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07:00I need to see my new fucking nose. Go outside if you're going to be such a Karen.
07:06Oh god, I can't.
07:13Does it hurt?
07:14Yes, it fucking hurts. What the fuck?
07:19Are you okay?
07:21Look at this.
07:24It looks great.
07:25This is not a Kendall Jenner.
07:27I showed that fucking butcher like 50 classic K-Gen shots and this?
07:31This is what the best in Montclair comes up with for seven fucking grand?
07:34Do you know how many summers I saved up for this?
07:36How can you even tell with all the swelling and the bruising?
07:39You remember in second grade I broke my collarbone?
07:43We both thought I was going to be lopsided for life. Update.
07:45I'm not.
07:47Stop.
07:47Why? It's already fucked up.
07:50No curve.
07:55No point.
08:01All I see is my fucking dad.
08:03No one wants to make out with a chick with the face of a fucking contractor.
08:05Relax, you're going to make it worse.
08:08Stop me.
08:10Look, I'm not insane.
08:13I let go of our vocovered dreams long, long ago.
08:17But like, this was all part of a plan.
08:22I only applied to out-of-state schools for a reason.
08:25I can't continue the next stage of my life being the same sad, tomboy Ruthie with a big fucking beak.
08:32I need to launch a new version of me.
08:38A beautiful me.
08:41I feel it too.
08:43You know how hard it is for me to find genes that give my ass the boost and hide my
08:47extra squish?
08:52But you are more than your nose.
08:54You are amazing.
08:56And you will do amazing things no matter what.
09:02You are beautiful.
09:05Got it?
09:07Oh, fuck.
09:09One second.
09:14Oh, God.
09:18Oh, my God.
09:30Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life and wet legs.
09:34Visit the beauty website to find the package.
09:36That's right.
09:39Not anymore.
09:40Thanks to the beauty.
09:42Long ago, we were forced to leave our best selves behind.
09:51No need to consult a doctor.
09:54Get jabbed and feel fab today.
09:59No need to consult a doctor.
10:10Get jabbed and feel fab today.
10:27Hey, cunt.
10:29Yeah, you.
10:31Remember me?
10:34I know.
10:35I got the shot.
10:36That's right.
10:37And now I have a better rack, ass, and Mark Weiler won't stop liking my posts.
10:42No fucking way.
10:49No fucking way.
10:52Enjoy the view, bitch!
11:00Look at you!
11:02Look at me!
11:03I won!
11:07I'm gonna kill you all!
11:11What the hell just happened?
11:13Tina and Castle just whooped Kellyannegan's ass.
11:16Tina with the front butt and training bra?
11:18She got the shot.
11:20She got the beauty.
11:23What?
11:24She's stunning.
11:29Yeah.
11:31And that side is called the hypotenuse.
11:33To find that, you use a simple little formula called the Pythagorean Theorem.
11:37Which, of course, as you can see on the board, is A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
11:49Send a nurse to room 216 now.
11:53Hold him so he doesn't hurt his head.
11:55This is epilepsy.
12:01Grab his feet.
12:02Grab his feet.
12:02He took something.
12:03What did he take?
12:05No, he took something.
12:06What did he take?
12:07Nothing, I swear.
12:08You can't help him if you don't tell me you're his best friend.
12:12He told me he got the shot this morning.
12:14This is the beauty?
12:26Yeah.
12:36I will.
12:36Despite his shocking transformation, the President says it is the best he's ever felt.
12:41...declaring this new pharmaceutical fountain with you and a modern-day scientific miracle.
12:48On his way to Marine One, he declared that he felt and looked so much younger that, quote,
12:53along with running for a third term, I'm also going to run for a fourth and a fifth, end quote.
13:00Byron Forst is a genius. I look forward to hanging the Medal of Freedom around his neck.
13:06This stuff's really everywhere.
13:07He's at the White House next week.
13:09Before leaving on his trip to a NATO conference, the president revealed that every member of his cabinet has been
13:16given the drug
13:16and cleared the way for emergency use authorization.
13:20With further federal backing, full FDA approval is immediately in effect.
13:25As questions about the nature of its clinical trials remain...
13:28Well, at least the president doesn't look like an octogenaroman.
13:33Thank you very much, Angela. That was minutes ago from the White House.
13:36We'll have more daily headlines right after the break.
13:42We're going to need to talk to her.
13:50I'm living my best life.
13:52Okay, guys. I did it. It's done.
13:55I got the beauty shot at the pop-up at Christopher Street one hour ago.
14:02Yes.
14:03And yes, I jumped the line.
14:05Yes, I had the sponsorship, but I was a little afraid, and I just took the leave.
14:11And newsflash, it didn't hurt at all.
14:15And everybody at the pop-up was so nice and so welcoming.
14:20And just like the friendly nurse said, I am starting to develop a fever.
14:25But apparently that is totally normal.
14:28OMG, I am so excited.
14:33Follow and like and watch part two for the results.
14:36Keep clicking for the big reveal.
15:00Thank you guys.
15:01Okay, so I just looked in the mirror.
15:04And do I have abs now?
15:07And is my jawline really this snatched?
15:10And can I finally fit into this fucking sherbet-colored speedo?
15:22Is this real life?
15:27Oh my god.
15:29Dinner's ready.
15:44What's the matter?
15:48Nothing.
15:49Why?
15:50Your mom worked hard to make a nice movie.
15:53It's true.
15:54I'm just not that hungry, okay?
15:59Uh-uh.
16:00What's the rule?
16:03I wishy.
16:04That kind of surgery is not fun.
16:07She's healing.
16:07But she's going to look amazing.
16:11So is Mickey Larson.
16:13Mickey Larson got a nose job.
16:15No, Mom, he got the beauty.
16:17I watched him spaz and start changing right in the middle of math class.
16:20Jesus Christ, really?
16:21Everyone's doing it.
16:24And the ones who haven't will soon enough.
16:26All right.
16:27I know it seems that way right now, but just wait.
16:29No, I always wait.
16:30I really want this more than anything.
16:33Bella, why on earth would you say such a thing?
16:35You are so cute.
16:36I do not want to be cute, especially not when everyone else is going to be that fucking hot.
16:40Look, I get it.
16:42Okay, this is the hot new thing, and you want in.
16:44I begged my folks for a Bowflex when I was in high school.
16:47You know how many times I used that thing?
16:48Just eat well and keep getting on your bike.
16:50You guys are such fucking hypocrites.
16:52You think I don't see that shit in the fridge?
16:54Ozempic is different.
16:55I was on the verge of heart disease.
16:57You're experimenting with off-label diabetes meds.
16:59Oh.
16:59A doctor prescribed it.
17:01It's a medical treatment, honey.
17:02Oh, please.
17:02Did a doctor also prescribe those tight new jeans you left strolling around in?
17:06I see that smile when you get a double take.
17:08Bella!
17:09Don't talk to your mother that way.
17:11Look, there is nothing wrong with wanting to look good, feel good,
17:15but there is more to life and more to you than the chase for perfection.
17:21Perfection?
17:22Two summers ago, we spent every weekend visiting Graham in the home,
17:25and she didn't know who any of us were.
17:28Uncle Richie, two kinds of cancer, and the beauty can stop that
17:32and make me feel better about myself.
17:33I mean, you guys should want this, too.
17:34I have to say, I am shocked, Bella.
17:37Look, where's my sweet girl?
17:38Did you even know the first thing about this?
17:40Like, what it does?
17:41Yes, that's why I want it.
17:42It's irreversible.
17:43And we're starting to hear about all these different kinds of side effects.
17:46Oh, yeah.
17:47Mutations, comas, disfigurement, ignition ketosis.
17:50Have you heard about that?
17:51Stop.
17:51That's like a minuscule number of people.
17:54Only 5% of cases so far.
17:56That's nothing.
17:56The odds of me getting hit by a bus are higher.
17:58Okay, that's not what I'm hearing.
18:00And even 5%, 7%.
18:03Is that a risk that you want to take?
18:04If I got a 95 on my research paper, you guys would be shitting yourself with happiness.
18:08Okay, that's enough.
18:09It's thousands of dollars that we don't have.
18:13And neither do you.
18:14End of discussion.
18:15You guys don't think I can get 5, 10 grand?
18:23I get good grades.
18:25I play soccer.
18:27My clothes are fine.
18:28No one makes fun of me or bothers me.
18:32It sounds great, right?
18:37It's because no one even knows I exist.
18:41I'm like a ghost just drifting through life no one can see.
18:45And I don't want to live like that anymore.
18:49Dad, what about the risk of living a life unfulfilled?
18:53Of wondering if more is possible?
18:56That's what scares me.
18:58And now there's finally an out for me.
19:01And people who feel like me.
19:08I turn 18 in a week.
19:10I don't need permission anymore.
19:14You guys told me to follow my dreams and passions and to do what makes me happy.
19:19And this is it.
19:20I want to be the best version of me.
19:22I want to finally be beautiful.
19:28You guys don't fucking understand anything!
19:58You're usually more excited for lunch with your bestie.
20:04Mazel bitch, it's me!
20:07Wow.
20:09Holy shit.
20:11What do you think?
20:12You really solved your nose problem.
20:15Right.
20:16Oh my god.
20:17Do I not look devastating?
20:19How and when?
20:20Over the weekend.
20:22I gave Ben and Sarah the sob story pitch about the botched nose job and the parentals caved.
20:28Really?
20:29Yeah, really.
20:30I don't know if it's like them feeling bad about putting me on Adderall when I was 10
20:34or if they just genuinely know like how important this time in my life is.
20:39But they ponied up for the full poke treatment.
20:44What's that?
20:47The full platinum concierge experience.
20:55First, there was Connor.
20:58Talk about a warm welcome.
21:00Welcome, Ruthie.
21:01I'll be your chaperone for your treatment today.
21:03Bell, this guy was fucking hot.
21:06And he was a real beauty.
21:08We're pretty chill here.
21:10Just whatever you do, don't call me nurse.
21:12Those are for doctors and hospitals and negative energy institutions and this is not that.
21:17My only purpose is to gently guide you to your best self.
21:23Whenever you're ready, no rush.
21:25The paperwork must have been a nightmare.
21:27Not when your parents pay 20 grand.
21:35There was like one stupid form.
21:37I don't even know what it said, but it was probably fine.
21:42Thank you.
21:43Please proceed to your treatment.
21:46A tonic to help cleanse and balance the body.
21:51We believe it makes the change easier.
21:52It was like the best spa day ever on steroids.
21:57They had everything.
21:59Juices, tonics, aromatherapy.
22:03I hate to say it.
22:04You remember Stacey's Instas from Bali?
22:07Dude, it was like that.
22:08Some real white lotus shit.
22:10I'll step out while you get into your transformation rope.
22:13Take your time.
22:18And then they gave me the shot.
22:23Lay back.
22:36Ready?
22:40Did it hurt?
22:41No.
22:42Isn't that so weird?
22:43I kept waiting for it to hurt.
22:44It just never did.
22:46And I don't know if that's because I was with Connor
22:48and I was like totally smitten on him
22:50or maybe I'm just used to it now
22:51because of all the stupid COVID stuff,
22:53but I seriously would have let Connor stab me
22:56like a thousand times if he wanted to.
22:59Well said.
23:00Thank you.
23:02Follow me to your no-harm experience.
23:07After that, they took me to this room, right?
23:09Sure.
23:10Totally normal.
23:11Except there was no furniture.
23:16Just floor-to-ceiling cashmere padding.
23:19Oh my God.
23:20It like looked and felt like heaven.
23:22I'm telling you, Belle,
23:24this place was fucking legit.
23:25We're gonna be right here, Lucy.
23:27And as if Connor wasn't enough to keep me happy,
23:30in walks another hottie.
23:32And I started sweating.
23:33Because of the guy.
23:34Well, that's what I thought.
23:35Turns out that's just the beginning of the treatment.
23:37Just relax.
23:38We've got you.
23:48They said it took like three hours,
23:49but because they spritzed my dose
23:51with some kind of like benzo,
23:52I was able to just sleep right through it.
24:05I thought she was going to be fine.
24:07Love you.
24:07Not the coal gun.
24:09But you know that this at every less than enough,
24:13you're going to be ayor misschien.
24:13It's not coming.
24:15Right now this gets me to heaven.
24:16It doesn't matter.
24:16It doesn't matter.
24:16It doesn't matter.
24:21It doesn't matter.
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24:54Ah, wow, how, how, how does it feel?
24:59Incredible, but also like super weird.
25:02I don't know, it's hard to explain.
25:04You just have to experience it for yourself.
25:07It's like magic.
25:10Wait, I gotta show you these.
25:22Oh, wait, look at this one.
25:23You look hot.
25:24Yeah, I am hot.
25:25I know.
25:27Yeah, that's me.
25:28That's also me.
25:29Oh my God, I'm dead.
25:30Looks like you finally got that reboot you always talked about.
25:33I know.
25:34And just in time too.
25:35Like, fuck nose jobs and thread lifts.
25:38This is how you start college.
25:40Like, I get to go in there the best version of me.
25:45And I don't know about Northwestern.
25:47Like, maybe I need to go somewhere else.
25:49Somewhere beachier and like sexier.
25:52Like Miami.
25:53Or even like Hawaii.
25:55Yeah, but you want to be a journalist.
25:58That's why you're going there.
25:59Things are different now.
26:02And I think I want to be a model.
26:05Wow.
26:07Wow.
26:08What do you think?
26:11Um, I am insanely jealous, obviously.
26:16And I'm very excited for you.
26:19It's just, um, when you're off in Paris, running around on photo shoots and stuff, just don't forget about me.
26:28What are you talking about?
26:30You're literally going to be there with me.
26:33You think I would do this and not think about you?
26:36How long have we been best friends?
26:38Forever.
26:39Duh.
26:44When I was leaving, Connor stopped me.
26:47You're one of the lucky ones.
26:49This experience isn't attainable or affordable for most.
26:52But there is another way for people to at least get a dose.
26:56So if you know of anyone, I can help.
27:09You said you can help people that can't get it the normal way?
27:18What do you think?
27:19Is it legal?
27:22Is it legal?
27:23Okay.
27:23Sorry.
27:25So what's your holdup?
27:27Did anyone say anything about side effects?
27:30Um, yeah.
27:31They did mention, like, a tidal wave of hot dick.
27:34And you'll probably get asked to prom, like, way more times than you can count.
27:37Don't be so for real.
27:39Is there anything crazy that could happen?
27:41No.
27:42Like, dying.
27:43No.
27:44They did not warn me that I might die.
27:46Okay?
27:47If you want, I can ask when I go get my booster.
27:50And you have to get boosters for life?
27:52Like, what happens if I stop taking one?
27:53What happens if my dad stops taking his Lipidor or his Lexapro?
27:58You want to talk about side effects?
28:00This is what was best for me.
28:01And I think it could be what's best for you, too.
28:07Call him.
28:24Call him.
28:54Call him.
29:23Call him.
29:37Call him.
29:54Gracias por ver el video.
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