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00:23Okay, this is it.
00:25The Form. An expressionistic, postmodern statue auctioned for over a hundred mil.
00:33Haven't we stolen enough statues?
00:35What? They're classy.
00:37You think the Crimson Paul looks at all the statues in his pad and goes,
00:40Oh, I think there's one too many.
00:41Now, you'll disguise yourself and distract the guard.
00:49I'm an art critic. Here to review, plot twist, your toilets.
00:53Yes. I've heard they're very avant-garde. Take me, now.
01:00Webs, you'll hack the security system, obviously.
01:06Leaving me and Snake to attach the portable pulley system.
01:12We'll rendezvous with Piranha in the getaway car and hightail our way home.
01:22I've only gone and done it again and planned the perfect heist.
01:26Oh, feels like we're forgetting something.
01:29Uh, Piranha, the plan's airtight. The T's are crossed.
01:32The I's are dotted.
01:32I'm pretty sure we are, though.
01:35Why are you so cagey? You hangry, bro?
01:38Eat some of that weird canned fish you like.
01:40Soestrumming?
01:41I only eat that on super special occasions.
01:44You know, like my bur...
01:46Okay, it's ice time.
01:48When we wake up tomorrow, we're gonna have a nice new statue to admire.
02:00What's going on, huh?
02:04Well, something stinks in here.
02:12Are my twins like a clown?
02:15I hate clowns.
02:17Their shoes are too big and their cars are too small.
02:20Well, this is... weird.
02:23Anybody, hey, you got a long pole?
02:25Something to get me down.
02:29What happened yesterday?
02:31I can't remember anything.
02:33Ah!
02:35Ah!
03:08Somehow we've all lost our memory.
03:11Webb stinks to high heavens.
03:13Allegedly.
03:14We don't know it's me.
03:15I mean, the flies.
03:17We don't know.
03:19Not sure how it's possible, but snakes floating, and sharks dress as his greatest fear of cli...
03:25Listen!
03:25Speaking of forbidden word, it could summon others.
03:28And at least Piranha.
03:29Wait, where is Piranha?
03:31I haven't seen him.
03:32But he's probably the one stinking up the place.
03:35Bimbro!
03:36You here?
03:37There he is, little twerp.
03:41You mean that pillow?
03:42Oh, that's him, all right.
03:44No.
03:45That's a couch pillow.
03:47Oh, why do I feel an overwhelming sense of Piranha-related dreading guilt?
03:51I'll just log in and check yesterday's security footage.
03:54And before you ask, yes!
03:55I obviously record everything at the new layer just like it did at the old one.
04:01Including bedrooms and bathrooms.
04:03Still creepy.
04:04But convenient in a memory-white-missing Piranha situation.
04:09Um, I can't remember my password.
04:13Did you try Handsome Shark 2000?
04:15What about Snake's password, this is a good password, good job, Snake?
04:19Dang it, I'm too good!
04:20I designed an unhackable firewall.
04:23I'm locked out of my own computer!
04:26Anybody tells anyone, I end you.
04:30I'm locked, rat!
04:35Get it away from me!
04:37Yeah, I'm out.
04:42Help!
04:43Help!
04:45Candy.
04:48Now, let's just add evil robot to the list of what the heck is going on.
04:52Where is Piranha?
04:56Oh, it's him!
04:57Piranha!
04:58Help!
04:58Get me out of here!
04:59What were you thinking when you...
05:01Fit bro!
05:03Piranha!
05:03Piranha, where are you?
05:04Piranha!
05:06Piranha!
05:08He's not picking up.
05:10Oh, all this stress is giving me a tum-tum ape.
05:13He's in terrible danger and we're responsible.
05:15Well, I just know it.
05:16No way!
05:17The bad guys always have each other's backs.
05:19We never put Piranha in danger.
05:21I mean, yeah, we did accidentally leave him hanging over scalding hot lava during that volcano job.
05:27And remember that time we changed plans mid-heist without telling him and he waited in the getaway car?
05:32For three days.
05:33Also, Snake mistook him for a pillow like five minutes ago.
05:36And honestly, so did I.
05:39Are we not friends?
05:41Of course not.
05:42We're great friends.
05:43You know why?
05:44Because we're gonna find him.
05:45But if we don't, how about I get his room?
05:49This plan, it's perfect.
05:52Streamlined.
05:53Airtight.
05:54And look at the penmanship kudos to me.
05:57Right.
05:57So, we clearly went to pull this heist.
06:00Something went wrong, causing us to lose our memory and Piranha.
06:04If we want to find out what happened, we need to retrace our steps.
06:08I know we're really concerned for Piranha here, but nobody's curious to figure out why I'm all floaty.
06:13I mean, I'm floating.
06:14Oh, are you sure you just don't need to?
06:18What?
06:19Make wind?
06:21Blow your butt, trumpet.
06:23Squeak between your cheeks.
06:25I'm positive.
06:27Team, focus.
06:28We need to act fast.
06:29Piranha needs us.
06:37No sign of the car.
06:39But he was here all right.
06:40These are his skid marks.
06:44Yep, definitely Piranhas.
06:46Did you just taste the skid mark?
06:48Had to be, sir.
06:50So he left in a hurry.
06:51There's more down the street.
06:53You know how that twerp drives, leaves them everywhere.
06:55Like breadcrumbs.
06:56Maybe they lead right to him.
06:57Shark, snake, follow those tire marks, webs.
06:59You and me are going to investigate inside the museum, see if we can figure out what happened.
07:08Break time.
07:09Good thing, too.
07:10The squeak between my cheeks.
07:18I'll stay and watch.
07:19We only have a few minutes to hack.
07:20I'm in.
07:24There's nothing unusual.
07:25I must have added a camera loop during the heist yesterday.
07:28There's got to be a clue to Piranha's whereabouts somewhere in the museum.
07:31Looks like we need to take a closer look.
07:38No police tape, no added security, no general panic.
07:41It's like we were never even here.
07:43I don't think we were.
07:44Yoo-hoo.
07:46We didn't get the loot.
07:47We always get the loot.
07:48This makes no sense.
07:50Hey.
07:51What are you two mustachios doing in here?
07:55I said, what are you doing here?
07:58Um.
08:00Because you're free to enjoy the arts.
08:02A warm welcome to you both.
08:10We've been all over.
08:11This is a wild fish chase, which is the name of what are my one-man plays.
08:17Critics call it an insult to theater.
08:19Make sure to keep a tight grip on me out in the open like this.
08:22Snakes like being low to the ground, you know.
08:24I might be dressed like a clown, but I'm still a shark.
08:27I'm not going to get overpowered by a gusty.
08:30Whoa!
08:32Whoa!
08:33Whoa!
08:35Oops.
08:37If you have any questions, just let me know.
08:41Can I ask, do I look familiar, but not me?
08:44I mean, did you notice an equally handsome, but much badder version of me in the museum yesterday?
08:51Perhaps with a clown?
08:55Ignore the flies.
08:57Huh.
08:58You know what?
08:58I can't really remember anything about yesterday.
09:01It's like a fox suddenly come over me.
09:03Hey, the security office stinks for some reason.
09:06I think someone's been in there.
09:12Wait a minute.
09:13Hey, you're that crew that stole Sad Boy.
09:16It is truly an honor to be recognized.
09:20Get him!
09:24How'd you let some wind out muscle you?
09:26What do you even bench, man?
09:28I bench plenty.
09:29I'm just all out of swords being dressed like this.
09:32Then take off that dang outfit.
09:34And touch clown gear?
09:36Gross.
09:43Hey, keep an eye out for Piranha while you're up there.
09:47Just stay calm.
09:48Stay calm.
09:49You're a flying snake.
09:50A first flying snake.
09:52A pioneer for your kind.
09:54I don't like this.
09:56Huh?
09:57Hey there.
09:58What, uh, what's going on here?
10:00Eat a bunch of helium balloons or something?
10:02No.
10:03Why would I do that?
10:04Oh, bozos will do all sorts of wacko stuff to experience the pure bliss of flight.
10:14We can't all be as lucky as you.
10:17I learned, I've learned my lesson.
10:20Hey, Ricky, you mind taking me back to my pal down there?
10:24Hmm?
10:25After everything you and your crew have pulled on the night owls?
10:28You can tell in me all you want.
10:30I don't care.
10:30Watch out for that electrical tower.
10:32Huh?
10:35Oh, no.
10:41Got it.
10:48Careful.
10:49It's a hundred years old.
10:55That's so fast.
10:57You're surrounded.
10:58Huh?
10:59Ain't getting away this time.
11:06Hey!
11:07Oh, come on.
11:11That was lucky.
11:14Shark texted.
11:15They found the car.
11:16Let's go.
11:23Ooh.
11:23Oh, what?
11:24Yeah, yeah, I'm electric now.
11:26I'm just glad to be back on the ground.
11:29Spotted the car on the way down.
11:31Weird way to park, don't you think?
11:35Why would he try and hide the car?
11:36And why did he leave the museum in such a hurry if we didn't even steal the statue?
11:41Come on, pick up, Piranha.
11:43Oh, there it is again.
11:45The pangs of guilt.
11:46We're not guilty of anything, probably.
11:48Let's keep searching.
11:50He's got to be somewhere nearby.
11:53Piranha, that you?
12:01Oh, you guys spooked me there for a second.
12:05C-C-C-Clown!
12:08Uh, did we just kill Scully?
12:13Not sure the Gruff Ghosts would take too kindly to a rival crew taking down their boss.
12:18Oh, when will the clown carnage end?
12:24He's not dead.
12:25We just scared him so bad, he fainted.
12:27I always thought fainting goats were a myth.
12:29Like white pizzas.
12:30Or chiropractors.
12:32But I guess not.
12:33Those are both real.
12:35Are they, though?
12:37Ouch.
12:38Why would Scully be in the trunk?
12:40Nothing makes sense.
12:41It's starting to feel like we're some sort of amateur outfit again.
12:44Oh, worse.
12:45Bad friends.
12:46We're not bad friends.
12:47We just don't know where Piranha is.
12:49Why he was so mad at us on the phone.
12:52Or if he is or isn't a couch pillow sometimes.
12:54So, come on.
12:55Let's level up and figure this out.
12:57Ideas.
12:57Hit me.
12:58I mean, if Scully's here with us, maybe Piranha's with the Gruff Goats.
13:02Doesn't explain how everything went sideways.
13:04Or who in their right mind would use an Alfredo sauce and a tasty zap.
13:07But that's my theory.
13:10That actually makes sense.
13:11We should tell the Gruff Goats we have something of theirs and see if they're willing to exchange Piranha.
13:20Seriously?
13:21Anybody got the Gruff Goats number?
13:31We brought your goods.
13:33You have ours?
13:35No.
13:40I just roasted that guy so hard.
13:43Roasted and toasted and humbled him.
13:46Oh, yeah.
13:47Seems kind of harsh to put Piranha in the bag.
13:49But I guess that's what makes a Gruff Goat a Gruff Goat.
13:52Is he okay in there?
13:54We said no harm done.
13:55Of course.
13:56You ever try carrying one of these by hand?
13:58Now, are we doing this or not?
14:06Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:08You brought Scully?
14:10Oh, we thought you were going to bring the horn you copped from him, not Scully himself.
14:15You don't want him?
14:16We sort of kicked Scully out of the crew after he kept dating all our sisters.
14:20Plus, he lost all credibility when you took his horn.
14:24Deal's off, bro.
14:25Well, we're going to take this little fella and knock the sweets out of him for fun.
14:29Swing!
14:30I call for a swing!
14:32Outrageous!
14:34Come on, we're going after them.
14:45We got company, broski!
14:57We're coming, Piranha.
14:59Hang on.
15:06I can't out-muscle this guy.
15:08Hey, man.
15:09What do you bet?
15:10Send me a workout routine?
15:11Enough clowning around.
15:13I got this.
15:14I do not appreciate the wordplay.
15:16Wait, what are you...
15:35That's my fib, bro!
15:36No!
15:37Oh, man.
15:38The pinata's ruined.
15:40Lame-ski.
15:41It's pronounced Piranha.
15:44Huh?
15:44Huh?
15:47Wait, you brought a pinata?
15:49Why?
15:50That's what you said you wanted.
15:52You were all, we have something you want, and we want a pinata in exchange.
15:56Yep, you said that.
15:58I didn't say pinata.
15:59I said piranha.
16:01Our friend, who clearly got mixed up with you guys, which is why we found Scully in our trunk.
16:07No idea about your piranha friend, if you can call him that.
16:11Sort of feels like real friends would know where you are.
16:14Am I right?
16:15Yeah.
16:16And like I said, we kicked off the Skullster weeks ago.
16:20I can't believe this.
16:21Hey, you mind if we take him back and knock the sweets out of him since you ruined our nada?
16:30Oh, sorry for roasting you earlier.
16:32I was too far.
16:34Peace!
16:43I hate saying this, but maybe we are bad friends.
16:46Ain't no shame in that.
16:48Okay.
16:49Some shame.
16:50I can't deny it any longer.
16:52My stink is driving me nuts.
16:54I'm going to take a shower.
16:56Or 12.
16:57All day in this clown prison, and I lose my one and only fin, bro?
17:02I think I'm going to be sick.
17:06Huh?
17:08I don't remember eating the phone.
17:10That's not any phone.
17:11That's Piranha's phone.
17:13He called us earlier.
17:14That means if his phone's inside you, then...
17:20Puke, man!
17:26What?
17:27It was a zombie the whole time!
17:32That was almost a one-way ticket!
17:34Why'd you swallow me?
17:36What took you so long to get me out?
17:37I know it sounds crazy, but none of us can remember yesterday.
17:41You woke up, you were missing.
17:42And flies have been circling me all day.
17:45But we're not sure why.
17:47You don't remember showing up for the statue heist?
17:50You all went in, then like 20 minutes later called me back to the lair, which made no sense.
17:54So I came back, and the second I walked in here, shark ate me!
17:57Why would I do that?
17:59Exactly, bro!
18:00Worst birthday ever!
18:03Birthday?
18:04I can't believe you forgot again!
18:06The plan is too perfect.
18:09Dependmanship, too hard...
18:13Um...
18:14Happy birthday?
18:16That's my tagging!
18:21I am not losing another friend today!
18:27Hey, am I clean?
18:29It cleaned me?
18:31Oh, that's nice.
18:33That's so much better!
18:35Wait a second.
18:36I'm starting to remember.
18:38Me too.
18:40Say...
18:41It all started last year, when we totally forgot Piranha's birthday.
18:45And he did not take it well.
18:49I'm forgetting this!
18:52We swore not to forget again the next year.
18:55But then yesterday, on his birthday...
18:58We totally forgot Piranha's birthday again!
19:01We're bad friends!
19:02What are we gonna do?
19:04He's gonna wake up any minute!
19:05We decided to throw a whirlwind surprise party.
19:08And to do that, we needed to get Piranha out of the lair, so I concocted a quick heist plant
19:12cover.
19:13Oh, feels like we're forgetting something.
19:16With Piranha occupied in the car at the museum, we can do our birthday errands.
19:20We all know that Piranha adores clowns.
19:24So I swallowed my fear and bought a clown costume so his birthday would feel extra special.
19:29And I stole a bunch of helium party balloons after swallowing the balloons.
19:33But then...
19:36For a special B-Day gift, I rush-ordered a state-of-the-art cleaning vacuum on the black market.
19:41The guy promised it wasn't faulty at all.
19:44Sorta said that unprompted.
19:46Red flag in hindsight.
19:56Get you!
20:04With the party all in place, we just needed to get Piranha back to the lair.
20:08And I knew just how to do that.
20:12Piranha! Get to the lair or we're all gonna die!
20:14With Piranha on the way, I prepared his favorite delicacy.
20:19That canned fish stuff.
20:21What's the matter?
20:22But then, Piranha burst in before we were ready.
20:25I panicked and swallowed him so he wouldn't see.
20:30It was supposed to be a temporary thing.
20:33It wasn't temporary at all!
20:35The last thing I remember is Web's opening the can of weird fish.
20:39Yeah.
20:39Why'd we lose our memories?
20:44That's because surf strumming is notoriously stinky.
20:47And this brand is so powerful, it's dangerous to eat indoors.
20:51See?
20:51Comes with a warning label.
20:52Only eat in well-ventilated spaces or memory loss will occur.
20:57You see what this all means, right?
20:59It means we're not bad friends.
21:01I mean, you did almost let me rot inside Shark's large intestine.
21:07But you did remember my birthday and ultimately did not let me rot inside Shark.
21:12I'm willing to go with really good friends.
21:16I'll take it.
21:17Thanks, buddy.
21:18High five.
21:20Wait a minute.
21:21I feel like there's still one thing we can't explain.
21:25Yep, I'm all tuckered out.
21:29Gonna hit the sack.
21:31Thanks for the B-Day goodies, y'all.
21:33Why was Scully in the trunk?
21:36After I got the call from Wolf, I was so worried I may have driven a little hastily.
21:44I'm off to save my stupid friends.
21:46It's up to me again.
21:49Even though they never remember my birthday.
22:03I was freed, so I just hit the car.
22:06I didn't know what to do.
22:09Singing and driving again, weren't you?
22:11You got something to say?
22:12Come at me, bro.
22:13So I guess that's it.
22:14Mystery solved.
22:16The bad guys might be the best at doing crime,
22:18but we could up our game in the birthday department.
22:21It's not too late to have the party.
22:22Guess who has eight legs and bottom necks.
22:25Can't observe strumming.
22:27Wait!
23:17You got something to say?
23:22It's not too late to have the party.
23:22It's not too late to have the party.
23:22It's not too late to have the party.
23:22It's not too late to have the party.
23:22It's not too late to have the party.
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