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00:00Jane, my queen.
00:01Sashay away.
00:05Oh, um...
00:07Eh...
00:15Hello, hello, hello!
00:18She's the campy comedian from Seattle.
00:20It's Jane Don't.
00:23Ah!
00:25Hey, boo!
00:26What is going on?
00:27You tell me, bitch!
00:29Oh, my God! You look amazing!
00:30Thank you!
00:31Wow!
00:32I learned a few things.
00:33I was like, this winner money really is coming!
00:35The check cleared!
00:36The check cleared, it's not too bad.
00:38Hey!
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00:43So, baby, this is hello, hello, hello.
00:47So, first things first, I want to know,
00:50where were you when you got your first call
00:53for RuPaul's Drag Race?
00:54Okay, the first call, I was asleep.
00:56Uh-huh.
00:56And then I woke up and I had a missed call
00:58from a California number.
00:59Everybody is missing the first call!
01:01Bitch, I was asleep!
01:02Baby, we are too busy!
01:03I was up late!
01:04I think I had a show maybe the night before or something,
01:06so I was asleep.
01:06So I slept in and then I woke up,
01:08I kind of rolled over and I saw my phone.
01:10My boyfriend was still asleep.
01:11So I ran into my drag room very quietly
01:13and was like, hello?
01:15And they were like, you're on Drag Race.
01:17And then I crawled back into bed with my boyfriend
01:19and I just went on his shoulder and went, I'm on Drag Race.
01:22And how many times did you audition for the show?
01:25This is my fourth time, I'm gonna say.
01:28Oh, okay.
01:28Not that many.
01:29Not compared to some of the bitches in here.
01:31Okay!
01:31We got girls who've been like, what, 10, 14?
01:33Over a decade.
01:34Yeah, over a decade.
01:35So after four times auditioning,
01:38sending that tape in, the diva is here.
01:40We made it, baby.
01:41So now it's time to officially reveal this iconic audition tape
01:49for the whole world to see.
01:52Are you ready?
01:53It don't matter.
01:54Let's hit it!
01:55I'm gonna head out.
01:56Oh, okay.
01:59Hi there.
02:01My name is Jane Don't.
02:03And today, I want to talk to you about an issue
02:05that's extremely close to my heart.
02:08Me.
02:09Did you know that every single me suffers from a condition
02:12called not being on RuPaul's Drag Race?
02:15For just the price of putting me on TV,
02:17you can ensure that I have the room to grow, succeed,
02:21and most importantly, completely sell out.
02:25Now, let's hear some testimonials from people
02:27who've opened their hearts and decided that enough is enough.
02:31I should be a famous crossdresser right now.
02:34Hi.
02:35I know Jane Don't from Seattle.
02:37Don't cast her.
02:39Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:41Hello.
02:42It's Sasha Colby.
02:44And I'm here to let you all know,
02:46you better cast Jane Do Not, Jane Don't,
02:51in the next season of Drag Race.
02:53And not you starting with a freaking PSA.
02:57Yeah.
02:57The people need to know.
02:59This is a public issue.
03:01Tell me about that.
03:02Like, why did you start out like that?
03:03I feel like the thing with the audition tape,
03:07and it's the thing that I've learned here too, right,
03:08is like, keep it simple, keep it to the point.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Like, get out there, show people who you are immediately.
03:13And I had asked some of the girls to record little things
03:16for my tape because I was like,
03:17I'm going to flex a little bit.
03:19You should cast Jane Don't for season 18 of Drag Race.
03:23She is one of the best drag queens I've ever known.
03:25You have not had somebody this hardworking, talented,
03:29intelligent, beautiful, nice, and kind since,
03:32I don't know, when was the last time I was on TV?
03:34It's not important.
03:35Did any of the Rue girls, the alumni,
03:36give you any advice on your audition tape?
03:38Yes and no, I mean, Sasha and I talked about it a little bit.
03:42She was a person who told me, like,
03:43go in, be funny, get out.
03:46And I want to see.
03:47Okay.
03:47Let me see!
03:48Okay.
03:49Words that would best describe my drag style are...
03:53funny.
03:55Is that what I said?
04:00Funny, fashionable, and mysterious.
04:04No.
04:05Yes!
04:06I'm trying to...
04:07I am deeply mysterious.
04:09It's not my problem that you're all obsessed with me.
04:13How long have you been doing drag?
04:14Long enough to know all of the words to This Is Me.
04:19That is a lie.
04:20I don't, I don't think I know all of them.
04:22I thought it was very passe to do drag when I was in college
04:26because it was at a time where every twink with an Amazon Prime
04:28account was like, I am a drag queen.
04:30Are you saying it's different now?
04:31And then now it's very different because now I'm successful.
04:35We're shotgunning a beer.
04:36Why are we shotgunning a beer?
04:38So RuPaul can see me at my best.
04:41And I will say the dulcet voice behind the camera is Bosco.
04:45Oh.
04:45And she shotgun one off camera.
04:47And then she missed it, but I did smash the can on my head.
04:50And then I sprayed a passerby and we had to like run.
04:54That is so funny.
04:54Yeah, Miss Thing is a beer drinker.
04:56Loves beer.
04:57Loves beer.
04:57Loves beer.
04:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:59We're both, it's the Montana and her and the Spokane
05:01and me.
05:02So what from this tape do you think is the most ?
05:05I like my runways a lot.
05:07I think my runways are .
05:10Oh, Jay.
05:12Yeah, I think the runways are fun.
05:13Don't hurt them.
05:16One of my best friends from home, Norvina.
05:18I know Norvina.
05:19Yeah, you know Norvina.
05:20Norvina did all of my runways.
05:22We had probably, I think, three really long late nights at my
05:25like drag studio.
05:26Just like look after look, like back to the, back to the sleigh
05:30mines, girl.
05:31Let's go.
05:32What's the cringiest part of your tape?
05:34I don't know.
05:35Would it perhaps be the reads?
05:36I think some of the reads are funny.
05:38Oh, you do?
05:39I think they're funny.
05:40Oh, she can read.
05:41Well, let's ask the audience.
05:43Let us see.
05:44Plain, how did it feel losing to Saphira and Nympha all season
05:49long?
05:49I mean, not since JFK has a man from Boston so publicly
05:53taken a backseat.
05:54Oh, that was good.
05:57That was good.
05:58History.
05:59Utica.
06:00Utica's one of those queens where there's a real separation
06:03between her as a drag queen and who she is out of drag.
06:07Like in drag, Utica doesn't host because she's not funny.
06:10But out of drag, Utica doesn't host because nobody wants
06:13to have sex with her.
06:14Oh.
06:16Mistress will tell anybody who will listen about how she
06:20drives a Mercedes.
06:21And like, on some level, I get it because I would also be
06:25excited if I had such a beautiful home.
06:27Ah!
06:30One of my favorites so far.
06:32One of my favorites.
06:32It was just quick to the point.
06:34Yeah.
06:34Doesn't go over your head.
06:35Hits you right in the face.
06:36And Mistress truly will not shut up about her Mercedes if you
06:39ever talk to her.
06:40Girl, she just now can fit in it.
06:46Oh, the library was open.
06:48But were the books worth checking out?
06:50Comment below.
06:51Oh, since the library is open, we're just going to keep
06:54this vibe going.
06:56Let's do it.
06:56And I have some quick fire questions for you.
06:59Who was the biggest flirt?
07:01Athena.
07:02Athena.
07:02Who do you text with the most?
07:04Uh, Juicy.
07:05Who are you taking out of the group chat?
07:07Sierra, but it's because she has a Google Pixel.
07:09So we have to have it on WhatsApp.
07:11We can't have an iMessage.
07:12So I would take her out because no one wants green text in the group message.
07:16Who had, in your opinion, the best entrance look this season?
07:21Vida's was really good.
07:22Mmm.
07:23I was like, oh, she's about to wear us out.
07:25When you first got into the competition, who do you think was your biggest competition?
07:29I think NeNe was really big competition.
07:32And then Juicy.
07:33I mean, Juicy's a person that I think if you are sort of on the drag internet at all,
07:39you're like aware of Juicy and what she can do.
07:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:42So she definitely like walked in and I think everybody was kind of like, well, I hope I'm
07:45not in the bottom with her.
07:47So who do you think was the most delusional?
07:50Discord.
07:52Discord?
07:52And she knows it.
07:53Uh-huh.
07:54She knows it.
07:54If she doesn't say herself, I'll be pissed.
07:56Who was the messiest?
07:57Honestly, my makeup station, I like explode when I do makeup.
08:00Yeah.
08:00So maybe you.
08:01And one of my favorite questions, who is most likely to crash out on social media?
08:06Okay, so you're the messiest actually.
08:09Um, I don't know if I could see Ciara crashing out, but Ciara is very like, she will tell
08:15you if she has a problem.
08:17Yeah.
08:17So I could see Ciara maybe.
08:18What?
08:19And who do you think probably shouldn't have auditioned this year?
08:23That is so, oh, that's so brutal.
08:25Who, um, I don't know.
08:27Well, I think for her sake, maybe Athena because they were putting that bitch, that bitch
08:32was going through.
08:33If she is a woman in crisis.
08:35Yeah.
08:35Plucked, gagged, and flabbergasted, you're all a bunch of liars.
08:39Jade.
08:40Yes.
08:40It has been a freaking pleasure.
08:41It's so good to see you.
08:42Talking with you and watching this fabulous audition.
08:46Best of luck with everything that you got going on.
08:49Baby, you're a star and I can't wait to see everything that you're going to do.
08:52Thank you so much.
08:53I love you.
08:53Good to see you.
08:54I love you too.
08:55Bye.
08:55I'm leaving now?
08:56Bye.
08:56Okay.
08:57I'll hit it.
08:58Don't have to tell me twice.
08:59Bye.
09:00I love you, babe.