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MAKE US LAUGH, WIN $1,000 (ft. MrBeast)
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00:00This is try not to laugh guitar edition. I'm here with Tariq and Mr. Beast. Are you boys ready?
00:07I'm ready to laugh because it's his money if I do. Look at this money right. Okay. That's a lot
00:12of money.
00:12Subscribers walk in one by one doing everything they can to make us laugh.
00:19If they make us break, they win 5,000 guitar every year.
00:25$1,000. No, it hasn't started yet. Bring in the first person, man.
00:31Okay. I can tell this guy's funny. This is going to be great.
00:33Wyatt, what's your name?
00:35My name is Biska. I watch in the videos a lot. And please don't put my name here. The real,
00:40just Biska.
00:41And this one, KSI. Big fan. Mr. Beastie, I'm always watching your videos. I'm big fan.
00:47Ronaldo. Sue, I'm big fan. Ronaldo. And who's this one?
00:52Do you know his name? This one. Okay. I've never seen this one. Sorry.
00:57It's okay. It's fine.
00:58KSI, you bring a random guy from the street. No, no, no.
01:01No, no. He's not. Sorry, sorry. What's your name, brother?
01:03My name is Tariq. Tariq. Okay. You working here, yeah? Who's this one?
01:10Go ahead, guys. Go ahead.
01:12I don't know who he is. Who is he? Brother, who you are?
01:15This is a smart play you're doing. I'll say some jokes, okay?
01:18What's he saying? Whitey on top, but blacky on the bottom.
01:23What?
01:24Society.
01:27It's okay if I guys show you impression of Ronaldo?
01:29Yeah, yeah, of course.
01:31Okay. One, two, three.
01:36Oh my god. I think I broke some.
01:41Security. Something. Steve, tell me.
01:44By the way, Steve is smelling a bit. He needs to put deodorant.
01:47I don't know what's going on. The guy, he doesn't want deodorant or something.
01:50Wallahi, he's stinking. Steve, stop putting on that one.
01:53Or maybe he's farting or something. He's nervous.
01:56Mr. Beast, can you please laugh? Wallahi! I'll do anything. Tell me anything if you laugh.
02:01Just be funny.
02:02Okay, I'm trying my best to be funny. You're talking about this. Why don't you laugh? What's wrong with you?
02:07You don't know me. No, okay. How about this? I know you. You're tired from the videos from Mr. Beast.
02:13Oh, so he was just being mean.
02:15No, I'm not being mean. I don't remember now because my head hit the floor and I remember.
02:25Let's go. Thank you very much, KSI.
02:27By the way, Wallahi, this is not even my real accent. I can't lie.
02:30Oh, great.
02:30I was faking the whole thing.
02:31Anyways, thank you for the one that was tired of my guy.
02:34Wait, can we see your Ronaldo impression one more time?
02:36Wallahi, you want my back to break, don't you?
02:38Wallahi, when I landed, I thought this was going to break if I'm being honest.
02:41Anyways, Biscowl, let's go, guys.
02:43Brother, what is on your moustache?
02:45What's up, KSI?
02:49Okay, all right.
02:51No way. I mean, that was... Can we keep going, please?
02:53What else do you have?
02:54What do you call an Asian disabled kid?
02:57Okay.
02:58I think we're good with the chicken crotch.
03:01The chicken crotch.
03:04What? Bro, you've already won the money.
03:08You don't have to whip it.
03:10I think his friend just wanted to hit him.
03:11Wait.
03:12It was just some built up tension.
03:14In all my years, I've never seen a chicken like that.
03:18That was crazy.
03:19I think that was the best one so far.
03:21All right. Next person, please.
03:23Oh, thank God.
03:26Sorry.
03:27Almost there. Almost.
03:28Okay.
03:29My name is Azizan.
03:31I'm going to do a skit about the birth of Gordon Ramsay.
03:35The birth of Gordon Ramsay.
03:37I like the direction.
03:38So as a mom, he's like, he just gave birth.
03:41Hurry, I'll just go on you, baby. All right, all right.
03:43Then Gordon Ramsay is like...
03:47And then Gordon Ramsay is like asking for milk.
03:52Try to speak into the mic.
03:53Oh, okay.
03:53I'm sorry.
03:55She's asking for milk, right?
03:58All right, all right.
03:58Give me milk.
03:59Pass me the milk.
04:01She passes the milk to him.
04:04He's just sucking it.
04:08This is like Kim Donut.
04:13Okay, uh…
04:13Yeah, it's time to go bad.
04:14No, no, no.
04:15I got another one.
04:15I got another one.
04:16I got another…
04:17Another line.
04:18One more line.
04:18One more line.
04:19Okay, Sai.
04:19Yeah.
04:20You have come a long way in this YouTube journey.
04:22Okay.
04:23You dragged so many people up along with you.
04:25You dragged…
04:26I'm old.
04:26Your brother up.
04:27You dragged your sideman group up.
04:29You dragged so many Yuki YouTubers up.
04:31Okay.
04:31But you somehow still dragged up your hairline.
04:35Steve.
04:36Fuck.
04:37No, please.
04:38Please.
04:38I beg, man.
04:39Yeet this brother, man.
04:41I'm all for hairline jokes.
04:43As long as they're funny.
04:43I'm a sucker for hairline jokes and thick of it jokes.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:47Those, as long as they're decent, you're getting a laugh.
04:50The person behind the curtain is just like, oh, shit.
04:52Shit, let me just change my whole thing.
04:53I'm in the thick of the hairline.
04:57Next person, please.
05:02No, man.
05:03Bro, you can't reuse a joke.
05:05It's a hack.
05:07Nah, chicken crotch isn't funny anymore.
05:10We already laughed at that.
05:11All right, so let me guess.
05:12Are you Spider-Man?
05:14Okay, so I guess do you want to do some Spider-Man things?
05:22Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
05:29You laughed at that?
05:31You laughed at that?
05:32That's a laugh.
05:33Let's go.
05:33Can't you just be throwing around laughs?
05:35Nah, I'm just seeing my man bounce on the shit, bro.
05:40Thank you, bro.
05:41Oh, I should not have taken my face off.
05:43Now we know how you look.
05:44Peter Parker.
05:45I should not have taken my mask off for this moment.
05:49All right, well, well done, man.
05:50All right.
05:53JJ, you just be throwing them laughs around.
05:55Okay, no, no, no, I actually need to lock in.
05:58Come on, all right, come on.
06:00Subscribe.
06:01Just do it.
06:02Do it.
06:03You want a thousand pounds, then do it.
06:05Subscribe and do it.
06:06Do it.
06:07Ah, a family of madness.
06:11Mine chopped him off like it was nothing.
06:13Yeah, cool, man.
06:14What's your name?
06:15Saif.
06:16All right, are you all right?
06:18Maybe.
06:19Well, I mean, you're a Liverpool fan, so there's got to be something wrong with you.
06:23Do we not like Liverpool?
06:24Yeah, he doesn't.
06:25I don't.
06:25I had this dream last night.
06:27Abu Fallah was a tourist in Brixton.
06:31And yeah, he got jumped by a couple of people from the ghetto.
06:38And yeah, he just got jumped.
06:44What happened to all the confidence you had at the beginning of this?
06:46Yeah, it just...
06:47It just kind of dwindled away.
06:48Yeah, I was trying to be my social anxiety allegations and shit.
06:51Okay, okay.
06:51Okay, come on, be there.
06:52You got it.
06:53You got it.
06:53Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
06:55Why?
06:56Because he was outstanding in his field.
06:57Okay?
06:58Okay.
06:58In his field.
07:00What makes you nervous?
07:01Is it JJ?
07:02Now it's being around people in general.
07:04Star jumps.
07:04Try it.
07:06You'll feel good about it.
07:07Trust me.
07:08There it is.
07:09Look, look at that.
07:09No, no, no, no.
07:10No, you got to commit.
07:11Do at least 10.
07:11Commit, bro.
07:1210, let's go.
07:13One, two, three.
07:14How are you feeling?
07:15Bro, commit.
07:16Arms all the way up.
07:17Yeah.
07:17There we go.
07:17Good, good.
07:18You see?
07:19Jeez, look at him.
07:20Look at him go.
07:21Okay, he's back.
07:22And I'm in the thicket of April.
07:23Jeez.
07:24Now you're ready for jumps.
07:25Okay.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Try to come up with something about his hairline and think of it.
07:29And I'll do my best to laugh if it's funny.
07:31Why does North Korea excel at doing straight lines?
07:34What?
07:35Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?
07:38How's this got to do with my forehead?
07:41No, I'm asking.
07:41It's a joke.
07:42Okay.
07:43Why?
07:44Because they got a supreme ruler.
07:47I'm in the thicket of it.
07:49Everybody knows.
07:50You know when you're on Instagram.
07:51You're sitting in the floor.
07:52I don't know nothing.
07:54I'm just called
07:5540-something million-something million.
07:57I don't know.
07:58Oh, right.
08:00Okay.
08:01I tried to give you an out.
08:02I gave you like a softball.
08:03I can see you, JJ.
08:04He just threw the bat.
08:05JJ!
08:06Give me a thousand pounds, JJ.
08:09Give us a yeah.
08:10Love for it, JJ.
08:11Love for it.
08:12Love for it, JJ.
08:14Come on.
08:15Love for it, JJ.
08:16I'm in the thicket of it.
08:18Steve, go for it, Steve.
08:19Oh, so I can do that.
08:22Yep, go for it, Steve.
08:23Pick him up.
08:23Go for it.
08:25Go for it.
08:26Yeah.
08:29Okay.
08:31JJ, please, I need this.
08:34I need this.
08:35You quit boxing for this?
08:38Boxer, then musician.
08:41And you gave all that up for this.
08:45What a fall from grace.
08:48For sake, next person, please.
08:54Oh, what's your name?
08:55My name is Sorkhan.
08:57Hi, Mr. Beast.
08:58Hi, Tariq.
08:59Hi, how are you?
09:00Hi, Ola.
09:02I hate that part of me, by the way.
09:04Ola Tunji, Ola Yinke, William Ola Tunji.
09:07Who names the Sundar?
09:09My parents.
09:10You grew up, and then you named yourself the Nightmare.
09:14Yes.
09:15KSI stands for knowledge, strength, and I've never hugged my daughter before.
09:21Do you want me to roast you?
09:23Oh, Mr. Six Eyes over here.
09:27What do you call a Kia car?
09:28Well, I don't even know how to tie his tie, probably.
09:31What do you call a Kia car, which is no more?
09:32What?
09:33What the?
09:34No Kia.
09:35What do you call when a hand goes into a blender?
09:38A handshake.
09:40No?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Nah, you actually…
09:43Are you guys okay with dog jokes?
09:44You stink, bro.
09:45All right, one final one.
09:46What is the most expensive haircut?
09:49A chemotherapy.
09:55Uh, Steve.
09:58That's just falling apart.
09:59No, no, no.
10:00It's just gone, it's gone, it's gone.
10:02Come on, come on, Kia.
10:03But he can't get credit for that.
10:05No.
10:05The scent literally fell apart.
10:07Was Steve holding that up the whole time?
10:08No.
10:08The scent fell apart.
10:10Well, Steve's aura just destroyed the scent.
10:13It's still falling.
10:14It's literally falling.
10:16Nah, it goes in love, yeah?
10:18No, man.
10:20You got saved by the scent.
10:22A literal wall.
10:23Arguably the worst person so far.
10:26But then the shrubbery on the wall slowly fell and he won.
10:31Well done, bro.
10:32Dude, thank that wall.
10:34God's sake.
10:37Oh man, what is this video?
10:40The jokes were so bad, the wall fell apart.
10:43Can we talk about it?
10:44The wall was like, I'm done, I can't.
10:46All right, next person, please.
10:48Hey, hey, hey, hey.
10:50Hey.
10:51Hey, hey.
10:51Hello, boys.
10:53Hey.
10:54What's up?
10:54What's up with their faces?
10:56So, we need one volunteer, Mr. Olotunji, please.
11:02Why is he eating cat food?
11:04Yeah, I don't understand.
11:05Mr. Olotunji, please, we need you as volunteer for our act.
11:08I promise we are not dangerous.
11:10Jimmy can vouch for us.
11:11Sure.
11:11Okay, now we play a quick imitation game.
11:18Okay.
11:19So, we need to get into sumo position.
11:22All right.
11:23Slowly go down.
11:24Slowly go down.
11:25Slowly go down to sumo position with your hips.
11:28Yes.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Oh, okay.
11:31Now we put our hands on the hips.
11:34With hands on the hips.
11:36Okay.
11:37Oh.
11:37And now move.
11:39On one, two, three, we do.
11:45Yes.
11:47Let's go.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:50Choking on cat food is crazy.
11:52That's crazy.
11:54Let's go, boys.
11:56That was pretty creative.
12:00Oh, let's go.
12:02Bro, you don't know, but we are coming from Bulgaria.
12:05We have a 17-hour flight.
12:08Bro, thank you so much.
12:09A 17-hour flight to be here.
12:11Oh, my God.
12:12And now you have enough money to pay for one of your plane tickets.
12:18We basically covered the costs to come here, so we're invested.
12:22Oh, right.
12:23Yeah, very funny.
12:23My name is Daniel.
12:24Just wanted to shake your ass.
12:25Good to see you, man.
12:26I actually started boxing because of you.
12:28No way.
12:28Yeah.
12:29Let's go.
12:30Let's go again.
12:30Thanks so much.
12:31Thank you, man.
12:32See you in Africa.
12:33See you, guys.
12:34Whoa.
12:35That was so funny.
12:36No, but he didn't replace the cat food with other food.
12:39This is actual cat food.
12:41He was eating actual cat food.
12:42Yeah.
12:44That's crazy.
12:45Bro.
12:47Yo, JJ.
12:48What's the sensei, eh?
12:51Oi.
12:52Yo, JJ.
12:53What's the sensei?
12:54Say, my guy don't play if they got the mutting up.
12:55He said, I can't lie.
12:56I wear it tonight.
12:58Yo.
13:00I used to hate fish right now, but then I grew it on me.
13:02But why did my flipper look so sad?
13:04Yeah.
13:04You know, I had too many problems.
13:06But no, no, no.
13:07So much, I go.
13:08Yo, Mr. Beast.
13:09Should I tell you, sign?
13:10I don't understand anything you're saying.
13:11You know, Kenzai?
13:12He gave me a thousand pounds.
13:15No, he got laughed.
13:16So I can see two bags and I can say,
13:17Yo, Kenzai, you gave me a bag again.
13:20Asked my shadow for advice.
13:21He just said, oh, yeah.
13:22Follow me.
13:23Uh, why the bikes could fall over or it was too tired?
13:26Oh, why the bikes could fall over?
13:29Too tired.
13:30Too tired, huge cars, tired.
13:32Hey, listen, laugh if Mr. Beastable.
13:37Try to laugh.
13:39Laugh if you love Beastable.
13:40Okay, don't laugh.
13:41Okay, laugh.
13:42I don't understand what you're saying.
13:44Okay, easy.
13:45Okay.
13:46All right.
13:47All right, laugh for that, laugh for that, laugh for that.
13:50Okay, uh, Kenzai gave me two bags.
13:52Thank you very much.
13:53Okay, uh, thank you guys.
13:54Take care.
13:55I hate you so much, man.
13:57Take care, guys.
14:00Another person gets the grand and just dips.
14:03No, the thing is because I know Max, so your reactions are killing me.
14:09Because you have no idea what he is.
14:12I don't know what that was.
14:17How are you guys?
14:18Hey, how you doing, man?
14:19I'm good.
14:20This guy looks like he's got some good jokes.
14:22Okay, I'm going to do jokes.
14:24My name is Adi.
14:25What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
14:29Homeless?
14:30Carless.
14:31Oh, okay.
14:32All right.
14:35Is that a laugh?
14:37Wait.
14:38I don't even know if I've ever made that sound in my life.
14:44I don't know if I just kind of came out.
14:50Okay, let me do another one.
14:51Well, it's done.
14:52You won.
14:53Sorry, that just like slipped out.
14:54I don't even know what that was.
14:55I don't even know what that was.
14:56I don't know what that was.
14:59I think he said Carlos.
15:01And then I thought about it for two seconds and just instinctually went.
15:06All right, next person, man.
15:10I've got a few jokes for you guys.
15:11I failed miserably like two days ago.
15:13So I'm back.
15:15Did you just take a picture of us?
15:16No.
15:18He just took a picture of us.
15:19What's better than gangster?
15:21No, no, no, no.
15:21Can we see your film?
15:22Can we see it?
15:25Why is that?
15:26Wait, can I just flip through it?
15:27Yeah, go for it.
15:28Why is that on your photos?
15:32All right, JJ, you want to?
15:33Your brother is the most recent photo, by the way.
15:35I don't know.
15:36Why?
15:36Why is Deji?
15:42Okay.
15:43Oh, you didn't want to flip through it?
15:45No, no, no.
15:46I think I saw enough.
15:48Anyway.
15:49What's better than a silver medal at the Paralympics?
15:51What?
15:52I have no idea what you just said.
15:53What's better than a silver medal at the Paralympics?
15:55Speak into the microphone.
15:56What's better than a silver medal at the Paralympics?
15:58Hold it.
15:59What's better than a silver medal at the Paralympics?
16:02Wait.
16:02Silver medal at the Paralympics?
16:04Okay.
16:05Yeah.
16:05Wait, so wait.
16:06Say it again.
16:07Into the mic.
16:08What's better than a silver medal at the Paralympics?
16:10No, no, no.
16:11You've got to slow it down, please.
16:12What's better than a silver medal at the Paralympics?
16:18Oh, the gold medal?
16:19No.
16:21Right, so the next one.
16:25I like how he looks around for validation.
16:28No, because Mo laughed.
16:29Have you tried Somali food?
16:32No.
16:33Neither have they.
16:34No, no one laughed.
16:35Ah, okay.
16:36Last joke and I'm out.
16:37No, I think...
16:38Last joke and I'm out.
16:39Your jokes are dead.
16:40Last joke and I'm out.
16:41Oh, okay.
16:41How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
16:44What?
16:45What'd you say?
16:45How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
16:47Well, I...
16:47Into the mic.
16:48Into the mic.
16:49Please.
16:49How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
16:51Mo, I don't know what you're saying.
16:53How?
16:53No, no.
16:54Say it louder and like clearer.
16:56Into the mic.
16:57Slower.
16:57How do you turn a fruit...
16:59Mo, you're literally saying it the same way.
17:01How?
17:02How do you turn a fruit...
17:04You know what fruit is?
17:05Into a vegetable.
17:06How?
17:07Eight.
17:09You're gonna pick me up?
17:20He like low-key like harassed your bodyguard.
17:24Steven, you're right.
17:25Steven, you good?
17:26Steven, you want to file a workplace complaint?
17:30He looks happy.
17:31Hello guys.
17:32Good vibes, good vibes.
17:33How you guys doing?
17:33How you doing?
17:34I'm fine.
17:34How are you?
17:35How are you?
17:35Well, you know him.
17:36Hi, Tariq.
17:36Yeah, it's Sam Helm.
17:37So, feastables is the best chocolate in the world.
17:39Laugh if you agree.
17:42JJ.
17:44JJ.
17:45We gotta...
17:46JJ, we gotta do it.
17:49You don't agree?
17:50No, I do agree.
17:52Well, I don't hear you laughing.
17:53Bro, I'm over here drinking Prime on camera, and you can't share...
18:00Thanks, guys.
18:04Perfect.
18:05Great chocolate.
18:05Not only does it taste great, but we're getting kids out of child labor.
18:08That is very true.
18:09Don't worry.
18:10Prime tastes amazing as well.
18:12There we go.
18:13See?
18:13Okay.
18:14All right.
18:14Enough.
18:15Enough.
18:15Appreciate it, guys.
18:17Guys, have you tried the brand new Prime protein shake?
18:20There you go.
18:2132 grams of protein.
18:21That's worth a thousand.
18:22160 calories.
18:24You're just drinking them all.
18:26Dude, he put his mouth on all of them.
18:28What are we going to drink?
18:30Lactose intolerant approved.
18:33Like JJ.
18:34All right, next person, please.
18:36Assalamualaikum.
18:36Nice to meet you all.
18:37There's other ways to make people laugh instead of being funny.
18:40And my guy, Simon, already tried some.
18:41That's a laugh if you like peaceables.
18:44What?
18:44We can't do that.
18:46No, don't worry.
18:47It's overrated anyway.
18:48It's okay.
18:49Oh, oh.
18:50What about maybe Prime?
18:52I don't like this guy.
18:53We just did this.
18:56It's charity.
18:59We can't reward this.
19:01We can't.
19:01Fair enough.
19:02We already used our one laugh for Prado.
19:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:05My guy, Simon.
19:05I appreciate it.
19:06Right before you too.
19:06I feel like the guy before you saw the signs and put some feastables in his pockets.
19:10Maybe, maybe.
19:12Oh, does it count?
19:15Are we counting that?
19:16Wait.
19:16Three.
19:17Wait.
19:17I guess that does count, yeah.
19:19Are we counting that?
19:20No!
19:23Yo, Tariq, my guy, bro.
19:24I love you, man.
19:25And I love feastables.
19:26My bad.
19:27I'm sorry, guys.
19:28I'm sorry.
19:28It was a conversation.
19:29I'm glad you won.
19:30Yeah, thank you, man.
19:31Enjoy the grand.
19:31Actually, can you give the grand to the Match for Hope charity?
19:34Alhamdulillah, I don't need it.
19:35I'm just grateful to be here.
19:36Oh, boy.
19:37Thank you for everything.
19:37Oh, thank you.
19:38Love you all.
19:39Take care, take care.
19:40Charity.
19:41Yeah, yeah.
19:41That is a fuss.
19:43I've never seen that.
19:43What a good guy.
19:44All right.
19:45Next, please.
19:51What's your name, man?
19:52Just get on the goddamn stage and tell me your name.
19:55My name is Deco.
19:56Nice to meet you guys.
19:57Nice to meet you.
19:57Nice to meet you guys.
20:05Okay.
20:11Meow.
20:23Oh
20:27You're getting me literally almost there. Yeah
20:30Why'd you quit I was gonna continue or well now you
20:34Thank you for that experience. Hello
20:38How's it going? I'm Ali from Iran garage. I'm 18. I need something for my mother
20:46Mom, it's KSI. Mom, Jimmy, look
20:51KSI. You're not even filming
20:53KSI
20:54Wait, I love how they're obviously about Tari. They always seem
20:59You just get a laugh
21:01They just don't even acknowledge Tariq's existence
21:04Well, you've already won, man
21:07Let me tell you. Let me say my joke
21:09Okay, fine
21:10What's a black man flying a plane? What? A pilot
21:14Hey, man, good job, man. You made him laugh. I made him laugh. You're a scapegoat. You're my scapegoat
21:18Now walk out. You got it
21:21I made it. I made it. Hey, good job, man. Enjoy the thousand dollars
21:25All right, Jerry, you need to calm down. I know I didn't laugh
21:29You giggled. You're like, I love how they always get Tariq. Wait, play it back. When did I laugh?
21:39What? I can't believe Jimmy forgets when he laughs
21:43Forget? No, I just did it and laugh
21:45I'm cooked! I did it and laughed
21:47Bro doesn't know when he laughs
21:51Hey, what's up, guys? Hey
21:52She's the first woman so far this episode
21:55Let's go! She's the funniest too
21:57Oh, okay. No pressure
21:59Do we have permission to tickle you?
22:01Yes. Yes. Actually? You do. Yes
22:03Okay. Okay, let's go
22:04No, him. No, no. Just change it
22:06Do I have permission?
22:07You have permission
22:08I'm not ticklish
22:09You're not ticklish?
22:10I'm not ticklish
22:10Do you like that?
22:12Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
22:13I don't want to say that
22:14Okay. You say that
22:15Are you not ticklish?
22:17Wow. She's so strong
22:18Why are you feeling him up?
22:20I don't know. Like, I never touched a boxer before
22:23Oh, okay
22:24Okay, this is awkward
22:33You gotta keep going!
22:34Oh, you're right
22:39What is my life, man?
22:41Didn't work
22:42It's okay
22:46Alright, so you got…
22:48Yeah, you got jokes?
22:50Yeah, well you…
22:51I don't know. I just know 6-7
22:52Well, I mean, let's hear your 6-7 joke
22:58What is 6 minus 1?
23:035
23:035
23:05Oh
23:09Dude, I'm so bad at maps
23:11I got it wrong!
23:12Were you trying to get to 6?
23:13I was trying to do 7-1
23:16But I said…
23:17What did I say?
23:186-1
23:19But hey, it worked!
23:20It did work
23:207-1 is 6
23:22You did it!
23:24Dude, I don't know
23:24I'm just freestyling
23:25It still wouldn't make 6-7
23:26He might have just created 5-6
23:28Yeah
23:285-6
23:31Alright, bye guys
23:37Sometimes I can't tell if you're laughing just so it'll stop
23:48They just drank from the same bottle
23:49Oh, okay
23:50Yup, tortilla challenge
23:51This is either going to be very cringe or funny
23:54Oh, I did powder?
23:57Flour?
24:03Does that technically count as white face?
24:09Do you think it's fine, Jimmy?
24:10Nah, Jimmy
24:10No, they didn't notice
24:12Oh
24:18Guys, well done, you did it
24:20He laughed
24:20Yeah
24:21Jimmy laughed
24:22Yeah, I didn't laugh at him
24:23I laughed at him
24:24It's done
24:25Do you want to still continue?
24:26Yeah
24:28Don't waste the bread
24:29I mean, just
24:29Steve
24:30Steve
24:30If you keep going, I'm going to retract my laugh
24:40Say, Jimmy!
24:43Jimmy!
24:44Okay, that one's on me
24:45I'll own it
24:45That one's on me
24:46Bring in the next person
24:49Oy, oy, oy
24:50Oy, oy
24:54That one's full
24:54Yeah, that felt a little forced
24:57Is that armor working?
24:58Okay, that's the wrong place
25:00Um
25:00Hey, what's up?
25:02What's your name?
25:03Uh, I think it's Jose
25:05What?
25:06What?
25:06I think it's Jose
25:08It's hard to remember
25:09I have eczema, you know
25:09Or was it Alzheimer's?
25:11Alzheimer's is the one
25:12to make you forget, right?
25:13Uh, yes
25:14Okay, okay, okay
25:18Oh my god
25:19Mr. Breast?
25:22That's you, right?
25:23Okay
25:24Before I start guys
25:25Um
25:26My friend Dog
25:27Um
25:28Just died
25:30And
25:30Um
25:31We want to honor his memory
25:32By
25:33Putting him in a KSI video
25:35That sound fun?
25:37Okay
25:37Okay
25:39Rest in peace, Infanticide
25:40We're gonna miss you
25:42Even though you were trying to eat Granny
25:44Oh yeah, Granny didn't make it either
25:47Um
25:49Yeah
25:50We're gonna miss you too, Granny
25:51Did Dog was trying to eat Granny?
25:53Yeah, yeah
25:53Yeah
25:54We're gonna miss you too, Granny
25:56Even though you hate Filipinos
25:58Um
26:01Okay, well
26:01I hope you're
26:02I hope you're happy in heaven, Granny
26:04But just in case
26:04I made a second one
26:06Wow
26:06I made a second one
26:07In hell?
26:08Wow
26:08Yeah, yeah
26:10You're getting fun here
26:11Keep going
26:12A little dark
26:12Look
26:12I only meant to shoot the dog, guys
26:15I only meant to shoot the dog
26:17Cause you shot
26:19Wait
26:20You shot Granny
26:23How do you like the fit?
26:24It's awesome?
26:25I think it looks awful
26:26Yeah, it's pretty terrible
26:27It's missing some pieces
26:29Uh
26:29I'll just cut to the chase
26:31If you grab that sword and stab JJ
26:32I'll laugh
26:33Uh
26:34No, that's not allowed
26:35That's not allowed
26:36Oh
26:36Did you see how he looked at security
26:37Okay, well
26:38Um
26:39This is my impression of me saving KSI from a firing squad
26:45KSI, get down!
26:55All right, man
26:57Well, I think that is time
26:59That is time
27:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
27:05Wait, what?
27:08He did put a lot of effort in, to be honest
27:10He did
27:10But it's not about effort, it's about laughing
27:12I wanted to laugh, I genuinely wanted to laugh
27:14Yeah
27:16I mean, he left his mark on the stage
27:18Look at this
27:18Yeah, his armor residue
27:21All right
27:22All right, next person
27:23I just
27:24I didn't even know what to say
27:25Hello, hello, hello
27:27Hello
27:27Hey
27:28How are you guys?
27:29Good, what's your name?
27:30Jumbuk
27:30So I'm gonna say my joke in Arabic
27:32So I think it's gonna be forward to Tariq
27:34Okay
27:34All right
27:35Okay, I'm gonna say three
27:37And I want you to laugh
27:38And I'll take half of them
27:39One
27:40Two
27:41Three
27:41Having fun?
27:43Okay, I'm gonna say it in English
27:44Maybe he doesn't understand
27:44Thanks
27:45Okay
27:46So there was a kid
27:48His dad told him if he passed grade one
27:49I'll buy you a ball
27:50If he passed grade two
27:51I'll buy you a ball
27:53If he passed grade three
27:53I'll buy you a ball
27:54If he passed grade four
27:55I'll buy you a ball
27:56If he passed grade five
27:57I'll buy you a ball
27:58Wait, what are you saying you'll buy a what?
27:59A ball
28:00A ball
28:01Okay
28:02So he passed grade one
28:03Yes
28:03He bought him a ball
28:04He passed grade two
28:05He bought him a ball
28:06He passed grade three
28:07He bought him a ball
28:08He passed grade four
28:09He bought him a ball
28:10He passed grade five
28:11He didn't buy him a ball
28:13So he went to his mom
28:15He's like
28:15My dad told me if he passed grade one
28:17He'll buy you a ball
28:18If he passed grade two
28:18He'll buy you a ball
28:19If he passed grade three
28:20I've got a solution
28:21If he passed grade four
28:22All right
28:24You get a thousand dollars
28:25Thank you Max
28:25Thank you
28:26Yeah
28:26Good job
28:28I needed it then
28:29It's the commitment bro
28:30I needed it then
28:31He just dipped
28:32I fake laughed
28:33And then he just bolted off
28:34He's like got what I wanted
28:35You know what he said in Arabic?
28:36What?
28:36He was like laugh right now
28:37I'll give you half
28:39Next one please
28:41Hello guys
28:42Hey
28:43I hope it's not been too bad
28:45How much money have you lost?
28:46Um
28:47A lot
28:47Oh no
28:49Hopefully some more
28:50Sorry obviously
28:51But
28:51I'm not happy
28:52I'll help you out
28:53If you want to win some money
28:55Oh my god
28:55Everyone keeps failing this objective
28:57Talk to me
28:58I need a joke
28:59With the thick of it
29:00The hit song that went platinum
29:02And his hairline
29:03But I've come here to just
29:05Give you an impression
29:06Okay
29:07I've got to shout out this person
29:08They've given my country more prop
29:10Than we've ever received
29:11Ever before
29:12But Somalia
29:14For me
29:15Is one of the greatest countries in the world
29:17In my opinion
29:18Trump
29:20Well JJ give it as
29:21No no
29:21Trump
29:22Next
29:23God damn
29:25Alright let's see if we get this one out
29:26You know
29:26Manchia is a football club
29:28You know
29:28It's one of the football clubs in the world
29:30You know
29:31Cristiano Ronaldo
29:32He's my boy
29:33You know
29:33Fantastic player
29:34Fantastic club
29:35You know
29:36You're not figuring this one out
29:37Mourinho
29:40I don't know who that is but
29:41Jose Mourinho
29:42You don't know who Jose Mourinho is
29:43He's a football coach
29:44He's a football manager
29:45Was I right?
29:46No
29:47Oh
29:47Clearly Sir Alex Ferguson
29:48But um
29:49Any other ones?
29:50Give me another country
29:52Turkey
29:55I don't think I could do a turkey turkey
29:56You might have stumped me there
29:57What can I do?
29:58That's a perfect gateway
30:00To make a joke about what I was talking about
30:03You said thick of it and his hairline
30:05And he just said turkey
30:06There's something there
30:07There's something there
30:08But yeah
30:09Thank you guys so much anyway
30:10That was my impressions
30:11Bro this just gave up
30:12But listen
30:13Is it?
30:14Bro you're not even gonna attempt it
30:15Take your time
30:16Someone do a thick of it hairline joke
30:18Take your time
30:19Think on it
30:20I'm in the thick of it
30:21Everybody knows
30:22We're in no rush
30:24He's singing it right now by the way
30:25Yup
30:26Haven't got it Mr. Beast
30:34Jimmy's just stimming right now man
30:37This is how his hairline goes
30:40Keep it going
30:44This is how his hairline goes
30:47He's in the thick of it
30:48Everybody knows
30:49He's in the thick of it
30:50He's in the thick of it
30:51Everybody knows
30:51He's in the thick of it
30:52He's in the thick of it
30:55Well done bro
30:56You did it man
30:56I appreciate it man
30:58Do I get the laugh?
30:59Yeah
30:59Tariq laugh
31:00I appreciate it man
31:01Thank you guys so much
31:02Enjoy the actual hope
31:03I'll see you guys out there
31:04He didn't realize I laughed
31:05He had no idea
31:08Did he look at you once?
31:09No he didn't
31:11No one even acknowledges Tariq's existence
31:15That was kinda wise
31:16You know honestly
31:16Hey Tariq put your chair right here
31:18Sit right here
31:19Yeah actually sit right here
31:20Yeah
31:20That way people actually acknowledge that you're a human being
31:24There we go
31:25Okay
31:27People come in they're like
31:29JJ
31:29Jimmy
31:31Anyways
31:33Alright next person please
31:34Here we go
31:35Shirley, Shirley
31:36How are you guys?
31:37Hello?
31:38Hey
31:38You guys changed places?
31:39I thought in case I was in the middle
31:40He's still not looking
31:41Whatever
31:41Do you know his name?
31:44Tariq
31:44Okay perfect
31:45Of course I know Tariq
31:45Come on
31:46I love Tariq
31:47Thank you
31:48My name is Robby
31:49I'm from Syria
31:49And I'm here to tell you guys a joke
31:51Okay
31:52Why isn't there any pharmacies in Africa?
31:56Why?
31:57Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach no?
32:00But there is
32:02I don't think there is
32:03Maybe there is
32:03I don't know
32:04Anyways
32:04B.O.V.
32:05Abu Falla
32:06That's match for home
32:10Wait that actually hurt
32:11Oh my god that actually hurt
32:12You okay?
32:14Um yeah it's fine
32:15Anyways
32:16Um
32:18What's uh
32:19What's the
32:19You know what's a funny joke?
32:22Yeah tell me
32:22Your hair
32:25You?
32:26Talking about hair?
32:26No
32:27I'm sorry
32:28Clap back
32:30Your hair
32:30Anyways bro
32:31Okay well remove the bandana then
32:33Let's see
32:33Let's see whose hair is better
32:34What's wrong with my hair?
32:36Your hairstyle is crazy
32:37Bro I had a shower and everything for this little
32:39Okay man
32:39How about you remove the bandana for him?
32:42Can I?
32:45That's a laugh
32:46That's a laugh
32:47That's a laugh
32:47That's a
32:48Bro
32:49Who wants to ask him?
32:50Who wants to ask him?
32:51Who wants to ask him?
32:51Big guy
32:52Can I assault him?
32:53What am I supposed to do?
32:55Sha'Carri
32:56Please?
32:57He's gonna beat me up if I just go
32:58I'm like I'm scared
33:00Giant guy
33:00Well done man
33:01Thank you guys
33:01I love you Mr. Reedus
33:03I love you three
33:03He loves me
33:05Yeah
33:06No one else
33:07Oh no
33:09Wait wait
33:09Move your hands
33:10It's a Gatorade and Hershey's bro
33:12No what's in your left hand?
33:13Oh
33:15You wanna hear my joke?
33:17You just lost the crowd
33:18No I don't wanna hear your joke
33:19You just lost the crowd
33:20What do you call an egg that's getting an education?
33:25What?
33:30What do you call it?
33:31Well I don't know bro
33:32Egg-ducation
33:34JJ just let me know when he leaves
33:35Who's this?
33:36Oh wait there's another guy
33:37Jimmy there's another guy in here
33:38I don't care
33:38Okay
33:40Well chill bro
33:48Jimmy you're missing this
33:50Alright I'm kinda curious what's happening
33:52What the hell happened?
33:55What the hell happened?
33:56What did I miss?
33:58Did you get hit with an egg?
34:01Three eggs
34:03Oh is that Feastables?
34:05And Lunchables
34:07Well done guys
34:08Can we get a picture?
34:09No
34:11Hey make sure on the way out you throw that Hershey's away
34:14Lucy you know what?
34:15I got you
34:21Alright well thank you anyway for watching
34:24Be sure to subscribe to Jimmy
34:26He needs the subscribers
34:28I do
34:29Also this might have been his most expensive video ever
34:31So how do you make money?
34:33Is it Prime?
34:34Buy more Prime please
34:35Drop another hit
34:36But actually since we like
34:37We co-own Lunchly let's do
34:38Oh yeah
34:38Buy more Lunchly
34:40Get some drippy cheese
34:41Yeah
34:43See ya
34:43See ya
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