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00:04i'm back at rutgers today and not just because i'm dating a student two years ago rutgers
00:10stadium was renamed in honor of the scarlet knight's own reggie dinkins until his gambling
00:16scandal took him from goat to goat the old version that means bad greatest no they'll see
00:23you can see but earlier today the stadium finally got a new name honoring another famous rutgers alum
00:31ali mcbill star calista flockhart because she was quote the opposite of reggie dinkins of all the
00:39things i lost that one hurt alma mater means nourishing mother latin so it's like my own
00:47mother replaced me with calista flockhart this is good reggie this is the process keep going
00:53when i was eight a rat called up on the toilet bone wearing my butt all right let's end there
00:58today was a breakthrough you see in the immersive documentary process there is a stage known as
01:04embedding months sometimes longer spent gaining trust until finally one day the subject reveals
01:12which is of course dolphin for i'm horny and i trust you
01:20that's so good hey you know i want to hate her for what she did to you but she makes
01:24harrison
01:24ford happy hey reg you want to shoot some hoops
01:30he's my best friend
01:41i have a new assistant ashley's only fans got picked up the series by hulu
01:47so i jumped at the chance to uplift another woman of color when i got shaniquini's email
01:55i'm shane e quinn the third and this is my first job ever good morning and i've got some good
02:04news
02:05i got you your first interview in seven years see what happens when you put good things out there
02:10you know what one of you kids gets my watch
02:15you deserve it so who wants a piece 60 minutes the theme song tick tick tick tick that's a bingo
02:23well it's the 60 minutes of monmouth county the monmouth county register is that like a newspaper
02:30okay i know it's small potatoes but reggie you like small potatoes remember the fingerly ones at the
02:36place with the rosemary i did like those potatoes or here's a real reason to do it it's a chance
02:42to
02:42capitalize on that momentum i spoke to the reporter she doesn't even want to talk about gambling really
02:47that's smurf-tastic i can say that now that rihanna's a smurf good because i already said yes
02:52the reporter and the photographer will be here at four finally i can just talk about the good stuff
02:58like that time i did a lambo league and i gave one of the guys that caught me an alibi
03:02in the murder
03:03case yeah that was smurf-tastic you can't say that i think just don't talk about football at all
03:10we want readers to meet you now the father the fiance a man who's not defined by his past
03:17readers no one reads anymore yeah they didn't even teach us how to read at oberland
03:22the news is pictures now reggie so just do what you're told and take a good picture it'll be good
03:28practice for the wedding brina and reggie have been engaged for over a year and he still hasn't
03:34asked me to be his best man why you know is it because of my toast at his and monica's
03:4210th
03:42anniversary party i don't understand how we can all be celebrating when there's 33 chilean miners
03:48under the ground right now go away oh go away i'm sorry about that guy so what the doubt they're
03:57like
03:57friends i mean what do you what if reggie chooses tobin and what is that best man speech gonna be
04:03like
04:04well you know and when reggie rather approached one about uh well that um i i meant to say god
04:12dang it
04:12so charming hmm i do photograph well russie i have to take an amazing picture i got a job for
04:22you
04:22you can count on me reggie yeah me not you
04:31right there what is that outfit the power of suggestion monica
04:37this green shirt is actually my old jets jersey to remind people i'll play for the jets and so what
04:43the yellow jacket is supposed to be like the one that you get from hall of fame and yet i
04:48said nothing
04:51oh please tell me that's not what i think it is it's just rucker stadium bust oh what the hell
04:58is
04:58that is my bus oh god no and she statues are like boats deserves to be seen i mean come
05:06on
05:06which one's the mom right no i don't want that jacked up thing in our house reggie come on this
05:14is not
05:14what we discussed sure it is i'll say whatever you want but this is my visual story so your story
05:21is sad
05:22old jock literally clings to the past right and you want me to focus on my life now like my
05:29son carmelo
05:30who was just named to this weekend's tri-state all-star game continuing my football legacy oh
05:37football i broke another monica rule i hope i don't go into monica jail and get murdered like
05:43monica jeffrey epstein i forgot about carmelo i mean could reggie ask him to be his best man
05:50he's only 17 okay so he's not even a man okay and there's no such thing as best boy
05:56i mean well there is on a movie set but we're not making a movie oh my god no we
06:01are
06:10when did it get so spooky up in here when i'm done with that thing there won't be anything left
06:15of it
06:23it's okay who would ever suspect shane what you're his friend just be cool be cool you stupid hog thanks
06:46music music off she's gone who did this
06:58maraca's bus is missing and any one of you could have taken it i didn't but whoever did is a
07:04hero
07:05Eso es lo que se quedó en el chico.
07:07¿Para que se caminara de la suspecución?
07:10No ¿Qué es la Ways world?
07:12Es que o Lil Wayne de la podcast?
07:14No me distraigte con tu salud.
07:16Si me mató ellonco con la seguridad en la casa.
07:18¡Ah! ¿Qué diablos es eso?
07:20Eh, chico.
07:22You sabía que no me lo era.
07:23Ok, te dije que me era la verdad.
07:25No.
07:26No lo tenía.
07:27No lo tenía que tener el lugar de fuego.
07:29De la ley.
07:30Tú has el tal, Rusty.
07:32Cuando te lo lo...
07:34You lick your lips
07:36And she, sculptures alike boats
07:39Deserves to be seen
07:41I mean, come on, which one's the mom, right?
07:45No, I don't
07:49And Shaniquini, y'all shady
07:51Why was you wearing rubber gloves?
07:53Who would ever suspect shame?
07:55I was burying a bird that hit a window
07:59White people do do that
08:01Reggie, look
08:02We all know how much that statue means to you
08:04Do you?
08:05I kept it because someday it was going back in the stadium
08:08That's my stadium
08:10That's the house that Reggie Dinkins built
08:13I want that too, Reggie
08:14And this interview is the way to get there
08:17So get your head in the game
08:18And stop playing Black of the Christie
08:21First of all, that's a great idea for a movie
08:23Second of all, I haven't even gotten to Arthur Tobin yet
08:28Yeah, if we're all suspects
08:30And that includes him too, right?
08:32Wait, me?
08:33Yes
08:33This drama's great for your little movie
08:36Yeah, you got here like two months ago
08:38You're not one of us
08:39Reggie, why would I compromise the trust that we built up?
08:42After the breakthrough we had this morning
08:43Taking your prize sculpture is the very last thing I would do
08:46Really?
08:47Last thing?
08:48Ahead of marrying Hitler?
08:50I am purely an observer
08:53While filming in Madagascar
08:55I watched a sloth kill itself rather than intervene
08:58It took four days
09:00And I don't know where it got that going
09:02So I am not going to interfere here
09:04But I do know who stole the bust
09:07Well, I'm convinced
09:09Arthur did it
09:10Case closed
09:11Now, let's go over your talking points
09:12An obvious diversion
09:15Earlier I overheard you on the phone saying
09:17When I'm done with that thing
09:18There won't be anything left of it
09:19What exactly is that thing?
09:21It's none of your business
09:24But if it makes this go faster
09:27I connected with a gentleman online
09:29And was describing my plan for later
09:31Oh, damn
09:32Subject change
09:34What about Brina?
09:35So beautiful and thick
09:36But the plot is thicker
09:38I didn't do anything
09:40Yes, you did
09:41You walked off sneaky
09:43Creeping like TLC
09:45I had just painted my toenails
09:47Are you going to tell me you do your own nails?
09:49Usually I don't
09:50But my girl Rosa's totally booked up
09:52Because Cardi B's on trial
09:54Are you done?
09:56We ain't done it to one of you fesses up
09:58I'm always being lectured about owning my own mistakes
10:01But you people won't do it yourselves
10:03What's going on?
10:06Oh, are we doing Uncle Rusty's interventions?
10:08I'll get my letter
10:09It's not that, son
10:11Something terrible has happened
10:13And I'm not addicted to the trampoline park, okay?
10:16I can stop whenever I want
10:18Just please don't take that away from me
10:20It's the only thing I have
10:24So the bust is just gone?
10:28Well, you's in trouble
10:29I got my Dr. Watson with me now
10:32Which makes me Dr. Watson's dad
10:35Come on
10:35Do you really have to drag the boy into your nonsense?
10:39Yes, I do, Monica
10:40Because he's the only one in the family
10:42That understands where I'm coming from
10:45Okay, I'm just going to say it
10:47Reggie choosing his son to be his best man
10:49Would be nepotism
10:51Well, then you might play for Rutgers
10:53And you do not want to rub Calista Flockhart's bangs for luck
10:57No
10:58You want to kiss your daddy's head's mouth
11:01Bangs?
11:02Wait, so the bust is season three, Ally McBeal?
11:04Wait, hold on
11:07Is that an ear?
11:09That's my bust's ear!
11:12We are no longer looking for a thief, Carmelo
11:16We're looking for a murderer
11:20How does bronze just break?
11:23Actually, it's not bronze
11:24When my bust was made, there was a bronze shortage
11:28Because of the Olympics
11:29And you would know that if any of you gave a single dang F about his life!
11:35Lord, today
11:36The interview is in an hour
11:38How long are you going to do this?
11:40It ain't up to me
11:42It's up to y'all
11:46Okay
11:47We're going to see how good you can lie to me one-on-one
11:50Sharing you in the box
11:52Would you like a soda, Shane?
11:54Yeah
11:55Carmelo, get him a soda!
12:02Arthur
12:03I need to talk to you
12:05To me, you need to go and talk some sense into your ex-husband
12:07You've seen me try
12:08But when he thinks he's been wrong
12:10He's like a dog with a bone
12:12Or me with a key lime pie you'll play
12:15Sir, what are we talking about?
12:16Look, today is actually a big deal
12:18But this bust situation
12:19Yeah, it's threatening to blow it all up
12:21Believe me, I get it
12:21Reggie was finally starting to open up to me
12:23Well, you're the one to fix it
12:25Just go look at the footage
12:26And if you can end this, please
12:28Just do it
12:30Monica, no, ethically
12:31I know an interview with the Monmouth County Register isn't a big win
12:34But it is a win
12:36You're just starting to finally make some progress here
12:39But Reggie's in no place to talk to anyone right now
12:43They're gonna love you in prison
12:45Arthur, please
12:46Help me out here
12:50When I became a documentarian
12:52I made a vow to remain forever curious
12:55Steadfastly objective
12:56And insufferable at dinner parties
12:58Today, I break the middle part of that vow
13:04No, I don't want that jacked up thing in our house
13:29For posterity
13:30I do want to explain why I had to frame Brina
13:38Why wouldn't you say something, baby?
13:40You know I'd forgive you
13:42You see, of all the available scapegoats
13:44Brina was by far the most readily forgiven
13:46And if it came out that I broke the bust
13:48They imagined the damage to the embedding process
13:50And the film
13:51If Shakespeare were alive today
13:53He would say, the film's the thing
13:56Right?
13:58Obviously I did it
14:01I just don't remember doing it
14:03Brie, what are you saying?
14:06Reggie
14:07You never met my aunts
14:09My dad's sisters
14:12Because they live in an insane asylum
14:15They went crazy right around my age
14:17They'd black out and things would happen
14:20Furniture would go missing
14:22The fireplace would fill with dolls
14:24And whenever there was a storm
14:25Aunt Wendy would disappear for a few days
14:28And say she'd been to see the Wizard of Oz
14:31Not even the Wiz
14:33So the white one?
14:34That's nuts!
14:36This is what I've been afraid of since I was a little girl
14:39I have it!
14:40I have the sickness!
14:43I would not have singled out Brina
14:45If I had known about the Wiz thing
14:46I just thought that Brina would say she didn't do it
14:48Reggie wouldn't believe her
14:49Brina would get furious
14:50Reggie would get turned on
14:51Problem solved
14:52I certainly did not think that Brina would blame the black mark
14:55That God put on Grandmama Evans' name
14:57It's the black mark
14:58That God put on Grandmama Evans' name
15:00No, no, no, no, baby
15:00Don't say that
15:01No!
15:02I don't even remember destroying something that you love
15:06How could I trust myself to be a good wife?
15:10Or mother?
15:11Oh, I have to call up this wedding
15:13No, no, no, no, no
15:14Please, please stop, dear God
15:15It was me
15:16I did it
15:16I broke the bust
15:17I'm so sorry
15:25Oh, no!
15:30But I don't like the bust
15:32No, that part was real, yes
15:34Earlier you said it looked like a rotted jack-o-lantern of Shrek
15:36Damn, girl, you cold
15:37But the rest was all just editing trickery
15:40The shot of you sneaking into the living room was from last month
15:43You were tiptoeing to avoid Rusty
15:44I was sick of answering his questions about severance
15:48I've just got one question
15:50We're two seasons in and no one's trying to have sex with Mr. Milchick?
15:54But wait, we all just saw her throw the bust into the trash
15:58Yeah, so, Monica, you remember earlier when you caught me coming out of the bathroom?
16:02You couldn't have used the bathroom because I destroyed the toilet hours ago
16:06I had chili and oysters for breakfast
16:08That's why I was wearing those gloves, was to try to fix it
16:12Mystery solved
16:13That was not the mystery, Shane
16:15And I didn't go in there to use the facilities
16:17I just went in so I could go out the window
16:19Sneak back inside and run upstairs to borrow a couple of things
16:27And then I hopped back in through the loo window and
16:30Yeah
16:34You touched my wig?
16:36Chill
16:37My Irish friends were right about you people
16:39You played me
16:40This is supposed to be a documentary about the Hall of Fame
16:42What are we doing?
16:44You almost got the wedding cancelled
16:45I should kick you in half
16:47You had me thinking I was crying
16:49This is really going to hurt the embedding process
16:52Don't look back
16:53I'm very mad at you
16:54We're so mad at you
16:56We loved you
16:57Stop
16:59Everybody just
17:01Stop
17:02That Mr. Tobin didn't break your statue
17:05When he knocked it over, it was already busted
17:09By me
17:12I just couldn't bring myself to tell you how it happened
17:15You son of a bitch
17:18You broke it
17:19But you weren't even here
17:21Actually, I got out of school early
17:23Because it's straight white pride day
17:25Do they always have that?
17:26That feels new
17:27And after I accidentally messed up your statue
17:33Oh no, no, no
17:35I ran and hid at Todd's house
17:36I don't know about that Todd
17:37Call me Monica like you grow
17:40You gave quite the performance
17:41I mean, I really believed you were surprised when you got home
17:43No, I was
17:44That when I left
17:46The statue wasn't missing
17:49I thought somebody was messing with me
17:51Hang on
17:51I love that boss
17:54Let's see
17:54You're my guy
17:56What made you think you had to hide this from me?
18:00That's the thing
18:01Doobie
18:03Doobie
18:04I was practicing a routine for the prep league acapella showdown this Saturday
18:08I have the tenor Doobies in Mr. Fisk's arrangement of Radioactive
18:12You got the Doobies?
18:13That's amazing
18:17No
18:19Saturday's your all-star game
18:20You're the starting running back
18:22And that's why I was afraid to tell you
18:25I want to go to the concert instead of the game
18:29And that's why I couldn't stand you staring at me while I practiced
18:32Doobie
18:34Daddy
18:35I mean Doobie
18:43So you don't want to play football?
18:46You didn't need to lie, Mello
18:48We support you no matter what
18:50Right, Reggie?
18:53Sorry, Dad
18:54I know football is your whole life
18:56But maybe it's not mine
19:00The reporter
19:01Oh, good Lord
19:04Oh, I can't even pull off a Reggie Dinkins interview on a paper they give away at the drugstore
19:10Okay, I'm going to cancel
19:11Um, I'll say it's Kwanza Don
19:13She's white
19:14She won't know it's not a thing
19:15No
19:16I'll do the interview
19:18I got some stuff to get off my chest
19:24So it was all Carmelo's fault
19:27Wow, right
19:31For decades
19:32Football was my life
19:35But it isn't life
19:36Because football is over
19:37The stuff that really counts
19:40Luckily
19:41It's not going anywhere
19:43I've got a fiancé
19:44Who is kind
19:45And beautiful
19:46And when we get married
19:47My best friend
19:49Is going to be my best man
19:51So it turns out
19:53He asked me a while ago
19:54I make too much earwax, okay
19:57I thought Reggie and I
19:58Were having an emotional conversation
20:00About what's the best ham
20:05It's Kirkland's signature
20:06I've got a Monica
20:07Without her
20:08I wouldn't have a career
20:10Or a child
20:11A son
20:13He's going to be so much more
20:15Than I ever was
20:16Because he already knows
20:18That football is not his life
20:22Okay
20:23Cool
20:25Just to go back to my question
20:28What's your favorite sub shop
20:30Here in Monmouth County?
20:32Salami shows
20:35Lord have mercy
20:50How are you boys enjoying
20:52Your new rehearsal space?
20:53Oh, the acoustics are great
20:55I think it's from Mr. Tobin's skull
20:57Absorbing the sound
20:58Reggie, I know I deserve to be punished
21:00But please
21:00This is worse than when I directed
21:02The Imagine video during COVID
21:03Why'd your boys stop singing?
21:06You sound so nice
21:08Let's get weird
21:10Good night, everybody
21:24Good night
21:25Good night
21:27Good night
21:27Good night
21:27Good night
21:28Good night
21:28Good night
21:29Good night
21:29Good night
21:29Good night
21:29Good night
21:29Gracias.
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