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00:20Everything's changed.
00:22Ripper beat us at our own game and made good on her promise to get criminals off the streets.
00:27But the city rewarded her for it, and worse, the governor's given her total authority.
00:32To eradicate crime and make this a perfect city.
00:41Even the small timers have been swept up in her crusade.
00:46Wait, I can just put another quarter in, please?
00:50Now the city's become unrecognizable.
00:59Tiffany Fluffet, live from the museum, where, with no more crime, these guards are out of a job.
01:05I need to feed my family!
01:08That's rough.
01:10Fortunately, as a crime reporter, my job is secure.
01:15Wait.
01:22The day of the statue heist was supposed to be the end of Ripper.
01:27The day the bad guys got back to our crime streak.
01:32Instead, it was the day Ripper won.
01:38Will we ever get out of here?
01:40Will the bad guys ever be bad again?
01:42Will we...
01:43Never be quiet!
01:45Ugh!
01:45Solitary would be a vacation at this point.
01:48Can we please just focus on finding a way to get out of here?
01:51Way ahead of you.
01:52Sweet freedom, here we go!
01:59Not so sweet.
02:32We've got to get out of here!
02:33But how?
02:34Hmm.
02:34Maybe I...
02:36And then I could...
02:37I've got him!
02:40Everything we've tried has failed!
02:47Technically, my tunnel escape hasn't failed, it just hasn't succeeded yet.
02:51Snape, tell me you found a way out through the plumbing.
02:54Nah, it's a closed loop.
02:55But there is good news.
02:56I can get to other cells through the toilet pipes and make some trades.
03:00What do you guys want?
03:00Snack cakes?
03:01Hair gel?
03:01Ramen noodles?
03:05Toilet snacks!
03:07I could hack or sell door if my computer wasn't locked up in evidence.
03:10And the soap laptop I made isn't really working.
03:13Once again, I would love to use some of that soap for a toilet shower.
03:17I'm getting sticky in here!
03:19Snake, maybe you can trade this for the real thing.
03:22I'm good, but I'm not that good.
03:24We need some primo stuff to trade for your real laptop.
03:35Good morning, criminals.
03:37And what a beautiful morning it is.
03:39Outside, the city is more perfect than ever.
03:42And in here, all of you are right where you belong.
03:46Locked up forever.
03:50You're lucky you're out there and we're in here.
03:54Might as well get comfortable.
03:56But not too comfortable.
03:58It's about to get a lot more crowded in here.
04:02God, Gary!
04:04No!
04:05Oh, what could that sweet dumpling of a man have possibly done to deserve this?
04:11He was found breaking into the museum at night.
04:15After being fired.
04:16You can fire me, but I'll never stop guarding.
04:20Well, you broke in.
04:22So, you're criminal now.
04:25And a criminal is all any of you will ever be.
04:28But the rest of the city still has a chance.
04:31A chance to be perfect.
04:34Now that I'm here to take out the trash and clean house.
04:39Oh, yeah?
04:40I'll clean your house.
04:41Huh?
04:42I mean, like the big house, aka prison.
04:44Because I'm getting us out of here.
04:48Ah-ha!
04:49Ah-ha!
04:49I knew it!
04:50I found a...
04:51an old toothbrush.
04:53Yuck!
04:54Ooh!
04:55I caught imps!
04:55These chompers are starting to feel...
04:58mossy.
04:59Wait, we've got something here.
05:04Ah-ha!
05:05Toilet paper!
05:07The most precious prison commodity of all.
05:09Do you think you can trade it to get my laptop back?
05:12Does a toilet in this hemisphere flush counterclockwise?
05:15You betcha!
05:41Absolutely not!
05:43But I really have to go!
05:46Did you get it?
05:48Woo-hoo-hoo!
05:49Yes!
05:50What did I tell you?
05:51You are looking at the toilet king!
05:53All right, guys.
05:54Usually we heist our way into places.
05:56Today we get out.
05:57Webs, how are those doors looking?
06:00What doors?
06:02Ripper's got this place on a tight schedule.
06:05Too tight.
06:06Everything happens the same way at the same time every day.
06:10And three, two...
06:12Ah!
06:13Ah!
06:13Ah!
06:14Ah!
06:15Ah!
06:20Ah!
06:21Ah!
06:25Beep-boo-boo-beep-bop.
06:26Oh.
06:27Oh.
06:28Bop-bop.
06:28Boop-beep.
06:29Mm-mm.
06:30When did he learn to talk like a microwave oven?
06:34Beep-boo-beep-bop-bop.
06:36Beep-beep-boop-bop.
06:38Beep-beep-boop-bop-beep!
06:39I mean, uh...
06:51Go, go, go!
06:59Oh, ha, ha!
07:10Yep!
07:14Hey!
07:15Robo-bozo!
07:17Eat this!
07:23Don't just stand.
07:24Get out of here!
07:30I leave you in charge for one afternoon,
07:33and you let the bad guys escape?
07:36All because you were distracted by a little food mess?
07:41I caught them once.
07:43I can catch them again.
07:44But this time, I've learned from my mistakes.
07:47I've been far too lenient.
07:50Let me see your control panel.
07:53Yes, I'm sure!
07:55I'm cranking your sensitivity all the way up.
08:02From now on, we won't just go after criminals.
08:05We'll crack down on mischief, blunders, taboos, and my personal pet peeve, faux pas.
08:11I'd like to see the bad guys try to escape me now.
08:15Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:17We escaped!
08:18Ha, ha, ha!
08:19Oh, the air is so pure out here!
08:25Ah, tastes like freedom.
08:29You think Ripper has noticed that we're gone yet?
08:31Who cares?
08:32I hope we never see your face again.
08:35Locking us up, ruining our perfect crime streak.
08:38So, what are we gonna do now?
08:40What criminals like us always do.
08:42Leave town, create new identities, start doing crime somewhere else.
08:45Ooh, maybe I'll grow a mustache again.
08:47Snake, your last attempt at a mustache was just like gross upper lip molting.
08:51And leave the city, really?
08:52Do we have to?
08:54That's sad.
08:58We made a lot of memories in this place.
09:00But what other option do we have?
09:02There's still so much I wanted to hack into.
09:05So much privacy I still haven't invaded.
09:08There's the alley where I picked my first pocket.
09:11And there's the alley where I got arrested for picking my first pocket.
09:16And I see an old lair!
09:18Can't believe I accidentally blew it up.
09:20The old lair was over there.
09:22Ah, I'll never forget it.
09:24What if there's another way?
09:26This place is part of us.
09:29Ah, Wolf?
09:31Think about it.
09:33Ripper doesn't know we escaped yet.
09:34Wolf?
09:35We've got the upper hand.
09:37The element of surprise.
09:38Wolf!
09:39Gat boy!
09:41C-couldn't you guys wait a second and un-undercut my whole speech?
09:44Now I feel silly.
09:46What do we do?
09:47You got the wrong guy.
09:48My name is Johnny the Stache Tropicana.
09:54Eh, well, it was worth a shot.
09:58Get in!
10:07Thanks for saving our hides back there.
10:09Ripper and her bots really have it out for us.
10:11Ripper's not just trying to stop criminals anymore.
10:14She's cracking down on anyone who isn't perfect.
10:18She's outlawed gum chewing?
10:20Staying up late?
10:21Loud music?
10:22Untucked shirts?
10:23Pineapple on pizza?
10:24Well, that one I kind of agree with.
10:25No one is safe!
10:26Honestly, I miss your guys' antics.
10:29There's not much for a crime reporter to do without crime to report on.
10:32It's just fluff pieces and ribbon cuttings.
10:35Oh, and she even banned oversized novelties.
10:37Is there so?
10:37What is the point?
10:38Ripper's not going to stop until the city is absolutely perfect.
10:43So I'm getting out.
10:44I can drop you guys anywhere you want.
10:46Just not Barstow.
10:47I never stop in Barstow.
10:50Thanks for the offer, Tiffany.
10:51And also for the mysterious personal revelation.
10:54But we're not leaving.
10:55We're not.
10:57We can't stand by and let Ripper ruin our city in some twisted vision of perfection.
11:02You know, I thought we had to be the perfect criminals.
11:06Go on the perfect crime streak.
11:07But now that that's been blown, I've realized...
11:10So we're not perfect.
11:11So what?
11:13Does that make us any less of criminals?
11:15Yes.
11:16No?
11:18Maybe.
11:19The.
11:20All of the above.
11:21Trying to be perfect, you end up tossing out the good with the bad.
11:25Exactly.
11:25What I realized is that perfection...
11:28Perfection is a prison.
11:30And a perfect city is just one big prison Ripper's trying to make.
11:34But this is our city, and it's worth saving.
11:36What do you say?
11:37We're in.
11:38But how are we going to do this?
11:39I mean, Ripper's got an army of bots.
11:41I have an idea.
11:42But we can't do it alone.
11:44Tiffany!
11:44Before you go, will you help us make the news bulletin of a lifetime?
11:50Shark, Piranha, I need your help.
11:52Sure thing, Wolf.
11:53We're ready for anything after getting out of that dark, stinky, miserable prison.
11:58I'm sending you back to that prison.
12:00But just temporarily, I need you to break out the other groups so they can help us.
12:05It took us ages to figure out how to get out of that place.
12:08And no offense to the fin bros, but we're not the smartest fish in the barrel.
12:12Facts.
12:12I already hacked the security system.
12:15The prison blocks all signals inside, so you won't be able to reach me on comms.
12:19But you just need to enter this password into the central computer to open all the cell doors.
12:25It's easy.
12:26You can't screw it up.
12:27Don't tell me what I can't do!
12:28All right, team.
12:30Let's take down Ripper and save our city.
12:34Is it always this fun being bad?
12:37No wonder you do this for a living.
12:48Ripper Bot, we need to sneak in and disarm it.
12:53Steady, steady, steady.
12:56Why am I the one holding you?
12:57I know I'm the muscle, but you're five times bigger than me.
13:01You almost got us caught.
13:03My bad.
13:03What happened again?
13:09Okay, Webb's already hacked the system, so we should be able to get in with that password she gave us.
13:14Hand me the paper.
13:14What?
13:15I thought you had it.
13:16No, that was your job.
13:18I disagree, Finn, bro.
13:20But we don't have time to argue.
13:21Look, the password was something really easy to remember, so we just had to remember it.
13:27Hmm.
13:29All I can think about is the word burger.
13:31Is the password burger?
13:33My brain is just like a big neon sign flashing burger, burger, burger.
13:37It's not burger.
13:39It's something else.
13:40It's a, hmm, maybe it is burger.
13:43Dang.
13:44I could have sworn.
13:45Should we try burger burger?
13:47Oh, that's definitely it.
13:52I've had Ripper's announcement system.
13:54It's go time.
13:56Ready?
13:56Ready.
13:58No running, skipping, or jumping.
14:01And remember, mixing stripes and plaid will not be tolerated.
14:06Oof.
14:07Let's all be more like me to make a more perfect system.
14:11Hi.
14:12It's me, your favorite neighborhood criminal.
14:14Or at least I used to be before Ripper tried to get rid of us.
14:17Maybe at first you thought that was a good thing.
14:20But how does it feel now that Ripper's made criminals out of all of you?
14:24In her twisted mission to make everything perfect, she's lost sight of perfectly good enough.
14:29Because nobody's actually perfect.
14:32We're all a mashup of good and bad parts mixed together.
14:35Be honest.
14:36Do you really want to be perfect all the time?
14:39That's boring.
14:40Isn't it more fun to stay up past curfew?
14:43Wear white after Labor Day.
14:45Eat dessert before dinner.
14:47Press all the buttons on the elevator.
14:49Shake up a soda can, man.
14:51Chew with your mouth open.
14:53Rock socks and sandals.
14:55Don't use your indoor voice.
14:57No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
15:00That's right.
15:01You may not be perfect, but who cares?
15:03You're one of us.
15:08Find a way to turn this nonsense off!
15:11You see, perfection is a prison.
15:13And it's time to break out.
15:15We're all counting on you.
15:17For the good of this city, be a little bad.
15:20All right, everyone.
15:22Clearly, a criminal element is still afoot.
15:25But not for long.
15:27Now, back as you were, and no gawking!
15:29That's against the rules.
15:37I wouldn't do that if I were you.
15:40Shaky soda?
15:41Nuh-uh-uh.
15:42Bots?
15:48No!
15:49Find me those bad guys.
15:55Okay, so it's not burger, burger-burger, or hamburger.
15:59Do we try burger ham?
16:01Is that nuts?
16:02I mean, what even is a burger?
16:04A protein surrounded by carbs.
16:06So is a burger a sandwich?
16:08Is it a taco?
16:09Is a calzone a burger?
16:11Is the password calzone?
16:12Snap out of it!
16:14We have to figure this out!
16:15Our city and everyone in it is depending on us!
16:18Hey, what's that?
16:19What's what?
16:20Huh?
16:22So funny story.
16:25Turns out I did have the password this whole time.
16:30Webs password.
16:32This is a good password.
16:36Good job, webs.
16:39Have you ever had a pair of mushrooms and all of the
17:07after an epic sunbathing sesh, huh?
17:09Guess Ripper shouldn't have made him so sensitive.
17:12There's no way they can keep up with all of this.
17:14Hey, you, look here.
17:16I'm a criminal who just sprung out of prison.
17:20And I also just escaped prison,
17:23but I did it without wearing clean underwear.
17:26I put down drinks without coasters.
17:29I eat my burritos minnow out.
17:37Ho, ho, ho, gnar, gnar.
17:39Yay!
17:40Where are they?
17:42You said they were spotted over here.
17:45Oh, hey, we were just about to burp the alphabet.
17:49You guys want in?
17:50Those aren't the bad guys.
17:53We are all the bad guys.
17:56Yay!
18:00Hey, what'd I tell you?
18:02Those little bots of hers can't keep up.
18:04The city's with us.
18:05But how do we take down Ripper?
18:07Now comes the fun part, my fine fit friend.
18:10We get to do what we do best.
18:12Be back.
18:20Hold out of your breakfast.
18:28We got company.
18:34I was wondering when we might run into you.
18:37Hello, bad guys.
18:38Boy, you really love living up to that name, don't you?
18:42Let's see.
18:43So far, I have you four breaking out of prison,
18:46hacking my audiovisual equipment,
18:48wearing white after Labor Day.
18:52Disgraceful.
18:53You guys like?
18:54I think I'm going to keep it.
18:55Oh, yeah.
18:55Real sharp.
18:56I like it.
18:57Enough!
18:58I'm taking you back to prison where you belong, bots!
19:02Hmm, okay.
19:03I guess you could do that.
19:05But I have a feeling you're going to have trouble calling off
19:07this little situation without us.
19:10We have a proposal that could work for all of us.
19:15I think you'll find these terms agreeable.
19:18We'll see about that.
19:20Ugh!
19:21You think you're so funny.
19:24But we'll see who's laughing when you're back behind bars.
19:27Nobody!
19:28Because laughing's against my rules!
19:35Oh, did you just litter?
19:40Pretty sure that's against the rules.
19:42A nasty thing to do.
19:44Even I don't litter.
19:45Yeah!
19:46Protect the environment, yo!
19:51Wait, no!
19:52You tricked me!
19:54I don't know, Shark.
19:55What do we think?
19:57Beep-boop-boop-boop-beep!
20:01Hey, you work for me!
20:03Stand down!
20:04Don't make me get nasty, bots!
20:09Eat darts!
20:11Ha!
20:18Well, that backfired.
20:20Literally.
20:27Bye, Ripper.
20:28A crime is a crime, and a criminal is a criminal.
20:32But some of us are better at it than others.
20:38With Ripper locked behind bars, thanks to her own zero-strikes policy, the city has finally
20:43returned to being perfectly imperfect.
20:46The museum is even opening a new exhibit on famous rule-breakers throughout history.
20:51And guess who gets to cut the ribbon?
20:53Bring me the giant scissors!
20:58Nice work, everybody.
21:00We got our city back.
21:01And great call on the burgers, guys.
21:03All right, Tom.
21:04I agree with you for some reason.
21:06I'm just glad we don't have to leave town.
21:08I've grown to like doing crimes here with you bozos.
21:11Maybe I will grow that stash, though.
21:13It's so upsetting.
21:14Don't do it, man.
21:15I wouldn't.
21:16We'll call that a maybe.
21:17So, uh, Wolf, what do we do now?
21:20How about a good old-fashioned heist?
21:26It's crime time.
21:27And from now on, nothing's gonna slow us down.
21:48Were you?
22:16We'll see you today!
22:17I do.
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