00:00Got a formal night at the Struppstorf Dief back tomorrow.
00:02I was not expecting to find such a genuine American weirdo.
00:06Now, how did someone like you end up in the Army?
00:09I was walking around a mall, really high.
00:12Recruiter waves me in, tells me he can vape in the Army,
00:14which was a damn lie, and wham, bam, thank you, ma'am,
00:17Corporal Ice Papadakis, future American hero,
00:20and I believe age is nothing but a number.
00:22Age is a number, and that fact is not in dispute.
00:25I'm Katya, a friend of your colonel.
00:27So am I.
00:28Oh, I doubt that very much.
00:30Corporal?
00:31Oh, colonel, take off the top hat.
00:34Okay.
00:36Katya?
00:37Everyone in town is talking about the corporal match this weekend.
00:42They are very excited to see the new colonel lose.
00:46Really?
00:46I'm not actually into the idea of defeat in the name of community relations,
00:51so you can tell everybody we will not lose because I don't lose.
00:55Well, I continue to be astounded at the size of your ego.
00:57Well, I continue to be astounded at the size of your ego.
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