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00:04What the f-
00:06Oh, oh my god.
00:07Are you okay?
00:08Who's making that noise?
00:10Is she alright?
00:13Olivia, talk.
00:14You're squeezing yourself.
00:15Olivia, breathe.
00:19Because of...
00:20Ms. Johnson, I think you need to call the ambulance.
00:22Olivia, are you okay?
00:24Why is everyone asking if she's okay?
00:25Does she look okay?
00:28Oh!
00:30I think she's turning into a dinosaur.
00:32Can someone help her?
00:33It hurts!
00:35Why is everyone just staring at her?
00:36Ava, help her!
00:37What do you want me to do, Kayla?
00:39Open her lungs?
00:41Oh, it's gone.
00:43Okay, what the f-
00:44Olivia, I thought you were dying.
00:45What was that?
00:46It was nothing.
00:47It looked like you got freaking stabbed.
00:49I get that all the time, but I'm fine now.
00:51I thought you were having a heart attack.
00:52I was about to call the SWAT team.
00:54And then, on the other side, Olivia.
00:57She was telling me about it, and I was like,
00:59Wait, really?
01:00And then, she's like, yeah.
01:01Olivia.
01:01She already knows because I told her,
01:04and that's what after school she's...
01:05Olivia!
01:06Can you tap her shoulders for me?
01:11Don't touch me, bitch.
01:13What?
01:14I'm getting tired of your attitude.
01:16Stop talking while I'm talking.
01:18You know what?
01:18Since you want to talk so much,
01:20why don't you share it to the whole class?
01:22All okay.
01:23Kevin cheated on Samantha with this girl named Kiana.
01:25So after school, Samantha is going to beat her ass.
01:28And then...
01:29Nope.
01:29Uh-uh.
01:30Olivia, leave my class and go to the office.
01:32How about that?
01:34You literally said to share it to the whole class.
01:37You know what?
01:37I'll just go.
01:38But before I leave,
01:39I just want to say I hate you and this class.
01:41How about that?
01:43He is so hot.
01:45Who?
01:45Someone.
01:46Let me see.
01:49What?
01:50Disgusting.
01:51Are you okay?
01:51Huh?
01:52Are you okay?
01:53Like, in the head.
01:54Yeah.
01:54He is not hot.
01:55Is this a prank?
01:56Where's the cameras?
01:56It's not.
01:57And yes, it is.
01:58I'm disappointed in you.
01:59Why?
02:00He looks like a zombie.
02:00That's a whole jump scare.
02:02No, he's not.
02:02As long as you're happy.
02:03But I have a crush and he goes to this school.
02:05Wait, tell me.
02:06He's so cute.
02:07I can't.
02:07Okay, show me.
02:11What?
02:12What is that?
02:13The guy?
02:14Yeah.
02:14Ew.
02:15Don't even.
02:16He's fine.
02:17Yours is ugly.
02:19No, yours is uglier.
02:20I don't understand.
02:21He's cute.
02:21For you.
02:22Okay, but you have a poor taste in men.
02:24No, you do too.
02:29I'm so tired.
02:31I know.
02:32Me too.
02:36Because.
02:40What the fuck?
02:41I think a demon entered inside her.
02:43Is she transforming into a dinosaur?
02:46Olivia.
02:47Bro, can you not shut up?
02:48I'm trying to sleep.
02:49You're always sleeping back there, Lucas.
02:51You shut up.
02:52Um, is she getting possessed?
02:55Why is she shaking?
02:56Did something crawl inside of her?
02:57Never in my 25 years of teaching have I ever seen this.
02:59Oh my.
03:00No one cares, Ms. Johnson.
03:01Can you do something and help her?
03:04You guys, I'm getting scared.
03:05What is going on?
03:07Ah.
03:07Oh my God.
03:08That was a good stretch.
03:10What the fuck?
03:10Oh, I have a cramp.
03:12There's something wrong with her.
03:14Ah, it hurts.
03:15Okay.
03:15It's gone.
03:16What just happened?
03:19So dizzy.
03:20I just saw sparkles.
03:21Uh, do you need water?
03:22No, I'm good.
03:23Ms. Johnson, you can keep teaching.
03:24All right, class.
03:25We have a new student.
03:26His name is Jacob.
03:28Wait, where?
03:29Where is he?
03:30Where?
03:31Who?
03:32Hi, Jacob.
03:33Hi, Jacob.
03:34Hi, Zaddy.
03:35Oh.
03:37Hi.
03:37What's up?
03:38Hey, Jacob.
03:39Um, don't never sit next to that girl.
03:41She's like, oh.
03:42And you can come sit next to me if you want.
03:44No, Olivia.
03:45He's staying right there.
03:46Oh, okay.
03:47Girl, he is so funny.
03:48I know, right?
03:49Oh my God.
03:50Okay, we will be working on a project and you need a partner.
03:53Can I be partners with Jacob?
03:55Jacob, be my partner.
03:57No, I want to be partners with Jacob.
03:59He even said it.
04:00Girl, no.
04:00He did not say that.
04:02No, he's working with me so I can help him.
04:05You know what?
04:05I don't care.
04:06So do you have a girlfriend?
04:08Yeah, she goes to this school.
04:10What the fuck?
04:11Olivia, that's my boyfriend.
04:14To also form.
04:17That would be able.
04:19Ah!
04:20Is she having a seizure?
04:21You okay?
04:22And bro, what the hell?
04:25What the fuck?
04:26Did y'all see that?
04:27I think she got possessed.
04:29What the shit?
04:29Okay, what just happened?
04:30Nothing.
04:31I did that on purpose.
04:32No, you didn't.
04:32That was a whole spirit coming out your body.
04:34You need to go see a doctor.
04:35It's not that big of a deal.
04:36Oh my God.
04:36She needs a reboot.
04:37Olivia, are you okay?
04:38Yes.
04:39Then why were you glitching?
04:40I don't know what that was.
04:41Do you need to go to the nurse's office?
04:43No, I'm fine.
04:44That's not normal.
04:45I think I have superpowers.
04:47Kayla, what the fuck?
04:48I think I'm special, guys.
04:49I'm the chosen one.
04:50You need to go touch grass.
04:51I think an evil ghost touched her.
04:53I rebuke!
04:54Olivia, can you explain what that was?
04:55It's a glitch.
04:55I'm in the wrong universe.
04:57Girl.
04:58I'm losing brain cells.
04:59What did she say?
05:00Huh?
05:00A demon entered her body.
05:02What?
05:02No, it didn't.
05:03Can everyone stop looking at me now?
05:04How about that?
05:05Like, what the fuck?
05:06Olivia, when did you get glasses?
05:08I got them yesterday.
05:09Olivia, take them off.
05:10Can you still see me?
05:11Wait, I can't.
05:12Kayla, oh my god, where'd you go?
05:13Yes, I can still see you.
05:14Can I see them really quick?
05:15Yeah, sure.
05:17How many fingers am I holding up?
05:19Are you serious?
05:20Four.
05:21Okay, what about this one?
05:22Ava, I'm not blind.
05:23Olivia, how many fingers am I holding up?
05:26628.
05:27Two, Ashley.
05:28How about now?
05:29What are y'all doing?
05:30I can still see.
05:30It's just blurry.
05:32Why do you need glasses, then?
05:33So I can have a special ability to see the dinosaurs outside.
05:36Wait, Emily, give it to me.
05:37Oh my god, why is it like that?
05:40Wait, I want to try.
05:41How can you see with this?
05:42What are y'all doing?
05:43Those are expensive.
05:44You're gonna break it.
05:45Okay, my turn.
05:46What?
05:47I want to try.
05:49Oops, sorry.
05:50I can't see anything.
05:51Never see yet.
05:53Everyone's fingerprints are the damn lenses.
05:56Ava.
05:57What?
05:58Pufferfish.
05:59What?
06:00Look, a pufferfish.
06:01You have a pufferfish?
06:03No!
06:04You know what?
06:04Never mind.
06:05Oh my god, watermelon looks so cute today.
06:07Huh?
06:07Ava, are you being serious?
06:09I don't know what you're saying.
06:10Watermelon, look at him.
06:11I don't have a watermelon.
06:13Dumb bitch!
06:14Oh, Lucas?
06:15Yes!
06:15Finally!
06:17What?
06:18The hallway, it's pineapple and carrot.
06:19Look.
06:20Who the fu-
06:21I'm about to punch you.
06:21You don't know who pineapple and carrot is?
06:23Just say their name.
06:24You want their government name while everyone is listening to us?
06:27You know what?
06:27Forget it.
06:27They gone.
06:28They left.
06:28You're giving me a headache.
06:29Did you even know who Skittles, Kiwi, Banana, and Graves is?
06:33Come on, it's not that hard to remember.
06:34It's not my fault you have a whole crush on the whole universe.
06:36I'm still waiting.
06:37That's too many.
06:38You're the one who made up the names.
06:40What the fu-
06:40Oh, Tim, Austin, Brian, and Blake.
06:42Why didn't you just say that?
06:44They're in front of me.
06:46Oh.
06:47Wow, you're like very dumb.
06:50Don't talk to me.
06:51I don't know what to do.
06:52Do I knock?
06:52I'm just gonna text her.
06:53Hey.
06:54Hey.
06:55Don't worry, he's friendly.
06:58He's not gonna bite.
06:59Oh, so cute.
07:01Milo, stop!
07:02Come on.
07:04Mom, this is Ava.
07:04Ava, this is my mom.
07:05Hi, are you hungry?
07:06I'm okay, thank you.
07:07You said you were starving and your stomach was growling.
07:09Now, I'm good.
07:10Mom, she's just shy.
07:11Well, if there's anything you need, don't be afraid to ask.
07:13Let's go in my room.
07:13Okay, Ava, you don't have to sit on the floor.
07:16Oh.
07:17Mom, do you have a bathroom?
07:18No, I shit in the backyard and wipe my ass with leaves.
07:20What?
07:20Yes, I do.
07:23Okay.
07:24Oh my god, I plugged the toilet.
07:25Shit, where's the plunger?
07:26Fuck.
07:26Okay, never mind.
07:27Olivia, can you give me water?
07:28What?
07:29Water, I'm thirsty.
07:30Why are you whispering?
07:31Because.
07:31Mom, Ava!
07:33What?
07:34Wants water!
07:35No, I don't.
07:35She's lying.
07:36I never said that.
07:37Are you scared?
07:37I don't want it anymore.
07:38I'm gonna go get food.
07:39No, don't leave me here.
07:41Ava, you're fine.
07:42Can you get me food too?
07:42It's for you.
07:43Jess, come with me.
07:44Okay.
07:46Can I help you?
07:48No.
07:49Then what the fuck are you looking at?
07:51Olivia, please watch your mouth.
07:53No, not until she stops staring.
07:55I'm not even staring at you.
07:57And how would you even know I was staring at you if you weren't staring at me?
08:00I wasn't.
08:01Who the hell wants to stare at you?
08:02You look like Dora, bitch.
08:04Okay, that's it.
08:05Olivia, go to the office.
08:07See?
08:08This is your fault.
08:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:14What is it?
08:15It's this funny video.
08:16Watch.
08:19Isn't that so funny?
08:20I didn't even see anything.
08:22What were you staring at?
08:22The wall?
08:23I couldn't see anything.
08:24What do you mean?
08:25Ava, I couldn't see shit.
08:26Why?
08:26It's that damn screen protector.
08:28No, that's because you're probably closing your eyes.
08:30Are you like dumb?
08:30Okay, just watch it again.
08:31All I see is a black screen.
08:32What?
08:33It's pitch black, Ava.
08:34I can literally see it.
08:35Is your brightness all the way up?
08:36Yes.
08:37Then why is it like that?
08:38Okay, how about now?
08:39That didn't change anything.
08:40Never mind.
08:40I don't even know why you need that.
08:42It's for privacy.
08:42No one cares.
08:43Olivia, don't even.
08:44What?
08:45I always catch you looking and staring at my phone.
08:46I can't read or even see anything.
08:47That's the point.
08:48Well, don't show me stuff then.
08:50Oh, look at this picture I took last week.
08:52Oh, sorry.
08:53There.
08:53Can't see it.
08:54Oh, you need to get your eyes checked.
08:55No, I don't.
08:56Yeah, you need glasses.
08:57You know what?
08:57Just give it to me so I can see it.
08:59How about that?
09:03Why is she just standing there?
09:06Wow.
09:07I was gone for a day from my meeting and come back to a horrible sub note.
09:14And I just want you all to know, out of the 25 years of teaching, I had never had a
09:21class
09:21like this.
09:22Wait, Ms. Johnson, what are you talking about?
09:25What am I talking about?
09:27The sub from yesterday.
09:29As a matter of fact, I just got an email today and she said she will never sub for this
09:33class
09:34again because of how you guys treated her.
09:36What is wrong with me as a teacher?
09:39May I use the bathroom?
09:41Really?
09:41No, not right now.
09:4327 students in this class and only three listened to the sub.
09:47Can you believe that?
09:48I am so disappointed.
09:50Oh yeah, the project that was supposed to be due next week is now going to be due tomorrow.
09:54How about that?
10:01She looks so sad.
10:02Oh my God.
10:03Olivia, oh my God.
10:04What's wrong?
10:05Olivia, are you okay?
10:06Yeah, I'm just tired.
10:08Are you sure you're okay?
10:10I don't know.
10:10I just feel weird.
10:12Hey, Olivia, honey.
10:13Do you need to go to the nurse?
10:15No, Ms. Johnson.
10:15I'm good.
10:17I feel so bad.
10:22She's crying.
10:23Don't worry about me.
10:24You won't understand.
10:26Is there anything I can do to help?
10:28No, I don't think I'll ever be happy again.
10:31I think I'm losing my voice.
10:33I'm here if you need anything.
10:34There's some snacks on my desk if you need it.
10:36Thank you, Ms. Johnson.
10:38We're all here if you need anything and we love you.
10:41I swear you better not be faking this shit.
10:43I'm really sad.
10:44You're so ugly.
10:45Can you stop now?
10:47I knew it.
10:49I'm not giving you a ride after school.
10:50How about that?
10:52Mrs. Johnson.
10:53I've been raising my hand for five minutes.
10:55Can you not see me?
10:56What, Olivia?
10:58Can I go to the nurse's office?
11:00You just went 10 minutes ago.
11:02It's because my stomach is still hurting and I have a really bad headache.
11:05And all she did was ask me what I ate for breakfast.
11:07And gave me a damn peppermint.
11:10This is your third time going, Olivia.
11:12Oh my god.
11:13I know.
11:14It's because all she gave me was a faking band-aid and an ice pack.
11:17I could literally be giving birth to a baby and have a bone sticking on my arm.
11:20And all she would say is,
11:22Honey, go back to class.
11:23You're fine.
11:25Watch your mouth.
11:26Stop cussing in my class.
11:27And you're not going.
11:28How about that?
11:29No.
11:30I'm going.
11:30And you can shove this ice pack up your ass.
11:32How about that?
11:36Olivia, did you see the...
11:37Shh.
11:37Hold on.
11:41Lucas!
11:42What, bruh?
11:43What, bruh?
11:44I'm not your bruh.
11:45I need you to shock the fuck.
11:46Hey, let's not.
11:47Please.
11:56Why is it taking us so long to read one paragraph?
11:58A paragraph?
11:59I'm not even done reading a sentence yet.
12:01There's something wrong with your two brain cells.
12:03What?
12:04Is she okay?
12:07Wake up!
12:10Because of the problems and obstacles that he had.
12:12What is she doing?
12:13She's on autopilot.
12:15And now the environment that he is living.
12:17She's been doing that for the past 30 minutes.
12:19Why is it not entering my brain?
12:21Okay, Olivia, sit down.
12:23What are you doing over there?
12:24I'm reading the words,
12:25but I can't read the words.
12:26What?
12:26That made no sense.
12:28I'm losing my two brains.
12:29I'll still have love.
12:30You know what?
12:30I'm done.
12:31How about that?
12:33Because I was at the pool and someone was calling me.
12:35I was running and then I slept.
12:37Everyone was staring at me.
12:38What are you doing?
12:39I'm listening.
12:39Don't worry.
12:40I mean, it was my fault because...
12:41Okay, I'm sorry, but hold on.
12:42What?
12:42Stop talking.
12:43Why?
12:45Where is my vape?
12:46You lost it again.
12:47I had it right here.
12:48Is it in your bathroom counter?
12:49You were here the whole time.
12:50Is that what you have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
12:52Yeah, it's a fruit.
12:53How is it a fruit?
12:54It's strawberry flavored.
12:55Where is it?
12:56Get up.
12:57No.
12:57Get up, Socky.
12:58Make sure you're not sitting on it.
12:59I'm not sitting on it.
13:00Please?
13:00Oh my God.
13:01Do you have it?
13:02Ava, does it look like I use them damn flavored motor oils?
13:04Why be in the carpet?
13:06What the fuck?
13:06Get some scissors.
13:07Ava, I'm not doing that.
13:08You're addicted.
13:09I'm not addicted.
13:09Sorry.
13:10Breathe air.
13:10But the air doesn't taste like strawberry.
13:12Oh wow.
13:13Where is it?
13:13Help me find it.
13:14I am.
13:15Is it this?
13:16Olivia, that's a USB flash drive.
13:18Well, I don't know where it is.
13:19Can I check your mom's room?
13:20No, what the fuck?
13:21Where?
13:21It's right there.
13:22Oh.
13:23You need to get rid of that damn flavored stick.
13:24How about that?
13:35No, page 45.
13:38What the?
13:39Ow.
13:43Olivia.
13:45Yes?
13:46What are you doing?
13:47Straightening my hair.
13:49Does anyone want me to straighten the hair too?
13:50For five bucks?
13:51No.
13:52You're not straightening nobody's hair.
13:53And I meant what are you doing?
13:55This is not a salon.
13:56Put it away.
13:57I didn't have the time to do my hair this morning.
14:00That's not my problem.
14:01Put it away, Olivia.
14:02Oh my God.
14:04Ow.
14:04Shit.
14:05Give me 20 minutes.
14:06Okay.
14:06You know what?
14:07I'm done.
14:07Just go to the office.
14:08How about that?
14:10Okay.
14:11And I'll be straightening the principal's hair when I get there.
14:13How about that?
14:22Well, why are you here?
14:24Me and my best friend were talking in class and shouldn't she be here too?
14:27Anyways, Ms. Johnson told us to be quiet and I said, hold on.
14:30And she said, I'll wait.
14:31And I was like, okay, wait then.
14:34And she said, oh, well, go to the office.
14:38Olivia, this is your billionth time getting sent here.
14:40It's not my fault that I'm always here.
14:42There's 27 students in that class and I'm always the one.
14:45The one getting sent to the office.
14:47Hmm.
14:48Fan behavior.
14:49I'll be emailing and calling your mom.
14:51Call her.
14:52And she's sleeping.
14:52So she's going to scream at you.
14:54And I need to go to the bathroom.
14:55I've been holding my pee for two hours now.
14:57No, you're staying right there.
14:59While I'm going.
15:00How about that?
15:12What is going on?
15:14I'm going to miss you guys so much.
15:19Did someone die?
15:24Emily, why are you crying?
15:25You ditch class almost every day.
15:27I know, but this is like the last day of school.
15:30Okay.
15:31I would be crying too, but tears of joy.
15:35Why is she crying?
15:36Who's going to miss her?
15:37Everyone hated her in this class.
15:43Are we just going to cry all day?
15:48Ava, you're going to see the next year.
15:49What the hell?
15:50I hope you always still remember me.
15:52Are we moving to different planets?
15:55You guys are going to make me cry.
15:59Olivia, go to the office.
16:00How about that?
16:01No, I'm going home.
16:04I like your ring.
16:05Oh, thank you.
16:06Do you want to know something?
16:07But promise me not to tell nobody.
16:08I promise.
16:09This ring gives me powers.
16:11Really?
16:12Yeah, but I can only use it when I'm in danger.
16:13So yeah, she works at the hospital.
16:15Wait, you guys.
16:15You all know my mom was the first person to touch the sun?
16:18What?
16:18No way.
16:19Wait, how would that work?
16:20It was a long time ago, but she had this special suit.
16:22Oh.
16:22But guess what, everyone?
16:23What?
16:24My mom is getting me an iPhone for my birthday.
16:26My dad invented iPhones.
16:27What?
16:28I thought you said your dad worked at McDonald's.
16:29No way, I didn't.
16:30I said my sister is the owner of McDonald's.
16:32Okay, wait.
16:32If your dad is the owner, where is your iPhone?
16:34I'm not allowed to bring it to school.
16:35But guess who's coming over to my house this weekend?
16:37Who?
16:37Ariana Grande.
16:38There's no way.
16:39Yeah, she's my cousin.
16:41Oh my god.
16:42Yeah, and Taylor Swift is my great-grandmother's daughter's sister and my brother's sister.
16:44You're so confusing.
16:45I think she's lying.
16:46I'm not lying.
16:47Do you have a picture with her?
16:48No.
16:49But I need to say something.
16:50What is it?
16:50I think my dog can talk and fly.
16:52You know what I think?
16:53What?
16:54There's something wrong with you.
16:58What?
17:00On the other page, you will be...
17:02Olivia, why are you late again?
17:03There was a fight in the hallway and I wanted to watch it.
17:07Really?
17:09Yes.
17:10So Keanu was putting on Samantha's hair, right?
17:12And it turns out it ain't even her real hair.
17:14So she threw her wig down the stairs and Samantha...
17:16Nope.
17:17Uh-uh.
17:17Olivia, stop talking.
17:18And Ava, get back to work.
17:20See what you did there?
17:21You disrupted other people's learning.
17:23And seriously?
17:24Seriously what?
17:25This is your fifth time being tardy, Olivia.
17:28Oh my god.
17:29I didn't even hear the bell ring, Mrs. Johnson.
17:31The bell rang 15 minutes ago.
17:33Oh, sorry.
17:34I forgot.
17:34I think I had my earbuds in.
17:38Out, Olivia.
17:39I'm done.
17:40Go to the office.
17:41How about that?
17:42Sorry, I had you guys waiting.
17:43Hi, mom.
17:44Hey, you.
17:44How are you?
17:46She's asking you a question.
17:48I'm good.
17:49That's great.
17:49Can I get your name really quick?
17:51You don't know your name?
17:53Olivia.
17:54Okay.
17:54Do you have any allergies?
17:56Do you?
17:57No.
17:58Great.
17:59So what seems to be the problem here?
18:01Her arm has been causing her a lot of pain.
18:03I'm sorry to hear that.
18:04Is it the left or the right arm?
18:07Her left one.
18:08Okay.
18:09And how long has it been causing you pain?
18:12A week.
18:13All right.
18:13And does it hurt if you move stretch at all?
18:16Olivia, I don't have your arm, but yes, it does.
18:18Okay.
18:19One more thing.
18:19When's your date of birth?
18:22Oh, my.
18:23February 11th.
18:24And what year?
18:252022.
18:27Olivia, you were not born in 2022.
18:29Okay.
18:29You know what?
18:29How old are you?
18:33She's 21.
18:36Good morning, everyone.
18:37My name is Miss Miller, and I'm going to be your stop for today because Miss Johnson is sick.
18:40Olivia, I love your hair.
18:41It looks different.
18:42Yeah, I straightened it.
18:44I don't think she allows it.
18:45Yeah, she does.
18:46Allows it.
18:47Taking attendance.
18:48It's Kawhila here.
18:49Who's that?
18:50Koala?
18:51That's an animal.
18:51No, Kawhila?
18:52You mean Kayla?
18:53That's me.
18:54What the fuck?
18:54Okay, is Ava here?
18:55It's Ava.
18:56It's three letters.
18:57Ava.
18:58Sorry.
18:58Oliwaya.
18:59What did she say?
19:00Oliwaya?
19:01It's Olivia.
19:02Why is your name Oliwaya here if your name is Olivia?
19:04It's pronounced Olivia.
19:06That's like the easiest name in the world.
19:07It's beet rice here.
19:08Did she say she's beating rice?
19:10You mean Beatrice?
19:12Mikael.
19:13Ma'am, it's Michael.
19:14Okay, what about Chlo?
19:15Is that you?
19:16No, do I look like a Chlo to you?
19:18Miss Miller, it's Chloe.
19:20My name is Miss Miller.
19:21Oops, bitch.
19:23Get out.
19:23Rilay, are you here?
19:24It's Riley.
19:25Sh-
19:25Jessica.
19:26Did she just call me Jessica?
19:27Here.
19:29Lusas.
19:29It's Lucas, bruh.
19:30I'm not your bruh.
19:31You know what?
19:31Stop grabbing that time it's up here.
19:32How about that?
19:33Okay, it's been 20 minutes.
19:34Beatrice, what did you get for number one?
19:36Um, I got 10.
19:37That's wrong.
19:38No, it's not.
19:39Okay, Emily, what did you get?
19:40I got 11.
19:41What a dumb bitch.
19:42Beatrice, stop.
19:43I forgot how to divide.
19:45I got 11 too.
19:47Exactly, beatrice.
19:48Miss Johnson, I got 10.
19:49I also got 10.
19:51I'm the smartest person here, so.
19:52No one gives a sh-
19:53I don't know how to do this.
19:55Ava, what did you get?
19:56I couldn't even solve it because why is there a bunch of letters next to the number?
19:58Just say you're stupid.
19:59Jessica, do you want to beat your ass?
20:00Is the answer 10 or 11?
20:02I'm confused.
20:03Hmm, Olivia, want to share your answer?
20:04Uh, give me a minute.
20:06She's erasing it.
20:07Just say it.
20:07I got 865.
20:09What the fuck?
20:10She needs to go back to third grade.
20:11Beatrice, you got her back four times.
20:12I wouldn't be talking.
20:13Damn, four times?
20:14Olivia, you're like way off.
20:16Your face is way off.
20:17How about that?
20:18Olivia, can you explain how you got that?
20:19I'm too lazy, so no.
20:20Class, Olivia is the only one that got the answer right.
20:23How the fuck?
20:26Bombas!
20:27Sorry.
20:28No, they're so sorry.
20:29Enough!
20:30Side eye.
20:32Emily's on her sick era.
20:33Beatrice, be quiet!
20:35Where's Miss Johnson?
20:36She's not here.
20:36I'm your substitute for today.
20:37Teacher, dope!
20:39What was that?
20:39Nothing.
20:40What's your name?
20:40Mrs. Smith.
20:41Side eye.
20:42Why do you keep saying that?
20:43Criminal offensive side eye.
20:45Oh, wow, we need help.
20:46Olivia is in her mad era.
20:47Keep being annoying and I'm gonna throw you out the window.
20:50BFFR!
20:50Yeah, because I need to paint my nails again.
20:52Let me paint them.
20:53Denial is a river in Egypt.
20:54What?
20:55Jessica, I love your outfit.
20:57Yeah, you ate.
20:57You're literally slaying today.
20:59At the mall, it's cute, huh?
21:00Chloe, I have that same shirt and wore it yesterday.
21:02Okay.
21:02It's giving wannabe me for real.
21:04Okay, get your homework up here.
21:06Homework, double it and give it to the next person.
21:07Beatrice, shut up!
21:09Awook, jump scare.
21:10I didn't eat breakfast.
21:10I'm so hungry.
21:11Side eye.
21:12Okay, Beatrice, stop talking.
21:13Mrs. Smith is in her mad era.
21:15Get out.
21:17Bombastic side...
21:18How about that?
21:20My pee is about to come out.
21:22Just make sure you do both sides.
21:24Am I invincible?
21:25I've been raising my hand.
21:27Just say her name.
21:28Miss Johnson!
21:29An homepage.
21:31Olivia, that was too loud.
21:32Olivia, try again, but with a lower voice.
21:34No, I'm not trying anything.
21:35I need to go to the bathroom.
21:36Do you want me to be on the floor?
21:37Okay, hurry up and make sure you take the bathroom pass.
21:43Where's the bathroom pass?
21:45Olivia, if it was a snake, it would have bit you.
21:46It's right there.
21:49Where?
21:49You have five seconds to grab it or you're not going anywhere.
21:52You're talking about this?
21:54Yep.
21:55You want me to take this?
21:57Yes.
21:58What the fuck?
21:59Watch your mouth.
22:00You're telling me I'm bringing this with me to the bathroom?
22:03Mm-hmm.
22:03That's the bathroom pass.
22:05Does it need to take a sh-?
22:06No, just carry it with you.
22:08Do you have a different bathroom pass?
22:09Nope.
22:11Oh my god, it's too heavy.
22:13You know what?
22:13You're not going.
22:14How about that?
22:15When I'm going, how about that?
22:16Oh my god, I can't see anything.
22:18What does that first one say?
22:19What is the setting of the story?
22:20The time and place?
22:21Okay, thank you.
22:23Make sure y'all are writing all of this down.
22:25Can I just copy your notes?
22:27No, do you not see me writing?
22:28I still have this whole page to fill up.
22:29Okay then, what does the second one say?
22:31Why do you keep asking me?
22:32Ask someone else.
22:33Caleb, what does the second one say?
22:35What?
22:36We're going swimming?
22:37Never mind.
22:37Miss Johnson, I can't see the board.
22:39Oh, I'm sorry.
22:40Here, I'll bring the board to you.
22:42I was kidding.
22:43Did you actually think I was going to do that?
22:45You chose to sit back there with your best friend, so deal with it.
22:48Why can't you see?
22:49Don't you have eyes?
22:50No, I don't.
22:50Where are they?
22:51They're missing.
22:52Um, no, it's on your face.
22:55Uh-uh, I got this.
22:57How am I supposed to write notes, Miss Johnson?
22:59Where are your glasses, Olivia?
23:00In my backpack, and even if I did wear them, I still wouldn't be able to see, and I hate
23:03wearing them.
23:04Well, I don't know what to tell you.
23:06I'm going to bring some binoculars tomorrow.
23:07You write so small, what do I look like?
23:09An ant?
23:10Okay, go to the office.
23:11How about that?
23:12Nope, I'm going home.
23:13How about that?
23:14Okay, how is everyone's first day of school going?
23:21Great talk.
23:21And it seems like we're actually missing three more people.
23:25You're late.
23:26Yes, because I've been looking for this class everywhere, going up and down, up and down.
23:30And nobody out there wants to help me.
23:31Everyone is saying, you go left, you go right, you go left.
23:33Okay, well, just sit down.
23:35Don't want to be here.
23:38Oh, another one.
23:38Why are you late?
23:39The hallway is crowded as fuck.
23:41Right?
23:42And everyone keeps pushing me and stepping on the back of my shoes.
23:44Sorry to hear that.
23:46I tripped up the stairs twice.
23:47Do people not know how to walk?
23:48Okay, calm down.
23:49Go sit down.
23:51Hi, why are you so late?
23:52I was looking for a hallway crush, but I couldn't find one, so...
23:56Okay, yeah, go sit down.
23:57Mom, make me up.
23:58I hate everyone here.
23:59Okay, you first.
24:00Say your name and say three fun facts about yourself.
24:02I'm Olivia and I like to eat, sleep, and breathe air.
24:04I'm Ava.
24:04I like crying.
24:05I complain every day and I have no dad.
24:07Okay, you know what?
24:07What did you guys do over summer?
24:08I rotted in my room all day.
24:10What the fuck?
24:11Miss Johnson.
24:14Miss Johnson.
24:17Miss Johnson!
24:19What?
24:19And please lower your voice.
24:21I have to say your name two times for you to hear me.
24:22Like, what the fuck?
24:23Watch your mouth.
24:24What did you need?
24:25I need help on question 10.
24:26Come over here and sit by me so I can take a look at it.
24:28Did you even read the question?
24:29No, I want you to give me the extra key for all of them.
24:31Yes, I rotted for 146 million times.
24:32That makes no sense.
24:34Okay, what did you get?
24:3510?
24:36Uh-uh.
24:36Go back to your desk and try again.
24:37No, I'm not doing that.
24:38I have a headache.
24:39Okay, if Ashley has 20 apples and she gives Mike 5
24:41and Ashley has 16 oranges and she gives Mike 3,
24:43how many does he have now?
24:44I don't know.
24:45That's why I need help.
24:48Mr. Johnson, you rereading it did not help at all.
24:50You're on the right track but the wrong train.
24:51Keep pushing.
24:52You got this.
24:53Keep pushing?
24:53I'm not pregnant.
24:54Olivia, that was the easiest question.
24:55Read your notes.
24:56I didn't take any.
24:57Right, but I know you know.
24:58It's up there.
24:59No, nothing's up here.
25:00It's empty.
25:00Hello.
25:01Okay, you know what?
25:02Just work on that when you get home.
25:04No, I'm burning this when I get home.
25:06How about that?
25:08What's wrong?
25:09I don't know.
25:10I've just been depressed.
25:11Oh.
25:12What do you mean, oh?
25:13Oh, as in I can't help you with that.
25:14Wait, what?
25:15Why?
25:15Because I'm depressed too.
25:18I've been crying myself to sleep every night.
25:20Me too.
25:20How long do you cry?
25:21Um, an hour.
25:22You?
25:22Probably two to three hours.
25:24Is that normal?
25:25Yeah, I think.
25:26Why are we like this?
25:28I don't know.
25:28I don't think I'm okay.
25:29I'm fine, but I'm dying in the inside.
25:30Yep, I guess we're twins.
25:32I stressed out too.
25:34Ava.
25:34Huh?
25:35We're jumping off a cliff?
25:36Oh, wow.
25:37You're really going through it.
25:38I got so many issues.
25:39I do too.
25:40Have you tried unaliving yourself?
25:41Olivia, what the fuck?
25:42No, I'm just asking because I have many times.
25:44But surprise, I'm still here talking to you.
25:45Well, every day I'm trying my best to stay alive.
25:47That's good.
25:48I have a question.
25:49What?
25:50Do you cry when you're in the shower?
25:51Duh.
25:52There's something wrong with this.
25:54That's why we were meant to be best friends.
25:55Yeah, you're right.
26:13Okay, Olivia, what are you looking at?
26:15Me?
26:16No, her.
26:16The one who's banging her head against the door.
26:18Yes, you.
26:18Um, I just wanted to ask, um...
26:23Uh...
26:25Um...
26:25Spit it out, damn it!
26:27Okay, uh, do you still like me?
26:31Like, I just want to know if you do because it's been once since we've last talked and I miss
26:35us.
26:36Olivia, it's only been 10 minutes since we've last talked.
26:38Wait, really?
26:40Just kidding.
26:42It's not funny.
26:43But yeah, I think it's been four months.
26:44You don't hit me up anymore.
26:45Me?
26:46That's you!
26:46Olivia, you used to FaceTime me almost every day.
26:48And you used to call me almost every day.
26:50And now I'm just your little cockroach pet.
26:51I love you, I swear.
26:53And you just disappeared.
26:54I thought you got kidnapped or something.
26:55I actually miss you, Olivia.
26:56Because remember?
26:57Furlifer!
27:06Oh my god, what is that?
27:10The damn alarm.
27:13Samantha!
27:15Samantha, turn that off!
27:17I can't do this anymore.
27:18You know what?
27:21Hello?
27:24Wake up!
27:27You don't want to get up?
27:28Okay.
27:30Olivia, stop.
27:31Stop?
27:32You woke me up and I was sleeping so good.
27:33There, turn that off!
27:35No, I'm up now!
27:36What is going on?
27:37Samantha's 4,000 alarm woke me up.
27:40You know that stomp gives me heart attacks?
27:41Samantha, how do you have the phone next to your face and don't hear nothing?
27:44Exactly!
27:44Throw that and I'll throw you up.
27:45Can you get out of my room now?
27:46If I hear that phone again, I'm flashing it down the toilet.
27:48How about that?
27:49And if you do, you'll buy me another one.
27:50How about that?
27:52What the fuck?
27:53Why is the floor so wet?
27:55Samantha!
27:57Did you leave the entire Pacific Ocean on the floor?
27:59What?
28:00The floor is drenched with water.
28:02I don't know what you're talking about.
28:03Did you take a shower?
28:04Someone left a pool in there.
28:05No?
28:06Ask Tyler.
28:07Olivia, close my door!
28:09Did you flood the bathroom?
28:10He's right there!
28:11Shoot!
28:12Ah, never mind.
28:13The air is so moist.
28:14My socks is drenched in water.
28:15Tyler!
28:15Bro, hurry up!
28:17Hello!
28:17Olivia, what?
28:18Are you the one that took a shower in the bathroom?
28:20Yeah, so what?
28:21So what?
28:21While you're in there shaking like a wet dog, my socks is drenched in water, not because of you.
28:24Taking him off anyway and putting him in the washer.
28:26It's the principal.
28:27Watch out!
28:28Watch out!
28:28Move!
28:29And the bathroom is not sauna.
28:30It's so humid in there.
28:31Okay.
28:31It's nasty.
28:32It's like I'm breathing and vaporizing dead skin cells.
28:34What do you want me to do, Olivia?
28:34Call the SWAT team?
28:35What are y'all arguing about?
28:36Tyler left the whole Atlantic Ocean in the bathroom.
28:38Olivia, I'm playing.
28:39Get out!
28:40You know what?
28:40I'm going to use your towel to wipe the floor.
28:42How about that?
28:42This man is literally soaked.
28:44There's no more hot water left?
28:45Oh my god.
28:46Tyler, get your clothes out of here before I throw it in the trash.
28:48Where do I sit?
28:49Right there.
28:50In the front?
28:51Yep.
28:54Let's go!
28:55Find your seats!
28:55Um, I sit there.
28:56Um, I don't give a shit.
28:57Oh, you're a bitch.
28:58Olivia, do you also want a pillow and a blanket?
29:01So how did you guys spend summer?
29:02In my room.
29:03Crying.
29:04Okay, let's start introducing ourselves.
29:06Why are y'all looking at me?
29:07I'm not going first.
29:08I'll go.
29:08My name is Olivia and I'm booked, busy, blessed, and beautiful.
29:10Oh, wow.
29:11My name is Ava.
29:12What did you do for summer?
29:13Nothing.
29:14Next.
29:14My name is Kayla and yeah.
29:15You have to say four facts about yourself.
29:17I'm not doing all that.
29:18Oh, my name is Sophia and I don't even know myself.
29:20Girl in the back.
29:20Go.
29:21My name is...
29:22I can't hear her.
29:23Well, maybe if you shut up.
29:25My name is Emily.
29:25Can someone else go?
29:26My name is Beatrice and I'm the baddest.
29:29What did you do for summer?
29:30Everything I did was illegal, so I can't say.
29:32My name is Emma.
29:33Can you speak louder?
29:34My name is Emily.
29:35Do anything for summer?
29:36Sleeping.
29:37My name is Lucas and Kayla used to be my girlfriend.
29:38Yeah, until he cheated.
29:39I'm going to skip.
29:40I want to be unknown.
29:41My name is Chloe and I like eating.
29:43Why are we on our phones?
29:43Put it away.
29:44How about that?
29:45Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eight.
29:49Wait, what?
29:50Girl, what are you doing?
29:51Six, seven...
29:53Counting?
29:54Using my fingers?
29:55What does it look like I'm doing?
29:56You need your fingers...
30:01To count?
30:02Do you want to do it for me?
30:04And I've seen you do it too.
30:05She shut up.
30:07Ladies, why are we talking?
30:09Mrs. Johnson, Emma is using her fingers to count.
30:13Stop laughing and finish your quiz.
30:15And Emma, this quiz is literally so easy.
30:18Why do you need to use your fingers for?
30:19No, it's not.
30:21I've been stuck on the same problem for 30 minutes.
30:23I don't understand any of this.
30:25You know what?
30:25I'm not doing it.
30:26How about that?
30:27And Olivia...
30:28You've got to get me off.
30:28After you think I do a lot of things like this,
30:29Why do Iã‚…k you?
30:29You know my neighbors.
30:29I feel your spricht.
30:29I'm sorry about these things.
30:29What can I do for you guys are for?
30:30How about that?
30:30How are you supposed to using it?
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