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00:19Tiffany Fluffit reporting live at Gemstone Row in what appears to be another hit by The Sting.
00:26And oh!
00:34Wait a minute.
00:36You're not a swarm of thieving hornets.
00:38You're not, though.
00:39A crook?
00:39Hey!
00:40That's right.
00:41You've seen the billboards.
00:42You've heard the rumors.
00:43But today, I, Tanya Ripper, am declaring that the rule of crime is over in the city.
00:50I've been watching closely.
00:52Observing from the shadows.
00:54Seeing how you crooks operate.
00:56And now it's time I strike.
00:58Can I have my microphone?
00:59I'm coming after each and every one of you.
01:02I won't back down.
01:04I won't be intimidated.
01:05Not even by some scofflaws on a hot streak.
01:08That's right.
01:09The bad guys.
01:10He can say sayonara to your precious record.
01:13No one streaks on my watch!
01:16But what about The Sting?
01:18The Sting are no more.
01:21Abandon all hope, you who heist here!
01:26Um, what?
01:30Hey!
01:35Uh...
01:59Oh, that lady was laughing, but I don't think it was because she likes a good time.
02:04Well, I, for one, am here for her style. Should I get my thorax pierced?
02:10Vigilantes, Crime Stoppers, Bounty Hunters, they're just a bunch of justice lovers that come and go like the wind.
02:16All we gotta do is lie low till the heat dies down.
02:20Yeah, I mean, she caught the sting. They never get caught.
02:24So?
02:24We're the bad guys, a bunch of steely no-nonsense crime lords on the verge of the longest hot streak
02:29this city's ever seen.
02:31We're one steal from becoming legends.
02:33There are five of us and only one of her.
02:35Oh, we're completely outnumbered.
02:38We really gotta get you a math tutor.
02:40The flashy billboards, the news appearances, rippers all bark no bite.
02:45We're not getting called out by some vigilante after her 15 minutes of fame.
02:50Yeah, I'm not playing sardine for nobody.
02:52And setting the all-time streak is so close, I, I, I can almost taste it.
02:58And it tastes good.
02:59So what do you say?
03:00Is it crime time or what?
03:11Oh, excuse me, whippersnapper.
03:14These old legs don't move as fast as they once did.
03:25This puppy's loaded with loot.
03:27Snag, enjoy yourself.
03:29Picking this lock is like picking the lock to streak infamy.
03:32Webs, why don't you send any nearby patrol cars on a wild goose chase somewhere far from here?
03:37Oops, somebody just hacked the municipal bank on the other side of town and triggered their alarms.
03:43But that's what we were trying to do.
03:54No sign a ripper.
03:55Probably already flew the coop like a chicken.
03:58Ha!
03:59She is a little chicky.
04:01Oh, let me, let me try, let me try.
04:05Bac, bac, bac, bac, bac, bac, bac, bac, bac.
04:10Ooh.
04:12Shark, shark crossing the street again?
04:14Shark, stand down, we're already on board.
04:21I'm looking forward to meeting you.
04:22Looks like your hot streak is about to go ice cold.
04:27You can hack this truck, right?
04:29Yadda.
04:32Is that right, ripper?
04:34Bacock.
04:36Um, that's an inside joke from earlier
04:41Well, we're not your average crooks
04:43It's gonna take a lot more than a cheesy line and a little, uh, whatever that thing is
04:48It's a tranquilizer
04:50Well, not your average tranquilizer
04:55Whips! Go! Go, go, go!
05:11What's going on? I'm looting here
05:17Ripper
05:32Oh, jammed!
05:36Whips, take that corner
05:37Hold on to your butts
05:46Lost her
05:48Come on, let's get to the lair
05:54That was a really close shave, bro
05:55And close shaves look so good on us
06:03I've started to really not like this situation
06:06Looks like it's muscle time
06:11Ha-ha! Missed us!
06:14Not quite! I think I just won my ticket in
06:26Run!
06:33Almost there!
06:34Get it!
06:38We've gotta leave it!
06:39But the streak!
06:40But our butts! Leave it!
06:53What are you doing? Punch it!
06:54I'm still in character!
06:56Well, maybe this old guy drives fast
07:06The bad guy's streak is officially broken
07:09How? Why? What? Where?
07:12More like who?
07:13And that answer is Ripper
07:14The virtuoso vigilante absolutely spanked the crooks
07:18Stopped the steal and shattered their streak
07:21While the bad guys got away empty-handed
07:23One wonders, will they have the gall to show their faces again?
07:26Will they ever recover from this heist humiliation?
07:30Will they be so humbled by Ripper
07:31That they call themselves the good guys?
07:34The good guys?
07:35Oh, you take that name out of your mouth, fluff it
07:38Crime in the city is at an all-time low
07:40A much-needed win for the governor's corruption-riddled administration
07:43In fact, said governor will commemorate Ripper
07:46By unveiling a statue of her next week
07:48I can't believe she broke our streak
07:51I'm so sad I could cry
07:54You are crying
07:56Setting the all-time longest streak was a symbol that we made it
07:59That no one's as bad as the bad guys
08:02Now we're back to square one
08:04Rotten Ripper
08:05Yeah! Curse that Ripper!
08:08Ripper's tougher than I expected
08:09Faster, stronger
08:11We go toe-to-toe with her again
08:13I'm not sure we don't get caught
08:14She handled the five of us like we were two-bit chumps
08:17And I'm no chump
08:19I guess this is it
08:20Bad guy shark is no longer
08:22I shall now be known as Gerald the Geriatric
08:26At least I can keep cyber-criming
08:29You can't drink a computer
08:32Or can you?
08:34No, we're not giving up
08:35There's still one option left
08:38I'm calling a crime council
08:42I don't know about this, Wolf
08:44We sort of despise these guys
08:46And I'm pretty sure the feeling's mutual
08:48Like, we get hate mail from them
08:50Daily
08:52Don't show any fear
09:02You bring sandwiches?
09:04What'd you just say to me?
09:05She said
09:05Did you bring sandwiches?
09:14Of course we did
09:16Piranha?
09:20You really think the bad guys would call crime council
09:23And not bring the customary sammies?
09:30Um, what is going on?
09:33Are we gonna talk?
09:34No one talks until the customary sammies are consumed
09:37It's customary
09:43Okay
09:43I think it's obvious why I called this meeting
09:46To apologize for all the crud you've put us through?
09:49No, Ripper
09:51She's killing off crime in the city
09:53Capturing the best and brightest crooks
09:55Making it impossible to do what we love to do
09:58Be bad
09:59She's a problem, no doubt
10:01She's so intense, she scared Murray straight
10:10Now I'm back in charge
10:12And no one is happy about that
10:14They made me promise to stop dating their sisters
10:16Bummer
10:17Ripper's driving us crazy
10:19You wouldn't understand, but the night owls
10:22We just got a crime
10:23It's our whole thing
10:24Yeah, that's exactly what we're saying
10:27You wouldn't get it
10:28I think we're agreeing
10:30We can't let Ripper continue her righteous reign of justice
10:34We have to work together
10:35I know, I know, I know
10:38But just this once
10:40We need to set aside our differences
10:41Turn a blind eye to all the times the bad guys bested
10:46Messed with you
10:48To get rid of her
10:49We're the only groups that haven't been caught or split the city
10:52What do you propose?
10:53Kidnap her?
10:54Ship her to Albuquerque?
10:55Make her do the doom jump?
10:57Get a thorax piercing?
10:58Match with her on a dating app?
10:59Fall madly in love?
11:00Then break her heart so she loses the will to fight crime?
11:08Nothing
11:08Think about it
11:09What's the baddest way to deal with Ripper?
11:12Do to her what she's done to us
11:14Embarrass her out of the city
11:16How?
11:18We're gonna steal the Ripper statue before the big unveiling
11:21She claims she's rid crime from the city
11:23Let's show her that there are still plenty of crooks that aren't afraid
11:27Honestly
11:28It's a radical plan
11:30Surely Ripper will have that statue guarded to the max before the unveiling
11:34No team could pull that off
11:35But three could
11:38There's gonna be loads of security measures
11:40Motion sensors, spotlights, alarms, guards, the works
11:42So we all need to work in perfect sync
11:44Ricky, you'll keep a bird's eye view of the scene
11:47Our eye in the sky, so to speak
11:49Webs and Ash will form a hacking coalition
11:52Infiltrating the security system and running comms
11:54The gruff goats will take to the streets as decoys
11:57Luring Ripper's attention elsewhere in the city
12:00And leaving the statue free from her nasty trank blaster
12:03That leaves the bad guys
12:06All the attention will be above ground on the statue
12:09So no one will expect an underground approach
12:12Wait a minute
12:13You get to steal the statue?
12:15How do we know you won't betray us and take it for yourself?
12:19Yeah, dude
12:20That would be very unradical
12:22Hey, if you weren't asking that question
12:24I'd question your street smarts
12:26But it's not about the loot
12:27It's about taking down Ripper
12:29She broke our streak
12:32Plus, we broke bread together
12:34The criminal code is clear
12:35All packs made over Sammy's must be honored
12:37Bread is Bond
12:40Okay
12:41Now we'll still need to deactivate the motion sensors around the statue
12:44Or the moment we steal it
12:46The alarms will go off and we'll be toast
12:48Cue Shark
12:52I'm a security inspector
12:54Here to confirm that this statue is properly secured
12:57Allow me to inspect
13:13Censors down
13:14Stop copying me
13:15With the sensors down and the teams in place
13:18It's an easy breezy road to victory
13:20Is it just me or things really going smoothly between us rivals?
13:24It really shows that deep down if you're bad enough
13:27Anyone can get along
13:29Beautiful
13:30Speak for yourself
13:32I don't get along with nobody
13:39Uh, goats?
13:41You got company
13:46Shaw, my grumpy Owlette
13:48The gruff goats eat high-octane chases for breakfast
13:51Also, tin cans
13:53Let's roll, Skip
13:54The decoy goats have baited Ripper
13:57You know, it sort of feels like I'm running the show
14:00Good one, Ricky
14:01But no one runs a ship as tight as me
14:03Piranha, hand me the sewer map
14:05I thought you were bringing it
14:06What?
14:07No
14:07I assigned you the map
14:08Hey, I'm the muscle now
14:10Not the map guy
14:12Webbs, can you download a sewer map and guide us?
14:15Hey, I'm the hacker, not the map lady
14:17But fine
14:19Whoa, my man
14:21Hey, you seem pretty cool
14:23This is, uh, on the download
14:26But, uh, all the city guards are calling a security council later tonight
14:29You gotta come
14:31They'll be sandwiches
14:34You are a guard
14:35Right?
14:37Of course I am
14:39I'll, uh, see you there
14:41Ta!
14:42Wait
14:42You're not seriously gonna leave without doing the secret guard handshake, are you?
14:49It's customary
14:51No problem
14:52And here I go?
15:01We've been slithering forever
15:03Webbs, we're lost
15:05You're not lost
15:06You're not lost, just take a left
15:08There is no left
15:10Then take a right
15:11I don't know
15:11This is confusing
15:13Worst map lady ever
15:16Actually, you're close
15:17Oh, wait
15:18Stop there
15:19It's right above you
15:20Map lady for the win
15:22Got this online
15:24The site said it could cut through anything
15:25And definitely doesn't have any defects of any kind
15:38Oh, kind of a red flag in hindsight
15:41Goats, this might take a minute
15:42How you holding up?
15:43We are shredding this naughty vigilante
15:53Whoa, gotta split up
15:55Rough goats, disassemble
16:00Oh, Grim Breddle wants to follow these breadcrumbs, huh?
16:04Ricky, I could use a little birdie in my ear
16:07Gross
16:08Take that street on your right
16:25Punch it through that intersection
16:27You sure?
16:29Trust me
16:44Gonna take a lot more to hit
17:05Come on, come on
17:21Don't drink me
17:23I'm practically scared stiff already
17:24Night, night
17:27Huh?
17:29Takes more than a window to stop me, Ripper
17:32Ha, and we stole your stupid statue, too
17:35My statue
17:40Why would you mention the statue?
17:42Because I'm radical
17:44Wolf, Ripper's on our way to you
17:46You have the loot
17:48We're, uh, really close
17:52Why is it burning so slow?
17:54I can't get my face tranked again
17:56That's what I eat with
17:58What if we blow on it?
17:59That'll help
18:01Come on, everybody
18:07Did it work?
18:15Almost there
18:16Come on, statue
18:18Fall
18:30Oh, we gotta bail, dudes
18:31We gotta get ripped
18:32Wolf, what do we do?
18:51Perfectly done and in no way suspicious
18:54See you tonight, fellow guard
18:56Oh
18:57Oh
19:12Yeah
19:13Yeah
19:15Yeah
19:26sorry ripper but you're done good one boss it was a five out of ten at best come on hold
19:34me
19:34accountable i want to melt this thing down and make an epic nose ring you know what i like that
19:41idea scully i don't know guys this this thing is giving off bad vibes i do not like it in
19:47our
19:48lair we'll get rid of it after ripper leaves town with her tail between her legs promise
19:55hey come here check this out she looks hilarious i gotta hand it to you wolf your plan worked
20:04ripper's gonna be humiliated credit where credit's due to me for having the wisdom to
20:10let bygones be bygones and agreeing to work together you know what we all did our part
20:15and once ripper's out of sight i look forward to resuming our rivalry out on the mean streets
20:20oh we are gonna smoke you guys not if we smoke you first to try and to hurt each other
20:26again
20:35the theft of your honorary statue sends a pretty bad message about the fear you've supposedly struck
20:41in the criminals of this city indeed it does you could say that having your statue stolen on the
20:47eve of its unveiling is humiliating you could say i should leave the city forever and never return
20:53you could even say that my reputation is ruined forever very easily yes
21:03or you could say that having my statue stolen by the remaining crooks in town
21:09was exactly what i wanted to happen you see crooks steel they can't help themselves
21:17they don't stop to think oh a vigilante's just come to town and she's getting a special statue
21:23who gets statues out of the blue like that weird so yeah you could say a lot of things
21:30but here's what i'm saying it was my plan all along
21:38wait a minute what i knew that thing had bad vibes
21:55i rigged it with drink gas and now all the crooks are
22:00frozen in place together my tracker will lead me right to them and i'll polish off the remaining
22:06criminals in one fell swoop a genius plan tell me how did you
22:12or toast
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