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00:19Tiffany Fluffet here from the Seat of the Crime.
00:22The bad guys successfully hit the legendary Arrow Vault
00:26before disappearing into thin air.
00:28Talk about sky-high criminal clout!
00:32Is this the beginning of a crime streak?
00:35Wooo! Why did I agree to this?
00:46Huh?
00:53The big bad wolf stole my wallet!
00:56I was chosen!
00:57I'm never watching these pants again!
00:59That's right, people!
01:01Watch out!
01:02The bad guys are on a hot streak!
01:04Hey!
01:04What is?!
01:05You promised!
01:07No striking sweet villain poses while I'm barking!
01:10Get out of the way, loser!
01:12C'mon!
01:16C'mon!
01:17Ah!
01:26It is good to be a hit!
01:52look at us front page again we're on our first crime streak this is a milestone to remember
01:58team i'll put it in the scrapbook if we don't mess anything up we could beat the penguin prowlers
02:04epic streak back in 86 they got so hot all they had to do was walk into a heist and
02:10folks gave them
02:11whatever they wanted i know we're vibing with the streak and all it's just speak your truth
02:21phim bro i sort of hate being the getaway driver like i do it but i don't love it i
02:27miss out on
02:28high school villain poses and i think that steering wheel is giving me carpal tunnel
02:32yeah but i don't know what else i'd even do you know it's got me feeling funky in my heart
02:37place
02:38hey turn that underbite upside down because we could totally shake things up i'll get behind
02:43the wheel and you could try no way we are not rocking the boat with everything going so well
02:48one two three bad vibes be gone whoa you're like super superstitious huh we're on a real crime streak
02:56here guys you can't change a thing the penguin prowler streak ended because their box man got a
03:00haircut snake chill we're at the top of our game in fact the stars have aligned for the perfect crime
03:08today's the annual first responders parade
03:12more like worse responders
03:17which means that all the guards and civilians are going to be partying across town
03:23she's going to be dead so let's play the hits
03:25how about a good old-fashioned bank heist keep the streak going
03:28i love a classic it's simple old school drop-dead gorgeous just like me we don't score so well we
03:36don't even need to review the plan shall we keep this streak full throttle
03:43guess i'll drive like always
03:53all right we'll get that new account going right away just write down your pin your social security
03:57number and your mother's maiden name oh and also please any computer passwords you may have used in
04:02the last 24 months absolutely i inherently trust anyone behind a counter he's laying it on kind of thick
04:09relax this is going to be like taking candy from the world's dumbest baby webs how's it going on your
04:14end
04:14almost in guys give me like five more minutes take your time with the parade going on we got all
04:20day
04:22are you supposed to be in the car can i watch you heck sneak doesn't have to know i left
04:26just don't touch anything okay and keep it down i need to focus
04:30but show
04:33i'm feeling all cranky inside you know like i have more to offer i know we're on a streak and
04:39everything has to stake as it is but i've got this itch to shake things up to find myself like
04:44there's
04:45something right in front of me i've been missing this whole time oh keep it down got it all right
04:52i'm in time to stretch this streak we're a go in three two one hands in the air
05:00the bad guys are sticking up this joint
05:05we've got copycats copy humans this is so cool that guy's that guy's cosplaying as me
05:15oh i would never do that
05:20nobody move a muscle
05:22uh yeah everybody get out what no come back here
05:26raise move it let's just leave
05:30is it just me or do these guys seem really green kevin you're supposed to lock everybody in not let
05:37them out oh yeah always get those two mixed up my bad yeah totally can see how you'd get them
05:44confused since they're exact opposites thank you what my head doesn't look like that
05:51right i know i don't come inside high as much but is this normal also where's the copy cap
05:56for on can this thing zoom in hey careful i'm controlling the whole bank security system
06:05you're not
06:06who turned out the lights
06:07you you did you got the power to where comes too
06:10oh man somebody tripped the alarm with the security system triggered we'll be surrounded in minutes our streak is toast
06:20you two hands up quick chit chat don't you know who we are oh we know exactly who you are
06:27imposters
06:33whoa the real bad guys serendipitous
06:37that's right so how about you put your hands up
06:45no no you guys keep having fun at the parade
06:49this is so awesome
06:50signing off
06:52ah seniority man it'll get you every time
06:58okay no no chuck mellon i'm happy to cover this humdrum alarm trip
07:03you enjoy the cushy parade gig what's that they're serving drinks in actual coconuts
07:10seniority it'll get you every time
07:13i don't even know who's watching this instead of this spectacular first responders parade but this is
07:22tiffany fluffett reporting live into the void apparently this bank alarm got tripped and someone had to cover it
07:28lucky me
07:29save yourself the bad guys are in there
07:32don't get too close miss fluffett this is a dangerous situation
07:36the bad guys are on a hot streak if you manage to catch them that'll be big news
07:41problem it's just us here no way i can stop five hardened criminals on my own might as well throw
07:47in the towel now
07:48and get back to that parade
07:50did you not hear me the footage will be priceless and a broken streak story could overshadow chuck melon's cushy
07:56parade gig
07:57just gotta convince them a whole slew of guards are waiting out here feel around there's gotta be an
08:04opening somewhere i just felt a spider ick yeah me oh no you put your hands up we were here
08:14first now you
08:15weren't this is our bank heist we got seniority and we have the only remaining hostage so we get the
08:21heist
08:23that's so
08:29you really are the best in the biz but we're not giving up this robbery no way no how
08:38is the bad guy's epic streak about to meet its crushing defeat tiffany fluffett here with just a few of
08:45the many many guards who say the answer is yes we've got the bank surrounded there's no way out
08:52and what about you totally different guard give it up bad guys your days of tivin have come to a
09:00close
09:00the cops showed up already nobody respects a parade anymore man yep you doggies will never
09:07get away with it you'll be hog tied and off to the clink in no time uh yeehaw sounds like
09:14we're totally
09:15surrounded oh crud we gotta act fast our streak our streak um i'm calling a sidebar so am i come
09:23on
09:23crew side car okay with all that fuzz outside it ain't gonna be easy sneaking out of here with the
09:29loot
09:30even in disguise and these posers are wild cards they could trip us up and break our streak at any
09:36moment
09:36easy saying streak and break in one sentence is a no-no so what do we do hard to get
09:41a jump on them
09:42when we're in a criminal standoff these rookies are clearly our fans so we'll show them the ropes
09:47as the real bad guys earn their trust a mini long con a medium con precisely then when they least
09:56expect
09:56it we lock them in the vault reconnect with webs of piranha and make off with the loot streak intact
10:02sounds like a plan to me but don't expect me to act like i enjoy showing these schlubs how to
10:07crime
10:08follow my lead okay let's talk
10:14dang it ouch i guess i don't need this anymore
10:19look i admit it i'm a huge fan the big bad wolf you're why i got into crime well you've
10:25got great
10:26taste are we done brown nosing can we parlay or not we want to offer you a deal it's clear
10:31you
10:31crooks are in desperate need of criminal guidance and all those coppers out there are sticky wicket
10:36so we'll give you some expert lessons in thievery we'll do the heist together and escape our separate ways
10:42split salute 50 50 50 50. no way
10:46i mean fine we doing this i'm chi hoon this is jeff and that's kevin hey hey why don't you
10:57take
10:58off that completely inaccurate mask no reason definitely not because it's hot glued to my face
11:05we're completely lost so you don't want to drive anymore what do you like to do
11:11hmm what do i like what do i like i'm a big fan of one-way tickets
11:17uh i mean it's good you're fearless but you can't just constantly sacrifice yourself
11:22sort of a liability oh you're right sorry man i can't do anything right i'm just so full of
11:35control yourself bro if you're gonna hold up a bank the first step is to create a sense of
11:41commanding cool that way your safe cracker could sneak in while you and your disguise man distract
11:46citizens this is good stuff watch and learn now show me your strut
12:00okay work in progress but progress how's your growl let me get a growl rawr
12:07ooh spooky how close did you park your getaway car a getaway car
12:13oh genius deaf writing that down yeah we were gonna get a ride share ah with the loot and the
12:19fight's breathing down your neck i'm so embarrassed looking like an idiot in front of my hero
12:25your hero you probably don't remember but you actually picked my pocket it was like the clouds
12:32parted and i was called to crime i just want to be like you you ready to learn from the
12:38greatest
12:39safe cracker that ever slithered do i have to you tried to rob a bank without a trained boxman so
12:45yeah
12:45who says boxman what are you like 80 kind of salty aren't you wait a minute i know what you
12:53are
12:57you're me
13:00oh it was the only one that fit the lovable curmudgeon now last time i agreed to teach somebody
13:08safe cracking i sort of regretted it but i'm sure i won't this time first thing you want to do
13:13is
13:13listen for any air bubbles in the steel to become disguised become the disguise understand oh i got that
13:23down look i'm a tree you can't tell because my mask is stuck but my face under here totally a
13:30maple you
13:31want to try being something other than an inanimate object perhaps a mighty oak very good kevin
13:46you're a natural kid after you
13:49i almost feel bad but if you think about it being double crossed is the ultimate criminal lesson
14:03you know i'm starting to think we're pretty good at this whole teaching how to crime thing
14:10i'm gonna count to 60. if you're not out by then with your hands up we all of us and
14:16there are
14:16definitely a lot of us are going loco on this joint that was the only smoke thingy i had i
14:22hope they
14:23bought that bluff we gotta move people ready to lock them up
14:38wolf wolf i know we're supposed to go our separate ways but i think i speak on behalf of my
14:42whole
14:42to be named crew when i say thank you you really taught us so much so so much i guess
14:52the students
14:53have become the slightly better students see you around kid see you never old man perfect could i get a
15:03hug
15:03goodbye we crooks don't really do hugs how about a dishonorable handshake
15:11so cool hey what's that huh now
15:20jeff what the heck we had a connection plus we were supposed to betray you
15:27you guys did too good a job of teaching us to be bad in fact i guess you could say
15:31we're the real
15:33bad guys now can't believe i taught you how to be the brains jeff was never the brains this is
15:39my outfit
15:40and you're our first roots i swear if i ever had a daughter you told us how to crack folds
15:46you told us
15:47all about the getaway car waiting outside we can just take that let the cops arrest you then assume your
15:52position is top thieves see you suckers oh sad guys jeff just stubbed his toe again didn't you
16:01no you stubbed your toe you take that back we're gonna run out of oxygen i'm too young to die
16:07this boat is
16:08our tomb let us out here's a team that we troubled okay i know i said when we ticketing wasn't
16:17a viable
16:17role on the team but i think we have to jump down this grade and into the vault to save
16:20our friends
16:21which is sort of bananas let's do this and webs they're animals not bananas
16:31finally what took you so long um nice to see you too why is the tiny fish not with the
16:37car he's
16:38blowing our streak this is why chi hoon betrayed me a grade a double cross what a scumbag i'm gonna
16:44miss
16:45her webs you gotta unlock this vault i can't get a signal in here the vault walls are too thick
16:50and
16:50the vents were dead air thanks to piranha touching my stuff hey i was soul searching you did this
16:56you should have stayed in the car in your little booster seat where you belong i don't belong in
17:02the car i belong somewhere else i don't know where but i'm gonna find out
17:07the vault door you're really just gonna
17:19help us don't worry you're safe now where are all the guards tiffany fluppet here
17:29tell us of your fateful ordeal locked in with the bad guys what a nightmare i can't believe we made
17:37it out the bad guys are still in there specifically in the vault i think they trapped themselves in there
17:43on accident what a bunch of losers hey mom i'm a tree
17:51time to finally arrest these fools where those posers go
18:01hey gary uh you okay hey finn bros congrats on the streak sorry i have to end it that means
18:10a lot
18:11coming from you there hey that's my little special jet
18:24great we're never gonna catch those rats now somebody should have reminded me to spin my hat
18:28again it ain't over yet come on come on not my fan the bad guys are on a hot streak
18:37except no imitations
18:48yeah
18:52haha
18:52uh
19:20Everybody hold on.
19:21Do not bomb.
19:23No promises.
19:40You had a good run, kid, but it ends here.
19:45You ain't seen nothing yet, old timer.
19:48Hey, Kev, time to shine.
19:54See, Kev here is a power lifter, so we got something you guys don't.
19:59We got muscle.
20:03I break stuff.
20:08Sidebar.
20:09Somebody's gotta fight this guy.
20:11Shark, it should be you.
20:12You're the biggest.
20:12Um, actually, my body's almost entirely cartilage, so, uh, yeah, I can't.
20:18I'm practically just an earlobe.
20:19I can't believe they just threw out my booster like it was nothing.
20:23My butt and that chair had some really good times together.
20:26Oh, I could just...
20:28I could just...
20:29That's it.
20:30I see it now.
20:31Piranha, buddy, you've been the muscle this whole time.
20:35I'm the muscle?
20:38Yeah, are we sure about that?
20:40I mean, Kevin's bent in steel over there.
20:42Yes!
20:43I know I said you need to control yourself earlier, but actually, you need to do the opposite.
20:48Let your inner muscle off the leash.
20:50Now go off!
20:52I'm the muscle here!
21:17That felt great!
21:24Yeah!
21:24Yeah!
21:26Yeah!
21:36I don't gotta drive no more?
21:38Nah.
21:38Why don't you stick to what you do best?
21:41Sometimes, new school is cool, too.
21:44As long as it keeps my streak intact, that is.
21:46You sure you can drive this thing good enough?
21:48It ain't easy.
21:57Just messing with you.
21:59Adios.
22:03Okay.
22:04Well, I tried, folks.
22:06Looks like the bad guys are still hot.
22:08Nothing has changed!
22:09Nothing matters!
22:10Crime rules and chaos reigns!
22:12What's that?
22:13No one's watching this because they're still watching the parade?
22:16Okay!
22:17Great!
22:18I guess we gotta come up with a new name.
22:21The bad bros?
22:22The regular Joes?
22:24The...
22:25Tree people!
22:26It's horrible!
22:26T...
22:27Gev...
22:28That's terrible.
22:37Bee...
22:39A...
22:39Tree...
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