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pushers s01e06 skyfire
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00:00MUSIC
00:12Lenny is onto us!
00:15Get me close enough. I'll throw a punch.
00:17Can't promise where it'll land, but he'll die.
00:20We need to be smarter than mindlessly murdering a man.
00:28It's not what Maz would have wanted.
00:30You make it sound like he's dead.
00:35Well, his bladder's dead, and it would be weird to say
00:38it's not what Maz's bladder would have wanted.
00:41I'm ready to kill.
00:42With an 80-unit injection of insulin,
00:44Lenny Kennedy will have a sudden glucose drop,
00:46experiencing confusion before major seizures
00:48leading to overheating and his brain to die.
00:52Oh. Well, unless he's a type 2 diabetic...
00:55Like Maz?
00:56In which case, it'll only make him stronger.
00:57What? I'm not diabetic.
01:01Hey, Maz. Get well soon, et cetera.
01:06I got you a little something,
01:08and I cut your favourite and go all that.
01:10With extra spice?
01:11What do I look like? A narrator?
01:16Oh, my God! That's it!
01:23What? All this violence makes me hungry.
01:27I've been running on watermelon vert fumes for two fucking days, man.
01:55I'll take care of the minibus, can I?
01:57Hey, will you get the kid off to a rexon?
01:59If you want something killing properly, you can do it yourself.
02:04Sit your ass down and don't move.
02:13I have apologised for breaking your recorder, my darling.
02:17I'm sure they'll have a spare one you can use.
02:20All right?
02:25Enjoy your time with Uncle Mikey, and I'll be back before you can say it.
02:32Fucking move!
02:33All right, then. Come on. This way.
02:36Sorry.
02:42I know why we get Lenny.
02:47Want to bite?
02:48We pick the pricks at death for the cactus?
02:50No, we...
02:51Drown him in curry. Face first in a big old vat.
02:53Anyone ask, we kill him who's a hungry boy, and he's asleep.
02:55No, we...
02:56We'll shoot him in his big fat bastard face.
03:00Then plant a tree in commemoration. Then piss on it.
03:05Oh, for fuck's sake, we plant the surprise on Lenny.
03:12My bag is full of it.
03:16And with the dirty money and Daphne.
03:21Those were important medical notes.
03:23I'll meet Lenny, begging forgiveness.
03:29My sincerest apologies for dealing drugs in your town.
03:39That's perfectly OK.
03:41I forgive you.
03:42And thank you for being such a fabulous daughter-in-law.
03:47Let's hope now.
03:48But beneath the dirty money is Daphne and a kilo of spice.
04:02Directly connected Lenny to the black's new supply line.
04:11So, what's my job?
04:14Harry can be my lockout.
04:28I shall take this bag of suspicious money away now.
04:31And they can alert their pellets over their rats, Lenny.
04:38Bye-bye.
04:40You're Nick, sunshine.
04:42Bad luck, old boy.
04:43With the bag.
04:46And then you and Max and Pat will leave town for a bit till the heat dies down.
04:59We'll be clear about drugs and we can finally go legit.
05:10OK?
05:10Where?
05:12Where?
05:13Can you say that again?
05:16Oh!
05:17This is their way out!
05:21Emily?
05:22Not their way out!
05:24Where is he?
05:25Get up, mate!
05:27Come here, please!
05:33Don't move!
05:36Don't move!
05:41Hiya, love.
05:42I'm looking for Mazzy and me.
05:44She came in last night.
05:45Nice fella.
05:46Stab wound.
05:49Look!
05:50Look!
05:50They're a whiteboard!
05:54Don't do a rabbit!
05:58Daddy's acting weird again.
06:00I think I've seen your girlfriend.
06:01And nobody cares about my recorder exam!
06:09Right, let's go, man.
06:11Let's go.
06:14Here.
06:17Steady, Daddy.
06:18That's it.
06:18Steady.
06:19Steady.
06:20It's all right, Daddy.
06:24Why don't they move like that bastard same?
06:33Come on.
06:34Mate, you're doing all right?
06:36You know, like, no bladder and that.
06:38It's just, like, real life changing shit, you know?
06:42I'll be all right.
06:43I think we'll all have weebugs one day.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Save so much time.
06:49Yeah.
06:53There you go.
06:54I just went whilst making eye contact with you.
06:58Right.
07:01All right, come on, let's go.
07:02Go, go, go, go, go, go.
07:08Come on.
07:11Here, how are you in?
07:14Push!
07:15Well done, you.
07:17Push!
07:18Here we are.
07:19I can't be quite some time ago, Doctor.
07:21No, no, we're not.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:26Is that thing the baby?
07:28That's her anus.
07:30She's doing a poo.
07:31Why?
07:39That can't be arse, Sean.
07:41It's not me.
07:41My name's...
07:46Sean.
07:48Well, it is me.
07:48We've not seen you in a while, love.
07:50Shall I pop a kettle up?
07:56Oi!
07:57Stop!
07:58Fuck!
08:00Oh!
08:01Let me be safe!
08:03Move!
08:06Oh, mate.
08:09Just move, yeah?
08:09Oh, my God.
08:16Oh, fuck!
08:20Fuck!
08:26Yeah!
08:28Am I?
08:29Dad!
08:30Where's now my blood?
08:33Isn't it strange?
08:34You can stay there you
08:46We're too far gone for a section. We're too far, mate. We are at the second stage
08:51So maybe a Bontusa advisable. Oh, yeah, right. My old friend Bontaloo. Yeah, nice and hot like
08:56Yeah, what?
08:59Always gets things moving. Did you just say Bontaloo? What is that? It's
09:04It's the same word. Think Bontaloo. It's the thing what you said. Vacuum extraction
09:11You want to suck the baby out that big old gash? Oh, God, I've messed up, haven't I?
09:19What the fuck am I looking at now? Doctor, you need to deliver this baby. I'm sorry I can't. I'm
09:26just not ready
09:27It's all right. It's all right. Don't worry. Maz, mate. Shall we do this?
09:32Yeah, yeah, I'm not nervous
09:40Right, all me back. All wet. Give it my bump. Bump action
09:46I'm sure about some of my life this off Kangol. You said that it'd help me with me confidence issues
09:52It's all one to me, too, man. Didn't fucking work. I'm sorry about that.
09:57I'm sorry about that.
10:14You're so fucked, little lady.
10:19You are so fucked, little lady.
10:27It's good!
10:36Is that gaffer, Tim?
10:41Stop! I'll help you!
10:47After you, fuckface.
10:50Oh! Oh, no!
10:52You have got some elephantine bollocks fucking about on my streets.
10:58What are you doing? Stop that.
11:01My apologies for dealing drugs in your town.
11:09I hate dealers like you. You fuckers.
11:13You spread misery like it was butter.
11:15I have kept this town clean for years.
11:18There are rules. Clear, simple rules.
11:23Why the fuck doesn't anybody get that?
11:26You're very welcome to buy my good, clean weed.
11:30You're very welcome to snort my good, clean jack.
11:33But if you want to huff some evil fucker's spice
11:37or inject shitty heroin into your penis
11:40so you end up with an infection
11:42and the NHS amputate your legs
11:44and you face a life of begging
11:46lying on the pavement drooling
11:48then fuck off to Hull!
11:52Agreed. Hull is shit.
11:56Oh, God!
12:00The baby looks distressed, Sceptre!
12:03The baby's distressed!
12:04Come on! I'm fucking distressed!
12:06Get out! Get out!
12:15That's it.
12:16I'm gonna vomit.
12:18Don't you dare throw in that open wound.
12:21Now, before I begin the procedure
12:23would the patient please consent
12:25to a group of student doctors witnessing you?
12:36Would you stop that?
12:41Excuse me.
12:43Do you work here?
12:44No. I mean, yes.
12:46Um, I work here.
12:47Um, yeah.
12:49Welcome.
12:50Is this recorder for sale?
12:52Um, yes.
12:54Um, it's foodie pens.
12:56Um, let me put in the case for you.
13:03Daddy?
13:04Yes?
13:05Why am I getting calls from my sister
13:07saying she's been abandoned?
13:08Oh.
13:09She has her exam in 20 minutes.
13:10And what the hell's going on here?
13:15Oh, here you are.
13:16Um...
13:18This is for you.
13:21It's a new recorder, love.
13:23For your exam.
13:25And this lovely bunny is for you.
13:27And it's for me too.
13:30It's a joint present.
13:33From you?
13:34No, it isn't.
13:37Come on, girl.
13:39Bye.
13:39Bye.
13:40Oh, no.
13:43Bye.
13:45Bye.
13:46Yeah, bye.
13:47Bye.
13:49Just text me later then, Em, yeah?
13:54What?
13:58Fuck it, man!
13:59Fuck it!
14:01Fuck it!
14:01That door opens here.
14:02You get in there.
14:02Look like you fucking belong there, man!
14:04I don't...
14:05I don't really think.
14:06I'm up to delivering another baby to them.
14:09Oi, stay there!
14:10Come on.
14:12You're mine.
14:14Alright, mate.
14:14I got you better.
14:20Heyo, big fella!
14:22Done almost, didn't it?
14:31Oh, God!
14:39Oh, God!
14:41Welcome to the inerection.
14:45Sanctum!
14:46Sanctum.
14:48Why are you covered in...
14:49in jam?
14:51It's the blood of a stranger.
14:55Why are you covered in jam?
14:59Also the blood of a stranger.
15:02Open this fucking door!
15:06Wait for me.
15:07I will tear this slab of dead fucking tree
15:10off its fucking inches, you fuckers!
15:14Excuse me, Mr. Kennedy.
15:17Oh, you alright?
15:23The rash!
15:24You're so stupid fuckheads!
15:28It's Jack Nicholson!
15:31No, no, no, no!
15:31Quick, quick!
15:32Give me Daphne now!
15:33Easy, come on!
15:35Really?
15:36That slag gets about.
15:37They won't even be able to find the little random bits of you, you!
15:42Dead fucks!
15:44Boss!
15:45Boss!
15:46Excuse me, sir.
15:47May I ask what you're doing?
15:49Fuck off, piggy!
15:51Daddy's piggy!
15:53Boss!
15:53Fuck off!
15:55Fuck off!
15:55You fucking bastards!
15:58Police!
16:00Police!
16:00Open up!
16:01He's out still.
16:02For the money and...
16:05That is...
16:07Police!
16:07Open the door!
16:08Fuck them and fucks, man.
16:10Open up!
16:10You took the rat from me at school.
16:14I went to my turn.
16:17Fuck that, man.
16:19Right?
16:21We both got, yeah.
16:22Me and you, man.
16:24We both got...
16:25And you shot?
16:27Yeah, man.
16:29Yeah, man.
16:31I think I'll do alright in prison.
16:36I've always wanted to be someone's bitch.
16:42At least you finally get laid, man.
16:49Right.
16:55Fuck off.
16:58Fine.
16:59There you go.
17:01Step out slowly.
17:02Show me your hands.
17:09A toast.
17:10To our heroic doctors.
17:12Where with me,
17:13and little Ewan, minibus Mazze,
17:16Thompson be without you.
17:17Cheers!
17:19I haven't worn this suit since the day you've got stabbed
17:21a lot of times in bladder, man.
17:23I haven't worn this suit since the last time I was in court
17:24for double manslaughter.
17:26Got away with it, though, didn't I?
17:27Funny times.
17:29Yeah.
17:30I haven't made it.
17:32What?
17:32He got away with it.
17:37Hello?
17:38Joe speaking.
17:40I'll be right back.
17:43Yeah.
17:44So, have you two, you know...
17:55Have you fucked?
17:56Oh, um...
17:59Ooh.
18:00Uh...
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02Um...
18:03Road.
18:04Exhausting.
18:12Babe, no.
18:14Sorry.
18:17It's non-stop.
18:20It's non-stop.
18:21Yeah.
18:24Um...
18:25No.
18:25Oh, mate, you could be getting railroaded by a 60-year-old farmer
18:28dinner later called Tiny in Prison Bog right now.
18:30I know.
18:32What a shame.
18:34Right.
18:35Finish that.
18:36Then get out.
18:50Um...
18:51You're finished.
18:52Get out.
18:53Thank you very much.
18:54Twat.
18:56So, it's going well with you and Leo then.
19:03She's still annoyed because of, you know...
19:06Murder.
19:06What murder?
19:07Murdered me brother.
19:09I was ready to go down with you, you know.
19:15I still cannot believe we got away with it.
19:23It's her.
19:24This is her fucking gun.
19:26Down.
19:26He's got a gun.
19:27No.
19:28It's my bag.
19:30You.
19:32You.
19:33Fucking hell, you're still going.
19:35And that's my bag, man, not her.
19:37Check that bag and search him.
19:44Oh, for fuck's sake.
19:45Bye, Laura.
19:47I'm sorry, Dad.
19:52It's clear.
19:53Nothing on them.
19:55What?
19:56Check the recorder case.
19:58I should check the recorder case.
20:04Gotcha.
20:05Why am I getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned?
20:08She has her exam in 20 minutes.
20:09And what the hell's going on here?
20:12I should have known it was you.
20:15See you in a decade.
20:16Take them away.
20:17You're welcome.
20:18You're amazing.
20:19Can you see into the future?
20:21Do I ever learn to swim?
20:23Do me and Maz ever make it to Moonslash Mars?
20:25Will I ever not be lonely?
20:27Do dog shoes ever take off?
20:28Will I die naked?
20:30Or in pyjamas?
20:31Actually, no, no, no.
20:32Don't tell me.
20:33Don't tell me.
20:34I want it to be a surprise.
20:37Okay.
20:39Uh, pies.
20:42Hey.
20:43Where's everyone's favourite mentally ill-alcoholic?
20:46Gendo.
20:47No.
20:48No.
20:48The other one.
20:50Oh, Sean.
20:53Oh, yeah.
20:54Don't know.
21:12Cheers.
21:17You know what?
21:18I could get used to this muck.
21:20Well done, everyone.
21:21We got out of the drugs game entirely healthy.
21:24Other than the lost bladder.
21:27Just like the sex worker slash teacher played by Talonson Althwaite in episode 748 of The Bill.
21:35Cheers.
21:36Cheers.
21:38Cheers.
21:38Cheers.
21:39It's the grass!
21:49Are we even?
21:51Yep. Parent.
21:53Parent.
21:55So, where were we?
22:00Hello, Ewan!
22:03No, then! No more!
22:08Drugs!
22:10Crikey Moses!
22:15Yes.
22:19Bastards!
22:20You make me miss my fucking yoga class!
22:23Let's go. You'll be okay.
22:28I believe you, Daddy.
22:29You're my little choochie face.
22:31And I'll always be your teddy bear.
22:35Now go and destroy the cunts.
22:59Gough, there's someone here to see you.
23:01Hello there.
23:03This might be a slightly unusual request, but...
23:10I need you to arrest me, daughter.
23:38For more information, visit www.fema.org.
23:42You
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