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00:14To be continued...
00:30It's great to be back with you for our weekly review of everything that's been happening over the past seven
00:35days.
00:35A big thank you to all the amazing hosts who filled in for me while I was away.
00:42Anyway, there's been a fair bit of breaking news, but how's this for a team to help make sense of
00:47it all?
00:48She made her show debut last week, back by popular demand, the fabulous Arouj Ashfar.
00:56We've waited all year to see this gentleman back behind the buzzer.
00:59Why, it's Glenn Robbins.
01:03She's a comedian, collage artist and now children's book author.
01:08Is that a triple threat? Let's find out from Emma Holland.
01:13Heading to Bendigo, Victoria this week with an award-winning show.
01:17One of our favourites, Alex Ward.
01:21And finally, when I left the country a few weeks ago, he was just heading off on the amazing race.
01:26Can't wait to hear how it's all going.
01:28From Ed Catterley.
01:33Now, Glennie, of course, you and I got to work together earlier this year on the Mitsubishi Triton campaign.
01:38Oh, there you go.
01:38We've got some behind-the-scenes shots here.
01:40Can I just point out there, Tom, note who is holding the umbrella.
01:44Basically, that was my role, holding Glenn's umbrella.
01:47Can you explain what's going on here for our viewers?
01:51Oh, yeah.
01:52That's Santa.
01:53I think that's you, Tom.
01:54That's Adam from the agency.
01:56And that's my penis.
01:59Which you held for me as well.
02:04Here is...
02:06The back story is there was a scene where Russell Coit's pants were going to fall out.
02:11And we had this long debate with ads.
02:13The client, Mitsubishi, have to be...
02:15They have to sign off on everything.
02:16Of course.
02:17What type of undies?
02:18And you wanted a G-string.
02:20I did.
02:20And they said, no.
02:22And then we said, what about a leather thong?
02:25And Mitsubishi said, no.
02:26And finally compromised on the leopard skin.
02:29And luckily, you were wearing them anyway, so...
02:34Tom, you probably can't see, but I want you to know the G-string does look great right now.
02:38Is that right?
02:38Oh, thanks for that.
02:40Emma.
02:41This isn't the...
02:42No.
02:45OK.
02:45Emma Holland.
02:47Big couple of weeks for you.
02:48You have a new book out.
02:52Stories for the kid next door.
02:54If you could sum the book up in a couple of words.
02:56All right.
02:57A couple of words.
03:00Emma Holland.
03:01OK.
03:02It's dedicated for Teddy.
03:04Who's Teddy?
03:07He's my dead dog.
03:09Oh, I'm sorry.
03:10Oh, good one, Tom.
03:11You put it in the book.
03:12I know.
03:13And when I told Penguin I was going to do that, they were like, OK, just make sure that, like,
03:17no one ever asks you about that.
03:19Hey, Aroo, so pleased to have you back for another show.
03:21Now, you've been here in Australia doing some shows over the past week.
03:24I think you were in Sydney the other day.
03:26I've got a shot of you.
03:26Where are you there, Aroo?
03:28Yes, that's me.
03:29I did the walk.
03:29But I think I did it wrong.
03:31Because I went from Coogee to Bondi.
03:33Yeah.
03:33And then everyone said, you have to go from Bondi to Coogee.
03:36Yeah, that's right.
03:37Is that right?
03:37I don't know.
03:39Everyone said that.
03:40And they made me feel like I made a big mistake.
03:42Why not?
03:43No, no, no.
03:44Do you know that you're obviously happy to meet Glenn Robbins?
03:47Yes.
03:47Yes, I am.
03:47National treasure, Glenn Robbins?
03:49Yes, I am.
03:51Do you know who I am?
03:53Yeah, I Googled you.
03:57Hey, Aroo, it's exciting news for you.
03:59You've got a new side hustle.
04:01You're doing ads for, is it for fish?
04:03Oh.
04:04Yeah, I know.
04:05Yeah, some people on this show have, like, entire airlines and countries.
04:08But, yeah, I'm the frozen fish girl.
04:10There I am.
04:11And it's very versatile, Rob, you know.
04:14Frozen fish, or frozen seafood in general.
04:16I'm getting around it.
04:17You know, you can pan fry it, barbecue it.
04:20You can even use it to go towards a home deposit.
04:22So, it's pretty good.
04:24How do you get a gig like that, Alex?
04:26You beg them.
04:27OK.
04:28Good luck with the campaign.
04:30All right, we should get this show on the road.
04:31How about hands on buzzers?
04:33Well, our PM finally got the selfie he was chasing.
04:37Who's he with?
04:38Emma?
04:39Yeah, that's a GTA character he hasn't unlocked yet.
04:43It's very much a real person, Glenn.
04:46It's big, it's orange, and it's round.
04:48It's Donald Trump.
04:50Indeed.
04:50Points are yours, Glenn.
04:51There you go.
04:52Oh, jeez.
04:54Yes, Alex?
04:55That is a great example of a perfectly cooked salmon.
05:03Donald Trump addressed the UN General Assembly.
05:05It's the greatest con job ever perpetrated
05:08on the world, in my opinion.
05:10What's he talking about?
05:11The greatest con job?
05:13Emma?
05:14Is it con the fruiterer?
05:16Don't think...
05:17Come on, yellow one.
05:18How are you?
05:19How are you?
05:20Don't think it's quite a...
05:22Alex?
05:22Was it Melania's vows?
05:24It was...
05:26I think they were heartfelt.
05:27Yeah, Glenn?
05:28No, it's what you and I were talking about before the show.
05:30Climate change.
05:31I mean, seriously.
05:32Come on.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Glenn, am I right?
05:35Are you all right?
05:35I will give you the points.
05:37Moving on.
05:38Staying in the US.
05:40The White House says this isn't a joke
05:41and is demanding an investigation.
05:44They could have hurt the most beautiful first lady
05:46in American history.
05:47Wow.
05:48What's that all about?
05:49Something happened to Ed.
05:51Well, they're at the UN,
05:53and they're trying to deport Melania.
05:56She was there, but anyone...
05:58It was dodgy.
05:59This was dodgy.
05:59Come on.
06:00This was deliberate.
06:01Anyone else...
06:01Deliberate what?
06:02She was following this.
06:03Is it just that the escalator stopped working, is it,
06:05and they were worried about her?
06:07That's right.
06:07Arouge, take a look.
06:08They turned him off.
06:09Look, they turned him off.
06:10Rawr.
06:12Whoa.
06:13It was like a complete power failure.
06:16Even Melania went off.
06:17So, Arouge, points are yours.
06:22Interesting moment for President Macron
06:24in New York.
06:25Guess what?
06:26I'm awaiting the street
06:28because everything is frozen for you.
06:30Who's he talking to?
06:32Arouge.
06:33Elsa.
06:38Stanley can't give you the point.
06:40Who's Macron on the phone?
06:42I didn't know this.
06:42It was Trump.
06:43Yeah.
06:44Do you know the story?
06:45I think it's stuck on the escalator.
06:46No, no.
06:47It was the...
06:48Trump's motorcade was going past,
06:49and he just wanted to cross the road to the embassy.
06:51That happens.
06:52Was told to wait.
06:53Points are yours, Alex.
06:53To Denmark now, where...
06:56Copenhagen Airport had to be shut down for four hours.
06:59Wow.
07:00What happened at the airport?
07:01Arouge.
07:02The aisle decided to cycle instead.
07:04And then it's like, say, you know,
07:06cut down on car emissions.
07:07Emma.
07:08Um, Glenn got separated from his carer.
07:11You're not going to have to take that, Glenn.
07:14Anyone know what happened to her?
07:18Glenn, Glenn, she's over there.
07:23Has he got his rug?
07:24Okay, we're moving on.
07:25I made this.
07:27I made this.
07:29Will not be here if it wasn't for the comedy companies.
07:33True.
07:34It's just what he's like, Arouge.
07:36Um...
07:36Yeah.
07:36Anyone know what happened to Copenhagen Airport?
07:38I don't know.
07:38It's weather or a power...
07:41Oh, no.
07:41Hello, Glenn.
07:42Drones.
07:42Oh!
07:43Glenn, just the...
07:44Just the...
07:48Glenn.
07:49Sorry for my outburst, Tom.
07:51A whole lot of drones came.
07:53Yeah.
07:53Several large drones came.
07:54Did my buzzer wake you up?
07:55That was her.
07:57That was her fourth ride.
07:59He's right, though.
08:00He's absolutely right.
08:01Oh, big week for Britain's 116-year-old Ethel Caterham.
08:05What happened?
08:06Alex.
08:07Oh, she got her driver's licence.
08:09That's...
08:09That is a big achievement.
08:11But something even more exciting for Ethel...
08:13Uh...
08:13She's pregnant.
08:15Is...
08:17It happened...
08:18What happened to Ellen?
08:20She took up smoking.
08:22Very well.
08:23Uh, what's happened in Ethel's world?
08:25It's very exciting.
08:26She had a visitor.
08:27Alex.
08:28She met the king.
08:29King Charles dropped by to spook her.
08:31Oh, my God!
08:32She's having a heart attack!
08:33Oh, no.
08:35Finally finished her off.
08:37Alex, I'll give you the points.
08:38Well, Princess Anne popped up somewhere unexpected.
08:41Where was she?
08:42Alex.
08:43I think that's Glen Robbins' cupboard.
08:46The stuff on the wall is something of a clue.
08:48Emma.
08:49Is she at Princess Anne Somers?
08:51Is...
08:53No, she's not Emma.
08:54What is that?
08:56Is that a young girl?
08:57What is that?
08:57Is that...
08:58What is that?
08:58What's Anne Somers?
08:59It's a British lingerie store, so it's pretty niche.
09:02Or is she at Queen Victoria's Secret?
09:05Yeah!
09:09No, she went to a lingerie store.
09:11Mm.
09:13No?
09:14Lingerie factory.
09:15That's the bit I'm chasing in Wales.
09:18It's promoting local industry, so it's Royal Sexyland, I guess.
09:22Oh, wow.
09:23Glen, points are yours.
09:24We've got to take a break.
09:25Back with more.
09:25Have you been...
09:41Prime Minister Anthony Albanese
09:43has given his first address to the United Nations
09:45declaring our position on the most pressing issues.
09:48Sausage sizzles.
09:49Special football.
09:50And beer.
09:51Meanwhile, Donald Trump's visit to the UN
09:53had problems with the escalator and the teleprompter.
09:56Whoever's operating this teleprompter is...
09:59From within the White House.
10:00In other words,
10:01the stitch-ups in the mirror, boys, it's you.
10:07We're back to watching Have You Been Paying Attention.
10:09Let's jump into some more questions.
10:11Hang on, no, no.
10:12Tommy, first things first.
10:13Now, Arouj, did you have any feedback?
10:15Did your parents watch the show?
10:17Yes, actually.
10:18My parents watched the show.
10:20They really enjoyed it,
10:21but they were upset that I didn't get more answers, right?
10:25Like, so my father said,
10:27you need to study for the next episode.
10:32That'll be a first for anyone.
10:33Did you study?
10:34That is great.
10:35I've tried my best.
10:37We've got a couple of questions coming up, Arouj,
10:39that might be right in your wheelhouse.
10:41But for now, hands back on buzzers.
10:44Attention all schoolies.
10:45Schoolies celebrations are just around the corner
10:47and the Gold Coast is set to make some big changes.
10:50Wow, what are the big changes to schoolies, Glenn?
10:52I know about this.
10:54When they're having sex,
10:57they've got to wear their school blazer and long socks.
11:03I think it's only fair.
11:05I think you know if anything happens.
11:08I think what Jack Glenn's saying is no hat, no play.
11:10Oh, that's not what we're chasing here.
11:13Are they bad beach parties, Tom?
11:17Due to erosion caused by Cyclone Alpha,
11:19no one's going to be paid.
11:21Oh, there's a new viral trend taking over social media.
11:24What does that hand gesture mean?
11:27Emma?
11:28I think it means early onset arthritis.
11:31It's pretty clear.
11:32Glenn?
11:33I can do it if you like.
11:34Well, it's like that, like that.
11:37Go on, keep going.
11:38That's hand.
11:39And this hand is...
11:40No, no, no.
11:41Go, go, go, go.
11:43What does the character mean?
11:45I do know what it means.
11:46It means like average.
11:50Yeah.
11:51Like you're not that good, you're not that bad.
11:53It's five out of ten.
11:54It means six, seven.
11:55What does that mean?
11:56Six, seven.
11:57It's technically defined as six, seven,
11:59but Glenn's right.
11:59It means...
12:00What does it mean?
12:01So-so?
12:01I'll do it, but...
12:02Please do it.
12:05I'm worried it'll turn into a hate symbol.
12:07I'm not going to do it.
12:09Look, I think I'll give you five points each
12:11because, Glenn, it does mean average
12:13and six, seven is the technical.
12:15Why are you looking so sad, Emma?
12:16Five points each.
12:17What did you want?
12:18Oh, respect in the workplace?
12:20I don't know.
12:21Give the kid the ten points.
12:23What a nice guy.
12:27All right, thank you, Glenn.
12:30Very magnanimous, Glenn, with ten points to Emma.
12:33Now, Arush, especially because your father's watching
12:35and we ask a lot of very local questions,
12:37here's one from your neighbourhood to Kolkata,
12:41where they're planning to host...
12:43The biggest festival of West Bengal.
12:45What is the biggest festival of West Bengal?
12:50Arush?
12:51Do you want to take a crack at it?
12:52I mean, it looks like FYI to me.
12:55What is it, Arush?
12:56It's Durga Puja.
12:58It's the festival for goddess Durga.
13:01Like, honouring her.
13:02A huge Hindu festival.
13:03Yes.
13:04Hopefully the floods won't prevent it.
13:05Going in, your dad will be so pleased
13:07because ten points to a rose for her.
13:09Well done.
13:11Nicely done.
13:12All right, it's time to look at all things A-list.
13:20And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you
13:22by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
13:24It's a bit rock and roll.
13:26There it is.
13:27Ah!
13:28That's it again.
13:29That's it again.
13:30That's it again.
13:31Bit of showbiz.
13:32Jimmy Kimmel returned to TV this week.
13:40We'll stop it there and I'll ask,
13:42what were his opening words?
13:43Emma?
13:44I think statistically it's either mama or dada.
13:47No.
13:50On the night.
13:51Sorry, clarify that.
13:52Check the card.
13:53I think the context is, what did he say when he returned?
13:57Alex?
13:57It's like before I was stopped or interrupted.
14:00Oh, Alex, take a look.
14:02Anyway.
14:03As I was saying before I was interrupted.
14:06Point to yours, Alex.
14:08Oh, this is exciting.
14:09Friends of the show, Anne Edmonds and Kitty Flanagan,
14:11are teaming up to do what?
14:14Alex?
14:15Lloyd Langford.
14:15Is it?
14:19I'm not going to look at the card.
14:22Anyone know, Alex?
14:25No.
14:28I'm just having a bit of fun.
14:29Yeah, it's all right.
14:31Just lighting up, OK?
14:32Anyone know what Kitty and Anne are doing?
14:34It's exciting.
14:35They're doing a TV show together called Bad Company.
14:38Yeah, yeah, for the ABC.
14:40It's exciting.
14:40Ethan Hawke was remembering Robert Redford this week.
14:43Can I tell you the last words he ever said to me?
14:45Yeah.
14:45He said, stop.
14:47He said, stop what?
14:49LaRouge?
14:50Stop choking me.
14:53I don't think anyone was involved in it anyway
14:56with the passing of Robert Redford.
15:00Robert's advice, Ed.
15:01Stop wearing cowboy hats.
15:03Oh, Ed, let's take a look.
15:04Stop wearing a cowboy hat.
15:06People think you're losing your hair.
15:09Excellent advice.
15:10Points are yours, Ed.
15:11Well, exciting news for Ben Stiller.
15:12He's just launched his own what?
15:15Ed.
15:15It's hair gel and it's made out of...
15:17No, it's not.
15:18It's not my dead hair.
15:20But it's a product.
15:21It's a product.
15:22He's endorsed Emma.
15:23It's like a whiskey?
15:24Yeah, it's a drink but not whiskey.
15:26He's going to be called Ben Deestiller.
15:30Sadly, not a whiskey.
15:33It's a brand of...
15:35I didn't know there's, like, drinks.
15:37Yeah.
15:37You would even say a mixer for the distiller.
15:40Indeed.
15:40Soft drinks, low-calorie sodas.
15:43Thank you, Alex.
15:44All ten have confirmed the new host of Millionaire Hot Seat.
15:47Who is it?
15:49Ed.
15:49Chat GPT.
15:50Is...
15:52Anyone know?
15:53Very exciting news.
15:54Who is the new host, Emma?
15:55His name is Jamal Malik.
15:58What?
15:58Um, and he knows every answer to every question because of experiences he's had on.
16:05As a child in the slums of India.
16:07Arooj is nodding puritly.
16:09Who is this person?
16:10This is from the movie Slumdog Millionaire.
16:13Wow.
16:15That's a niche reference.
16:18Who is it?
16:19Australia's sweetheart.
16:22Glenn.
16:23Rebecca Gibney.
16:24Is indeed hosting the show.
16:26Speaking of game shows, Glenn, you sort of made an appearance on The Chase.
16:30The Drover's Wife is a painting by Australian Russell who?
16:34Russell Quate.
16:35Stop.
16:38Didn't get the points.
16:41Didn't get the points, but you get the points there.
16:43Well, this was unexpected.
16:44We're looking at releasing it in cinemas and hopefully get it on Netflix.
16:48Ooh, what's Pauline hoping to get on Netflix?
16:52Alex.
16:53Sex tape.
16:54Is...
16:54Don't think she's looking at that ant.
16:57It's K-pop immigration hunter.
17:01Is...
17:02Glenn, what's Pauline hoping to get on Netflix?
17:05My Fish and Chips Rules.
17:08They would do that.
17:10Arooj, do you know anything about Pauline Hanson?
17:12I know not to say anything.
17:15Yeah.
17:16Probably good.
17:17Probably wise, Arooj.
17:19Probably wise.
17:19No, it's this...
17:20She's been on YouTube for a while.
17:22Emma.
17:22She's got a documentary or a film or something named after herself.
17:26None of those words are correct.
17:30And...
17:31It's a cartoon, Tommy.
17:32Yeah, it's called Police Explained.
17:33Yeah, Police Explained.
17:34It's very good.
17:35Very good.
17:35Yeah, she's been doing it forever on YouTube.
17:37Yes, Alex.
17:38It's safe to say that'll only be released in English.
17:41Oh.
17:43Oh, this show returned to Paramount Plus on Thursday.
17:47I love to flirt and make the girls squ...
17:49We're back, baby!
17:50Woo!
17:52Yes!
17:53Woo!
17:54Ripper!
17:55Let's go!
17:57What's the show, Glenn?
17:59Well, I don't know, but we're going to watch the list.
18:03Now, now we're talking.
18:06Right here on Paramount Plus.
18:08But what's the show?
18:08It's called Herpes at First Sight.
18:11It's season two of...
18:12It's a fun show.
18:13Ah, it's right here on Paramount Plus.
18:15Arooge.
18:16It's called Aussie Shore.
18:17It points to yours.
18:18It's season two of Aussie Shore.
18:19Returning to Paramount Plus.
18:21We've got to take a break.
18:22Back with our...
18:23Right after this.
18:32Well, back to what you have.
18:33You've been paying attention
18:34and it's time to meet our special guest, Chris Master.
18:37He's a cave diving doctor
18:38who helped rescue a Thai kid's soccer team back in 2018.
18:42Say hello to Dr Richard Harry Harris.
18:48Welcome.
18:49Welcome, Doctor.
18:51Can we call you Harry?
18:52Please do.
18:53We will indeed.
18:53Let's start with the event that captivated the world,
18:57the rescue of the Wild Boars soccer team.
18:59Where were you when you first got the call?
19:01I was in the operating theatre in Adelaide.
19:04I was helping with a thyroidectomy.
19:06That'd be a good question for the panel.
19:08Good.
19:10I didn't want to interrupt so quickly,
19:11but should you be taking calls during surgery?
19:13Good point.
19:15Just a couple of texts.
19:16Sure, nothing wrong with that.
19:17There we are.
19:18We're having a thyroid.
19:18Nothing wrong with that.
19:19So you got the call
19:20and so you administered the sedation protocol
19:23to get the kids down through all those tunnels.
19:25That's right, yep.
19:25I read somewhere that had things gone pear-shaped,
19:28you and the other team of doctors
19:31could have been charged by Thai authorities.
19:33Look, that was mentioned by the Department of Foreign Affairs
19:35literally as I was about to walk into the cave
19:37on that first morning.
19:38This man from the government from Australia
19:39sidled up to me and said,
19:41look, in the event of an incident,
19:42it's not impossible that you could end up
19:44in the Thai judicial system.
19:46Wow.
19:47And I sort of interpreted that
19:48as to something bad could happen to me.
19:51But to be honest, look,
19:52we were so busy thinking about the plan
19:53and, you know, heading into the cave
19:56that I honestly couldn't really take much...
19:58Too much notice of that, I said.
20:00Yes, sir.
20:01Was it your idea to do the medicine?
20:03No, it was Rick Stanton, one of the British divers,
20:05and I was very much opposed to it.
20:06I thought it was a very poor idea.
20:08How nerve-wracking for him to have to go in
20:10and be like, hear me out, I want to drug the boys.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Hear me out.
20:14But you did it.
20:15Well, yeah, in the end,
20:16only after I thought there was seriously
20:18no other way to get the kids out.
20:20Let's talk cave diving.
20:21We've got some footage here, Harry,
20:23of some stuff I think you might have shot
20:25of a dive in a glacier in Canada.
20:28And that is, to many of us watching...
20:31So the dive itself is really pleasant.
20:33The dive itself...
20:34What is really pleasant about that?
20:36Well, that's my friend Craig.
20:37Yeah.
20:37That's four-degree water,
20:39about a kilometre underground under a mountain
20:41and a glacier in Canada.
20:42It was minus 26 outside.
20:44But you can see inside the cave, it's quite warm.
20:46It's got water in it, not ice.
20:47I repeat my question.
20:48What is pleasant?
20:51Do you get much salmon, prawns down there?
20:54Not much wildlife, no.
20:56Yes, Arouge?
20:57If I do that, can you drug me?
21:01A fair question.
21:03For many people wedging themselves into a dark space like that,
21:08underwater, would be their idea of a nightmare.
21:10You obviously don't suffer claustrophobia.
21:13I mean, I do understand that point of view,
21:14but obviously I've gone around that.
21:17Sure.
21:18Yeah, no, I find it very relaxing, actually.
21:20Very meditative, in fact.
21:21What's the deepest you've gone to?
21:24285 metres.
21:26That's extraordinary.
21:27What's down there?
21:27Where do you go?
21:28Yeah, what is that?
21:29Where are you finding Ray O'Leary in Vanuatu down there?
21:32Where do you go down there?
21:33What's down 280 metres?
21:34Yeah, wet rocks, I think is the standard answer.
21:37More wet rocks.
21:38Yes, Emma.
21:38Can I just quickly explain cave diving to Glenn?
21:41Yeah.
21:41It's like you swim into a, like, a...
21:43No, no, no.
21:45The deal is down there.
21:47Thank you, Emma.
21:49So, have you ever had the bends?
21:51I have had the bends a couple of times,
21:53only once with any significance.
21:56What does it feel like?
21:57It's fine.
21:58It's fine.
21:58It's fine.
21:58It's fine.
21:59It's fine.
22:00It's fine.
22:00It's a bit achy.
22:01I don't know about it either.
22:02It's a bit uncomfortable.
22:02But you don't...
22:03So you'd recommend it as a doctor?
22:04No, not so much.
22:05No, it's best avoided.
22:06So what are the new documentary?
22:08You've got a new documentary.
22:09Where's the deepest cave in the world that you dive in?
22:11Ah.
22:12Well, the deepest cave in the world is one that I haven't dived.
22:14It's in France.
22:15And the world record is 312 metres.
22:17OK.
22:18Actually, chasing records is not a good idea.
22:20I agree.
22:20Indeed.
22:20Things often end badly doing that.
22:22Yeah, sorry, I asked.
22:23So the new doco, Deeper,
22:25is about a cave in the South Island in New Zealand,
22:28a bit to the west of Nelson,
22:30called the Pierce Resurgence.
22:31Absolutely beautiful place that I have been a bit obsessed with
22:34and now finally showing the rest of the world what it's like.
22:36Well, indeed.
22:37As you've moved into the world of feature filmmaking,
22:39let's take a look at a moment from Deeper.
22:41It's the most dangerous thing we've ever attempted.
22:44Try not to worry, Simon.
22:46At that depth, anything goes wrong.
22:48There's no chance of a rescue.
22:50Can you hear me?
22:51If you panic, you are going to die.
22:54Can you hear me?
22:57Exactly.
22:58Reaction is right.
22:59What was the most challenging thing about that dive, Harry?
23:02The decompression, you know,
23:03sitting around in six-degree water for 12, 13 hours
23:06and waiting to get back to the surface.
23:09You know there's a thing called golf, yeah?
23:13Not for me.
23:13Not for you.
23:14No, I get it.
23:15No, no.
23:15Oh, jeez.
23:16Aroos, your thoughts?
23:17I want drugs.
23:18OK.
23:22Harry has kindly agreed to ask you five some questions.
23:25We've got the cards there.
23:26We've got some beauties.
23:27Let's jump into it.
23:28Are you checking?
23:29No, no, no.
23:29I'm just, yeah.
23:31Fact check.
23:31Meet Polish adventurer Andrzej Bargiel.
23:35He just became the first person to do what?
23:38Glenn, I think he skied...
23:41Mm-hmm.
23:41He skied a big mountain.
23:43Very big.
23:45Very big.
23:46You might say the biggest.
23:47Was it the number one?
23:48Was it Everest?
23:49Yes.
23:50He skied down it.
23:51He climbed up it, skied down it without oxygen.
23:54Yes, Emma?
23:54So he's a ski pole.
23:56That's good.
23:57He loves it!
23:58He loves it!
24:02No facial expression in my life has ever been as satisfying
24:05as the delight on Dr Harris' first man.
24:07It's a dad joke.
24:09It's an uncle Arthur joke.
24:11You know what?
24:12I take it back.
24:12Oh, yeah.
24:13We'll add it.
24:13Next question, please.
24:14It's a huge week for Nick Cave.
24:16What did he just receive?
24:18Emma.
24:19Did you say Nick Cave?
24:19Yeah.
24:20Did you rescue him?
24:21Not Nick Cave.
24:23I do Nick Cave.
24:25Alex.
24:25Did Dumbledore make him head of potions?
24:28It's a touch.
24:29But anyone know what's happening in Nick's club?
24:32Ed.
24:32Honorary degree.
24:34Nearly.
24:34Actual degree.
24:35Oh, it's very important to get it right.
24:37No, go on.
24:37We need this at once.
24:38Sorry, Ed.
24:39It's an honorary...
24:40Doctorate.
24:41Yes.
24:42Well done.
24:44Degree.
24:45Oh!
24:48What do you do with this?
24:49What do you do with this?
24:52It's a doctor.
24:54It's a doctor.
24:55He's right.
24:55Honorary doctorate.
24:56I think we'll give it to Glenn.
24:57The details are, Harry.
24:58Thanks, Glenn.
24:59The Royal College of Art in London.
25:01Honorary doctorate.
25:02How do you feel, as a genuine doctor, how do you feel when, like, poses like that get
25:06one?
25:07I'd say the other way around.
25:09Actually, well, the honorary doctorate.
25:10No, but a real PhD doctor, they're the real ones.
25:14That make sense?
25:15Arooge, I am out of my depth.
25:17Sorry.
25:18Glenn, we're going to give you the points.
25:19Next question, please, Harry.
25:20So, the Himalayas.
25:28Why do you think this video is getting a bit of a blowback?
25:31Ah, Arooge.
25:32Mount Everest came out as non-binary.
25:35Yes.
25:36It is confusing.
25:38You make a good point.
25:40A lot of colour.
25:42No, it was awful.
25:43It was a promo for a, like, an outdoors clothing company, and this environmental impact is
25:48horrible.
25:49That's absolutely true.
25:50Not one of my sponsors, mind.
25:51Well, who are your sponsors?
25:52Who have you got?
25:53O3, Dysuits and Scuba Prey.
25:55Yeah.
25:56Because deep down, you want the best.
26:04That's, like, the hottest thing I've ever heard.
26:07All right.
26:08Ed, points are yours.
26:09Next question, please.
26:10My dress is that promo.
26:11Oh, now, this is extraordinary.
26:13For the first time ever, leopard sharks have been filmed doing what?
26:17Emma.
26:18This is awesome.
26:19They had a threesome.
26:21Yes.
26:22That's exactly what they did.
26:23It's the sexiest ocean news since Moby Dick.
26:27Arouche.
26:28I'm sorry, Emma, were you in it?
26:29Yeah.
26:32We're excited, Bart.
26:35Emma, you have the points.
26:36Would you like to see us?
26:37Yes, please.
26:37I would love nothing more.
26:39Let's take a look.
26:44That's on their only Finns page.
26:46Thank you, Ed.
26:48Thank you, Ed.
26:49We have to take a break.
26:51If you can see deeper in cinemas nationally, starting from October 5,
26:54would you please thank Dr Richard?
26:56Gary Harris.
27:10We're back.
27:10It's time for our one-on-one challenge.
27:13This week saw world leaders gather in New York for the UN General Assembly.
27:17And when you think assembly, you think of...
27:19Oh, God.
27:20Ikea.
27:21No.
27:21Furniture.
27:22Combine those two concepts and you get...
27:24No, don't do it.
27:25What are we doing?
27:26What is this?
27:27Assemble this.
27:31There we go.
27:32What are you doing?
27:33Oh, no.
27:35He's got a little bear.
27:37A little...
27:37Is that a United Nations?
27:38Oh, my...
27:39Do I even need to explain the rules?
27:40No, not at all.
27:41I'll show you each a name.
27:42All you've got to do is tell me if it belongs to a UN delegate or a product from Ikea.
27:48Wow.
27:50Emma, let's start with you.
27:54Just wait a second.
27:57It's going to work.
27:58It is going to work, Emma.
27:59Trust me.
28:00This is fine.
28:01Emma, blood flutter.
28:03Nordic lawyer turned globetrotting negotiator who now brings his expertise to the UN giving
28:08Norway a say in the Big Apple's biggest debates.
28:11Or printed on high quality canvas with an oak effect frame, your home will be charmed with
28:17this striking artwork because every wall deserves a story.
28:20Wow.
28:22I'll just tilt your head a little bit more.
28:23Sorry, it's not quite working?
28:25Yeah, that's what we...
28:25Perfect.
28:26That's going to save the segment?
28:27No, that's good.
28:28That's nice.
28:28Yeah, that's good.
28:29That's helped.
28:31I think you're...
28:32What do you reckon, Emma?
28:33Is it the UN delegate or is it the wall painting?
28:36I mean, I don't know what either of those things are.
28:38So, just kind of a coin toss, isn't it?
28:41No, no, because you're an artist and would you think that work there would be described
28:45by Ikea as a blood flutter?
28:48I think it'd be described as tacky.
28:50Okay.
28:52Very uncomfortable.
28:52Sorry, sorry.
28:53I'll never insult Ikea art again.
28:55My bad.
28:57You seem to really be pushing the artwork things.
28:59No, no, no, no, no.
29:00You make it...
29:01So, it's not...
29:02Okay, I'm going to go with the guy.
29:04When I say no, no, no...
29:06Okay.
29:07I'm just saying no.
29:08Remember, if you get it right and it's a product, you get to keep the product.
29:11Oh, wait.
29:12I get to take the painting home.
29:13Oh, I'll go with the guy then.
29:14Okay.
29:18It's very disrespectful.
29:19It is, in fact, it's the Ikea product right there.
29:23There you go.
29:24Oh, wow.
29:24It looks so much better in person.
29:27Sorry, Emma, you don't get to take the painting home or get the points.
29:31Glenn...
29:32Oh, okay.
29:33Cox.
29:34Sorry?
29:35Veteran Dutch politician Martinus, a.k.a. Tiny Cox, a long-time parliamentarian who's
29:42stood firm on his advocacy for human rights and international law, or you'll be handling
29:48your interior like a pro with these modern brass-plated steel knobs.
29:52They're sleek and sturdy, and yes, they come with screws included.
30:01Well, the trick to this game is you put them in a sentence.
30:04That's what you do.
30:05So, you go into Ikea.
30:07How many cocks you got left?
30:10Two.
30:12I don't know.
30:13Hey, cocksie, what do you want for lights?
30:17And what feels right?
30:18I think the lights are cocks.
30:21Lights.
30:22Lights.
30:23Lights?
30:24What?
30:24Are they lights?
30:25They're no...
30:27Oh, they're knobs.
30:28There are no lights, but they're knobs.
30:29Steel knobs for your door?
30:31Nobs and cocks.
30:35Wow, that's just a double entendre of gift, isn't it?
30:40What do you reckon?
30:41Is it the UN delegate or is it the knobs?
30:43I'm just enjoying you not moving your head because you're worried about the hat falling off.
30:47No, I'll go with the knobs.
30:50Yeah, sadly it is.
30:51In fact, tiny cocks does belong to the UN.
30:54Sorry, Glenn.
30:55Who cares?
30:58All right.
30:59Eruj.
31:00Kallas.
31:01Tough Estonian diplomat.
31:03This bureaucratic blonde bombshell.
31:05Earn the nickname of Europe's Iron Lady.
31:07Or relax beside this mini table mushroom lamp.
31:11Guarantee to enhance your mood.
31:13It's positively delightful.
31:15Vazagod.
31:18Kallas.
31:19First of all, that hat makes me afraid of you.
31:23Okay.
31:25I'm sorry I'm causing that effect.
31:27Do you think Kallas sounds like a UN diplomat or a mushroom table lamp?
31:32Um, I just, I really want the mushroom table lamp.
31:36I think I could fit that in my luggage.
31:38Sure.
31:39So I'm just going to go with the mushroom table lamp.
31:42Do you shop often in Ikea?
31:44Uh, yes.
31:45Yes, I do.
31:46And that's, I need that mushroom table lamp.
31:50Complete.
31:50Well, Eruj, you're going home with?
31:52Give it to her.
31:52A UN delegate.
31:55Sorry.
31:55I'm sorry, Eruj, sorry about that.
31:58Good fact, Tommy.
31:59Hey, Alex.
32:00Hey, yeah.
32:02Fieka.
32:03Seasoned emiracy from Croatia who's navigated the complicated terrain of sanctions following
32:08the country's independence in the 1990s.
32:10Or spruce up your home with this artificial potted plant.
32:14Great for dark corners and busy schedules.
32:16It'll remain lifelike all year long.
32:18Can I have that pronounced again, sorry?
32:21Fieka.
32:22Fieka.
32:24You did a bit of fieka.
32:26Yeah.
32:27Fieka, Tom.
32:28Does that sound like a, like a fake plant or does that?
32:30I'm sorry, but the hat is crazy.
32:31Like, I mean, I know, I'm not afraid of you, but you look like, like a baby missing an oversized
32:36lollipop.
32:36Yeah.
32:37I do see that.
32:38I think it's cute.
32:39Anyway, I have recently been to Ikea and they didn't have heaps of fake plants.
32:45They did actually have a lot of like real plants.
32:47Yeah.
32:47So, but I could be misremembering, but I'm going to go with the delicate.
32:51Go again.
32:51Sadly, you will not be going home with the fake plastic plant.
32:57Seriously?
32:57You want that?
32:59Sorry, Alex.
33:00All right.
33:00Well, what am I going to look at in the dark corners now?
33:05Seafood.
33:11Ed, Vihal.
33:12From party newcomer to UN delegate, she has led European reforms on social media
33:16and is currently the youngest senior appointment in UN history.
33:20Or display your favourite objects with this robust floor to ceiling 10 shelf combination
33:24storage solution that brings both function and flair to any room.
33:28No, hang on.
33:30This is a trick, yeah?
33:32Because if I get it, I keep it.
33:34So, it's probably the product then, do you think?
33:36No, no, no, no, no.
33:38That would mean that you'd need to have one of those giant fihals.
33:44Talking others.
33:45Next to your knobs and your cocks and your fake ears.
33:50So, I'm not an idiot.
33:53It's the social, the person wasting everyone's time with social media at the UN
33:57because you don't have one of those giant bookcases.
34:00This is stupid.
34:00It's the woman.
34:01It's the young diplomat.
34:03Ten points.
34:03It's the Ikea product.
34:06No!
34:16He didn't get it.
34:17Take it out.
34:18Hang on.
34:20Wait.
34:21It's nice of you to get two of the blokes who rent one of your flats to bring it in.
34:26Sorry, Ed.
34:26I don't get it.
34:27You do not get it, sir.
34:29That's ridiculous.
34:30Oh, and all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
34:35Assemble this.
34:36Back with more Have You Been Paying Attention.
34:39Right after this.
34:51We're back.
34:52You're watching Have You Been Paying Attention.
34:53Hands on buzzers.
34:56And to the U.S.
34:57It's that time of year again when the world turns its attention to some of Alaska's biggest
35:02celebrities.
35:03She, of course, speaks of...
35:05Arouge?
35:06Bigfoot and Yeti.
35:07They are true.
35:09Big is one of the words sort of involved in the answer.
35:12In a way...
35:14Come on, Glenn.
35:14They have it everywhere.
35:14They come every day, Glenn.
35:15Big bear?
35:17Think for less body positive.
35:19Alex.
35:20Fat bear week.
35:20Fat bear week.
35:21They do it every year.
35:22They see which bear can put on the most weight before hibernation.
35:26Alex, you can have the points.
35:28Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
35:31Hi, Tom.
35:32Hi, everybody.
35:32I'm Jan, skydiving instructor from the U.K. at Skydive Langer.
35:36On my recent skydive, I've captured something that's gone viral.
35:41Can you guess what I saw?
35:42UN diplomat.
35:43No, no, no.
35:45The question was, what did Jan capture on his skydiver?
35:49Alex.
35:49I think he just saw his own house.
35:50It's always so exciting.
35:53But this went viral.
35:54We've apparently not seen this phenomenon.
35:56Glenn.
35:57A ring?
35:57A natural forming ring or something.
35:59Or a rainbow.
36:02Glenn.
36:03Let's see if you're right.
36:04I saw a circular rainbow.
36:05Take a look.
36:07That is true.
36:08It's pretty neat, isn't it?
36:09Circular rainbow.
36:10Points are yours, Glenn.
36:11Oh, not a good week for accused assassin Ryan Ruth.
36:14What's happened to Mr. Ruth this week?
36:17Well, even worse.
36:19Arush.
36:20His true crime podcast idea was rejected.
36:23Yeah, because you can't be the centre of your own podcast.
36:25Glenn.
36:26He's the guy that hid on the golf course and tried to assassinate President Trump.
36:32Interesting.
36:34He lost three shots off his handicap.
36:37There we go.
36:38Thank you very much.
36:41Thank you very much.
36:42Thank you very much.
36:42But what's happened to him, Emma?
36:44Where'd you get that photo of him?
36:46Probably the police.
36:48Because you want to be careful about asking an assassin for their headshot.
36:53I need to know what's happened in Ryan's world.
36:56Guilty?
36:56Yes, he's found guilty of attempting to assassinate President Trump.
36:59Gaelic footballer turned politician Justin McNulty interrupted Northern Ireland's parliament
37:04this week to announce what?
37:07Arush.
37:07That he left his stove on.
37:09That's worth calling a break, an adjournment to proceed.
37:13It was actually quite, it was not a million miles away, Arush.
37:15Alex.
37:15I know this.
37:16He announced that he'd lost his phone.
37:18Someone had stolen his phone.
37:20And take a look.
37:21The question is, at the Assembly, do now adjourn.
37:24Point of order?
37:24Who nicked my phone?
37:26Sorry?
37:27Somebody stole my phone.
37:30Point of order.
37:31Who nicked my phone?
37:34All right, it's time to get the resting heart rate up.
37:44And tonight's sports segment is brought to you by Telfast.
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37:52To the AFL Grand Final and Snoop Dogg was joined by what surprise guest?
37:57Glenn.
37:58Oh, yeah.
38:01It was a real highlight.
38:03Jessica Mellboy and Snoop Dogg got it on.
38:08Jess Mellboy, they got it on.
38:09Did you like the Snoop Dogg?
38:11I did.
38:11I'm a big Snoop Dogg fan.
38:12Yeah.
38:13I love the...
38:14What?
38:14What's wrong?
38:14What's your favourite Snoop Dogg track?
38:16Yeah.
38:18Drop it like it's hard.
38:25Oh, a tough week for legendary cricket umpire Dickie Bird.
38:28What's happened?
38:29Glenn, tough week?
38:33Because the answer to the question, he died.
38:37I mean...
38:39And the tough week is when your relatives come to stay.
38:41So, you know, what are you doing next week?
38:43Oh, I'm dying.
38:45Glenn, I'll give you the points.
38:46He passed away at the age of 92.
38:48To the world of skateboarding.
38:51Incredible.
38:52Terrifying.
38:53Sandro Diaz is about to go where no skateboarder has ever gone before.
38:57Where is Sandro Diaz going where no skateboarder has?
39:01Arouj.
39:02Do you know varsity?
39:03Yeah, well...
39:04It was a very qualified...
39:05Very qualified skateboarders, but no, he's about to do...
39:10Emma.
39:10No, he's going back inside when mum tells him to.
39:14I didn't get the terminology wrong, but he went down a really slow...
39:18Like a really big sloping one.
39:19The world's highest drop-in?
39:21Yeah.
39:21You want to see it?
39:22No.
39:23Well, we are going to show it to you.
39:25It was off a building in Brazil.
39:26Take a look.
39:29Oh, my God!
39:33Come on!
39:35Come on!
39:38It's a bit sort of anticlimactic at the end.
39:40It's like it starts off epic...
39:41..and ends up like a Channel 7 game show.
39:43Yeah, we do.
39:44But...
39:44Well done, Mr...
39:46That's true.
39:47Mr. Diaz.
39:48Tennis icon Rafael Nadal issued a public warning to fans this week
39:52about what worrying online trend?
39:54Oh!
39:55Oh, it's AI-generated images or something.
39:58Someone's used...
39:59Scammed videos using his image to sell UE insurance, apparently.
40:03So it's...
40:04Yeah.
40:05That's what he's...
40:07Tough week for Cleveland Guardians player David Fry.
40:10What happened to Mr Fry?
40:11Alex?
40:12He got a runny nose.
40:13Well, it was the lead-up for the Runny Eyes clan.
40:16Tough week, was it?
40:17No, no, no.
40:18Not that tough.
40:19No, I know what happened.
40:20He got whacked in the...
40:23..in the nose by a pitch.
40:25You have it, I think.
40:27Take a look.
40:28He squares.
40:29He tried to bunt and it hit the bat and then hit him in the face.
40:33We've got to take a break.
40:34Back with our winner.
40:35Right after this.
40:45We're back.
40:46Let's close the show out with a little Rapid Recall.
40:49And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by UE.
40:53You haven't shopped around until you've tried UE.
40:55Start that clock.
40:56Mushroom murderer Erin Patterson attempted to sell what
41:00on Facebook Marketplace this week?
41:02One of those little mushroom lamps you had.
41:07Give her a break, everyone.
41:08The flu is in the photo.
41:10She's trying to sell the car.
41:11Yeah, the red MG.
41:12The MG's up for grabs.
41:13Her lawyer has listed it.
41:14That would be nice.
41:14Vladimir Zelensky has said he's ready to step down as Ukrainian president after what?
41:20A tough week.
41:24Every week's a tough week, I'm afraid, in that part of the world.
41:27But he said he'll step down when...
41:29He gets one million followers on TikTok.
41:32I think he's probably got that.
41:35When the war finishes?
41:36Well, after the war with Russia is over.
41:39Leonardo DiCaprio revealed an agent told him early in his career to change his name to...
41:45Arouche?
41:46Matt Damon.
41:46Would be, yeah.
41:48Would have heard there's a career move.
41:50I know this.
41:53I saw it.
41:53It's Lenny Williams.
41:55Yes.
41:55Which he only uses in the teen chat rooms.
41:58Oh, there you go.
41:59They said his name was too ethnic to get roles back in the days.
42:04Dad bod, riz and cancel culture.
42:06Why are those terms back in our news?
42:08Glenn.
42:09I did a nude photo shoot.
42:11Sure, no.
42:13Well, that'd be cancel culture.
42:16Anyone know?
42:17Emma.
42:17They've been put in the dictionary.
42:18Yeah, Merriam-Webster dictionary has included them.
42:21Big week for South Korean tattoo artists.
42:23Whoa.
42:23What's happened?
42:24Whoa.
42:25Oh, sorry.
42:26We asked a lot, eh?
42:27Eh, they're modelling Glenn's underwear line.
42:31What are they doing?
42:32Alex.
42:33They can get tattoos now.
42:35Like, I think they used to have to get them from medical professionals or something.
42:38Now anyone can do them.
42:39Can you imagine the doctor's tattoos?
42:41They'd be illegible.
42:42They would be.
42:44Australian horror film Together has been digitally altered in China to remove what?
42:49Glenn.
42:50I think it was a sex scene.
42:53There was a gay couple and they've been edited to look straight.
42:57Yeah.
42:58Whoa.
42:58They stay.
42:58Wait, I'm, what, what I want?
43:00When you said a sex scene, they weren't having sex, they were just a couple.
43:04I don't know what they get up to these days.
43:07According to consumer group Choice, Aldi is the best supermarket for Aussies to get what?
43:13Stressed at the check-in.
43:15But more of it.
43:19Emma.
43:19A good deal.
43:20Yes.
43:21It's the cheapest groceries.
43:22Hotel chain Holiday Inn Express have just launched new alarm clocks that wake up guests in what unusual way?
43:29Emma.
43:30When they least expect it.
43:31Well, that would be unusual.
43:33No, Alex.
43:34No, they smell like things.
43:35You know, bacon, muffins, shrimp.
43:38Yes.
43:38That'd be one.
43:39It sounds like she's joking.
43:40You're right, Alex.
43:41Coffee, muffins, bacon wake you up with the smell.
43:44This is groundbreaking.
43:45For the first time, doctors have successfully treated what genetic disease?
43:50Daddy issues.
43:51Well, I think it's still being worked on by various institutions around the world.
43:56It's a terrible disease, but this is good news.
43:58Alzheimer's?
43:59No, close.
44:00I was just accusing Glenn of having Alzheimer's.
44:02Sorry.
44:04It's quite late.
44:05Alex.
44:06Cooties.
44:06In a little more serious.
44:09Glenn.
44:09Huntington's.
44:10Huntington's disease, indeed.
44:12Well, tough weekend for the Wallaby.
44:14Oh, and we're out of time.
44:15Let's check that final leaderboard.
44:16And where is Glenn Robbins?
44:18He's done it.
44:24Congratulations to our winner.
44:25And thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
44:28We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention when filing a news story from a racetrack.
44:33We're here at Royal Randwick this morning looking forward to seeing these young two-year-olds.
44:41Good night, Australia.
44:42See you all next week.
44:52Bye-bye.
44:52Bye.
44:53Bye.
44:53Bye-bye.
44:53Bye-bye.
44:532021.
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