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00:00The clock has just struck 12, which means it is midnight, and we'll be going to eight different
00:04motels around the state of New Jersey, trying to complete this motel bingo board right here.
00:08If you don't know what a motel is, a motel is basically a really small-scale hotel,
00:12usually for car service on the side of the road. If you have to pull over overnight to get a
00:16quick
00:16sleep, you'll pay like 40 bucks and sleep at one of these places. We're starting off with one of
00:20the worst-rated motels in the entire state called the Scottish Inn in Whippany, New Jersey. This
00:25thing has 2.1 stars on Google, and interestingly, the two most popular topics that people are
00:31talking about are roaches and bedbugs, followed by stains and then cigarettes. I think it's gonna
00:36be a fun time. There are so many one-star reviews. I'm actually really excited about this, but we
00:40have an entire bingo board to complete, so let's get started. All right, so we're about to check in
00:44right now, but beforehand, we of course want to observe the outskirts of the motel, because motels
00:48are fascinating. They're kind of like rest stops. They'll have vending machines and stuff. You'll see
00:52trucks and cars pull over, but then you'll also see a lot of interesting characters here, people
00:56that are just like, I don't know, down on themselves, or they want to do some like maybe
00:59illegal activity in these rooms, because they're super cheap. Maybe cheat on your wife. A lot of
01:03things happen here. Let's go ahead and check in. Checking in right now, and we're going to head to
01:07the room, and hopefully we see some fun stuff there. Check it out. 2.47. It's not working. Great, thank
01:12you.
01:12Room key secured. The guy in front of us was actually complaining, because it looks as if his key isn't
01:17working, so we'll see if ours is. Ooh, looks like we have a vending machine right there. Let's see if
01:21I can get into the
01:21building, though. All right, I actually don't think that was locked, but we have an actual vending
01:25machine. Let's see if it's functioning, because these things are 50-50, and they actually do take
01:29cards. So I'm going to try to get myself a Dasani water, which is the de facto worst water out
01:34there.
01:34It only makes sense. You're in a two-star hotel. You get a one-star water. Put it together. You're
01:38at a one and a half. So I'm going to go ahead and buy a Dasani water. Let's see what
01:40they're charging
01:41at a motel. It should be a dollar. Please be a dollar. Please be a dollar. Please be a dollar.
01:45Okay, so it works. $2.45. That's like an entire pack of 24 water bottles, if you get that in
01:51the
01:51shop right. All right, at least it's cold. And vending machine, which means we have our first
01:55thing on the bingo board, and we're just getting started. So this is a no-smoking area in this
01:59motel. There might not be too much, but I mean, let's just look at this place. It's already quite
02:03dirty. If we want to count stains on the carpet, I think we can do that pretty much immediately.
02:07So let's go ahead and hack that off as well. So that is now two of the 20. So we
02:12have 18 more.
02:13There's a chance we just get everything in this place, because this place, there is a lot going
02:16on. I can't wait to see what the room looks like. I wish I was like hamming this up for
02:20the camera.
02:20That's the smell. You smell that, right? Yeah. Oh, it's rotten. Oh no. We're also going to count
02:26this smell, a weird smell, unique smell, funky smell. That is three of the 20 done. I hear babies
02:31crying. There's smells happening. Unfortunately, I don't think there's safety in here. I think we're
02:36actually going to like open it up to something worse. You could actually see the bolts going through.
02:41I just heard, I just heard the smoke alarm chirp in here. I'm half expecting somebody
02:47to be in here. Hello. All right. It looks like nobody's in here. I am frankly afraid to turn
02:51the lights on. They don't even work. There's no way the lights don't work in here. There's
02:56a cut on the sofa. The smoke alarm's going off. There's no lights in here. The door is broken.
03:02There's just a mirror here. What did I just walk into? They have the chair facing the bed.
03:07I think we have six tallied off right now. We legitimately have six of 20 done just from
03:13this place. I am so afraid to look at the mattress because I am guaranteeing there are bed bugs in
03:18here. As you recall, bed bugs and roaches were the number one things that we were going to find in
03:22this motel. And so far we found everything. So let's just pull this back and just see what we got.
03:27Moment of truth. Three, two, one. Anything? All right. Just some stains. A couple stains. All things
03:34considered. Stains are a good thing. I'm going to look for roaches though, because I am pretty
03:40positive there's going to be some roaches in here. I wish there was a light somewhere. There's not a
03:43single light. How about this? Oh, okay. We got some light. I can't even fit through here.
03:50There we go. No bugs so far. I'm going to put this back a little bit. Okay. The sheets are
03:54actually
03:54quite clean. Relatively. They're still disgusting, but. Oh, look at this door. The door doesn't even.
04:00Look at this handle. Oh, the flies. That's already insects. We have an insect right there. I don't
04:05know the choice of pink, but there's duct tape on the ceiling and there's clearly some caulk happening
04:11there. Actually, like the saving grace of this place is that the tub is not super, super dirty.
04:17Oh, there you go. It's got to be some like mini cockroach, some sort of bug there. Oh, I guess
04:21I'll open the toilet. Let's check it out. I'm going to use my foot though.
04:26Wow. Surprisingly very clean. If I had $10,000, I would have bet that there would be some like
04:31crap stains on the toilets. That's actually quite impressive. We got to get a tally though. I got to
04:35see how many we actually got done. So let me do some counting real quick. And then I want to
04:39check
04:39out this TV. So after further review, we have six done on the bingo board. I definitely over claimed a
04:45bit too much because it just felt like we were hitting so many, but there's still a lot to be
04:48done.
04:48I actually want to turn on the water to see if it's discolored because that's one that I think
04:51will actually happen here, which would be nasty. Okay. The water's good. Yeah. Let me run the tub
04:57though. Is this broken? Uh, not broken and the water looks fine. So they're good on that. I do
05:04want to look for black light stains here. So I'm going to turn all the lights out and then I'm
05:08going
05:08to put this directly on some of the surfaces. And I think it's all but guaranteed that we're going to
05:13get a couple of stains, but let's see how bad they are. Okay. In three, two, one. Oh, okay. What
05:20am I
05:20looking at? It looks like bacteria. I wonder how many like people were conceived in here. Oh,
05:25but even the curtain has some, what is going on? Are people really touching the curtain like that?
05:29Getting that so dirty? Oh, look at all of that on this couch. Ew. Look at that. You see that
05:35stain?
05:35That is nasty. You couldn't pay me to sit on this. Okay. I need the lights back on. We almost
05:40certainly
05:41found a thousand stains right there. I'm going to turn on the TV because we want to see if there's
05:45going
05:45to be a broken TV in any of these motel rooms. I think we have a pretty good shot here.
05:49So let's
05:50turn this on. There's actually a Roku phone, even though it's not a Roku TV. I didn't know they made
05:54this. What is a Roku phone? Let's turn this power on. Does it work? Oh, it's working. So we have
05:59to
06:00get YouTube on this TV. Let's see if that's even possible. Okay. No signal. You're telling me there's
06:04no channels. Okay. The TV doesn't work. Broken TV. Why did I, I honestly, I expected it to work and
06:10I
06:10shouldn't have. And that chirp is starting to really get to me. So as we're leaving this place,
06:14I'm realizing there's a ton of potholes all over here, cracks in the road, potholes everywhere.
06:19So we're also going to count that. So we're leaving this place with nine out of 20 done,
06:23which means we just have 11 left. I'm feeling a little bit itchy. I hope those bed bugs didn't
06:27get on me. So let's move on to the next spot. And I hope it's not too worse because this
06:30was a
06:30really terrible experience. This place has really got to up their entire being from the cleanliness to
06:36the service to the roads. This next spot we're at is called the Americana Motel. And this one is
06:41actually rated lower than the first one. Cause this is a 2.0 clean on Google maps on 154 reviews.
06:47Some of the key reviews here mentioned price door money. So I think like there's an issue with the
06:53money. So I don't know if there's going to be some issue with like getting charged twice or maybe
06:57getting overcharged wifi, slow bugs everywhere. The old lady and Indian guy was beyond rude.
07:03This place looks to be a complete mess across the board from the service to the price,
07:07the amenities, everything inside of the room. So I am really excited to go inside of here.
07:11about this one. I think we're getting at least five done on the bingo board. So Americana after
07:14midnight. Hopefully it's not very good.
07:21All right. Thank you. All right. So we were at the next room now. We are at the Americana Motel.
07:25So we are about to enter our room. We have room 11, which I think is a pretty lucky room
07:29number,
07:30right? Double ones, first place. Okay. Good thing it works. Love to see that. And let's go inside here.
07:34Wow. It's quite small. It's literally just a bed. The entire room is just a bed with a view
07:40of basically nothing. There are a couple of stains on the ceiling. I'm not going to call
07:44that mold, but from first glance, it's pretty inoffensive. It's just small. It's pretty tight
07:49in here. It's hard to kind of like walk by. The door is actually like really beat up. Not as
07:52bad
07:53though at the first place, but let's see what we can knock off on this bingo board here. Cause it
07:56looks like there could be a couple of interesting things. I first want to check the water.
08:00All right. So water solid, at least in there. Let's check the toilet here.
08:05Toilet's actually quite clean. That's been a consistent theme so far. We've seen clean toilets,
08:09which is great. And actually even the bathtub is pretty clean. I don't see any leakage,
08:15not seeing any mold. All right. I mean, the Americana is doing all right. Even the towels
08:20don't look dirty really. Why is there always just a random stray chair just directly next to the bed?
08:25Okay, here we go. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. All right. That pillow's already got some sus stains
08:31on it. Not terrible though. And then underneath here, can I get a bed bug? I don't think so. Nope.
08:36Just stains. I think like that's a bug, but it's not a bed bug, I think. It's the middle of
08:41the
08:41summer. So not going to fault them for that. Let's see if we can get some sort of religious text
08:44in
08:45this little pool here. No, but you do get the wifi. Is that considered a religious text? Probably not.
08:51All right, let's check on this TV. Maybe we'll have some luck turning on YouTube. Okay. That's great.
08:56And where do we go from here? Is there anything we can do to get, can I cast to it?
09:00A few moments later.
09:01All right. So the TV was unsuccessful. What else do we have on here? Let's see. Oh, broken AC unit.
09:07That's certainly possible. There is an AC unit here. I mean, it looks to be on, but that doesn't
09:13necessarily mean working. Let's go ahead and try to like turn on the fan. Wait. Oh, it's not working.
09:19Let's go. I'm on fan speed high right now. And the fan is not operating. Even if I do like
09:24the mode,
09:24if I change it to fan only, still nothing happens. Okay. So the AC unit, we're at least are not
09:30leaving empty handed, even though this place is pretty small and it did check some boxes.
09:34The AC unit is broken. Classic bad motel move right there. So we are officially at 10 out of 20
09:39now on the bingo card. I think we find one more thing in here too. All right. So this is
09:43the outside
09:43area. Going to be searching in case there's anything here. We have like a mega dumpster. It's also right
09:48on the highway, which is a pretty interesting place. Like literally right next to us, you can hear just
09:52the cars going 70 miles per hour, but nothing there. I don't think there's any like amenities
09:56offered. It looks just pretty standard with the rooms. This is not very built out. There's really
10:00not much to explore here. So I think our best bet is just moving on to the next motel and
10:04just
10:04accepting that we're at the 50% mark and only got one here. So it's a pretty bad hotel motel
10:08overall,
10:09but unfortunately our bingo board is going to have to wait a little bit longer. Now, since I'm booking
10:12a lot of different hotels for this video, I need a reliable debit card to do so. And that's why
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10:20lot of
10:21at any place where visa is accepted. And what's cool about the cash app card is that it's fully
10:24customizable, so it can use different color combinations, stamps, and even bespoke drawings.
10:28For example, here's what mine looks like up close. So you'll see I went for a more YouTube-esque design
10:33with the YT and then like a little bit of a makeshift play button right there. I also decided
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11:22video. Now let's get back to things. It's getting quite late now. Now we're into the one o'clock hour,
11:26and this next motel we're at is called the Express Inn, and this one I think has the craziest Google
11:31review of all time. It says, the room I stayed in looked like somebody's brain was splattered in the
11:36tub. The tub portion does not work. The people were nice though. What a crazy review. So you just see
11:41somebody's potential brains explode in your tub, but if the people are nice, I guess you're gonna call
11:45that out. So let's see if that's true. Hopefully we get the same sort of thing, or at least it
11:49looks
11:49like it. I hope somebody's brain's not actually blown out in our tub, but that would actually fill
11:53a bingo card. So I'm not really opposed to it. All right, we got a vending machine there. We may
11:57be able to count this as out of order because it says not in use for the Sprite. So assuming
12:02I'm
12:03unable to get a Sprite, I think I'm going to count this as a machine that is out of order,
12:07at least part of the machine. I think actually more than one. It looks like maybe three are not in
12:11use.
12:12So let me just test it just to double confirm. Maybe they did restock and they just didn't like
12:15change things up. You know what? I actually don't even have a dollar,
12:17so I can't check it. So I am just going to go ahead and count that. We are at 11
12:21out of 20
12:21because it literally is saying not in use. Now it's time to head to our room. We're room 115.
12:26I like this motel. I like the pink doors. It seems generally clean. I think he was the nicest guy
12:31so
12:31far at the front. So far, shout out to Espresso Inn, but things might change very quickly. I think
12:35we're the end unit too. That's exciting. There we go. Third time's a charm. Is there somebody in my room?
12:40No. Oh, I see a centipede on the wall and then arguably some other, like maybe a bee or something
12:48that's just like caught in there. Oh, we even got a microwave and a fridge here. So let's see if
12:53the
12:53brain matter is potentially inside of this microwave. No, looks all good there. And what
12:58about this fridge? Anything in here? Jeffrey Dahmer's victims? No, all clean in here. All right. I thought
13:02they would maybe stock us with some snacks. So it looks like again, we'll have to find that. How
13:09they usually do in hotel bedsides? No. And then what about over here? Cause this is where
13:14people sleep. Left side of the bed. Am I right? Nope. All right. Let's move on to a different
13:19area. What about the TV? Can we get YouTube going? Check the HDMI. It's connected to like
13:23a Chromecast. Oh, connecting. Come on. What are you connecting to? No signal. No broken glass.
13:30So we're good there. The walls are actually quite thin. I could hear everybody in all directions
13:35here. Are their brains splattered in the tub? Nope. Is it clean? I don't know if I could call
13:42this dirty. Do I see mold anywhere? No. I'm not convinced though. Cause that review was positive
13:47that they saw some brain matter in the tub. So I'm going to use this black light here to see
13:51if
13:51there's like some disgusting things on the ground. Oh, there's definitely some gunk. Is it enough to
13:57call it dirty? Maybe. I mean, as you get close to the drain, you're going to see a lot of
14:01stuff.
14:01There's definitely some stuff when you look closely. Oh, let's see the toilet. Ew.
14:05I didn't want to touch the walls. Where can I put my hand to stabilize it? This will just balance.
14:11All right. Not as bad as I thought. The one thing so far, all these like one-star motels,
14:15they at least clean the toilet. Speaking of which, I want to see if the water is dirty.
14:21Good over here. Good over there. And then, oh,
14:26what? Oh, that is, they're getting something on the bingo board for that. What happened here?
14:31Something goes, you know what? That's going to be an extension of the tub.
14:34The dirty tub is going to be, this right here is containing the dirty tub because this is adjacent
14:39to the tub. I'm counting that because that is actually filthy. What could you even do on an
14:43outlet for it to look like that? Oh, I can't be in here too long. All right. Let's check the
14:47water
14:47real quick. All right. It looks pretty normal. Okay. All right. The room looks pretty solid. I don't think
14:51there's anything around here for me to call out to add to the bingo board outside of that disgusting
14:56outlet, which qualifies as a dirty tub because it's right next to it. All right. So we're currently
15:00looking for maybe broken glass in the parking lot. Otherwise we're looking for some sort of
15:05weird person. So we'll take a little gander, see what we could find. There's got to be some broken
15:09glass somewhere. Well, it's kept pretty clean. You're telling me nobody's smashed like a beer
15:13bottle or something here. All right. We're approaching our final turn here. So if it's not
15:17here, then unfortunately there's nothing more for us to do. What do we got behind here? Anything
15:21suspicious happening here? No. We do have glass. It's a mirror. Is any of it broken though? That's the
15:27question. They take care of their stuff. Wow. Even their mirrors, their abandoned mirrors aren't
15:31broken. We did see a couple of people going in and out of their motel room. They were kind of
15:35like
15:35sitting in the car, then going in, sitting in the car, going in. I'm not going to speculate on what's
15:39happening because it is late. Anything could happen after 1 a.m. So who knows? I think it's
15:44actually time to go to our next spot though. So it looks like we only found two things here,
15:47which is enough. I still think there's four or five motels to go. So hopefully we can close this out
15:52within some of the next ones. Looking to keep the momentum as our first three hotels netted more than half
15:56of our bingo blocks. I was excited to go to this next motel. How's it looking? How's it looking?
16:00Smelling funky, but looking great. I like this bedspread right here. This chair in the corner again,
16:06as always, just classic. And it's like just a random, there's already a chair here. I'm just not
16:11understanding the chairs. First order of business is we want to check the side tables. What's inside,
16:15baby? Nothing. Okay. We have three chances here. One, two, three. All right. The clock says four.
16:22What? Okay. Okay. All right. Discolored water. I don't like what I'm seeing here. Something's
16:31fishy. I could smell it. Like there's a distinct smell in the air. There's only one more thing left
16:35to look at. Apparently one of the reviews said there was a bloodstained sheet that they slept on.
16:41And I'll tell you right now, if we find a bloodstained sheet, that is going to clear the bingo board
16:46out.
16:46That is at least going to be two tiles. So if I pull this back and reveal any sort of
16:50like weird
16:51looking stain, we could actually be in good shape. Three, two, one. Let me dig a little deeper.
17:00I wanted it. I really wanted it. I wish somebody, you know, bled out here. All right. We're looking
17:05for some broken glass here. Okay. This is maybe out of order. Doesn't help us regardless because
17:11we're looking for broken glass. Beautiful. Just like single tool up there. That's like seems incredibly
17:15out of place. Enterprise truck behind me. Is there anything here? Wow. This motel, as we're nearing
17:20around 2am, is basically flawless. I have zero bad things to say about it. We couldn't get a single
17:26bingo square done here. So we remain stuck where we are and we have four more places to go. It's
17:32starting to get real late now and I'm not feeling super optimistic. We need somebody to pull through.
17:36Hopefully this next spot is terrible. I'm hoping for a one out of five stars. This one though,
17:39I'd have to give a four and a half out of five stars because there's literally nothing wrong with
17:43this place. Spot number five in these midnight hours is rest in. This one like has some weird lore
17:49around it. There's like a diner sign that looks faded. There's also Sam's restaurant across the
17:54street. So this could be my calling. I think this is where we get the rest of the bingo board.
17:58I think
17:58the midnight motel run will be complete because I'm starting to see some good signs here. Let's check
18:02in and let's hopefully have the absolute worst room of my entire life. Room secured. So we are room
18:08107, which is right in this corner over here, right beyond the stairs. So like I said, I'm hoping to
18:12get
18:12some good luck here. The outside is very motel-y. How it has like the two floors, the lights in
18:17between
18:17each room. All right, right next to the storage closet. I think that's a good sign, right? It
18:20should be something fun in here. What do we got? Ooh, we got snacks. Oh, it's soap. I guess you
18:26could eat soap. Oh, exposed wire. Exposed wire. We'll take that. There we go. We haven't seen exposed
18:31wire this entire time. Okay. So clear that off the bingo board. There we go. All right. Good start.
18:36What'd I say? Cross from Sam's restaurant. Start to get the good magic now. All right, let's keep it
18:39moving. Let's keep it moving. Oh, we got something that's a remote and this remote does not look to be
18:45a
18:45smart one. So I'm going to get rid of the YouTube dream here. If I take a mini bite of
18:50this, it's
18:51technically a snack that was left for me, right? That logic tracks. It has organic olive oil,
18:57chamomile, and honey. A perfect late night treat, honestly.
19:03Oh, delicious. Two down. My mouth is so clean now or dirty. I don't know where that's been. All right,
19:07we're at 14 out of 20 now. We got to keep it moving because things are looking great. I want
19:11to keep
19:12this momentum. So let's head into the bathroom because I'm looking for some heavy mold here.
19:15What do we got? Anything? Anything overly gross or disgusting? Oh, mold. That is mold right there.
19:20Oh, I've never been so happy to see mold. Let's go. This is our spot. This is the comeback here.
19:25That's three we got. We're at 15 now, I believe out of 20. And let's keep it moving as well.
19:29Do we
19:30got any broken glass? No. Dirty water? No. And then what about you? No, you're good too. Let's take a
19:38little
19:38walk around the perimeter of the motel because I think we could certainly find some broken glass
19:42at the very least. All right, we're going upstairs now to check things out. I see glass. Do I see
19:47any broken glass? Tell me there's broken glass here. Please, Sam's restaurant, give us something.
19:54Give me some glass. What is this? Plastic. Of course. What else we got? Anything? Okay. I think
19:59this motel has been exhausted. Luckily, we have three more. So we are at 15 out of 20. We need
20:05five more
20:05and we have three more spots to go to. Let's head to the next one. All right, guys, we made
20:08it to our
20:09sixth motel. This one is now a chain. It's called Motel 6. It's up there with like Red Roof Inn
20:14and
20:14some of the other motel chains is one of the biggest in America. So we're going to be going inside
20:18and
20:18see what else we could find. We need five more squares on the bingo tile. Nice blue lights. You
20:22already get a different feel here. It feels just more corporate. All right, we just got our key. We're in
20:27room 105. Just talking with the guy up there. He was the friendliest person by far. So I really hope
20:32this
20:33place is solid. So hopefully they have like YouTube on the TV and stuff. And then we save the
20:36terrible things for the last two spots. But here we go. 105. I mean, I'll take anything I get at
20:41this
20:41point. Whoa. Is that a king bed? Let's look into this. This is a true king clean bed. It is.
20:49That is
20:49clean to the touch. There's not a single black dot anywhere on the pillows or the sheets. Wow. We even
20:55have like a table with two chairs here. You could have lunch, dinner, breakfast here. We got a TV right
20:59here. I don't know if it's going to be a smart TV. So this may let us down a little
21:03bit. So actually,
21:04I think our best shot is maybe looking for a Bible. There's not even drawers. This was the spot that
21:09I
21:10was banking on there being a Bible and there's no Bible. Ain't nothing wrong here. As far as I can
21:14tell, maybe the water's discolored. No, Motel 6 is legit as it gets. All right. So this is how expensive
21:20this is. One adult, $1.99. This hotel room is $200 per night. So it's like you're paying for a
21:28three to
21:28four-star hotel, but it's a motel. So why wouldn't you just stay at a hotel? I mean,
21:32there's going to be nothing on the TV. What is this? Guest directory. No way a motel has room
21:37service. Barbecue, Thai, Italian, Mexican, and more. Wait a second. There's no way this is actually
21:43for Motel 6. Room service menu, Bella Cucina Bistro. Okay. They're closed now, but you can
21:48actually get Motel 6, Elizabeth, New Jersey. You can actually order room service every single day too.
21:54All right. That's got to count for, you know what? That is actually the craziest thing so far
21:57that a motel has room service. So I'm going to scrap the Bible, shout out Jesus, and we are going
22:02to
22:02use a tile there. 16 out of 20. We have four left officially because that is absurd. We're changing
22:08the rules today because come on, that's insane. Which means we are 80% done. We're going to walk
22:14the perimeter once before we head out of Motel 6 because it is pretty large. So I think there's a
22:19good chance that we find some sort of broken glass. I wonder how many rooms they have here. At least
22:23five. Wait a second. Wait just a second. I think that is a broken window. And what is a window
22:29made
22:29of? Glass. Look, I'm not stretching the truth there. That is a broken window. Everybody can confirm
22:34that. And so I'm going to count that as broken glass, which means we are at 17 out of 20
22:39officially.
22:39So we have three left going into the final two spots. I feel good now. We are out here on
22:44Motel
22:44number seven. It's like 3.30 right now. So we have one more after this, but we have three more
22:50things to
22:50get on the bingo board. This is called Essence and it actually looks really new. So if you look at
22:55the
22:55outside of it, it just looks like it's been refurbished and redone. So I'm actually really
22:59optimistic about possibly finding a smart TV in some of these rooms. So I'm actually really excited
23:03to check in for this. Now open, newly renovated. Look, it says it right there. Free wifi, renovated
23:08rooms, new management, and weekly rates. All right, got the room key. We are upstairs for the first
23:13time. How beautiful is this? Good thing we found the broken glass already because you will not be
23:18finding that here. Looks can be deceiving though. Sometimes like you could fix the exterior,
23:22but the interior, the structural stuff can still be a little bit out of whack. So let's see. But
23:26they're even taking good precautions with wet floor signs and stuff. I'm really liking what they're
23:30doing here. Bro, this is like an apartment building. You know, we're getting a smart TV here. Come on,
23:35don't let me down. Nice. It's a big TV. It's looking good. Oh, it's looking good. I see Netflix. I
23:44see
23:45Prime. I see Disney. It's a smart TV. We got a smart TV here. Come on. We got Netflix. If
23:50we got
23:50Netflix, we got YouTube. Come on, baby. Let's go. I got to get with the hit and run. I'm going
23:55to put
23:55on YouTube, put on one of my videos, then just run out of here. All right. Bonus points. If I'm
23:59just
23:59rec- if I'm recommended, the video ends. Okay. Ah, they're watching like Spanish stuff. Is there a path
24:05to finding me here? No, this is not possible. We're too far gone in the Turkish language. All right. Well,
24:10at least we have YouTube TV. We'll count it. We got YouTube here. So it means we have two more
24:14things
24:14left. We have to find a suspicious character and then we have to see if the water for whatever
24:19reason is discolored. Let's check it out. Water looks good. Let's check out the shower. Oh,
24:27water looks good. Toilet's pristine. All right. So nothing more we could find here. I mean,
24:31maybe somebody's loitering outside and we can just call them weird and just check that off. But for the
24:36most part, we're pretty much finished and we just have two more bingo tiles left to get, but one more
24:40motel. I have a special treat for you because the final leg of this motel after midnight bingo trip
24:45is at a place that I've actually been to before for another video in which I tested out one star
24:50experiences. And that is the Wayne Inn. This place is abysmal on Google reviews. I think it's like a
24:561.5 on Yelp also. So one of the lowest rated motels. Don't be fooled by the exterior because this
25:01place stinks. At least four months ago it did. So hopefully they have discolored water and then some
25:06weird people hanging around the buildings and we can get out of here. So let's see. We're going to
25:09check in. Just go straight to the room and try to find the discolored water because I actually feel
25:13good about this spot. If I recall from last time, I really think there was. Maybe I'm just like
25:17Mandela affecting myself. Let's check in. Wait, is this the room we had last time? I think this is
25:23actually the same exact room we got last time. 206. Can we run back that clip? I feel like this
25:29is the
25:30same exact room. And what do you know? They actually have YouTube TV on here because they have another
25:34smart TV. Look, I'm going to be completely unbiased. This place looks so much better this
25:39time. I don't know if it's a new management or something. I guess they said there's a lot of
25:42renovations and like a turnover of things. It is levels cleaner than it was last time.
25:47They actually give you stuff. You got lotion, you get like a body cleanser. They have extra toilet
25:52paper. Let's go ahead and check this out. The main attraction though. That's clear. Not as clear
25:57as it could be, but it's clear. All right. Let's give this a try. Okay. That's not bad.
26:04And then the final flush here.
26:09All right. Executive decision because we found two YouTube TVs, which is crazy. That's going to
26:14replace the water discolored. So all we have to do now is find a weirdo and then I'm going to
26:19complete the bingo board and we can get out of here because I've done way too many motels and
26:23it's way too late into the night. It's like 4am now and this is our eighth motel. So I have
26:26to get
26:27out of here. So I'm just going to search far and wide for a weirdo. We're going to count this
26:30because we found some extra stuff we didn't expect to see. And let's hopefully get out of here then.
26:39I mean, I don't know what to say. We've looked far and wide for just anybody outside. It's about
26:44like 445, five o'clock AM right now. We are at our eighth and final motel and there is not
26:49a soul
26:49out here, let alone a weirdo. I mean, honestly, I guess I'm the weirdo at this point because I'm
26:53the one out here searching for people at 5am. So this whole time I am actually the final tile on
26:59the
26:59bingo board. So me being a weirdo actually does complete the bingo board for motels after midnight.
27:04I'm actually extremely happy about being a weirdo because it means I can go to sleep because it is
27:07late right now. So that was a lot of fun. Thank you guys so much for watching. If you want
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