always mate.
01:43Now we saw a pic of you in Perth during the week.
01:46Yes.
01:47You were of course hosting another corporate, the Building Excellence Awards.
01:51Patrick John Barry, Young Builder of the Year.
01:53Are you as surprised as everyone here?
01:56I wasn't surprised, I've been a fan of his work for a long time now.
01:59And it's actually a ventriloquist doll actually, that's my UX.
02:06No, it's the Master Builders Award, I've done it the last couple of years, and it's a long
02:10night because after every second award there's a smoko, so that's why we get through it.
02:16But great to see you Lizzie, great to see you Lizzie Hu!
02:22Now we do feel honoured to have the voice of Air Asia back on the show, although I'm more
02:27of a Jetstar man, but what kind of jobs are you doing for them?
02:32Oh, I'm doing everything.
02:33I'll do everything they tell me.
02:34I'm doing ads, I'm doing travel, eating, even, I've even danced with them.
02:40Oh, I think we've got a clip of you and the Vibe team here, don't we?
02:45All right.
02:46All right.
02:47All right.
02:52As Dennis Denuto said, it is all about the Vibe.
02:55All right.
02:56It is the Vibe.
02:56I'd love to see you Celia.
02:59Amazing news announced during the week.
03:02You'll be starring in a new series called Dog Park.
03:05That's correct.
03:05Sounds like a bit of fun.
03:06That's correct.
03:06It's like Jurassic Park, but cheaper.
03:09There it is.
03:10That's me, I'm in the purple, that's me.
03:14That's my old friend, Leon Ford.
03:15That's right, Leon Ford.
03:16Oh, okay.
03:17Well, let's take a look.
03:18Let me tell you what it's about.
03:19I play Susan Dogg, he's Jonathan Park, and we are cybercrime detectives.
03:23That's not it at all.
03:25Oh, no, it's not.
03:26It's about Dog Park.
03:27About a dog park.
03:29Susan, that was a joke that I made, that it's Dog Park and it's about Susan Dogg
03:32and Jonathan Park, but I'm getting so many messages for people obsessed for me to actually
03:35write that one, so that's going to be the next one.
03:37You know, like, I'm this close to taking away your badge, dog.
03:40Yeah, yeah.
03:41But no, this show is, it's real dogs in a real dog park.
03:44I'm having such a great time.
03:46It's a...
03:46Okay.
03:47That dog looked like it wanted to put itself down.
03:51And now you and I have just appeared in a show together, Edge?
03:55Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Oh, let me guess.
03:58Cat Park.
03:58No, no, no.
04:00No, it's called The Amazing Race, although not quite an amazing race for you though, was
04:03it?
04:03Okay.
04:04Yeah.
04:05My wife, Tiffany Hall, and I were eliminated on the first episode.
04:11How long were you there for?
04:11About a day.
04:12I was there for...
04:13It took 38 hours to get to Nepal and we raced for three hours and we went home.
04:18Okay.
04:19We should get on with the show.
04:21Hands on buzzers.
04:22How am I going so far?
04:24Amazing.
04:25Not well.
04:26Okay, great.
04:27No points for you.
04:28All right.
04:29This made national headlines.
04:32Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has suffered a bit of an awkward wardrobe malfunction in
04:36the Solomon Islands.
04:37Their words you never want to hear again.
04:39What was Albo's wardrobe malfunction?
04:43Yes, Celia.
04:45Nip slip.
04:45No.
04:46No, not a nip slip, Sam.
04:48Running shorts, left nut.
04:53No, nothing slipped.
04:54Nothing slipped.
04:55No part of him slipped, Pete.
04:57He wore the wrong shirt.
04:59Here we go.
04:59All the other leaders wore blue shirts and he wore ten reasons why beer is better than
05:04women's shirt.
05:05That's unbelievable.
05:07I don't agree with it.
05:09Only eight of the reasons stack up, to be honest.
05:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:12You sounded pretty convincing when you were saying it though.
05:14All right, let's take a look.
05:15PM, sitting with leaders at the signing of the climate treaty, looking like the-
05:20Oh my God.
05:21Oh my God.
05:23Oh my God.
05:24And Celia, thank you for coming dressed as Albo tonight.
05:29Now, it has been a busy week for the Prime Minister.
05:33Anthony Albanese was taken to the Pacific Islands Forum in a controversial car.
05:37Mmm, what was the car?
05:39What was the car, Lizzie?
05:40Shaggin' Wagon.
05:41Oh.
05:41No.
05:42That's what he called it.
05:43We're looking for the make and model.
05:45Yes, Celia.
05:46Dodge'em.
05:46No.
05:47No.
05:48No, Sam.
05:49Was it a go-go-mobile and would you like me to spell it?
05:52Wow.
05:54I was thinking you're going to anyway, so.
05:56You've got to do the accent.
05:57G-O.
05:59G-G-O.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Very good.
06:02Very good.
06:05I just don't think we encouraged that at this point of the show.
06:08It's a very bad precedent.
06:10Ed?
06:10Mate, it was a BYD, my friend.
06:12Build your dreams.
06:13Chinese built BYD, my friend.
06:14Hell are you talking about?
06:15BYD?
06:15No.
06:16Oh.
06:17It's the other one.
06:18Which one?
06:18The other one.
06:19Great Wall.
06:20All right.
06:22Okay.
06:22All the Chinese cars look the same.
06:24Oh, Lizzie.
06:25Classic.
06:25You're right.
06:26Great Wall.
06:27Tank.
06:28Hybrid from China.
06:29You got it.
06:30Runs on LPG and MSG.
06:31There.
06:32All right.
06:33Now.
06:33It's a classic.
06:35Is that racist, Seth?
06:35I'll tell you what.
06:36Between me and Lizzie, you've got some covered tonight.
06:38Oh, no.
06:39Okay.
06:40Here is a new term we learnt.
06:44Ghost sharks.
06:44Ghost shark.
06:45Ghost sharks.
06:46Ghost sharks.
06:47Ghost sharks.
06:47What are ghost sharks?
06:49Lizzie.
06:50It's Greg Norman's ancestors.
06:54That's a lot of fun, Steve.
06:55No.
06:55No, no.
06:56I love the answer, but it's not right.
06:57Is it sharks that go on a couple of dates and then just stop contacts?
07:00Yeah.
07:01Yes.
07:02Sounds like it should be.
07:03Anyone else?
07:04Yes, Ed.
07:05Brand new submarines for the Australian Navy.
07:07Yeah, what's special about them, though?
07:08Built by Great Wall?
07:09No.
07:11Yes, Sam.
07:12They are autonomous.
07:14They are.
07:14Yeah, baby.
07:15Autonomous.
07:16Well done, Sam.
07:16Ten points.
07:17Thank you, Stephen.
07:17To some exciting news from NASA.
07:20This very well could be the clearest sign of life that we have ever found on
07:25Mars.
07:25What have they found on Mars?
07:27Yes, Lizzie.
07:29Was it Amelia Earhart?
07:31No.
07:33Pete.
07:34In all seriousness, those lime scooters are everywhere.
07:42They are, but that's not the answer.
07:44It's always, it's always.
07:45Celia.
07:45I tell you, the amazing race destinations are getting very impressive.
07:49Yeah.
07:49And by the way, I am in a bit of a hurry here, guys.
07:51I'm sorry.
07:52I've got to be back in Uzbekistan in 22 hours.
07:55They don't know I'm gone.
07:56Ed, you can stick around.
07:57You won't be required.
07:58But, um...
08:00I'll get you out of this.
08:01It's always rocks or there used to be water there under some rocks.
08:04Ah, yeah.
08:05Well, our rock marking is believed to be evidence of ancient microbial life.
08:08And speaking of ancient microbial life, big shout out to Tommy Gleisner.
08:12To, in whatever nursing home they've locked you up in.
08:16Okay.
08:16Sweden's new health minister, Elizabeth Land, had a tough first day on the job.
08:21What happened?
08:22Yes, Pete?
08:23Did she forget her Alan Key?
08:26Er...
08:31Er...
08:31No, no, she didn't.
08:32Believe it or not, she didn't.
08:34No.
08:34Wow.
08:34That's weird.
08:35Anyone?
08:35This is good, this is fine.
08:36Ah, yes, Celia Pakuala.
08:37She fainted.
08:38Yeah.
08:38She did faint.
08:39Let's take a look.
08:39Um, has a quick quarter.
08:41There you go.
08:44There you go.
08:44See, if you had her Alan Key, that wouldn't have fallen.
08:47That would have been set.
08:48It would have been set.
08:50Dramatic statement from NATO's Secretary-General Mark Ruter.
08:53Whether it was intentionally or not, it is absolutely reckless.
08:58Mmm, what was reckless?
09:00Yes, Celia?
09:01His parents giving him the name Ruter.
09:04Mmm.
09:08I believe they gave him the name Mark, but, um...
09:13Sam?
09:13Russia flying drones over Poland.
09:16Mmm.
09:16And I think I speak for everyone in saying, a little bit of horseplay.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Yeah.
09:21Yeah.
09:22If there's one guy who likes a bit of horseplay, it's Ruter.
09:25You know what I'm saying?
09:26Or...
09:27It's official.
09:28Pope Leo XIV has canonised the world's first...
09:33Yes, Celia?
09:34Canon printer.
09:36It is the patron saint of everlasting toner, Stephen.
09:40Check the card.
09:41Check the card.
09:41Check the card.
09:42It is 100% not there.
09:43Not even upside down.
09:45No, that is not the answer.
09:46Bit of fun, though.
09:47Bit of fun.
09:47Bit of fun.
09:47Bit of horseplay.
09:48No, Pete.
09:48I, uh...
09:50He canonised the first millennial who, uh, they turned water into oat milk.
09:55Wow.
09:57Which is a miracle.
09:59A miracle.
09:59I like that.
10:00Alright, we've got to take a break.
10:01Back with more, have you been paying attention right after this?
10:16It seems everyone is talking about...
10:19Ghost sharks.
10:19Ghost sharks.
10:20We're a nation good by ghost sharks.
10:22Which means that...
10:23It's time to go fishing.
10:24That sounds delicious.
10:25In other news, there is a huge problem with the latest...
10:28Luxury SUV gifted by China.
10:30It's a car.
10:31Tutu.
10:32I want one.
10:38We're back.
10:39I'm Stephen Curry and you're watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
10:42Alright, hands on buzzers.
10:43We're not mucking around here.
10:44Let's go.
10:45Okay.
10:45Women, beware.
10:47Weight loss wonder drugs are being linked to a rise in...
10:51A rise in...
10:52Yes, Celia.
10:54Erections.
10:59Very good answer, but no, no.
11:01You better give her half a point, Stephen.
11:03I'll give her half a point.
11:06I'll give her half a point.
11:06Sam.
11:07Well, it's a bit dramatic.
11:08A rise in sea levels.
11:10What?
11:11How's that?
11:12Not that bad.
11:12Not so much.
11:13No, Ed.
11:15A phrase you've heard many times.
11:16Unplanned pregnancies.
11:17Yes, indeed.
11:18That is actually the correct answer.
11:20Okay.
11:21To some wild animal news.
11:23A lizard has shocked keepers at a UK zoo by giving birth without...
11:28Giving birth without what?
11:30Yes, Celia.
11:31An epidural.
11:32No.
11:32A lizard.
11:35A gender reveal party.
11:38That would never happen.
11:39Sam.
11:40No.
11:40A gay birth without going on about how hard it is.
11:42Am I right?
11:43No.
11:47Thank you, Sam.
11:49No.
11:49No.
11:50Moving on.
11:52Without Lizzie.
11:53He didn't mate.
11:54Yes, that's right.
11:55No mating.
11:56Well, no baiting or mating.
11:57It was a virgin birth.
11:59What?
11:59No.
12:00I was raised a Catholic.
12:01That's no news to me.
12:02There's no way.
12:03There is no way.
12:05Absolutely not.
12:05No.
12:06It's absolutely true.
12:07Someone fucked that lizard.
12:10Who was it?
12:11Who was it?
12:12Okay.
12:16Okay.
12:17I believe we have a special video quiz master standing by.
12:22Hi, everyone.
12:22Andy Lee here.
12:23You're looking good, Steve.
12:24Thank you, Andy.
12:25Wish I could say the same for you, Sam.
12:27Here's the question.
12:29This week, Hamish and I broke what world record?
12:33What world record did Hamish and Andy break?
12:37You said, I believe they had sex with the most lizards.
12:41Absolutely not.
12:42Julia.
12:43I know this.
12:44They've made, I don't know what, the tallest hat.
12:46Well, let's see if you're right.
12:47The record for the world's tallest hat.
12:50Take a look.
12:57It's inspiring.
12:58Is there an argument for too much time on your head?
13:00Yeah.
13:02Or proof that they've finally run out of ideas.
13:04Either way, this dash cam footage out of New York has gone viral.
13:12Pretty exciting so far.
13:14What happens next?
13:16Yes, Pete?
13:17It sounds like there's gold FM playing on that stereo.
13:20Is Tom live streaming his holiday?
13:21Yeah.
13:24He's not.
13:24He is, but no.
13:25Lizzie?
13:26I think what happens is the chorus comes in.
13:29Oh, that's good.
13:29Yeah.
13:31Sam?
13:32A car.
13:33Yep.
13:34Kind of goes across lanes.
13:36All right.
13:36Let's take a look.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:40Mate, Hamish and Andy will do anything.
13:45All right.
13:46Time to get a little glamorous.
13:56And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
14:00It's a bit rock and roll.
14:01Oh.
14:02No.
14:03That's not.
14:04Yeah.
14:05All right.
14:06This is nice.
14:07Youngest Hemsworth brother, Liam, made what big announcement?
14:11Yes.
14:12He's going to his room.
14:13He is going to his room.
14:16Not the answer, Sam.
14:18Oh, this is wonderful news for Liam.
14:19He's getting engaged.
14:20Yep.
14:21Yep.
14:21Sorry, he got engaged.
14:22To that woman.
14:23To Gabriella Brooks.
14:25Oh, that's nice.
14:25Seventh times a chance.
14:26Hey.
14:26All right.
14:27You ever worked with him, Kaz?
14:29Who?
14:29Liam Hemsworth?
14:30Yeah.
14:31I haven't worked with him, but all the Hemsworth brothers have been on Neighbours and me and
14:35my two brothers have been on Neighbours, so the answer is no.
14:37All right.
14:40Okay.
14:42Legendary actor Sir Michael Caine surprised fans by revealing he's now doing what?
14:49Yes, Lizzie.
14:50I think he's doing his own stunts now.
14:53No, he's not.
14:54No, no.
14:55It would be dangerous.
14:56What's happening with Caine?
14:57Yes, Pete?
14:58Is he attempting an accent that isn't Michael Caine?
15:01No, he's not.
15:02All right, Ed.
15:03He's either retiring or un-retiring.
15:06I'll accept that he's coming out of retirement to star, of course, with Vin Diesel.
15:10Of course.
15:11Of course.
15:13She'll be back in retirement in no time.
15:15All right.
15:16Have you ever worked with Vin Diesel?
15:18Believe it or not, no, I haven't.
15:19But he and his two brothers have both been on Neighbours as well.
15:23Okay, Cillian Murphy appeared on Stephen Colbert's Late Show.
15:27You said the feeling you have is Romo.
15:30Yeah, I guess it's the opposite of FOMO.
15:33Yes.
15:34So instead of fear of missing out, you have...
15:37Romo, the opposite of FOMO.
15:39What is it?
15:39Yes, Pete?
15:41Well, Romo is my favourite Italian laundry detergent.
15:44Um...
15:45So I'm a bit...
15:46Is that right?
15:47I'm a bit confused.
15:49This is interesting.
15:50This is fascinating.
15:52Go on, then.
15:52But I assume if it's the opposite, is it relief?
15:56Relief of missing out?
15:57Let's take a look.
15:58Relief of missing out.
15:59That's Romo.
16:01Yeah.
16:03I have Kokomo.
16:05It's a fear of the Beach Boys.
16:10Robert Irwin was unfeasibly pumped.
16:13It's terrifying.
16:14It's exciting.
16:15It's an adrenaline rush.
16:17It's...
16:18It's the greatest thing ever.
16:20What is he talking about, Pete?
16:22Pete?
16:23You never forget the thrill of killing your first panda.
16:28And...
16:29It's the best, isn't it?
16:31Just to see the light go out of its eyes.
16:34No.
16:35Not the...
16:36Not the answer, no.
16:37Anyone?
16:38Hang on.
16:38Hang on.
16:38We know.
16:39We know.
16:40Well, Seals and I both have this experience.
16:43Yep.
16:44An unplanned pregnancy.
16:45No.
16:47He's doing Dancing with the Stars.
16:48USA, mate.
16:49He is competing on Dancing with the Stars.
16:51Did you last more than one episode in that one?
16:53Shut up.
16:55OK.
16:56Uh...
16:57I believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by.
17:02Hi, Stephen.
17:02Hi, everyone.
17:03I'm Gwilym Lee.
17:04And I'm Miranda Tapsall.
17:06We're starring in the TV series sequel to Top End Wedding.
17:10What's it called?
17:11Uh...
17:11What's the sequel to Top End Wedding called?
17:14Yes, Lizzie?
17:15I think it's called Rear End Exploring.
17:17LAUGHTER
17:22No.
17:23That is excellent.
17:25That is...
17:26You and your three brothers in that one, were you?
17:28No.
17:32It is, however, my favourite album by Jet.
17:35Um...
17:36OK.
17:37What is the sequel called?
17:39There's no big deal.
17:40It's Top End Bub.
17:41It is Top End Bub.
17:43Uh...
17:44Goggleboxes.
17:44We're back on the couch.
17:46Backflip.
17:47Frontflip.
17:47What is going on, Steve?
17:48Get out of here.
17:49Oh, stop showing off.
17:51What were they watching?
17:53Yes, Pete?
17:53I see your sex age finally got some traction.
17:56Finally got some traction, Steve.
17:58You sent it in, did you?
17:59Took a little bit of time.
18:01They're watching you, aren't they?
18:02The Race.
18:03The Amazing Race.
18:03They're not watching you.
18:04The Amazing Race.
18:06LAUGHTER
18:08The, uh, the Goggleboxes are loving the show.
18:10And Ed, all jokes aside, you did make a real impact.
18:13Ed and Tiff.
18:14Oh!
18:15Who are they?
18:21No way!
18:23That's fantastic.
18:25That's fantastic.
18:26That's fantastic.
18:26Oh!
18:27OK.
18:27As a semi-professional host, I shouldn't enjoy that so much.
18:30We've got to take a break.
18:32Back with our special guest with Martha.
18:34Right after this.
18:38APPLAUSE
18:47We're back.
18:48You're watching Have You Been Paying Attention
18:49and it's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
18:53She is part of a global juggernaut
18:55that's been solving crimes for over 20 years.
18:57And when the Aussie spin-off landed in the US,
19:00almost 10 million viewers turned in
19:02to see her do stuff like this.
19:06So...
19:06What now?
19:12Mmm.
19:13Vaguely unnecessary.
19:14Please welcome the star of NCIS Sydney,
19:17Olivia Swann!
19:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:22How are you going?
19:23Good, how are you?
19:24Good, thanks.
19:24Come on in.
19:25Hi.
19:26Hi.
19:28Should have worn my high heels.
19:29OK, so first things first, welcome to the show.
19:33Thank you for having me.
19:34And what does NCIS stand for?
19:36It stands for Naval Criminal Investigative Service.
19:40That's what I was going to say.
19:41LAUGHTER
19:42Yes, now we have just seen you in some pretty full-on action.
19:46Do you get to do much of your own stunt work?
19:48I do.
19:49I get to work with our incredible stunts team.
19:51They teach me all of the stuff.
19:53I do as much as I can.
19:55And all the dangerous stuff, they're like, no.
19:58They do it themselves.
19:59They step in.
20:00Olivia, are there many dogs in your show?
20:02Oh!
20:04No, but I'd love one.
20:06Wow!
20:07Pitch.
20:07Crossover episode?
20:09I'll work on that.
20:10I'd like to point out that Celia put her hand up,
20:13like it's your chance.
20:14That's great.
20:15I was raised...
20:16Oh, Sam's got his hand up.
20:17It's cute, it's cute.
20:17This young man's got his hand up.
20:19Olivia, welcome.
20:20I don't know if you know this, but yeah, Steven is one of this country's most accomplished
20:23actors.
20:23I just wonder if you've seen him in anything ever.
20:27The castle?
20:28Oh!
20:35Well, you handled that well, didn't you, Steve?
20:38Yeah.
20:39Yes, I told Olivia that before the show.
20:41Anyway.
20:42Olivia, one of Steve's favourite, most memorable lines in the castle is, I dug a hole.
20:48Can you give us a reading of that line?
20:51How would you have delivered that?
20:52I dug a hole.
20:54I dug a hole.
20:56I prefer it.
20:57I prefer it.
20:58I prefer it.
20:59Uh, bucket list.
21:00Tick.
21:01LAUGHTER
21:02So, do you all think of the NCIS family?
21:04That must have been a game changer.
21:05Oh, it was.
21:06It was so, so much fun.
21:08Yeah, look, there's the team.
21:09Of course.
21:09Right in front of the Harbour Bridge.
21:10Now, Olivia, we were in the green room just chatting before the show.
21:13Yes.
21:13Yes.
21:13And Sam, you know, really knows your work very well.
21:18Um...
21:18Don't.
21:19What did you ask Olivia from NCIS Sydney, Sam, and be honest?
21:24I asked Olivia if the show was shot in Sydney.
21:28What?
21:29Yeah.
21:30What is happening?
21:31I'd say it's a valid question, but I'd be lying.
21:33Yeah!
21:35It may be time to move on in case you've got another question to ask there, Sam.
21:38Alright, I've noticed...
21:39Here we go.
21:40..that this accent that you have now is not the one you use in the show.
21:44Good.
21:44Correct.
21:44Very good.
21:45Really good, yes.
21:46So, you're an English person playing an American in a show set in Australia.
21:50Yes.
21:51Are you as confused as we are?
21:52Uh, perhaps more so.
21:54Yeah.
21:54Um, I think I spend more time in Australia as an American than a Brit.
21:59So, this is refreshing for me, actually.
22:00You know what?
22:01It's funny you say that because Pete's amazing at accents.
22:04Give him any country in the world and you'll be shocked at how accurate it is.
22:08Okay.
22:09Um, can you do Irish?
22:10I'll stop you in China, but, um...
22:14I mean, Jamaica was my first thought, but, um...
22:17Well, maybe not.
22:21To be sure, to be sure.
22:27As someone who has the father of your child is Irish, how would that be received?
22:31That's deeply offensive.
22:34Canceled.
22:35Okay.
22:35I think we're going to get this show back on the road.
22:38Olivia has very, very kindly offered to ask you lot some questions.
22:43Are you ready, Olivia?
22:44I'm so ready.
22:45Here we go.
22:46Okay.
22:46This is exciting.
22:47There's a new addition to the NCIS universe.
22:50The show is called NCIS What?
22:54Yes, Pete.
22:55NCIS NDIS.
23:01No.
23:02He knows that's not the answer.
23:03He knows that's not the answer.
23:04He knows that's not the answer.
23:04I think maybe he does know.
23:05Yes, sir.
23:06Now, it's named after the two lead characters, Tony and Zika.
23:12Oh!
23:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:13Oh!
23:15Lizzie?
23:16No, it's Tony and Ziva.
23:18Ah!
23:19That is correct.
23:20Next.
23:21Yes.
23:22Okay.
23:23The trailer for Hugh Jackman's latest film is out.
23:26I'm not a sex symbol.
23:27I just want to entertain people.
23:33Who is he playing?
23:35Yes, Pete.
23:36Finally, a Daryl Summers biopic.
23:40That reference will mean nothing to you.
23:42I just smile and hope for the best.
23:45That's all right.
23:46Yes, sir.
23:47He's playing a Neil Diamond impersonator.
23:50He is.
23:50Yes.
23:51Come on, Sam.
23:52That's great.
23:53That's great.
23:53Well done.
23:54It's just the right answer.
23:57Very impressed.
23:57Olivia, who's some of the, you know, bigger name actors that you've worked with?
24:01Here we go.
24:01Oh, well, actually, this season, season three, we have one and only Stephen Peacock is joining
24:06us on the show.
24:07Oh, a brilliant Stephen Peacock from your Home and Away and your other things.
24:11Yeah, yes, sir.
24:12Did you hear my question?
24:13No.
24:15No.
24:17No.
24:18No.
24:18Just understand.
24:20Olivia, I did what I could for you, but he was always going to do that.
24:23I know.
24:24John, I hope you weren't hoping for manners or politeness.
24:27What?
24:27Oh, this is actually, is this not Australian manners?
24:31Oh, no.
24:32Oh, dear.
24:35All right, there we go.
24:35It's all right.
24:36Tom would never do that.
24:37Don't cut into that clip.
24:38Okay.
24:39Tom wouldn't do that.
24:46You dropped the cards and then made Olivia pick them up.
24:50Who is there?
24:51Very creepy behaviour, mate.
24:53Very creepy.
24:54Chivalry is not dead.
24:56It's just busy.
24:58All right.
24:58Okay.
25:00This moment from the VMA's red carpet has caused a stir.
25:03Dojo, all the way to the right.
25:05Dojo, look here for me.
25:08What was Doja Cat revealed to be eating?
25:12Yes, Pat?
25:13It was lipstick and there were a lot of nervous or excited dogs in the area.
25:23No, before you tell him if he's right or not, Seals, is that an episode of the dog park?
25:30It's a lot of fun.
25:31It's supposed to be under wraps.
25:32No, what this actually is, it's ham.
25:35All lipstick is ham.
25:36Oh.
25:36Is it?
25:39Not what I got here and the other flat, yeah?
25:42All right, Lizzie.
25:44It's cake, I think, and it's made by that Dessert Masters judge.
25:48Oh, chocolate.
25:49No.
25:50Oh, God, sorry.
25:50No?
25:51Is it good enough?
25:53Sam says no.
25:54It's chocolate.
25:55Yes.
25:55But my favourite part of that question was Olivia's reaction to Pete where she looked broken.
26:05Is that not everyone's reaction to Pete?
26:06Yeah.
26:09Um, yes, it is chocolate in the shape of a lipstick.
26:12Mm-hmm.
26:13Made by dessert chef Omari Gushon.
26:15Okay, next question.
26:16Amanda Seyfried teased fans with this news.
26:19Is that happening?
26:20Did I read that right?
26:21I've...
26:23Yeah, it is.
26:24It is.
26:25It is.
26:26Yes.
26:27What's happening?
26:28Yes, Lizzie.
26:29I think a stroke.
26:32I think you might be right.
26:34Uh, what else is happening?
26:35Sam?
26:36It's the apocalypse and you've been warned.
26:39Mm-hmm.
26:40Celia?
26:41I know.
26:41It's a Mamma Mia 3.
26:43Yes.
26:43Correct.
26:44Yes.
26:44So I was right.
26:47We've got to take a break.
26:49NCIS Sydney premieres 14th October on Paramount+.
26:52Would you please thank Olivia Swann!
27:08We're back and it's time for our one-on-one challenge where we put each of our contestants individually to
27:14the test.
27:15This week saw the launch of the latest Apple gadgets.
27:18So naturally, well, it felt like the perfect opportunity for a new segment.
27:22We're calling...
27:26Like this.
27:30The rules are simple.
27:32We will show you each an iconic moment from a tech launch.
27:36All you have to do is answer a question about it.
27:39Now, Celia.
27:40Yes.
27:41Let's start with you.
27:45Every time.
27:46Let's shuffle back to 2005, 2005 for the rest of you.
27:51And the Apple faithful have gathered in San Francisco for the latest product reveal from the turtleneck tech guru, Steve
27:59Jobs.
28:00I've got a pocket.
28:02Right here.
28:03Now, this pocket's been the one that your iPod's gone in, traditionally.
28:08The iPod and the iPod Mini fit great in there.
28:11Ever wonder what this pocket's for?
28:13Can't believe I'm asking you this.
28:14What goes in the little pants pocket?
28:16I don't know.
28:17I'm a woman.
28:17I've never been overwhelmed with pockets.
28:21I've never gone, I have too many pockets.
28:22What goes in them?
28:23Yes.
28:24I'm assuming it's a smaller version.
28:26That was the iPod.
28:27Oh.
28:27So there's the iPod Shuffle, which is tiny, but there's also...
28:31Shuffle.
28:31I know.
28:32This is my era.
28:33I had to listen to Mumbo No. 5 on something, Ed.
28:35Yeah, I know.
28:36You have to get it.
28:36No, no.
28:38Don't you worry.
28:39It's a little bit of Monica.
28:40Anyway, I'm going to say the iPod Nano.
28:44Oh, let's take a look.
28:46This is the new iPod Nano.
28:52I'm 42, everyone.
28:54I'm 42.
28:55Celia, you get the points.
28:57Well done.
28:59Alright, Pete.
29:00Are you ready?
29:00Billionaire Elon Musk's company SpaceX lit up the skies in 2018 with the first flight
29:07of their American-made rocket, the Falcon Heavy.
29:10Millions were watching today his $90 million gamble launching his own rocket.
29:15The SpaceX Falcon Heavy lifting off into a clear sky some very unusual cargo inside.
29:21What unusual cargo was on board Elon Musk's rocket?
29:25It's a good question, isn't it?
29:26It is a good question.
29:27Do you have a good answer?
29:29Oh, that's the question, isn't it?
29:31Yeah.
29:33Um, a Katy Perry impersonator.
29:36Oh.
29:37No, it was a, um, I'm gonna say, I'm not sure if it was this one, but I know spiders
29:41were sent to space at some point.
29:44Here we go.
29:45Okay.
29:45Is that your answer?
29:47Yes!
29:48Let's have a look.
29:49Elon Musk's own Tesla sports car carried into space with a dummy there in the driver's
29:54seat.
29:54But you know how the kids call cars spiders these days?
29:57Yeah.
29:58Cool spiders, man!
29:59Absolutely wrong.
30:00No phones for you.
30:01Alright.
30:02Uh, Lizzie.
30:03Are you ready?
30:04Yes.
30:05Let's set our sights on 2024, shall we?
30:08When social media mobile Mark Zuckerberg unveiled Meta's latest creation.
30:13A multi-billion dollar project a decade in the making.
30:17I have something that I want to show you today.
30:22Yeah, thanks for keeping them secure.
30:25Okay.
30:30Okay, what was in the briefcase?
30:33I, maybe all our passwords?
30:38I feel like he's already got those.
30:41What was in the briefcase?
30:42Oh, I don't know.
30:43Fishing lures.
30:45Okay.
30:46Fishing lures.
30:47Are we going with fishing lures?
30:50Spiders!
30:51Spiders!
30:52Spiders!
30:52Maybe some equipment.
30:54Earphones.
30:55Okay.
30:56The answer is equipment.
30:58Earphones.
30:59He's the wrong guy.
31:00AirPods.
31:01Headphones.
31:02Headphones.
31:02Okay, let's see if you're right.
31:04This is Orion.
31:05The most advanced glasses the world has ever seen.
31:08Yeah, so no points for you because it was Meta's first pair of augmented reality glasses.
31:13Creeps around the world unite.
31:15Okay.
31:16We did.
31:17Okay.
31:19Alright.
31:20Sam, say hello to 2014 when Irish rockers U2 and Apple CEO Tim Cook took centre stage
31:30to deliver a surprise to half a billion iTunes users.
31:35Five, four, three, two, one.
31:41Wow, that's instant gratification.
31:45Did that really happen?
31:47Did that really happen?
31:49Did that really happen?
31:49We're not kidding.
31:50That just happened.
31:52Pangy, what just happened?
31:54Did they become blood brothers?
31:58Not so much.
31:59Um, 2014.
32:01What were you doing in 2014, Sam?
32:04I was living in a car.
32:07Uh, any hints?
32:09Yeah, what song came on every time you turned that car on?
32:12Oh, that's a good hint.
32:13That's a good, strong hint.
32:14Hmm.
32:15Oh, well I'm glad everyone else is happy with that hint.
32:17Yeah.
32:18What month did it happen in?
32:19Uh, good thanks.
32:20How are you?
32:23I think it's the time that Apple automatically downloaded that album of theirs, uh, which was
32:31called Songs of Innocence.
32:33Here we go.
32:33Automatically downloaded it to everyone's account.
32:36Whoa.
32:36And, uh, people weren't that happy.
32:37No, it received widespread backlash, but you get the point.
32:41Yeah!
32:41Well done, soundtrack.
32:44Alright.
32:46Ed.
32:46Hello.
32:47After tackling space, Elon Musk shifted gears with the unveiling of Tesla's Cybertruck in 2019.
32:57We were able to make the skin out of ultra-hard stainless steel.
33:02Really hard.
33:02I'm gonna show you just how hard.
33:04Franz has a sledgehammer.
33:06Yeah.
33:07Don't hold back.
33:08Really wind up.
33:09Nail it.
33:11Mmm.
33:13What else can we do with this truck?
33:15What other test was conducted on the Cybertruck?
33:19Well, as a good company man, I believe it was then frightened by a Triton.
33:28I'm gonna say bye.
33:31Jeez, Kaz, I wish there was a company that could help you insure that car.
33:34Oh.
33:35Very hard.
33:37Oh, you smash.
33:38He goes, he tries to smash the window.
33:40It doesn't smash.
33:40My truck's great.
33:42Even though it looks like a hand dryer.
33:43If you swap that around, I'll tell you what, I might be able to give you a point.
33:45Are you selling fruit right now?
33:46Yeah.
33:48Is this an auction?
33:49Is this an auction?
33:50Is this an auction?
33:52Okay.
33:53What about...
33:53You know what, I'm gonna give it to you.
33:54They test out the windows.
33:56They try and smash the windows.
33:57Which went something like this.
34:00Oh my goodness.
34:01Yes.
34:02Maybe that was a little too hard.
34:04Maybe.
34:04Oh my god.
34:06Maybe.
34:06You might be right.
34:07You get the points, by the way.
34:08Well done.
34:09Ed Catterley.
34:10Thank you all very much.
34:11Thank you all very much.
34:11Thank you all very much.
34:12Thank you all very much.
34:13Thank you all very much.
34:13Thank you all very much.
34:13Thank you all very much.
34:14Thank you all very much.
34:14Thank you all very much.
34:15Thank you all very much.
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34:40Hands on buzzers to London.
34:43And what were the security guards concealing?
34:47Yes, Lizzie?
34:48I've done this before.
34:49Classic move.
34:50Hard nipples.
34:53It was a Banksy that they scrubbed off.
34:56Indeed.
34:57Street artist Banksy's latest mural.
34:59It has since been scrubbed.
35:01This popped up on the Australian Firefighters' Instagram
35:05during the week.
35:13What are they announcing?
35:14Yes, Celia?
35:15Unplanned pregnancies.
35:19Yes, you did.
35:21I believe that's Celia's rider on Dog Park.
35:23I don't know how you got the footage.
35:25I really don't.
35:26No, no, Pete.
35:28They're actually rescue puppies
35:30and they specialise in rescuing strippers.
35:34It's like it might be, not the answer, Celia.
35:35No, it's got to be a calendar.
35:36It is indeed.
35:37Their 2026 calendar is now out
35:39and I believe it's called Hoses Out.
35:41All right.
35:43I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
35:47Hi, Stephen.
35:48Hi, everyone.
35:49My name's Lee
35:49and I'm from the Bluebell Inn in Arkendale.
35:54This week, our pub went viral
35:56just before our dinner service
35:58because of what?
35:59Mmm, what interrupted Lee
36:01and the Bluebell Inn's...
36:09That's a different restaurant.
36:13The Bluebell Inn's dinner.
36:16Yes, Celia?
36:16Well, he was incredibly sexually frustrated, Stephen.
36:20I do know.
36:21A bunch of sheep were loose in there.
36:23Let's see if you're right.
36:23And the answer is because of sheep.
36:25Oh, my God, they're sheep.
36:28I mean, I've heard about farm to table,
36:30but this is ridiculous.
36:32Japanese YouTube sensation
36:34and the internet's favourite cat, Maru,
36:38is back in the news.
36:40Maru, look at that.
36:41Get in that bowl.
36:41Get in there.
36:42Mmm.
36:43No.
36:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:45This is true this week.
36:46Go, Pete.
36:47It's a clever ploy,
36:48but I reckon a goldfish are going to spot her.
36:51I think you might be wrong.
36:52I think you're absolutely wrong.
36:54No points yet.
36:55Anybody?
36:55Here we go, Lizzie.
36:56I think this is the start of the pickling process.
37:01Good well, mate.
37:03Good well.
37:03No.
37:04Ed.
37:04Yeah.
37:05I don't want to be the one to say this,
37:06but Maru has passed away at the age of 18.
37:09Oh.
37:10Yes.
37:11This is not how I wanted to find out.
37:12Yeah.
37:13Yeah, but I mean, look, you know,
37:15in their defence, he did get a dignified stand-off.
37:18Did he?
37:18Yeah.
37:19Yeah.
37:22Classic.
37:23Classic material.
37:24Classic Maru.
37:25It is time to get a little athletic.
37:33It is time to get a little athletic.
37:34Yeah.
37:38And tonight's sports segment is brought to you by Disney+.
37:41Stream out of its world entertainment on Disney+.
37:44And they didn't make me say that.
37:45That's just how I feel.
37:46Veteran golfer John Daly broke a PGA Tour champions record on Friday when he did what?
37:54Yes, Sam.
37:55He broke the record for the most shots on a hole, 19.
37:58And I would like to see them all, please.
38:03That is absolutely right.
38:0519 shots on a single hole at a par five hole at the Sanford International.
38:09Yes.
38:09That's bad, is it?
38:10It's bad.
38:12Spain's La Vuelta time trials are being shortened.
38:16What is the reason?
38:17Yeah, Celia.
38:18Well, they're not taking as long.
38:22Well, it's right.
38:23It's right.
38:24But there's no points to that one.
38:25That's a really good point you made.
38:27Hey, yes, Sam.
38:28Protesters are attacking the riders, so they've shortened the stakes.
38:32That's right.
38:32We protect cyclists from protesters who've been disrupting the race.
38:36All right.
38:36Women's Rugby World Cup players are trialling flashing mouthguards.
38:42What do they detect?
38:44Yes, Pete?
38:45Gun disease.
38:45No, that's the helmets.
38:49Yes, anybody else?
38:50The answer, yes, Celia.
38:51Speed cameras.
38:55Very good answer.
38:56Not correct.
38:57Your face.
38:58You're humouring me face.
39:00You've had to do it so many times.
39:01That is not a humouring you face.
39:01I find you funny.
39:03So sue me.
39:05You're very, very kind.
39:07Sorry.
39:07Don't make me make you pick up these cards, OK?
39:09You know I will do it.
39:12You know I will do it.
39:16Ed.
39:18I believe they detect concussions, Stephen.
39:20Yep.
39:21Play that.
39:21Now, this is impressive, actually.
39:23Queensland freestyle motocross rider Clinton Moore has become the first person ever to do what?
39:30Yes, Ed.
39:32It's always a jump.
39:32It's always just like sick jump.
39:34I thought it was just, yeah, yes, Celia, Peter Sam.
39:37Well.
39:37Pick a number.
39:38He did a sick jump.
39:40Did a sick jump.
39:40Say a number.
39:41It'll be a number.
39:41And I will further say it was totally awesome.
39:44Wow.
39:45All right, here we go.
39:46Clues.
39:47There is a number.
39:47Go.
39:47What's the number?
39:48There's always a number.
39:49Six.
39:50No.
39:51Missy.
39:52It is an option.
39:53It was a 720.
39:55Yes.
39:56It was a 720 and he didn't even have any Bundy rum before it.
40:00He didn't.
40:00Let's take a look.
40:01Let's take a look.
40:03That looks like a seven.
40:05Yeah, almost there.
40:06A 720 right there.
40:07Hang on.
40:07So, Pete, your number was six.
40:09Was that?
40:10I was in a ballpark.
40:11Yeah.
40:12All right.
40:13We've got to take a break, though.
40:14When we return, our winner is announced.
40:27We're back.
40:28Let's close this show out with a little rapid recall.
40:32And tonight's rapid recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
40:36You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
40:39Start that clock.
40:40The makers of a Zen pick announced on Wednesday they are getting rid of what?
40:45Yes, Lizzie.
40:46Women, one kilo at a time.
40:51Yes, Pete?
40:52Yes, Pete?
40:52Taco Tuesday.
40:53No.
40:54No, Ed?
40:559,000 jobs, my friend.
40:56Yes, that is correct, Ed.
40:58Now, here is an intriguing image from South Australia's Spencer Gulf.
41:02What is it?
41:04It's the alien who does the crop circles first day.
41:08Very good guess.
41:10Not true.
41:10Not right.
41:11Lizzie?
41:11No, this is bubbles protecting the big cuttlefish because of the algae.
41:15Absolutely right.
41:17Apple's new AirPods Pro 3 now boasts what special hands-free feature?
41:21Yes, Pete?
41:22They translate language in real time.
41:25Yes.
41:26Actually, I've got some and I went back and listened to old episodes of The Living Room
41:30and Miguel makes perfect sense.
41:33He knows what he's talking about.
41:36What annual question did Australians ask each other on Thursday?
41:40Yes, Lizzie.
41:41Where'd you learn to drive, dickhead?
41:45Yes, they did.
41:46What was another question they asked, Sam?
41:49Are you okay?
41:50I'm fine.
41:50Thanks for asking.
41:51Oh, that is correct.
41:52Well done.
41:53Bollywood actress Navia Nair was fined $2,000 by Australian authorities for not declaring
41:59what at customs?
42:01Yes, Sam?
42:02Well, judging by the sign I see at the airport, it's either weapons, wood or a raw chicken.
42:10You know, you get three answers, all of them wrong.
42:12Anyone else?
42:14Yes, thanks.
42:15The flowers?
42:17Yes, yes, flowers she brought in from India.
42:19Kate Moss has launched her first podcast.
42:23Lindley, what's it about?
42:24Yes, Celia?
42:26Smoking?
42:27No.
42:28David Bowie.
42:29David Bowie.
42:30Yes, indeed.
42:31Correct.
42:31Huge Wednesday for US businessman Larry Ellis.
42:34And for a few hours, he was what?
42:37Yes, Pete?
42:38The next Bond villain.
42:41He does look like one, but that is not the answer.
42:45Yes, Celia?
42:45I believe he was the richest man in the world.
42:47He was indeed.
42:48Surpassing Elon's $582 billion in child support.
42:52Jeez.
42:53Okay, and now the 2025 Emmy Awards.
42:57Whoa!
42:58And we're out of time.
42:59Let's check that final leaderboard.
43:01And our winner is, oh yeah, Sam Payne!
43:11Yes, indeed.
43:12Congratulations to our winner, and thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
43:15We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention to the name of your fellow champion
43:20when doing a press interview.
43:22This is a disaster.
43:23By the way, I had a TikTok to do with Jan.
43:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
43:30Carlos.
43:31Carlos.
43:32Oh, harsh.
43:33Good night, Australia.
43:35See you all next week!
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