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00:05¡Gracias!
00:30I think it's worse to be good at this game.
00:33I lost my brother. He actually got killed in front of his son.
00:36Oh, awful.
00:38I mean, I just can't deal with that.
00:40It's like, let's not make it into some sob story.
00:42It is a sob story.
00:44It's sad, it's horrible, but it is what it is.
01:02Americans tend to be very openly emotional.
01:06I just, I'm so sad. I feel sad.
01:08Oh, my God, you're going to make me cry. I feel so alone, actually.
01:11Keep calm and carry on is the motto.
01:13Maybe we should all talk about stuff more. I don't know.
01:17How awful to feel an emotion.
01:20Never.
01:21It's kind of the Brit's armor, though,
01:23is to just stuff it all down forever and then die.
01:26The Scandinavian culture is very honest.
01:29Tell the truth.
01:30I didn't say those things.
01:31You didn't say it, so I'm lying.
01:32I didn't say those things.
01:33Is that what you're saying? I'm lying.
01:34They're almost too honest.
01:35I can't stand people that just verbal diarrhea
01:39about everything they feel.
01:41When people start opening up too much, I find it disingenuous.
01:49You ready for a little vintage shopping today?
01:51So excited.
01:53Ready to get inspired?
01:54See some wonderful sparkly things.
01:56All right, Mrs. K, where do you want to start?
01:58I would like a tennis bracelet as a push present.
02:01You're picking your own presents?
02:04Yeah.
02:05I feel like we're actually a bit more traditional
02:07than people would think we are.
02:09I would say we have very traditional feelings and values.
02:13Sugar-coated in a very unconventional-looking relationship.
02:17Mrs. Kane.
02:18Mr. Kane.
02:20Flowers.
02:23What's going on in here?
02:24Just making some salmon.
02:26Perfect.
02:27But we also want to have those sentimental moments,
02:30like the push present.
02:31Traditional things that people do.
02:33Hello.
02:35Good to see you.
02:36Thanks for having us.
02:38Looking so glamorous.
02:39Thank you so much.
02:41Yeah, when did you last see Josh?
02:42Simon's birthday in February.
02:43Yeah, I wasn't there then,
02:44because I was obviously pregnant.
02:46Congratulations!
02:47It's a tiny couple.
02:48I know, I'm still tiny.
02:49Yeah!
02:51We've got a couple of things.
02:52So we've got Cartier Polo coming up.
02:54The Queen's Cup.
02:55And obviously, you know we love vintage.
02:57And also, I'd quite like to look at some tennis bracelets.
03:00I have some sparkling tea for you.
03:03Cheers!
03:04So here we go.
03:06I like Big Daddy.
03:09That's absolutely incredible.
03:10So I have this gorgeous Cartier panther.
03:13Oh, this is the water show.
03:15Too small.
03:16Hey, hey.
03:17Too small for you.
03:18Slow down.
03:19You can't have the watch and the diamond.
03:21If you get the diamond watch, then you get the gold panther.
03:24If you get the diamond panther, then I get the diamond watch.
03:27This is going to be at least 20,000.
03:2928,000 pounds, yeah.
03:31Unusual shapes.
03:32I know they're girl sizes.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Although I do think there's something quite sexy about a mini watch on a man.
03:38It shows you've got, like, big masculinity energy that you can wear a tiny watch.
03:43You know what I mean?
03:44We could share.
03:45So you pay half, I pay half?
03:47No, you pay full and I'll wear it half the time.
03:51That's the worst deal in history.
03:53Shall I leave you to have some time together?
03:55That would be perfect.
03:57Can you get any more on, darling?
03:58I'll find space.
04:01You went to wine tasting.
04:03How was that?
04:04It was really nice.
04:04They all opened up a lot.
04:06And so I sort of felt I could open up about my dad's cancer and, like, you know, talk about
04:11what I've been through.
04:12Yeah.
04:12When we got together, like, that was such a big part of our romance.
04:19You said that your dad, you were just, like, blown away the opportunity your dad might not.
04:24Walk me down the aisle.
04:25Yeah.
04:27Oh, I love you, darling.
04:28Love you.
04:29So, yeah, it was really nice.
04:31And Missy sort of opened up about her brother being murdered.
04:36Oh, God.
04:37Yeah.
04:37Yeah.
04:37He got shot.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Oh, God.
04:40In badity, yeah.
04:41The only person who didn't really say anything that deep was Kimmy.
04:45She can speak Haitian.
04:46My father's Haitian.
04:47And I speak Creole.
04:51Oh, that's sexy.
04:53But we all knew that.
04:54If we're talking about Kimmy, she's not British.
04:58But I do think, in general, it is quite a British thing is to not really share how you're feeling
05:02and just sort of get on with things.
05:04And I think a lot of the people in our group do have that side to them.
05:09So, yeah, I think we're going to have to peel away those layers a little bit more.
05:13Oh, so what are you...
05:15What have you decided on?
05:17I'm thinking of this as a potential push present.
05:20Nice.
05:21It's partially £1,000.
05:22Is it 30?
05:24Every time I look down, I'll be like, my vagina did that.
05:38Hello.
05:39Oh, my God, look at you.
05:40Hi.
05:41Good morning.
05:42You look amazing.
05:43What do you mean?
05:43I just cycled here.
05:45Thank you.
05:45You look beautiful.
05:46Oh, thank you so much.
05:47I have a class after this, an etiquette class, so I'm in teacher mode.
05:51Ah.
05:51But this is like my treat of the morning.
05:53Ah.
05:54I'm so happy you came to join me, actually.
05:55I will never say no to a massage.
05:57No, I know.
05:57Or a spa.
05:57It's a real easy yes.
05:59I really like Micah.
06:00She's not what I expected at all.
06:03She immediately gives me a feeling of, like, warmth and being invited and safety.
06:09Like, she's just, she's just a great vibe.
06:11Guess what?
06:12A little welcome Della Rose.
06:15Oh, what's that?
06:16Was that a butterfly?
06:18Is that a butterfly?
06:20Want some of that?
06:23This is her favorite thing in London.
06:26Good.
06:26Thank you so much.
06:27Wait, and what, your, your husband, where is he from?
06:30Oh, he's from Lebanon.
06:31Oh.
06:32Yeah, but he's Lebanese-Imenian.
06:33Hey, Dad, you want to plug Margo?
06:36Hello, Reno.
06:38Chuck, can you just say hello to me?
06:40Hi, babe. Good morning.
06:41That wasn't so hard, was it?
06:43No, but I'm just having coffee.
06:45He did not want to marry me because he had a really traumatic experience before.
06:49And so I was like, well, we're having a baby.
06:52So I made him go to, like, the chapel in Vegas.
06:57And he was like, I was like, you're marrying me.
07:00My husband's an entrepreneur and he's very successful.
07:04We met at a party.
07:06I was living in Los Angeles.
07:08It was like six weeks before COVID happened.
07:10I didn't expect to have any connections out of this party whatsoever.
07:13But then he just gave me a hug, like, goodbye or whatever it was.
07:18I mean, I'm going to sound really dramatic, but it was like the whole universe passed between us.
07:23The boys, they come in nine days, which I'm super excited about.
07:26And then he had the boys from his first marriage.
07:28So we just became a family very quickly.
07:31Is the idea that everyone comes over here on a permanent basis or I really want to introduce them to
07:38the UK?
07:39And then all of my work has been here.
07:41So then there's a lot of pressure on this kind of time this summer.
07:44There's so much pressure because if my family is against spending time in the UK, it greatly reduces my ability
07:52to be here.
07:52Hi, ladies. How are you doing?
07:54Oh, hi. Hello.
07:55Hi, Micah.
07:56Comfort.
07:57Your name is Comfort?
07:58Oh, my God. Are you serious?
08:00You were brought to us.
08:02Perfect.
08:02Thank you.
08:02Please, are you ready for your massages?
08:04Definitely.
08:09Do you know why foot fetishes exist?
08:12Even like me.
08:12The part of the brain that recognizes a foot is right beside the part of the brain that is like
08:19sexual activity.
08:20Some people have their wires crossed.
08:22No way.
08:22So they see feet and they're like, whoa.
08:25That's it.
08:26Okay, ladies.
08:27That's the end of your massages.
08:29Have a great day.
08:30Thank you so much.
08:31Thank you.
08:31I know.
08:32So I feel like I barely saw you yesterday, but mostly because we were in the car.
08:35I know.
08:36You know, one part of the lunch that I really appreciated was how open most people were being, especially Missy.
08:43That was really, you know, that was hard to listen to.
08:47I lost my brother.
08:48He got shot.
08:49He actually got killed in front of his son.
08:51And it was Christmas Eve.
08:54That's like a real life nightmare.
08:56Whoa.
09:11Hi.
09:12Hey, girl.
09:14Yes.
09:14I wish you guys were here.
09:15Mom and you.
09:17Aw, baby.
09:18I can't wait to see you.
09:19Well, you're coming soon, so.
09:21My sister's husband is a soccer player.
09:23He signed a contract in Dubai.
09:25So they moved out there for two years.
09:28Now come to London, like, end of the month.
09:30My sister is my best friend.
09:33She supports me, but she also tells it straight.
09:36You know, she reminds me of who I am.
09:38She's amazing.
09:39You know, all my friends, I took them to a winery.
09:43And then I actually, for the first time, opened up about Alex and what's happened.
09:48And I was a bit choked up.
09:50It also was a bit healing at the same time.
09:53And that's, that's huge, you know.
09:57I was thinking maybe when you come, we can go to Alex's grave.
10:01What would you think?
10:04Yeah, I was gonna ask you if you've been, actually.
10:07No, I haven't.
10:08I find it really hard to go there.
10:09Yeah.
10:11But I think also what happened to him has also affected us so much in a sense where, like, our
10:18relationships or, you know, our comfort zones and that.
10:22Because we always have this fear in us.
10:25Mm.
10:26If you look at all of us, we've been doing so good.
10:30Like, we're doing so good.
10:31I'm proud of you, girl.
10:34I think that was really, um, a big moment for her.
10:38Yeah, of course.
10:39To open up like that.
10:40No, of course.
10:40But Kimi, like, she really hated that part.
10:46Mm.
10:46When we were on the way home, she was like, there was definitely some drug related thing.
10:52Like, let's not make it into some sob story.
10:54It is a sob story.
10:56That's tough.
10:57I know.
10:58That's her coping mechanism, you know.
11:00But I do feel like Missy needs to know because if Missy feels like she's in a safe space to
11:05share and she's not, she should know that.
11:14Coming up.
11:16Kimi, she was like, oh, come on.
11:19That's just what happens with drugs.
11:34Hello, Micah.
11:36Hello.
11:37You look beautiful.
11:38How are you?
11:39What is that behind you?
11:41Oh, that's an Egyptian sacred ibis from like 1840.
11:45Wow.
11:46Yeah.
11:47They're extinct now, actually.
11:49I've been collecting taxidermy for like 30 years.
11:53I've always been obsessed with dead things.
11:56An amazing piece of taxidermy is in the way the animal is preserved and in the way it's posed.
12:02Under the glass jar is a painting that's done in a taxidermy form.
12:06I love all my pets to be dead.
12:10You don't have to pick up poo.
12:12You don't have to feed them.
12:13And then just sit there and look amazing.
12:16I know I'm a little morbid.
12:19I know.
12:20Well, listen.
12:20I was just calling everybody to see if you're free tomorrow to come to like a little art thing
12:25to do some painting and drawing.
12:27What's that?
12:27We'll have a few drinks, maybe, and I don't know, get a little naughty.
12:31Are you ready for it?
12:32A formidable idea.
12:33Also, I was going to say, the last event we went to, it got a bit sad and everybody told
12:38some really sad story.
12:40Everyone cried.
12:42The wine got some whining.
12:46Thank God I got out of there.
12:48I can't believe you're leaving.
12:50Bye.
12:52I have never heard of an occasion in which wine has made people miserable.
12:58What on earth went so fundamentally wrong?
13:02Well, I just thought it would be something a little lighter than the last event.
13:07What do you think?
13:07Are we painting nude?
13:09Are we going to have a naked model?
13:11It's a surprise.
13:13And I'm certainly not doing a still life.
13:16Oh, well, no, me too.
13:19Unless it's a banana.
13:22Are we painting or drawing?
13:23We may do a combination, but I don't think it's going to be anything too messy.
13:27Excuse for nudity.
13:29Exactly.
13:30I got weeks for you.
13:31I love you, mama.
13:32I love you, beautiful.
13:33Bye.
13:33See you tomorrow.
13:51Hello?
13:51Hello?
13:52Doors open.
13:53God.
13:54Hi.
13:55Don't pretend you can read.
13:57Hi.
13:57Oh my God, you're in piles.
13:59Yup.
14:00Especially for you.
14:01I came bearing gifts.
14:02I'm so happy.
14:03Oh.
14:04I don't know why you want that one.
14:05You're hardly making it.
14:06I'm not.
14:07Emma's Kitchen can stay in the kitchen.
14:09I'll eat my own chocolates.
14:11I don't think I have a kitchen.
14:12I know you don't.
14:13Hi.
14:13Mark lives in this beautiful place that is so pristine.
14:19Artistically, oh God, just so divine and intelligently curated.
14:27I love how un-child friendly your office faces are.
14:30What is a child?
14:31Thank you.
14:32I do try to curate my environment.
14:36I work in the art world.
14:37Oh my God, that portrait of Flora.
14:40I completely forgot I bought this.
14:42History, design, and detail are all very important to me.
14:45I work with Christie's, the auction house.
14:48What do you think about lot 50, the porphyry navette vases?
14:52I'm an esthete.
14:53It's a full-time job.
14:55There's honestly nothing more beautiful than a sugarloaf emerald.
15:00My home is a very honest reflection of my soul.
15:06Gilded.
15:07Everything in here is, like, so delicate.
15:10Compared to...
15:11Including us.
15:12No.
15:13Cheers.
15:14I think I do so much in life to avoid reality,
15:18because I find reality quite scary.
15:22Yeah, of course it is.
15:23But I'm always just endlessly grateful for life,
15:26and that's why I do too much.
15:27Everyone always says to me, like,
15:28why are you so active?
15:29And so then if I ever have to stop and reflect,
15:31I hate it.
15:32I'm not going to lie.
15:32I know.
15:33And I think it's probably because it all wraps back
15:36into that health scare I had when I was pregnant
15:41that has recently totally, again, reared its head.
15:45When I was pregnant with John, I was having severe headaches,
15:48and they got so bad I couldn't move, I couldn't breathe.
15:50And I went and they gave me an MRI,
15:53and they saw bleed on a cyst on my pituitary gland,
15:56which I'm still getting scans for every year.
15:59But they put me on steroids, and I was in hospital,
16:02and I had to have John early,
16:04and it was a really terrifying moment in my life,
16:07and I'm still dealing with it now.
16:08What happened?
16:10Recently.
16:11I went for a scan, and they told me it had jumped in size
16:13so much...
16:14Oh, my God.
16:15...that it would be in a category that really is...
16:17Oh, my God.
16:18...serious.
16:30What happened?
16:31It all wraps back into that health scare I had
16:35with when I was pregnant
16:36that has recently totally, again, reared its head.
16:40I went for a scan, and they told me it had jumped in size so much
16:44that it would be in a category that really is...
16:49...serious.
16:51Recently, I went for a full-body MRI,
16:54and they told me that my pituitary cyst had grown a lot.
16:57The diagnosis was so scary that I still haven't processed it now,
17:02but I think that's probably why I'm taking on more challenges.
17:05Which is sad.
17:07It makes me sad.
17:09I feel like I'm running away from, like, the fear of that.
17:13Sorry.
17:14I do, though.
17:15I think that's what it is.
17:17Emma was very sick during her first pregnancy,
17:19so this is probably the scariest news anyone can have.
17:24It is not conceivable for an instant
17:27that anything could possibly happen to Emma.
17:31It is unthinkable.
17:33That's probably my way of coping.
17:36Which isn't healthy, but it is what it is.
17:39But you do really need to look after yourself.
17:42We're not meditative, you and I.
17:43We're not patient people.
17:44I stop and meditate.
17:46I start thinking about things that I want to buy.
17:49Harrods is my meditation.
17:50Sorry.
17:51I was saying this that morning.
17:53But no, like, literally, it's silly,
17:54and I'm not even outwardly sad about it.
17:58That's like a really private inward thing, actually.
18:01I know.
18:01But that's the thing.
18:02I mean, you and I are always privately concerned about things.
18:06Yeah.
18:07But we never talk about anything with anyone.
18:10We just keep calm, carry on, let's go.
18:12I don't know for how long one can do that.
18:17I only want to make sure that I'm strong and well enough
18:20because I am responsible for my children.
18:22You're not just responsible for your children, by the way.
18:24Yeah, no, but that's the problem.
18:25You're responsible for your husband,
18:26and you are decidedly responsible for me.
18:28Yeah, I know. Sorry.
18:29So, you're not going anywhere.
18:32But that's the thing, I just sat there,
18:33and I realised, like, I can't not keep making sure
18:36that we're not not...
18:38Yeah, I know.
18:39You know.
18:40I know.
18:41Keeping an eye on it.
18:43Scary.
18:46So scary.
19:06I just saw your Instagram with no makeup.
19:09You're so beautiful.
19:11Oh, that's beautiful.
19:12I actually don't normally...
19:14I don't wear makeup, to be honest with you.
19:16Welcome to my house.
19:17Oh, my God.
19:17Look how nice.
19:18I mean, it's not finished.
19:20You have a child?
19:22No way.
19:23Is she here?
19:24No.
19:25No, she's actually with her dad this weekend.
19:27Do you want a drink?
19:28Yeah, I actually do.
19:29Do you want a drink?
19:29Yeah, I actually do.
19:29If I have a water, I would love a water.
19:30Yes, of course.
19:31I'm just going to take my jacket off.
19:32Babe, make yourself comfortable.
19:34Oh, my God, my shirt has been pulled back.
19:36You look so cute.
19:37I love your outfit.
19:38That's very cute.
19:40The last thing I want to do is tell Missy
19:44that Kimmy did the thing that she was terrified
19:46of them doing.
19:47She didn't want people to judge her brother.
19:50I think the wine yard went well.
19:54If she finds out it happened and I didn't tell her,
19:59that's just a very sticky place to be.
20:02Like, I was happy that there was no...
20:05What?
20:06Oh, my God, I'm...
20:07What?
20:11I have been...
20:13I mean...
20:14Oh, my God, something's happened.
20:15I've, like, actually had a pit in my stomach,
20:18like, all day.
20:18I'm literally so nervous.
20:20Why?
20:21So, you know how, like, we all shared something
20:24that was, like, personal to us?
20:26Yeah.
20:28And Kimmy, she was just, like,
20:31I really hated that.
20:35That wasn't real stuff.
20:36I know that story, and it was, like,
20:38some drug-related thing.
20:39Well, that's what the press said.
20:41Who knows what the real story was?
20:42Well, I'm just saying...
20:42Like, let's not make it into some
20:43sob story.
20:45What?
20:46I was like, Kimmy, that's a real sob story.
20:50Yeah.
20:50That was in the press.
20:51Yeah.
20:51And she was like, oh, come on.
20:53That's just what happens with drugs.
20:55You know, everybody sits there and weeps
20:57and makes something stink.
20:58But it's sad.
20:59It's horrible.
21:00But it is what it is.
21:01That's so not cool.
21:03I wouldn't be like, oh, well.
21:04Yeah, he should have died, you know,
21:06because he knew whatever.
21:09I feel very hurt from Kimmy.
21:11The reason why I don't talk about this is because
21:13I always expect someone to have something to say about it.
21:17So for her to be the one who goes and says that,
21:20she's a woman.
21:21She's a mother.
21:22I'm shocked.
21:25Are you going to say something to Kimmy?
21:28Definitely.
21:29I'm going to tell her for sure.
21:34Coming up.
21:35I'm not going to stuff my face with a banana right now.
21:38Every time I eat a banana, I get a new boyfriend.
21:54Hello.
21:55Hi.
21:56How are you?
21:56It's Ellie, is it?
21:57Yeah, is it Kimmy?
21:58Hi, Ellie.
21:58Oh, that looks lovely.
21:59We're going to do the reception down here for you guys.
22:01Yeah.
22:02Then we're going to move you upstairs.
22:03We're going to do the drawing in the studio.
22:05Yes, exactly.
22:05And is the model here already?
22:06He is.
22:07Have you seen him?
22:08I've seen him.
22:08Is he attractive?
22:09He is.
22:10Well, that's good.
22:13Hi.
22:14I'm getting ready for this painting.
22:16I think that's going to be some beef.
22:18What's happened?
22:19So, Margot went for a drink with Missy and told her that Kimmy had been a little bit flippant.
22:24Missy's really, really, really upset.
22:26Margot, tell me you guys met.
22:28Yeah.
22:29How are you feeling about going to this event?
22:33I want to clear the air with Kimmy and ask her where this is coming from.
22:38You know, Kimmy doesn't like talking about emotions.
22:41Well, we don't, do we?
22:42He was people don't do that.
22:43We'll say less in those moments, probably.
22:46Yeah.
22:47I know that she's not actually British, but Kimmy treats emotions like a Brit.
22:51She drinks them.
22:52She doesn't feel them.
22:54I think we have to let them deal with it.
22:57I better serve drinks at this thing.
23:00Here we've got our studio.
23:03What a great space, Ellie.
23:04I love it.
23:05Where is this model?
23:07Dev.
23:09Oh, hi, Dev.
23:10Can I have like a preliminary view?
23:12Oh, fantastic.
23:14You look good.
23:15Can you turn around, do a little spin?
23:18Oh, well done, Dev.
23:25How's my favorite person ever?
23:27You look so pretty.
23:32Hello, beauty.
23:33You look fabulous.
23:35Oh, my goodness.
23:35Hi, darling.
23:36You look gorgeous.
23:38Pretty.
23:38Do you want to drink, my love?
23:39Cheers.
23:40Cheers, cheers, cheers.
23:41I heard, and I wanted to reach out to you.
23:44Margot told me there's some crazy, scary things happening.
23:47Martha is like, oh, I hired this painter.
23:50Then he quit, and she texts the guy, did you drop the keys to the letterbox?
23:54And she never gets an answer.
23:55He knows where she lives.
23:56He knows what's inside of her house.
23:58What?
23:59Oh, yeah, with the builder.
24:00You're going to get raped or murdered.
24:03Listen, I know.
24:04Margot's already told me what for.
24:06I love you more than anything in the whole wide world, and if I had to come into your house
24:10and find your dead body, what do you think that would do to all of us?
24:13Are you okay?
24:14I'm okay now, but I found it really scary at the time.
24:19Maybe this was a good warning, and maybe it was what you needed.
24:23I've got to stop giving men chances.
24:27Stop giving.
24:27Margot's approach has made me pay attention, but I prefer Micah's.
24:33Hello.
24:34I know, we've all got our patterns on.
24:36Hi, sweetie.
24:36Hi, you gorgeous.
24:37Look at the little puppy.
24:38I know.
24:39We did a scan on Monday, but the baby was upside down with its legs in the air, giving a
24:44thumbs up.
24:44Oh!
24:46It's Kimmy.
24:47You're having Kimmy.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:52You are such a slag.
24:54I know.
24:54Thanks.
24:54I can hardly bring myself to come to terms with the extent of your size.
25:02I sag, so I always have a phallum.
25:05It's actually pronounced balam.
25:07Balam.
25:10Why?
25:10What are these?
25:12We're painting.
25:13What are you talking about?
25:14I did not know Mark even owned a pair of jeans.
25:16I'm quite shocked.
25:17I thought he was going to see Cowboy Carter, but he doesn't know what that is either.
25:21This is the one instance in which I can wear jeans and feel like they're in some way appropriate
25:26to the activity I'm about to perform.
25:28Shut up.
25:30Go and snack.
25:31You're skinny and pregnant.
25:32Get in there.
25:32I'm going to stuff my face with a banana right now.
25:34I'm eating a banana.
25:36That's a whole other game.
25:38Every time I eat a banana, I get a new boyfriend.
25:41There's no elegant way to eat a banana, is there?
25:44No.
25:52No.
25:54Hi.
25:54Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:55We've come to disgrace you with our presence.
25:57Hello.
25:58The woman of the hour.
26:00Oh my god, you're matching the drinks.
26:03That's kind of slut I am.
26:06Hello.
26:06Good morning.
26:07Good afternoon.
26:08Oh, it's all my skinny bitches.
26:10I love you.
26:11I've had my injections this morning from my room.
26:13Did you?
26:13Which are for the Tusk 10K.
26:15I can't move this up.
26:16By the way, I'm running a 10K.
26:19Running, she says.
26:20I'm struggling through a 10K in Nairobi.
26:23When you guys are still asleep, I am up and running.
26:26When would you want to do that?
26:27For Tusk.
26:28My charity, the wildlife charity.
26:29Oh.
26:29What did you have?
26:31Yellow fever.
26:32Hepatitis A.
26:33Okay.
26:33Tusk is a wildlife charity and it supports the rangers who dedicate their lives to defending the species they protect.
26:39And I'm so honored to be part of it.
26:41I've been an ambassador for a few years and long that I've supported them also for many years.
26:45See, when you're from Haiti, you don't have to do anything.
26:47I've had cholera.
26:48I've had malaria.
26:50If they bite you, they'll die first.
26:51Oh my god.
26:52So how are you feeling about going in right now?
26:55Like, I feel fine.
26:56I think we should go in, have a few drinks, say hi to everyone, and then, you know, just take
27:01her aside at some point.
27:03Maybe before she's had too much to drink, though.
27:06But she drinks fast.
27:07I need to say something to Kimi because I can't keep this feeling in me.
27:12I want her to know it's not okay to be that cruel.
27:15I need to get it out of my system.
27:17I hope she would apologize.
27:19Who knows?
27:20Who knows?
27:21Who knows?
27:21Where Kimi will wake up today.
27:23Cheers, love.
27:24Thanks for inviting me.
27:25How have you been?
27:26I'm all right.
27:27I haven't seen or spoken to anyone since the winery.
27:29Really?
27:30Oh god.
27:31I mean, that was such a dramatic experience.
27:34I had to recover for three days.
27:36It's okay.
27:39I can't believe the sun came out.
27:41I know.
27:41It's so gorgeous.
27:43People are either two things.
27:44They're fountains or they're drains.
27:47And most people are drains.
27:49Hey!
27:52How are you?
27:53I'm good.
27:54How are you?
27:54I'm good.
27:55I'm pretty well.
27:56Thank you.
27:56Oh my god.
27:57Look at you.
27:58You're so cute.
27:59I'm good.
28:00How are you?
28:01Yeah, good, I love.
28:02How are you?
28:03I'm good.
28:04How are you?
28:04Nice to see you.
28:05Nice to see you.
28:06Thank you.
28:09So I heard from a little birdie, maybe a magpie.
28:14That missy's upset and I don't know why.
28:17I am pissed at her.
28:19I just have no time for it.
28:21Life's too short.
28:22I'm trying to have a good time.
28:23Would everyone like to proceed upstairs?
28:25To have an artistic experience.
28:28Marvelous.
28:29Woo!
28:30I'm so excited.
28:32Wow.
28:33We're gonna make magic.
28:34We are going to be experiencing a little bit of everyone's creativity.
28:40And I'd like to introduce everyone to what they're gonna be painting.
28:44Everyone, this is Dev.
28:45Hi, Dev.
28:47Woo!
28:48I'm gonna be your life force.
28:50Oh, my.
28:50Oh, my goodness.
28:58You wouldn't think so, but I am a great believer in less is more.
29:03Less nudity, more coverage.
29:05Okay.
29:06Having a panic attack already.
29:08Keep calm, carry on.
29:10Let's go.
29:17I'd like to introduce everyone to what they're gonna be painting.
29:21Everyone, this is Dev.
29:22Hi, Dev!
29:23Woo!
29:24I'm gonna be your life force.
29:26Oh, my goodness.
29:31Oh, wow.
29:32Oh, my goodness.
29:36Micah!
29:39I'm not a prude.
29:40I'm definitely not a prude.
29:42Wow.
29:43Okay.
29:44Florida Micah is delighted.
29:46This is on the bucket list.
29:48So.
29:49I can't look at that.
29:49Just to let you ladies know.
29:51This feels so wrong.
29:52Okay?
29:52In between every pose.
29:54I need to stop looking at it.
29:56Should we get started as this is the first position?
29:59Oh, yes.
30:00Of course, it's become a titillation to see a willy.
30:06They call it a willy.
30:08Very demure.
30:09I say .
30:09Cook-cully-cully.
30:11Could you angle over here a little bit?
30:14I believe it's commonly referred to as an appendage.
30:18Ah, but look, we could paint a still life.
30:21Perhaps in the foreground.
30:23There we are.
30:24It nicely shields.
30:26Have you not seen a penis before, darling?
30:29I don't believe I have to get acquainted with it.
30:30You always close your eyes then, do you?
30:32Are you still talking?
30:34Do give up, dear.
30:37Of course I'm uncomfortable.
30:39I think the whole thing is absolutely hideous
30:40and entirely unnecessary.
30:42I think I'm going to go bold with some large brush strokes.
30:50I'm going to go around and have a little browse
30:52to see what you ladies have painted.
30:53Okay.
30:53Just so you know.
30:54I'm going to judge them at the end.
30:56Yours is very...
30:59I'm not sure about the shoes.
31:00They're a little pointy.
31:03Yours is quite good, Martha.
31:05I've drawn in the face and then rubbed it out about six times.
31:08Did you say rubbed one out?
31:11Exceptional.
31:12It's very Da Vinci.
31:13I think everyone's expecting me to be pretty good
31:16at this drawing lock, which I am,
31:18so I don't really feel any pressure
31:20because I went to art school.
31:21Yours is very good, too.
31:23Although it's hard to see.
31:25Let me see, Missy.
31:26Yours is looking very 30s, 40s.
31:29I mean, that's really nice.
31:32Mark.
31:33I decided to cover a little of the gentleman's modesty.
31:36I'm quite surprised that Mark wasn't willing
31:38to address the penis in the room.
31:40Well, mine is a particular close-up
31:43of something I particularly love.
31:46I always sign my things.
31:49And I think I did a really good job.
31:51Of course, Kimmy only addresses the penis in the room.
31:54Kimmy, I must say, you have made him look like
31:56he needs a good course of penicillin.
31:59It's easy and it's green.
32:02Thank you, thank you.
32:04Thank you, thank you very much.
32:06Wow.
32:06I hate her, but she is funny.
32:08I mean, they're all exceptional,
32:10but I have to say, for me,
32:11the most creative is Martha's.
32:13No!
32:14Yes, it is.
32:15I love the fact that she put it kind of towards the side.
32:18That's just where she was standing.
32:20Yeah!
32:21Martha is the winner.
32:22Well done, thank you.
32:23Well done, Martha.
32:25It would be too obvious to choose mine.
32:27You know, I'll choose the one
32:28that's been drawn by the girl who went to art school.
32:30You know, just how many others can have a go.
32:33Well done, Deb.
32:34You've been amazing.
32:35Thank you so much.
32:36Thank you.
32:36So I thought we could have some, like, drinks downstairs
32:38and maybe a couple of nibbles.
32:40Good, so this is officially over now.
32:42It is.
32:42We can retire.
32:44Wow!
32:46That's balls on the table.
32:50After we had the Debbie Downer party,
32:52I wanted to laugh a little, drink a little,
32:55and, I don't know, draw a penis.
32:57This is charming.
32:58You know how to do it, Kimmy.
32:59And that's exactly how it's done.
33:03Ooh, these chicken burgers look good, no?
33:05Well, ladies, I hope everyone is having a nice time.
33:08I'm having such a good time.
33:10And it's such a good thing the sun is out today.
33:14I know that Kimmy wants me to say, like, I'm fine,
33:18but I'm not fine.
33:20Like, it's not okay what you've said.
33:22Would you mind having a chat with me?
33:25Of course I would.
33:30I'm thinking, oh, I don't want to be here.
33:33I hate conflict.
33:34I'm planning just to get really drunk and keep my head down.
33:37I heard from the grapevine that you're a little bit upset.
33:41I'm quite upset.
33:42Why?
33:43Really?
33:44I don't understand why.
33:45Are you joking?
33:46No, I don't.
33:48Tell me what you're gonna say because I'm a little shocked.
33:51Okay, we know when I spoke about my brother.
33:53Yes.
33:54And that is really a sensitive subject to me.
33:56Okay, but wait a minute.
33:57Wait a minute.
33:58Wait, let me stop you there.
33:59I am not apathetic for your situation.
34:02I have had horrible situations happen to be alive,
34:05but what I do have a problem with is very sad situations
34:10thrown on people that you don't know that well.
34:12You started and you said no.
34:14Because it is a big topic in my life.
34:17But do you think it's appropriate and a wine tasting?
34:20Yes.
34:21It's not wrong.
34:22But it's not an AA meeting.
34:24She's doing the you said and I never and the hands and moving.
34:28Like it's definitely not an apology.
34:30It's Kimmy.
34:31It's not gonna be an apology.
34:33That is a way of me getting to know people.
34:35That's not getting to know people.
34:36Of course it is.
34:37That's getting to suck people's energy.
34:39I got triggered because what you started with started a whole slew of sad stories.
34:46No, he wasn't.
34:47My dad was diagnosed with liver cancer.
34:49I had a sister who killed herself.
34:52But it's not wrong to be in touch with your emotions.
34:55Right.
34:55But I did think.
34:55But why would you use something someone says?
34:58Then you're like, oh, she's just trying to.
35:00No, no.
35:01Sub story.
35:02He's a drug dealer.
35:03Whatever you said.
35:04No, no, no, no.
35:05No, no.
35:05Margot was there.
35:06She knows Margot.
35:08I just don't like her tone.
35:10Why is she yelling at Missy?
35:11This is how hard Kimmy will fight not to address her issues.
35:14But she's being rude.
35:16Kimmy's had a really tough life.
35:18She's triggered when someone else talks about it.
35:19Because Kimmy is not gonna do the therapy.
35:21That is not Kimmy.
35:22Kimmy is gonna party her way through life.
35:24But then that means we all have to do whatever Kimmy wants.
35:26Otherwise she's gonna kick off and be mean to us.
35:28That's not nice.
35:30Yeah, she was insensitive.
35:32But Kimmy's not gonna back down when confronted.
35:34It's like getting crossed with a dog for on the sidewalk.
35:38That's what they do.
35:39You know?
35:39Should I step in?
35:41Oh, to them.
35:42Don't go over there.
35:43Okay, you go.
35:45Maybe try and just diffuse it.
35:47Well, obviously I'm gonna try and diffuse it.
35:50Kimmy has chosen friends that will not call her out on her .
35:57So when she's around people who do call her out,
36:00I don't think she can cope with it at all.
36:03What are we gonna do?
36:04We're just gonna sit and drink and just never talk about topics?
36:06Let me join you guys.
36:07So wait a minute.
36:07You're asking me to sit with a group of girls in a wine tasting.
36:12And share.
36:13It's not normal.
36:14Okay.
36:14How people can even make fun of that .
36:16Whoa, rewind.
36:17There was no making fun.
36:19When people start opening up too much.
36:22No, but you didn't make fun of it.
36:25No, I didn't.
36:26Yeah, you are.
36:26Is that what you said?
36:27You said, it's just what happens when you're involved with drugs.
36:31And you should get over it.
36:32So what?
36:32What she does is she takes something and she manipulates it.
36:36And she stirs it around in her little cauldron.
36:39Oh, these are the ones that told me the Dara story.
36:41This girl said to me, oh, I think she's a madam.
36:47Makes it into something that gives her some attention.
36:51I don't need to get attention.
36:54Kenny Murdoch, you do everything for attention.
36:58You are the loudest little person I've ever met.
37:01You're like a pint-sized Popeye for attention.
37:07Margot, shut the up.
37:09You're a bitch.
37:10And by the way, finger out of my face, Kenny, or I will bring it on.
37:29I kind of feel like we should be wearing bulletproof vest, but I also feel that's a really inappropriate thing
37:36to say in this situation.
37:38Well, Missy doesn't have to drink her way through her feelings.
37:42Well, great. I'm glad that I'm sitting with a bunch of people that are so in tune with their feelings.
37:47Don't look at her. Look at me.
37:50What am I looking at exactly? I'm looking at a heartless, mean, cold, bitter woman.
37:55Tell me exactly what I said.
37:57Do you not remember?
37:57No, I'm asking you.
37:59Why don't you have another drink and I'll tell you ten more times?
38:01No, why don't you have another drink?
38:02I don't drink!
38:03When you're clear-eyed and sober, some people look different and some look the same.
38:08I've only seen one side of Kimmy, straight vodka with no ice.
38:12Best subject is very close to my heart.
38:14If that was too dark for you and attention-seeking, if that's not okay.
38:18And I think it's dark.
38:18Because you really upset me.
38:19Well, it upset me too.
38:20Yeah.
38:21It upset you.
38:22Yeah, it did.
38:23I wasn't trying to belittle anything about the death of her brother.
38:27I thought it was inappropriate at a wine tasting to discuss such deep, dark issues.
38:35There's a place for that.
38:36But that wasn't the place for it.
38:39I don't think Kimmy said it to hurt her.
38:42I don't.
38:43I don't think Kimmy...
38:43No, I didn't know it was malice in it.
38:45And not everyone's the same, you know.
38:46Some people might want to share things and some people might not.
38:49You know what?
38:50Woman.
38:50I think you're jealous because I'm speaking about stuff.
38:54Oh, I'm so jealous.
38:54And because you don't want to share nothing about your life.
38:57This is not going anywhere, let's just go.
38:58You don't sound like total bitches.
38:59What?
38:59I like Kimmy.
39:01I thought we could actually be friends.
39:03She's not trying to hold accountability for what she said.
39:06She's trying to put it on Margot.
39:08And I just think I really do deserve an apology.
39:11Wait, what is...
39:12Oh, God, here we go.
39:14Hey.
39:15How's everyone doing?
39:16I've been on the call, apparently.
39:18It's like a glass of champagne, please.
39:20There we are, darling, at your service.
39:23Are you okay?
39:23I mean, she's so, like, in her ways.
39:26I'm like, you know what?
39:27You're not even worth it.
39:29You're not worth it.
39:29No, babes.
39:30You want to talk about deep things?
39:31You can talk to me.
39:32Yeah, exactly.
39:33She's upset.
39:34She's upset.
39:35I am not apathetic to what happened to her.
39:39But what you said was apathetic.
39:41Margot, that's your interpretation of it.
39:44I think Missy's a pawn in a much bigger chess game.
39:48Margot made it into something now that makes me look like a bad person.
39:53Which is a really bad chess move on her part.
39:55Really bad chess move, Margot.
39:57Well, I should say something to Missy.
39:59I'm going to say something.
40:01Missy, let me just say something to you.
40:04I would never intentionally hurt you from something that happened to your brother.
40:11I am the most sensitive person about these things.
40:15I apologize if you felt I was being sensitive.
40:18You can say whatever you want, but I think when you say certain things about people, you have to...
40:23Yeah, but it is who I am.
40:24But it's not certain things about people.
40:25It was like...
40:26Then that's who you are and that's who I am.
40:28Then we have to agree to disagree.
40:31Yeah, I don't think it's cool at all.
40:32And I'm not going to say, well, I don't think it's cool either to tell me I can't say that
40:38I don't want to sit at lunch that's very dark.
40:40And I apologize if that hurts your feelings, but that's who I am.
40:45That's absolutely not an apology.
40:46I don't know what she was even saying.
40:49So, anyway.
40:51This is such a tragedy in my life.
40:54Don't you have any feelings towards another person and their... their grief?
41:00Are you okay?
41:01I'm fine, yeah.
41:02Just wanted the whole...
41:03I'm being made out to be the villain over here.
41:06It was so nice to see you.
41:08I hope everything gets better.
41:09It will be.
41:10Bye.
41:11Bye darling.
41:12It's been amazing.
41:13Are you okay?
41:15them.
41:15No, Kimmy.
41:17I was not trying to be mean.
41:20But you have upset her though.
41:22And I actually don't dislike her.
41:23I just found it heavy.
41:25But now she just feels like you've had a go at her for sharing something or she was vulnerable.
41:29Well, you know, she started getting in my face.
41:31You know what?
41:32The only thing I would say for her, it's not making a family.
41:34It's making light of something that is...
41:37That's so deep.
41:38...that I think is also so close to her home.
41:41But couldn't you just say, I didn't mean it in a mean way, I'm sorry.
41:43Oh, I did!
41:44I said you didn't even say sorry.
41:46But I did.
41:46I did in the end.
41:48Okay.
41:48And I was trying to be nice.
41:49And I realized like, you know, whatever.
41:50But like, I'm just saying like, some people are different.
41:54Maybe you'll never see OCY.
41:55No, exactly.
41:56And it doesn't really matter.
41:58It's okay.
41:59Thank you, my dad.
42:00And then South Carolina got involved.
42:02I'm like, whoa.
42:02I was like, bitch, what are you doing in here?
42:05Don't come at my throat.
42:07She's a .
42:07Oh, .
42:08So she's a legendary punk.
42:12Next time on Ladies of London.
42:14Are you ready to join in Mealtime Magic Manners?
42:17You hold your fork like this.
42:19Wow!
42:20Really?
42:22If it's a boy, it's blue.
42:24And if it's a girl, it's pink inside.
42:27Something that was said that became into this huge thing.
42:30You did say that I did it for attention.
42:34If somebody stabbed you in the back, I would have defended you.
42:37Margot and I have been friends for 20 years.
42:39Well, then I'm not your friend.
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