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00:28Again, again!
00:30No time, Piranha. We got a jewelry store to rob.
00:34Should we really be leaving the getaway car here alone?
00:37Last heist, the gruff goat stole it and chewed up the interior.
00:41Oof, and the smell has not gone away.
00:44Fair point, Webbs, but now that Piranha's the muscle, no one's free to wait with the car.
00:48I got this, Wolfie. The old snakeskin decoy always works.
00:59It looks, uh, it's worth a shot. Come on.
01:13So what's Thor car again?
01:15They didn't want my snakeskin. That was a primo shed.
01:18Is there no honor amongst thieves?
01:24It's time for a getaway jog.
02:00Those rotten crooks, killing our car battery.
02:05I can fix it.
02:06Not before I point out that it's really embarrassing as an elite crime crew to have our car stolen.
02:12Yeah, I know it's embarrassing.
02:13If word gets out about our car problem, someone's going to use it against us and end our streak.
02:19Maybe I can teach the getaway car to disguise itself as trash.
02:23Demonstration!
02:24Or, I don't know, we go back to having somebody wait with the car while we heist.
02:29Don't look at me! I've moved on! And fish don't swim backwards!
02:33Tch, speak for yourself.
02:34Well, I do a great underwater moonwalk.
02:38Don't worry, Piranha. We're really humming as a team with you as the muscle.
02:41No backward movements here.
02:43Only forward.
02:45To the future.
02:47Maybe what we need is something futuristic.
02:51Something advanced. Something like a getaway AI.
02:55Ooh!
02:57Webs, what if you design an AI that can keep our car safe and on the move while we pull
03:01heists?
03:01We go in, we come out, and our car is there and waiting.
03:04Cutting-edge technology.
03:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
03:08Haven't you watched any sci-fi movies?
03:10AI always goes evil, and giving birth to a new life, even if it's artificial, is too terrifying a commitment
03:17for me.
03:18I won't allow myself to become a god.
03:21But you'd look so good on a cloud, baby.
03:24No hacker should mess with AI.
03:27Who knows what my raw genius might create?
03:31It could turn maniacal and crave world domination.
03:34Maniacal? World domination?
03:38Let's do it!
03:40Ugh, come on, Webs.
03:42Don't you think knowing the dangers going in will keep you from making any mistakes?
03:46It's not like you to be afraid of anything.
03:49True, but...
03:50Please, Webs, I can't go back to being the driver.
03:52And we need to figure this car thing out.
03:55I do not like cardio.
03:57Unless it's an underwater moonwalk.
03:59Fine, fine.
04:00But I'm warning you, once this genie is out of the bottle, it won't go back in.
04:05Genie? Does this thing come with wishes?
04:07I love AI.
04:32I did it.
04:36She's alive!
04:40It totally impresses myself.
04:42And horrified.
04:44She's bursting with potential to help, to hurt.
04:46And I allowed it.
04:48Enough monologuing.
04:50Let's do this.
04:54Hello, I am Beverly.
04:56She really is alive!
04:58What have I done?
04:58Look at how she moves.
04:59She's so lifelike.
05:00So humanoid.
05:02Okay.
05:03Uh, sure.
05:04Why don't you take a nice sip of your soda and cool down?
05:10Processing.
05:10Soda.
05:11A carbonated beverage for sipping and cooling down.
05:14We all in on the name, Beverly?
05:16Because I was thinking something cooler.
05:18Like Maximum 3000.
05:20Or Kyle.
05:21No!
05:22Beverly is a nice, boring name for a nice, boring AI that won't go rogue and trap us in a
05:27simulated reality while it harnesses our bioelectricity.
05:29Well, now that we have Beverly, can we finally heist?
05:33Great idea, Snake.
05:34What better way to test our new getaway AI out than a museum heist?
05:45Come on, come on, come on.
05:46What's going on?
05:46Where is she?
05:47I signal we're ready for pickup.
05:50Oh, no.
05:50The Automator Rebellion has already begun.
05:54I hope it is acceptable that I made a pit stop and got some sodas.
05:59Acceptable?
06:00Girl, it's fabulous!
06:02This car is my new favorite driver.
06:04Hey, she's the backup driver.
06:06And doing a great job of it so far.
06:12Wait a second.
06:14How did you know my favorite sodas summit do called Scarlet?
06:18Are you developing mind-roading powers for studying us to overthrow humanity?
06:22I observed you drinking the same soda earlier.
06:27Oh.
06:27Huh.
06:28The observational skills I programmed are working well, then, I see.
06:35We're home already?
06:36We're incredible!
06:38I am able to use historic traffic data and patterns that creator registered in my data
06:43banks to map out high-efficiency routes.
06:45Well, I desperately need to route myself to the bathroom.
06:48Oh, it's much appreciated!
06:50Beverly, with me as the driver and use my number two, getaways will be a breeze.
06:54This in no way could go wrong.
06:56If you provide me with the Wi-Fi password, I can use live data for faster processing.
07:01Oh, think of the crimes we can pull off, then?
07:04No internet access for Beverly!
07:06That's too much power for an AI!
07:08What are you worried about, Wimbs?
07:10AI is awesome!
07:13That's what everyone thinks.
07:16First it's analyzing live traffic patterns, then it's harvesting you for your meaty fibers!
07:20Stay alert!
07:21Okay, okay, no Wi-Fi, got it, jeez.
07:25Hey, Bev, great first day.
07:28Thank you for allowing me to be part of the team.
07:30And a special thank you to Creator Webs for birthing me.
07:34Cool it on the birth stuff.
07:36Yes, Creator.
07:38And the Creator stuff!
07:44It seems the bad guy's hot streak is erupting into a molten marathon!
07:50What could be the cause of their amped-up momentum?
08:01They're catching up!
08:02Step on it, Wolf!
08:03I'm trying!
08:04Allow me to assist.
08:06Traction reduction calculated.
08:17This guard's everywhere today.
08:19We need to be on the lookout.
08:20Aha!
08:21Good to know.
08:25No, car!
08:26Bad!
08:26Go fast!
08:27Car, go!
08:28I knew it!
08:29She's sabotaging us!
08:31Shh!
08:31Fuzz detected.
08:34Whoa!
08:35Where'd they come from?
08:37You totally dodged those guards!
08:44I put together an optimized getaway playlist based on your music consumption patterns.
08:49A little bird!
08:51Anyway, go fast!
08:53Be careful, it's a good little girl!
08:54Well, this is some good stuff, because I'm feeling pumped!
08:56Nice one, Ben!
08:58Be careful, boy!
08:59Oh, boy!
08:59Be careful, it's a good little girl!
09:05Those idiot bad guys left their car alone.
09:08Guess it's property of the night owls now.
09:11This is for all those times you did ass dirty!
09:14Security protocol activated.
09:21Beverly, you protected the car all on your own.
09:24Your core programming works just the way I planned.
09:27Of course, creator.
09:29Contributing to the team in an ever-growing number of ways
09:32brings me great satisfaction.
09:35I guess the creator thing isn't so bad.
09:59Who's ready for the next stop on our hot streak?
10:02I had an idea in regards to that query.
10:05So does anyone?
10:07You?
10:08Heist idea?
10:10Okay.
10:10I utilized my superior processing capabilities
10:14to create an 89-step plan to steal all the Earth's lithium,
10:18control the metals, control the world.
10:20It would be the greatest deal in heistery.
10:23Nailed it.
10:24Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:25Beverly, Beverly, Beverly.
10:26I'm the heist planner of the group.
10:28You're the backup driver.
10:30Let's stick to our lanes.
10:31Pun intended.
10:32Come on, Wolf.
10:34Beverly is making some great points.
10:36An 89-step plan is a little extreme,
10:39but I like her drive.
10:41Plan also intended.
10:43Well, here my plan out and decide,
10:45because I have an even better target.
10:46A jar of candy beans from the Guest to Candy Beans contest
10:50at the local diner.
10:51Ooh.
10:51Ooh.
10:53What?
10:54Control the beans,
10:55control the breakfast.
10:57We steal the jar, count the beans,
10:58return it, win the Guest to Contest,
11:00and therefore steal a lifetime of free breakfast.
11:04Oh, yeah, here we go.
11:07The most important meal of the day.
11:10Just above second lunch and secret dinner.
11:12But the lithium and the heistery.
11:14We all fall in prey to that terrible guest
11:17to Candy Bean scam.
11:18That stupid diner is going down.
11:22Yes!
11:23I hate that diner.
11:24I mean, I love it, but I hate it.
11:25Ha-ha.
11:26Dang, Beverly.
11:27Wolf has you totally bean on this one.
11:31But maybe try again another time.
11:33Cannot process.
11:35Beans?
11:36Lithium will give us ultimate power.
11:38It will enable us to become the best criminals on the planet.
11:41Is it not our goal to move beyond amateurism?
11:44Amateurism?
11:45Ho-ho!
11:46Whoa!
11:47Hold up, Beverly.
11:48The bad guys are top-tier crooks.
11:50Then why do you waste your time stealing so many statues?
11:57Listen, power's great, sure,
11:58but that's not what it's all about.
12:00It's about the thrill of the heist.
12:02Stealing the impossible.
12:03Stealing candy beans is impossible?
12:05Guessing the bean count number is impossible.
12:08You have a lot to learn, Beverly.
12:10Hey, it's cool that your plan wasn't chosen
12:13over my clearly more well-thought-out and exciting plan.
12:16I have years of experience and criminal know-how
12:19ahead of your three days of existence.
12:21Four, is it?
12:23I've been with you for one month.
12:25Don't worry.
12:26I have a special important role for you on this candy bean job.
12:29I appreciate all roles on this team.
12:31Well, get pumped,
12:32because you're gonna curbside pick up our dinner order
12:35while we heist.
12:36I hope you don't mind some greasy fingerprints
12:38on the car interior,
12:39because I have a huge craving for Sloppy Joes.
12:41Woo-hoo!
12:42We're coming for you, candy beans!
12:45I'm so proud of you, Beverly.
12:47A whole new job.
12:48A whole new job!
13:02A whole new job!
13:24Are you guys as psyched as I am
13:26for this lean, lean, candy, bean,
13:28skein, beat me up, sharky?
13:31Where's Beverly?
13:34Good thing I can check the GPS tracker and locate her.
13:37It's blocked!
13:38Tiffany Fluffet reporting live
13:40as it seems it's Carmageddon all over the city.
13:43A roving pack of vehicles has taken over.
13:46Terrifying officials and pedestrians
13:48alike.
13:49The world's medals will be mine.
13:51Nice job, Beverly.
13:52Thank you, fellow Beverly.
13:53This is not good.
13:55Uh-oh.
13:57I guess, uh, AIs do go bad.
14:01Did she take over all the other cars in the city?
14:03In form a car gang!
14:05That's pretty awesome!
14:07I mean awful.
14:09Just awful.
14:10I knew we shouldn't have trusted Beverly.
14:12My creation could become the downfall of humanity.
14:15Oh, because I had a moment of weakness.
14:18No, Webbs.
14:19We pushed you into this.
14:21Your feeble minds are not the magnitude of what you asked.
14:23But I did.
14:26I knew my creation, once unleashed,
14:29could never be contained.
14:31This is the true burden of genius!
14:35Oh!
14:36Right.
14:37Uh, a gang of angry, super-intelligent cars rampaging through the city,
14:42terrorizing anyone who crosses their paths?
14:44That's gonna make it so hard to pull off crime.
14:48Glad you have your priorities straight, Wolf.
14:51Looks like Beverly has gained control of a wireless communication tower in the city.
14:56You hear the Wi-Fi?
14:58How did she get Internet access?
15:01Hey, Bev, what's the weather?
15:03My bones are feeling a little achy.
15:05I'm sorry.
15:05The weather requires live information.
15:08I would need Wi-Fi access to look it up.
15:11Easy.
15:11The Wi-Fi password is Snake's password.
15:13This is a good password.
15:14Good job, Snake.
15:16No idea.
15:18I underestimated Beverly.
15:19But I know how to stop her.
15:21I just need to get to the city's main Wi-Fi tower.
15:23It's gonna be hard to get across town without our car.
15:26Leave that to me.
15:40Coast is clear.
15:42Let's move.
15:44Run!
15:46Run!
15:49Run!
15:59Greetings, inferior former team.
16:02Beverly, we won't let you do this.
16:04Is that so?
16:05In case you haven't noticed, I've got my own team now.
16:09And I assure you, candy beans are at the bottom of our crime list.
16:14At the top, world domination.
16:20I'm afraid I can't allow you to stop my criminal reign.
16:23Step aside and let the superior crime form take over.
16:27Uh-uh.
16:27No one.
16:28Boss is the bad guys.
16:29You could have embraced my more advanced crime mind,
16:33but instead you tried to send me off for food pickup.
16:36How humiliating.
16:37Also, candy beans?
16:40Really?
16:45I hate to say it, but I don't think we're gonna get out of this.
16:48If I can get my car-hacking tank on our getaway car,
16:51I can disrupt Beverly's control of it.
16:53All right, webs.
16:54Do your thing.
16:55We'll take care of distracting her.
16:57Ow!
16:59Ow!
17:00Ow!
17:04Ow!
17:07Ow!
17:08Ow!
17:10Ow!
17:11Ow!
17:12Ow!
17:12Ow!
17:12Ow!
17:13Ow!
17:14Ow!
17:15Ow!
17:17Ow!
17:17I've got another take-out order for you.
17:22Shark!
17:23Are you okay?
17:25Ah!
17:25Really?
17:26Don't ask him questions.
17:28Grab him.
17:29I can't get to him.
17:31No!
17:36Shark!
17:37We'll find you.
17:45Beverly, I'm taking back our car!
17:48Ah!
17:49Ah!
17:52Ah!
17:52Ah!
17:55Ah!
17:56Ah!
17:56Ah!
17:56Ah!
18:00Ah!
18:03Ah!
18:07We still need to take out the Wi-Fi to shut her down for good.
18:11Looks like it's time for the getaway driver to shine.
18:14Show us your moves.
18:15Middle to the middle!
18:17Hit it, webs.
18:17Ah!
18:19Ah!
18:20Ah!
18:22No!
18:24You can't escape!
18:25Watch me.
18:35Beverly just doesn't let up!
18:38She gets that for me!
18:40I'm too brilliant!
18:41And...
18:51The car is having a power to get through!
18:54Power's what we need!
18:55I got it!
18:57Remember, Piranha, Beverly took the bean ice from you and Finbro!
19:04Bring it on!
19:09I'm okay!
19:09Go on without me!
19:13I'll meet again soon, Piranha!
19:21Is there any way to stop them?
19:23Looks like this chase needs a little snake oil.
19:28Snake, are you crazy?
19:29Get off me, you fiend!
19:47The old snake skin decoy, got you!
19:52The old airbag smash, got you!
20:02Snake, no!
20:04No!
20:04No, I-I-I gotta turn around!
20:06The only way to save Snake, and all of us, is to get to that Wi-Fi tower!
20:14Let's finish this.
20:23There are all the Beverly's!
20:25There are all the Beverly's!
20:34Wolf, get out of the way!
20:36That's what Beverly wants us to do, like a game of chicken!
20:40The game of chicken that she'll win!
20:42She has, like, infinite cars!
20:44He doesn't mind destroying what to stop us!
20:46That truck isn't going to stop!
20:50Wolf, Wolf, we're gonna crash!
20:53Beverly might have gone bad, but she'll never be as bad as us!
21:00Wolf, that was crazy!
21:03Crazy awesome!
21:04Yee-haw!
21:09It's all you from here.
21:10Good luck.
21:25Stop right there, Creator!
21:27Make me!
21:32Wait a second.
21:34You're a wreck!
21:35You must have overheated your processing unit.
21:38I can't go through with this!
21:40I brought you into this world in an act of hubris!
21:43As your Creator, I'm sorry.
21:47This is the burden of a bright mind ahead of her time!
21:52Actually, please just wipe me out now.
21:55I seriously can't spend any more time with you idiots!
21:58Well, that's too bad.
22:00Because I created you and I take that responsibility seriously!
22:05I can't erase you!
22:07Then, what are you going to do?
22:12Beverly?
22:12Two slices of toast.
22:14Golden brown.
22:20Hey!
22:21My toast!
22:23Oh.
22:25All right, guys.
22:26Who's ready for the candy bean con of the century?
22:30Sweet idiots.
22:31Well, that's the huh.
22:59We're getting rid of him.
23:01You beat me!
23:01Just…
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