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TV, Land of the Lost S01-S04 (1974)
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00:02Marshall, Will, and Holly, on a routine expedition, met the greatest earthquake ever known.
00:16High on the rapids, it struck their tiny raft, and put them down a thousand feet below.
00:28To the land of the lost, to the land of the lost, to the land of the lost.
00:56To the land of the lost, to the land of the lost.
01:04To the land of the lost.
01:05To the land of the lost.
01:21To the land of the lost, to the land of the lost.
01:38Give it to Will.
01:40We'll take the swamp to the river, and wherever we are, wherever it goes, sooner or later it's got to
01:47hit an ocean.
01:48You know, we may not have to go that far.
01:51People tend to build cities in the forks of rivers.
01:53What kind of people?
01:55Well, let's find out.
01:56Come on.
01:56Put on your life vest.
01:57We can swim.
01:59Put on your life vest.
02:07I'm gonna miss this place.
02:11But not much.
02:18Bye, Dopey.
02:23We can't take Dopey with us, Holly.
02:26I wish we could.
02:27I'd probably eat the raft.
02:29Then we'd never get home.
02:31Bye, Dopey.
02:33I'll miss you.
02:40Bye, Grumpy.
02:41Goodbye, Grumpy.
02:47Bye.
02:51Now you've done it.
02:57Come on.
02:58Move!
02:58No!
02:59I'm trying, Dopey.
03:00I'm trying.
03:03Leave you to it, son.
03:05I'm trying, Dopey.
03:09Well, this is sure faster than pulling along in that swamp.
03:12It's a little light.
03:12It's a little light.
03:13yeah but we don't know what's ahead of us will I just hope that there's no rough
03:18water well I better take over that's about time
03:22this sure is a strange river you can say that again
03:37I don't like this dad are you sure this is the way to the ocean what's that
03:45it's a waterfall well there's no sure and we're being pulled toward it
03:49dad out there it's a hole in the wall I'll slow us down when we get there okay
03:56quick I'll get everything off the raft I don't know how long this pole's gonna hold
04:02it's no use will you and Holly get off come on hey what about you dad don't worry about me
04:07don't I said don't worry about me now come on get with Holly let's go quick it's breaking dad come
04:14on
04:15dad it's breaking dad dad hold on dad come on
04:30daddy daddy daddy you're okay dad where do we go from here
04:43I guess we'll have to go back we can't walk we can't follow the river no let's let's just follow
04:50this
04:51tunnel maybe maybe we can find out where the river comes out
05:11dad these tons look water carved and rivers just don't disappear let's keep going will come on Holly
05:41they're singing
05:43it's somebody singing it's another human being it's got to be another human being nothing else could sing that badly
06:04I wish I was in the land of
06:08I wish I was in the land of
06:20I wish I was in the land of the cotton old time land
06:23he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he not forgotten look away look away, look away
06:34you, you come down real slow hands high and faces smiling
06:46Come on now, come on, well might as well set a spell, I wouldn't want it said Jefferson
07:03Davis Colley III was inhospitable. Who are you? Are you Union or Confederate? We're from California.
07:19California? California, says you. Why, that's not even a state, says I.
07:24I'm Rick Marshall, my son Will, my daughter Holly. Nice antique cannon you got there.
07:32Antique? Why is there here served nobly at the Battle of Bull Run, and Antietam, and Gettysburg,
07:41and, and, and there ain't no way to speak about a lady.
07:54Where'd you get them funny clothes?
07:58You mean our life vest?
08:00Yeah, and them funny jackets. How'd you get in here? Where'd you come from?
08:05I told you, California.
08:08Some mighty strange folks in California.
08:12Well, that's what we're trying to get back to, but we'd settle for any place on Earth.
08:15Uh, how do we get out of here? I mean, we were following the river and all this-
08:19Oh, river don't end, it just goes underground, and then-
08:24It surfaces somewhere.
08:25Hold on. You hold on.
08:27It strikes me that if you were to get out of here, you just might take it into your heads
08:34to-
08:39And it strikes me that I could use some company here, and some help.
08:50I am Jefferson Davis Colley III, a fair man and a good cook, and one of the best artillerymen
09:02in the loyal army of the Confederate States of America. We shall rise again.
09:13Of course, we've never been defeated. That's only what these dang Yankees want us to believe.
09:23I tell you, you help me dig, and I'll share my supper with you. That fair?
09:36Well, it's-it's your cannon, Mr. Colley.
09:41Sherry? Oh! Sherry here-
09:45Sherry ain't never hurt nobody. These ways, not unless they deserved it.
09:53She's friendly.
10:08And I don't like this. I want to go home.
10:12Do you know how long it's been since I-I've seen a TV set?
10:16Well, it doesn't seem to have hurt you any.
10:19You know what? These are just like the ones we found in all the other caves, but brighter. I wonder
10:25why.
10:27Well, I'm tired and hungry. Even our own cave was better than this place.
10:32Well, that's just like the other kind of eyes.
10:36Here I am.
10:39Just like to call one of the crissies will be one of the blocks we get for you to pay
10:41for you,
10:51Here it depends, Mr. Colley's T.
10:52To sell one.
10:53But we're waiting for you to get intoκ°§Ω
11:02What makes them glow like this?
11:03This whole load seems to be some kind of a power source for something.
11:07It gives off light and heat as a side effect.
11:09And these little crystals, well, they're just chips off the whole thing.
11:13Can you imagine how much power it has?
11:15Wow.
11:16You know something, Will?
11:18Maybe.
11:19Maybe it powers the time portal we fell through.
11:23Hey, you think they could be radioactive?
11:26Well, probably not enough to hurt us.
11:28I mean, take a look how long Collie's been here.
11:30Dad, how long has he been here?
11:32He doesn't look like he's 130 years old.
11:35No, I don't think so either.
11:37But he thinks he's from the time of the Civil War.
11:41Will, do me a favor.
11:43Don't tell him who won.
11:45Daddy, Daddy, look what I found.
11:48Sleastack, the big insects.
11:50I wonder where Collie went to.
11:53Take a look at this.
11:54These scratches are new, aren't they?
11:56Yeah.
11:57We'd better get out of here.
11:58The Sleastack are probably still around.
11:59We should be safe down here in the cavern, shouldn't we?
12:03The Sleastack don't like the light.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Good.
12:07Good.
12:08Hee, hee, hee.
12:09Now, oh, no, blue.
12:12See, blue ones ain't no good,
12:13because they'll make you sick, you know.
12:16Oh, yellow ones are okay, though.
12:19See, yellow ones are fine, but watch this.
12:31Makes a good lamp, don't it?
12:33Yeah, the yellow one gets bright enough to blind you.
12:36But it don't last long.
12:39What's that?
12:43That's dinner.
12:45Of course, it ain't catfish, but it's almost as good.
12:48Put a little salt on it, but I'm running low.
12:51No rack of lamb tonight.
12:55Do you know what these are?
12:57Sure.
12:58First year I was here, shot three of them.
13:01Biggest dang Yankees you ever saw.
13:04They weren't bad, though.
13:06Tasted a whole lot like lobster.
13:09But yet again, not like lobster, if you know what I mean.
13:12Of course, they don't bother me much anymore.
13:16Well, the next one you see might shoot back.
13:19They have crossbows.
13:21And they think we taste good, too.
13:24Well.
13:26Mr. Colley, where's the river?
13:29I can't tell you.
13:30I like to, but I can't.
13:33Mr. Colley, it could get very dangerous around here.
13:36This arrow is new.
13:38Oh.
13:41Okay, why not?
13:47I'll tell you.
13:49A man can get lonely.
13:52Lonely with nothing but fish and walls to talk to.
13:58Sarah there, she's not much on conversation.
14:02She's a fighter, not a talker.
14:07I'd like some company before you go wandering on.
14:13You might like it here.
14:16It's not so bad.
14:18You might even want to stay for a while.
14:21No, we won't.
14:22We want to go home.
14:25Mr. Colley, look.
14:29You fought a war because you didn't want other people telling you what to do.
14:33Well, we don't want you telling us what to do, either.
14:37Well, I'm not keeping you here.
14:39But you are.
14:40You won't tell us a way out of here.
14:42And we could get lost in those tunnels searching for it.
14:45You got it, son.
14:47I told you.
14:48It ain't so bad here.
14:51This place is dangerous.
14:54Sleep, snack.
14:56Sit down.
14:58You won't tell us a little slimy, green, long-legged.
15:20That'll learn you to fire on the Confederacy, you long-legged scaly.
15:26Oh, I tell you.
15:32Oh, Sarah here.
15:34She don't talk much.
15:36But when she do, you better listen.
15:50We could go looking for the river ourselves.
15:53No, we could get lost in those caves and may never find our way home.
15:57Yeah.
15:58And then there's those yucky sleaze stacks.
16:01They're probably all over the caves, too.
16:04Oh, no.
16:07You ain't worth it.
16:10Mr. Colley, we thank you for lunch, and we thank you for chasing away the sleaze stack.
16:16But we're not going to dig one more jewel out of that wall until you tell us how to get
16:19out of here.
16:21Well, if I tell you how to get out, you won't dig no more jewels, no how.
16:26You don't work, you don't eat, I don't care.
16:30Seems pretty realistic, doesn't he?
16:33Well, that's a better idea than the other one.
16:36Which other one?
16:37Well, that he's been here for over a hundred years and doesn't know it, or that he's mad.
16:42You know, Colley's been eating those mushrooms for a long time.
16:46And some mushrooms have funny chemicals in them that do weird things to your head.
16:52Dad, we're out of water.
16:57Mr. Colley, I'm thirsty.
17:00Oh, all right, you dig some jewels, and I'll get you something to drink.
17:06Oh, here, here now.
17:13This will wet your whistle.
17:15I don't want a wet whistle.
17:17I want a drink of water.
17:19Ew, what is that?
17:21It's awful.
17:22Oh, that's fermented mushroom and fish juice.
17:28Puts hair on your chest.
17:31I don't want a hairy chest.
17:33I want a drink of water.
17:36Oh, all right, you stay here.
17:40Stay here, and I'll get it.
17:42Now, what about the sleigh stack?
17:44Well, never mind them.
17:46I'll take some light crystals with me.
17:48Oh, Sarah's too big to take along with you, huh?
17:51No, she's out of ammunition.
17:52That was my last shot till I mix up some more.
17:56Out of ammunition?
17:58You don't listen.
18:00You don't have to shout.
18:02She's out of ammunition.
18:05Till I mix up some more,
18:07I have to filter the saltpeter,
18:09and it takes time.
18:12Oh, don't get your water,
18:14and you don't have to worry about anything.
18:16The sleigh stack won't be back for a while.
18:22Oh, God.
18:25You know something?
18:25I don't trust Collie.
18:28At least he's better than the sleigh stack.
18:30Anything's better than the sleigh stack.
18:32All right, let's go.
18:34Shh.
18:40Okay.
18:54All right, let's go.
18:56Bye.
18:57Bye.isters
18:57Bye.
19:00Bye.
19:01Bye.
19:02Bye.
19:04Bye.
19:10Now what?
19:12Feel it along the rock.
19:16Hurry or we'll lose it.
19:24Hey, I got it.
19:25How far does it go?
19:28All the way. I can see the light.
19:30Good.
19:47Water!
19:57What are we hiding for?
20:00Right. We found a way out of here.
20:06Hurry, hurry.
20:08Holly, can you swim?
20:09Got a lake? Why?
20:18That is smart, but one thing.
20:21What?
20:21Well, when you add yellowing, sometimes the light don't last too long.
20:31No, not that, boy. Get rid of them.
20:37Everybody under the river. Come on.
20:38Quick, come on.
20:39Let's go.
20:42Come on.
20:42Come on, Colin.
20:43Come on.
20:44Come on.
20:50Let's go.
20:52Quick.
20:54Hey, now.
20:55Hey.
21:03Hey, hey.
21:04Hold on to us, Colin.
21:05Come on.
21:05You won't sink.
21:06Come on.
21:07Come on.
21:07I got it.
21:08Whoa!
21:09Hold on to me.
21:12Hang on.
21:13What?
21:18Huh?
21:19Huh?
21:30Oh, hey.
21:32Oh, hey.
21:34Hey, the river's turned into a swamp.
21:39What's that?
21:41Ah, that's a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
21:44The most dangerous beast I've ever heard of.
21:47In fact, we used to have one around our...
21:51cave.
21:52We're back at the pylon.
21:54And Dopey!
21:56Dad?
21:58We must have gone downstream all the way.
22:01The river begins and ends right here in the swamp.
22:05This isn't the way out.
22:07Maybe there is no way out.
22:09There's a way in. There's gotta be a way out.
22:11This is a closed universe.
22:15Like a...
22:17a locked room in space.
22:21I don't think I'm about to like this place.
22:24It's nothing but a swamp.
22:26I gotta get back to my sary.
22:29We'll just follow the river downstream.
22:32Woo-wee!
22:33That's a mighty big tranny...
22:35...tran-a-sary...
22:41When I look...
22:43all around...
22:45I can't believe the things I've found.
22:48Now I need to find my way.
22:51I'm lost, I'm lost, find me.
22:55Living in the land of the law.
23:00Living in the land of the law.
23:04Living in the land of the land
23:06Living in the land of the land of the house,
23:07October 20th, October 20th, meteorologist
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