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00:02Hey.
00:03Hey, guys. How's it going?
00:05I'm just gonna finish this.
00:08We just had dinner with Stella's sister and her fiancé.
00:11They're getting married before us.
00:12Okay, you know how you've dreamt about your perfect wedding day
00:14ever since you were a little girl?
00:16Totally.
00:17My sister is stealing my dream wedding.
00:19Down to every last detail.
00:21On Shelter Island, at sunset,
00:23just down the beach from our family's
00:26old summer house.
00:27It's my dream wedding.
00:30I'm gonna finish this.
00:34Uh, the lamb here is supposed to be great.
00:36Oh, I'm a vegan.
00:38I wish I could tune out that moral voice
00:40inside me that says eating animals
00:41is murder, but
00:43I guess I'm just not as strong as you are.
00:46That's because you need protein.
00:49I'll have the lamb.
00:53Okay, new goal.
00:54I want our wedding to kick her wedding's ass.
00:57I want our wedding to take her wedding's head
01:00and shove it in the toilet
01:01and flush it like 20 times.
01:02Aw, Ted. In high school, you were her wedding, weren't you?
01:07You know, she's always trying to one-up me.
01:09I mean, I love her, but there's a little part of me
01:12that kind of wishes this whole thing would just fall apart.
01:14I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.
01:17God, this steak is so good.
01:19Four days to go and he just runs off
01:20with a vitamin consultant from Whole Foods?
01:22I gave up makeup for him.
01:23I gave up showering for him.
01:25I gave up shaving my armpits for him.
01:27Hard to imagine where it all went wrong.
01:30And now it's so close to the wedding,
01:31there's like bacon or something in this dipping sauce.
01:33I love it. I can't get any refunds.
01:35I'm gonna be out thousands of dollars.
01:37Kids, when you're in a relationship,
01:39you develop a kind of telepathy with your partner.
01:42What do you think?
01:43We could help her out.
01:45No, Stella.
01:46We should help her out.
01:49Let's pay for dinner.
01:52Nora.
01:53Don't worry.
01:55We got this.
01:57That's right. We'll take over your wedding,
01:59pay you back for everything you've spent.
02:01Ted and I will get married this Sunday.
02:22Wow. We're getting married this Sunday?
02:26Are we sure we're ready for this?
02:28Ted, I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad
02:30to decide he was ready for this.
02:32But he never got ready for this.
02:34That's why we never got married.
02:36Come on. Let's just be spontaneous.
02:38I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this.
02:42Okay. I'm in.
02:44And I'm also spontaneous.
02:51I wish I hadn't done that.
02:54Kids, morals usually come at the end of stories.
02:57But this one is so important, I'm gonna tell you now.
02:59Don't ever, ever invite an ex to your wedding.
03:02If someone had given me that advice, well, it would have changed everything.
03:06Come on. You gotta come. It's my wedding.
03:08I can't. I'm in Tokyo.
03:11It's my first week on the job. I can't just take off.
03:14Plus, I'm finally doing serious news.
03:19Robin was doing serious news.
03:20It was the number one English news network in Japan.
03:23Of course, the news was a little different over there.
03:29The federal reserve for voting to leave interest rates unchanged.
03:35It's my wedding. You have to be there.
03:37Okay. Okay. I'll be there.
03:39Oops, I gotta go.
03:42Good evening.
03:45And I'm Robin Scherbatsky.
03:48These talks were stalled once again in the Middle East.
03:51Despite a promising start to the latest negotiations,
03:55Parks foundered on security issues.
03:58She's in.
03:59Yes!
04:00All right, Ted, your bachelor party.
04:02Tonight, I have got three of the most physically and morally
04:06flexible exotic dancers you have ever seen.
04:08Can't. There's no time.
04:08Okay, I'll let you know how it goes.
04:10Marshall, we should really rent the cars for tomorrow, huh?
04:12Sure.
04:16What?
04:17No, don't get married, Ted.
04:20No, you're making a big mistake, Ted.
04:23Barney Stinson, are you no longer committed to the war on marriage?
04:28No, I just know a hopeless cause when I see it.
04:31It's the same reason I don't recycle.
04:33Plus, Ted getting married is in my best interest.
04:37You see, lately I've been working on a problem of the utmost importance.
04:44I confess, I was stumped.
04:46Until one night I decided to tackle it once and for all.
05:04Then, at last, I cracked the code.
05:14So you're back on Robin?
05:16Hopefully.
05:17I mean, this weekend is the best chance ever to hook up with her again.
05:21You'll never pull it off.
05:22There's too many distractions.
05:24The first drunk bridesmaid you see, you'll have your head under her dress like an old-time photographer.
05:30Lily, don't cheapen this.
05:32I don't want to sound all mushy-gushy and romantic, but this weekend, Robin is the only woman I'm banging.
05:40And so, the day before our wedding, Stella and I made the trip up to Shelter Island.
05:46With everyone else not far behind.
05:48Zitch dog!
05:49Zitch dog!
06:14Zitch dog!
06:15In the winter we have a very strict no alcohol policy.
06:17Ooh!
06:19Great, and all the meals are included, right?
06:21Yep.
06:22And they're all 100% vegan.
06:24Oh!
06:25No!
06:26I need alcohol.
06:28I'm not gonna get Robin with this stuff look at this berry blaster brain
06:36revitalizer my god some of these drinks could actually make a girl smarter what
06:39sort of hell is dead brought us to there's no meat there's no alcohol it
06:45gets worse I'm 90% sure that guy you were talking with used to be lead singer
06:49the spin doctors hey guys Stella and I have a little problem all the programs
06:57look great I mean it's not our names on the front but otherwise really nice oh
07:03hey I talked to Robin she's running a little bit late but she'll be here just
07:06under the wire you invited Robin yeah of course you never told me that I'm not
07:12sure how I feel about that can I help you feel glad you like Robin yeah but she's
07:21your ex-girlfriend it's weird it's not weird it is weird you don't get what it's
07:26like for bride to see her groom's ex at their wedding your new husband used to
07:33nail me like three times a day having exes around I don't know it brings up
07:43unresolved things how do you know that that spark won't come back with your
07:46ex sitting up there come on we're just friends plus Robin and I already had our
07:50backslide last Thanksgiving not even that long ago did you place a large bet
07:55against yourself in this argument she already got a ticket it's important to
08:00me I mean I would never invite Lucy's dad I wouldn't care if you did Tony's great
08:04let's invite him to know Tony is the last person I want at our wedding okay and
08:11Robin Robin is a close second Robin's probably about to get on the plane plus
08:17she left a really important job for this spurred by environmental concerns and high
08:23gasoline prices sales of hybrid vehicles have risen 11% over the previous year what
08:30should I do I don't know I kind of get the no exes thing why ask a failed romance to
08:36come and watch your successful one you know it's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a
08:40World Series game is just weird for everyone Robin has to come right she's
08:45like my best friend female friend my best female friend I don't care what fake it
08:52dude Robin has to be here she shouldn't come she what are you to justice aldrin
08:57tie-breaking vote okay wouldn't feel right without Robin but you don't mess with the
09:05bride I'm gonna tell her not to come this is this is gonna be like the worst phone conversation of
09:13all time Ted Ted Ted call best man I'm on hello Robin where are you just heading to the airport
09:25okay
09:27okay we'll see you soon have a great flight bad news I couldn't reach her Robin's already on her way
09:42okay Robin's on her way you know what I'm glad exes should be allowed to come to weddings I'll just
09:48tell Stella she's got to deal with it I think you need to be more delicate with still about this
09:52whole Robin thing what do you mean by delicate rides are under a lot of stress before a wedding I
09:57mean
09:57of course I held it together pretty well you don't remember just told me the roses are more light
10:09medium pink than medium pink our wedding site uses a gravity furnace instead of forced air heating
10:21that's the one thing I cared about why are we even getting married
10:34after a while it's all noise of course Stella's had to jam months of crazy into just three days
10:41so what do I do you wait for the next crisis you solve it you're a hero then you bring
10:47up the Robin
10:48thing but this time she'll say yes yeah but what if there's no next crisis she's a bride there will
10:55be the next crisis there's a next crisis awesome what is it my daughter my own daughter isn't coming
11:05to our wedding what Tony's supposed to drive her up tomorrow but now he's being all petty about me
11:10getting married and he won't do it it's been five years why can't we just move on already so first
11:15thing tomorrow I drive down talk to him get him to let me drive Lucy up then boom crisis solved
11:21Stella's
11:22happy Robin comes to the wedding hey you Barney yes I hear you're a real man whore so listen up
11:30tomorrow night I want to do things so dirty and so depraved that I forget that this was supposed to
11:36be my
11:37wedding I'm trying to hear with someone bring her never gonna make it so the morning of my
11:47wedding day I made the trip back to Tony's house to get Lucy sorry man you just set off my
12:03internal
12:03defense alarm you gotta watch these things stay alert stay alive right what brings you here I thought
12:10she'd be off in some honeymoon suite with my woman right now not yet soon that's right tonight's the
12:15night yeah oh man you're gonna be sticking it to the mother of my child actually I've already stuck it
12:22to her plenty of times why do I always have to correct people oh man you and Stella you lucky
12:28dog
12:28I could just I'm so happy for you guys yeah uh hey listen here's the thing uh Lucy you can't
12:40take her
12:40Tony stop look this is a big day for Lucy too you're gonna have to put aside your own issues
12:47and and think
12:47about what's best for her here whether you like it or not she really should be at her mother's wedding
12:51so I'm taking Lucy with me you're right I'm sorry I'm sorry it's just seeing you guys it's made me
13:08realize everything I had hey hey let's stop hugging I'm sorry it's just Lucy means the world to me
13:19and I feel like I'm losing her this new family a family I'm not even a part of come on
13:23sure you
13:23are no no I wasn't even invited at a wedding well you are now road trip two back in the
13:40car
13:43so today's the day you hydrating dear female thank you for your interest in Barney Stinson your back is
13:51gonna look like a Jackson Pollock I regret to inform you that at this time I was a vegan for
13:58two
13:58years I need meat there are currently no positions available I'm a yoga instructor every position is
14:06available your room 20 minutes no foreplay I'm not gonna make it am I not a chance
14:20okay just remember let me talk to Stella first okay mommy mommy Ted invited daddy hi sweetie I miss you
14:29give me just a sec okay hey hey Tony yeah yeah you invited Tony to our wedding Ted we talked
14:40about
14:40but there's no exes at our wedding why would you do this oh boy what did Ted do this time
14:52Ted what is Robin doing here I thought I made myself clear no exes at our wedding to be fair
14:59your ex is
15:01here you invited him come on it's not weird it is weird it's like things are not finished between
15:07you two and Tony I can't deal with Tony right now can you please go out there and tell him
15:12to leave you
15:13can make me the bad guy I'll go talk to Robin so she knows it's nothing personal okay and kids
15:21if I
15:22just let Stella talk to Robin this whole story might have ended differently I understand I get it
15:30for the first time and that's how I met your mother blah blah blah is your dad finally done yakking
15:40ah come on who wants ice cream but I didn't look can you talk to Tony Robin flew all the
15:47way here
15:47from Tokyo I should talk to her sure sorry about running off like you would not believe the trip I
16:01just had I was on a plane for almost a full day but it is worth it to see you
16:06get married how could I
16:07not be here you can't come to the wedding thank God Ted it's weird it's not weird is weird did
16:14you
16:14know how it feels to be somebody's ex at their wedding oh suck it bitch I win we broke up
16:25over a
16:25year ago yeah but that's not that long ago watching you marry another woman isn't exactly something I
16:31was looking forward to I don't know I just thought if I ever changed my mind about marriage and kids
16:38it was it was it was nice to know that you were there so I was your safety school how
16:43flattering
16:43that that's not it it's just that why are you bringing any of this up there there's nothing
16:47between us anymore well maybe there is I mean of course there is that kind of stuff just doesn't
16:54disappear without a trace look I'm not just another guest here Ted right we used to date but we both
17:02moved on and and look we got what we wanted I'm getting married you got your dream job in Tokyo
17:06and they all lived happily ever job you what I'm moving back to New York I thought I wanted that
17:13job but I want to come back to my real life and I think you should go back to yours
17:20what's that
17:22supposed to mean don't get married look you're rushing into this it's like you're trying to skip ahead to
17:33the end of the book Ted you're the most romantic guy I know you you stole a blue French horn
17:38from
17:38me you tried to make it rain it was a coincidence but after all that this is how your great
17:45romantic
17:45quest comes to an end you're just disappearing into someone else's wedding someone else's house
17:51someone else's life without a second thought that's not the amazing ending that you deserve that's not Ted
18:04Mosby I love Stella she's the one if you really feel that way I guess it's a good thing you're
18:13not
18:13coming to the wedding after all big fight yeah here it's on the house keep them coming
18:36oh god do not keep them coming
18:43hey Robin Farney I am having a horrible day I uh I snucked some scotch in from the duty free
18:50store you want to join me yeah yeah let's go to your room far away from this room and uh
18:55we can not
18:55get back they they didn't get me a room I was actually hoping I could stay with you no problem
19:02I just have to straighten up a little bit I've got some clothes on the floor and a naked girl
19:09tied to
19:09your headboard Powell's all over the bathroom it's a mess so anyway give me 10 minutes to get the place
19:17an order okay let's do this who the hell is that um it's the girl from the front desk
19:47kids sometimes you think you're living out one story but the truth turns out to be something else
19:53entirely at the time I thought the story was about whether Robin should be at the wedding
20:11if only I'd understood what the real story was
20:23having exes around I don't know it brings up unresolved things
20:33how do you know that that spark won't come back with your ex sitting up there
20:39like things are not finished between you two
20:44I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad to decide he was ready for this
20:49seeing you guys it's made me realize everything I had
20:53I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this
21:03seriously kids never invite an ex to your wedding
21:30you
21:31you
21:35you
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