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00:07I tried to call her four times this morning, three times last night.
00:10Yeah, she probably just had an early night.
00:12No, she's burying her head in the sand because she's trying to pretend that everything's okay when it's not.
00:26Why don't you tell me?
00:29We're supposed to be best friends, right?
00:31What?
00:34One bap, brown sauce, nothing else.
00:38It's your new guilty pleasure, right?
00:40I mean, you told Harry yesterday at the cafe.
00:42Oh, yeah, pretty much.
00:43Yeah, well, enjoy it.
00:45Although I don't really know how you can.
00:48Oh.
00:51Oh, hey.
00:52Hi.
00:52Penny, visitors.
00:56Hi.
00:57You all right?
00:58Sweet.
00:59Harry?
01:01Yeah.
01:03Okay.
01:07See you later.
01:08See you later.
01:09Bye.
01:14Oh, this is great.
01:16It's like having a servant.
01:17Oh, gosh.
01:29What?
01:30Do not tell me that something has happened.
01:33Again.
01:34What do you mean?
01:36He took one look at you, Vic.
01:37Turned town and ran.
01:38He took one look at you, you mean, you ugly old lump.
01:45No, nothing like that, no.
01:47So something, then.
01:52So we've been talking and, you know, just trying to figure out what it is you're going to do.
01:56Yeah, join the club.
01:58We need details.
02:00Right, so you and Harry, you said it was a one-time thing, yeah?
02:05Mm-hmm.
02:06So the date?
02:07The date that it happened?
02:12Um, we got together just before he went into detox.
02:15A day before?
02:15A week before?
02:16Two weeks before?
02:17What?
02:17The day of.
02:20He was in a bad way.
02:22Um, we talked for ages and then, you know, one thing led to another.
02:29But we used protection.
02:30Okay, and then a few weeks later, me and Vinny got together.
02:32It was New Year's.
02:33We didn't use anything.
02:35I know, but obviously, I'm going to think it's his.
02:38Well, it still could be.
02:40Not if the scan's right.
02:41Yeah, well, maybe it ain't.
02:42No, the hospitals, they do scans like this every single day.
02:45Oh, this is going to kill Vinny.
02:47Yeah, only if he finds out.
02:49No, she cannot keep something like this from him.
02:50Why not?
02:51If you do, it's going to be so much worse when he does find out.
02:54Why does he have to find out at all?
02:56Because Harry is white and Vinny is not Oscar, yes?
02:59No, that doesn't mean anything, all right?
03:01Mixed heritage babies can take off the mum or the dad.
03:04I can't believe I'm hearing this.
03:05Okay, if Penny says anything, it's bye-bye to the shop.
03:07You hear that?
03:08Me and Vinny are much more important than some shop.
03:10Look, you could say all of this to Vinny.
03:11He does a runner, and the kid could still be his anyway.
03:16Well, there's only one thing you can do.
03:18You've got to take a paternity test.
03:20And if you do that, and the kid does turn out to be Harry's,
03:23then what, you and him going to get together?
03:25I told you, that was one-off.
03:26And now he's doing your best mate.
03:28So, what is it that you're suggesting?
03:30Because Harry's happy and Vinny's happy,
03:32we should just leave it how it is.
03:36Exactly.
03:41Look, I know it sounds mad,
03:42but you just seem like the perfect solution.
03:44To what?
03:45The end of you and Ross?
03:49Zach wants to be close to Barney,
03:51and this way he can.
03:52And this way you get to stay close to Zach as well, don't you?
03:54Who?
03:56Believe me, I have put it behind me, and so has he.
04:00Neither of us wants to go back there.
04:02So what?
04:03This is just about you wanting a housemate, is it?
04:06Obviously, I care about him.
04:08Plus, it's what Sharon would want.
04:10But Zach said no.
04:12Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
04:13I guess pretty boy ain't as dumb as he looks.
04:17But Vic, think about it, okay?
04:20You cheat on Ross with some guy,
04:22and then you move that guy into the house
04:23are you living with Ross?
04:26Believe me, that ship has sailed.
04:29I don't think so.
04:36Ooh, coffee.
04:37This is what I need.
04:39It's kind of lovely.
04:41That's because it's fresh.
04:42I made it for the honey.
04:43I'm taking it across in a minute, aren't you?
04:45I only want it a little slow.
04:46Plenty of water in the kettle.
04:48Well, I'll have a bit too.
04:49Bread's next to the kettle.
05:00No voice came, isn't it?
05:03We ain't open for another five minutes, babe.
05:05Well, I thought I'd get a coffee before I start.
05:07Okay.
05:08Where is it?
05:09Finished it.
05:12It's been thirsty.
05:16So, how long were you actually out there,
05:18and what's in the bag?
05:19Well, it's my stuff.
05:20It's secondhand.
05:21So I've got cutting scissors, thinning scissors,
05:23carbon comb and brushes,
05:25sectioning clips, and...
05:27Oh, yeah, a curling wand and a sectioning net.
05:29Oh, that's lovely.
05:30Right, so we've got some equipment for you, too.
05:33Oh!
05:33Yes, yes, the one absolute essential piece of kit
05:38for every new trainee.
05:41No nepo babies here, Josh.
05:43And it all needs sweeping up, so...
05:45as it were.
05:46Yeah.
05:46Mocker.
05:48Okay.
05:59I was the same with Vinny.
06:01Snipping off to the loo every five minutes
06:03just like you in the Vic.
06:04Yes.
06:06Yeah, look, I'd been thinking...
06:08Um, well, we were talking.
06:11Yeah.
06:12And, um, I think...
06:15I may have been a little harsh about the shop.
06:19Okay, well, not.
06:21Just, you know,
06:23seeing that scan yesterday,
06:26maybe I'm going soft, hey?
06:28But, you know, we are talking about my grandchild here,
06:31so can we talk?
06:32Uh, yeah, I've just got a lot going on, so...
06:35Yeah, this is important.
06:36I have a mountain of work to get on with, so...
06:39Don't seem very busy to me.
06:42Listen, Penny,
06:43I just want to see how we can make it work.
06:45It can't.
06:46Oh, you were right...
06:47You were right from the start, so...
06:49Penny!
06:49Um, yeah, forget about it.
06:51Forget what?
06:51Forget the shop.
06:52Forget everything.
06:53Oh.
06:58Okay.
07:01Is that the lot, then?
07:02Yeah.
07:03I mean, if there's anything else,
07:04I can always come back later and get it.
07:07This hackney, yeah?
07:08That's where you'll be with your mate?
07:09It won't be for long, no, mate.
07:10Like I said,
07:11I'll be back on my feet before you know it.
07:17I'll be back on my feet.
07:20I won't let you down much longer, yeah.
07:22You haven't let me down at all.
07:24You've been there for me when I needed you.
07:26You should have been there longer, though, shouldn't I?
07:27You still are, ain't you?
07:30Of course I am.
07:31And it's not like hackney's the other side of the world.
07:34It ain't even the other side of London.
07:35But it's not the same, is it?
07:36Not seeing you every day.
07:37Yeah, I know, but that's the only thing that's going to change, though.
07:41Nothing else, right?
07:43Nothing else.
07:45It's one promise I ain't ever going to break, yeah?
07:48Come here.
08:02I'll see you soon, yeah?
08:05Yeah.
08:18Zack.
08:20Right.
08:21Look, what you said before,
08:24I think you were probably right.
08:25It's not a good idea.
08:27You'd move in, and...
08:30we'd say nothing would happen.
08:32But it shouldn't have happened in the first place, and it did.
08:37Maybe a fresh start's good for both of us, eh?
08:40Probably.
08:43What?
08:44Well, you said I was probably right.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Then you're not sure?
08:52Yes.
08:58What was that about?
09:07Penny.
09:09Listen.
09:11About yesterday.
09:13All right, up at the hospital.
09:15I really shouldn't have gone.
09:16I don't understand.
09:18Excuse me, we're talking.
09:19No, what do you mean?
09:20Forget it.
09:20Can you just leave me alone?
09:21No, Penny.
09:22All right, I'm not having it.
09:23Vinny makes this huge pitch for our money,
09:25and sure, I didn't react the way I should have,
09:26and now I'm here trying to make it right,
09:28and all of a sudden you don't want it, eh?
09:30Penny, what was next?
09:32You want the shop?
09:32You don't want it?
09:33You want this baby?
09:34You don't want it?
09:35Is there a problem?
09:35Yeah, that's what I'm trying to find out.
09:36No, I'm not talking to you.
09:37I'm talking to Penny.
09:41Take it from that.
09:42There is.
09:42Okay, I don't know what you've done to upset her, but...
09:46I haven't done anything.
09:48Hey, it's none of your business.
09:51Oh, well, unless you want to upset me,
09:55which, believe me, you don't.
09:56You'll do as the lady says,
09:59and you'll leave her alone.
10:01Come on, Ziggy.
10:08For Josh.
10:10Oh, thank you.
10:12I'll see you soon.
10:13Yeah.
10:15Here.
10:16Oh, from your fan over there.
10:19Oh.
10:21Bye.
10:21Bye.
10:22Bye.
10:23Bye.
10:24Don't let you go to your head, though.
10:25Keep sweeping.
10:29So, I heard about yesterday
10:32with your new little drinking buddy, Patrick.
10:37Yeah, um, has he decided yet
10:41his statement for the prosecution?
10:43Oh, about Jasmine.
10:45He's been thinking about it a lot, though,
10:47and been playing on your mind, too, yeah?
10:51I just don't buy it, okay?
10:53We ain't seen each other in years,
10:56but whenever we were out playing,
10:58she was always the first to step in
11:00if anyone got hurt.
11:02Now they're saying
11:03she killed someone in cold blood.
11:08Patrick don't know what to make of it, either,
11:10you know?
11:11He had another son.
11:12Isaac.
11:14Paul?
11:15Oh, yeah.
11:18We'll ask anyone round here,
11:20and they'll say he had problems, too.
11:22But most of them
11:24were because people didn't give him a break.
11:26Give a dog a bad name and all that, yeah.
11:29Maybe it's the same with Jasmine.
11:31I don't know much about her,
11:32but the more I find out,
11:34it's like the more there is to know.
11:36Hmm.
11:38Pandora's box.
11:40Open it.
11:41All sorts come flying out.
11:49He's been having problems for weeks.
11:51I think he's just been
11:53burying his head in the sand,
11:55hoping something will come up.
11:57It's a poor fella.
11:59Leave it out.
12:00I'm turning things round here.
12:01I know.
12:03Well, hopefully he will, too.
12:06But you're not so sure.
12:08He's getting chucked out of his flat any minute.
12:11Barney's already moved back with his mum.
12:13I just keep thinking about
12:14how Sharon would feel.
12:15She would be gutted.
12:18You and Sharon are sisters.
12:20That makes him family, too.
12:23There's room with us, you know?
12:27It's a no, boss.
12:28Well, it could be the perfect solution.
12:30Yeah, I suggested it myself,
12:31but he ain't no charity case,
12:34that's what he said.
12:35Well, I'll get that.
12:37Sometimes you feel like
12:38your prize is the only thing you've got left.
12:41Call peas.
12:41It's a shame, though.
12:42It would have been nice
12:43to have a bit of Malcolm.
12:44You around the house?
12:47Cheers.
12:48Come in.
12:50Look, uh,
12:52yesterday I think I was a bit of a cow.
12:56Really?
12:57Do you think?
12:58You don't take any prisoners, do you?
13:02Everything okay, though?
13:05Yeah.
13:06Everything all right with you?
13:08The scan, I mean,
13:10everything as it should be.
13:12Yeah, I mean, it's my first time,
13:14so I wouldn't really know
13:16what it should be.
13:18Look, they'd have told you
13:19if there were any problems.
13:24That's okay, then.
13:26Yeah.
13:28Chill out.
13:29It's a mocktail.
13:32Penny, you need to relax.
13:34I mean, look at you.
13:36You wound up tighter than a spring.
13:41Yeah, I just, I think it's, um...
13:43It's just, uh, what the sonographer said.
13:47Makes it all seem a bit...
13:48real.
13:51It's scary.
13:52Everyone's so excited, aren't they?
13:54When you're telling them that you're pregnant.
13:56And all you are thinking about
13:57is what can go wrong.
13:59You know?
14:01Is the baby gonna be okay?
14:06Like you said, it's scary.
14:11So...
14:12Is that what Granny Penisor was on about?
14:15Sticking her nose in, was she?
14:16Trying to tell you what's what?
14:17I mean, look, I don't blame her.
14:20If Harry or Barney were having a kid,
14:21I'd probably be exactly the same.
14:23Another nightmare mother-in-law.
14:24Yeah.
14:25I'd go in all guns blazing.
14:27Oh.
14:29Yeah, that probably was part of it.
14:32I suppose.
14:35What's the other part?
14:38Look, Penny, tell me if I'm being a nosy cow,
14:41but...
14:43Was everything really okay with your scan?
14:49Everything with the baby was, um,
14:51was fine.
14:53Just as they expected.
14:56But?
15:04Um...
15:04But not everything
15:06was what
15:07I
15:09expected.
15:19But, you know, um,
15:21first time
15:22having a kid,
15:23so I wouldn't really know
15:24what to expect anyway,
15:26would I?
15:35She's not picking up.
15:36What did you say to her?
15:37Nothing.
15:38You didn't open your mouth,
15:39say a single word,
15:40and she just came out with it,
15:41told you to stop the shop.
15:42She was actually being really nice.
15:43I'll trust you to stick up for her.
15:45I said we should talk properly,
15:47work out how to do this.
15:48How to do what?
15:49Sort arrangements.
15:50What's that got to do with you?
15:51Penny, this is our family's money
15:53we're talking about.
15:53No, it is mine.
15:54I've already told her
15:55I'm going to raise it myself, Mum.
15:56That would be ridiculous.
15:56Oh, and you were just
15:57trying to muscle your way in,
15:58weren't you?
15:58Do what you always do,
15:59make everything all about you.
16:00Right, okay.
16:01She does do that,
16:0390% of the time,
16:04but not this time.
16:07Penny is all over the place right now.
16:08Her hormones are bouncing.
16:10She doesn't need you
16:10piling on the pressure.
16:11I didn't pile on any pressure.
16:13All right, Benny?
16:14Now, I don't know
16:15what happened just now,
16:16but it had nothing to do with me,
16:18and it's got nothing to do
16:19with her hormones either.
16:25I'll see you later, yeah?
16:26Yeah, all right.
16:28All right?
16:30Are you done?
16:32Penny, she's the last woman
16:33she'll be talking to right now.
16:34Yeah, I had no choice.
16:35I had a run-in with Sookie,
16:37Nicola gave her an earful,
16:38and then steered me inside
16:39for one of her mocktails.
16:41Run-in with Sookie?
16:42Obviously, I didn't tell her.
16:43Goodbye.
16:44I just, I told her
16:46that I can't do the shot,
16:47and I can't.
16:48Not while all this is going on.
16:50I didn't tell her why.
16:52I just, stop looking at me like that.
16:54Okay, okay, okay.
16:56So let me get this straight, yeah?
16:57You're not going to build
16:58any sort of future with Vinny.
16:59I'm not going to take
17:00his family's money, no.
17:01Even though he'd be a good dad?
17:02Yeah, he'd be a great dad.
17:03And you're not moving on
17:04with Harry neither.
17:04Well, there's nothing to move on to
17:05with Harry, is there?
17:07And you said it yourself,
17:07he's with Gina.
17:08Great, so you can't go one way,
17:09you can't go the other way.
17:10It's working out well, isn't it?
17:13Penny, look,
17:13this is what I was trying to tell you, yeah?
17:15The scan.
17:16Wiping.
17:18Harry ain't in the picture.
17:19Penny.
17:21We need to speak.
17:24Hello.
17:35Safe to come in?
17:37What?
17:38No, B.
17:39Oh.
17:41Hopped round earlier on,
17:42get some coffee.
17:44She practically bit me head off.
17:45Really?
17:46Well, she was fine with me earlier.
17:48Even brought me some toast and coffee.
17:49No, she was weird yesterday, you know.
17:52What have you done?
17:53I ain't done nothing.
17:54Are you sure?
17:55Because you've upset her before.
17:57I haven't done nothing.
17:59I swear.
18:06It's perfect.
18:07Loads of other business around,
18:09and it's on the busy streets
18:10that have even more footfall.
18:11Penny, listen.
18:11No.
18:12No, I'm not having it.
18:14I'm not having mum wreck it for us.
18:16Yeah, it's not just your mum.
18:17Too much, too soon.
18:19I get that.
18:21But what's important here?
18:23Me, you, yeah?
18:26This?
18:28But the baby.
18:30His future, her future, whatever.
18:33That's what really matters, isn't it?
18:35Yeah, but what about our future?
18:37We've only been together for, like, five minutes, okay?
18:40And now we are talking about the rest of our lives.
18:42No, I'm talking about the rest of this one's life.
18:47Penny, I...
18:49I don't have a crystal ball.
18:51I don't know whether you're going to wake up in a few months
18:53and think that Vinny really is a numpty.
18:56But even if you do,
18:59even if things don't work out for me and you,
19:02this is a way of making sure
19:04there is something here for our baby.
19:08I told you,
19:09I just want to make sure I do everything right.
19:12Okay, so how are we actually going to afford all of this?
19:16Priya.
19:17She found an old watch
19:19that my dad got from his dad.
19:21It's not worth a fortune.
19:22She'll probably have kept it to herself.
19:23Why, and he's going to finance all of this?
19:25Already has.
19:27Lease.
19:29Her name's on it.
19:31I pay the rest of the deposit.
19:34Six months up front.
19:38Penny,
19:39welcome to your new business.
19:58Zach.
20:01Not fit to be Barney's mum.
20:03Do you remember that?
20:05Oh, and what was the other one?
20:07Er,
20:08no sort of parent.
20:10Do you remember that one at all?
20:13Now he's back home with me.
20:15Isn't he?
20:17So, er,
20:19you may have won that battle,
20:22but it looks like I won the war.
20:26Enjoy yourself.
20:40You all right?
20:46Oh, hi.
20:47Hi.
20:48Um,
20:49Bea,
20:50can I just ask you something?
20:52Is there a problem?
20:53Problem?
20:55Yeah,
20:55Billy seems to think
20:56he's upset you or something.
21:00Oh,
21:01he has,
21:01hasn't he?
21:03What's he done now?
21:04He hasn't done anything to me.
21:05Well,
21:07what's he said then?
21:08He hasn't said anything either.
21:10Oh,
21:11I don't understand.
21:15Is it true that Billy
21:18strayed?
21:20Strayed?
21:21You know,
21:22with another woman.
21:24Tina somebody.
21:26Well,
21:27that was years ago.
21:28I mean,
21:29who told you that?
21:30Oh,
21:30could he?
21:32Or her?
21:33My ex cheated on me.
21:35I could kill him.
21:36I could kill her.
21:38Well,
21:38someone's beaten you to that already,
21:40I'm afraid.
21:42Look,
21:43it was a bad time, Bea.
21:45Yes,
21:46I admit that,
21:47but
21:48it's all behind us now.
21:50What?
21:50Forgiven and forgotten.
21:52Yeah.
21:53Forgiven and forgotten.
21:58Did you have to come and meet me?
22:00Oh,
22:00no,
22:00I was just,
22:01um,
22:01just in the area.
22:02Hmm.
22:03I ain't the new boy in school.
22:04So,
22:04how did it go?
22:05Her birthday wages
22:08here,
22:09contribution to gas
22:11and electric.
22:13Oh,
22:13thank you.
22:14And the rest is
22:15for me.
22:17Okay,
22:17well,
22:17my contribution
22:18for supper tonight.
22:19Oh,
22:20um,
22:20well,
22:21there is a great chippy down the road.
22:22Great chippy down the road it is.
22:24Oh,
22:24um,
22:24I've been trying to find out a bit more about Jasmine.
22:28And?
22:30Well,
22:30not much luck.
22:31Everyone I speak to just seems to say something different.
22:34Yeah,
22:35well,
22:35I've not seen her since she was eight years old,
22:37you know?
22:37Yeah.
22:39I don't really know anyone else you could,
22:41ask either.
22:52Have you lost your mind?
22:55You said this weren't going to happen,
22:57Vic,
22:57you said this.
23:00How many more you got?
23:02Just a couple.
23:04What?
23:06You said it yourself.
23:08Sharon,
23:08she'd already have the kettle on
23:09if she was here.
23:11And don't think I was fooled
23:12by all that stuff in the cab.
23:13You want this
23:14every bit as much as she would.
23:16I saw him in the square,
23:17I told him,
23:18if you need a place,
23:19he's got one here with us.
23:21Not that he needed much persuading.
23:23See?
23:26At least do that every time.
23:28What's all that about?
23:29It's celebration time.
23:31Not only have they got a new business venture
23:33to look forward to,
23:34but a baby on the way.
23:36Am I jealous?
23:37Be safe.
23:39There's one way to solve it,
23:40you could make me a grandma.
23:42Not a chance.
23:44Gina made that crystal clear.
23:46What,
23:47you've actually talked about it?
23:48I have.
23:49She didn't want to know.
23:50Well, darling,
23:51you ain't been together that long.
23:54Longer than Vinnie and Penny, though.
23:57Anyway,
23:57it wasn't a question of bad timing,
23:58it was just a bad idea.
23:59She don't want kids.
24:00Not now, no.
24:03People say that,
24:04especially at her age.
24:05Give her a year or so
24:06and she might feel different.
24:07And if she don't,
24:08then you've got enough time
24:09to find someone who feels differently.
24:12Yeah, I did.
24:14Her name was Shireen.
24:16Do you remember?
24:17Well...
24:19Anyway,
24:20since then,
24:20I've always been careful.
24:22Sounds like Gina's insisting on it.
24:25Yeah,
24:25she wasn't the only one.
24:27What have you cheated on her already?
24:29Oh, you dirty dog!
24:30No!
24:31We want a break.
24:35It's weird, isn't it?
24:37In another life,
24:38that could have been me.
24:40What?
24:42Penny?
24:42That was ages ago.
24:44Oh, don't tell me
24:45you went back there.
24:47It was just a one-time thing.
24:50Really?
24:50When was this?
24:53The day I went to detox.
25:02I thought we talked about this.
25:03I did.
25:05You were right.
25:06This way we get to be close to Barney.
25:08I'm talking about Barney.
25:10I'm talking about you.
25:11Yeah.
25:11And you was right about that and all.
25:12Come on.
25:14Nothing's gonna happen
25:15because we ain't gonna let it.
25:18Right?
25:28Happy?
25:30Yeah, okay.
25:31You're right.
25:33I guess I've got nothing to worry about.
25:36Probably just a big baby,
25:37that's all.
25:39Oh.
25:41Yeah, me and Vinny,
25:42I meant what I said.
25:43I really want this.
25:46and that shot,
25:47but, like,
25:47I can do so much with it.
25:51Say thank you, Uncle Oscar.
25:54Don't push it.
25:56Getting another one of those.
26:07So?
26:09You and Harry got it on.
26:12He just told me.
26:15He said it happened
26:17just before he went into detox.
26:19I think that's our business.
26:21Don't you?
26:23Not quite what you expected.
26:26The scan.
26:28That's what you said.
26:32Didn't actually say why, though.
26:37Is that Harry's baby?
26:40Hmm?
26:41Of course it's not.
26:43Don't kid her, kid her.
26:46You see,
26:48I've put two and two together,
26:50and it don't quite add up
26:52to what you're telling everyone.
26:53You're wrong.
26:54Yeah?
26:54Yeah.
26:55Well, maybe I am.
26:57Simple DNA test will clear that up.
27:01You do a test,
27:04you show me the results,
27:08and all this will be cleared up.
27:11Unless, of course,
27:13you want me to go and talk to Harry
27:14or your fella.
27:16Eh?
27:18See what they think about all this.
27:23It's up to you.
27:26Yeah.
27:29Yeah.
27:32Yeah.
27:34Yeah.
27:35You
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