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So, I decided to upload some episodes of the Cosmic Cowboys English dub, which is some people began to talk about.


Cosmic Cowboys belongs to Jan Van Rijsselberge.

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00:09The End
00:47Oh.
00:54Paradisio 1000.
00:56Ouch!
01:01Come to Paradisia 1000, where life is carefree.
01:06Leave your troubles behind at Paradisia 1000.
01:11Hmm.
01:22One ticket for Paradisia 1000, where life is carefree.
01:30Yeah, like I was saying, I want to go to Paradisia 1000.
01:38I want to go to Paradisia 1000, where life is carefree.
01:44Leave your troubles behind at Paradisia 1000.
01:48Enough!
01:52I left my troubles behind.
02:16The galaxy is under siege. Pollution has destabilized our resources.
02:21The situation is critical.
02:25The entire galaxy is under threat. Pollution is killing us.
02:30But there is a solution.
02:32It's the So Sunny Solar Panel.
02:35Thanks to the So Sunny Solar Panel, you can help save the universe from an ecological catastrophe.
02:40Uh, what's he saying?
02:43Shh!
02:44This solar panel can provide electricity for your entire house.
02:48We'll deliver it to your domicile before you've even had a chance to dial the number that's now appearing on
02:55your TV.
03:03Oh, hey!
03:05Hey!
03:08Did you just eat these beans?
03:11Uh, yeah.
03:13What?
03:13What?
03:15Don't you know that deadly gases are destroying the ozone layer?
03:20We gotta fight the greenhouse effect.
03:24Don't you care?
03:27Paradisia 1000, where life is carefree.
03:32Leave your troubles behind at Paradisia 1000.
03:36Paradisia 1000.
03:38Paradisia 1000, where life is...
03:42Leave your troubles to 1000.
03:44Carefree living.
03:47Paradisia 1000.
03:49But, we have the solution.
03:52It's the So Sunny Solar Panel.
03:54We will deliver the So Sunny Solar Panel to your door even before you finish dialing the numbers on your
04:00screen.
04:28Where life is carefree.
04:31Yeah?
04:32Well, your carefree days are over, pal.
04:54It works.
04:55It doesn't work.
04:57It works.
04:59It doesn't work.
05:00It works.
05:02It doesn't work.
05:04It works.
05:07It works! It doesn't work.
05:25I got a job for you, Cosmics!
05:28Serial Bob's been spotted carrying some sort of weapon!
05:32Go find him and see what he's up to! Now get going!
05:37It works! It doesn't work.
05:44Granny says Bob got himself some solar panels.
05:47But what is it with these solar panels, homie? Everybody seem to...
05:51Duke! Duke! Gee, where'd it go?
05:58Duke! Duke!
06:02Shit!
06:08Huawei!
06:09Uh...whatcha doin'?
06:11Well our scooters are causing too much pollution so I'm taking the bus.
06:18Uh...okay...uh-huh. And your point is...?
06:20Well we sit here and wait for the bus.
06:42Almost there.
06:52Where the hell's the bus, Slim?
06:58Need I remind you that we're supposed to be catching, Bob?
07:02Future generations won't thank us for this, Curtis.
07:05Oh, and so will Granny, Duke.
07:08So will Granny.
07:18After you have placed the ingredients in water, set the thermal dial to 12, and simmer 2 minutes for a
07:24crusty layer.
07:33And I do love my layer crusty.
07:46Well, hey, Pollution Boy.
07:49Do you know how long it takes gum to decompose, huh?
07:53Well, do you?
07:5452 years.
07:58Ah, finally.
08:01It's about time.
08:03Well, two tickets, please.
08:10End of the line.
08:12What do you mean, end of the line?
08:15This is my very last run.
08:17I'm retiring.
08:19Bye-bye.
08:21No!
08:22You can't do that!
08:28Hello, police?
08:29We've got a problem on...
08:31Paradisia 1000!
08:33Bob is frying the planet and its residents with a gigantic solar panel.
08:38And you two should already be there!
08:42Curtis!
08:44Let's go!
08:46Duke, this bus balloons the air, remember?
08:49No.
09:01Man, this is jive!
09:05Well, think of the future generations, Curtis.
09:18We go a lot faster.
09:20If-and you'd release the handbrake!
09:25Oh, yeah.
09:26That's a lot better.
09:28Time for our...
09:31Sunscreen contest, folks!
09:42Oh, look at that planet.
09:44The lungs of our galaxy.
09:47Amazing, huh?
09:50Well...
09:51Them lungs are gonna stop breathing if we don't hurry up and get there.
10:01There's...
10:01gotta be another way.
10:03What?
10:04You want me to turn on the engine?
10:06Ya know the pollution will cause.
10:09It's your call, bro, but you can say bye-bye to that planet of y'alls.
10:14What are you morons doing? The planet's burning up!
10:24Oh, my God.
10:54What the...
10:58No!
11:02No!
11:09Well, it's time for the oxygen mask contest, folks!
11:24Well, Bob is still in hiding.
11:27I got some complaints about the pollution you two caused on Paranisio 1000.
11:32What the...
11:36Are you listening?
11:42Hello?
11:44What are you morons doing?
11:52Well?
11:54Nothing.
11:56Hey, look over there!
11:58Where?
11:59There!
12:01Hey!
12:02Yoo-hoo!
12:03Hey!
12:04Over here!
12:06Hey!
12:08Hello!
12:13You ever hear of Paranisio 1000?
12:16How are you morons doing me?
12:16Looking!
12:24Mommy!
12:26Hey!
12:29Hey!
12:32Bye!
12:39Hey!
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