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00:12¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:33I told you, in 2004, you had the straight hair and I had the afro.
00:40Fascinating. Now, can we get some work things done?
00:43Okay, have fun.
00:44Okay, I told Russia Bet 88 you're a no for the Even Losers Can Win campaign.
00:49Tucker Carlson called, wants to meet a black person.
00:51No, thank you.
00:52Yeah. Oh, and this one could be a good opportunity.
00:54Listener.
00:54The Boys and Girls Club of Newark wants to auction off a lunch with you.
00:58Hard pass.
00:58Are you sure?
01:00It's for charity.
01:01The only people that bid on those auctions be Jet fans that want to throw eggs at me.
01:06What about doing that?
01:08Want to straighten my hair again?
01:09I don't know.
01:10People on the streets kept calling me Orange Ray 1000.
01:13No, the football camp.
01:15That field is still available.
01:18Okay, yeah. Charity. Kids. Food deserts, so no eggs. When people see this, they'll be like, how could such a
01:26hard body contain such a soft heart?
01:29No, Reg. The camp was never for PR. If we do it again, it's going to be for the kids.
01:34Just like back in the day.
01:35Maybe you two have gotten so caught up in chasing what you lost that you've forgotten who you are.
01:42I mean, maybe so.
01:44I did like working with those kids. Maybe we'll get the same ones to come back this time.
01:49Reggie, that was 20 years ago.
01:51They're grown up now.
01:52Yup. New kids.
01:53The fall and rise of Reggie Dickens.
02:00I have continued to try to convince the NFL to let me use game footage. Their latest offer is a
02:06hard no.
02:07But they have agreed to let me say the word Super Bowl, provided I have a bowl of soup nearby.
02:17But for a sports documentary, we are quite short on action.
02:24Kick!
02:37Let's do this. Reggie Dinkins football. Kick.
02:41When do kids start needing jockstraps? It's early now, right? Because of milk?
02:45Who was my next victim?
02:46Come on up. He don't bite, except me.
02:50Basmati.
02:53Ain't this some...
02:54Jerry Basmati and Reggie?
02:57That rivalry was intense.
02:59I mean, Reggie went to Rutgers. Jerry went to Penn State.
03:01Reggie played for the Jets. Jerry played for the Dolphins.
03:04Reggie endorsed X-Lax. Jerry endorsed Emodium AD.
03:07They were Magic and Bird, but both black.
03:10So, Magic and Magic.
03:12But, after Reggie got kicked out of football...
03:15That guy stole my life.
03:17Jerry Basmati could never stop me.
03:19But now, he's in the Hall of Fame.
03:21He's calling games and co-hosting a morning show with a blonde lady named Kylie or Kelly or something.
03:29A dog that can vape?
03:31That's coming up next on AM New Jersey.
03:34That should be me.
03:36Ten dollars more, I'll sign it.
03:38Thank you very much.
03:40Let's get out of here.
03:41I don't want to deal with those fake-ass people.
03:43Holy smokes!
03:45Reggie!
03:45Monica!
03:46Busty!
03:47The Dinkins!
03:48You know it's not Busty!
03:50Boo!
03:52Boo!
03:52I hate you more than my job I'm supposed to be at right now.
03:55Now, now, now, now.
03:56Everyone be cool.
03:57This man's a living legend.
03:59He deserves our respect.
04:00Come on over here, Reggie.
04:02Come over here with your boy.
04:03Reggie, come on, man.
04:04How you doin', man?
04:07Look, we all make mistakes, and we all deserve a second chance.
04:12Plus, us brothers gotta stick together.
04:14Sure, we had beef back in the day, but we left that on the field.
04:19What's with the cameras?
04:21Making a movie, you know, about the old days.
04:24Also about my quest to solve my uncle's murder, right?
04:27But we're here because I'm starting up my old football camp again.
04:31Mmm.
04:34As it says in Proverbs 22, 6, train up a child in the way he should go.
04:41And when he is old, he will not depart from it.
04:44Bible!
04:46Monica!
04:48Oh, my God, girl, you look exactly the same!
04:50It's not the same!
04:52Oh, when are we gonna go get dinner?
04:56Yes, please.
04:57Okay, but, um, Jerry and I are actually taking the kids on a mission trip to Haiti.
05:01to build a sweet green.
05:03But I will call you when I get back.
05:05My word, okay?
05:06I did, I did, I did.
05:09My man.
05:10Can't believe how nice it was to see the Basmatis.
05:14Seriously?
05:14Do you remember how he used to drag you?
05:17Reggie Dinkus is a punk who wouldn't be nothing without that O-line.
05:20His SNL with Hooperstank was a seasoned low point.
05:23The Basmatis are the worst.
05:25Both of them.
05:26I mean, sure, our husband's arrival's on the field, but I feel zero competition with Monica.
05:32And I don't care what anyone says.
05:34She's nice and her teeth don't look like a bear trap.
05:38Come on, let it go.
05:39You can't say she wasn't being nice to you in there.
05:42She said you haven't aged.
05:45Yeah, I don't know how, but that was a dig.
05:48Like, is she calling me a vampire?
05:55What the hell?
05:59Dinkins!
06:01What are you doing here, Jerry?
06:03Hey, Reg, here's the thing.
06:04I still hate you, and I'm trying to blow up your spot.
06:07You like it?
06:08It's gonna make yours look like a Taco Bell next to an Outback Steakhouse.
06:11Is one of those supposed to be better than the other?
06:14I normally do my camp upstate, but I couldn't resist showing everyone what a joke you are.
06:19What happened to us brothers gotta stick together?
06:22That was for the crowd, man.
06:24You think the black community is a monolith?
06:27I'm an individual with my own opinions, and I hate your ass.
06:31If you use any of this, I'll just say it was AI and sue you to death.
06:35Ooh, that's too many fingers.
06:40Ain't that some...
06:43Jerry Basmati is two-faced, like that Batman villain, the Joker.
06:48He seems all funny and charming.
06:50Turns out, actually, he's a bad guy.
06:54Basmati has always been a dirty player, but my dad has always gotten the best of him.
06:59Especially on the crotch down.
07:02I mean, I guess we still can't show NFL stuff, but one time, Reggie tried to hurdle Basmati,
07:08and he didn't get all the way over.
07:10He just landed perfectly on his shoulders and then rode him into the end zone.
07:18Crotch down.
07:19Yeah, look.
07:21The Basmati's hate us, and we hate them.
07:23Believe me.
07:24But the camp ain't about us, so we're gonna do this like Michelle Obama.
07:30Wait, we're gonna skip Jimmy Carter's funeral?
07:31No.
07:32When they go low, we go high.
07:35Oh, no way.
07:36I'm not going high with Jerry.
07:38The only way we're doing this, like the Obamas, is if I get to order a drone strike on a
07:43Basmati compound.
07:44A rivalry rekindled.
07:47Two aging gladiators face off once again their coliseum, a children's sport camp.
07:53Look, I know it's not exactly the super...
07:56Where is my soup?
08:05No fear!
08:06His kids don't even look underprivileged.
08:09There's nothing I love more than giving back to the community.
08:12After all, you can't spell community without unity.
08:17Yeah!
08:23That man is crazy.
08:25Oh, my word, Monica.
08:27It's like you're following me.
08:30Hi, Tisha.
08:31Two days this week.
08:32Yeah, I know.
08:33It is such a gift to help these kids alongside our husbands.
08:39Oh, I'm sorry.
08:40I just get mixed up, because you're not married to them anymore, and you're not married to them yet.
08:45It's like, is anyone married around here by moi?
08:48I'm sorry, Tisha, but if you want to drag anyone, you should drag yourself back to Dr. Miami of Ohio
08:54to make your hands the same age as your face.
09:00See y'all on the field.
09:04Let's go campers, let's go!
09:07Come on, man!
09:09Hey, I'm just teaching these kids to play the game.
09:12It's all about visualizing your opponent.
09:15Why do they have bats?
09:17This is a football camp!
09:19Man, why are you doing this?
09:21You already have everything!
09:27And you know why I have all that?
09:29Because I know you won it.
09:31When you won the Heisman over me, when you were drafted above me, I took all of that personally, and
09:37I never let it go.
09:38Seems unhealthy.
09:39And now that I'm out front, I'm never giving it up.
09:41Is this about to crotch down?
09:43No.
09:44I don't care about that dumb, mad magazine cover, or that it was the first ever meme, or that Jerry
09:50Crotch Marty was the best-selling Halloween costume of 2004.
09:53I never thought about it.
09:55But yeah, you'd never won anything until I was gone.
09:59You'd never beat me on the football field, not one time.
10:02This is a time, and this is a field.
10:05So let's settle this, here and now.
10:07My campers versus yours.
10:09You wanna unleash the dog?
10:10Yeah.
10:11Well, you got him.
10:12Yeah, yeah, woof, yeah!
10:13What the hell was that?
10:13Small dogs are the craziest!
10:15Now get out of here!
10:19Let's go!
10:22Okay, yeah.
10:25I wanted action, I am getting it.
10:28Finally, literal conflict.
10:29For the past two months, I have done nothing but eat, sleep, and breathe this documentary.
10:34And now, look, we are out in the world, sun is shining, blood is pumping, and something is about to
10:40happen.
10:41I can feel it.
10:43What you doing?
10:44I'm just doing my thing.
10:45I'm the director in charge of all this.
10:46What you doing?
10:49What was that with Tisha?
10:51High Road, remember?
10:52I'm sorry, Monica.
10:54I don't start fights, but I do finish them.
10:56Nobody talks to my friend like that and get away with it just because they smiling.
11:00Well, maybe it's a generational thing.
11:01Before I learned to read, I learned to read for filth.
11:05Yeah, I get it.
11:05And this might sound a little old fashioned, but grace and poise.
11:10I'm all about grace and poise.
11:12But what has going high ever got anybody?
11:15Mitch McConnell ran all over y'all.
11:17So what do you want me to do?
11:19Go up to Tisha and be all...
11:21I don't think so, girl.
11:23But you need to go stand on your head and make that smile the frown you should have,
11:28because who you are inside is bad, girl.
11:31What would that accomplish?
11:33That would accomplish nothing.
11:35So please, could you do it my way just for the day?
11:38I mean, it's a camp.
11:39It's for the kids.
11:40Oh, said.
11:46Can you see?
11:51Müreating doctor leak lies.
11:58So, you make movies.
12:00You ever work with Paul Giamatti?
12:02There do, doesn't I miss.
12:04Oh, I did meet Paul once.
12:05Nice!
12:05On a red carpet at an award show.
12:08Okay.
12:10¿Qué es el equipo de la academia?
12:11¿Cuál es el equipo de la academia?
12:12MOTION PICTURE ARTS AND SCIENCES.
12:14¡Cool!
12:15Sí, es el Oscar.
12:18¡Oh, damn!
12:23Ok, ahora, vamos a ir a ir y destruir Jerry Basmati.
12:30¡Tien!
12:30¿Por qué?
12:31¡He es genial!
12:32¡He raps la biblia en la Miss Janice Show!
12:34¡Do unto otros que tú!
12:36¡We have them do unto tú!
12:38¡Break it down!
12:40¡No!
12:41¡He's the devil!
12:42¡Whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:43¡This is not about destroying anyone!
12:45¡That's not who we are!
12:46¡It's about having fun!
12:48¡Having fun!
12:49¡Bustin' the other team in the mouth!
12:52¡Stop!
12:53¡This camp is not about our grudges!
12:55¡It's about you!
12:56¡You bustin' the other team in the mouth!
12:59¡No!
12:59¡When they go low, we go high!
13:02¡Why won't anybody Obama with me?!
13:04¡Yes, we can!
13:05¡Bust the other team in the mouth!
13:09¡Bust the other team in the mouth!
13:11¡Let's go!
13:13¡Yeah!
13:15¡Hap done!
13:18¡Monica!
13:19¡Monica!
13:21¡Monica!
13:21¡Do you need a hat?!
13:23¡I'm getting a lot of glare off your forehead!
13:26¡We have extra larges!
13:29¡No, thank you!
13:30¡I will get you one!
13:31¡I will get you one!
13:33¡So sweet!
13:34¡This sucks!
13:35¡Your way sucks!
13:37¡I have a Beyoncé quote you might like!
13:40¡I'm listening!
13:42¡Always stay gracious!
13:43¡The best revenge is your paper!
13:45¡And we got our paper!
13:46¡My family is taken care of!
13:48¡You do handle that paper!
13:50¡I got in early on Ozempic after they started making those pizzas where the crust is churros!
13:55Turns out our kids actually can't play football because we never taught them.
14:00That's what doing the football camp was for.
14:03Oh, that was brutal.
14:06Man, your campers are even worse than I thought.
14:09What do you want, Basmati?
14:10You bore me, Reggie.
14:12I'm bored.
14:15How about this?
14:17I'll go on TV Monday morning, tell everyone you're a great guy, your camp doesn't suck,
14:22and you actually deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.
14:26Really?
14:27If those little unflushed turds you coach...
14:30Jerry, damn!
14:31...could just score one point.
14:34Why would you even score just one point?
14:35That makes no sense.
14:36A safety on a two-point conversion.
14:38But whatever.
14:39I mean, score any points.
14:40Jeez, Busty.
14:42Ugh.
14:44Let's have some fun, kids!
14:48Let us to Santa Claus.
14:50Just going in the trash.
14:54I should let you get back to work.
14:55Oh, no, no.
14:56This is work.
14:57I'm here to capture everything that happened, so please tell me more about your divorce
15:00and this Hector fellow.
15:02Is he strong?
15:03Has he moved on?
15:04Does he have a temper?
15:05How strong is he?
15:06Look, Arthur, I got divorced two months ago,
15:09and between work and basically being a single mom,
15:12I've been busy.
15:14But two months...
15:15...is an awfully long time.
15:22Okay.
15:23Good try.
15:24Oh.
15:24Do our kids not know the rules?
15:27What the what?
15:29I want to bring it back.
15:30I want to bring it back.
15:31I want to bring it back in.
15:31That's good, Jaleigh.
15:32I want to bring it back in.
15:32Oh, hell no.
15:34Y'all ever do times before?
15:35I can't tell.
15:36Oh, yeah.
15:37Wasn't Reggie they spokesman for, like, 20 years?
15:41That's not a coincidence.
15:43She's messing with our paper.
15:46Which means she's not just messing with me.
15:49She's messing with my whole damn family.
15:52Oh, hi.
15:54And how does that make you feel?
15:55Like going over there and saying,
15:57hey, nice top.
15:59Where'd you get it?
16:00The toilet store?
16:01Let's go clittish trick.
16:03Hey.
16:04Hey.
16:13Let's go cameras.
16:14Destroy.
16:16Yeah.
16:19Guys, score once.
16:21You know, win one for the get ball.
16:24Ronald Reagan, his record on mental health, AIDS,
16:28the crack epidemic is hardly inspiring.
16:29I need you to focus, nerd.
16:31Listen up.
16:32We are not going high today.
16:34I want you to get out there and do whatever it takes.
16:37You hear me?
16:38Get out there and rip those boss bodies apart.
16:41No mercy.
16:45No.
16:46Going high is exactly what we're going to do.
16:49They've been stacking a box against us all game
16:52because we have not once gotten past the line in scrimmage.
16:56So they'll never see it coming when we air it out.
16:59A go route.
17:01Luis, you got an arm.
17:03I seen you throwing acorns at a right earlier.
17:08That's what's up.
17:10You are quarterback.
17:11Everybody else, go long.
17:13Yeah.
17:15That's game.
17:17That didn't work at all.
17:20Damn.
17:26Hey.
17:27Nice top.
17:29Where'd you get it?
17:30Oh, my God.
17:31I can't take you anymore.
17:33You're seriously going to come over here and compliment my top
17:36after everything I've done to you.
17:38I am working so hard to piss you off, and nothing works.
17:42Wait, what?
17:43Oh, you've always been so superior with your career
17:47and your self-esteem and your child that respects you.
17:51So what if you're not addicted to pills?
17:53You think that makes you better than the rest of us?
17:57Go on.
17:58Everything I do just rolls off your back.
18:00When I started that rumor about Reggie cheating with Shakira,
18:04you didn't say a word.
18:05And when I said my birthday was a costume party,
18:08you just showed up as Jack Sparrow and enjoyed the party.
18:12And the other day, when I said you hadn't aged,
18:16clearly calling you a vampire.
18:18You didn't even bat an eye.
18:20You invited me to dinner.
18:21Girl, you drive me crazy.
18:26The high road can be diabolical.
18:32Grace and boys, Brina.
18:35Great game, Reg.
18:37Too bad someone's got to lose, right?
18:43So, how my ass tastes bad.
18:47Bye, kids.
18:48Stay in school.
18:51Peace, y'all.
18:52We out.
18:55Hey, coach.
18:57Yeah, what?
18:58It's over.
18:59Go home.
19:00Uh, but camp isn't supposed to end until four.
19:02We want to keep playing.
19:05For real?
19:06Even though you lost my life?
19:08You disappointed me?
19:10You're a hero?
19:11It was still fun.
19:12I've never been on a team before.
19:14I got a shirt.
19:15And I've never seen this much grass before.
19:18Or those really big grasses.
19:21Do you mean trees?
19:23Okay, yeah.
19:24Let's keep playing.
19:26But first, huddle up.
19:32Oh, this is not for that.
19:35Turn the cameras off.
19:37Great.
19:37I'm going to go get drunk.
19:42Ah.
19:43Ah, what a match, eh?
19:45I mean, the plays.
19:47I couldn't pick a favorite, so don't ask me.
19:50Just good.
19:51Good football.
19:54Some have suggested I was less than professional today.
19:59But I have nothing to apologize for.
20:03I said at the outset I was looking for action.
20:07And, well.
20:08I want to thank you guys.
20:11For the past 20 years, thinking about football has made me think about what was taken from me.
20:19But what I thought I lost, and what you guys are just now finding, can never be taken from you.
20:26Because it's here.
20:28And being a part of a team, ooh, greatest feeling in the world.
20:33That's my fire.
20:35And you guys have reignited it here today.
20:39You may hug your hero.
20:44What a beautiful moment.
20:45Caught by our own AM New Jersey cameras.
20:48And how about that Reggie Dinkins?
20:51Maybe he deserves a second chance after all.
20:54Right, Jerry?
20:57Maybe.
20:58Well, I am...
20:59I mean, that was good, right?
21:01I mean, you didn't mean for anyone to see it so people know it's genuine.
21:04And now Jerry Basmati said on TV that you deserve a second chance.
21:08That's exactly what we wanted.
21:09We know all that, Rusty.
21:11Let the moment happen.
21:12I grew up with like ten brothers, okay?
21:14I have a need to fill silences.
21:15Up next, a famous rock and roller may not be who he claims.
21:19Is Bon Jovi's John Bon Jovi actually just Perth Amboy native John Francis Bon Jovi?
21:29Good night, everybody.
21:31Good night.
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