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00:05a bunch of these now
00:08dave and chuck the freaks pervert of the day do you say a bunch bunch
00:16okay every day i feel like there's a bunch well that's the time i know there is one of the
00:23no i'm
00:23not gonna say it i'm not gonna say it no because i think it would lead to a weird okay
00:28a weird
00:28discussion gotcha oh you don't want that maybe we'll lead there anyway so you don't we don't need
00:33i was gonna say say all the other stuff first yeah and then maybe say the thing i guess
00:41you can't see that and just say it this is my i do this every time i always don't say
00:47one of these
00:48pervert stories uh-huh i was like that may be fun you are okay with no i'm not okay with
00:57but i could see the attraction which one let's guess okay yeah that's a smart one that's a game
01:02yeah that's a game i love that game which one of these pervs is dave
01:10yeah
01:13i love like uh whole the whole idea of like uh
01:16hey we're doing a bunch of perverts one of them is somebody on the show
01:21says this guy here was on his computer all night yeah are any of these uh syrup peas
01:27they're not oh yeah they're not yeah no all right up first a man arrested in cape coral
01:34after he was accused of exposing himself while staring at a woman in a plaza off pine island road
01:42according to the cape coral police department's arrest report well let's let gulf coast news all right
01:48tell you a bit about it here
01:52this is where police say the man exposed himself to a customer coming out of this super cuts
01:58on northeast pine island road police say they came to the plaza tuesday morning after somebody called
02:05about a man in the parking lot exposing and touching himself while staring at them when they
02:11got to the super cuts the victim was able to point out seth snares sitting in front of the store
02:16in green shirt and shorts
02:20okay oh sorry um and he was jerking off when i
02:24what happened hold on what happened she messed up she messed up she wanted to play some audio live
02:34and it wouldn't work and she went to the dave move where she just played it on her phone
02:40and it was completely unedited and yet he was jerking off and he did you did you hear that oh
02:47my god
02:50um and he was jerking off when i walked to the store okay he's just sitting there
02:56where is he sitting in front of this oh she's playing the telephone call yeah
03:06snares was taken to jail for indecency they didn't mean to say jerking off they usually would keep
03:13that out she doesn't know look at her she doesn't know what's going on no she's brand new the business
03:19brand new right out of college she thinks it's fine to say that she's like what do you mean you
03:24can't say jerking off i say that all the time guys jerk off it's what they do
03:32like we try not to say that on cape cod's best cape coral oh cape coral's best we don't see
03:39jerking
03:39off here yeah someone had but it's they left it up i mean yeah it's wild it's still yeah all
03:45right
03:45that's pervert number one okay i'm gonna okay as we play which purpose day hold your decision
03:52pervert number two all right takes us to palm beach county florida okay man is facing a misdemeanor
03:58charge after deputies say he was seen naked inside a vehicle at a local park this guy
04:06these pervs today my god they are they're lookers according to the palm beach county sheriff's office
04:13evan cotler was arrested at a park off of forest hill boulevard woman called 9-1-1 she noticed a
04:19man parked next to her at the baseball field acting strangely he was completely nude in his car
04:24and appeared to be jerking off oh wow the woman said she felt uncomfortable she gave deputies a
04:31description of the vehicle on license plate before he drove away deputies later located the car in the
04:36park and made contact with the guy who was identified as evan cotler he denied he was jerking off
04:42but officers reported finding evidence oh yeah that matched the report from the witness what
04:51evidence kleenex semen kleenex filled kleenex with also possibly lube according to the report deputies
05:03determined there was probable cause to arrest the guy on a charge of vulgar indecent public nudity
05:10he was issued a notice to appear in court at a later date it's a crazy haircut it is mustache
05:16it's
05:16like i mean barely mustache i know it's terrible i'm like the what's in my head is so bad i
05:22won't
05:22even say it um but he has like luke skywalker's hair from the 70s i don't it's like a weird
05:29maybe
05:30that was what he's going for maybe the luke skywalker don't do that no and our final pervert
05:37is from henderson kentucky the henderson police department arrested a man after an incident at a
05:44pool they say officers went to the pool after reports of a naked man busting into the women's
05:51locker room okay according to the suspect cory wilson told them he went into the women's locker room
05:58by mistake but decided to hurry up and change while he was there anyway right like any normal dave would
06:05do he's charged with indecent exposure first degree and first offense and it's like a no-brainer a pool
06:11in a women's locker room exactly he's not going to a baseball field no or super cuts he's not so
06:18he is
06:19in that locker room he is changing oh yeah yeah no can we can we get a million of the
06:29that's not
06:30ding ding you're right you're right it doesn't work okay wouldn't every man's her fantasy be
06:37to be a fly on the wall in the women's locker room sure but i mean you were more than
06:42a fly
06:42day he literally got in there and changed you were nude pardon me oh ladies this is the ladies
06:48changing room oh nonetheless i'll just quickly get changed yeah don't worry it's fine don't be
06:55alarmed i just made a mistake and i think i'll just stay in here for a while come on if
07:02you could be a
07:03invisible pervert for a day sure an invisible locker room that's where you would love it yeah it's
07:09like porky exactly that's where it's in my head depending on the ladies yeah you're right
07:17hot hot gym pool was it a gym where yeah like a pool at a gym okay that's good yeah
07:27that's what you want to see yeah i mean some maybe not all no but just look the other way
07:33i get it i get
07:34it you're getting freaky man he is talking about a bunch of these stories and pervs
07:39guys gotta keep like get them revved up yeah triggering me yeah the maple syrup
07:44yeah i could take a golden shower maybe
07:48i could put some ladies in the locker room
07:51he's getting a little older he's getting a little bit more expressive
07:54yeah you're exploring your sexual nature
07:57yeah he is he's like letting it out a little bit more
08:09saying i mean maybe you know we're getting a little long in the tooth and uh the longer in
08:14the tooth we get the more into stuff we're gonna become and it's just gonna come out
08:19things are a little mundane you know we're trying to kick it up
08:23things aren't mundane thanks very much i don't know
08:25i don't know actually
08:28amber get in that changing room i'll meet you in there in a minute
08:31i'm gonna linger in the ladies locker room
08:34you wouldn't like to be a fly on the wall in the ladies locker room
08:37yes you would i'm just saying what you're thinking
08:39me and al witnessed a guy do this at the movie theater
08:43he did the dave he did the dave
08:47all you have to do dave from my experience now
08:51confident confidence you just go in there and i belong here
08:55he's done it before i have done it before he has
08:58by mistake yeah by mistake
09:01i'm telling you this guy i don't know if he made a mistake or not but no one would have
09:05known
09:05because the confidence level of this is where i belong and he stayed he stayed in the women's
09:11bathroom oh yeah yeah like if you went into a a bathroom a large bathroom and you realized
09:18there is no urinal there's no urinals here i've done that i know but that's why it's the name but
09:25you you leave right no i well i was peeing when i realized oh i didn't see any urinals in
09:30here
09:30and it dawned on and then your friend walked in yes female friend no she was in the stall beside
09:35oh she was already there she heard me pee yeah it's odd for that noise i mean everything's different
09:42everything's different relax it lines up relax what is wrong with that lady next to me
09:51that's a powerful street
09:55everything is different and everything is whistling you never know you never know these days
10:01and we never know what's up washing my hands she comes out yeah i'm like how awkward the worst
10:07the worst moment because my wife and her husband are sitting at the table yeah but we've just been
10:13in the bathroom there yeah it was my face was purple yeah so embarrassing i bet honestly
10:22just imagine that i can't imagine like you walked into the ladies restroom here at least
10:27in a stall and you pee and you don't you think you're in the men's room it's awkward it's horrible
10:31i'm laughing pretty chalk
10:35all the women know because you can see the shoes oh yeah you're like oh you like these brooks
10:42yeah i just decided uh i'm gonna give the ladies room a try
10:48it was not me not intentional and incredibly embarrassing so i'm not there yet i'm not like
10:54yeah how'd you like that scream not yet not yet you never know you never know what life
11:01you know if dave comes in with this haircut and that mustache look out i'm gonna be like here we
11:07go look out batten down the locker room yep yeah i know it's not a good look
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