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00:05Gracias por ver el video.
00:56Gracias por ver el video.
01:00¡Somebody help us!
01:01¡Help!
01:02¡Help us!
01:04¡Allison!
01:09¡Allison!
01:11¿Where's Gary?
01:12¿What did you do to him?
01:13I killed him.
01:15Like I killed his brother.
01:18Like I'm gonna kill you.
01:24Oh my God.
01:26Shut it off.
01:27Oh my God.
01:28It's like no...
01:31I'm sorry.
01:33It's my baby monitor.
01:35My baby's crying.
01:37Poor kid.
01:39It's too bad.
01:41You weren't even supposed to be here.
01:44Poor baby.
01:46He needs his mother.
01:48You got me down here in this goddamn bunker.
01:51I don't want to die in a pit.
01:53Don't get cute.
01:56Drop the phone.
01:58Sorry.
01:59Okay, I just need to vent.
02:01You about to kill me and I can't even vent.
02:04She needs to go through her venting process.
02:06We all do.
02:07We need to go through it.
02:09Yeah.
02:10I got a pit in my stomach.
02:12And I'm gonna die without help.
02:15Shut up.
02:17Drop the phone.
02:19It's done.
02:21Wait.
02:22Wait.
02:23You owe me an explanation.
02:25Right?
02:26We need the wire.
02:26All the great villains have a confession.
02:29Before they kill us, they tell us a soliloquy.
02:34Make it long.
02:36Ladies, I just get paid to take out the trash.
02:49You won't start to have to do this.
02:52You should have stayed on your side of the fence.
02:56Oh, my God.
02:58Rob!
02:59Samira.
03:01Holy shit!
03:04Are you okay?
03:05Physically, yes.
03:07But emotionally, that's yet to be seen.
03:09Are you okay?
03:10Yeah.
03:11Oh, yeah.
03:11Actually, it was strangely kind of thrilling.
03:14Oh, no!
03:17Get out of here!
03:23Rob.
03:24Are you okay?
03:38Jeez!
03:42He must have caught his head on that.
03:45No shit, Sherlock.
03:51Is he dead?
03:52Yeah.
03:55Okay.
03:57So, I killed him.
04:02I fucking killed him.
04:18I fucking killed him.
04:19Yeah.
04:33He must have caught his head.
04:41I'm dead.
04:43Gracias por ver el video.
05:16Gracias por ver el video.
05:43Gracias por ver el video.
06:08Gracias por ver el video.
07:12Gracias por ver el video.
08:43There he is.
08:45That's not even the...
08:46Actually, it technically works, I guess.
08:50Well...
08:58From where I stand, this is all pretty cut and dry.
09:03We're going to write this up.
09:06You folks have a good night.
09:17What the actual fuck just happened?
09:19You just saved my life.
09:22That's what happened.
09:23I wish we could have saved Gary too.
09:33I'm never letting go of you.
09:36I'm never letting go of you.
09:36You're trapped now here forever, right?
09:38You know that?
09:39In the cul-de-sac of my arms.
09:44There's nowhere else I'd rather be.
09:50Honey, I love you.
09:51I don't know.
09:53I don't know.
09:53We gotta stop touching each other.
09:54I really hurt.
09:55But I love you too.
10:13Honey...
10:13Honey...
10:15Honey...
10:15Shh...
10:18I thought I'd never see my boys again.
10:23I know she wanted to be alone.
10:26But do you think she's okay over there all by herself?
10:29Without Gary?
10:31Yeah.
10:33We got the guy that did this to her.
10:36She's safe now.
10:38We all are.
10:41Yeah.
10:54I just hope that even for a brief moment he got the closure he needed.
10:59Because he wanted to know what happened to his brother.
11:01It's like I wanted to know what happened to me.
11:04And he got so close to the truth, you know?
11:07Too close.
11:09To Gary.
11:11A good guy.
11:12And a bad neighbor.
11:14Just to clarify one thing.
11:16Were you ever actually married to him?
11:17No, it was just a cover in case someone discovered me.
11:21Well, I'm sorry that I blew up your spot.
11:23Here I was thinking everybody else was nosy neighbors.
11:25Turns out, it's us.
11:28So, what's next, Al?
11:29Uh, what's next is I am getting the fuck out of Hinkley Hills.
11:33Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave tonight.
11:34Cause the garbage man is gone and nobody else needs to know I'm here.
11:37So my secret dies with him.
11:39Because you covered for me.
11:44In the house?
11:45I don't know. I still own it under a trust.
11:47So, I might have my lawyers put it up for auction.
11:51And find you guys a weird new neighbor.
11:53Oh God.
11:54So, are you guys here for a good time or a long time?
11:58This is home.
12:00Official Hiltonians.
12:02I mean, technically we're still my parents' tenants.
12:04But, I guess the house is as good as ours.
12:06Even if it doesn't feel like ours.
12:08Naveen, would you like to help me clean up?
12:11Take the stuff to the kitchen?
12:13Yeah.
12:13Okay.
12:14Sure.
12:14Thanks a lot.
12:15Thank you.
12:16I spent the last 20 years wondering what happened to you.
12:20And now you're leaving again?
12:23We need more than a few days.
12:25We need weeks.
12:28Years.
12:29I'm finally free.
12:31I...
12:32I don't have to look over my shoulder anymore.
12:34Exactly.
12:35A better reason for you to stay.
12:37I was never ever gonna spend my whole life in Hinkley Hills.
12:42Make it sound like it's a bad thing.
12:43No, I didn't mean it like that.
12:45I just meant...
12:48I never fit in here.
12:49And this place holds a lot of bad memories.
12:54Even though it holds a lot of good ones too.
12:57It does.
13:00But I need to move on from my own peace and sanity.
13:05I want to turn over a new leaf and let it go.
13:10And you should too.
13:13Don't forget about us.
13:15I never did.
13:18And I never will.
13:24Thank you for looking out for me.
13:27I got you, girl.
13:28And thank you guys for always making me feel safe.
13:32Now that my phone isn't in a ditch in the woods,
13:35you know how to find me.
13:37Yo.
13:38One more time for the boys.
13:40For the boys.
13:41For the goddamn boys.
13:46Shhh.
13:49Get her in.
13:56Sorry I'm late, guys.
13:57Wow.
13:58Thought we could use something stronger tonight than dry ol' Sauvignon.
14:03Also, I brought some snacks to pass around, so please help yourself.
14:08See, Allison's rubbed off on you.
14:09I'm never eating that again.
14:10Well, that's how I feel about tequila.
14:12Ever since Marty and I went to Acapulco on our honeymoon.
14:15What happened in Acapulco?
14:17I took my top off at dinner.
14:19What?
14:19Oh, that's right.
14:20Lynn, you took your titties out?
14:22This is like Rob with whiskey.
14:24Banned.
14:25No dark liquor, no dark places, as I always say.
14:28Black and the berries, sweet to juice.
14:30Glasses up, guys. Let's do it.
14:33Throat back.
14:34Jeez.
14:37That's my third.
14:38I'm trashed.
14:41I just get paid to take out the trash.
14:45What's up, babe?
14:48The garbage man said, I just get paid to take out the trash.
14:52What about it?
14:53I mean, it's a weird thing to say, isn't it?
14:57And it's the way he said it.
14:59I just get paid to take out the trash.
15:02It was like paid trash.
15:04What are you talking about here?
15:05What are you saying?
15:06The saying I'm paid to take the trash out implies you're paid by someone.
15:11And what if Walters is following somebody else's orders?
15:14And what if that somebody else is still out there?
15:21Or I can just accept that we got the guy and it's all over.
15:25That's what Allison did.
15:57I do it all night long.
16:00I do it all night long.
16:10Duck.
16:11There you go, Jack.
16:16The Rito itself.
16:31Then, okay.
17:01¡Gracias!
17:14¿Todd, you in here?
17:15You may enter.
17:24I got something to show you.
17:27Are you ready for this one?
17:32No monitor.
17:33I did my time, and I'm no longer under sac arrest.
17:36Sounds French, no? Sac arrest.
17:39Where's the enthusiasm, Todd?
17:41Aren't you happy for me?
17:43Thrilled to bits.
17:46I mean, I guess your range of emotions tends to be on the, you know, subtle side.
17:51I'm good with that.
17:52Well, what does Dana Dog want to do now that she's free to get her groove on?
17:59I want to breach a perimeter.
18:01I want to get the fuck out of this cul-de-sac.
18:03All right, then.
18:05Let's do it.
18:10God, I love this street.
18:11I've been thinking.
18:19You know what's weird?
18:21Everyone that lives in this neighborhood?
18:23That part.
18:25No follow-up on the garbage man.
18:27Barely any news.
18:29It's like nobody even mentions Gary.
18:31The whole town just swept it out of the rug like nothing happened.
18:34I mean, I guess the whole murderous garbage man does slightly chafe with the safest town in America thing.
18:40Almost like a cover-up.
18:42Yeah.
18:43It would slightly support your theory.
18:48The hell?
18:50What is it?
18:51You helped me start a new chapter, here's a chance to start yours.
18:54Keep it, sell it, blow it up for kicks, whatever you want to do.
18:58All my love, Allison.
19:03I don't get it.
19:06Allison made us the trustees.
19:08What?
19:10The Victorian is ours.
19:22I need to close this loop.
19:24I really want to make sure that this is over.
19:26If you say that there's more to this, then there's more to it.
19:28I appreciate that.
19:33This is very Mr. and Mrs. Smith of us.
19:36Mr. and Mrs. Fisher?
19:37Or, dare I say it, quite Bond.
19:40Oh, not John Connolly again.
19:42Right, it's Connery, and I stand by the fact that it is a very good impression.
19:47Given Austin Powers meets Shrek, if that's what you're going for, I love it.
19:52You're killing me here.
19:53That right there, it's too soon.
19:56Fair.
19:56Oh, this is so confusing.
19:58Why would the garbage man go after all of these people?
20:02None of them seem to have any connection.
20:06Unless...
20:07You know how Danny said, and yes, I know I'm referencing Danny, that everyone has a motive?
20:12I kind of zoned out after he said the thing about Naveen's pussy flaps.
20:15Yeah.
20:15Well, he was right about one thing.
20:17They always do.
20:18Unless they suddenly snap.
20:19Yeah, but the garbage man didn't snap over the course of 20 years.
20:23He had to have a motive.
20:24So I'm saying that there has to be a connective thread here.
20:28Then we need to establish a pattern.
20:34Ben.
20:36Nice view.
20:37Yes.
20:41God, I love this place.
20:44I never thought that I'd stay in Hinkley Hills my whole life, but here I am.
20:51Like, I know that the suburbs get a bad rap sometimes, but I've lived a lot of places in my
20:56life, and this is one of the best.
20:58It's a good place to grow up.
21:00Do you want kids?
21:01I want nothing more.
21:03Me too.
21:04Cool.
21:05Me too.
21:05You said that already.
21:08No, I'm really glad that you texted me.
21:10I'm glad you gave me another shot.
21:12I totally did not deserve it after the way I acted.
21:15And I totally would have understood if you never wanted to see me again, but I'm so...
21:18Naveen.
21:20I like you, Naveen.
21:23And you have really great taste in music.
21:28You think so?
21:30No.
21:33Cool.
21:34Wow.
21:35Mr. Whitmore's here.
21:37Who's that?
21:38My history teacher, junior year.
21:40What's his deal?
21:41Mr. Shitmore.
21:42Kind of an open goal for a kid like Danny Daniels.
21:45He's the most hated teacher at Hinkley High.
21:48What'd he do?
21:49I remember this year where he failed the kids in his class, which, to be fair, they kind of deserved
21:55because they were all quite lazy and stupid.
21:58But then the parents complained to the principal and the school board, tried to get him fired.
22:03Did they fire him?
22:04No, they didn't.
22:06So what happened to him?
22:08He died.
22:09How'd he die?
22:11A hiking accident in the Rockies.
22:14Sorry, I remember being weird at the time.
22:16And why is that weird?
22:17I could have sworn I'd seen him in the library that morning.
22:20I don't know.
22:21Maybe I didn't.
22:23Well, you did.
22:24Someone's lying.
22:26I've also been listening to a lot of, like, Ethiopian jazz lately to clear my head after everything with the
22:34attack.
22:34Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
22:35Like, I just, I didn't know if I should bring it up.
22:37No, it's fine.
22:38I'm, I'm, I should talk about it more.
22:41I'm trying to talk about my feelings more in general.
22:44Apparently therapy works.
22:45Oh, you were ticking off some big boxes, Naveen.
22:49We love a man in therapy.
22:51Were you terrified?
22:52I was really terrified, but then my Papa Bear instincts kicked in, and that was it.
22:56That was a wrap.
22:57I was like Super Mario getting a power-up.
23:00Let's-a go!
23:02Anyway, it's like a super strength entered into my body that I didn't even know was in me.
23:07Like, those moms that lift cars off their kids.
23:10I didn't want to kill them, but I couldn't let my little buddy Miles grow up without his parents.
23:16Want to hear a crazy theory about the garbage man?
23:18What's that?
23:19I think he was working for someone.
23:20The town?
23:21No, like a work-for-hire assassin.
23:24Like a henchman.
23:25Well, then why would he come after you?
23:26Oh, he didn't come after me, per se, but there were others.
23:30I'm sorry, I'm not following.
23:31Okay, it's a crazy story.
23:33Hey, I'm listening.
23:34The guy that owned this place, Hank, disappeared, right?
23:40Oh, no.
23:47Agnes.
23:48To what do I owe this distinct displeasure?
23:52Lynn, I've come to speak to you woman to woman.
23:56What does that mean?
23:58I'm not going to pussyfoot around it.
24:00I know.
24:01No, no what?
24:03About you and Bill.
24:04Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
24:07Let's not do this.
24:08I've seen the suggestive gardening.
24:11I know he joined your woods walk.
24:14Don't think I am not aware of everything that goes on in my neighborhood.
24:19And don't think that I don't know about you and Marty.
24:25Are you really going to hold something against me that happened in the past?
24:29With someone who is no longer with us?
24:33Yes.
24:34You really do need to learn to let things go.
24:38Bill is a lovely man.
24:40And frankly, he deserves better than you.
24:45Lynn.
24:46Are you aware that Marty never pulled the proper permits when you renovated your kitchen?
24:53I let it slide because we were close.
24:57But there's a very hefty fine.
25:00And on consideration, I think I'll have to call the inspector.
25:05See you around, neighbor.
25:14Marty, we are fucked.
25:36Oh, Lynn, what the fuck?
25:38No, how's the privilege?
25:41Oh, I'm sorry.
25:42I'm so sorry.
25:44I didn't mean to re-traumatize you.
25:47But this is an emergency.
25:49Are you okay?
25:50I am very much not.
25:51I came to you because you're a friend.
25:54But more importantly, at this exact moment, because you're a lawyer.
26:00Okay, go on.
26:01I desperately need expert legal advice.
26:05And this can be a private conversation.
26:08Correct?
26:08Attorney-client privilege.
26:10I waive my secrets.
26:13A double indemnity.
26:15Well, that's not exactly how this works.
26:16I have been keeping Marty's body in my fridge for the last six months.
26:23You serious?
26:24Deadly serious.
26:26I didn't kill him.
26:28He was getting eggs.
26:31And he had a heart attack.
26:33And he's still in there.
26:35And an inspector is coming.
26:37This is above my pay grade.
26:38I mean, failure to report a death is a felony.
26:43I was afraid you would confirm that.
26:46So, what are my options?
26:48Who else knows about this?
26:49Dana and Todd.
26:51And now you.
26:52Damn.
26:55Why am I always murder adjacent?
26:57I didn't kill him.
26:59But I can't get arrested.
27:01I have delicate wrists.
27:03And I run cold.
27:05Oh, God.
27:05They'll find him.
27:07Stupid, stupid, stupid.
27:08Why didn't I bury him when I had the chance?
27:14I have an idea.
27:25Go and live this way.
27:27Shh.
27:28Shh.
27:29Hey, look.
27:31Right there.
27:31No, this way.
27:32Stay straight, stay straight.
27:34I know, but...
27:34Very.
27:35Sorry, I'm directionally challenged.
27:37You've got to work on your biceps, Todd.
27:39It's pinching my finger.
27:40Todd.
27:43It's on my foot.
27:44Oh, shit.
27:50Hey.
27:56That's it.
27:58Rest well, buddy.
28:00If I could just say a few words.
28:03Marty, you were so loved.
28:07You were a wonderful friend, father, and husband most of the time.
28:14I spent over half my life with you, and I will miss you every day.
28:21Even though you hurt me, I forgive you.
28:27And even though you won't be with me anymore, you'll always be next door.
28:42I really loved your pie.
28:45It was very good pie.
28:49We're going to take care of your gal over here, Marty.
28:51We're surrounding Lynn, and you'll rest well in this spot.
28:57People already think there are bones in there.
29:00Might as well be yours, right?
29:01I wish I could have met you.
29:04But you could say I met you in a way.
29:12Are those from Agnes' yard?
29:16Oh.
29:17Right.
29:18Todd, you have a death wish.
29:24I don't want to go first, but you know I don't want to get my berries from there.
29:27Okay.
29:28Yoo-hoo!
29:29Is that Hinkley Hills' hottest, bravest couple?
29:32Hey!
29:33Hi!
29:33After us, of course.
29:35How you healing, Benedict Cumberbitch?
29:37Yeah, it's good stuff.
29:38It's actually pretty painful and traumatic, but thanks.
29:41Oh, totally.
29:43Did you hear?
29:44Your neighbor, Gary, bequeathed the Victorian to the town in his will.
29:49Isn't that such a pleasant and unexpected surprise?
29:52Yeah.
29:52Wow.
29:53Most surprises tend to be unexpected.
29:55Oh, my God, you're so funny.
29:56I know.
29:56British.
29:57Yeah.
29:58You know he was murdered, right?
29:59Ugh.
30:00I don't like to dwell.
30:01Yeah, that guy was such a weirdo.
30:02The H.O.A.'s thrilled, of course.
30:04We can finally clean up my great-great-grandfather's home and restore it to its former glory.
30:09I didn't realize you were a Hinkley.
30:11We don't like to flaunt the pedigree.
30:13Hinkley, stay humble.
30:14Sorry, not sorry in advance for all the construction noise.
30:17Anyway, it is so good to see you guys.
30:19We'll see you guys around.
30:20Okay.
30:21Sounds good.
30:23But Allison gave us the deed and the key, so why lie?
30:31She's here.
30:33Hi, honey.
30:35I have some big news.
30:37Lay it on me.
30:38Guess who got into Hinkley Academy?
30:40What?
30:40Yes!
30:40Girl, I'm so proud of you!
30:43Can't sound surprised.
30:45You will remember us when you do inevitably end up in the White House.
30:48Exactly.
30:49I'll give you that.
30:51Was there anything else?
30:55I overheard Ainsley's mom and grandma outside just now.
30:59They said the people at the Academy live in this year are trash.
31:02I'm sorry.
31:04They're just jealous, okay?
31:06I have so many words for them right now, none of which feel appropriate to say in front of you.
31:10It's okay.
31:19Your boy, Naveen, coming tonight?
31:22Unfortunately not.
31:23He's on a second date.
31:24You okay, hon?
31:25Yeah, sorry.
31:28Rory told me she overheard Agnes and Lauren say she and the other kids that got into Hinkley
31:32Hills Academy this year are trash.
31:35What?
31:35And I just, I feel a way about it.
31:37I heard that Agnes' granddaughter didn't get a spot.
31:41She was actually one of the parents that went for that teacher that I was telling you about.
31:45Agnes led some insane crusade to try and get him fired.
31:48And then he died.
31:53Agnes hated Allison, right?
31:54Yeah.
31:58Go with me on this.
31:59Focus around, do it.
32:01For decades, people in Hinkley Hills have gone missing.
32:05We weren't the only ones who went missing.
32:06He's about as much in Hawaii as Elvis is riding a gas station in Pittsburgh.
32:11Allison and Gary found the link, but they couldn't find the motive.
32:13I think I did.
32:15All right, get down with it.
32:16Everyone on Allison and Gary's list of potential victims went against the town.
32:21Okay, they were a nuisance.
32:23They were a problem.
32:24They were trash.
32:25But then the parents complained to the principal and the school board.
32:28Tried to get him fired.
32:29There was a guy who sold handbags out of the trunk of his car.
32:32Small business owner who refused to sell.
32:34And the garbage man took them out.
32:37I just get paid.
32:41To take out the trash.
32:43It's a bit on the nose.
32:44He said paid.
32:46Implying that he was following someone else's orders.
32:52Girl, you got the trash truck doing the damn thing on a Sunday.
32:55Come on.
32:56What are you trying to say?
32:57Who is rapidly hell-bent on keeping this town pristine at all costs?
33:02Who terrorizes their neighbors?
33:04Who uses their position to keep people in line?
33:08Think of it as your new Bible.
33:09The evil overlord.
33:10The person that spent 25 years devoting their life to keeping Hinkley Hills the safest town in America.
33:29Who's wrong with me?
33:30Who's wrong with me?
33:32Why do I feel like this?
33:41uh oh oh he's got moves
33:46that's right ladies this dj can dance
33:50naveen's famous nyadas short for pina coladas don't think about it too much
33:59hmm it tastes like vacation right top secret recipe wow it's a secret no for real like it's like a
34:07top
34:07secret recipe all right all right i'll tell you i'll tell you but you gotta promise you can't
34:15tell anybody no your secret is safe with me okay the secret is the dark rum flow
34:42okay but the entire mission of the hoa is to keep pinkly hills safe orderly and clean
34:50yeah but surely the whole of the homeowners association can't be involved in some
34:55murderous town white conspiracy can they let's look at the book we should go on vacation
35:00sometime i uh i'm really good on boats and i'm really good at pools
35:08and not us yeah does i'm gonna grab dessert okay yeah oh let me take care of these
35:24now we should at least be wary of anyone at the top especially anyone close to agnes
35:34oh my goodness oh my goodness shit that was amazing oh i can't take credit my friend gave me the
35:42recipe i'm gonna be right back i'm just gonna run to the uh ladies room okay
35:54wait but just because she's there doesn't necessarily mean she's involved and also what would the hoa have
36:00specifically against naveen they think he killed their guy
36:07hey i think i put too much secret in the in the nyadas oh no are you okay i feel
36:16i don't know is he picking up oh shit it's going straight to voicemail try again
36:37the lights are on okay come on i'm coming naveen naveen
36:53naveen naveen naveen oh no this is bad
37:01ralph
37:03stop
37:04naveen
37:07shit
37:11it's them nobody kidnaps our friend in our neighborhood and gets away with it
37:45Gracias por ver el video.
37:48Gracias por ver el video.
38:18Gracias por ver el video.
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