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00:05ah man
00:06Anthony what's that?
00:08sorry other Anthony
00:10uh it's like a turbo
00:12thermos like
00:13i think it was a welcome gift
00:15it can hold water but not a lot of water
00:17it was like in my closet
00:19it's just in the closet? yeah
00:21it wasn't like on the counter or anything? no it's like on the floor
00:24maybe I think that was left over
00:26from whoever
00:28it's got like a
00:29¿Qué es eso?
00:29Oh, qué es eso.
00:30Lo siento, es que es la agua.
00:32¡Los los bienes!
00:32Lo que es eso es?
00:34¿Qué es un alcohol es más de la gel?
00:35¡Right!
00:36¿Estas dormido?
00:38¿De qué usan algo así?
00:39¿Has un colapso?
00:39Sí, sí.
00:40Pues, no, no, no.
00:44¿Dónde está la agua?
00:44No, no, no.
00:45¿Dónde está la agua?
00:46No.
00:47¿No?
00:47¿De qué no?
00:47¿No?
00:48¿Por qué no te haría de beber?
00:50¿Por qué?
00:53¿Por qué?
00:54La agua, no.
00:56¿Qué es la agua?
00:58¿No?
00:59No, no.
01:00No, no a flashlight.
01:01It ain't a thermos.
01:02Wait, you don't know what that is?
01:04Wait, somebody's got to tell me.
01:06What is a flashlight?
01:08Um...
01:09Uh...
01:10Uh...
01:10What is a...
01:11It's a masturbatory toy for men.
01:14Oh!
01:15Wait, so it's not?
01:16And there's raking out of it?
01:17What?
01:18Put it down!
01:19Put it down!
01:20On there, Anthony, honey...
01:22You need to put it down because it's not clean.
01:25Oh, my.
01:27So I spoke with Marjorie and she let me know that that was not a welcome gift.
01:31This, honestly, this is like classic Malibu realtors.
01:35So you think somebody, did somebody use that?
01:37I don't know, honey, but if they did, they weren't just sticking eyes in it.
01:44Are you guys excited about the retreat?
01:46Oh my God.
01:47Stoked.
01:47Obviously, it's Doug's last retreat.
01:51Give it up for the new CEO of Rocking Grandma's Hot Dog.
01:54He's a great kid.
01:55Yeah.
01:56But is he the right fit for CEO?
01:58Will you marry me?
01:59No, Kevin.
02:02You're Captain Funk.
02:03You got this.
02:03You got this.
02:04I don't got this.
02:11My intention is to find and open the time capsule.
02:15Oh.
02:16Malibu realtors.
02:18They were f***ing monsters.
02:19I saw them bringing in a cotton candy machine and they were swirling around cocaine in it.
02:43It's an empty seat.
02:45This is going to be empty.
02:47Last night, Kevin had some family issues that he had to go and deal with.
02:50So, um, he, uh, he had to leave, but he designated me Captain Fun, and I actually don't have the
02:56hat on right now.
02:56I need to run and grab it.
02:57But, but, so I got a little bit of a promotion from Lieutenant to Captain.
03:00Is Kevin coming back today?
03:02Um, honestly, uh, is, I don't know if Kevin is.
03:05Hey guys!
03:06Do either of these trees look like a, kind of like a screaming man to you guys?
03:11Well, I'm not sure what he means by a screaming man.
03:13You're trying to find the time capsule?
03:15Mm-hmm.
03:16You don't remember where you put it?
03:17No.
03:18I remember being, like, near a tree to look kind of like a screaming man.
03:21But if you said...
03:22Y'all say, let me, let me finish up this interview and I'll do a walk around with you and
03:25see if we can find it.
03:26For real?
03:26Yeah, I got you.
03:27My man.
03:28Thank you.
03:28Yes, sir.
03:28Thank you.
03:29Impressive.
03:30It's like a 700 page.
03:31Almost eight.
03:32Yo, there he is!
03:34Hail Capitan!
03:36Yeah, or, uh, hey, I'm the Captain now, right?
03:39Captain Ron.
03:40This is a good movie, huh?
03:41Good morning, man.
03:42I'm, like, a little, like, you know, a little nervous, like, first day as CEO, you know?
03:47Big first day for you, first day as Captain Fun, you know?
03:49It's all right.
03:50Just take a breath.
03:51It's all right.
03:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:52Look, I need today to go well, right?
03:54So I was wondering if you could just back me up as Captain Fun, you know?
03:57I have my back.
03:57Yeah, yes, sir.
03:58I got you.
03:59I got you, man.
03:59All right.
04:00Appreciate you, bro.
04:01Have a good day, man.
04:01Let's go.
04:03Yeah, yes, sir.
04:04Good morning, everybody.
04:05Morning, morning.
04:06All right, good morning, everyone.
04:08Good morning.
04:09Let's all begin.
04:11Gather around.
04:12Take a seat.
04:12Or remain seated.
04:14Or stand at your leisure.
04:18Actually, I'm not CEO yet, so we're going to wait for Dad to get started.
04:24Good start.
04:26Good start.
04:26Good start.
04:27Good start.
04:28Yeah, we'll just wait for Dad.
04:31Amy, after Kevin's prank last night, I got to know, are you okay?
04:38That's so sweet, Jimmy.
04:39Yeah, I'm good.
04:41I'm actually, like, really good.
04:43Oh, Jimmy the ally.
04:45Yeah.
04:46He has a past, and he's really trying to make up for every dark, ugly, nasty thing he did.
04:52It's okay to not be okay.
04:56Oh, Jimmy, I love that.
04:57Everyone these days is just trying to be relevant and caring and thoughtful and be kind, and
05:05it's just grinding my ass into a stub.
05:08And so the last night I couldn't sleep because I was up all night going, like, okay, I mean,
05:10girl, you just turned 40.
05:12What are fun, cool things that you want to experience, you know, while you still have time?
05:16Like a bucket list?
05:18A what?
05:19A bucket list.
05:20It's just all the things that you want to do before you die.
05:21That's, yes, oh, my God, a bucket list.
05:24A bucket list, yeah.
05:25Yes, I need to make a bucket list.
05:26You never made one before?
05:26No, have you?
05:27Yeah, several.
05:28Seriously?
05:29That is such a good idea.
05:31Oh, I'm sorry.
05:33Good morning.
05:34Hey, guys.
05:35Let's look live.
05:36Can I have everyone's attention, please?
05:37Now we'll formally begin.
05:41We'll formally begin.
05:42All right.
05:43Hey, guys, day two.
05:45Rockin' Grandma's Retreat.
05:49I spoke with Kevin and his mom, and she said he's doing fine.
05:53He's probably not going to be back today.
05:55Okay.
05:56Okay, so.
05:58Kevin played a prank on us and proposed to Amy.
06:01He said it was a prank after he proposed, and Amy said no, and he left.
06:05So I think he just needs to take a beat.
06:08Today is going to be amazing.
06:10It is Seminar Day!
06:13Yay!
06:13Woo!
06:14Woo!
06:15Woo!
06:15Woo!
06:16Well, we do a lot of fun things at the retreat, but Seminar Day is not one of the fun
06:22things.
06:23I think last year we had a nine-hour seminar on, um, what was it?
06:29Uh, listening, I think.
06:32No, I don't remember that.
06:33But it's easy to remember three things, situation, behavior, impact.
06:37These are things that are going to make feedback more receivable and effective.
06:42I kind of fell asleep during one guy, and when I woke up, that guy turned into a different guy.
06:48There are a lot of ways in which conflict may arise.
06:51There is also a wide array of what constitutes harassment.
06:55That includes intimidating looks and staring, comments about appearance, vulgar gestures,
07:01whistling and making kissing noises, racist, xenophobic, uh, homophobic, sexist, transphobic slurs.
07:07It's my most favorite day of the retreat.
07:12Yeah.
07:12Well.
07:13Oh my god.
07:14What was that?
07:15Oh my lord.
07:16Oh no, it's, um, it's my new posture trainer.
07:19If I slouch, it corrects me.
07:21Oh god.
07:22Okay.
07:22Lastly, the bystander justifies inaction by saying, it's not my problem.
07:28I'm not going to lie, this morning's speakers were super lame and boring, so I made a future
07:36executive decision and hired a speaker of my own.
07:39And she was dope.
07:41Total vibe shift.
07:42Steve, is that how you pronounce it?
07:43Steve, Steve.
07:44Steve, that is correct, yes.
07:45Doug, is that how you pronounce it?
07:46Doug, Doug?
07:47Doug, yes.
07:47My name is Christine.
07:55I live in a condo.
07:59I went to an online university to get my public speaking certificate.
08:14And now I speak all over the country.
08:21Emotions and vulnerability in the workspace.
08:24It's an important area that we don't always think about.
08:27Because we hear things like, don't invite Susan to the meeting.
08:32She's on her period, she'll probably cry.
08:34Could be something like that.
08:35You've heard that before.
08:36Okay.
08:37I have never heard that.
08:39Now, I'm going to have you reach down, open up your envelope, and there'll be a sentence inside.
08:44And I want you to read it aloud to the group.
08:46Let's start with you.
08:47Jimmy, is that how you pronounce it?
08:48Jimmy?
08:48Yeah.
08:49I want you to read that aloud with no emotions attached.
08:53I hate everyone in this room.
08:54Oh my God.
08:56Hey, no emotions, guys.
08:58Sorry.
08:59My girlfriend dumped me because she said she didn't feel that I had any emotion when I told
09:06her I loved her.
09:07Well, how do you say it?
09:09I love you.
09:11Oh.
09:12Well, you could put a little more passion in it.
09:15I love you.
09:17Aw.
09:18That's better.
09:18That's good.
09:19That was just louder.
09:20That was just louder.
09:20I just think I'll probably die alone.
09:24My dog is my husband.
09:27Okay.
09:29So, how does that feel?
09:31Bad because I love being able to support people with emotions.
09:35Not quite.
09:35Not quite.
09:36But close.
09:37My dog is my husband.
09:39What does that even mean, right?
09:40But let's put some emotion on it.
09:42So if I say, my dog is my husband!
09:47Right?
09:47It's almost like maybe there's a lady who had spoken to a witch or a wizard.
09:51And the wizard's saying, you have a beautiful golden retriever, but you don't have a husband.
09:54But we could turn the golden retriever into a husband somehow.
09:59Yeah, so I haven't attended too many seminars.
10:02So I'm not sure how they go.
10:03But this one was pretty weird.
10:05And I just try to be there and support Dougie like I promised.
10:08Anthony?
10:09Anthony?
10:09Is that how you can pronounce it?
10:10Anthony?
10:11Yeah, Anthony.
10:12I am humiliated to admit it.
10:15But I ruined the bedding.
10:17Ugh.
10:18It happens.
10:21So, for this exercise, you'll come up.
10:24You'll sit in the boss's chair.
10:25We'll have our meeting where I'll tell you my problem.
10:27Once I tell you my problem, you're going to say,
10:29I have to admit I don't know what to do.
10:34Yo, what up?
10:35Welcome to my office.
10:36What's cracking?
10:37Is that maybe how you would speak to it?
10:39Yeah.
10:39Okay.
10:40Or like, what's going on?
10:41Oh, God.
10:44I know about an elevator that's been stuck on the seventh floor with people in it for many
10:49hours, and I haven't said anything about it.
10:54I've got to admit, I don't know what to do.
11:00There's something about the way you're just throwing it away that is actually really charming.
11:07And that's a man in charge.
11:27Oh, you guys, I've been working on my bucket list.
11:30Can I share?
11:32Please, let's do it.
11:33Yeah, let's hear it.
11:34Okay.
11:35Stand up for myself.
11:37I feel like I could cross that off.
11:40Time Square for New Year's.
11:42Oh, boy.
11:44I love crowds.
11:47Get highlights, but just simple ones, not like chunky, but enough to still get a compliment
11:53on.
11:54Let her cook, let her cook.
11:55Yeah, we got to keep going.
11:57This feels crazy.
11:58Is this crazy?
11:59Uh-uh.
12:00Oh, hike.
12:02Oh, dear God.
12:03What?
12:04Kind of boring.
12:06Don't yuck my yum, what do you mean?
12:07Well, I don't mean any disrespect, sweetie, and you should do all of those things.
12:11Okay.
12:11Absolutely.
12:12I do want to.
12:12But you've got to put yourself out there.
12:14Okay.
12:15Take a risk.
12:16Well, give me one.
12:17Okay, like, go to a strip club and sleep with a stripper.
12:22Helen, no!
12:25It's a bucket list.
12:26It should be great.
12:28Wait, wait.
12:28Take him to a dark alley and have sex with him there.
12:31He was wild when you were young.
12:33I don't know if I'm going to have sex in alleyway.
12:36And if it's too dirty, you can just use the car.
12:39Not in the alleyway.
12:41Wait, I have one.
12:42Okay, yeah, what is it?
12:43Um, have you ever seen the TV show Bones?
12:46Uh-uh.
12:47Okay, well, I think you should watch an episode of Bones before you die.
12:52I'll watch Bones with you if you want.
12:54Really?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Everyone should come because everyone should watch it before they die.
12:59Hey, guys!
13:00Guys!
13:01There's been a robbery.
13:02What?
13:04Yeah.
13:05What do you mean robbed?
13:06Everyone's like, what happened?
13:08Thought something bad happened.
13:09Mm-hmm.
13:09I just went in here and a 48-bag box of Cool Ranch Doritos has gone missing.
13:16Somebody took the box, and so I just need to know who took it.
13:19I didn't take him.
13:20I didn't take him.
13:22Really?
13:22Nobody wants to admit they took it?
13:24I didn't take him.
13:25I was like, y'all, you can search my room.
13:27I don't know, you know.
13:27We didn't know what to do.
13:29We were like, is this real?
13:31This is just like the Malibu Realtors all over again.
13:34If this turns into Grey Goose bottles and fleshlights, I swear to freaking God.
13:41God damn it.
13:43It wasn't the chips.
13:45It was the trust.
13:46She had the Malibu Realtors last week here, and she said she has PTSD from them because they
13:52had no respect.
13:54All right, so did anybody take the chips?
13:57I don't think that anybody here did.
13:58Amy.
13:59What?
14:00You do love Cool Ranch Doritos.
14:01I know.
14:01They are my favorite.
14:02I'm not saying you did it, but like, did you do it?
14:05I don't need 50 bags.
14:07Yeah.
14:07Oh, yeah.
14:08I mean, I believe all women, right?
14:10So I believe all of y'all that you did not take the chips.
14:13And Marjorie's a woman, too, and I believe her, so I don't know.
14:17Thank you, Jimmy.
14:18You didn't have to.
14:18How do we solve this?
14:19I don't know.
14:20I would usually.
14:21The whole thing is like, letting her search to where they could be, and I don't know how
14:26comfortable y'all are with that.
14:27I mean, we could like, you know what I'm saying, I guess, search each other's rooms, because
14:31like, if you go search your room, you're lying.
14:33Thank you.
14:33That's true.
14:33We could all go as like a group, so that way we all get.
14:37That's like team building.
14:38Let's go.
14:38Team building.
14:40Who's the liar?
14:43Where are we starting?
14:44Where are we starting?
14:45Future CEO, we can check my room first.
14:47All right.
14:48That's what leaders do.
14:49I guess so.
14:50Dougie's room is clear.
14:51No chips.
14:52Just a big-ass Jamaican flag.
14:54You're ripping the boys from King Star.
14:56Dougie, uh-uh, we done.
14:58Yeah, yeah, sorry, my bad.
14:59Anthony and Dougie led us from room to room, digging in everybody's stuff, trying to find
15:03these Doritos.
15:04PJ's the first one that I think it possibly might be.
15:07Oh, dang!
15:08Come.
15:09I have a huge suitcase.
15:12Full of my snacks.
15:14I don't need to take Cool Ranch Doritos, okay?
15:17Well, I'm trying to be a snack fluencer.
15:19I can't just talk the talk, honey.
15:22I have to snack the snack.
15:23The social media thing, I see it and I just feel like I know I can do it.
15:26Your personality, then you have your snacks.
15:28Like, that's just you, you know what I'm saying?
15:30Just take that and put it on the internet.
15:33Okay.
15:34Claire's room is good.
15:35No chips.
15:36Jackie's room is clear.
15:38Amy's room is clear.
15:39Steve's room is clear.
15:39There are no chips.
15:40Boom!
15:42I mean, actually, Jimmy, we didn't go in your room.
15:44Yeah, that's not what I think.
15:45You're right.
15:46We didn't.
15:46You're right.
15:48You know, I actually have some delicate items sitting out.
15:54I don't know if we all need to go in my room.
15:56You're clearing them.
15:57Will you just come?
15:58Yeah, I got you.
15:59I got you.
15:59Okay.
16:00All right.
16:00Thanks for coming in.
16:01Yeah, yeah.
16:02For sure.
16:03All right.
16:04All right.
16:04Look, I, you know, old me used to be problematic, right?
16:11And so new Jimmy, sober, making changes.
16:14All right.
16:15I don't want to go back to that.
16:16So what I do is when I travel, I carry with me what I call a shame altar so that
16:21they remind
16:22me of what I used to be like.
16:25Okay.
16:26Halloween was a big day for old Jimmy.
16:28These are some costume changes that were regrettable that I wish I could get back.
16:33Mike Jack?
16:34MJ?
16:35Michael Jackson.
16:36I mean, obviously, you see how wrong that is.
16:38Uh, what's wrong with it?
16:41It's a white face.
16:44But you're white.
16:45Oh, look at these two.
16:47PJ, what do you got in there, though?
16:48But find out what's in there.
16:50What do you got in there, though?
16:51Uh, what the fuck?
16:54Pocahontas?
16:54Uh, close.
16:56Pocahottas.
16:57I feel like that's a little bit of, what would you call it, culture appropriation?
17:01It's a lot of things.
17:02Also, it's real leather.
17:05I think they're pornographic items.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08I'm not surprised.
17:10Well, old Jimmy.
17:10That's still part of old Jimmy.
17:12Yeah.
17:12We should probably look for these chicks before they start asking too many questions.
17:15Yeah.
17:16All right.
17:16You don't really have too much space to hide it.
17:18Actually, there's one last picture.
17:22Oh, Lord.
17:22Okay.
17:23I mean, it's the worst.
17:25I feel awful about it.
17:26But it's not in here.
17:28It's in that time capsule, and that is why I've got to find it.
17:31Look, man.
17:32I'm glad you shared this with me.
17:33I'm glad you were able to open up.
17:35But we've got to get back to look for these chicks.
17:36Oh.
17:36Don't wait.
17:37Don't wait.
17:37Yeah.
17:38Absolutely.
17:38Yeah, he had some personal things in there.
17:40I mean, nothing crazy that you could think of.
17:41Just some things that I can respect, and I definitely understand why he might not want people in there.
17:45Yeah, nothing German or anything.
17:48What?
17:49Okay.
17:50Jeremy's room is clear.
17:52No chips, and nothing to worry about at all.
17:54Nothing.
17:57Uh, okay.
17:59Hey, on to my room.
18:00All right.
18:01See, like, come check out my snacks.
18:02The only thing I took was my beef jerky.
18:04You feel what I'm saying?
18:05I see chips, but not the Cool Ranch Doritos.
18:08Anthony's room is clear.
18:10No chips.
18:11Can this be over?
18:13I want to be inside.
18:14It's for real.
18:15Oh, hey, guys.
18:16Dad's here.
18:16Dad, hey.
18:17Hey, guys.
18:18Hey.
18:18What do you got?
18:19We passed it.
18:20We checked everybody's room.
18:21Nobody had them in the room.
18:23Yeah.
18:23And what's going on?
18:25No chips.
18:25No chips.
18:26And I think it was like a team building game.
18:29Exercise.
18:29Exercise.
18:30It's a game.
18:30Like a trust game.
18:31No, no, no.
18:32No, Marjorie is really, really upset about this.
18:34Okay?
18:35She's pissed.
18:35She thinks you guys are just blowing her off, man.
18:38What?
18:38No, we just did the...
18:39Blowing her off with what?
18:40We just wanted to go search everybody's rooms to double check that nobody was lying.
18:44Okay, but the bottom line is somebody took the chips, and we got to find out who it was.
18:48As incoming CEO, I will just say that I took the chips.
18:51No, nobody's saying they took the chips if they did not take the chips.
18:54So then what happens when she asks for the chips back?
18:56What are you going to do?
18:57I'll say I ate them.
18:5848 bags of them?
18:59I don't know.
19:00Hi, guys.
19:01Hi, Marjorie.
19:03So we just went through everybody's room, and there were no chips in there.
19:06So I genuinely don't think anybody from Mocking Grandma has them.
19:09Yeah.
19:10All right, well, that doesn't add up.
19:13So you searched everybody's room?
19:14Everybody's.
19:15Yeah, we searched everybody's room.
19:16You didn't miss anybody?
19:17Every single room?
19:18Yeah, we searched everybody's room except for Kevin.
19:20You didn't search Kevin's.
19:22He's gone, and his is all the way across.
19:24He's not down the list.
19:25Let's go search it.
19:26Let's go look.
19:27Okay.
19:27Honestly, it's not even, like, about the chips, you know?
19:29The chips is the trust.
19:30Yeah, for sure.
19:33Oh.
19:35Oh, found them.
19:37What?
19:38No.
19:38No, no, no.
19:39Wow.
19:40No way.
19:42Yo.
19:42This is my fault.
19:44What?
19:44This is my fault.
19:45Oh, my God.
19:47Yo.
19:48Oh, my God.
19:53This is so romantic, but this is not the right.
19:56Oh, God.
19:58There were Doritos in a heart with rose petals around.
20:02I do really love these.
20:05It was, like, really romantic.
20:07I'm guessing it was part of the joke engagement.
20:10Marjorie, I'm so sorry.
20:12This feels like my, I'm so, because if I didn't love Cool Ranch,
20:16Doritos and Kevin didn't love me.
20:18This is not your fault.
20:18This is not you.
20:19Seeing how happy the day-old stale chips arranged in the shape of a heart would have made Amy
20:25if it were with someone other than Kevin made me realize that maybe I don't have to say
20:30I love you, but I can show it through dumb gestures.
20:34Yeah.
20:35Just, like, if this was with someone else, you know what I mean?
20:37Like, I would have been perfect.
20:38Those have been out for a few days.
20:39I don't know if you should.
20:40Those are really bad.
20:41I think some of the, um, black spots of the chips were actually rat droppings also.
20:46Oh.
20:46I ate one.
20:50Way to, way to take command, my brother, for real.
20:53Any, any time I get an opportunity to, like, just jump out in the front and just be like,
20:58you know, how can we do this?
20:59Or when somebody asks for, like, a guest or, like, a helper or something, I'm like,
21:04let me jump in there.
21:05Yeah.
21:05Um, you got that good attitude, man.
21:07That's great, bro.
21:08Uh, today was about trust, and we kind of lost ours for a minute out there.
21:13But we were able to earn it back.
21:15That's right.
21:16Mm-hmm.
21:17Can I trust you to not judge me or all the really cool, fun things that I want to do?
21:22Yes.
21:24Helen?
21:25Yes.
21:27Oh, my gosh, you did it!
21:29We all did it!
21:31I trust you!
21:32I love that!
21:33You guys are so strong!
21:35I know it's only day one of the retreat, but the people here have made me feel like I'm
21:39a part of the team, and that's super cool.
21:42You know, the way you were willing to take the blame for your team?
21:45That's real leadership.
21:47Thanks, Dad.
21:49Oh!
21:50Oh, my God!
21:51Oh, my God!
21:51Oh, my God!
21:52Is he okay?
21:52Oh, my God!
21:53I've appreciated all your help.
21:55All right.
21:55You're Captain Fun, and I'm just making sure everyone has a good time, too.
21:59No, you need a name.
22:00If I'm Captain Fun, over to you.
22:02Major March?
22:03Major March.
22:03Major March?
22:04You like that?
22:04Yeah.
22:05Okay.
22:11One of the realtors?
22:13Honestly, yeah.
22:14They all had those Porsche Cayenne.
22:17I believe it with the suit.
22:19Oh, hey!
22:19I don't think I can deal with this right now.
22:21I'm just...
22:22It's okay.
22:22It's okay.
22:23Let's quit.
22:24Hi, you work here?
22:25Yeah.
22:25I remember you.
22:26It's Maggie?
22:27No, Marjorie.
22:28I was here last week, the Malibu Real Estate Association.
22:32Yeah, no, I know who you are.
22:33Cole, I know.
22:34Yeah, I left a personal item here.
22:35I just...
22:36If I could just get back into my old room, I'll run in real quick, grab it, and I'll get
22:39out.
22:39Is there somebody in there already?
22:40Yeah, there's someone staying in that room.
22:42Well, I actually have a real estate license, so I can enter other homes even with a tenant inside.
22:47Can you describe it?
22:48Yeah.
22:48It's kind of tubular.
22:51It's made out of this hard plastic.
22:53It's like a tool.
22:53It's like a relaxation device.
22:55Like a massager or something?
22:56It is like a form of massage.
22:59It looks kind of like a coffee thermos for like a travel mug.
23:03Kind of this erotic ice blue color.
23:06So a blue coffee mug essentially is what we're looking for?
23:08Yeah, pretty much.
23:09Can you fill it up?
23:10You do fill it up.
23:11I mean, yeah, you could throw it right in the dishwasher, honestly.
23:14If you don't think it's in the room, it might be by the business center,
23:17by the computer, or maybe by like the muddy part of the creek.
23:20I could sketch it.
23:21All right, boss.
23:22Yeah, man.
23:22If we find it, we can bring it to one of your open houses.
23:25I got you.
23:26No, no.
23:26I could not ask anybody to do that.
23:28I insist that you actually don't do that.
23:30Yeah, we'll keep an eye out, man.
23:31All right.
23:31We'll see you later, Cole.
23:32It's a beautiful car, man.
23:34What is it?
23:34Oh, thanks.
23:35Yeah, it's a Cayenne.
23:36Is that a turbo?
23:37No, I know.
23:38I just got bass.
23:39Oh, just bass?
23:40Okay.
23:41Wait, did you say turbo?
23:43We'll see you later.
23:46You're ice cold.
23:47Me?
23:48Yes.
23:48Yeah, I was trying so hard not to laugh.
23:51I'm going to fist bump you as soon as you pull it up.
23:53That was the best thing.
23:56Good job.
23:57Yeah.
23:58Yeah, so tomorrow it gets real.
24:01I have my first presentation to our clients as future CEO, so I just kind of wanted to chill
24:08and watch a little TV.
24:09Oh, and I got to cross something off my bucket list.
24:12We watch Bones.
24:13This is my favorite show.
24:16And then that's Bones.
24:19This looks like Kate.
24:20Kate, this looks like you.
24:22That was Bones.
24:23Hi.
24:24Hi.
24:25Hi.
24:26Hi.
24:26Hi.
24:27Hi.
24:30And now we watch Bones.
24:32Cheers.
24:34Guys, it only felt right.
24:36Oh, my God.
24:38Hi, Rita.
24:40Everyone should watch Bones before they die.
24:43I just want to watch it while I'm alive.
24:46Yay.
24:47Good job.
24:48Yay.
24:50Boom.
24:52I'll have to re-watch it because everyone was talking the whole time.
24:56Oh, my God.
24:56I'll watch it with you again.
24:58I'd prefer not.
25:06On the next episode of Company Retreat.
25:09Today is what?
25:12Company Retreat!
25:14I have a big kind of announcement that no one really knows about.
25:17We really don't know what he has in store.
25:21Someone has filed an anonymous complaint.
25:25This report requires us to attend a mandatory sexual harassment seminar today.
25:30The sexual harassment seminar can gargle in my ballsack.
25:33Boop.
25:33The new CEO of my son, Dougie Jr.
25:38Give it up for this guy!
25:40Woo!
25:41Walk.
25:41Where?
25:42What?
25:42Now.
25:43We'll come back now.
25:44Bye.
25:46Bye.
25:58Bye.
26:00Bye.
26:01Bye.
26:03Bye.
26:04Bye.
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