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Love Overboard Season 1 Episode 6
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00:02Previously on Love Overboard, Christine and Val boarded the chakra, turning more than a few little heads.
00:10Hello.
00:11Hairless Andrew and Beefcake Jake both made moves on Christine.
00:16Chemist Val discovered the law of David attraction.
00:19Can I put you for a shot?
00:20Yeah, sure.
00:21And this led to a low volcanic explosion, otherwise known as Mount St. Lowe.
00:28He wants to put a baby in me.
00:29I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room.
00:31We are in love and you need to fucking back up.
00:34After that, David sought shelter by asking Lowe to be his girlfriend and forgot just moments later when given the
00:41chance to cactus spank Val in her string bikini.
00:45I do want to continue again.
00:47Lowe has no idea what David's genitalia has been up to and I wish I didn't know either.
00:53Welcome back to another episode of the Hot and Sexy Shit Show.
01:09I'm trying to see if I see the boat.
01:12It's funny, dates are just going to be exciting and now we're all just like scared of them.
01:16The people who should get dates like don't.
01:18Yeah, so it's kind of funny.
01:20I feel like if it was James, I'd be like stressing.
01:22Yeah.
01:23You seem okay though.
01:24I am curious to know what their date was like though.
01:26I would too.
01:26But I know David's super respectful.
01:29Yeah, for sure.
01:30Yes.
01:37My, mine and James was wild then.
01:39For just rubbing like mud, clay, everything in a shower.
01:43Yeah.
01:43Yeah.
01:44So it was a lot.
01:47David and Val's date wasn't as bad as rubbing mud all over each other, Lexi.
01:52It was worse.
01:55But I don't know what the date was or what to expect or what that would have even looked
02:00like.
02:00Yeah, I have no idea.
02:01I mean, you're secure and you're like couple and he just asked me to be his girlfriend.
02:06But it's just not a good feeling knowing your person has to be off and like on a date.
02:09But I trust him.
02:10He knows what to do.
02:11I'm just waiting for him to get back and get this whole plank thing over with so we can
02:14just continue with what we got going on.
02:16Have you thought about what you're going to say?
02:18I don't really have a whole lot to say.
02:19I mean, I don't need to say shit.
02:21You're like, what's good?
02:21What's up?
02:22Yeah.
02:23I mean, I'm just going to be like, you know, you know how I feel about you.
02:25Like we tell each other every single day.
02:27To just have a little heart to heart.
02:29Yes.
02:29Yeah.
02:29Okay.
02:30Keep it cute.
02:30Keep it cute.
02:31Keep it cute.
02:39The lovebirds are back, which means it's time for you naughty yachties to get changed and
02:44get ready for our next plank ceremony.
02:47I'm glad you're feeling good.
02:49Yeah, I'm feeling good.
02:49I just want to get it over with.
02:50It must be nice to like feel confident though going up there because everyone else I feel
02:53like has been like stressed.
03:02As a shipwrecker, they're hoping to like come in and like shake things up.
03:06She seemed kind of determined to do that.
03:08Yeah, for sure.
03:08So.
03:09Well, what's her name?
03:09Could have just brought a damn overnight bag.
03:11Shit.
03:12Oh my God.
03:13You're right.
03:14Oh, fuck.
03:15All right.
03:16Let me close this up and lift it up.
03:17So you have more space to like do your thing.
03:19I'm going to close this for two seconds.
03:20I guess I have to.
03:22What happened?
03:22We made out the whole time.
03:24Oh my.
03:28I'm deceased.
03:30I think David is a difficult person to go after just because he has been like, you
03:34know, apparently like in this couple, like since day one, if your relationship is really
03:37that strong, everything that went down, like in the spa wouldn't have happened.
03:40So I definitely don't think he's really locked in on Lauren at all.
03:44I feel like calm and hopefully David is not nervous.
03:53I feel blessed that like there's no question about who he's going to choose.
03:57And after she gets plank, I'm going to just run up to my man and give him a big old
04:01kiss.
04:02It would really suck to go on a date with someone else's boyfriend who's like so in love
04:07with them, but on the bright side, at least you didn't have to unpack.
04:11I'm so scared though.
04:13Don't be, don't be, don't be.
04:14Because it doesn't make sense.
04:16But it doesn't make sense.
04:18You never know.
04:18You're just group things up with her by hooking up with you.
04:21Yeah.
04:21The other fun part is then you go on top of deck, bitch.
04:25What a turn of events, bro.
04:27I'm quite proud of you.
04:29I genuinely really, really like David.
04:31And there could be a world where David doesn't pick me.
04:35But the whole point of it is to pick who you want to pick and like do the risky decisions
04:40and go for it.
04:41Because at the end of the day, love is risky.
04:44And you're not going to find your actual like true love and passion and everything you want
04:47if you're just kind of like sticking with what you're comfortable with at the moment.
04:51Oh, I'm so unserious.
04:52I really need therapy.
04:53Yeah, we all need therapy.
04:55We're on a dating show.
05:12I'm not surprised that Val went for David.
05:15But I feel for her because I don't think that's going to go anywhere.
05:18And she might be going swimming tonight.
05:20No, not might.
05:21She's going swimming tonight.
05:23Hi, everyone.
05:25How are you guys?
05:27Good.
05:27David, Val, how was your date?
05:30It was good.
05:31Yeah, it went really well.
05:32David, as you know, you have a very important decision to make.
05:38Will you choose to butt snorkel with Lowe or clam dive with Val?
05:45And whoever you do not choose will fall 30 feet into the deep blue salty sea.
05:55And Lowe, what more thing for you, since you're not the strongest swimmer.
06:00Safety first.
06:01Do I have to wear this?
06:03My outfit's so cute.
06:04Yes.
06:05Ladies, take your planks.
06:11Go Lowe.
06:12Let's go Lowe.
06:13Go Lowe.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Love you guys.
06:15We love you.
06:22You guys both look amazing.
06:24Gorgeous girls.
06:28I am completely up in the air.
06:32I think there's just so much unknown with this decision.
06:35And I know it's going to affect someone very heavily.
06:39I don't think it's fair to either of them.
06:42You know, I just feel stupid.
06:43I feel like, oh, fuck.
06:49And I truly, like, don't know what I'm going to do.
07:09Lo, Val, if you have anything left to say, now is your time to speak.
07:17David, I think I had the best date with you.
07:20I think we definitely shared some really memorable moments in getting to know you a little bit better.
07:26We have the same morals and values.
07:28And I definitely feel something very special with you that I want to continue to pursue and see throughout.
07:34David, I feel like we already know how we feel about each other.
07:39I feel like we've been inseparable since literally the first day we were here.
07:43And we've been on top the whole time we've been here.
07:46And I would love for that to continue.
07:49Yeah, like I said, you know how I feel about you.
07:50You know what's up, baby.
07:55I feel so bad for that.
07:57She wasn't even here 24 hours.
07:59No.
08:02Pretending like he has to make a decision.
08:04He's like, oh.
08:08I think you guys both are amazing.
08:12In your own ways.
08:14Val, we haven't had as much time to get to know each other.
08:18I think this date made this decision harder than I expected it to be.
08:28Lo, we've had a lot more time to get to know each other.
08:31And, you know, I almost think, to be quite honest, I don't know if you'd be okay with what happened.
08:42It just, like, puts me in a weird position.
08:52What the fuck is going on?
08:55I'm, like, kind of, I don't know.
08:57I don't really know what to say.
08:59I just have to be honest.
09:01That date was, like, I think way more intimate than you would be comfortable with.
09:13I'm understanding enough to, like, work through that.
09:15If you think that I, you know, don't feel comfortable or something like that.
09:19But I don't want you to make a decision based on what you might just be thinking I'm comfortable with
09:23or not.
09:24But, Lauren, I don't think you would forgive me.
09:31But you don't know.
09:32Like, that's not a good way.
09:33Like, I mean, even thinking about her, who wants to be picked because you think that I wouldn't forgive you?
09:38Like, after last night, it's just, you know, really surprising things to hear.
09:46You know what I mean?
09:54David, it's time to make your decision.
09:56Who are you sending overboard tonight?
10:05I think the fact that if you feel something and it's, like, a connection, and I definitely felt that the
10:12whole day with you.
10:13You owe it to yourself to explore and risk losing something, like, special.
10:17Like.
10:25Oh, God.
10:34Why is it taking so long?
10:35This is so selfish.
10:42But I may be sick.
10:43Can you please?
10:45Like, I can't.
10:48I'm worried about your brother and your dad.
10:51Because they're going to watch this.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:54But it's not about them.
10:55It's about how you feel.
10:57You know what I mean?
11:02I'm really fucking confused.
11:04I really have a really bad feeling.
11:06Me, too.
11:12David, what the fuck?
11:14Come on.
11:19I've lost so much respect.
11:23If it's that hard to make a decision that should have been like this, if it were so, like, locked
11:27in power couple since day one, there's a reason.
11:30Whatever happened on this date had this guy lost the words.
11:35Lo, keep your head up.
11:36This is, like, torture.
11:40I'm about to, like, pass out.
11:44David, are you okay?
11:47Doesn't look like it, if I'm being honest.
11:51David, we need a name.
11:55Fucking say it, dude.
11:56You got this, David.
11:58It's about you.
11:59Nobody else but you.
12:00You'd just be taking a big risk.
12:02I mean, I don't think it's a risk because I do genuinely care about him.
12:06After, like, 20 hours, girl, please.
12:22I just can't fucking do this.
12:25Come on, David.
12:26Let's go.
12:27It's torturous for everybody.
12:30Can't do it.
12:30I need, like, yeah.
12:31Can we just take a break, please?
12:32I literally can't.
12:33Like, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
12:34I think you got it.
12:35Please.
12:36Please.
12:37David, sack up, bro.
12:39He's just standing in silence.
12:40This is so weird.
12:45She's crying.
12:54We love you, Lo.
12:59Be a fucking man.
13:02Pussy.
13:03Who can you trust?
13:05Tell me, who can you trust?
13:11Joking on the fear.
13:15Come on.
13:16Let's go.
13:17Come on, bro.
13:17Make a decision.
13:18Come on.
13:19Can't have us wait like this.
13:21Just fucking say it, bro.
13:23I think you got it, please.
13:25Please.
13:29David, for fuck's sake.
13:54What the fuck?
13:56This is a joke.
13:57Is he just refusing to make a decision?
14:00What the fuck's up?
14:00What is happening?
14:05David, Lo deserves to know how you feel.
14:07Come on.
14:08You're being so fucking selfish right now.
14:11Look at what you're doing.
14:13It's okay, Lo.
14:21David, we need a name.
14:25Now.
14:28If they call you backstabber, betrayer, black magic, black traitor.
14:39The person I choose to send overboard.
14:49Don't do this to me.
15:01This Lord.
15:16You fucking dickhead.
15:21Oh, my God.
15:27Oh.
15:28Oh.
15:32It's okay.
15:34Holy fuck.
15:38Damn, David.
15:41I feel like a piece of shit.
15:42No, no, no.
15:43Don't.
15:43It's fine.
15:44We love you, Lo.
15:46He's a fucking dumbass, Lo.
15:50God damn, Lauren.
15:52I hope she can feel how fucking hurt we all have for her.
15:55And, like, no.
15:57There's solidarity and all.
15:59I feel so bad.
16:01I think the bond that they had was so, we all wanted it.
16:04That's why I'm here.
16:05Because I looked at them and I was like, fuck yeah.
16:09Like, fuck yeah.
16:12What the fuck is wrong with you?
16:14This is crazy.
16:17Love you.
16:18That was hard.
16:19The most sickening scenario.
16:21Because if someone like David can do that, then any of them can do it.
16:25He was supposed to be one of the good ones, you know?
16:29Congratulations.
16:30You can join the other couples on the topside deck.
16:34Jump over.
16:35We don't even want you here anywhere, David.
16:38That's your girlfriend.
16:39That's your fucking girlfriend you just dropped in the goddamn ocean, you dumbass.
16:44He asked her to be his girlfriend last night.
16:47He was talking about their future.
16:49He was talking about them getting married.
16:54Fucking go home.
16:56The fuck?
16:57Are you not embarrassed of yourself?
16:59This is on TV, you fucking idiot.
17:02Val, he'll do the same exact shit to you, so don't expect much.
17:06Here he is.
17:06Can we get drinks?
17:07This was crazy.
17:08Is the bar open?
17:10I need it.
17:11Let's go.
17:11Let's get out of here.
17:12He made her stand on there for 45 fucking minutes.
17:15No fucking balls.
17:17Oh my God, dude.
17:18That's crazy.
17:19Wow.
17:29This is fucking insane.
17:31I'm actually sick to my stomach.
17:35This is a sick joke.
17:37What the fuck just happened?
17:40I'm so upset.
17:42I'm so upset for her.
17:44She's bad.
17:45She took a fucking nap today because of how much she ate.
17:49Like that was her man.
17:51What is going on?
17:54All right, let me show you real quick.
17:56This is in, like, I'm going to take so much heat from them up there, too.
18:00Um, no, you're not because I'm your first line of defense, babe.
18:03I think I'm not going to pack down there.
18:05We're here to make friends.
18:06Remember that.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Your decision.
18:08Your decision.
18:09Right, regardless of what happens to the outcome.
18:12The fact that people were reacting that way they did just because you're friends with her,
18:15like, that's for his connection.
18:17If he didn't feel it, he didn't feel it.
18:18That's up to him.
18:19David, he said, screw everybody else.
18:20And I respect him 100% for that.
18:22We'll make it a few of us a lot.
18:24Tim, you look like everybody saw a ghost.
18:27Yeah, you look like you saw a ghost.
18:29That wait time was just, like, crazy.
18:31Like, it was just torture.
18:31I mean, he cooked himself for you.
18:33I was...
18:35I'm so surprised.
18:36I really didn't see this coming at all.
18:39But also, like, David, for me, I understand he's in a really tough place because I've been
18:43there.
18:43It's switched up that fast, so you're good.
18:45I also went up there with two amazing guys and had to make a choice.
18:48It's really about you, your relationship, and I think that you went on a date, and he
18:53came back and he made the right decision for him.
18:56Come, baby.
18:57Time to face.
18:58You're a real friend.
18:59Bill, stand by your decision.
19:00You have so many people standing behind you, you don't even know.
19:03It's just us.
19:05Bro, they were dating.
19:07Bro, he made her his girlfriend last night.
19:09That's last night.
19:10Fucking wild.
19:11Yeah.
19:13I mean, what a fucking dirtbag, bro.
19:15Seriously.
19:16We need to make sure Lila doesn't crash out right now.
19:19Hi.
19:20Hey, guys.
19:21Okay, what?
19:21Anyone else is saying?
19:23Yeah, you're still my brother.
19:24I appreciate that.
19:25You can count on me, dog.
19:27Give him grace, Tim, please.
19:31You went through the same shit, but on the opposite side.
19:34I think the guy's loss of respect for David.
19:37I was in a very similar situation, but Beau and Gia didn't have the amount of time Lauren
19:42and David did.
19:43They had what was seemingly such a tight bond.
19:45You happy?
19:46Do I look happy?
19:47Like, what the fuck?
19:48Oh, it was so hard for you.
19:49I feel so bad for you.
19:51Must be sick as fuck living in that head of yours.
19:56Why'd you have to scream, though?
19:57You didn't have to scream like that.
19:59That was inappropriate.
20:00Yeah, let's defend the man.
20:01It was my friend, too, but you don't have to scream profanity.
20:04She can say what she wants to say.
20:06Who's to her?
20:07She's in the situation.
20:08She didn't do anything wrong.
20:09It's not about her.
20:10But can you imagine standing on a frickin' plank into your first day here?
20:13I know, I know.
20:14You've only had, like, a couple hours to make friends?
20:16Can I finish?
20:17No, I don't want you to finish.
20:18Frankly, I don't give a fuck what you're just saying.
20:20Don't let her do that to you.
20:22And you want the same shit.
20:23Don't let her do anything to you.
20:24She's being a little bit.
20:25She's, like, 12.
20:26That's exactly what we should expect.
20:28Let her dig her own fucking grave.
20:30Honestly, Val being dramatic and acting like it's about her, it has nothing to do.
20:35I'm not saying that girl's the fucking devil or anything.
20:38But, like, that also needs to be understood everyone else's feelings of, like, complete distrust, disgust.
20:44Dude, that makes me want to, like, take 10 steps back.
20:46Like, I know Tim's the most amazing person who's never.
20:48Every person who sees this is.
20:49That makes me want to take 10 steps back.
20:5110 steps back from, literally, the man that's been sleeping next to you for 15 years,
20:54they're going to look at them and go, you are not what I think you are.
20:58This is fucking crazy.
21:00Why?
21:00What's, because they're upset with you?
21:02No, like, the whole situation, like, our date went really, really well, obviously, but.
21:05What happened on the date?
21:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
21:07Let's talk about that later.
21:08Now's not the time.
21:08Now's not the time.
21:09Yeah, true.
21:09Whatever you did, just so you know, Val.
21:12But she does deserve a good vote.
21:14No one, I talked to them all.
21:16They're not actually mad at you.
21:17The only one who doesn't like you is Leela.
21:19Everyone else, like, respects what you did because you had to do it.
21:21I'm going to say something about, like, it'll be nice.
21:23If I think you fucked up, I'd tell you that you fucked up.
21:26I want to say this has nothing to do with you at all.
21:29Nothing to do with you.
21:30Everything I said, everything I said was to David and David only.
21:34You're beautiful.
21:35You're amazing.
21:35You deserve the best man in the world.
21:37I appreciate that.
21:38And it has nothing to do with you.
21:40You deserve way better.
21:41You could do so much better.
21:43Oh, shit.
21:45I do appreciate her apology, but I just feel, even though everything she's been feeling
21:50has been directed toward David, she just took it to a level that was so fucking serious.
21:55I cannot stand people act like that.
21:56Things are getting really choppy now.
21:58I think that, obviously, you made what's the right decision for you, and I hope you guys
22:02work out so it wasn't not worth it.
22:05So, I wish you the best.
22:07I really do.
22:08No, don't.
22:08Can we talk?
22:10Yeah.
22:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:16How you feeling?
22:17I was fucking a lot.
22:18That's a lot.
22:19I feel like a total scumbag.
22:21And I think that feeling is more than fair, bro.
22:24I mean, I'm not trying to fucking rub dirt on it, but the situation you're in, you know?
22:33I pulled David for the talk because I want to be there for him, and I want to give him
22:36a shoulder, but it's just difficult.
22:39There's nothing he can say that would justify his actions today, and he just handled it like
22:44shit.
22:44He made it worse by fucking having her sit up there, you know what I mean?
22:48Like, I mean, it was...
22:49I didn't want her to go.
22:50I know, I know.
22:51I have a lot of love for Lauren.
22:53That is why it took so long to spit it out, was because I really do have feelings for
22:58her.
22:59None of that was fake.
23:00And it wasn't right for me to keep her.
23:04Like, sexually, I don't think we're meshing.
23:07I think she enjoyed it a lot.
23:09For me, they were just some things that weren't gonna work.
23:15Yeah.
23:16I just wish it wasn't a fucking plank.
23:19Yeah.
23:19I wish it was a just, hey, this isn't gonna work out.
23:22That would be ideal, but I don't have control over that.
23:25It's a lot, bro, but you put yourself in this situation, you know what I mean?
23:30You saw some shit that was wrong, didn't bring it up.
23:33Y'all started dating yesterday, officially.
23:36Like, you had that on top, and then now you had the date.
23:40Holy shit.
23:42Whichever way you put it, I fucked up.
23:45This date that we just went on progressed and intimately moved a lot quicker than I expected
23:52to, and in a way that I know Lauren wouldn't have been comfortable with.
23:57What happened?
24:02Fellatios and shit.
24:05Bro.
24:05I don't know, it just kind of happened.
24:09We're adults.
24:10Like, if you don't want to fucking do that, you don't do that.
24:28Everyone's feeling tense at the mention of fellatio.
24:31Dude.
24:32Same.
24:32So party's over, people.
24:37I'll see you in the morning.
24:38Good night, bro.
24:39I can't believe what happened, to be honest.
24:40Like, I'm actually shocked.
24:42Dude, I've just been saying this.
24:43You guys are all just, like, so unobservative.
24:46Well, you heard about the date reaction.
24:48No, but I've been saying this.
24:48That's unfair.
24:49You had inside info.
24:51Oh, they hate drama.
24:53You know what?
24:54It's not even drama.
24:55Like, this is Lowe's life, too.
24:57No, no, 100%.
24:59Well, breakfast's gonna be interesting.
25:03I'm just laying out better.
25:08All right, good, all right.
25:10Are you sleeping here?
25:13Christine's so hot, but Jake obviously likes her.
25:15So it's just, like, me versus Jake.
25:17For God's sake, I hope she chooses me,
25:19and I'd be fucking amped.
25:22It's all into your own.
25:23I'm so weird.
25:25I have anxiety.
25:27I just want to put all of it in.
25:31What's up?
25:36Oh, my God.
25:37It's going to be so very old, though.
25:40You, too.
25:55I would just say that I'm never a second choice to anyone.
25:58I think that they were rude in the way they went about it,
26:00watching them, like, make out and cuddle and all that.
26:03Her type is younger guys, which is asinine.
26:06She likes guys who don't have hair.
26:08That kid looks like he has alopecia.
26:10He doesn't have any hair anywhere in his body.
26:12And then she also kind of likes, like, frat boy kind of guy.
26:15Like, that's probably more her type than someone who's more mature like me.
26:18I'm almost 30.
26:19Have you totally written her off?
26:21Yeah.
26:21Yeah, 100% totally written her off.
26:23That was crazy.
26:26Look at the flexibility on that guy and a dexterous little piggly wiggly.
26:32Let's check in on David and Val.
26:34Hopefully they're not in the shower again.
26:36I don't think you did, like, that wrong.
26:40Like, it'd be different if you were, like, doing that, like, with every, like, girl or something
26:43that, like, came in and everyone was, like, you know.
26:45But I feel like that's enough time to kind of figure out, like, what vibe you feel with
26:49her or, like, what reservations you may have with her.
26:52I feel like during that period of time, it's like, you've been able to, like, what, you're
26:54going to find out in, like, two, three days.
26:55I don't think it takes time.
26:59It's like, how else are you supposed to go back?
27:02I do appreciate that.
27:04I appreciate you being strong, even though I, like, literally just stood there.
27:08Oh, yeah.
27:09David definitely is a little bit overwhelmed.
27:12He is human, and it is a very emotional situation to be in.
27:15I like how this went.
27:17David is my type 2 and T.
27:19He's everything I'm looking for.
27:21There was definitely a lot of sexual chemistry, and that really says a lot to our connections.
27:29I'm so...
27:31You and me both, Val.
27:34Can I say that?
27:41Attention, tops and bottoms.
27:44While the downsiders get ready for your day, you topsiders can head out to the sun deck where
27:50you can eat your feelings.
27:53Flip that in.
27:54Yeah.
27:54Uh-huh.
27:54Wait, wait, wait.
27:55Let me see.
27:55So...
27:56And then...
27:56Nope.
27:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:57And then here.
27:57Okay, yeah.
27:58But maybe a little bit more of a triangle.
27:59Yeah, a nice little triangle.
28:01How do you guys feel about the downside?
28:03Me and James have hit our breaking point at this point.
28:05How long?
28:06You guys live here for real.
28:08It's been too long.
28:09It's bad.
28:10Me and James have been on the downside for so long.
28:12I'm actually losing my mind.
28:13Oh, my God.
28:14Gabby is right.
28:15This is a hellhole.
28:17This is gross.
28:18I never want to see this color on me again.
28:20Oh, that's what I was doing wrong.
28:22Okay, I did do it.
28:23I just didn't do that.
28:24Mm-hmm.
28:26The motions were fucking wild last night.
28:28Yeah.
28:28Yeah.
28:29Have you talked to David?
28:30I did last night.
28:31Yeah, I did too.
28:32Lauren has to be so heartbroken right now.
28:34I couldn't imagine.
28:35To be in love and then, like, also for him to say, like, he wants to put a baby in
28:39her and,
28:39like, all this stuff and, like...
28:40And ask her to be his girl from the night before.
28:42And then, like, literally get swayed in four hours by some girl that's, like, his body type.
28:48Yeah, it's crazy.
28:49It's crazy.
28:50We're a loser.
29:07The fruit's good today.
29:09We're good.
29:10Hungry, David?
29:12No.
29:13Oh, you'd think you'd worked up an appetite.
29:19Did you have the passion fruit yesterday?
29:20No.
29:21Leela ate it all.
29:22Yeah, me taking that passion fruit was the most selfish act of the day.
29:49This morning, I've kind of been in this place of self-loathing.
29:54I'm just so surprised from him.
29:56I thought he was, like, a sweet guy.
29:58Everyone did.
29:59Everyone did.
30:00Being chirped at in such a negative way, part of me does feel like I deserve it.
30:05So I'm really, really kind of struggling with that.
30:08I'm trying not to let Val see that because I don't want her to feel like she's done anything wrong.
30:13But I do feel very stuck as far as, like, building something with Val just because I feel like the
30:21bad guy.
30:21Hi, my baby.
30:23Hi, Tanya.
30:24Make me a hug.
30:31I just feel gross.
30:34None of us have a issue.
30:36And that is a hard decision to get an ace, okay?
30:40But I don't want you up here beating yourself up.
30:43I'm going to let you get it all out, okay?
30:46You hear me?
30:47Yeah.
30:48And then you want to pick your head up.
30:50It's going to be okay.
31:01Braiding hair is known as the best way to break up tension.
31:05I love it when people do my hair.
31:06Who can be mad in pigtails?
31:09Hi.
31:10How are you?
31:10Good.
31:11How are you?
31:12Good.
31:12Where's Delaney?
31:13She's coming.
31:14Oh, okay.
31:16Come in.
31:18Okay, sorry.
31:19You're good, baby.
31:20You look so cute.
31:22Thanks.
31:22I'm going to change into the robe.
31:24So how's everyone feeling?
31:27Yeah, I mean, I definitely, like, overall, I am very, like, happy, of course, because of how great the day
31:33went.
31:33But obviously, it is just very overwhelming just because everything happens so quickly.
31:36I'm honestly, like, scared to ask because, like, you know, you hear, like, so many things.
31:39But I guess what made it so, like, shocking for everybody?
31:42They came in on day one.
31:44And they coupled up immediately.
31:46Immediately, they coupled up.
31:47They had this, like, very, very strong connection.
31:49Yeah.
31:50And they were, like, intimate, like, right off the bat.
31:55Obviously, like, the asking to be, like, the girlfriend and stuff.
32:00Coming in as a shipwrecker, you just never know what to expect.
32:02And I'm feeling very anxious.
32:04I don't know where his head is at.
32:07Yeah, no, I mean, I, like, didn't know about the boyfriend-girlfriend thing.
32:11Of course you didn't.
32:12And that's why I said, like, it had nothing to do with you.
32:15Yeah.
32:15Because how could you have known?
32:17You literally were not here.
32:18Like, that's why I, you know, I felt bad because, obviously, in the heat of the moment, I said a
32:23lot.
32:23And, but from the bottom of my heart, none of what I said was about you in any way.
32:29And I didn't.
32:30And the last thing I would ever do is shame the girl when a guy fucks up.
32:34To us, what he did was, like, blatant disrespect.
32:38David and Lowe, to me, were like parents.
32:40We would joke about that.
32:42And so I feel like David didn't only disappoint Lowe, but he disappointed me and everyone else.
32:48I didn't know that David was capable of doing that, especially to someone that he cared so deeply about.
32:54How do you think everything is going to move forward with you guys?
32:57I'm, like, very excited.
32:59Like, I think, you know, like, I, like, he is my type 2T.
33:01He is very sweet.
33:02So I'm very open to, like, exploring it.
33:04And I do want something, like, more long-term.
33:06And that is what he has said he wants, too.
33:08That's exactly how Lauren felt, too.
33:12And she was not worried about what was going to happen on that date.
33:17What happens to one girl can most likely happen to another.
33:20And I hope that what you guys has is different.
33:23I just do want you to be careful.
33:26Yeah.
33:27Because I would hate for him to do it again to another woman.
33:30I genuinely really, really like David.
33:32But I'm a very, very loyal person.
33:34And I don't want to give that loyalty to, like, the wrong person.
33:37So it makes me nervous in my connection with David at this moment.
33:42All right.
33:43I think I might leave you guys for the face mask because I have full makeup on.
33:46Oh, my God.
33:46I'm not taking it off.
33:48I really, really appreciate that.
33:51I like it a lot.
33:52And I understand you guys' perspectives, too.
33:55So, like, it's a tough spot for, like, everybody.
34:00It is so nice to see women supporting women.
34:04Here.
34:04Let's check if anyone gives a shit about David.
34:07I just wanted to pull you away from everyone.
34:09Yeah.
34:10I have some one-on-one.
34:12Like, man-to-man chat.
34:13Okay.
34:15First of all, sorry for blatantly ignoring you when you first walked in.
34:20I don't want to say anything I regretted to you.
34:24I just want to ask you, like, what is going through your head and just try and understand
34:29from an empathetic perspective.
34:31I just don't think there was a right way to do that.
34:34And ultimately, it was me deciding between two things that just really don't work with
34:39how I would normally be handling it.
34:41I get it.
34:42I understand.
34:42I think the reality of the situation is you put yourself in that position.
34:50You, regardless of how you felt on the date, you did what you did on the date, that caused
34:55more confusion for you.
34:57Sure, sure.
34:58And you put yourself in that position to have to make a more difficult decision than it could
35:03have been.
35:06To be honest, I didn't think I would be swayed.
35:09Yeah.
35:09Even going into the date, I didn't know what I was walking into.
35:12I would have done things to make sure that it didn't progress in a way that put me in
35:19that kind of a position.
35:21As much as you're considering, Lauren, do you see any potential at all with Val?
35:29I'd say yeah.
35:32The reason I'm asking that is because since you chose her, you have to consider her emotions,
35:39her reactions to things.
35:41Val is probably more confused because of how it's played out.
35:45I feel like I brought her into this mess and so I mean, it's just one fuck up after another.
35:51You don't want it to blow up into a thing where like, you've hurt Lauren, you have all
35:56this regret, and now you can potentially hurt Val.
36:01You owe it to her just based on the present and the situation that you're in to just see if
36:06there's anything there, you know?
36:10The only way I think I'm going to make it in this world to a point where I want to
36:14be is
36:15by taking ownership of every single thing that happens in my life.
36:20I want you to know that I want to be there for you, a friend, I want to help you
36:24as much
36:24as I can.
36:25All right, man.
36:26Appreciate that.
36:34It's probably better.
36:35Thank you, dawg.
36:36It'll be all right.
36:37Yeah.
36:37I promise.
36:51So you had a call though with David?
36:53I did.
36:53Yeah.
36:54He's obviously incredibly confused still.
36:56I just said to him, I was like, look, like you made your bed, you have to sleep in it.
37:01Yeah.
37:02Yeah, it was a good conversation.
37:03Overall.
37:04Do you know what they did on the date?
37:07I do.
37:09Yeah.
37:10Um, they made out and then she, she gave him that.
37:17Yeah.
37:22Val needs to run for her fucking life.
37:25And if she doesn't understand that, I am so worried for her because she is bound to get
37:29hurt in this situation.
37:32Shit.
37:42David and Val are back on a massage table.
37:45Avert your eyes.
37:48And here's Anna manhandling a slaughtered squid.
37:52Calamari.
37:52Calamari.
37:53Calamari.
37:53Oh my God.
37:55This is just like the largest condom.
38:08Calamari.
38:10Calamari.
38:10Calamari.
38:11Calamari.
38:22Calamari.
38:24Calamari.
38:27Calamari.
38:32Calamari.
38:42Calamari.
38:46Calamari.
38:54Calamari.
38:56Calamari.
38:57Calamari.
39:05Calamari.
39:10Calamari.
39:14i've never really had a friend that's like a close friend that's a girl back in the city it's like
39:21i'm so focused on looks and appearance and all that that i neglect like actually getting to
39:26know someone on a deeper level and learning so much about them but this experience forces you
39:31to learn more about personalities and what you like and like honestly dude if you mesh
39:36and his personality with christine's looks because that would be like the perfect human being but
39:41like that's not real life you know well i think that was good we crossed i honestly love we needed
39:46this we were like i want to talk to you okay good job let's go wash our motherfucking hands andrew
39:53you shouldn't be talking about how you like your women to look with those sideburns
39:58or should i say lack thereof do we get tequila for that i think we should
40:11make me walk around challenge today do y'all think it's gonna be crazy there's a lot of
40:16fucking meatheads right now so y'all are all gonna be popping off it's gonna be something
40:22yeah intense i'm excited yes it will be crazy but a different kind of crazy dare i say an emotional
40:30kind of crazy attention shipmates good news for you there's no challenge today what the heck so get
40:43ready for your mediterranean beach party off the yacht
40:58right all right all right going to the beach club bow bow bow i have no idea what's in store
41:11get ready
41:12with me for a day party on the mediterranean sea in malta
41:17we get to get off the boat we get to flirt shake a little drink a little
41:23big party yeah yeah yeah yeah are you ready to party yeah yeah let's go
41:38thank you mommy happy there we go there we go
41:42yesterday was a really crazy playing walk so i hope that today is just a chill laid back day i
41:49want to
41:49just continue developing my relationship with david in connection with david and we can just have fun
41:53please hey it's the fun boom oh it's the fun boom yeah losers i need tequila injected into my
42:02veins i definitely wet t-shirt content farewell chakra guys i'm so excited to have a good day
42:09i can't wait to see all the fallen faces and nervous diarrhea when they see all of their surprises
42:19you know what they say
42:23exes mark the spot
42:28and these exes have a major score to settle oh there's no way i know you sick freaks want to
42:38know
42:38what happens next party's here party's here it's crazy you speak of the devil oh me i am so repulsed
42:46by
42:46you sick they're both i was the better man for her hi you what are you doing here jim's freaking
42:53the
42:53out i want a man that's secure within themselves i have some questions that i need to answer all you
42:58did was just kiss her she's a like skank you're literally as low class like as they come
43:40what are you doing here job me
43:46i'm so happy to meet you
43:46i'm so happy that's my first time i love you
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