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00:01You
00:19Lights camera hot celebrity action. Welcome to my one-on-one intimately intense interview with the biggest movie store on
00:28earth
00:28Miss ability. She's in town to shoot her next movie
00:36Tiffany doll face you too much
00:39Miss T. What's it like to be so perfect in every way that they had to create a new award
00:44to honor you?
00:45Oh this old thing
00:47The crab which stands for cinema recording and Broadway was awarded to Miss T for her singular achievement in all
00:54of those things
00:55Are you going to ask me anything about my new movie the first award of its kind in other words?
01:02It's the only one in the whole world
01:05She's just that good
01:08I'll take that back now
01:10Go right ahead
01:11I'm trying
01:12Vanna over here
01:14Fire for the camera
01:17I love Vanna deep
01:20She was so good in undersea undercover
01:22I hear she does her own stunts
01:24Must
01:25Have
01:25That
01:27Crab
01:28Fimbro
01:30Sharks right
01:31This whole city's going gaga for Vanna and her award
01:33We pinched the crab from the biggest star on earth
01:37Not only do we keep our street going
01:39We get even more infamous doing it
01:41Looks like we're going to Hollywood
01:44There's going Bart
01:45There's a law
02:01It's theunit
02:01That
02:01We get
02:01There's a sign
02:01There's a sign
02:02Pay
02:02The ring
02:04It's利害
02:07The ring
02:07The ring
02:08The ring
02:12Bre MBA
02:21Film sets are swarming with all sorts of crew members.
02:24It'll be a cinch to blend in.
02:26Maybe. Or maybe it just means more folks around to blow our cover.
02:29We sure this trinket is worth risking our streak for?
02:31The crab is more than a trinket.
02:34It is the epitome of acting.
02:36And this is my, I mean, our only chance to get it.
02:39Uh, Shark, you're giving off some very complicated history with Vanna Revenge Plot vibes.
02:43This isn't personal, right?
02:45It better not be. The dodgy dachshunds let it get personal once.
02:48Their old crime op fell apart in 48 hours.
02:51Psh, personal? Me? Nice one, guys.
02:55Then it's go time. We're in position with the, uh, borrowed limo.
02:59Good. Vanna's a total weirdo.
03:01She discovered that if her chauffeur drives at exactly 30 miles per hour,
03:04she can't help falling asleep.
03:06She drive naps daily when filming.
03:09Celebrities! Hey, they're just like us.
03:12I'm hacking into Vanna's phone.
03:13I'll send her chauffeur on a complicated all-day errand.
03:16She'll be used to Vanna's annoying, eccentrical quest,
03:19so it won't seem out of the ordinary.
03:22Next, Vanna, you handle the guard.
03:27Snake, you tell Vanna her car is ready for her drive nap.
03:32Ah!
03:51Vanna's in dreamland.
03:52Now Shark just has to grab the crab,
03:54and our crab streak continues.
04:17And the crab goes to Shark!
04:23This was all supposed to be yours.
04:27Who's saying that? Who are you?
04:28I'm you, but Raspia.
04:31Now stop lying to yourself.
04:33You knew exactly what you were doing when you put that wig on.
04:36You're going to destroy Vanna.
04:39No, I'm here to get the crab.
04:41Wrong!
04:42You're here to get back at her from what she took from you.
04:45Now tell the team you can't find the crab.
04:48Lie to my friends?
04:50Are you a star or a stand-in in someone else's clothes?
04:54Do it!
04:57The crab's not here!
04:59I, uh, can't find it anywhere.
05:03Well, keep looking.
05:04We can't keep this ruse up forever.
05:06If we lose our streak for some Sparkletown flim-flam,
05:09so help me.
05:11Everybody relax.
05:12Our streak is safe.
05:13You guys search for the crab while Vanna saws locks.
05:21Think back on what brought you here.
05:24On that fateful day all those years ago.
05:28The big audition for a life-changing role
05:31when you and Vanna were just bright-eyed young thespians.
05:34Sure, she really wanted to be an actor and you a criminal.
05:37But had you booked that gig,
05:39you would have had the perfect cover for all your crimes, baby boy.
05:45You'd be the A-list star, not her.
05:48Think of all the loot you'd be able to steal rubbing elbows with the rich and famous.
05:52But no!
05:54Vanna sabotaged you with your one great weakness.
05:58It'll calm your nerves.
05:59Go on.
06:01Eat it.
06:01She knew cheese blimpses give you the you-know-whats.
06:05Oh!
06:09And you blimpsed all over that stage.
06:13Humiliating yourself and losing the role of a lifetime.
06:19Hey, are you guys Miss T's handlers?
06:21We'd like to get started.
06:23Miss T will come out when she's good and ready.
06:25Shaw-
06:26I mean Miss T.
06:28We need you out here.
06:30Yes, I know what I must do.
06:33The best way to get back at Vanna for ruining my fake life
06:36is to ruin her real life.
06:39Wah!
06:42Hide the crab somewhere the team will never think to look.
06:45They'll be so distracted searching,
06:47they won't notice what you're really up to
06:50until Vanna's precious career lies in ruins.
06:55Oh, whenever you're ready, Miss T!
06:59Yeah, no rush, but step on it.
07:02Time to get personal, doll face.
07:06Sorry, I was just being difficult as usual.
07:08Actually, not sorry.
07:10But I'm ready for my close-up.
07:12Shark!
07:13What are you doing?
07:14I'm stalling.
07:14The crab must be hidden somewhere on set.
07:16Blend in and look for it.
07:17I'll keep the film crew distracted.
07:19How's she doing back there?
07:24Now light a light.
07:25Speaking of...
07:42Misty.
07:43Ah, it is the honor,
07:45nay the privilege,
07:45of my lifetime to direct you.
07:51Oh, is that garlic and banana?
07:57Hmm, great guess.
07:59Just one of your storied quirks, I suppose.
08:02All right, everyone, places!
08:04Places!
08:05Man, people let the rich and famous get away with anything.
08:08This is gonna take more effort than I thought.
08:10Action!
08:11Oh, by the way,
08:13I've decided I'll be calling action and cut from now on.
08:15I'm sure you understand.
08:20That award's gotta be somewhere on this set.
08:26Here, Krabby Krabby!
08:38Man, no crap.
08:40But this looks like it'll come in handy.
08:43Mm-hmm, love a good boom-boom.
08:45Oh, great.
08:46Our most explosive team member
08:48has found a box full of pyrotechnics.
08:50If you blow our streak with your boom-boom...
08:52Yeah!
08:53Where is that boom operator?
08:56Do you have clearance to be here?
08:58Who are you?
08:59I'm the boom operator.
09:03Oh, you're Brian.
09:05Yep, that's me, Brian the boom operator.
09:07I, uh, operate on the boom-um.
09:11This is a boom?
09:15Ow!
09:16Ow!
09:22I almost got made there.
09:24Look, this job is getting too risky.
09:25If we sneak out now,
09:26no one will ever know we were even here.
09:27Yoo-hoo!
09:30Oh, where is my personal boom operator?
09:41Come in real close.
09:43What are you doing?
09:45I'm acting.
09:47Okay, so I was thinking,
09:49instead of dialogue,
09:49we should just open on one long,
09:51loud, sustained scream.
09:53And action!
09:56What the heck?
09:59Guys, did you know
10:00that there's free food on film sets?
10:03Talk about it!
10:04Steel!
10:04Great, but status on the crab?
10:06Also, is that screaming?
10:08Cut!
10:09Cut!
10:10Cut, please, Miss Steel!
10:11Cut!
10:12Cut!
10:13Make me!
10:20Ah, beans!
10:32Wait a minute.
10:33You're not Matilda.
10:35Am I getting kidnapped?
10:37Yes.
10:38Ah!
10:41Whoa!
10:41Stop screaming and drive!
10:43Ah!
10:45Ah!
10:46Ah!
10:47Ah!
10:47Ah!
10:48Ah!
10:50Ah!
10:52Ah!
10:54Phew.
10:56P.C., are you literally chewing the scenery?
10:59This set was bad,
11:01so I'm making it better.
11:03If I didn't know any better,
11:04I'd say that isn't even Vanity,
11:06but some kind of imposter.
11:08Crazy, right?
11:09Shark, you're beefing the street!
11:14Listen, you little land worm.
11:16I'm not stopping until I accomplish
11:18what I came here to do.
11:19And if you get in my way,
11:20I'll pull off this disguise,
11:22blow our cover,
11:23and ruin your precious little streak!
11:26Nod your puny head
11:27if you understand.
11:30Good.
11:31Now, kiss my flipper.
11:35Mm-mm.
11:39There.
11:40You did it.
11:41It's our streak.
11:44And that's lunch.
11:46Thank heavens.
11:48And this is day one.
11:50Was any of that usable?
11:52Guys, are we sure that's Vanna?
11:54Sounds like we all agreed
11:55my rewrites fixed this garbage script.
11:58Now you all can enjoy lunch.
12:00I'll just grab an itty-bitty snack
12:02from Crafty.
12:09Oops.
12:10Feeding frenzy.
12:12So quirky, right?
12:14Okay, bye.
12:15Getting dangerously close to rush hour, gang.
12:18We gotta wrap this up, Shark.
12:19I don't know how much longer
12:20we can keep Vanna asleep.
12:21Hello?
12:22Hello?
12:23Hey, can anybody copy?
12:24Shark?
12:25Anybody?
12:26Nope.
12:27Don't grab it here.
12:28But, huh?
12:31Wolf, webs,
12:33something ain't right with Shark.
12:34He tossed his comms
12:35and he's acting like a big diva.
12:36But I'm on it.
12:38And drive too slow, Grim, huh?
12:42Oh, now this car's moving slower than us?
12:45Hang on.
12:51This is getting out of hand.
12:53Oh, no.
12:54No, no, no, no, no.
12:55Ha!
13:00Ah!
13:03Get a battle over here!
13:05Wow, she really does do her own stunts.
13:08She's gonna tell them we kidnapped her!
13:10Great.
13:10We'll be caught for sure.
13:12There goes our crime streak.
13:13Stop moving!
13:14I can't get the shot!
13:16The paparazzi, they found me.
13:18Drive!
13:18But keep it under or over 30
13:20so I stay awake.
13:21Webs.
13:22On it, Wolf.
13:28Oh, those no-good gossip hounds.
13:30They're always trying to catch me
13:31in an embarrassing photo.
13:33I can't let them see me with my due askew.
13:36Wait a tick.
13:37Wolf?
13:37Webs?
13:38You're the bad guys.
13:40At your disservice.
13:42I loved you in Man vs. Manatee.
13:44Well, of course you did, Dollface.
13:46But flattery won't get you anywhere.
13:48Now listen, you two.
13:49Uh, actually, you should be listening to us.
13:51We understand each other.
13:55Fame recognizes fame.
13:57Everyone knows the bad guys are on a hot streak.
14:00But dang it all, so am I!
14:02I cannot be seen like this!
14:04So you're gonna drive me back to set
14:06without letting anyone see me in this state?
14:08In exchange, I'll help keep your streak intact.
14:11It's an offer you simply cannot refuse.
14:17She's just that good.
14:19And don't you forget it.
14:25That was an accident.
14:32This is going too far.
14:34I'm jeopardizing our streak.
14:35Everything we worked so hard for.
14:38Hell on for what?
14:39Silencio Clown Shark!
14:41Have you forgotten the mess she made for you?
14:44Uh, who are you talking to?
14:47Vanna!
14:48I'm deep in character right now.
14:50I don't have time for...
14:50Your team?
14:52Oh, hey.
14:53There that is.
14:55Ah, nice try.
14:56But I saw you chucking in the chuck pit.
14:59Something is fishy, and I don't mean me.
15:01There's something between you and Vanna, isn't there?
15:03Oh, well, I don't know what you're...
15:06Don't lie to me, Finn, bro.
15:07Oh, you're acting awfully personal.
15:10You know what?
15:11You're right.
15:12I did make it personal.
15:15I'm so glad you were here to snap me out of it.
15:19Man, you're the best Finn bro I could ever ask for.
15:22Ah, that's what we do.
15:24Now let's fight that crab and get out of here.
15:26I...
15:27I had it the whole time.
15:30Perfect way to sneak it out of here.
15:33Let me just fix my rouge and we can end this.
15:36I'll be right out.
15:42Oh, I can't believe I used the power of friendship against my Finn, bro.
15:46It'll all be worth it.
15:49There's just one more thing to do.
15:54Wolf, we got the crab.
15:56Good, because we're coming back with Vanna.
15:57We'll be gone before anyone knows we were here.
16:02Shark, that's the wrong way.
16:03Hey, you're heading towards set.
16:04I know exactly what I'm doing.
16:06Oh, no.
16:07Are you looking at me?
16:09Okay, stop looking at me.
16:11I need to focus.
16:13Oh, wow.
16:14So unprofessional.
16:16Miss T, I know you have your quirks,
16:18but you've always had a reputation for treating your crew well.
16:22What's gotten into you?
16:23Oh, don't worry, Toots.
16:26I have the perfect final shot for the day.
16:29Toots?
16:30Here's that cheese blintz you ordered, Miss T.
16:32Oh, you're going to want to get in real close for this one.
16:42Ah, my eyes!
16:44Medic!
16:46Oh, no!
16:48Oh, no!
16:49Oh, Fibro!
16:51How could you?
16:52That was disgusting.
16:54I'm calling the press.
16:55You'll never work again.
16:57I can't believe you used the power of friendship against me
17:00and cheesed all over those people.
17:02How are we going to get out of this mess with our streak intact?
17:05The press is coming.
17:06You ruined everything.
17:07Ha-ha!
17:08Including Banner's career.
17:10That'll teach you.
17:11Shark, is that you?
17:13You look great.
17:15Oh, adult face.
17:17It's been forever.
17:18Oh, I've heard all about your work with the bad guys.
17:21To think you and I were just two upstart kids
17:24all those years ago on the audition circuit.
17:26Hey!
17:27Don't patronize me!
17:28You ruined my chance to have a perfect criminal couple
17:30by sabotaging my audition with that cheese blintz!
17:33Ha-ha!
17:33Told you it was personal.
17:35Blintz?
17:36What are you talking about?
17:38I begged you not to eat that,
17:40but you kept insisting
17:41it was the best thing to calm your nerves.
17:55Shark, no!
17:56Don't do it.
17:57You know what those do to you.
17:58I gotta.
17:59I need this roll.
18:00It's okay.
18:01Cheese blintz has always calm my nerves.
18:03Don't you remember?
18:04You said that last time
18:06before opening night of our sketch show
18:07and...
18:08Shark, no!
18:09Wait, what?
18:10Oh, I get it.
18:13It was a classic jealous delusion
18:14that caused Shark to misremember his bad decision
18:16and cast blame on Javanna.
18:18Textbook avoidance.
18:19I blintzed myself?
18:21Time to come clean, Fimbro.
18:23And then I...
18:24I made the heist personal.
18:27Vindication!
18:28Thy name is Webbs!
18:30I maybe dressed up as you
18:33and I stole your crap
18:36and I maybe blintzed on camera
18:40as you.
18:42That means there's footage
18:44of me blintzing?
18:48My career is over.
18:52I can make this right.
18:53Hey, guys,
18:54I know I lied to you
18:55and broke our code of misconduct,
18:57but do you think
18:58you can help me fix this?
18:59We're a team.
19:00We've all made mistakes.
19:01We got you, Papa.
19:04Then it's showtime.
19:06I tried.
19:07I tried to unrack focus,
19:08but I couldn't look away.
19:10It just kept coming.
19:12Get me the press.
19:14I can make up the losses
19:15for this film tenfold
19:16by selling this insane footage.
19:19First bid,
19:20$20 million.
19:23I'll call you back.
19:27You got duped!
19:29It's me,
19:29Shark of the Bad Guys.
19:31Ha-ha!
19:32Yeah!
19:32The Bad Guys!
19:34I'm gonna need that footage.
19:36Never!
19:37This footage is worth millions!
19:40Ha-ha!
19:40Ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:44Ha-ha!
19:45Finally figured this thing out!
19:47Ha-ha!
20:01Everyone!
20:03It's boom-boom time!
20:11We've heard you,
20:12you know what-ed.
20:13We've caught you,
20:13blitzed-handed.
20:18Hey!
20:19Let me make something clear to you.
20:21Vanna T is officially
20:22a maid lady
20:23under the protection
20:24of the bad guys.
20:26So no more photos
20:28ever!
20:29Unless you want to see
20:30what the inside
20:31of a shark tummy looks like.
20:34Okay, some photos,
20:36but only on good hair days
20:38as determined by Vanna.
20:40Grr!
20:45What a harrowing time
20:47America's sweetheart
20:48has gone through.
20:49Kidnapped by the bad guys?
20:51Your adoring public
20:52won't stand for it!
20:53Actually, doll face,
20:55I'm thankful
20:56for the bad guys.
20:57They're the best
20:58in the biz,
20:59just like me.
21:00And it wasn't a total loss.
21:01It was perfect research
21:02for my next film.
21:03Do tell.
21:04The bad gals!
21:06At least you still
21:07have your crab.
21:09Actually,
21:09they made off with it.
21:10A horror of horrors!
21:12Oh, I'll win another one.
21:14Because I'm just that good.
21:16You heard it here first.
21:18Vanna's got a new
21:19franchise plan.
21:20And the bad guys' crab nab
21:22means their hot streak
21:23continues.
21:24Mwah!
21:25I can't believe
21:26she let you keep it.
21:27She said my acting
21:29earned it.
21:43We'll see you next time.
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