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00:09Tonight, join Kitty Flanagan, Chris Parker, Denise Scott, Ed Gavily and Sam Pang as we
00:17look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, the man with the answers, Tom Griezmann.
00:28Good evening, Australia, great to have your company for this, our final episode of 2025.
00:34We've dragged five of our all-time favourites back in, plus we're joined by international
00:38guest quiz master, Rosie O'Donnell.
00:42Alright, let's meet our team, lighting up the screen with a new season of Mother & Son,
00:47it's the always delightful Denise Scott.
00:52Still touring with his hit show, Stop Being So Dramatic, so pleased to welcome back to
00:56the wonderful Chris Parker.
01:00About to head off on a brand new tour of her own, the amazing Kitty Flanagan.
01:07Host of the hit podcast, you're not going to like this, it's the ever-informed Ed Cavallese.
01:15And finally, back with his own Tonight Show next week, one last chance for him to enjoy
01:20a proper audience, it's Mr Sam's hat.
01:24Thank you, Tom.
01:27Hey, congratulations Denise, you're going back and doing stand-up, a tour for the first
01:32time in ten years.
01:33Yes, yes, that's right.
01:35It's called Tickety Boo, what can audiences expect from the show?
01:38Oh, well I think that's pretty obvious, from the poster.
01:42Yes?
01:43Well no, the background, come on, everybody, you know.
01:48No?
01:48It's William Morris, who created wallpaper designs in the 1850s.
01:54Right.
01:54Am I selling any tickets somewhere?
01:57Well it's, I wanted something different, something unique, and no, it's because I started,
02:04I've become addicted to colouring in books, and what about that hey, now we're talking,
02:09and, and, no, adult colouring in books.
02:14Oh, of course, of course.
02:15Not, not sexual.
02:18No.
02:18Um, anyway, it's about, um, a lot of things, but I try not to say the word cancer.
02:25Oh, I see.
02:26So, because you see?
02:27I get it.
02:27Nothing.
02:28No, I get it.
02:29Nothing.
02:30That'll shut an audience down quicker than wallpaper.
02:34Hey, welcome back, Chris, great to have you with us again.
02:36Thank you for having me.
02:40And we, um, I haven't done anything.
02:42We saw this lovely photo of you and Margot.
02:45Yeah, that's my adopted doctor.
02:46Aw.
02:46She, I got her like a day before I did my first appearance on the show here.
02:50Okay.
02:50And she is still ruining my life.
02:51Okay.
02:52You, you, you're still together?
02:53Yeah, we are still together.
02:54Okay.
02:55You can't give her back once you put her on TV.
02:57Okay.
02:57She seems a, um, seems a very important part of your life.
03:00I know, actually, and being away from her, I feel a little bit, like, guilty, I guess.
03:05And I miss her.
03:06Wow.
03:07So I have, um, started up a craft activity.
03:10Yeah.
03:10Um, felting.
03:11Needle felting.
03:12Um, which, sort of, I think, like, Denise might get it.
03:16Um, and...
03:17What is that?
03:18What is felting?
03:18When you stab wool and then you can create little sculptures.
03:21So I made this version of Margot so she's always, um, with me.
03:25And she has, she has two days.
03:29I think the likeness is not too far off.
03:32I feel like you made that from my hair.
03:35It's made from Margot's hair.
03:37Indeed.
03:37Well, she seems a very well-loved dog and, like, no expense spared.
03:41Um, yeah, we have spent, like, should I just be candid?
03:44Yeah.
03:45Don't judge me.
03:45$6,000 on her training.
03:48Training?
03:49Training?
03:49Training to do what?
03:50Can she fly a plane?
03:51Fire a rifle?
03:53No, but she now can be left alone for five minutes.
03:56Right.
03:57That's right.
03:58That's right.
04:00And you've got some special, like, activities to keep her amused around the house?
04:03Well, she watches me felt.
04:05Yes.
04:05Yes, yeah.
04:06I actually thought I might get a bit of flack for the felting.
04:09And I thought, actually, well, it's kind of embarrassing.
04:11Um, and just as a, as a way to sort of, I don't know, like, warm myself up to Australia
04:16with my felting.
04:17I've also created, um, a little, um, tom for you.
04:28I would say, it does look like Putin hosting, have you?
04:34It does?
04:35And then you go, Sam, that's a voodoo doll for you.
04:39I, I already like this more than you.
04:41Thank you, Sam.
04:43It's lovely.
04:44That's amazing.
04:45You've also announced a new tour?
04:46I have.
04:47And I'm a little concerned now because mine is about wallpaper and cancer.
04:53There could be a clash.
04:57It's, um, glad game.
04:59Look at that.
04:59Yeah.
05:00No opera house, but you are kicking off in Wangaratta.
05:03So that's, um, you know, you always do the regionals.
05:07Uh, regions to the end of the, for the end of the year and then, uh, capital cities, uh,
05:11next year.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Okay.
05:12I'm finally allowed to go to the capital city.
05:14Fantastic.
05:15Good luck.
05:16Good luck with the tour.
05:18All right.
05:19For one last time, hands on buzzers.
05:22Well, the prime minister had an exciting update.
05:24More young Australians will be able to get the keys to their first, the keys to their first
05:29what?
05:30Chris.
05:30Chasity Belt.
05:32Is, uh.
05:32No one got here.
05:33No one got here.
05:35Uh, Denise.
05:36Diary.
05:37Is.
05:37You know, the little girl's diary.
05:39Diary.
05:40Lovely.
05:41Not a diary.
05:42I love it.
05:42Bigger purchase than that.
05:44Chris.
05:44Hobe.
05:45Indeed.
05:45It says he's 5% deposit on housing loans.
05:48Would that apply to investment properties?
05:50Would that apply?
05:52Worth asking.
05:54Worth asking.
05:55Strong words from Barnaby Joyce.
05:57This is the greatest con job of our time.
05:59Sam.
06:00What is the greatest con job of our time?
06:03Sam.
06:03Oh, well.
06:04Is it monogamy?
06:05Is.
06:05Hmm.
06:07Denise.
06:08Um, well, I don't know, but I was doing a little gig in a regional town a few weeks
06:14ago, and this woman, um, said, would you like me to get you something volunteer?
06:18And I said, yes, a glass of wine.
06:21She came back and said, just letting you know your glass of wine is coming, but I can't
06:25bring it to you because I haven't got an RSA, a responsible service of alcohol license.
06:32Yeah.
06:33And that is bullshit.
06:35Wow.
06:36I just think absolute, like she was a volunteer to say I'm 70, I've got cancer.
06:44I get it.
06:45Sam.
06:46I get it.
06:46Sam.
06:47I get it.
06:48Is that entire answer on the card?
06:51No.
06:52Check all the cards.
06:53Ah, yes, sir.
06:54Renewable energy.
06:55Yes, yes.
06:56Solar and stuff like that.
06:57Ed points yours.
06:58Oh, look who's back.
07:00Why was mushroom murderer Erin Patterson in the news again?
07:04Chris.
07:05Masterchef judge.
07:07On the short list, but no.
07:10Kitty.
07:11Has she got a new light and easy range?
07:13No.
07:14Why was Erin back in our news, Sam?
07:17She's appealing.
07:18She's appealing her conviction.
07:19No, no, no.
07:20She's quite appealing.
07:23I don't speak to that, but I will give you the first part, Sam, appealing her sentence.
07:29Hey, this was headline news.
07:31No more beardos, no more fatties.
07:34What am I talking about?
07:35Chris.
07:36It's another day on Grindr.
07:37It's...
07:39Mate, you're off the beardos.
07:40Denise.
07:42Um...
07:42It's my book club.
07:44Is it?
07:45Um...
07:46It's like...
07:46Sure.
07:47They don't lift their game.
07:47Kitty.
07:50Uh, Bikies getting a glow up.
07:52That would limit biking memberships.
07:54Ed.
07:54No, please, Denise.
07:56Oh, Denise, what's being talked about?
07:57Is it the...
07:58You can't join the army or something?
08:02That's the bit I'm chasing.
08:03New standards for the military set by US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth.
08:07And if you don't believe us, take a look.
08:09The era of unprofessional appearance is over.
08:11Wow.
08:12No more beardos.
08:14Wow.
08:14No more beard...
08:14Well, facial hair has been linked to autism, so they're obviously...
08:19Drilling down there.
08:20Uh, Denise, points are yours.
08:21Interesting statement from President Trump.
08:23I call it the N-word.
08:25There are two N-words and you can't use either of them.
08:28Okay, we...
08:29What N-word is, uh, he talking about?
08:32Kitty.
08:32Is it Nang's?
08:36Not the...
08:37No, he's...
08:38Uh, Denise.
08:38Great.
08:39Namaste.
08:40I think that's...
08:42Lovely.
08:43I wouldn't say it.
08:45Uh, Sam, this is a trick question.
08:47He's saying you can't say either of them.
08:49Well...
08:50So if he can't say them, why would we say them?
08:53You can say the one he's thinking about.
08:55It's, uh, it's relating to the...
08:58The...
09:00That'd be nipples.
09:01It would not be nipples.
09:02It's...
09:03Think, uh, the...
09:05The might and power of the US Army because they've got Sam.
09:09Nuclear?
09:09That is it.
09:10That's it, that's it.
09:11What was it?
09:12What's the other one?
09:13Knowledge, I think.
09:16Hey, intriguing moment in Rome.
09:20What's Pope Leo doing there?
09:22That's it.
09:23Chris.
09:24They've installed an ice bath at the Vatican.
09:26That does look very interesting.
09:27Uh, Ian, what's the backstory?
09:29Is that Kitty?
09:29Is he blessing what's left of the North Pole?
09:33You pretty much got it there, Denise.
09:36He's trying some ice.
09:38Okay.
09:39The Kitty's closest to the pin at this point.
09:42Oh, points for me.
09:42He's obviously talking about the very important issue of...
09:47Blessing polar ice for, like, climate change.
09:50As part of...
09:51Yes, Sam.
09:52Do you think that's the best use of his time?
09:55Well...
09:56Maybe he's trying to turn it into wine.
09:58I don't know.
09:59Anyway, I think it might happen.
10:00That's good to have it.
10:01We've got to take a break.
10:02Back with more.
10:02Have you been...
10:03I don't know.
10:05Cheers.
10:07Cheers.
10:10Cheers.
10:18Cheers.
10:19Today is a big day.
10:20First home buyers hoping to crack the property market.
10:23Get the keys to their first home quicker.
10:25That sounds good.
10:25It's not all good news.
10:26We have a supply issue.
10:28Enormous levels of debt.
10:29By the time this bulletin ends…
10:30House prices will increase $17 trillion.
10:33That's a bit of a bummer.
10:34Meanwhile, President Trump and his Secretary of Defence
10:36vowed to end facial hair.
10:38No more beardos.
10:43We're back to watching Have You Been Pan season
10:45just before we return to questions.
10:47Sam, season two of your Tonight Show starts next Monday.
10:51At this time...
10:54What can you tell us about season two?
10:56Well, there'll be no beardos of fatties, I'd say that.
11:00Good, good.
11:01I don't even know what that means.
11:02You look happy about it in the photograph.
11:07Unlike you, Ed, I don't enjoy photo shoots.
11:09It does look like Ten's holding you hostage.
11:12What about stunts?
11:13What about some stunts?
11:14Is anyone getting married at first sight or a Love Island
11:17or a dog doing a trick?
11:18What have we got?
11:19Yeah, no, but there's eight weeks
11:21and I'll be doing each show in a different accent.
11:24Wow!
11:25That's a Japanese.
11:26All right.
11:28Let's hear a bit.
11:29Thank you for that, Sam.
11:30All right, hands back on buzzers.
11:32Meet Chunk.
11:34What prestigious title has he just won?
11:37Kitty.
11:38He's the first bear to get fat shamed.
11:41I think Kitty's because he's just won Alaska's...
11:46Oh, Denise.
11:47Bear of the Year or something.
11:49Does have the word...
11:52Fat, hairy, beard-o, fatty.
11:55Bear of the Year.
11:56Bear of the Year.
11:58I heard the words fat and bear
12:00and you'd probably be thinking weak, wouldn't you?
12:02So, fat, bear, weak?
12:04No, I wasn't thinking of it.
12:06But I was.
12:07You was.
12:09Yes, Chris?
12:10My community actually have a similar award that we give out.
12:12Is that right?
12:13He means New Zealanders.
12:16Denise, I will give you the points.
12:18It's Alaska's fat, bear, weak.
12:19It's the latest TikTok phenomenon.
12:22Have you ever heard of a swag gap?
12:25Swag gap.
12:26Swag gap.
12:27Swag gap.
12:28What is a swag gap?
12:33Denise.
12:34Is it when you forget the words of waltzing material?
12:39Like...
12:40Waltzing jolly.
12:42Yes.
12:43Something...
12:43Not...
12:45No.
12:46That is a great answer.
12:48It's the kids are using this, don't they?
12:50So, it's when you, your partner,
12:52has a lot less, like, money and looks and possessions
12:57than you do.
12:58Indeed.
12:59One partner.
12:59Cool.
13:00I'll walk a cat.
13:02I'll walk a cat.
13:05All right, we're moving on.
13:06Meet Sarah Mullally.
13:08She's the first ever woman to hold what position?
13:11Denise.
13:12Is she replacing Dawn French on the Vicar of Diffin?
13:16Sure.
13:16Oh, God.
13:19Vicar?
13:20Vicar's not a million miles away,
13:22as you can tell from the clue.
13:23Ed?
13:24Oh, missionary.
13:28There might have been a few before her.
13:30Sam?
13:31I'd like to just point out that Ed was quite disrespectful
13:34to the new Archbishop of Canterbury.
13:35That is the bit I'm chasing.
13:37Yeah, leader of the Church of England.
13:38They will give it to anyone these days.
13:40Sam, point's yours.
13:41All right, time to roll out the red carpet.
13:49And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you
13:51by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
13:53It's a bit rock and roll.
13:55Oh, it sounds right.
13:56I guess so.
13:59Oh, this was shocking.
14:02Nicole Kidman filed for divorce from Keith Urban, citing what reason?
14:06Chris.
14:07Swag gap.
14:09That big one there.
14:11Big swag gap.
14:14Anyone like a...
14:15Denise?
14:16It'd be the old irreconcilable differences.
14:19That is exactly...
14:20That's exactly what it was.
14:21You know, I mean, look at their hair.
14:25Denise, that's exactly what was listed.
14:27Irreconcilable difference.
14:28I mean, she's quite good at music and he's, you know...
14:32That's great.
14:33That's fine.
14:34That is fine.
14:34Denise, point's are yours.
14:35Oh, big week for Robert Irwin on Dancing with the Stars.
14:42Stop her there and ask you what happens next.
14:45Kitty.
14:45She's spinning pretty fast.
14:47Do her pants fall off?
14:49She's safe.
14:50Not to her.
14:52What happens...
14:52What does Robert do for us, Denise?
14:55Well, there was a spike in people going to emergency with heart attacks
15:01because of what Robert did.
15:03And that was...
15:04Well, I thought it was more interesting to go the long way round.
15:10He's bad.
15:11He took off his shirt.
15:12Whoa!
15:12Denise might have the points.
15:14Take a look.
15:16Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:18Hey, hey.
15:20That protein powder you gave him the other morning.
15:22It's not bad.
15:23It's really starting to work.
15:25He hosted this show once, Tom, remember?
15:26He stood right where I am and did, you know, a pretty good job.
15:32You're quite...
15:33You're quite different, you, aren't you?
15:36Well, I believe we have a special video quiz master standing by.
15:39Hi, Tom.
15:40Hi, everyone.
15:41It's Greta Lee here from the film Tron Aries,
15:45which features new original music from what band?
15:49Ooh, Tron Aries features new original music from what band?
15:53Chris.
15:53The Wiggles.
15:55Is...
15:55What else have we got here?
15:57Denise.
15:58Would it be the Mildura Brass Band?
16:00It's...
16:01I saw them recently.
16:03They're amazing.
16:05Are they in good form?
16:05Amazing.
16:06Are they in good form?
16:06And they were, in fact, fully booked out the motel where I was staying.
16:10Wow.
16:11And when I came in, they said, are you with the band?
16:14Wow.
16:14What did you say?
16:15What did you say?
16:15I said, do I look like a tuba player?
16:19They are.
16:20They're great.
16:20How we laugh.
16:21They're great.
16:21How we laugh.
16:23I think we can rule out the Mildura Brass Band.
16:26What's the band featured in the Tron movie?
16:29Sam.
16:30I think it's not...
16:31Sorry.
16:33I think it's nine-inch nails.
16:35Ooh, let's ask Greta if that's right.
16:37And the answer is nine-inch nails.
16:39Sam points to us.
16:40Ooh, what's next?
16:42Hey, guys, it's me.
16:43What were all these folks lining up for on Friday afternoon?
16:47Uh, Denise.
16:49Well, you're there, so I'd say the free shingles.
16:53Is...
16:53Vaccination.
16:55It's important you get it.
16:56It's important you get it.
16:58Thanks for the reminder, Dez.
16:59I was watching on.
17:01I wasn't there, Kitty.
17:02Watching on.
17:03Oh, that's...
17:04I'm trying to cross the street.
17:05I'm watching on.
17:07Kitty, what were they lining up for at three o'clock on Friday?
17:09I think the, uh, Mildura Brass Band is on tour.
17:13Well, it's music, Denise.
17:15It has to be to do with Taylor Swift.
17:17There you go.
17:18You mean, would you say the launch of a new album?
17:20I would definitely say that.
17:22It's weird.
17:22It's like you're reading my mind.
17:26Denise, let's ask me if that's correct.
17:28Not me.
17:28That's right.
17:29It was the Taylor Swift listening party.
17:32I can show a girl.
17:33There you go.
17:34Denise points to yours.
17:35Oh, there was a huge moment on The Bold and the Beautiful this week.
17:39You knew that you were making love to me.
17:40We all thought you were dead.
17:42You're going back to prison for the rest of your life.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:48What just fell out of Luna's purse?
17:51Kitty.
17:53Sorry, I just need to clarify a few things.
17:55First of all, when we say purse, are we talking about...
17:58No, no, we're not talking about...
18:00LAUGHTER
18:03LAUGHTER
18:04What fell out of Luna's purse, Sam?
18:06Anthrax.
18:08Is...
18:08LAUGHTER
18:09Oh, not...
18:09Very tiny.
18:11I watched this.
18:12It was a, um...
18:13It was a positive pregnancy test, Tommy.
18:16I mean...
18:18Sorry, I have another clarification,
18:20because the man said,
18:22we all thought you were dead.
18:24LAUGHTER
18:25How many of them were having sex with her?
18:28The first one said...
18:29Why were they having sex with her when she was dead?
18:31The first one said,
18:32you knew you were making love to me.
18:34LAUGHTER
18:35If I had a dollar...
18:37LAUGHTER
18:37We're getting bogged down.
18:40Ed?
18:42Ed, do you say a positive pregnancy test?
18:45Take a look.
18:46I'm pregnant.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48And I've got to say,
18:49the cast's reactions were next level.
18:53LAUGHTER
18:56LAUGHTER
18:58LAUGHTER
18:58LAUGHTER
19:01LAUGHTER
19:02If you're gone forever.
19:02We've got to take a break.
19:03Back with our...
19:05APPLAUSE
19:18With that more,
19:19we've been paying attention
19:21and it's time to meet our special guest,
19:22Bizmaster.
19:23And what a way to finish off the year.
19:25She's a multi-Emmy award-winning actor, comedian, writer
19:28and one of the most recognisable voices in entertainment.
19:32Please welcome Rosie O'Donnell.
19:34APPLAUSE
19:37Hi, Tom.
19:39How are you?
19:41Welcome to the show.
19:42Welcome to Australia.
19:43Your first time?
19:44Yes, and this is my first day.
19:45Oh, wow.
19:46We just arrived last night.
19:48Exactly.
19:49We heard you had some concerns
19:51about getting through customs and immigration.
19:54Yes, because I watched that show,
19:56Nothing to Declare.
19:57Which we call border security.
19:59Yeah, yeah.
19:59And did they give you any trouble?
20:01They gave me no trouble, but I've watched the show.
20:03Yeah.
20:03Like an old man has a cherry
20:05and they treat him like he's Julian Assange.
20:07Yeah, that's pretty much it.
20:08They throw him to the ground,
20:10they strip search him.
20:11They do.
20:11I'm like, what if I'm a smuggler
20:13and I don't realise it?
20:14Maybe I have smuggler dementia.
20:16It could happen.
20:17So when I walked in, I was like,
20:20oh my God, here it comes, here it comes.
20:22And they said, right through.
20:25And thank goodness for that.
20:27Now, let's go back a few years.
20:28You're in a feature film, League of Their Own,
20:31with Madonna, Geena Davis, Tom Hanks.
20:33Not a bad life.
20:34Not a bad movie, right.
20:35And for those who might not remember...
20:39Come on, Doris.
20:39Those people are jerks.
20:40What do you mean some of us?
20:41Do it.
20:43Bang.
20:43Good arm.
20:44Just like that.
20:46Okay, some of them are going home.
20:48How'd you do that?
20:50Did you have to audition
20:52by showing them you could throw a baseball?
20:54We did.
20:54We had to go play baseball first
20:56and my agent called and said,
20:57can you really play baseball?
20:59I said, if there's one thing
21:00I can do better than Julia Roberts.
21:03It's play baseball.
21:05And then you saw them all at the batting cage,
21:08like Julianne Moore, Julia Roberts, Sandy Bullock.
21:11Everybody was there
21:12and Julia saw me hitting it, like, out of the park
21:14and she came over and said,
21:16can you give me some tips, Rosie?
21:18Oh, wow.
21:19You were...
21:19And I, yeah, I was friendly.
21:20I said, you might want to hold
21:21the thin end of the bat pretty well.
21:24Good luck.
21:24Good luck out there.
21:26Good advice.
21:26Good advice.
21:27Yeah.
21:27Now, by 1996,
21:28you had your own daytime talk show,
21:30the legendary Rosie O'Donnell show.
21:32So many big names rolled through.
21:34Madonna, Barbara Streisand, Mariah Carey
21:36and, of course, this.
21:38Oh, there he is.
21:40Whoa, whoa.
21:41Yeah, yeah.
21:42Come on.
21:43Oh.
21:46What the?
21:47What?
21:48Listen, I'm a lesbian, but I'm not dead.
21:55That's amazing.
21:56He just kisses you on the mouth
21:57when he comes out.
21:57Well, I was telling the world
21:59how much I loved him
22:00for many years, you know,
22:02and saying,
22:03please, Tommy, come on my show.
22:05Tommy, can you hear me?
22:06Wow.
22:06You know, I used to sing
22:07from the Tommy musical tour.
22:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:09But, you know,
22:10he is a guy that I saw
22:12in a risky business
22:13at my local hometown movie theater
22:16with my sister,
22:17and I thought,
22:19that is the perfect man.
22:20Now, I didn't want him in my bed.
22:22Okay.
22:22I wanted him to mow my lawn
22:24and bring me a lemonade.
22:26Sure.
22:27Perfectly, perfectly reasonable.
22:28Now, Rosie,
22:29you're here in Australia
22:30with your brand new show
22:31of common knowledge.
22:32Yes.
22:33What can audiences expect?
22:35Well, it's a one-woman show
22:36more than it's about stand-up.
22:37Mm-hmm.
22:38And it talks about
22:39being a mother
22:40without having a mother.
22:41My mum died when I was 10,
22:43and it talks about
22:44raising five children,
22:45including my youngest,
22:46who has autism.
22:47Okay.
22:48So how do you become a mother
22:49if you never had a mother?
22:51Sure.
22:52And you debuted the show in Dublin.
22:54Yes.
22:54How did the Irish take to it?
22:55They loved it.
22:56Okay.
22:56The Irish were great.
22:57They stood up and cheered.
22:58I had to go out four times.
23:00The fourth time,
23:01I was like,
23:02I got nothing else.
23:04There's no encore.
23:05There's no song.
23:06I'm like that the first time I go out.
23:10I got nothing.
23:11I got nothing.
23:11Now, you've spoken about
23:12your self-imposed exile to Ireland.
23:15What's life like in Ireland?
23:16It's beautiful.
23:17It really is.
23:18It's a smaller life.
23:19It's a more familiar life in a way.
23:23It reminds me of my life
23:24before I was famous.
23:26Okay.
23:26There's not a celebrity culture there.
23:28So, like,
23:29are you recognised in the street?
23:30Yeah, but they mostly go,
23:32hello, Rosie.
23:32We hate him too.
23:33Can I buy you a beer?
23:38We have barely scratched the surface
23:40of your amazing career,
23:41but we do have some questions.
23:43There's five people here
23:44who are going to attempt to answer them.
23:46And I've been watching.
23:47They know what they're doing.
23:50All right, let's dive into it.
23:52All right, big moment
23:53for Fran Drescher on Wednesday.
23:55What is she celebrating here?
23:57Denise.
23:58That she managed to get down on the floor.
24:02She's probably thinking,
24:03how will I get back up?
24:05Getting up to me.
24:06Getting up to me.
24:06More than just being on the floor.
24:08It's a big moment.
24:09Sam.
24:09Rosie, you might know this.
24:10My role on the show
24:11is to give the correct answers.
24:14That looks like a Hollywood
24:16star walk of fame type thing.
24:18Ding, ding, ding.
24:19He's got them.
24:19Yes, Sam.
24:20Have you ever worked with Fran Drescher?
24:22Many, many times.
24:22She's a good friend.
24:24Oh.
24:24What sort of,
24:25what show were you on together?
24:26The Nanny?
24:27The Nanny.
24:27I did The Nanny four times.
24:29Really?
24:29Yes.
24:30I played a cab driver
24:31in one of them.
24:32Okay.
24:34Typecasting,
24:34who's to say?
24:36Sam, point to yours.
24:37Next question, please.
24:38Jimmy Kimmel revealed
24:40the moment he heard
24:41his show was suspended.
24:42Where was Jimmy?
24:44Chris.
24:44Applying for Irish citizenship.
24:50It was an unusual location
24:52when he took the call.
24:53Sam?
24:53Me again.
24:54He was in the bathroom.
24:57Correct, sir.
24:58He was indeed.
24:58He was in the bathroom.
25:00What's yours, Sam?
25:00Next question.
25:01You know,
25:01Tom mentioned before
25:02that you'd moved to Ireland
25:03because of that guy.
25:04Yeah, yeah.
25:05It's interesting
25:05because Tom all year
25:06has said about Trump
25:07that you've always said this,
25:09that he gets stuff done,
25:10haven't you?
25:14It's been a great show,
25:16isn't it?
25:17Ignore him.
25:18Ignore him.
25:19Ignore him.
25:20All right,
25:20next question, please.
25:21All right,
25:21what unexpected news,
25:23everyone but Sam,
25:25did fans of The Simpsons
25:27get to hear this week?
25:29Kitty.
25:30Is Ned Flanders
25:31pansexual now?
25:32Is that going to be
25:35a shocker, Sam?
25:36Ah, Pooh got deported.
25:37Is...
25:39Good one.
25:40Ah, Pooh's still part of it.
25:41Anyway,
25:42Chris, help us out.
25:43Another movie, right?
25:44Correct.
25:45In 2027,
25:4620 years after the first film,
25:48there will be a movie sequel.
25:49Chris, point to yours.
25:50There you go.
25:51Ever been on The Simpsons, Rosie?
25:52Never,
25:53but they make fun of me a lot.
25:55My kids think it's a riot.
25:57Oh, listen to what they said
25:58to you today!
26:00Rosie?
26:01Yes?
26:01Chris, you know,
26:02you've made, like,
26:02your story career,
26:03like Tom said,
26:04we've only just touched the surface.
26:05Yeah.
26:05You've done everything,
26:06movies, television,
26:07first time in Australia.
26:09Can you believe
26:10that that man right there
26:11is the host of a television show?
26:14I can.
26:15I've been watching
26:16and I think he moves
26:17the show along beautifully.
26:20Thank you, Rosie.
26:21You're welcome, Tom.
26:22You're very welcome.
26:24Thanks, Tom.
26:24Wow, you're a good actress, aren't you?
26:28You're good.
26:28We'll talk more about
26:29the Trump thing
26:30at the camera.
26:30We do indeed.
26:31OK.
26:32Sorry, Rosie,
26:32on that same question,
26:34you've been in Australia
26:35for one day.
26:36Can you believe
26:36this man has a Tonight Show?
26:39I'm going to be there.
26:40You're on it.
26:41I'm going to be there.
26:42I can't wait.
26:43What are you going to ask me?
26:44A lot of questions.
26:47Like these,
26:47I'm going to come with 37.
26:49All right.
26:50Next question, please.
26:51All right.
26:52Jennifer Lopez
26:53opened up
26:54in a brand new interview.
26:55Take a look.
26:55I have to say
26:57it was the best thing
26:58that ever happened to me.
26:59It was the best thing
27:00that ever happened to her.
27:01What's she talking about,
27:02Kitty?
27:02Auto-tune.
27:03It was...
27:06It was a breakthrough moment.
27:08That was good,
27:09Dal.
27:10That was good.
27:11On a more personal level.
27:12Denise?
27:13Her bottom,
27:15you know,
27:15it's so round
27:17and you'd have to love
27:18having a bottom like that.
27:20Look at your face,
27:21Rosie.
27:21Yes,
27:21I'm thinking about that.
27:23Yes,
27:23you wouldn't.
27:24Grab it.
27:25You wouldn't.
27:25I might.
27:26Yes.
27:28So,
27:28it's not bottom related.
27:30What's J-Lo all about there?
27:31Chris?
27:31This is like breaking news for me.
27:33I'm leaving Ben Affleck,
27:34right?
27:35Divorce?
27:35Correct.
27:36Chris,
27:37you were right again.
27:38Well.
27:40Thanks,
27:40Rosie O'Donnell.
27:41You're welcome.
27:42Points are yours,
27:43Chris.
27:43We've got to take a break.
27:44You can see Rosie
27:45at the Sydney Opera House
27:46this Thursday
27:47or in Melbourne
27:48at Hamer Hall
27:48October 19.
27:49Would you please
27:50thank Rosie O'Donnell?
28:04Welcome back.
28:05You're watching
28:06Have You Been Payne Feature
28:07and it's time to put
28:08each of our contestants
28:09individually to the test
28:10with one of our
28:12all-time favourite challenges.
28:14Oh, yes.
28:18Over or under?
28:23I think you know the rules.
28:25We've pulled over a driver.
28:27You tell us
28:29if they're safely
28:29under the legally
28:30prescribed alcohol limit
28:32or just
28:32a little bit over.
28:34Sam,
28:35let's start with you.
28:41Yes, Sam?
28:42You look like an old stripper.
28:46I think you look hot
28:48and I feel that
28:48square gap closing.
28:51Thank you both.
28:53All right,
28:53we're heading to Adelaide
28:55for your random breath test.
28:56Just come from a barbecue.
28:59How many have you had?
29:00Sorry?
29:01How many you drank?
29:03Oh, I've just finished
29:04a glass of red
29:06about 15 minutes ago.
29:08Blow through the straw
29:09and I'll tell you
29:09when to stop blowing.
29:10Just one breath.
29:11Not too hard though.
29:12Hang on.
29:13Blow like you were blowing.
29:16Just one breath.
29:17I'll say when to stop.
29:18Hang on.
29:18You hear that line?
29:19Blow through the straw.
29:20I'll say when to stop.
29:21Don't suck on the straw first.
29:22Oh, boo!
29:24Oh, you must have sucked.
29:25Now, try again.
29:26So blow in the straw.
29:27I'll say stop.
29:28Keep going.
29:29Keep going.
29:29Keep going.
29:30Stop.
29:32I'm 71 years old.
29:37Sam,
29:38after drinking a few reds,
29:39is 71-year-old Kingsley
29:41over or under?
29:43Well,
29:43I did enjoy the bit
29:44where he was struggling
29:45to blow.
29:47And as a general rule,
29:48I don't think it's
29:49a great move
29:50to get frustrated
29:51with the cost.
29:52No, that's right.
29:52A bit of the
29:53crossed arms thing
29:54going, didn't it?
29:55Yeah, but I like
29:56the tactic late
29:57where he just,
29:57he thought,
29:58I'll win this cop over
29:59by randomly yelling
30:00at my age.
30:02I like that one.
30:03So?
30:04Eight years.
30:05Cooked.
30:07Sam,
30:08let's see if you're right.
30:10No worries.
30:10With a full licence,
30:11your result is negative.
30:13Sorry, Sam,
30:14can't give you the points.
30:15Can I just say, Tom?
30:16That's very surprising.
30:19Sometimes,
30:20sometimes there are
30:21misdirects
30:22from the police.
30:23Sorry, Sam,
30:24he's under.
30:25Hey, Denise?
30:26Yes?
30:27The sirens
30:27have been turned on
30:28for your stopped motorist.
30:3078-year-old Sergio
30:31has had a night
30:33he'd rather forget.
30:34Well, we just got
30:35from the party
30:35and had enough
30:37bloody trouble there.
30:38And the beauty
30:39put a dead bloody layout
30:40and the people there
30:42break his bloody ear.
30:43Have you had anything
30:44to drink tonight, sir?
30:45A couple of glasses,
30:46a beer,
30:47and I drink
30:48a little bit
30:49of vodka
30:50and vodka
30:51from Europe.
30:53One breath
30:53until I say stop.
30:54The breathalyser
30:55should clear the air.
30:57Oh, my God,
30:57I don't drink
30:58and I want to
30:59flash
31:00in bloody bullshit.
31:04Now, Denise,
31:05Sergio,
31:06he's a bit tired
31:06and emotional.
31:07Yes.
31:07So,
31:08has some beer
31:09and a little bit
31:10of vodka
31:10imported from Europe
31:12put him
31:12over or under?
31:14Well,
31:19I think
31:20he's
31:20so over.
31:22Yes,
31:23Kitty?
31:23Tom,
31:24is it possible
31:24to get the picture
31:25up again?
31:25Because I just
31:26want to protest
31:26that I think
31:27Denise has
31:28inside information.
31:28I think she's
31:29in the car.
31:37That's not fair.
31:39That's not fair.
31:42All right,
31:43so,
31:44this is so awful
31:46for my partner,
31:47John,
31:48on this
31:50national television.
31:52How could you resist?
31:54We were at the party
31:55and I reckon
31:57he's over.
31:59Denise feels
32:00that Sergio
32:00is clearly over.
32:02Well,
32:02I was
32:03blown.
32:03No.
32:05He was blowing.
32:06Anyway,
32:07whatever.
32:07Denise feels
32:08that Sergio
32:09is clearly over.
32:10Let's see
32:10if you're right.
32:12No.
32:13Oh,
32:14wow.
32:14Thank you,
32:15Denise.
32:16Points are yours.
32:17Sorry,
32:17that is over
32:18though,
32:18right?
32:18Yeah,
32:19over,
32:19yeah.
32:19Is it?
32:20Yeah.
32:23Someone doesn't know
32:24the legal way.
32:26I was just
32:27distracted by
32:28the 69.
32:30I thought you were.
32:32Hello.
32:33I thought you were.
32:34Took you right back.
32:35He was over.
32:36Denise,
32:36the points are yours.
32:38Ed,
32:38your driver
32:39has passed
32:40the breathalyser,
32:41but the cops
32:42are not done yet.
32:43So what are you up to tonight?
32:44I've just finished fishing,
32:45actually.
32:46Caught a
32:47five squid.
32:48Five squid?
32:49So just grab the blue bit of plastic,
32:50and lick the pig pads.
32:55Okay.
32:56This will take a couple of minutes.
32:57Yeah,
32:58you're all right.
32:58I just need to run a check.
32:59Clean as a whistle.
33:00I don't drink,
33:00don't take drugs,
33:01so fishing's my drug.
33:03Oh.
33:06Now,
33:06Ed,
33:06Peter claims that
33:07fishing is his drug.
33:10Is he positive
33:11or negative?
33:12Well,
33:12fishing's also my drug.
33:14Well,
33:14fishing and ping is.
33:15Okay.
33:17No,
33:17no,
33:18no,
33:18no.
33:18He's passed the breathalyser.
33:20Yeah.
33:20So this is for drugs?
33:21Yes.
33:22All right.
33:22What was he catching?
33:24A squid.
33:26I'll tell you,
33:26he's a real catch,
33:27isn't he?
33:27So I,
33:28no,
33:28you know what,
33:29I'm sick of people like you
33:30with good blokes like him.
33:31He's out there doing something.
33:33Catching squid.
33:34That man is zero,
33:35he's under,
33:36and he's a good kid
33:37because he's not into drugs.
33:38Fishing is his drug.
33:41Ed,
33:42let's see if you're right.
33:44Ed,
33:44Peter,
33:44your drug results were negative.
33:46Negative.
33:46Yes.
33:50He was,
33:50however,
33:51charged with driving a Commodore,
33:52so that's a separate effect.
33:54But Ed,
33:54point to yours.
33:55Kitty.
33:56Over.
34:00Now let's see
34:01how one of the ladies' fairs,
34:03officers have pulled over
34:04dental nurse Janita
34:06for a roadside alcohol screening.
34:08Hi there,
34:09how are you doing tonight?
34:09Good,
34:10thanks.
34:10With her family on board,
34:12Janita took the wheel
34:13as designated driver.
34:15Have you had anything to drink today?
34:16A couple of cocktails,
34:17one beer.
34:19Mmm.
34:20But Janita's drinks
34:21totally started
34:22before the function,
34:23on the two-and-a-half-hour
34:25drive to Geelong
34:26from Warrnambool.
34:28I just need
34:28one long breath
34:29into the straw.
34:31Keep going.
34:32That's it.
34:35Kitty,
34:36has drinking
34:37a couple of cocktails
34:38put designated driver
34:40Janita
34:40over or under?
34:41I'm actually
34:42going to be
34:43in Warrnambool soon,
34:43so I look forward
34:45to seeing you there,
34:46Janita.
34:49Yes sir,
34:50all tickets
34:50still available.
34:53The tour's
34:53just been announced,
34:54it's going to sell out
34:55very quickly.
34:56What do you reckon
34:57about Janita?
34:58I don't think
34:58she meant to be,
35:00but I think
35:01that she might be
35:02just a little bit over,
35:03just a little bit,
35:04but she didn't mean to be.
35:05Okay,
35:05let's see if you're right.
35:10Oh,
35:10Lisa.
35:11I told you,
35:12just Lisa.
35:13Try on,
35:14but I think I need
35:14extra points
35:15because I said
35:15it was only going
35:16to be a tiny bit.
35:17You said she was
35:18over,
35:18right?
35:18Yeah.
35:19So you get the points.
35:20No,
35:20I want extra points.
35:22But she's not over.
35:23The writing was red
35:24and that means
35:25she's over,
35:25okay?
35:26You've got to be
35:26under 05
35:27or under arrest.
35:29Does no one
35:29know the same?
35:30And Janita,
35:31I mean,
35:32you have one too
35:32many slippery nipples
35:33and that's what
35:34happens.
35:35Any points
35:35are yours.
35:36Chris,
35:37let's bring this
35:38thing home.
35:38I can't believe
35:40this is a television
35:40program.
35:41Oh yeah.
35:42It is.
35:42It is.
35:44All right,
35:44Chris,
35:45this car full of
35:46revelers has caught
35:47the attention of
35:48law enforcement.
35:49Have you just
35:49come out of the
35:50pub tonight?
35:51I have,
35:51yes.
35:51Did you have a
35:52couple?
35:52I did have a
35:53couple.
35:54How are you
35:54feeling about that?
35:55Oh yeah,
35:56a bit,
35:57how are you going
35:57now?
35:58I have one
36:00point,
36:02one schooner
36:04and another
36:04point.
36:06Two points
36:06in a
36:07square.
36:07I think I
36:07have maybe
36:08one or two
36:08shots in there
36:09somewhere.
36:11Here we go.
36:12Okay,
36:12you're right,
36:12here we go.
36:14One long
36:14breath into
36:15the straw.
36:18All right,
36:19Taryn's admitted
36:20to drinking
36:21quite a bit
36:21at the pub,
36:22but is he
36:23over or
36:23under?
36:24Well,
36:24it looks
36:24like 11am.
36:28Broad
36:28daylight.
36:29Also,
36:29that's a real
36:30warning about
36:30those stretchy
36:31earrings.
36:32That looks
36:32like a bag
36:33of shaved
36:33ham on his
36:34head.
36:35It's not
36:36a great
36:38situation.
36:39Yes.
36:40At least the
36:40policewoman was
36:41having fun with
36:41it,
36:42wasn't she?
36:42It was a big
36:43catch,
36:43I think,
36:44because these
36:44guys are
36:45totally over,
36:46surely.
36:47So you think
36:48Taryn is over?
36:49I'm putting
36:49all money on
36:50over,
36:51yeah.
36:51No way.
36:51Let's see if
36:52you're right.
36:52Come on,
36:53Taryn.
36:53Come on,
36:54Taryn.
36:54It's fine.
36:55Yes.
36:55Are you serious?
36:56You're so
36:57human.
37:00This show is
37:03crazy.
37:04What is the
37:05lesson there?
37:05Kids are
37:06like,
37:06great,
37:07a couple of
37:07shots and
37:07away I
37:08go.
37:09Sorry,
37:09Chris,
37:10can't give
37:10you the
37:10points.
37:10And all
37:11too soon,
37:11that brings
37:12us to the
37:12end of
37:15Over or
37:16Under.
37:16Back with
37:17more Have
37:17You Been
37:17Pain and
37:18Fancy right
37:18after this.
37:31We're back
37:31to watching
37:32Have You Been
37:32Paying
37:33Attention.
37:33Hands on
37:34buzzers.
37:35Oh,
37:35another week,
37:36another courtroom
37:37sketch.
37:38What are we
37:38looking at
37:39there?
37:40Chris.
37:41I know
37:41this.
37:42It was,
37:42it was Diddy
37:43and the
37:43answer is
37:44that he
37:44did.
37:46He did
37:47indeed.
37:49Chris points
37:50to Germany
37:52where.
37:52Lisa,
37:53delaying the
37:53opening of
37:54the Oktoberfest
37:55beer festival
37:56today due
37:57to a.
37:57Oh,
37:57due to a
37:58what?
37:59Chris?
37:59Winefest was
38:00before her,
38:00but you
38:01can't drink
38:01wine before
38:02you can't
38:02combine.
38:04There's not
38:05enough people
38:06with the
38:06RSA
38:07license.
38:09They do
38:11need it,
38:11Denise.
38:12But something
38:12was a bit
38:13sinister.
38:13What
38:14delayed
38:15Oktoberfest
38:16police had
38:17to step
38:17in,
38:17Kitty?
38:18Was it
38:18a beer
38:18shortage?
38:19No,
38:19it was
38:19a threat
38:22of
38:22something.
38:22Denise?
38:23A
38:24bomb.
38:25Thank
38:25you,
38:25Denise.
38:26A bomb
38:26threat.
38:27Or
38:27there's
38:28been
38:28mass
38:28protests
38:29across
38:29Italy.
38:34What
38:35are those
38:36Italians
38:37angry
38:37about?
38:38Kitty?
38:39All the
38:39vaping.
38:39Look at
38:40it.
38:42Denise?
38:43There's
38:43a new
38:44restaurant
38:44open that
38:45puts
38:46cheese on
38:47the
38:47marinara.
38:48And that's
38:49not food
38:50but Sam.
38:51No,
38:51it's the
38:51new
38:52concrete
38:52garden
38:53tax.
38:58It's
38:58not.
38:59Anyway,
38:59it's a
38:59big
39:00burning
39:00place.
39:00Chris?
39:01This is
39:01about the
39:01intercept
39:02dead
39:02flow
39:02telemission
39:03right to
39:03Gaza
39:03trying to
39:03bring in
39:04humanitarian
39:04aid.
39:05I'm
39:05happy about
39:05that.
39:07Okay,
39:07it's time
39:08to get
39:08a little
39:09sweaty
39:09with a bit
39:09of this.
39:18And
39:18tonight's
39:19sports
39:19segment is
39:19brought to
39:20you by
39:20Telfast.
39:21Try
39:21Telfast for
39:22non-drowsy
39:22hay fever
39:23relief.
39:24It's a
39:24no-brainer.
39:25What have
39:25James Tedesco
39:27and Tameka
39:28Upton just
39:28done for
39:29the second
39:29time?
39:31Denise?
39:32The
39:33second time.
39:33The
39:33year 10
39:34formal.
39:36Chris?
39:37The
39:38Dali M.
39:38The
39:38Dali M.
39:40Dali M.
39:40Dali M.
39:41With a
39:41bit of
39:42assistance
39:42from
39:42Baccarat,
39:43I'll give
39:43you the
39:43points.
39:44Chris?
39:45Okay,
39:45Sam,
39:46we've had
39:46a lot
39:46of guest
39:47quiz
39:47masters,
39:48video
39:48quiz
39:48masters
39:49over the
39:49season.
39:49What if
39:50I was
39:50to say
39:51the name
39:51Conrad
39:52Sewell?
39:55Listen,
39:56I don't
39:56know what
39:57happened,
39:57right,
39:58but all
39:58I said
39:58once was,
40:00I think
40:01it was
40:02related to
40:03Super Bowl
40:03and I
40:04went with
40:04Beyonce
40:04and I
40:05said,
40:05why would
40:06you go
40:06with Beyonce
40:06when you
40:07go with
40:08the steady
40:08hand of
40:09Conrad
40:09Sewell?
40:10That was
40:11all I
40:12said.
40:12Hold that
40:12thought because
40:13I believe we
40:14have a special
40:14video quiz
40:15master standing
40:17by.
40:17Oh my goodness.
40:18You've got to
40:18keep such a
40:19steady hand
40:20when you
40:20polish
40:20all these
40:21things.
40:23Oh,
40:24hey Tom,
40:25everyone,
40:26Samuel,
40:27what was I
40:28doing at the
40:29NRL grand
40:29final last
40:30night?
40:31What was
40:31Conrad doing
40:32at the
40:32NRL
40:33grand
40:33final last
40:34night?
40:34Kitty?
40:35Waiting
40:35tables?
40:36No,
40:37more prestigious
40:38than nice.
40:39Well,
40:39he's
40:40obviously
40:41very good
40:41at
40:41polishing,
40:43wiping
40:43the
40:44scores
40:44of the
40:45white
40:45board.
40:45More prestigious.
40:47More prestigious.
40:48Sam?
40:48Well,
40:49you know,
40:49he's such a
40:50talented artist.
40:51I mean,
40:51I can only
40:52assume he
40:53was singing
40:53the national
40:54anthem.
40:55He did
40:56indeed.
40:57He probably
40:58nailed it.
41:01Sam,
41:01I will
41:01pay that.
41:02He sang
41:02the national
41:03anthem.
41:03Huge win
41:05to the
41:05Broncos.
41:06This came
41:07as a
41:07surprise.
41:08The
41:08AFL
41:09has
41:09ditched
41:10a
41:10tradition
41:10dating
41:11back
41:11almost
41:12140
41:13years.
41:14What
41:14is
41:14the
41:14tradition,
41:15Chris?
41:15Shower time
41:16cuddles.
41:19Denise?
41:21Please
41:21let it
41:22be the
41:22team
41:23singing,
41:23the
41:23victorious
41:24team
41:25singing
41:25their
41:25theme
41:26song
41:26in the
41:26club
41:27rooms
41:27after.
41:31Sadly,
41:31Denise,
41:32that's
41:32still
41:32with us,
41:33but they
41:33have
41:33got rid
41:34of
41:34Sam.
41:35Chris,
41:35I apologise.
41:36That's the
41:36worst
41:37hucker I've
41:37ever seen.
41:40It's
41:40gone too
41:40insensitive
41:41and you
41:41can't do
41:42that,
41:42Denise.
41:44Kitty,
41:45what
41:45tradition
41:45have they
41:46got rid
41:46of from
41:46the AFL?
41:47Is it
41:47the bounce
41:48at the
41:49start?
41:50They
41:50do it
41:51like
41:51that.
41:52The
41:53bounces,
41:53they're
41:54still
41:54keeping
41:54mad
41:55Monday
41:55homophobia
41:56but
41:56they're
41:56getting rid
41:57of the
41:58bounce.
41:58Kitty
41:58points.
41:58A big
41:59week for
41:59tennis
42:00legend
42:00Rafael
42:00Nadal.
42:01He's
42:02just
42:02received
42:02what
42:02honour?
42:03Kitty.
42:04I think
42:04he's
42:05going to
42:05play
42:05the
42:06elf
42:06in
42:06the
42:06Christmas
42:07package.
42:08Has
42:11he won
42:12the
42:13lampshade
42:13making?
42:15He
42:15went as
42:16a
42:16lampshade.
42:16Often
42:17you get
42:17this as
42:18an
42:18honorary
42:20access to
42:21the
42:21Qantas
42:21lounge.
42:22OK.
42:24Honorary
42:24doctorate
42:25degree.
42:26honorary
42:26doctorate
42:27from the
42:27University
42:27of
42:28Salamanca.
42:28We've
42:29got to
42:29take a
42:29break.
42:30We'll
42:30return our
42:30winner,
42:31isn't it?
42:40We're back.
42:41It's time to
42:42close the show
42:42out with a
42:43little Rapid
42:43Recall.
42:45And so on,
42:46this Rapid
42:46Recall is
42:46proudly brought
42:47to you as
42:48it has been
42:48all year by
42:49Yui.
42:49You haven't
42:50shopped around
42:50until you've
42:51tried Yui.
42:52Not only
42:52great insurance,
42:53but they're
42:54responsible for
42:55the first Ed
42:55Cavalli ad
42:56campaign to
42:57last more
42:57than two
42:58weeks.
43:01Start
43:01that
43:02clock.
43:03Narelle,
43:04Jenna and
43:05Iggy, why
43:05are those
43:06names in
43:06the news?
43:08Kitty.
43:09New sofa
43:09range from
43:10Akeia?
43:10It could
43:11be, it
43:11shouldn't
43:12be, but
43:12it's not
43:12Sam.
43:12Listen, I've
43:13got a message
43:13for all of
43:14them, I'm
43:14not your
43:15father.
43:17Thank you
43:17we're clearing
43:18that up.
43:19Are they
43:20names of
43:20cyclones?
43:21I didn't
43:21know this, we
43:22pre-named
43:22cyclones so
43:23that in the
43:23upcoming season
43:24that's what
43:24they'll be.
43:25For another
43:25week, another
43:26tariff
43:26announcement from
43:27Donald Trump.
43:28What industry
43:28is he targeting
43:29this time?
43:30Chris.
43:31The wind, if
43:32it blows in
43:32from overseas,
43:33it's a tariff.
43:34It's going to
43:35be a hit.
43:36It's not
43:37quite as
43:38general, Ed.
43:39Films.
43:39Yeah, movies
43:40shot overseas.
43:41100% tariff.
43:43Tesla's CEO,
43:44Elon Musk, has
43:45become the
43:45first person ever
43:46to achieve what?
43:48Chris.
43:49He's got the
43:49most amount of
43:49money and least
43:50amount of
43:50friends, right?
43:51Yep.
43:52Chris, I'm
43:53going to pay
43:53that his $500
43:55billion net worth
43:56halfway to a
43:57trillionaire.
43:58I'm going to
43:58sell one of my
43:59Teslas, I'm
43:59telling you.
44:01Scientists have
44:02made an IVF
44:03breakthrough creating
44:04human eggs from
44:06Chris Cabri
44:07cream eggs.
44:09Amazing.
44:11Human eggs
44:12have been created
44:13from a particular
44:13part of our body,
44:14it's our largest
44:15organ.
44:16All right.
44:17Kitty.
44:20Say it, say it,
44:21say it.
44:21You know it.
44:22Say it.
44:23Is it skin, Tom?
44:23It is indeed skin
44:24cells.
44:25Points are yours,
44:26Kitty.
44:26This meme has
44:27gone viral.
44:28What's Donald
44:28Trump been likened
44:29to?
44:30Kitty.
44:31Some old whore.
44:32Well, who's
44:34Donald been likened
44:35to there?
44:35It's an obvious
44:36historical illusion.
44:38Sam.
44:38Well, that's
44:39Marie Antoinette,
44:40isn't it?
44:40I stand by my
44:42answer.
44:45Hey,
44:46Nicolas Cage is
44:47set to star as
44:47The Carpenter in a
44:49horror retelling of
44:50what tale?
44:51Kitty?
44:52Looks like Keith
44:52Urban's divorce.
44:56When you think
44:57Carpenter's head.
44:58No, it's our Lord
44:59and Saviour,
44:59Jesus Christ,
45:00Tommy.
45:00Jesus'
45:01childhood.
45:01This statue has
45:02been described by
45:03fans as disrespectful
45:04and a travesty.
45:06Who is it?
45:06Who's it meant to
45:07be?
45:08Kitty?
45:10That's alright,
45:10that's Jon Bon Jovi.
45:12It's a musician,
45:14it's a famous,
45:15iconic musician,
45:15Chris.
45:16Come on,
45:16the artist tried
45:17simply their best.
45:19Thank you so much.
45:23It's Tina Turner.
45:24Thank you,
45:24Chris.
45:25Millions of Aussies
45:26did what Sunday
45:27morning?
45:28Chris?
45:29Well,
45:29introduce themselves
45:30to the person
45:30beside them in the
45:31bed.
45:32And then we got
45:33up and Kitty?
45:34And then the
45:35clocks went forward.
45:36People turned
45:37their clocks forward
45:38for Daylight
45:39Savings.
45:40Gwyneth Paltrow
45:41and Daughter
45:41Apple are starring
45:42in a new ad
45:43campaign for what?
45:45Kitty?
45:46BCF?
45:47Is.
45:49What a get.
45:51Chris?
45:52This is Gap,
45:53isn't it?
45:53Gap.
45:53Closing.
45:53Swag Gap now.
45:55Thank you,
45:56Oh,
45:57good news out
45:57of the Middle
45:58East.
45:58Oh,
45:59and we're out of
46:00time.
46:00Let's check that
46:01final leaderboard
46:02and our winner
46:02is Chris Parker.
46:10Congratulations to
46:11everyone for being
46:12part of the show
46:13both tonight and
46:14throughout the season.
46:15We'll leave you with
46:16one final reminder of
46:17the need to pay
46:17attention when
46:18appearing on live
46:19TV.
46:19Give me two more.
46:20Oh my God.
46:22Last one.
46:22Let's go.
46:23No,
46:23Kenny.
46:24No.
46:25Oh my God.
46:27Good night,
46:28Australia.
46:28See you next year.
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