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00:11Tainomi is gone, I'm very sad, I've lost a Canadian sister, I've lost a friend outside
00:16of this competition, so I'm heartbroken.
00:18Canada, you better win.
00:22Tainomi is the first Canadian to go home and I feel really bad that our last moments together
00:28were spent arguing.
00:29You're mad at one thing and now you're mad at something else.
00:31No, I'm mad at everything.
00:32Okay, stay mad.
00:33Whatever.
00:34Okay.
00:35Okay.
00:35Tainomi, I'm gonna get this win for you.
00:38This is so hard in gloves.
00:40Well, it's only four words, luckily.
00:42Yeah, thank God.
00:43We love you, Tainomi.
00:43We do love you, Tainomi.
00:45We do love you, Tainomi.
00:45We love you, Tainomi.
00:46Bruh, let's sit down.
00:47Yeah, please.
00:48You know my feet turned in, honey.
00:51Oh, my God.
00:52Well, we survived the ball.
00:54We survived the ball!
00:56Just.
00:57Congratulations, girl.
00:59Yeah.
01:00I sort of blacked out on that stage.
01:02I don't really know what just happened.
01:04I'm not gonna flop anymore in this competition and I need to retire that death drop because
01:08my back is killing me.
01:10I gave everything in that.
01:13You really did.
01:14I love your dancing and stuff.
01:15It was really fun to watch you perform like that.
01:17Girl, she was pointing.
01:18She wasn't dancing.
01:19Oh, no.
01:19Miss Kennedy's calling you a pointer sister, girl.
01:21Yeah, she was pointing.
01:22She wasn't dancing.
01:23But it was good.
01:24I'm a champ.
01:25Champ.
01:26Kennedy!
01:27Oh!
01:28Champ.
01:29Alexis, can I ask you what made the final decision?
01:32Well, first of all, Kennedy has a win.
01:34I think everybody's gonna think that I'm saving Kennedy because she's my friend.
01:37But I'm actually saving Kennedy because she's my friend.
01:40Ah!
01:41But what about these two?
01:43How y'all doing?
01:44I don't know what you're talking about.
01:45I might have just gotten in a fight with Beersalicious,
01:47but now we are the two last Canadians,
01:49so that's my sister.
01:51I hope you know that was a friendly read.
01:53And honestly, I'm sorry for even coming for you.
01:55I feel like I'm just letting this competition get to my head.
01:58Girl, they're over here like, oh my God, we fight,
02:00and then we're like, best friends.
02:01I'm like, girl.
02:02To hear those critiques when I've been trying to push myself,
02:05especially after the critique last week,
02:07I thought I was doing the best that I could,
02:09and then to hear them again,
02:09it just made me spiral and go down a dark place,
02:12and I shouldn't have taken out on anyone here,
02:14and I apologize for that.
02:15I just have high expectations of myself,
02:17and I feel like I need to do well,
02:20otherwise I'm letting other people down.
02:22Girl, you were in the top.
02:23Yeah, I know I was in the top.
02:24I just thought that was my challenge.
02:26Oh, okay.
02:27Next time the judges piss me off again and no more powder,
02:29I'll just take it with a smile.
02:31I don't know, I kind of like it when you come here around your mouth.
02:33It's interesting.
02:33Oh, yeah.
02:35Well, I'm ready to get out of this makeup.
02:36Can't wait to get out of the track.
02:41So far, you've fought with everyone, so really...
02:43Who's next?
02:43Cheryl, come here.
02:45Come here.
02:46I'm fucking terrified,
02:47because I've been in the top three times,
02:49and I know that there's a target on my forehead,
02:52there's one on my back,
02:53there's one at my butthole,
02:54and all these bitches are trying to hit them.
02:56We have no idea what's about to happen,
02:58we have no idea what the next challenge is,
03:00but all I know is that if anyone gets the chance to send me home,
03:02they're going to try their fucking hardest,
03:04and that's not good.
03:05What the fuck?
03:11The winner of Canada's drag race,
03:14Canada vs. the World,
03:15receives the pleasure of $100,000,
03:18thanks to Trojan,
03:19with Terrain Fox,
03:22Brad Koreski,
03:23and Brooklyn Heights,
03:25with tonight's extra special guest judge,
03:28Samantha Bee.
03:36I'm the eight,
03:37I'm feeling great.
03:38It's a new day in the workroom,
03:40and I'm looking around,
03:40and I just see losers,
03:42because I'm a winner, baby.
03:46Well, Alexis,
03:47I want to congratulate you on your win.
03:49Oh, my God.
03:50But,
03:51I do want to say,
03:52if you're the future of drag,
03:54we really should ban drag.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56Oh, no, don't even,
03:57that's not funny.
03:59Ha, ha, fierce.
04:01For you, bitch.
04:02Fierce,
04:02are you feeling better this way,
04:03you can't not crying about being at the top?
04:05I'm the future of drag!
04:07Yeah.
04:08Oh, girl, shit.
04:10Did you all feel extra pressure
04:11just being from Canada?
04:12I feel pressure just being here.
04:14And I feel like,
04:15honestly,
04:15the last season of Canada vs. the World,
04:17a lot of the Canadians were gone
04:19very, very quickly.
04:21I have to represent for Canada,
04:22because we all know Fierce isn't doing it.
04:26She's going to tell me.
04:27It's only six of us,
04:28so that means,
04:29if you're not in the top,
04:30you're going to be in the bottom.
04:31This be the part of the competition
04:32that wears me out.
04:34There's no safe,
04:35it's just you've got to bring it
04:36or you're low.
04:38I've got to be in the top.
04:39I'm so tired of safe.
04:40I'm ready to do better
04:41in this competition.
04:42Honestly, I'm not mad at safe,
04:43but safe is not what I came here to be.
04:45Honestly,
04:45I want to win another challenge,
04:46so...
04:47I want to win a challenge.
04:48I want to win a challenge,
04:49but I don't...
04:50Oh, it scares me.
04:51Y'all cannot do this.
04:53Canada.
04:54She had already done had her.
04:57Hello, page turners.
04:59Hey.
04:59It's a new chapter
05:01in the competition,
05:02so you better hit the books.
05:05Library late fees
05:06are a real bitch.
05:09Are you?
05:12Oh, shit.
05:13Oh, library's open.
05:14Was she reading?
05:16Hola, hotties.
05:19Hi, hotties.
05:20Oh, he is coming
05:21with the fashion, honey.
05:22I live.
05:23Come on, Brett.
05:24The key to being
05:25a good drag queen
05:25is putting your money
05:26where your mouth is.
05:28And for today's mini challenge,
05:29you'll put your moneymaker
05:30to the test
05:31in my new game show
05:33called...
05:34Lip Sync or Swim.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38Bitch, are they gonna get us wet?
05:40Y'all know drag and wet
05:41does not mix, honey.
05:43The key is to stay in sync
05:44no matter what comes your way.
05:46Oh, God.
05:47Oh, shit.
05:48You'll have 15 minutes
05:49to get into quick drag
05:50and then come on down.
05:52Oh, Lord.
05:54Ready, set, go!
05:57Oh, God!
05:58Oh, my God!
05:58Oh, my God, let's do this.
06:01Come on.
06:01We only have 15 minutes.
06:05I don't know
06:06where none of my stuff is.
06:08I'm just gonna do bad makeup.
06:10Should I do bad makeup, too?
06:11You always do.
06:14Coming through.
06:15Hello, Alexis.
06:16Hey!
06:17Welcome to Lip Sync or Swim.
06:19Ooh!
06:20Beautiful set.
06:21The game show
06:22where you must blow us away
06:23or be blown away.
06:25The rules are simple.
06:27Deliver a fierce lip sync
06:29to camera
06:29no matter what.
06:31All right.
06:31This song is
06:32Just What They Want
06:33by RuPaul,
06:34so I hope you know the words.
06:35Me, too.
06:37Just put on your safety goggles
06:39right there.
06:40Oh, it's gonna be there.
06:41Oh, my goodness.
06:42It's gonna be like that.
06:43Oh, this is some bullshit already.
06:45Here comes the music.
06:46Cut it!
06:48I know you wanna work.
06:49I know you wanna work.
06:51I know you wanna work.
06:53Boom, check it, boom.
06:54We opening the doors,
06:56taking applications.
06:56We scope out the floors
06:57of the room.
06:58She focus on the floor,
06:59potential sensation,
07:00the bella du jour trying to blue.
07:02She hoping for some more coin
07:03just for the ball,
07:04but she's ready for the wartime.
07:05Fire resides inside of the fever.
07:07Okay, like, what's the thing?
07:08Like, the wind's not even strong right now.
07:12Yes!
07:14First!
07:16I feel like I'm doing really well.
07:17I am starting against the camera
07:19being fierce.
07:20I in her outside,
07:21I have a mind to ride with her all night.
07:25What the fuck is this?
07:26My birthday?
07:29Fuckin' hell!
07:30What the fuck is all this?
07:33Bitch, what is all this in my face?
07:36Come to skip them just what they want.
07:37They wanna see you get down.
07:40They wanna see you go on.
07:41You know I am in business.
07:43What the fuck is this?
07:44Just what they want.
07:45They wanna see you.
07:46Yes, yes, yes, yes.
07:48I'm a Justin.
07:50Baby, can't nothing take me away from a performance.
07:53You know I'm lookin' for the bitch who wants to walk,
07:54lookin' for the bitch with a pussy that wants to puss,
07:56pussy that wants to be a bit of top of the rock,
07:58making it up his, if the kitty could drip the drop.
08:00Make him wild when she hit the skin, the drop.
08:02Style on beat to the hip, the hop.
08:04Go for your life, you ain't tryin' to get the top,
08:06upcoming child, but it ain't for the tip top.
08:08They wanna see you go on.
08:11I know you want to see you go on.
08:12I know you want to see you go on.
08:13It's just what they wrote.
08:14They wanna see you.
08:18I know you wanna work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
08:21Fuck.
08:22I know you wanna work.
08:25I know you wanna work.
08:27I know you wanna work.
08:29I know you wanna work.
08:31No shame, fan, don't need to feed me.
08:33Weak, spits, naps, bring me the weak thief.
08:35No team, no shade, no beef.
08:36But who is a drag commander and chief?
08:38Last I checked, I saw the boss.
08:39Pay the price, I pay the cost.
08:41Flashy flexin' when I floss.
08:42Damn, she wrecks it when she was.
08:44Machiavelli to the drop.
08:45They wanna see you let it out.
08:47They wanna see you go on.
08:49You know I am in this.
08:50This is the one you want to give up.
08:52Oh, you're happy.
08:54Zestos, what the fuck is this?
09:00It's been so long since I touched a man.
09:03Who a crack was.
09:09Oh, good for you.
09:13Bravo.
09:15My drink cup true and orangey.
09:18That was a mess.
09:19Come on.
09:20Somebody call my manager.
09:22Lip-sing up, swim my ass.
09:23I hope this show gets canceled and never renew.
09:27Queens, you all threw caution to the wind.
09:30But one of you was a breath of fresh air.
09:33The winner of today's mini challenge is...
09:38Miss Fierce Delicious.
09:41Oh my God, I finally want something.
09:44I want a challenge.
09:45I want a challenge.
09:47You have won $2,500 courtesy of Swish Embassy.
09:53Does this count as a maxi win or like half of one?
09:55No, I just said mini challenge.
09:57I can count it as one.
09:59Girl, listen, she wants nothing.
10:00She can stop pouting now, my little brat.
10:03Now, we've had a few laughs.
10:04But it's time to get real funny, honey.
10:07Because for this week's maxi challenge...
10:11Ooh.
10:11The library is open.
10:14Ooh.
10:15For the maxi?
10:16In pairs, you will face off in the first ever reading battles.
10:22Ooh.
10:23What?
10:23This is good.
10:25Well, first of all, what is that?
10:28Like, I ain't never heard of it being called that.
10:31But I know we gonna have to read.
10:32So, let the reading begin.
10:35Bring your best burns to the main stage
10:37and roast your partner down the house.
10:40Boots.
10:40The winner of each battle
10:42will earn themselves a top placement.
10:45Wow.
10:45While the loser will be in the bottom
10:47and possibly up for elimination.
10:50But first, you'll need a rival.
10:53Ooh.
10:54Miss Fierce Delicious,
10:55as the winner of the mini challenge,
10:58you will choose your foe first.
11:00Oh.
11:01Hmm.
11:02Who should I pick?
11:04I need to be strategic here.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:06There's a lot of shitty bitches here.
11:09Fierlicious, don't pick me, girl.
11:10Because you know I'm going to destroy you.
11:12I think I'll take...
11:15Lemon.
11:17Let's go, girl.
11:19I am very thankful that Miss Fierce Delicious picked me
11:22because the bitch is easier to read than a book.
11:24Lemon, you will choose the next queen
11:26to pick their reading buddy.
11:28I'm going to let Miss Cheryl Hull pick.
11:30Okay.
11:32I'm going to pick...
11:35Eureka.
11:36Oh.
11:37Listen, Cheryl is calculated.
11:40She's got a rat face.
11:41If you look like a weasel or a rat in the face,
11:43you are a strategic calculated person.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:48I should put that in my material.
11:49Wow, sis.
11:51Okay.
11:52Oh, shit.
11:54That leaves Kennedy versus Alexis Mateo.
11:57Oh, fuck me.
11:59This is the moment when I need a shot
12:00of something really hot.
12:02To make this roast extra hot,
12:03giving you a helping hand,
12:05is this week's guest judge,
12:07Emmy Award-winning comedian,
12:08Samantha Bee.
12:09Yes.
12:10I'm through, Samantha.
12:12I'm Phillips.
12:12Are you ready to judge a book by its cover?
12:15Always.
12:16Readers, the library is now open.
12:18So start your engines,
12:20and may the best drag queen win.
12:22Oh, let's go.
12:24Oh, shit.
12:27Oh.
12:29In a comedy roasting challenge,
12:31you need to have thick skin,
12:32like Kennedy's leopard skin.
12:35Wait, not lizard skin.
12:36Sorry.
12:37No, leather.
12:38Sorry, I meant leather.
12:40Leopard.
12:42You're so fierce.
12:43What made you make your decision?
12:45Okay, so I know it kind of looks shady,
12:47but I was actually being strategic with it.
12:49I know you the best,
12:50so I felt like I could come up
12:51with more material with you.
12:52Also, if I lose against you,
12:54I don't have to lip sync against you.
12:56You ain't that.
12:57If I have to lip sync tonight,
12:58it won't be against Lemon,
13:00and, like, she's the fiercest lip synker here.
13:02I'm actually really excited about this challenge.
13:04I think it's gonna be fun.
13:05I've done really well
13:05in reading challenges in the past.
13:07I won season 10,
13:08and I feel like the reason I won in season 10
13:10was because I was so unapologetic then,
13:13and that's what I'm gonna bring to this challenge.
13:16You know what's smart, too,
13:18is to kind of plan a full rebuttal,
13:21some ideas of, like,
13:22okay, these are gonna be what my reads are about,
13:24and then if I have a chance to rebuttal things,
13:26I'll use these.
13:27I think that's where I come alive,
13:29like, the in-the-moment receptors,
13:31whereas letting my brain tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
13:34I'm like, fuck.
13:35I'm really trying my hardest
13:36to not let my inner saboteur sneak up on me.
13:39Coming off last week,
13:41being in the bottom,
13:42it's starting to make a cameo,
13:44and I'm not letting some inner saboteur bitch
13:46consume me.
13:47Okay, this one is kind of, like, mean,
13:49but, I mean...
13:50I love mean jokes.
13:51No, I was gonna say, lemon,
13:52when life gives you lemons,
13:53it's supposed to make lemonade
13:54not, like, a shitty album.
13:57I like that one.
13:59Going into this challenge,
14:00I'm gonna have to put
14:01my friendship with Kennedy
14:03and separate them quickly
14:05so I can focus on what the assignment is.
14:09Okay, Kennedy is so ugly
14:11that her parents wanted to name her
14:13shit happens.
14:14Do you like the one...
14:15Do you like...
14:16Right.
14:17The one where I'm, like, um...
14:18Violetions, please listen
14:20to at least one of my jokes.
14:22It's a conversation
14:23between two people home.
14:26I will give you a nasty look,
14:27but it seems that you already have one.
14:29Huh?
14:30Thank you for absolutely nothing,
14:32just like your contribution to drag.
14:35Nothing.
14:38Oh!
14:39Hello, girl!
14:40It's not me, Ruth Paul.
14:41Hello!
14:43Now it's time to get
14:44some honest feedback
14:45and some roasting material
14:46with our judge, Brad,
14:48and special guest judge,
14:50Samantha Bee.
14:51What an honor.
14:52Shall we dig into it?
14:53Sure!
14:54Eureka's from Tennessee,
14:55which means she's got big drag,
14:57eats good,
14:57and has fucked all eight of her cousins.
15:01Too far?
15:02No.
15:02No?
15:03Are you crazy?
15:04Incest is best.
15:05Samantha in a roast,
15:06is there a line?
15:08I don't think you can know
15:10what the line is
15:11until you've crossed it.
15:14You'll find it.
15:15You're on the other side of it.
15:16That's right.
15:17Eureka is so big,
15:18she makes the CN Tower
15:19look like a toothpick.
15:23Oh!
15:24Will you laugh as hard tomorrow?
15:25I will, actually.
15:26I did just write this as well.
15:28That's the read?
15:29That's it?
15:30Yeah.
15:30Cliff notes, you know,
15:31cliff notes.
15:31You want to give some variation in there.
15:33Not everything on the same theme.
15:35You want to mix it up
15:36like just a little bit.
15:37That will get tired
15:38for the audience as well.
15:41Tap into that confidence.
15:43Like, from what I've seen of you
15:44is you are
15:45a very confident queen
15:46and you're confident
15:47in your comedic ability.
15:49Well, thank you.
15:50That means the world to hear.
15:51I need to succeed
15:52because
15:53this is something
15:54I should be doing well in.
15:55Make us laugh.
15:58I think she's
15:59very natural.
16:00I do too.
16:01Like, naturally funny.
16:02Yes, I agree.
16:03All the ingredients
16:04are there, like, 100%.
16:07Hello, Eureka.
16:08Hi, gorgeous.
16:10I'm just feeling eager
16:11to get feedback.
16:11You need to be
16:12delusionally confident.
16:14That's the whole point of reading,
16:15so maybe even my delusion
16:17will come into play.
16:19Samantha, what do you think
16:20is, like,
16:21the formula for a good joke?
16:23I think that when
16:24a good joke hits,
16:26you know it.
16:26You know it in your gut.
16:27Like, when it comes out,
16:28it's fast, it's tight,
16:30and you just feel it
16:32right here.
16:33That explains so many sessions
16:34I've had just not on stage.
16:36Fast, quick, tight,
16:37in my gut.
16:38Yes.
16:38All right, well,
16:39let's start it off.
16:40Now, listen, Cheryl,
16:41I love you,
16:42but you're shaped
16:43like a hyperventilating breath.
16:46No?
16:47I just think about that.
16:49I'm trying to picture what?
16:51No, I hate that.
16:52Why are y'all not laughing?
16:54I'm funny?
16:55The first one out of the gate,
16:57we should know that Eureka
16:58is going to destroy
16:59Cheryl's hole.
17:01So, Cheryl,
17:02I knew you were
17:02a UK queen, honey,
17:03and it's not your accent.
17:05It's not your lack of talent.
17:06It's just like
17:07the food in the UK.
17:08You have no flavor,
17:09taste, and you're disgusting.
17:10Yeah.
17:11Okay, so, um,
17:12I really do think
17:13you remind me of a princess.
17:14Fiona.
17:18I'm sorry.
17:18That is good.
17:19Where we are
17:20in the last half of this
17:22is where you need to be
17:24in the reading battle.
17:25I appreciate that feedback.
17:27Thank you so much, Eureka.
17:28Thank you for your time.
17:29Very good.
17:30We're excited
17:30to see you tomorrow.
17:32Hi.
17:32Well, hello, Lemon.
17:34Hello.
17:34Hello, hello.
17:35Love your yellow.
17:37I love your yellow.
17:38Look at us.
17:39We're, like, buttery.
17:40I'm just excited
17:41to kind of bounce ideas
17:42back and forth
17:43and hopefully get
17:44some good advice.
17:45All right,
17:45let's hear some
17:45of your material.
17:46I'm worried
17:47that it's a little
17:47long-winded.
17:48Okay.
17:49I have charisma,
17:51uniqueness,
17:52nerve, and talent.
17:53More like delusional,
17:54uncultured,
17:55misshapen, and bratty.
17:57And that one
17:58has a double punch
17:59because if you think about it,
17:59it also spells out dumb.
18:01Oh.
18:02Oh.
18:03Oh, boy.
18:05Okay.
18:05Like, I would want
18:06to see a visual of that
18:07in order to get it.
18:08Unfortunately,
18:09I can't bring out
18:09a chart this time.
18:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:11What we want for you
18:12is to give us a lead-up
18:14and then just hammer it.
18:15The ones that have
18:16a little less thinking
18:17involved is probably the...
18:19Yeah.
18:19It's like confidence
18:20in your material
18:21and preparation.
18:22Yes.
18:22It's that combination
18:23that makes you strong.
18:25Miss Fearsalicious
18:26has really applied
18:27her name to this competition.
18:29Well, mostly the miss part.
18:31Oh!
18:32Oh, my God.
18:33That's so funny.
18:35Stay out of here.
18:37Mm-hmm.
18:37And just remember
18:39we're all out here
18:40wanting to laugh.
18:41Yeah.
18:41Okay, cool.
18:42Thank you so much, Lemon.
18:43Thank you so much.
18:44Hey, love you.
18:45See you tomorrow.
18:46Yay!
18:48Hello, Miss Fearsalicious.
18:50Hello.
18:50How are you feeling?
18:51I'm actually feeling good.
18:52I'm almost done with my material.
18:54Great.
18:54She gave me a lot to work with.
18:55Oh, did she?
18:56God, I cannot wait.
18:58Yes.
18:58So I had the chance
18:59to open for Lemon
19:00a few years ago
19:01and it was an amazing experience.
19:03It was my first time
19:04getting to perform
19:05for an audience of four people
19:06that were all on their phones
19:07and were there to see Jan.
19:08Oh.
19:10I mean, I'm ashamed.
19:11Y'all told me not to be bitchy
19:12in the challenges,
19:12but I feel like this is a challenge
19:13where I can be bitchy.
19:14Oh, this is the one
19:15where you should be the bitchiest.
19:16Okay.
19:16Now they're literally giving me
19:18the bitchy role on a platter,
19:19so this is my moment to shine.
19:21Lemon is always talking
19:21about wanting a boyfriend.
19:23Maybe you could get one
19:24if you could ride a dick
19:25as well as you ride
19:25Priyanka's coattails.
19:29Oh, my goodness.
19:30I have a strong feeling
19:32that you're really gonna nail it.
19:34I'm just nervous
19:35because I'm against Lemon.
19:36Like, she won
19:37the reading challenge
19:38on her season.
19:39Okay.
19:40You can really excel at this one,
19:42but I think you can also
19:43go a little bit further.
19:44I was nervous coming into it,
19:45but they told me
19:46I'm on a really good path
19:47and go hard,
19:48so I'm going hard.
19:50Hey.
19:51Hello, Alexis.
19:52I want to keep it light.
19:53I want to keep it fun
19:54and straight to the point.
19:56You want to go for the kill
19:57and let them bleed out.
19:59Kennedy has a beautiful smile.
20:01Too bad she put it
20:02in a cup of water
20:02before she goes to bed.
20:04Oh.
20:07Kennedy is so ugly.
20:08Her parents wanted to name her
20:09Shit Happens.
20:12Is that good?
20:13Yep.
20:14Okay.
20:14I know what you guys like.
20:16Your precision jokes
20:17are like an arrow
20:19through the heart.
20:20Yeah.
20:20They're so direct
20:21and so, so strong
20:22and you just feel it.
20:23Listen,
20:24shady doesn't mean
20:25you're evil.
20:26It means you're realistic.
20:28Hey.
20:30Hello, Kennedy Davenport.
20:32Hi.
20:32Hello.
20:33So, Kennedy,
20:34how are you feeling
20:34about this challenge?
20:36It's kind of hard
20:36because when I'm joking
20:39and being funny,
20:39I'm usually hosting,
20:40so it's really like
20:42impromptu,
20:43but I'm having fun.
20:44It is such a different experience
20:45to just speak
20:46and then to craft
20:48a joke on the page.
20:49It's like two different
20:50muscle groups.
20:51Yeah.
20:51I think the key here
20:53is not sounding rehearsed.
20:55I love the story
20:57you told me
20:58about your family
20:59in Puerto Rico
21:00and how you have
21:01a house there
21:02looking at them
21:03rough-ass hands
21:04and look like
21:04you built it
21:05brick by brick.
21:07Speaking of brick,
21:08hey, Pierce.
21:10I think that's a good joke,
21:13but I think the length
21:14of it makes it less funny.
21:16I can shorten it.
21:17Girl, tell the truth.
21:19You didn't move away
21:19from Puerto Rico.
21:21They kicked you out
21:22for impersonating
21:23a jackass.
21:26I feel like
21:28there's a better
21:28punchline than jackass.
21:30Girl, y'all
21:31don't like my jokes.
21:32Back to the drawing board.
21:35Try not to let
21:36the writing of the jokes
21:38paralyze you.
21:39Yeah, it's just
21:40hard to structure.
21:41It is.
21:43But I'm gonna get it.
21:44You are so funny.
21:45If you're having fun,
21:47we're gonna be having fun
21:48no matter what.
21:49Right.
21:50I got some good feedback,
21:51so I am happy about that.
21:53I feel positive,
21:54but I know
21:55I got work to do.
21:56I feel like
21:57she was getting
21:57a little lost
21:58in the process
21:59of writing the joke.
22:00I'll be very,
22:01very impressed
22:02if I see
22:03a huge turnaround tomorrow.
22:05Yes.
22:08It's elimination day
22:09and I'm ready
22:09to make the judges laugh
22:10like they were laughing
22:11at Cheryl's runways
22:12last week.
22:16Well, obviously,
22:17this is a roast challenge
22:18and when we're roasting
22:19and reading,
22:20you have to have
22:21a bit of thick skin.
22:22Like, where does
22:22everybody's thick skin
22:23come from?
22:24I think my thick skin
22:25came from...
22:26You don't have no, baby.
22:28You don't have no thick skin
22:29yet, honey.
22:30Shut the fuck up.
22:31Believe it or not,
22:32I used to be way more
22:33sensitive than I am
22:34right now.
22:35When I was younger,
22:36I used to get made fun
22:37of a lot
22:38for just being myself.
22:39And then growing up,
22:40I kind of shut down
22:43and stopped being
22:43so outgoing
22:44because I was just nervous
22:45I would get made fun
22:46of all the time
22:46but I still find it hard
22:48getting close
22:49and trusting people
22:50into my life.
22:51I know I can be shady
22:52a lot of times
22:53but I feel like
22:53that's just my defense
22:55mechanism of protecting
22:56myself from other people.
22:58It wasn't until
22:58I started drag
22:59that I realized
23:00like I can just be myself
23:02and people will love
23:03me for that.
23:04You think so?
23:05Yes.
23:07Honestly,
23:08I don't know
23:08that I have the thickest
23:09skin all the time.
23:10I grew up like
23:12constantly being ridiculed
23:13and beat up
23:13by my family,
23:15by my peers.
23:15You know,
23:16when the people
23:16that are supposed
23:19to love and care
23:19about you
23:20tear you down
23:20every single day
23:21of your life.
23:22I fear that I'm not
23:23enough so much
23:24in my life
23:25and that's always
23:26been my biggest problem.
23:27Regardless of how
23:28successful I would become,
23:29I never truly thought
23:30I deserved it
23:31because the abuse
23:32I was raised in
23:33made me believe
23:34I didn't.
23:35I'm not always read
23:36by in a fun,
23:37loving way.
23:38You know what I'm saying?
23:39Right.
23:39And it's still hard for me.
23:41It did make me maybe
23:42exterior-wise tougher.
23:44I could take a punch
23:45because I had to
23:46from them
23:47but it didn't make
23:48the hit hurt
23:49any less
23:50especially emotionally.
23:51You know what I'm
23:51really learning
23:52more than anything
23:52is how to live
23:53without numbing agents.
23:56Right.
23:56My recovery
23:57and sobriety
23:58and all those things
23:58is what is helping
24:00me understand
24:00how to deal
24:01with those emotions
24:02and feelings now
24:03versus like
24:04pretending like
24:04they don't exist.
24:05I'm not going
24:06to allow those
24:07addictive behaviors
24:08to rule
24:09everything I do.
24:10I still struggle.
24:11I think we all do.
24:12You know what I'm saying?
24:13Like we can pretend
24:14like the reading
24:14is all fun
24:15all the time
24:15but it does get
24:16to a point
24:17where it still
24:17affects us,
24:18you know?
24:18For sure.
24:19You can just feel
24:20when someone
24:21is reading you
24:21out of love
24:22and friendship
24:23and fun
24:23and it's a very
24:24fucking different feeling
24:25when someone's
24:26actually trying
24:26to like tear you down.
24:28A real read
24:28does come from
24:29a place of love
24:30because at the end
24:31of the day
24:31if you don't like
24:32a bitch
24:32you're not talking
24:33to her, period.
24:34Well this is why
24:35in this competition
24:36I'm so thankful
24:37for actually having
24:38Lemon here
24:38because in the last
24:39couple years
24:40where I have
24:40actually been struggling
24:41out of all my friends
24:43she's been the one
24:44that has checked in
24:45but also kept it 100.
24:47I knew going into
24:48UK versus the world
24:49at airing
24:49I had to have
24:50thick skin
24:50because I know
24:51I didn't deliver
24:52my best
24:53but when things
24:54started coming out
24:55all I saw online
24:56was justice for Lemon
24:58justice for Jimbo
24:59justice for Pangina
25:01but absolutely
25:02no radio noise
25:03for me
25:04and it just makes
25:05me think
25:06did I deserve
25:07to be there?
25:08She was actually
25:09there for me
25:09during the hardest
25:10point was after
25:11I got eliminated
25:12on UK versus
25:12the world
25:13literally dealing
25:14with the trauma
25:15of being eliminated
25:16and having your
25:17dreams crushed.
25:18One of the biggest
25:19people in my life
25:20my nan
25:21who was like
25:21one of my best
25:22friends
25:22passed away
25:23and I got told
25:24that morning
25:24after I got
25:25eliminated.
25:26Oh my god.
25:26I was absolutely
25:28in bits
25:28and had to really
25:29rebuild myself
25:31from the ground
25:31up
25:32because I sort
25:33of fell out
25:34of love
25:34with drag.
25:34Straight away
25:35Lemon came
25:36straight down
25:36to my room
25:37and sat with
25:37me for as
25:38long as I
25:38needed
25:39and that
25:40really cemented
25:41our bond.
25:42Oh Cheryl
25:43I love you.
25:44I was struggling
25:45yesterday
25:45and I didn't
25:46want to admit
25:47it
25:47but it was
25:48one look
25:48from Eureka
25:49that gave me
25:50the smile
25:51that I went
25:52thank you
25:53okay we can
25:53do this.
25:54I love you
25:55for that.
25:55And now I'm
25:55going to drag
25:56you.
25:57If you can
25:58pull me
25:58drag me
25:59baby.
26:16Cover girl
26:17Put the bass
26:18in your rock
26:19Head to toe
26:20Let your whole
26:22body talk
26:24And what?
26:25Yes!
26:27Welcome to the
26:28main stage of
26:29Canada's drag race
26:30Canada versus
26:31the world.
26:32He's my favorite
26:33homotextual
26:34it's stylist
26:35and author
26:36Brad Goreski.
26:37Hi Brooke.
26:38Hi Brad.
26:39How do you keep
26:39your editors happy?
26:41Well I do know
26:41my way around
26:42a colon.
26:43I know that's
26:44right.
26:44And she's a real
26:46page turner.
26:47It's Serene Fox.
26:48I love big books
26:50and I cannot lie.
26:51Eyo!
26:52And I love
26:54her full frontal.
26:55It's Canada's
26:56comedy queen
26:56Samantha Bee.
26:58Hi Brooke.
26:59Hi Samantha.
27:00How do you like
27:00your roasts?
27:01Well done.
27:02Ooh put a fork in me.
27:04Mm-hmm.
27:05This week
27:06we challenged
27:06our queens
27:07to get literate
27:08in reading battles.
27:09Racers
27:10start your engines
27:11and may the best
27:12drag queen
27:13win.
27:20Welcome to
27:21Reading Battles.
27:23Here's how it works.
27:24Two queens
27:25will spar
27:26in a joke-off.
27:27You will trade
27:28burns
27:29and the goal
27:29is to get
27:30as many hits
27:31as you can.
27:32The winner
27:33of each battle
27:33will automatically
27:34land themselves
27:35in the top
27:36and the loser
27:37in the bottom.
27:38So don't
27:39hold
27:40back.
27:43First up
27:44it's Miss
27:45Fierce Delicious
27:45versus Lemon.
27:51I need
27:52to win this
27:52challenge
27:53because I need
27:54to stop
27:54Lemon's trajectory
27:55because I think
27:56being in the top
27:56every week
27:57is getting to her head.
27:59I'm pretty confident
28:00going into
28:00the reading battle
28:01but I do know
28:02that Fierce is
28:02a shady little bitch
28:03so anything
28:04could happen.
28:06She has the face
28:07of an angel
28:08and the personality
28:09of a gargoyle
28:10it's Miss
28:11Fierce Delicious
28:13and when life
28:14gives you lemons
28:15try another
28:16franchise of Drag Race
28:18it's Lemon.
28:21Let the reading
28:22begin.
28:24I had the chance
28:25to open for Lemon
28:26a few years ago
28:27and it was an
28:27incredible experience.
28:29It was my first time
28:30getting to perform
28:31for an audience
28:31of four people
28:33who were on their
28:33phones and thought
28:34they were there
28:34to see Jan.
28:37Miss Fierce Delicious
28:38has stamped her name
28:39all over this competition.
28:41Every single challenge
28:42Miss.
28:46When life gives you lemons
28:48you're supposed to
28:48make lemonade
28:49not a shitty album.
28:53Fierce Delicious
28:54has a special connection
28:55to the number four
28:56which is why
28:57tonight when she lip syncs
28:58she'll be wearing
28:58her unstyled hair
28:59for the fourth time.
29:02I could sit here
29:03and tell you that
29:04your drag is basic
29:05you're unimaginative
29:06and you're going home
29:07but I think hearing
29:08that from RuPaul
29:08was enough.
29:12That was Michelle.
29:16Miss Fierce Delicious
29:17has a lot in common
29:18with Kennedy Davenport's eyes.
29:20Beautiful
29:21but lazy.
29:27Lemon you taking
29:28my material you hoe.
29:29If I had a dollar
29:30every time you put
29:31together an intelligent thought
29:33I'd be in debt.
29:34like Kennedy
29:34after spending
29:35her last $30
29:35on her runway tonight.
29:39You can tell
29:40she's speeding up
29:41and getting nervous
29:42and I just want to
29:43like shake her
29:44and be like
29:44bitch you're funny.
29:46Fierce reminds me
29:46so much of
29:47Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
29:49because just like
29:49Miss Vanjie
29:50she too has been
29:51relentlessly fucked
29:52by Brooklyn Heights.
29:57You really are
29:58an inspiration
29:59to young queer
30:00rappers everywhere.
30:01Every young rapper
30:02dreams of growing up
30:04to be a 28 year old
30:05rapstress
30:05who still lives
30:06in their parents
30:06basement
30:07and can't get
30:07a hit song
30:08without their
30:08more famous friend.
30:09They dream of it
30:09but you've done it.
30:11I'd take my parents
30:12basement over
30:13Suki Doll's attic
30:13any day.
30:18You're always talking
30:19about wanting a boyfriend
30:20and maybe you could
30:21keep one if you could
30:21ride a dick as well
30:22as you ride
30:22Priyanka's coattails.
30:27Honey I'm taking
30:27my free trip to the top.
30:30Just like my friend
30:31Priyanka
30:32Fierce 2 talks
30:33about having sex
30:34a lot
30:34but the only thing
30:35she's fucking
30:36is up in this competition.
30:45Nicely done queens.
30:48Shaky.
30:49Fierce delicious.
30:51You really impressed me.
30:52You got some really
30:53good zingers in there.
30:55I think there's
30:55obviously some history
30:56there and so I was
30:57excited for it
30:58and I would have
30:58been disappointed
30:59if there was no
30:59clap back
31:00so I'm happy there was.
31:01You came in with
31:02some really really
31:03good material yesterday.
31:05I wish you would
31:07have slowed down
31:07just a tiny little bit
31:09because we lost
31:10a few of your jokes.
31:11I agree with Brad
31:12that maybe I felt
31:13a little bit of nerves
31:14from you
31:15maybe toward the
31:16end of the routine
31:17a little bit.
31:18I think you were
31:18expecting Lemon
31:19to be a little bit
31:19more faltery
31:20than she was
31:21but she kept
31:22volleying it
31:22right back to you
31:23but you did a really
31:24great job tonight.
31:25Lemon.
31:26Hi.
31:27Yesterday when you
31:28came in
31:29I have to say
31:30I was a little bit
31:30nervous
31:31but tonight
31:32you were definitely
31:32very in control
31:34of your material.
31:35You hit your jokes
31:36hard.
31:37They were so
31:38mean and great.
31:40Every joke
31:41landed.
31:42Your clap backs
31:42were hysterical.
31:44The clap back
31:44for me is my
31:45favorite part.
31:45I think you have
31:47to be willing
31:47to go back and forth.
31:48I'll be laughing
31:49about the Kennedy
31:50lazy eye for a
31:50very long time.
31:53Hey shit now
31:54it's true.
31:57And the joke
31:59about Brooklyn
32:00true.
32:03Well you know
32:04there's truth
32:05in every joke
32:05Brooklyn.
32:06There's my
32:06almost mother-in-law
32:07over there.
32:11Queen's we have
32:11made our decision.
32:14The winner of this
32:15reading battle is
32:1911.
32:22Yeah.
32:23Congratulations.
32:24You have secured
32:25a place in the top
32:26this week.
32:27That means Miss
32:28Fierce delicious
32:29I'm sorry but you
32:30are in the bottom.
32:30Okay.
32:32You may both leave
32:33the stage.
32:35Going into this
32:36the pressure is real
32:37because my number
32:38one is in the bottom
32:39and I need to win
32:39this challenge
32:40so I can save her.
32:43Time for our next
32:44reading battle.
32:45It's Eureka
32:46versus Cheryl.
32:51Honey Miss
32:52Cheryl Hall
32:52I'm about to dig it
32:53and rebury your ass
32:54okay.
32:56Keep up.
33:02She's here.
33:03She's queer.
33:05We get it.
33:06It's Eureka.
33:08And she's British
33:10and so are her teeth.
33:12Give it up for Cheryl.
33:15I paid a lot for these.
33:18Let the reading begin.
33:20Listen I'm so excited
33:22to be competing
33:23in Canada versus
33:24the world.
33:24I love doing
33:25community service.
33:27What a beautiful crowd.
33:29I love the size.
33:30I feel like I'm
33:30at a Tynomi Banks tour.
33:34So listen I'm here
33:35to read my beautiful
33:37gorgeous talented
33:38and sad thing sister.
33:41Oh she's not here.
33:43So I got stuck
33:44with Cheryl.
33:46Well listen sister
33:47I don't want to take
33:48it too hard on you
33:49because I know
33:50your appearances
33:50on Drag Race
33:51have already done that.
33:57Sorry everybody
33:58I was just enjoying
33:58the silence
33:59it's very rare
34:00with this one.
34:02Good evening Canada!
34:07And Brooklyn
34:07I can't forget you
34:09the weirdest game
34:09of Twister
34:10I've ever seen.
34:11You know.
34:12But Eureka
34:13you look bloody
34:14beautiful tonight.
34:15you actually remind me
34:17of a princess.
34:18Oh Fiona.
34:22This bitch
34:23called my joke.
34:24Now listen you guys
34:25I wish I could say
34:26I'm close to Cheryl
34:27but I'm just not
34:28friends with girls
34:28that have no talent
34:29and smell like
34:30spotted dick.
34:33Eureka is so big
34:34she makes the
34:35CN Tower
34:36look like a toothpick.
34:39I just learned
34:40what a loony is
34:42in Canada
34:42and apparently
34:43it's a coin.
34:44Well you know
34:44in the US
34:45a loony is anyone
34:46that thinks Cheryl Hall
34:47is about to win
34:47this competition.
34:50Eureka's catchphrase
34:51is Eureka
34:52you found it
34:53but it should really
34:55be Eureka
34:56you can't fucking
34:56miss it.
34:59Listen
34:59you already took
35:00my princess jokes
35:01I just want to tell you
35:02out of drag
35:03you look a lot
35:04like you are
35:04part of human trafficking.
35:07I don't know
35:08I fucked that up
35:08because she took
35:09my princess Fiona joke.
35:10You fucking bitch.
35:12Gotta get in there first
35:13gotta get in there first.
35:15Eureka's from
35:15Tennessee everybody
35:16which means
35:17she's got big drag
35:18eats great food
35:19and has fucked
35:20all eight of her cousins.
35:24I've been Cheryl
35:25that's been Eureka
35:26let's end this roast
35:27with a high kick Eureka
35:28come on!
35:29Let's do it!
35:31Yay!
35:32Yay!
35:33Yay!
35:33Yay!
35:36Hi Eureka!
35:37Hello darling.
35:38I thought the two
35:39of you together
35:40had such a nice flow
35:42I felt like
35:42I actually could have
35:43sat here for 20 more minutes
35:45I didn't really
35:46want you to stop.
35:47I don't think
35:47we want to put you
35:48through 20 more minutes
35:48of that.
35:50I like the way
35:51that you bantered
35:52back and forth
35:53with Cheryl.
35:53I just wish
35:55a little bit
35:56that you went
35:57even harder
35:57because I think
35:58you're funny.
35:59Make her cry.
36:00Okay.
36:00Once you got in there
36:01you were in there
36:02and you got some
36:02really really good hits.
36:05Cheryl, I could feel
36:06your confidence
36:07from the moment
36:07you walked out
36:08I loved that moment
36:08when you were walking
36:09down the runway
36:10and you said
36:10keep up.
36:12One of the things
36:13that make you feel
36:13comfortable as an audience
36:14member is when someone
36:15hits the mic like hard
36:17right away
36:17and I felt that from you.
36:19To start off
36:19with that silence
36:20It's both of you.
36:22Yeah, using silence
36:23is such a tool though
36:23and so many performers
36:24are afraid to take it
36:26you know
36:26so I liked that part.
36:27The two of you together
36:28I think you found
36:29a nice groove
36:30but I felt your energy
36:31was very consistent
36:33all the way through.
36:34Thank you so much.
36:35I want to know
36:36the backstory
36:36of who actually
36:37had the Fiona joke.
36:39I mean, clearly
36:40we both had it.
36:41I mean,
36:41I just got there first.
36:42I got it from Alexis
36:43I didn't even go live.
36:45And I got it from Lemon.
36:48This is fucked up.
36:49And I personally
36:50see the resemblance
36:51in both of you.
36:52Thank you Lord Farquaad.
36:59Oh my God.
37:01Queens, we have made
37:02our decision.
37:05The winner of this
37:06reading battle is
37:08Cheryl.
37:12Congratulations.
37:12You have secured a place
37:14in the top this week.
37:16Eureka, I'm sorry
37:18that means that you
37:18are in the bottom.
37:20You may both
37:21leave the stage.
37:24Congratulations, Cheryl.
37:28Bitch, now I'm in the bottom.
37:31Girl, this is a mess.
37:33It's time for
37:34the final battle.
37:36Kennedy Davenport
37:37versus Alexis Mateo.
37:40Come on,
37:41you kookaracha-looking bitch.
37:46You know what they say?
37:47Everything's bigger in Texas
37:49except the talent.
37:50It's Kennedy Davenport.
37:53You know that's a lie.
37:56And she's got
37:57the heart of a mother
37:58but the face
37:59of your uncle.
38:00Give it up
38:01for Alexis Mateo.
38:03Let the reading begin.
38:07Hey judges.
38:08Hey.
38:08Y'all look good
38:09from afar.
38:12I'm going to warn y'all.
38:13My sister,
38:14her English is not
38:15very good looking.
38:16As a matter of fact,
38:18it's non-existent
38:19like her hairline.
38:22Got a lot of fucking nerve.
38:25Listen,
38:26I love my sister Kennedy.
38:28Kennedy has such
38:28a beautiful smile.
38:30Too bad she takes it off
38:31every night
38:32and put it in a cup of water.
38:36I need you to tell the truth.
38:38You know you was
38:39one of them badass kids
38:40that smelled the seat
38:41when people got up.
38:46It's funny
38:47because it's true.
38:51Listen,
38:52everybody,
38:53Kennedy is so ugly
38:54that even her hairline
38:56don't want to be near
38:56to her face.
38:57It keep pulling
38:58bug and bug
38:59and bug away.
39:01Bitch says the bitch
39:02that's bow-headed.
39:04But get you
39:05a fucking toupee, bitch.
39:07I would love
39:08to run to Kennedy
39:09right now
39:09and pull that wig forward, bitch.
39:13Bitch, fuck you.
39:17But Kennedy, honestly,
39:18if you're going to be
39:19a two-faced bitch,
39:21at least
39:21make one pretty.
39:25Bitch,
39:26you're the last person
39:26to talk about somebody
39:27and to be trying to read.
39:28it is clear
39:29you wear a toupee.
39:31One-hut-hut.
39:32Ooh!
39:36The fuck is going on here?
39:40Matter of fact,
39:42give that shit
39:43to Cheryl.
39:44I am sick of looking
39:45at that fucking comb-over
39:46every morning.
39:49Oh, my God.
39:50You're going to have
39:51to put this wig back on, girl.
39:53Oh, no, ma'am.
39:54Bitch, you're giving me
39:55Shaquille O'Neal
39:55and our gorgeous dress.
39:57No, I'm giving you
39:58all day.
40:02I'm really getting
40:03sick of the shit.
40:04I mean,
40:05congratulations, Alexis.
40:06Your runway was awesome.
40:08Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
40:11But did y'all see
40:12them rough-ass hands?
40:14That bitch helped
40:15Noah build the arc, honey.
40:19Anyway, everybody,
40:20my name is Alexis Mattel.
40:22And Kennedy...
40:23No, ma'am.
40:24None of this shit
40:25count tonight
40:25because she can't even
40:26spell nothing she just said.
40:28Thank you!
40:34Kennedy,
40:35you were hilarious.
40:38There was something
40:38slightly unhinged
40:39about all of it,
40:40which I really, really liked.
40:42You know I'm crazy.
40:43It was such a fun evolution
40:46from your work session yesterday
40:47where you could see
40:48that you were like
40:49maybe tentative
40:50in your material.
40:51Just to see you
40:52blossom on the stage
40:53was so fun.
40:55Your comedic timing
40:56tonight was excellent.
40:57It was such a joy
40:58to watch.
40:59And I think I had fun
41:00seeing these glimpses
41:02also of camaraderie.
41:03You could tell
41:04you were friends
41:04and to me,
41:05I felt like I was
41:06in the dressing room
41:07at a drag show.
41:08For real.
41:09I love that you
41:09incorporated some
41:10physical comedy
41:11with your wig.
41:12I thought that was
41:12so brilliant
41:13and then you just
41:13left it dangling there
41:14on the back of your
41:15sequence.
41:16Perfectly placed.
41:17I was shocked myself.
41:19Oh shit,
41:20okay, we'll leave it there.
41:21And Alexis,
41:22you held your own.
41:23You were right up
41:24there with her.
41:25You delivered
41:25just like we thought
41:26you would.
41:27You were very in control
41:28of your material yesterday
41:29as well.
41:30You came in with
41:30a lot of great stuff.
41:32I just was totally
41:33enchanted by you
41:34and your jokes were great.
41:35So solid,
41:36so precise.
41:38Queens,
41:39we have made
41:39our decision.
41:41The winner
41:42of this reading battle
41:43is Kennedy Davenport.
41:47Woo!
41:48Woo-hoo!
41:50Come on, girl.
41:52That's good.
41:53You have automatically
41:54secured a place
41:55in the top this week.
41:57That means,
41:58Alexis Mateo,
41:59I am sorry,
41:59but you are in the bottom.
42:01And with that,
42:02the library
42:03is officially closed.
42:07Good-ragulations
42:08to our top queens
42:09this week.
42:10Lemon,
42:11Cheryl,
42:12Kennedy Davenport.
42:13You all
42:14have the stage sizzling,
42:16but one of you
42:16really grilled
42:17to perfection.
42:20Kennedy Davenport,
42:22good-ragulations.
42:24You are the winner
42:25of this week's
42:25Maxi Challenge.
42:27Well done, baby.
42:28Oh, my God, bitch.
42:31You have won $10,000
42:32made possible
42:33by our versus partner,
42:35Gilead Sciences Canada.
42:37Yeah!
42:40Miss Fearsalicious,
42:41Eureka,
42:42Alexis Mateo,
42:43as the losers
42:44of your battles,
42:45you are the bottom
42:45three this week.
42:48Kennedy Davenport,
42:49you have earned
42:51the power
42:51of the Golden Beaver,
42:52granting you
42:53the ability
42:54to save one
42:54of the bottom queens
42:55from lip-syncing
42:56for their lives.
42:57You hold the fate
42:58of your sisters
42:59in your hands.
43:01As you untuck,
43:02the bottom three
43:02may plead their case.
43:04You may leave the stage.
43:13I'm actually not surprised
43:14about nobody
43:15in this rose.
43:16These bitches
43:17are all shady,
43:18and I was expecting
43:19it 100%.
43:20Kennedy,
43:22congratulations!
43:23That's a win!
43:25Woo!
43:26Thank you!
43:27I won another one,
43:28honey,
43:28that's two!
43:29I feel fucking fabulous.
43:31You should.
43:32It was a class
43:33in how to just
43:34authentically do you
43:35in a moment like that.
43:36It was so
43:37masterclass.
43:37You own the stage.
43:39It was amazing.
43:39I honestly didn't know
43:40which one of you two
43:41were gonna win.
43:42Well, thank you.
43:43Well, fuck my dress.
43:45You two were
43:47perfection.
43:48If anyone is ever
43:49gonna beat me
43:50in a reading comedy
43:51challenge,
43:51I am so glad
43:52it's the
43:53Kennedy Davenport.
43:54And congratulations,
43:56Cheryl,
43:56on getting out
43:57of your head.
43:59And you look
43:59so cunty tonight.
44:01Simple,
44:01but cunty.
44:03I went from
44:04the bottom
44:04to the top.
44:05There won't be
44:05no flop
44:06this season
44:06for Cheryl.
44:07Last week
44:08was the fumble,
44:09but back
44:10in the top again.
44:11But, like,
44:11I want to hear
44:12from you guys.
44:13sis,
44:13how are you feeling?
44:14I am honestly
44:15really proud of myself.
44:16I think I did
44:16really good
44:17in the challenge.
44:18Like,
44:19it's unfortunate
44:19that, like,
44:20one of us
44:21had to be in the bottom.
44:21Otherwise,
44:22I think I would
44:22have been in the top.
44:23That being said,
44:24I don't want
44:25the beaver.
44:27I've had the beaver
44:28once,
44:28and I think
44:29if I'm to continue
44:30this competition,
44:30I need to prove myself
44:32in the lip sync tonight.
44:33You don't want
44:34the beaver
44:35at all?
44:36They have grown,
44:38bitch!
44:38You have grown
44:39in a whole week!
44:41I'm so proud of you!
44:42Do you regret
44:43having the power
44:45and picking lemon?
44:46Honestly, no,
44:47because, like,
44:47this is a really
44:48strong group.
44:49It's just, like,
44:50unfortunate my anxiety
44:51got a bit
44:51of the best to me tonight,
44:52but I'm proud
44:53of my performance.
44:54You got me, bitch.
44:55You got some good jokes
44:56up in there.
44:57What about you, Alexis?
44:58I hold up myself
44:59against you fiercely.
45:01I did not have
45:03one negative critique,
45:04and to be honest,
45:07bitch, we were just
45:08so fucking sickening
45:09like that.
45:10I honestly deserved it.
45:12Period.
45:12Eureka,
45:13you're the only girl
45:14in the bottom
45:15who hasn't gotten
45:15the beaver yet.
45:16Do you feel like
45:17that should secure it
45:18for you tonight?
45:19I would appreciate
45:20the beaver.
45:21I think I would love
45:21to get some sort of
45:22break in this competition
45:23at this point,
45:24just because I just
45:25feel like...
45:30I don't even know
45:31I don't even know.
45:32I don't even know, y'all.
45:35I just know that
45:36I don't feel like myself,
45:38and the truth is
45:39I have so much
45:40pressure on myself.
45:42Being sober
45:43is the hardest thing
45:44I've ever done.
45:45It's harder
45:46than the trans thing,
45:47and I keep trying
45:48to be like,
45:48oh, it's so hormones,
45:49but the truth is
45:50it's like...
45:52I went through
45:53the hardest time
45:54of my life
45:55becoming sober,
45:56and it's so hard
45:56every day
45:57during this, like,
45:58pressure cooker
45:59to not want
46:01a weed gummy
46:02or to drink
46:03or something,
46:04and it just makes me
46:05so embarrassed
46:06of myself
46:07because I just
46:08hate that that's
46:10who I am.
46:11I don't think
46:11you should be
46:12embarrassed at all.
46:12You're an incredible
46:13entertainer.
46:14I feel like
46:15I'm very overwhelmed.
46:16I'm sober now.
46:17It's a different world.
46:18I have to feel
46:19all of my emotions,
46:20and once I start
46:21getting in my head
46:22pushing the narrative
46:23that I'm not good enough,
46:24I slowly self-destruct.
46:26It's okay not to be okay.
46:28Let it out.
46:29You've got five people
46:30in this room
46:30rooting for you.
46:31I appreciate that
46:32because in the beginning
46:33of this competition,
46:33I just felt very alone,
46:35and it is just so hard
46:37for me to believe
46:38and trust that friendship
46:40and love, you guys,
46:41because I've been hurt
46:42so bad.
46:44I feel the exact same way
46:45you do in this competition
46:46right now.
46:47Like, it's been so
46:47emotionally draining for me
46:49and mentally
46:49every single week,
46:50but the one thing
46:50I'm really happy about
46:51is that I got, like,
46:52a relationship with you.
46:53Like, I love you so much.
46:55I love you so much.
46:55And I don't want
46:56to lip sync against you
46:57because I don't want
46:57to send you home.
46:58Shut up.
46:59Oh, wow.
47:03The pressure is thick.
47:05The pressure is very heavy.
47:07Someone's fate
47:08is in my hands.
47:09So we meet again, girl.
47:11I could give the beaver
47:12to Fierce
47:13because she has shown
47:15a lot of growth,
47:16but she put herself
47:17in the bottom.
47:18I could give the beaver
47:19to Eureka.
47:20She also did
47:21a very good job,
47:22but I felt her
47:24holding back
47:24because this bitch
47:26is funny.
47:26Oh, so you just
47:27not going to say that?
47:28I could save Alexis.
47:30The judges
47:30really loved her.
47:32On the other hand,
47:34I may want to see
47:34her lip sync, Harley.
47:35So, I don't know.
47:41Welcome back, Queens.
47:43Kennedy Davenport.
47:44Heavy is the hand
47:46that holds the beaver.
47:47Who are you saving
47:48from the chomping block?
47:51Again, this is
47:52it's not so much hard,
47:54but it's a hard thing
47:54to do, if that makes sense.
47:56Because every week
47:57we get closer and closer
47:59and we share some
48:01of the most greatest
48:02memories with each other
48:03and we just hate
48:04to do the job,
48:05but that's what
48:05we signed up for.
48:06So the person
48:07that I decided to save
48:11is Alexis.
48:12What?
48:13I got to guess.
48:16I deserted, bitch,
48:17so shut up.
48:19We'll all be damned.
48:22Alexis Mateo,
48:23you are out of the woods
48:25this week.
48:26You may join the others
48:27at the back.
48:31Miss Fiercealicious,
48:32Eureka,
48:33I'm sorry,
48:34but this means that
48:34you are both up
48:35for elimination.
48:37Two internationally
48:38acclaimed queens
48:39stand before us.
48:41Prior to tonight,
48:42you were asked to prepare
48:43a lip-sync performance
48:44of Hush Hush
48:45by the Pussycat Dolls.
48:47This is your last chance
48:48to impress us
48:49and save yourself
48:50from elimination.
48:53The time has come
48:54for you to lip-sync
48:56for your life.
49:02Good luck
49:03and don't fuck it up.
49:09I never needed you
49:11to be strong.
49:13I never needed you
49:14for pointing out
49:15my wrongs.
49:16I never needed pain.
49:18I never needed strain.
49:20My love for you
49:21was strong enough,
49:21you should have known.
49:23I never needed you
49:24for judgment.
49:26I never needed you
49:28to question what I spend.
49:30I never asked for help.
49:31I take care of myself.
49:33I don't know why you think
49:34you got a hold on me.
49:37And it's a little
49:38living conversations.
49:40There isn't anything
49:41for you to say.
49:43And my eyes hurt,
49:46hate,
49:46shiver.
49:47So look at me
49:48and listen to me.
49:51Because
49:52I don't want to
49:54say another minute.
49:56I don't want you
49:58to say a single word.
50:00Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush.
50:02There is no other way.
50:04I'll get the final say.
50:06Because I don't want to
50:08do this any longer.
50:10I don't want you.
50:12There's nothing left to say.
50:13Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush.
50:15I've already spoken.
50:17All of this broken.
50:19Baby, hush, hush.
50:25First I was afraid.
50:26I was petrified.
50:28Kept thinking I could never live
50:30without you by myself.
50:32But I spent all so many nights
50:34thinking how you did me wrong.
50:35But I grew strong.
50:37I learned how to carry on.
50:46Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush.
50:49I've already spoken.
50:51All of this broken.
50:52Baby, hold on my heart.
50:54I will survive.
50:56Oh, as long as I know
50:58how to love, I know I'm still alive.
51:00I've got all my life to live.
51:01I've got all my love to give.
51:03And I will survive.
51:04I will survive.
51:06Oh, oh, oh.
51:14Hush, hush, hush, hush.
51:16All of this broken.
51:18All of this broken.
51:20Baby, hush, hush.
51:21Woo!
51:27Yeah, Thomas.
51:32Queens, we have made our decision.
51:43Miss Fierce-licious,
51:45Shantae, you stay.
52:00Eureka,
52:01your charm doesn't just light up the stage.
52:04It illuminates the world.
52:06Now, Shantae,
52:08away.
52:11We love you so much.
52:12We love you, Eureka.
52:12I love you, too.
52:17Just do it.
52:19Just do it.
52:20Just do it, girls, okay?
52:21We love you so much.
52:22We love you all, too.
52:23You're so uttered to me, y'all.
52:25I just can't thank all of you enough.
52:28I love you.
52:28I love you.
52:28We love you.
52:29We love you so much.
52:30Woo!
52:31Woo!
52:34Woo!
52:34I love you fucking bitches.
52:35Y'all better wear it the fuck out.
52:40The weight of the world is off my shoulders in this moment because I'm realizing today that winning doesn't mean
52:45everything.
52:46Girl, I hope they got enough lipstick.
52:48I'm tired of searching for validation from someone else to believe that I am enough.
52:54And I'm tired of competing.
52:55I want to live.
52:57And I want to live healthy.
52:58I am proud to be sober.
53:01And I don't care who knows it.
53:02Because you should ask for help if you need it.
53:05Period.
53:07You know, I got to make it the most.
53:08They'd be like, girl, it wouldn't be the same if it wasn't.
53:11Boom, bitch.
53:12Oh, I found some peace.
53:15Miss A, now go find yours.
53:17Have fun cleaning that shit off, Fierce.