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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E06
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00:07No, y me llamó mi hija de Texas en medianoche, sí, sin respetar la hora, ajá, llorando, sí, porque se
00:16peleó con el novio, claro que contesté, no, pero es una bendición, para que se libre de ese bueno para
00:25nada, ajá, ajá.
00:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43Es cierto, no, menidas tan grandes, sí, tan tan grande darme las dos, ya, eso.
01:02¡Ay, Dios mío!
01:07¡Tres gunshots!
01:14¿Crees que esto fue una invasión de casa?
01:15¡Ah, es demasiado difícil para decir!
01:17Pero es mucho que se esconde para una invasión y bastante acúrate, también.
01:34¡Espera!
01:49¡Oh, no!
01:50¡Aquí salve!
01:51¡Ahí sí, Uy!
01:52¡A Tres!
01:53¡No!
01:54¡A Tres!
01:55¡Algún!
01:56¡No!
01:58¡Algún!
01:58¡Uy!
01:58¡La L thì!
01:59No. Ammonia.
02:08Someone tried to clean up over here.
02:17Buckle up, Hernández.
02:19Looks like we got ourselves a murder.
02:28In a house of stone.
02:31The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat.
02:37I never knew how far the ride was gonna go.
02:41Till I look back at the smoke.
02:45You can't keep up with the Joneses.
02:50Don't wanna run for the roses.
02:54I got my pocket of posies.
03:00Sometimes I wonder why.
03:03Sometimes I wonder why.
03:05I just don't have the Joneses.
03:10Don't wanna smell the dying roses.
03:15I got my pocket full of posies.
03:20I got my pocket full of posies.
03:23The Joneses.
03:41I can't believe this happened while we were home.
03:43Did you see or hear anything between 6 last night and 6 this morning?
03:47We're never on this side of the house.
03:49The front of your house?
03:51What about the security cameras?
03:53We were home last night.
03:55We don't generally arm the system when we're home.
03:57It's a pretty safe neighborhood.
04:00So when was the last time you saw Mr. Levitt?
04:02Paul moved out a few months ago.
04:04They're in the middle of a divorce.
04:06So the last time you saw Mr. Levitt was when he moved out?
04:09Oh no, he's been around.
04:10He plays golf at the club and comes to all the social events.
04:15I'm sorry.
04:16Do you need to deal with that?
04:18No, it's just the crushed oyster shells for the patanque court.
04:21Of course.
04:21So Paul, he was a friend of yours.
04:24I guess you could say that.
04:26Can you think of anyone that may have wanted to hurt him?
04:30Or anyone that might have threatened him?
04:32No, not really.
04:34Didn't you say that he got in a fight at Nick's?
04:36That wasn't anything.
04:37Who's Nick?
04:38Nick Brandes.
04:41The NBA player.
04:44Oh.
04:44Yeah, he lives a few blocks down.
04:47So this Nick Brandes got into a fight with Mr. Levitt.
04:51That hardly seems like a fair fight.
04:53No.
04:54No, Nick was having the party.
04:56Okay, so who did Mr. Levitt have a fight with at this party?
05:03There's only one way this could have gone.
05:05Hey.
05:05Hey, Coop.
05:07I mean, my money is on Sam.
05:09Right.
05:10They're at each other's throats with this divorce.
05:12Now it all goes to her.
05:14She's got motive, opportunity.
05:16Grace said Sam was out of town.
05:19Well, now the guys who invested in Paul's restaurants are pretty mobbed up.
05:22Maybe he pissed off the wrong guy.
05:24Or it could be random.
05:25Great. Professional head.
05:26Serial killer.
05:28Fuck.
05:30I'm getting a gun.
05:31What do you think, Coop?
05:32I think as soon as Gordy gets a gun, it's only a matter of time before he shoots his own
05:35dick off.
05:38Fuck you.
05:40Miss Levitt.
05:41Thank you for getting here so quickly.
05:43From Boston.
05:45Of course.
05:46I left the minute you called.
05:47I'm very sorry for your loss.
05:49I don't know how I'm going to tell my boys.
05:53Paul could be a real prick, but, you know, he's still their father.
05:57Well, I spoke to your parents and they confirmed that you and your sons were with them all night last
06:04night, celebrating a birthday.
06:06Thank God we went.
06:07I don't want to think what would have happened if we were home.
06:11Speaking of which, why was Mr. Levitt at your house? He no longer lived there, right?
06:17He got himself a small place over in Pound Ridge, but he never fully moved out, you know? So every,
06:23so often he shows up to get something.
06:25And you're okay with that?
06:26Um, not really, no.
06:30But what am I going to do about it?
06:32When I said I was going to change the locks, he threatened to stop paying the mortgage.
06:36I was just trying to keep things as peaceful as I could for the kids.
06:40He didn't make it easy.
06:53You're aware that you're the sole beneficiary of a $20 million life insurance policy in your husband's name?
06:59I was going to get a healthy amount from our divorce settlement.
07:02Hmm. Now you get it all.
07:08I apologize. Um, I gotta ask these questions.
07:11Oh, that wasn't a question.
07:12No, I guess it wasn't.
07:15So, your husband left you for a much younger woman. That must have made you angry.
07:21No. He was begging me to come back.
07:25And you didn't want him back?
07:27This divorce was the best thing that could have happened to me.
07:30Paul was no picnic. I mean, this is the first time in my life I'm not taking care of a
07:35man.
07:35You're not seeing anyone else?
07:37For now, I'm happy to focus on my kids and then me.
07:41When was the last time you spoke to your husband?
07:43Last night.
07:45Did you speak often?
07:47He called a lot. He was having trouble letting go.
07:50How did he sound?
07:52Drunk. Sad. Angry. The usual.
07:57Did Paul have any enemies that you're aware of?
08:00Not really, no.
08:03What about Andrew Cooper?
08:07I'm sorry, what?
08:09Well, apparently Paul and Mr. Cooper got into a fight a couple of weeks ago at a party.
08:14You look surprised.
08:17Coop and Mel are friends from the neighborhood.
08:22I haven't heard anything about a fight.
08:24And Mel is, uh, Mr. Cooper's wife.
08:27Ex-wife.
08:28Tell me about your husband's businesses, uh, the restaurants.
08:33No, Paul kept me at arm's length for all of that. I wasn't involved.
08:37Maybe you could look into his investors.
08:39Paul was always kind of paranoid about them.
08:43From what I gathered, they were somewhat sketchy.
08:45Did Paul own a gun?
08:46Yeah. I told you he was kind of paranoid.
08:51Do you know what kind?
08:53No. I don't know anything about guns.
08:56I told him to keep his in his office.
08:58He got me one too, but I've never used it.
09:00It's in the safe back at the house.
09:04I can give you the combination.
09:08You can check. It's never been fired.
09:12Um...
09:13It's one of those small ones.
09:16I don't know.
09:21Are we finished here?
09:22I'm sorry. I have to check in on my boys.
09:25Yeah, of course.
09:31You don't trust her?
09:33Do you?
09:34The alibi checks out. I spoke to the parents myself.
09:37Well, it doesn't mean she wasn't involved.
09:39We'll check on that gun in the safe.
09:41Got it.
09:42Out with the old and with the new.
09:45That's the girlfriend?
09:46Yeah.
09:47Paul certainly has some game. I'll give him that.
09:50It was transactional.
09:52How do you know?
09:53Look at her.
09:54You're a very cynical person. Anyone ever tell you that?
09:56What are you, a romantic?
09:58I just like to see the good in people.
10:00Especially when they look like that.
10:02You want me to take this one?
10:04Wouldn't you love that?
10:05Why don't you go check on that gun?
10:07I tried Sam again. She's still not picking up.
10:10I mean, her phone must be blowing up.
10:11She'll see you called.
10:13It feels so awful for her.
10:15The boys.
10:16I know.
10:17Paul could be kind of a dick, but he wasn't a bad guy.
10:21Really?
10:22No, not really.
10:25You ready for your trip tomorrow?
10:26It just feels kind of wrong to go right now.
10:29I'm wondering if I should let Tori and Coop go alone.
10:30I mean, these college recruiting trips are a big deal.
10:33I think it'll be good for Tori to have both of her parents focused on her for a bit.
10:37Considering, you know.
10:38That she hates us.
10:39She doesn't hate you.
10:41Hey, you think, uh, you think it'll be strange being back there with Coop?
10:46What do you mean?
10:47It's where you all fell in love.
10:49No!
10:52Just hope he doesn't forget that it's tomorrow.
11:07Mr. Cooper, I'm Detective Lynn, Westmont PD.
11:12What can I do for you, Detective?
11:13I'm sure you heard that your friend Paul Levitt was shot and killed last night.
11:17Yes.
11:18It's terrible.
11:18I think we're all still in shock.
11:20Do you mind if I come in for a minute?
11:23No.
11:24Please.
11:24By all means.
11:28Can I offer you something to drink?
11:31No.
11:32You live alone?
11:34Yeah.
11:35Well, not exactly.
11:37Not right now.
11:38My sister temporarily hits the mess.
11:40So, about Mr. Levitt.
11:42I heard there's no love lost between you two.
11:46I wouldn't say that.
11:47No?
11:48I heard you got into a fight at a party.
11:53Oh, that.
11:54Um, well, it wasn't really a fight.
11:57It was just sort of Paul being Paul.
11:59Well, now Paul's being dead, so I gotta ask you what the fight was about.
12:03Well, I honestly don't remember.
12:05We were both drinking, and I said something he didn't like.
12:09He shoved me.
12:11You know, we were both pretty drunk, if I'm being honest.
12:15Is there any reason why you wouldn't be?
12:17Drunk?
12:18Honest.
12:18None at all.
12:21Do you get into a lot of fights, Mr. Cooper?
12:23No.
12:24Because those bruises on your knuckles look a little too fresh to be from the fight with Paul.
12:28Yeah. Well, like I said, it wasn't a fight, and this is a tennis injury.
12:34Tennis.
12:36Happens more often than you think.
12:38Can I ask you where you were last night?
12:40Seriously?
12:41Gotta rule you out.
12:44I was at the Q nightclub in Manhattan.
12:48Q-U-E-U-E.
12:50Did you go with anyone?
12:52I did not.
12:53You went by yourself?
12:55I find you're far more likely to leave with someone if you don't go with someone.
12:59Did you leave with someone?
13:00I didn't.
13:01Is that unusual for you?
13:03Less and less so.
13:06What time did you arrive home?
13:08I want to say midnight.
13:11Spent the rest of the night here, hanging with my sister.
13:14You're a little old to be going to nightclubs, huh?
13:17No shit.
13:17I'm newly single, and it's not like I'm going to meet people out here.
13:22You know, Samantha Levitt is also newly single and very attractive.
13:28Do you know she's seen anyone?
13:30No idea.
13:32She's friendlier with my ex.
13:33I heard that she and Paul were having a pretty bad divorce.
13:37Do you know of any good ones?
13:38Yeah. I guess you would know.
13:42I'm sorry, Detective Lynn. Do you have a problem with me?
13:45No.
13:47Of course not. What would make you think that?
13:49I guess it's just your sunny disposition.
13:52Yeah, well, I get that a lot.
13:54Thank you for your time, Mr. Cooper.
13:56Sure. Let me, uh, walk you out.
14:11You're sure there's a cure that you have found that found it.
14:23You think one dream will shrink you till you're underground and living out.
14:38But it's not going to stop.
14:43But it's not going to stop.
14:44It's not going to stop.
14:49Till you wise up.
14:57Prepare a list of what you need.
15:00Before you sign away the deed.
15:03But if not going to...
15:08I think the last time I did one of these was probably with you.
15:12Not exactly a grown-up shrink.
15:14No.
15:15Hey, you were really great.
15:17Thank you.
15:21You really were, by the way.
15:23People were really vibing.
15:25Thanks.
15:27You know, I'm surprised to see you here.
15:29I figured your pub days were long over.
15:32I mean, now that you have a family and all.
15:34Kidding?
15:36It's the only time I really get to myself.
15:38And your wife is okay with this?
15:40I'm not sure she notices I'm gone.
15:45Sorry. Oversharing.
15:47Yeah, you're really bringing the mood down.
15:49Sorry.
15:50Just shut up and drink.
15:51Okay.
15:52Cheers.
15:57You're calm.
15:59I'm hungry.
16:01How are you going to eat?
16:03They start to recognize me, but it's been a long time.
16:06Sometimes they call me, sometimes they don't.
16:08Yes, but it's good money when they pay you.
16:10It's good money.
16:11It's a good money.
16:12Did you call my mom?
16:14Yes.
16:16Oh, shit.
16:21Holy shit.
16:22What?
16:26Uh...
16:27Uh...
16:28Si.
16:28No.
16:29No.
16:30Tengo que hacer una llamada.
16:32Oye, quería hablarte de algo.
16:34Si, perdón.
16:34Dame un ratito.
16:45I mean, this is a nightmare.
16:48They haven't accused me, but...
16:49You know, they always suspect the wife.
16:51Yeah, well, I think they're looking at me, too, after the fight I had with Paul.
16:54Yeah, I heard about that.
16:55What happened there?
16:56Oh, it was...
16:57You know, it was nothing.
16:59Really.
17:00Were you defending my honor?
17:01That's sweet.
17:04Speaking of which, the cops asked me if I'd been seeing anyone.
17:08Well, I hope you told them no.
17:10Of course I said no.
17:11Last thing I need is Mel and everyone else icing me out, but thanks for your concern.
17:15You know, I am concerned.
17:17Yeah.
17:18Just not for me.
17:19Sam.
17:38Hey!
17:42Back.
17:46Excited?
17:47Not as much as you and Mom, apparently.
17:48You're gonna love it.
17:50Don't embarrass me.
17:51I make no promises.
17:53Hey, Dad.
17:54Glad you can make it.
17:55It wasn't up to me.
17:56That's the spirit.
17:58You're suspended, buddy.
17:59We own you.
18:00Trust me, you'll be glad you came.
18:03Road trip!
18:04You're in a good mood.
18:06Always.
18:07Really?
18:09I saw the pieces.
18:12Yep.
18:13I saw the sun going down.
18:17Speed up the beginning.
18:19Are we there yet?
18:20I will punch you in this.
18:20Okay.
18:21Speed up the beginning.
18:24I know the reasons.
18:29I'm down at the bottom of it.
18:33Hey, Mom.
18:34Do you think Sam killed Paul?
18:35What?
18:36Don't be ridiculous.
18:38Why is it so ridiculous?
18:39Didn't you ever want to kill Dad?
18:40Yeah.
18:41Thank you.
18:42The point is I...
18:43Right here.
18:44I didn't.
18:45Right.
18:45Yeah.
18:46You just divorced him.
18:47All right.
18:48I know I should have just had Jacob with me.
18:50I don't understand why this had to become a family trip.
18:53Because it's college, honey.
18:55And taking your kids to college is a big deal.
18:57You don't want to waste that on some dumb boyfriend
18:58who's not even gonna be around in a couple of years.
19:00Why are you such an asshole to him?
19:02Instinct.
19:03Okay.
19:03Well, I hate to break it to you, but Jake's not going anywhere.
19:05But you are.
19:06What does that mean?
19:07Can we talk about something else?
19:09It means that two weeks after you get to college,
19:11you will be done with him, if not sooner.
19:13I'm sorry, but not all of us just walk out on the people we love, Dad.
19:16You don't love him.
19:17Really?
19:19What do you know about love?
19:20Hey!
19:21No, it's fine.
19:22Let her speak.
19:22It's not fine.
19:23No, I want to hear what she has to say.
19:24No, seriously, Dad.
19:25What do you know about love?
19:26I know what it feels like to have it, and I know how it tears you apart when you lose
19:29it.
19:30This may sound stupid to you, but sometimes you know more about love by losing it than having it in
19:34the first place.
19:35I know what it's like to see the little girl who used to hold my hand every day grow up
19:40and roll her eyes at me and speak to me with such contempt that it makes it hard for me
19:43to breathe.
19:49Dad?
19:54Jesus, sweetheart. I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't know why I said any of that. I'm really, really sorry.
20:04Let's just... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
20:20I know. You want some water, you guys?
20:23There's water in there.
20:24Oh?
20:24Okay.
20:32Hope you don't mind. I have to get my shots in.
20:34Fine.
20:35Already gave me the heads up. You're here to talk about Paul?
20:37I heard you had quite the party here.
20:42Nah. It was actually pretty tame.
20:43I heard that one of your guests got carried out in an ambulance.
20:46Yeah, yeah. I feel bad about that. I mean, sometimes I forget who I'm playing with.
20:50I also heard there was a fight of some sort between Mr. Levitt and Andrew Cooper.
20:55No, that wasn't a fight. That was just two middle-aged white dudes letting off some steam.
21:00Do you know what it was about?
21:03Uh, no. No idea. Oh, but Paul, he's always been something of a hothead.
21:08And Mr. Cooper?
21:10Coop?
21:11No.
21:13No, Coop's not a fighter.
21:15If he was, he'd have taken a swing at me a long time ago.
21:18Why is that?
21:19I'm dating his wife. Ex-wife.
21:21And he went to your party?
21:23Yeah. Yeah, I was surprised too.
21:42Hey, this is Andrew Cooper. Send me a text.
21:56Hi, everyone. Uh, welcome to Princeton.
22:00Oh, Coop.
22:02We're just waiting for one or two more stragglers, and then we'll get started.
22:09Hey, so, um, they want to show me the team facilities.
22:12But, sweetie, it's the tour. We have the tour.
22:14Oh, okay.
22:14Can they show you out for us?
22:16Well, okay, but they said they can show me around.
22:20Okay, uh, well, call us when you want to meet up.
22:23Okay, cool. Thanks, guys.
22:27Yeah, we're not gonna hear from her again, are we?
22:29Nope.
22:32And Hunter doesn't need to toll Princeton just yet?
22:36Wherever?
22:37Don't worry. I've got something else planned for him.
22:40What?
22:44We've got all the same tech as any professional recording studio.
22:48Uh, Logic Pro, 72-channel analog mixing console, custom, uh, Gryphon subwoofers up there.
22:56We've got access to every instrument you can think of and thousands more in the digital banks.
22:59So, Ultraviolet Studios is usually reserved for students, but I figured you could come in today, do your thing.
23:06Are you serious?
23:07We're training two bands to produce a few demos, which you can totally sit in on if you want.
23:12And afterwards, there will be time for you to play around.
23:15Sound good?
23:15Sounds great.
23:17Okay.
23:17Let's go.
23:20Oh.
23:22We'll come get you later for dinner.
23:24Bye.
23:30I called in a favor.
23:33How many favors do you gotta call in to get him in here?
23:36We just need to get him into college, period. Then he'll figure it out and find his people.
23:40Like we did.
23:43Yeah.
23:47So, we seem to have the day to ourselves.
23:49We do?
23:50Any ideas?
23:53Follow me.
23:55Ooh.
24:07Everything okay?
24:08Yeah. This is the guy's playing detective.
24:12What is the prevailing theory?
24:15Lone sharks.
24:16God, that is so awful.
24:18I can't even imagine.
24:20Yeah.
24:20Okay.
24:21Let's make a deal.
24:23Let's not talk about real life.
24:24At all.
24:25Just for today.
24:28And if I do?
24:30If you do, you have to take a shot.
24:33You got it.
24:35Speaking of which...
24:36Oh, no. I already took care of it.
24:37Oh.
24:37Thank you.
24:40Thank you.
24:43Rest, Chandler.
24:45Rest, Chandler.
24:46And banish thoughts of care.
24:47Drink to my friends.
24:49I recommend you.
24:55Ah.
24:57This is weird.
25:01Time warp.
25:03I can't believe how little this place has changed.
25:05I mean, if it ain't broke.
25:08Hey, you think Thomas Sweet still has my fireballs?
25:11Because I ate all the ones you gave me for my birthday.
25:15Thank you for that. It was a treat.
25:17My pleasure.
25:19By the way, did Nick recover from the party?
25:21Oh, less than two minutes in and you already broke your own rule.
25:24Yes, I suppose I did.
25:25Uh, excuse me?
25:26Can we get shots of Jägermeister?
25:28Two?
25:29Actually, you know what? Bring the bottle.
25:31Yeah, sure.
25:31I didn't say it had to be Jägermeister.
25:33But I needed it. It was in pie.
25:35Oh, boy.
25:36Here you go.
25:37Oh, okay.
25:39Thank you.
25:40Yep.
25:47Good?
25:48Yeah.
25:50Really?
25:50No.
25:57God damn it!
25:58Did they get with the oil? Am I excited?
26:01Ah!
26:18Nice.
26:19Wow.
26:19Five seconds.
26:20Five seconds.
26:21You didn't get any of them in.
26:23I don't know how that works.
26:28Open it wider.
26:30It's a tiny bag!
26:35Okay, okay, okay.
26:37We got it.
26:39Bag of candy.
26:42One bag of candy.
26:45It looks so good.
26:50Hang on.
26:56Excuse me, ma'am.
26:58I think you forgot to pay for that jam.
27:00I'm sorry?
27:02Well, I'm sure it's a simple mistake,
27:04but you had just walked out with that jar of jam
27:06and hadn't paid.
27:09We just got the fireballs.
27:11We didn't...
27:12I saw you take it.
27:14Now, I'm not looking to cause you any trouble.
27:16So why don't you just follow me back inside and...
27:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, pal.
27:19She didn't take your jam.
27:21Look, I don't know what the hell is going on here.
27:24But why don't you show me what's in your purse?
27:26She didn't take anything.
27:28All right?
27:29So you can walk away,
27:31or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell that you did.
27:47Who are you?
27:50Who are you?
27:52Your son?
27:54Hi, baby.
27:55Hey.
27:55Uh, Gretty and X really like this arrangement I made.
27:58They invited some friends over to blow it out.
27:59You think I could skip dinner?
28:01Of course you can, but just make sure you eat, okay?
28:03Uh, yeah.
28:05I think they were ordering something called a fat sandwich.
28:09All right, baby.
28:10It'll be delish.
28:12Just text us later.
28:13Sure.
28:21Fat sandwich.
28:23The cops still have the house locked down,
28:26so I'm just picking up a few necessities.
28:28Yeah, where are you gonna stay?
28:29I'm staying at the Opus Hotel.
28:31How are the kids doing?
28:33They've tired themselves out in the yard.
28:35Dad's got them taking baths now.
28:37Thanks, Mom.
28:38I miss them.
28:39They're not going anywhere, honey.
28:40You take care of what you got to.
28:43You want to talk to Michael?
28:45No.
28:46It'll feel like I'm lying to him.
28:48I'll just, I'll call you tomorrow?
28:50Okay.
28:50Okay.
28:51Bye.
28:51All right, love you.
28:53Hi.
28:53Can I help you find anything?
28:55No, thanks.
28:56I'm just restocking.
28:57Well, we just got some great new product lines in.
29:00You'll love these retinol eye patches.
29:02Great for fine lines.
29:03That puffiness.
29:05I'm, I'm good.
29:05Thanks.
29:06Okay.
29:08I'm obsessed with your freckles.
29:10Sorry.
29:11They're so cute.
29:12You can tell if you look really, really close.
29:15There's just a little bit of an age spot.
29:17And the tech neck.
29:18Don't worry about it.
29:19I get it, too.
29:20I'm sorry.
29:21What was your name?
29:22Oh, I'm Keely.
29:23Keely.
29:24I'm just picking up a few days worth of things,
29:26so, you know, I'm good.
29:27Oh, are you visiting from out of town?
29:28No, I live here.
29:30Then why only a few days?
29:32Uh, well, Keely, since you asked, um, my husband was just murdered in the foyer of our house,
29:38which is now a crime scene.
29:40Which is why I'm staying at a hotel.
29:42Which is why I need new products.
29:44Which is why, as you so acutely observed, I might be in dire need of retinol eye patches.
29:51We were in the middle of a very nasty divorce.
29:55So there's a part of me, a disturbingly large one, that is relieved that he's dead.
30:00But, I mean, Keely, I'm feeling guilty as fuck about that.
30:03Because he's the father of my kids, for God's sake.
30:07I mean, what kind of person does that make me?
30:09You know, and I don't mind telling you any of that.
30:11Because, I mean, who the hell are you, right?
30:12The thing is, I was just starting to finally own being a divorcee.
30:18And then, all of a sudden, I'm a goddamn widow?
30:20I mean, my whole sense of identity is out the window.
30:23Along with the Kubler-Ross model.
30:25So, on top of being cast out of my home, I've got this Jenga tower of, like, guilt and grief
30:32and confusion and anger to process.
30:35Which I was trying and failing miserably to do when you pranced over here.
30:39So, if I were you, what I would do is I would pick my jaw up off the table.
30:43And I would go check out that customer over there by the Laura Mercier.
30:47Because it looks like she actually needs your help.
30:50Yes. Um, I should probably...
30:52Yeah.
30:57Is it?
30:59Oh, good.
31:01Oh, good.
31:02Oh, good.
31:06Yeah.
31:12What was that?
31:13Real wife.
31:15Your girlfriend?
31:17No.
31:17Lady friend?
31:18Off.
31:19Off.
31:22In 18 years of marriage, I never saw you turn your phone off.
31:24Well, it helps it last longer.
31:26Oh, the marriage?
31:26The battery.
31:32This is the nicest time I've had with you in years.
31:35It's because you, my friend, are drunk.
31:37I am.
31:38Mm-hmm.
31:40And in the spirit of that, I have a confession to make.
31:55Hey.
31:58I chewed that guy out.
31:59I know.
32:00You were brilliant.
32:02Why?
32:06You never wanted to steal anything?
32:10Sweetheart, hello, hello again.
32:12Shaboom and over me again.
32:14Ain't all nothing wrong.
32:17Ooh.
32:19Shaboom.
32:19I do.
32:20I do.
32:20I do.
32:22I do.
32:23I do.
32:23I do.
32:24I do.
32:26I do.
32:26I do.
32:26I do.
32:35I do.
32:48¡Gracias!
33:12¡Gracias!
33:13You're new.
33:15I know, because we only have six real fans.
33:19The club is only letting us sing here because their sound system blew out last week.
33:23What do you mean? You're all so good.
33:26Yeah, try to contain that enthusiasm.
33:32Everyone always said the things which got your ass kicked in high school
33:35would get you laid in college.
33:38And do you get laid?
33:41At least I don't get my ass kicked anymore.
33:45Just get it. There we go.
33:46That was upside down.
33:48It's in. Now watch. You just give it all.
33:53And I've taken the lock into Jesus' house.
34:01Shhh.
34:02Shhh.
34:04Shhh.
34:04This is a charge.
34:05This house of worship, you have to be very respectful.
34:08You, you, stay.
34:09You sit.
34:10You sit here.
34:11What are we doing?
34:11Shhh. I'm gonna go.
34:13I have to run near it.
34:14Stay. Stay here.
34:16Shhh.
34:17What are you doing?
34:18Shhh.
34:31You are going to hell.
34:32Yes.
34:33Tell me something I don't know.
34:34Crackers.
34:35For your jam.
34:36I'll see you there.
34:37Right?
34:37You've washed your knife.
34:38There I am.
34:52No.
34:54Huh.
35:07Get that or something.
35:11¿Por qué?
35:16No me quitar, Bailey.
35:18Me fui a la hija.
35:20¿Qué?
35:23¿Por qué?
35:23Sí, yo me fui a la hija.
35:25Y me fui a la hija.
35:31No, no, no.
35:32No, no.
35:32No, no, no.
35:33No, no, no.
35:33No, no, no.
35:34No, no.
35:37I'm just waiting for him.
35:40He is a bastard.
35:42You always hated him.
35:43Yeah, you are correct.
35:43But that money sure helped.
35:47How bad is it?
35:49It's not great.
35:52Are you going to be okay?
35:54Yeah.
35:55It's not but that, no.
35:56I have several other opportunities
35:58that I'm pursuing.
35:59We'll be fine.
36:02I'm sorry, Coop.
36:04Well, don't be.
36:34I'm sorry, too.
36:39I took my eye off the ball, and way before you and Nick started up.
36:46How do you say that I feel a lot less guilty?
36:49Do you?
36:50Yeah.
36:53In that case, I absolve you.
37:26What the hell?
37:29I had left my phone.
37:32Found it.
37:33Got it.
37:33Thank you.
37:34Thank you, Father.
37:34Thanks so much.
37:36Bless you.
37:49Thank you.
38:00Thank you.
38:11Thank you.
38:16Thank you.
38:19Thank you.
38:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
38:58We're driving the opposite direction.
38:59We just started all over someplace new.
39:05Sounds nice.
39:09Don't run away with me, Mel.
39:19Can't hide forever.
39:31No.
39:35No.
39:36No.
39:38No.
39:40No.
40:03No, no, no.
40:30Just so you know, you're not getting laid.
40:32Virgin?
40:33Boyfriend.
40:34You have a boyfriend?
40:36Does it matter?
40:38Not really.
40:48I'll be a gentleman.
41:14You know, I can sing to you.
41:15Please don't.
41:16Yeah.
41:27Would it be okay if I masturbated?
41:29Whoa.
41:30There you go.
41:31Oh, boy.
41:32That is a color.
41:37You had fun last night, huh?
41:39You made some good choices.
41:45I don't think it's going to last with Jake.
41:48Well, that's a good choice.
41:51Dad.
41:52Quiet.
41:52I'm having a moment.
41:54Why did you hate him so much?
41:55I didn't hate him.
41:56I just knew he wouldn't measure up.
42:00I'd say that about anybody.
42:01Yes, I would.
42:04But listen, one of these days you're going to meet somebody and they're going to be tall
42:07and handsome and smart and sensitive and all of the things.
42:12Well, you'll still hate him.
42:13Yes.
42:13Yeah.
42:14I most likely will.
42:16Listen to me.
42:18I know it feels like your life is constantly being reset right now.
42:22That's got to be terrifying.
42:23But trust me, the best thing about being young is that there's very little that you can do
42:28right now that can't be undone.
42:34Yeah.
42:36Maybe that's always true.
42:40Maybe things just take a lot more effort when you get older.
42:45Maybe I ever tell you you're wise beyond your years.
42:48Before you answer that, I'd like to remind you that you still smell like puke.
42:51Yeah.
42:51Oh.
42:52Come on.
42:56Come on.
42:59Hmm.
43:00Hmm.
43:06Hmm.
43:09Hmm.
43:10Hmm.
43:11Hmm.
43:11Hmm.
43:11Hmm.
43:11Hmm.
43:11Hmm.
43:38What is it about this song that you guys like so much?
43:42It's atrocious.
43:43What?
43:44Oh, my God.
43:44He spends one day in a recording suit.
43:46Now he's a critic.
43:46Oh, no.
43:47God, please.
43:47Turn it off.
43:48My ears are bleeding.
43:49Turn it up?
43:49Right?
43:50Yeah, no.
43:50We can turn it up.
43:51It's fine.
43:51Yeah.
43:52Yeah.
43:52Here it comes.
43:52No, Dad.
43:53A little more.
43:54No.
43:55Yeah.
43:56Makes you feel better, doesn't it?
44:04Hey, we should stop for dinner.
44:12Hey, we should stop for dinner.
44:12You guys want to get dinner?
44:13Say yes.
44:13I'm coming.
44:14Okay.
44:17This is what happens.
44:20You're cast out into the world and spend your life instinctively gathering.
44:24Love, sex, family, friends, houses, cars, experiences.
44:29You never stop gathering.
44:31And it's only as you get older that you start to notice the things you're losing along the
44:35way.
44:35And that's when regret starts to grow.
44:38Like a tumor in your belly.
44:41But there are rare moments of clarity when you can see your life laid out in front of
44:45you.
44:45All the cogs and the wheels, the right and wrong turns, the triumphs and the heartaches.
44:49And in those moments you can actually catch sight of the things that really matter.
44:53The things that make you whole.
44:54The things without which your heaven instantly becomes a hell of your own making.
45:00In those moments you know in your heart what it is you have to do.
45:04What it is you have to save.
45:06At any cost.
45:14Oh, hey.
45:15Where are you going?
45:16I'm going to get an umbrella out of Mel's car.
45:17It's really starting to come down.
45:19Ah.
45:20Hey, it's kind of surreal seeing you and Mel out with a family like this.
45:23It used to be.
45:24Oh, it didn't.
45:25So, um, something going on there?
45:29It's just dinner, Bernie.
45:32If you say so.
45:34This time alone with my family, with Mel,
45:37had woken me up and given me the thing I hadn't even realized I'd been missing.
45:41Hope.
45:42Hope.
45:44It was like a fog had lifted.
45:47I saw what I had lost and I was going to get it back.
45:51It wasn't going to be easy,
45:52but I knew I could do it.
45:54Hey!
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