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Love Overboard Season 1 Episode 5
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00:01Previously on Love Overboard,
00:05Bella got her wish when a mustache meat man arrived.
00:09How about you win a challenge for me?
00:11Sure.
00:11And then you bring me upstairs.
00:13Kind of giving me butterflies down there.
00:15Things started to get freaky between Karai and Leela.
00:19We haven't kissed yet, but I would say after that,
00:22something's gonna happen.
00:24Delaney sent Prasad overboard.
00:29Keith humbly moved on from Sade.
00:32And while Lo is writing her love story with David.
00:36I stand beside David down the aisle.
00:40David is realizing they may not be on the same page sexually.
00:45We've had sex in a handful of times. I haven't come yet.
00:47What?
00:48A very titillating episode of Love Overboard starts now.
00:55There he is.
00:57Keith!
00:58Oh, there he is.
01:00Keith!
01:02Oh, there he is.
01:03Let's go, ladies!
01:04Let's go, ladies!
01:05Let's go, ladies!
01:05Let's go, ladies!
01:05Me and Keith, I think we have a good thing going,
01:08and he's really been, like, my rock in here.
01:10And it's something that I feel like I've needed for a long time.
01:14We're gonna see where this goes.
01:15I'm a one-woman dude.
01:17I feel like you're kind of a one-man girl, so...
01:19Yeah.
01:19Cool.
01:19I'm not too worried about it.
01:20It's your water.
01:25Top Side Love is in bloom, with David and Lowe, Karai and Leela, Tam and Gia, and Keith
01:33and Delaney all reveling in romance.
01:36The girl challenge is tomorrow.
01:38If I were to win, like, who would I take up?
01:41But Downsider Bella's search for love has been wilting since the day she arrived on the Chakra.
01:49Bradley's the only one I'm actually interested in.
01:51I think he's hot.
01:53I don't think he thinks he's hot, which is perfect.
01:56I don't want my man knowing how beautiful he is.
01:59That's something I want to think about, because I'm finally taking a risk
02:02and wanting to get out of the downside, so I'm like, who would I even fucking bring upstairs?
02:07Whatever you want to do, whatever you, like, think is what, you got to do what's right for you, at
02:11the end of the day.
02:12It's literally based on who I trust.
02:14Everything I want out of this experience is on the top side, which is a fine man, good food, a
02:24little drink and a nice fancy glass.
02:26Did you maybe see a connection with me?
02:31Uh, I don't know.
02:32I do like, I do think that we have, like, a nice, like, rapport.
02:36Yeah.
02:37But I just don't have any, like, feeling feelings.
02:41So, yeah.
02:43I'm just, like, mad at myself that I ate so many chips and fucking...
02:49Hold on, BRB, hold up.
02:51Yep, they're still here, baby.
02:53Woo!
02:54Oh, I fucking hate that.
02:56I don't get rejected where I'm from.
02:58I'm the eight girl of the Midwest.
03:00I think that I was obviously doing him a huge, mega, mega favor by even giving him the time of
03:07day.
03:12Nice.
03:13Now that I know there's not a connection with me and Bradley, at this point, all I can focus on
03:18is winning the challenge, getting to the top side, and then just figuring it out from there.
03:22While Bella heads back downside to lick her wounds, our top side couples are licking other things.
03:31Ooh, can we zoom in a little?
03:39Attention, milk jugs and soy boys.
03:42Caviar brunch that you did not pay for is ready on the deck.
03:46Top side girls, fill up on fish eggs as today's challenge is getting physical.
03:52Someone will be walking the plank tomorrow, and you don't want it to be you.
04:01Lila, have you ever read caviar before?
04:03I haven't.
04:04I don't want you to eat it.
04:05Just throw it in your mouth.
04:06I can't eat this, though.
04:07You can choose different toppings.
04:11It kind of looks gross.
04:13It's so good.
04:15Do I chew it?
04:16Yeah, put it in your mouth and, like, gargle it.
04:21It's crazy, dude.
04:24The way I act with Tim is a way I've never acted with anybody because I feel like before this
04:29experience, I said,
04:30if I'm really into somebody, I act very feminine and soft.
04:33And then if I'm not that into them, I'm kind of very much, like, bro with them.
04:38So it's kind of the perfect balance that I've never seen with a guy.
04:41Like, I didn't even know it existed.
04:44Salty, salty.
04:47I think Karai and I are doing really well.
04:49Being up top is definitely very different, and it's a lot easier to explore your connection with somebody.
04:55And the last challenge for the boys was kind of sexual and romantic.
04:59There's definitely some romantic energy.
05:02Never again?
05:03Uh-uh.
05:04We've not kissed.
05:05No, we've not kissed.
05:06But there's definitely a connection between Lila and I.
05:08We'll just go fill it out.
05:09We'll see what happens.
05:10Maybe, you know, I don't know, maybe soon.
05:13Are you nervous for your challenge today?
05:16Uh-uh.
05:16No.
05:18I feel pretty good this morning.
05:19Last night was a doozy.
05:22We just had, like, a lot of fun last night.
05:27I, like, want to stay with him.
05:29I want to be with him.
05:30I feel like we talk a lot about, like, our future and everything.
05:33I'm really here for him, and, like, I'm all in for him.
05:35So you think a girl's going to get a photo?
05:37Maybe that's what today is.
05:39If it was, who do you think would go?
05:41Oh.
05:42We got a handful that probably ought to go.
05:45Everybody would have.
05:48I do really like Lauren, but I kind of feel this pressure to be something bigger than just one of
05:55us.
05:55It's, like, this pressure to be this power couple who's been here since day one and stayed up top.
06:00What is he?
06:03I feel like I've been trying to find my person for a while, and I think sexual compatibility is really
06:09important.
06:09And there's been girls that I've dated in the past that just, we didn't have sexual compatibility, even though we
06:15had a lot of other things.
06:17And it seems like we're not necessarily compatible sexually.
06:24Jesus Christ, her parents will see this, though.
06:29She is great.
06:32Fuck.
06:40Sometimes I forget we're on a boat and then I get seasick.
06:43Well, yeah, me too.
06:45I think it's also the nerves for me.
06:47Why am I letting these fucking five, two men make me feel not confident?
06:54I am so seasick right now.
06:56I know I'm beautiful.
06:57Don't let anyone make you feel that way.
06:59You know who you are and remind yourself when you feel yourself forgetting.
07:03Dude, I can't.
07:05You know what?
07:06I might just walk that plane.
07:08No.
07:08No.
07:09Or I stay.
07:10Okay.
07:10I get one of these little boy punks and I bring them up with me through this challenge.
07:17While this is a girl's challenge, I'm gonna let them cry, beg, piss, and plead.
07:21Because you had a premonition you won, right?
07:24Yeah, we'll see about that.
07:26While Bella struggles to find a real man on this sensual chakra, Andrew continues to fall
07:32deeper in love with himself.
07:36I'm very presentable, I think.
07:38Like, that's important to me is to look good.
07:39And I love hair.
07:40I love good hair.
07:41How's my hair look?
07:42Good?
07:43Can you just make sure my hair looks good?
07:46I put some attention into that for sure.
07:48This is good, baby.
07:50I like the long hair.
07:51Meh.
07:52My mom does too.
07:54I'm not a big fan.
07:55Just thinking about how I want a haircut.
07:57Got the best barber in New York and he's not here.
08:00I'm gonna put my best foot forward and have a positive attitude on this.
08:04Wow, Andrew.
08:06Your mummy would be so proud.
08:10Attention!
08:11Downside hunks.
08:12Bring your buckets, sponges, and those used and abused forearms
08:17to the top deck to start scrubbing.
08:20All right, boys.
08:20Get the work.
08:21No, start scrubbing.
08:23The playing ceremony is tomorrow.
08:25And I think we're all in a place right now where we need new women on this boat.
08:29I know.
08:30And I just feel so pressured to, like, find someone.
08:32But, like, I'm worried that I won't.
08:35Bella, right?
08:36No.
08:37You wouldn't?
08:38No.
08:38If there aren't any hot girls in the bar, I go to the next one.
08:41It's not like that here.
08:41You're stuck here.
08:42I think we'll all get a chance to the girl.
08:44We also might have girls coming.
08:46If there are, I'm gonna freak out because I'm really excited about that,
08:50and we need some more girls on this boat.
08:52I'd have to see if there's a connection there, but it's possible.
08:55I got your guys' backs for sure, both of you guys.
08:57Oh, yeah.
08:57Of course, of course.
08:58Yeah, bro.
08:59Jesus Christ.
09:04We've arrived at our next challenge.
09:07Oh, my God.
09:08Top-siders, prepare to fight for your relationships.
09:12Gosh, that hurt.
09:13Downside boys, don't be whiny bitches yet.
09:17For you, I may have a surprise or two.
09:20All right, game time.
09:21Mission.
09:22Are you seeing the vision?
09:24The bigger, the better, the better, the bigger.
09:26I'm one in a million.
09:28I'm coming alive now.
09:30I can't be denied now.
09:31Oh, shit.
09:32I wait till I win and I make the decision.
09:34You never go back now.
09:37Cuties holding hands.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:40Welcome to your next challenge, Storm the Castle.
09:45So, this time, all of the women will be competing, but naturally, it's time to stir some shit up.
09:52Two new shipwreckers have earned their spot in the competition.
09:57There are two women on their way.
10:00I don't mean to seem so excited.
10:03So, please welcome our new shipwreckers, Val and Christine.
10:21We have two new BBL baddies here.
10:27What the fuck are y'all trying to do to me?
10:33Hello.
10:34I do a lot of crazy things for love.
10:36My parents didn't like a guy, so I hit a relationship for two and a half years.
10:40When I am set on somebody and when I really like somebody, it's really hard for me to, like, divert.
10:46And, uh, sometimes it clouds my judgment a little bit.
10:50I think a lot of people don't think I'm as smart as I look, I guess.
10:53So, they would never guess chemists.
10:55Um, they would definitely be like, oh, she's probably a bottle girl.
10:58I don't even know.
10:59I tend to go for the tall, dark, and handsome, brown eyes, brown hair.
11:03I definitely am someone that if I see someone I like, I will go for it.
11:07Okay, pity.
11:09Those girls are exactly David's type.
11:11And that kind of gets me going a little bit.
11:13I mean, they're new and they don't know the dynamics of everything.
11:15So, I'm feeling a little nervous.
11:17Good morning.
11:30How are you guys?
11:32Good.
11:32How are you?
11:33Good.
11:33I won't ask anybody else.
11:36New girls.
11:37I would say Val does fit maybe my usual type.
11:41I have said I do like plastic and I do like big buds.
11:44But like, I just, I'm really happy with Lauren.
11:53Oh, I know this girl.
11:55Immediately when she walked down, I said, I've met this girl before.
11:58We met in the VIP section of this club in the Hamptons last summer.
12:04And she seemed into me last year.
12:06I thought it was, she was hot as hell then.
12:07I think she's hot as hell now.
12:10Well, you can go join the rest of our crew.
12:15How are you?
12:16Hello.
12:17What's up?
12:17What's your name?
12:18Christine, nice to meet you.
12:19Christine is one of the most beautiful girls I think I've ever seen in my entire life.
12:22And I'm really excited to be able to spend more time with her and get to know her better.
12:25Okay.
12:26So, today's mission, simple.
12:29Our downside girls can challenge a topside girl and all you have to do is win the race to the
12:36top of the wall.
12:37Each topside guy will be waiting up top and he is your ticket out of economy and into first class
12:45where you belong.
12:46Our two new shipwreckers will be downsiders and can challenge for a spot on the topside.
12:53Okay.
12:54Topside men, come stand over here.
12:57So somber.
12:59So somber.
12:59All right.
13:00If you're planning a sneak attack, it's not so sneaky anymore.
13:04Declare your target now.
13:07Does anyone want to challenge Gia for Tim?
13:10Yeah.
13:11I didn't forget.
13:12Yeah, it's Christine.
13:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:15I haven't been told too, too much about like what happens on the boat yet.
13:19So, I can't really be strategic.
13:21And I'm just picking whichever one I think is cutest.
13:25First up is top sider Gia versus shipwrecker Christine.
13:31This shit is scary.
13:32This is the first challenge I've actually had to participate in.
13:35I know I'm going to have to full force it because that's my man.
13:39Ready, set, climb.
13:42Yes, Gia!
13:47You got this, baby.
13:49You're going brave.
13:50Spider monkey, baby.
13:52That was not the strut.
13:53You got this.
13:54You got this.
13:54Come on.
13:55Come on.
13:55I'm just thinking about Christine and how hot she is.
13:59Yes, Christine.
14:00How bad I want her and how I'm going to have to deal with Jake the whole time.
14:03Yeah, baby.
14:05Here we go.
14:07Nice try, Christine.
14:09You'll love the Zam side.
14:11And your new neighbors are very excited to welcome you.
14:16Let the games begin.
14:17Okay.
14:17Would anyone like to challenge Lila for Karai?
14:23Nobody?
14:25I kind of thought I was maybe a little ugly now because no one's going for me.
14:29But honestly, super happy that no one's going for me.
14:31So, if I can just remain ugly for the rest of the time here, that's perfect because Lila's great.
14:36Would anyone like to challenge Lila for David?
14:44Val.
14:45Wait, which one is Val?
14:46I'm Val.
14:48Okay, cool.
14:49Oh, shit.
14:50Oh, fuck.
14:51Hell yeah.
14:52David is very attractive.
14:53Val, mind you, I'm coming in, so I don't know what the fuck is going on, but everybody was like,
14:57you know, kind of shocked about that.
15:00David's smiling is crazy.
15:02Get the fuck out of here.
15:03Wipe that smile off your face.
15:05Literally.
15:06I'm going to say something to her.
15:08I think that Lila can tell that one of the girls might be David's type.
15:14Lila has a little bit of spice, and she can bite.
15:17So, I think that she's a little bit intimidated.
15:21All right, ladies.
15:22Me and David are in love, FYI, but may the best girl win.
15:25Okay, thanks for letting me know.
15:27You're welcome.
15:27Oh, so like back off like, oh, like a guy that you've known for like seven days.
15:31Like, come on.
15:33Ready, set, go.
15:38Oh, hello.
15:40Oh, hello.
15:41Hello.
15:42You got this.
15:42Yes, yes, yes.
15:43Just like that.
15:44Just like that.
15:44Just like that.
15:45Stay up straight.
15:45Oh, God, it's so bad.
15:47Yeah, yeah.
15:50You're doing so good.
15:52Yay!
15:56Another top side win.
15:58You killed it.
15:59I won.
15:59I'm happy I won, and I hold it down for my man.
16:03All right, Delaney for Keefe.
16:08Lexi.
16:09I'm happy with James no matter if I'm on the top side or the downside, but the downside has been
16:14crazy.
16:15We are going a little nuts, and Bella.
16:18I have to get to the top side to get out of the sausage party.
16:21If I really got to win this challenge, it's actually like dire need.
16:24If I don't win this challenge, I don't know if I'm staying.
16:27I'm so serious.
16:28Okay, ready?
16:30I'm on these bitches' necks because I used to run track.
16:33I used to do hurdles.
16:36I'm really good.
16:37I'm really fast.
16:39Also, I've had like three cups of coffee today, and that was confirmation from the spirit guides.
16:48I'm about to win this shit.
16:50Okay?
16:51I feel it in my heart, my soul, and in my pelvis area.
16:55Okay, ready, set, go!
16:58Come on!
17:11Oh, yeah, Lexi!
17:13Come on, Lexi!
17:31Oh no, I guess the wall has other ideas for your pelvis area
17:38You did so good
17:41You did so good
17:42Lex, you did good
17:47Well, you bottoms gave it your all
17:51But the girls on top will not be switching their positions anytime soon
17:56It was a topside sweep
17:58So I'm just proud of all my girls
17:59I'm happy that I won
18:01And that some new girl didn't come and steal my man
18:03That just would have been unacceptable
18:05Until next time, keep climbing
18:14Oh my god
18:18Christine is my type to a tee
18:20I feel that feeling in my stomach where I'm excited
18:23And holy shit, I'm feeling some type of way for sure
18:26But Jake likes Christine, he doesn't want anyone else either
18:29So it's kind of like what the best man wins
18:36I just need to feel things out and see who likes me
18:41I like being, I like a lot of attention
18:43Welcome to the bottom
18:45Come on, go
18:46Coming onto this yacht, I did not know what to expect
18:49And now I'm going to be on the downside
18:51Being on the top side is like a really big deal
18:54You guys are going to have these cute little outfits right here
18:59We can make it hot
18:59Oh, look at you
19:01Okay, girl
19:03Okay
19:04You guys are cocktail waitresses
19:05Tonight at happy hour, I am definitely going to talk to David
19:08I've heard David and Lowe have been locked in since like day one
19:12But that's not my fault
19:13I'm in it for me
19:15So, I mean, sorry
19:23With two new tempting shipwreckers and a horny happy hour on the horizon
19:28The Downsiders are preparing for one more night of flirting and fondling
19:33The Downsider who successfully seduces another shipmate will earn a date text
19:39Who will get turned on and who will get turned down?
19:43I'm not even upset about the challenge
19:45I got triggered by the boys, like, to be honest
19:48Because I know there's nobody here for me
19:52I think everything's going to work out, though
19:54Don't freak out
19:54I've had nothing
19:55I've had no connections
19:57I've never been upstairs
20:00I've never won a challenge
20:02Everybody else is so beautiful
20:05Like, they're literally cool kids
20:07Like, they're literally popular cool kids
20:10Yeah
20:11And I felt, like, so unwanted and unlovable
20:15I don't know why
20:19I'm so upset
20:25Keep your head up, though
20:31I just want to talk to my mom
20:33And both my mom and my best friend
20:40The Topside Queens are preparing for another happy hour protecting their pookies
20:46I really appreciate you so much
20:48You're the best
20:48I might have a crush on you
20:50Maybe
20:51While the Downsiders prepare for the battle of the booty
20:55And Andrew continues to be at odds with his hair
21:01I need to go get my fucking haircut, dude
21:03How long do we have until happy hour, Bradley?
21:04I wonder what they're going to make us do
21:06Serving them drinks and shit?
21:08Like, serving them, like, food?
21:09I don't know
21:10I haven't waited tables since college
21:12But I'm pretty good at it
21:14Okay, Andrew
21:15Hold still
21:16We'll get you trimmed right up
21:17Tiny, tiny bit
21:19They should serve us as appetizers
21:21I would devour that meal
21:25Frisky philanderers of the chakra
21:27Happy hour is officially beginning
21:29Whether you're hot or not
21:31Downsiders claim your prey
21:33With mutual interest, of course
21:35If you want to earn a date text tomorrow
21:38Hey, sexy
21:39We are so
21:43Enjoy yourselves digging
21:44I have a shot
21:46And this is actually a big cup of ginger
21:49Thank you
21:52Must take breaks there
21:53You deserve it
21:55She fucking flirting with you
21:56What she gonna do
21:57I know my tendency is to be
22:00More of a flirt
22:01And I know what I've done in the past
22:04But I'm locked in with Lauren
22:06She'll, like, carry your shot
22:08Lauren has nothing to worry about
22:10I need to call my mom right now
22:17Please let me call her
22:18Okay, hold on
22:19I'm gonna panic attack
22:19Okay, calm down
22:21Let me call my mom
22:21I need to call my mom
22:22I just want to talk to my mom
22:24She'll let me call my mom
22:25Okay, we are gonna call this mom
22:27Where's Andrew at?
22:29Andrew's downstairs
22:30He's getting ready
22:31Still getting ready
22:32Still?
22:33Still?
22:35Yeah
22:35Hi Andrew
22:36Mom, it's Andrew
22:38It's an emergency
22:39What's wrong?
22:40What the fuck is going on?
22:43I'm with a producer here
22:44And it's not good
22:45It's a bad emergency
22:46Let's go
22:47I, this woman
22:50Completely destroyed my sideburns
22:54All right, what am I supposed to do about this?
22:57Do you give a fuck about
22:58Can you just tell me what to do?
23:00No, I do
23:00What am I supposed to do?
23:02Andrew's downstairs getting ready
23:03He got a haircut
23:04I think it looks good
23:05He doesn't like it, but
23:06I'm not going on camera like this
23:08I'll get fucking ripped
23:09What do you want me to do?
23:11What, what, what
23:11Can you just help guide me through this?
23:15Andrew is an odd specimen
23:17You're in another country
23:18That's what she said
23:19She goes, you're a grown man
23:20Like
23:21Andrew's crazy
23:23Andrew's crazy
23:24I don't think it's as bad as you think
23:26I feel like I want to puke
23:27You're overreacting
23:30How do I look?
23:31My hair looks all right
23:33Andrew
23:33Those sideburns are hideously the same
23:36I fucked up
23:43I've been, I've been enjoying it so much
23:45Like, so fun
23:46Like, just getting to know you
23:47Just
23:47I know, you're obsessed with me
23:48I get it, whatever
23:49So obsessed with you
23:50Enough
23:51I feel really comfortable
23:52In, in, in my relationship with Leela
23:54You know, we work well together
23:55Would you plank me?
23:56No, I would not plank you
23:57Even if it was like
23:59Margaret Roth
24:01She's super sweet
24:02Which is what I was looking for
24:04Since I've gotten here
24:05I've been kind of more of a slow burner
24:07Because I'm more focused on
24:08Who the person actually is
24:09Right, like as a person
24:10Rather than just your looks
24:27Let's go
24:31BRB
24:36Can I play for a chat?
24:38Sure
24:39Yeah, we could go up to, like, the jacuzzi deck
24:41Yeah, sounds good
24:44I don't care
24:48He's like miserable right now, trust me
24:49What do you do though?
24:51Uh, so I'm a chemist
24:53No shit
24:53Yeah
24:54I would have never guessed that
24:55What was your, like, last relationship
24:57Or, like, what does that look like for you?
24:59We broke up
25:00Kind of around this time last year
25:01We had a lot of trust issues
25:03That then came
25:04And
25:04So loyalty is, like, a really big thing for you
25:06Yeah, loyalty is big
25:08Boo
25:09Hey
25:10What's happening?
25:11Hi
25:11Hey, you want to sit down?
25:13No, I want to go downstairs
25:14And get alcohol
25:15Okay
25:16I told you what was up
25:18You know what I mean?
25:18So, like
25:19Yeah, I know, but I'm new here
25:20I'm just talking to people
25:21So I'm getting to know everybody
25:22I, like, respectfully
25:24It's just me getting to know him
25:27That doesn't mean, like
25:28But what's the point?
25:30I thought that it was pretty harmless
25:32However, I do hate to have Lauren in a position
25:36Where she feels, you know, insecure about me
25:39Or my intentions
25:41I'm here to meet everybody
25:43Okay
25:43And he seems like a nice guy
25:45I mean
25:45So nice
25:46I don't know why you're so worried
25:48I can't wait to get married
25:49Yeah, so I don't know why you're so worried
25:50I'm not, but I'm just, like
25:51I just
25:52You're acting
25:52You're acting
25:53It's, like, embarrassing
25:54I was trying to help you from, like, the job
25:56I'm not getting rejected
25:57Because I'm talking to him
25:58I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room
26:00I'm literally chatting with him
26:01If he were to come up to me and be like
26:03Hey, Bella, I think you're really dope
26:05You know, obviously you're here getting to know people
26:07I'm really into this girl
26:08Like, nothing would, like, turn my head
26:09I would be like, okay, cool
26:10Let's be friends
26:11Like, he has not said that to me at all
26:13The way you act is, like
26:15I don't care how I act
26:16I don't even know you, babe
26:16So, why are you so concerned?
26:19I'm literally trying to save him from, like
26:21Things that he doesn't want to do
26:23That's what I do
26:24Well, then he's lucky to have you
26:26Oh
26:27I know, he knows
26:28Good
26:29All right, bye
26:30Bye
26:32We are in love
26:33And getting married
26:34And with child
26:35And you need to fucking back up
26:36I thought that girl was trying to be a bitch to me
26:38Her and her BBL
26:39Can fucking go downstairs
26:40Immediately
26:41I'm not the type of person
26:42To just let that slide
26:43If you're going to be a bitch to me first
26:45I will respond
26:53I just got in some little beef
26:55I just got into some little beef
26:56What happened
26:56So, I pulled David for a chat
26:58And, like, truthfully
26:59For me to be, like, romantic
27:00Like, I want this person
27:02Like, I have to get to know your personality
27:03Like, you may be attractive to me
27:04But, like, personality-wise
27:05It's not my vibe
27:06Like, I'm not going to go for it
27:07Right
27:07But I was waiting for them
27:08To bring the shipwreckers
27:09It was fucking bringing the heat
27:12It's different if, like, a guy
27:13Were to, like, tell me
27:14Like, hey, like
27:16I am locked in
27:17Like, I really like this girl
27:18Or whatever
27:18No
27:19Like, with him
27:20Because he's like
27:20I met Gia
27:21And, like, everything's been great
27:22And, like, you know
27:22I'm, like, very locked in
27:23And, like, whatever
27:24And, like, I respect that
27:27And, like, David obviously
27:28Hasn't said that to me
27:30I feel like you handled it well
27:32You came up and saved me
27:34And
27:39You know, I do understand
27:40Why Lauren's concerned about Val
27:42And I want to take this opportunity
27:44To reassure her
27:45And make sure that she did feel safe
27:47With me again
27:50Hello, Libby
27:51Wow
27:52Do you want to be my girlfriend?
27:57Yeah, duh
27:57I'm already your fucking girlfriend
28:07I understand that he's someone
28:08Who, like, wants to have kids
28:09And, like, be married
28:10We have a lot of, like, the same goals
28:11In terms of that
28:12I know it might seem, like
28:14Fast or premature
28:15But we, like, just
28:16Are pretty sure
28:17About the way we feel about each other
28:19Should we go tell that girl?
28:29It wouldn't be a happy hour
28:31Without some cocktails
28:32So let's watch the bartender's
28:35Shake weight devotion payoff
28:37So I was like, hi
28:38How you doing?
28:40The first ever margarita
28:41Was made with cuervo
28:42And today
28:43We're going to be putting
28:43Our own little twist on it
28:45To make the perfect margarita
28:46We're going to be using
28:47Cuervo Tradicional Blanco Tequila
28:50Perfect
28:50That's right
28:52Mix together all the spice
28:54Shake it, shake it, shake it
28:56Give it some love
28:56Yeah, it's good
28:57The teamwork here
28:58This is how you make
28:59The perfect cuervo spicy plancarita
29:01Cheers to another beautiful date
29:03With a beautiful girl
29:04Cheers to our future
29:06Cheers
29:11I'm not going to lie
29:12You and Val are fucking awesome
29:14Like, you guys are
29:14You guys are
29:15No, you guys are
29:16No, no, no
29:17I'm definitely vibing most
29:18With, I think, Jake and Andrew
29:20I think that Jake is
29:21Kind of pursuing me more
29:23Which is really important to me
29:24But I also haven't spoken
29:26To Andrew quite as much
29:27Where's the patch?
29:28Right here, dude
29:29There was a fucking cyber
29:30Both of us are going
29:33Straight in for this girl
29:34You popped out
29:35And I was like, hello
29:37I was like, how are you?
29:38Did you pay the barber
29:39To fuck up his haircut?
29:40No, no, no
29:41He looks good
29:42He looks good
29:42He looks good
29:43We know
29:43Jake is going to pull her
29:44And I'm going to be embarrassed
29:45Go up there
29:46You guys are fun as fuck
29:48And me and Andrew are fun as fuck
29:49Right?
29:49Like, bye
29:50And we're neighbors now
29:51So, like, you know
29:52We're neighbors
29:52I would love if Andrew
29:54Put in a little more effort
29:55Maybe pulled me aside
29:56And had a conversation
29:58Does my hair look disheveled
30:00Or on top
30:00Or does it look fine?
30:01No
30:02Looks good
30:03I was definitely prepared
30:04To leave after they botched
30:05My haircut
30:06But I called my mom
30:07And she kind of encouraged
30:09Me to stay
30:09And maybe that I was
30:10Overreacting a little bit
30:11His haircut looks great
30:12Thank you
30:13His hair looks amazing
30:14Just got a fucked up haircut
30:15And now I'm walking out
30:17To go talk to Christine
30:18And I'm not feeling like myself
30:19I'm feeling pretty, like,
30:21Defeated here
30:22Andrew, your haircut
30:22Looks so good
30:23I was pretty pissed
30:24I thought they fucked it up
30:26But where's Bella?
30:27Where is she?
30:28Where's Bella, guys?
30:30Have you seen Bella?
30:31I didn't even notice
30:32That you got a haircut
30:33Really?
30:34Andrew was so upset
30:36And that's part of why
30:37We haven't gotten to know each other
30:38He was, like, hiding downstairs
30:39During happy hour
30:40For whatever reason
30:42I actually remember this vividly
30:44I don't know why
30:44But I went to Comic Con
30:46East last summer
30:47We met
30:47Really?
30:49Yeah
30:49Interesting
30:50And then we talked
30:51For a little bit
30:51And then exchanged Instagrams
30:53And then
30:53I don't know why
30:54And you never hit me up?
30:55That's crazy
30:56If you check your DMs
30:57I'll be in there for sure
31:01Andrew may be forgettable
31:03But Downsider Bella
31:04Is intent
31:05On making this a night
31:06Everyone will remember
31:08Before this all started
31:10I was literally like
31:12This is gonna be
31:13The best fucking summer
31:14Of my life
31:15And this is the dress
31:17I always wanted to wear
31:18When I was gonna go upstairs
31:19It was gonna be my debut
31:21I'm trying not to cry
31:24I'm trying not to cry
31:25I'm trying not to cry
31:25Being on this yacht
31:27Has rocked the fuck out of me
31:29I like you
31:31From first impression
31:32Um
31:34It's okay
31:36Don't worry
31:37It's changed my perspective
31:39On my own self-esteem
31:42I don't know if I feel
31:43Any kind of love
31:46So I have a plan
31:50Oh, hey, everybody.
31:55She's cosplaying as Chops Hider today.
31:58All right, can I have your attention, everybody?
32:01Before I came here, I really, really, really
32:05was expecting to have this insane core memory
32:10and have about seven boyfriends.
32:13When it came to finding love, I was unsuccessful.
32:17And when it came to going up to the top side,
32:21I was obviously unsuccessful.
32:24But in the end, I am thatgirl.com.net.
32:27That's exactly right.
32:32If I was in prison with my mommy and my cat, Bubba,
32:37and my best friends, it would be the best fucking experience
32:41of my entire life, you know?
32:43But if I am on a yacht with a bunch of people
32:46that don't really get me, then I don't want to be there.
32:50And on that note, bye, guys.
32:55Oh, I love it.
32:56Love it.
32:59I appreciate it.
33:01I did everything I was supposed to do.
33:03I pushed myself for love.
33:06I literally went overboard for love in every single way,
33:10but the literal way, because I'm not walking the fucking plane.
33:15Like, I wish she had a much different time here.
33:19I love that girl.
33:23I think that Bella's a very sweet girl,
33:25and she's very misunderstood.
33:28She's going out on her own way.
33:31Ciao, Bella.
33:32I'm so happy.
33:34Like, these are tears of joy, because I
33:37can finally, like, embark on my own journey.
33:40I'm going to find my guy in this big world.
33:44Actually, I think he might go find me,
33:46because I'm tired of looking.
33:48We're going for the sun.
33:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, now I can fly.
33:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
34:04Lowe seemed sleepier than ever.
34:05I wonder what they were doing.
34:08Up all night planning their future, I'm sure.
34:11David, what's your last name?
34:12Why are you curious?
34:13Because I want to know what Lowe's last name is going to be.
34:15Well, I hope they used a dental dam,
34:17because now's a bad time to talk about sharing last names.
34:22Yay, I got it, Tex.
34:23Let's go.
34:24Hi, Val.
34:25You've been working overtime since you've been here,
34:27and as a new girl, it can't be easy.
34:30To reward your bravery, you get to take one lucky guy on a date.
34:33Have fun.
34:34Let's go.
34:35Come on.
34:36She's coming out tonight.
34:38Miss, I'm going to steal your man.
34:40I think David is definitely, like, he could, you know,
34:42be definitely getting bored with his relationship with Lauren.
34:45I feel like he would owe it to himself to, like, explore,
34:47and I feel like he probably wants that, and he wants to do that.
34:50Yeah, this one might be crazy to see,
34:52because she's obviously going to go all in.
34:55She's coming in.
34:56She's pushing.
34:56Like, quite literally, like, batter up.
34:59Like, boom.
35:01It's going to be nuts.
35:02Whatever she's going to do, she's going to do it all.
35:04And, like, and she seemed a little confident,
35:06so I was like, oh, this is about to get messy.
35:08Hey, guys.
35:10Hi.
35:11How are you?
35:12Good.
35:13Good.
35:14So I got a text.
35:16So I'm wondering if David would want to go on a date with me
35:20so we can talk a little bit more and, like,
35:22clear things up a little bit.
35:23Yeah, sure.
35:24Yeah, I'm cool with that.
35:25Yeah.
35:26Good, man.
35:27All right, bye, guys.
35:29Bye.
35:32What the fuck?
35:34Is she OK with going down the plank?
35:36Like, I don't know.
35:37Or fuck.
35:38She was pissed.
35:39Like, you see her, she didn't say anything.
35:41Lo and David are now dating.
35:43So Val going up there, talking to David,
35:45seems like a little bit of a suicide mission.
35:47Lo, literally all she's going to have to say is, like,
35:49I mean, I'm your girlfriend, so, like, yeah.
35:54Yeah.
35:55Yeah.
35:55She's cooked.
35:57I'm sorry.
35:58No, no, no.
36:09That would be a mess if I was you right now,
36:12so anything I can do to help you, girl?
36:14It'd be like that, bro.
36:16I don't even know how the fuck I get myself
36:17into these situations.
36:19Like, actually, it's OK, though,
36:20because you're handling it like a champ.
36:23Val has an energy to her that's kind of like black cat
36:26siren type shit, and those kind of women
36:31can always pull the man.
36:35This does feel a little dirty.
36:38She'll be fine, bro.
36:39We'll fucking talk to her all day, just ease her mind.
36:42Just be respectful.
36:43Yeah.
36:43I'm sure he's going to handle it well.
36:44He's a great guy.
36:45He's super nice.
36:46So I'm sure he's going to make sure Val has a nice time.
36:49But I'm sure he'll let her know that, you know,
36:51there isn't anything for her with him.
36:53And she might be going swimming tonight.
37:00Watch your step, though, yeah?
37:02Yeah.
37:04It definitely puts me in a weird position,
37:06because, you know, I do want to be respectful of Val,
37:09and I do want to get to know her.
37:12Lo is not too happy about that.
37:13I think what I'm testing here is kind of what I've been drawn
37:17to my past that hasn't worked up and what I have currently
37:20that is strong and is currently working almost feels
37:23like an obstacle that has to be overcome.
37:31Oh, shit.
37:33OK.
37:34Wow.
37:35This is lit.
37:36OK.
37:37You want to read this one?
37:38Yeah.
37:39So spa treatment, cactus palms tapping
37:42to increase blood circulation.
37:44Step one, take the palms in hand and gently lay
37:48against your partner's back.
37:49Scoop a generous amount of honey and oil onto your hands.
37:53OK.
37:54Step two.
37:55Repetit desire.
37:56Repetit desire.
37:57OK, bet, bet, bet.
37:57That's my favorite part about that.
37:59Holy shit.
38:00OK.
38:03I think you're going to take your shirt off.
38:05I'm going to be the only one taking my shirt off.
38:07It's easy, though.
38:08OK, it sure is easy.
38:10Yeah, you're going to do it, though.
38:13So do you.
38:14Wow.
38:15It does fit how I would describe my type,
38:17which is a big butt.
38:19She has a huge butt, and a lot of plastic.
38:22Are you going to give me breakfast like this?
38:23I am.
38:24You are.
38:25I am, but not with a cactus, though.
38:28And you know what?
38:30I am open to getting to know her, whatever that means.
38:36Where's the cactus?
38:37It's right here.
38:39OK.
38:41Harder?
38:42Yeah.
38:42I mean, I do like it rough, so.
38:44OK, same.
38:46Do you feel like I'm, like, slipping on my .
38:49Yeah, I'd have to find art so I can confirm that.
38:53Yeah.
38:54Oh, shit.
38:59I literally just broke the cactus.
39:02Oh, God.
39:03OK.
39:04Get ready.
39:05It's happening.
39:06Give me the full experience, baby.
39:09OK.
39:10Yeah.
39:13That actually worked.
39:14So tell me more about you.
39:16How was, like, growing up and stuff?
39:18My biological parents got divorced when I was, what, like, I think four?
39:21Mm-hmm.
39:22And then my mom remarried my stepdad when I was, I think, around seven.
39:26What about your, like, your biological father?
39:28Are you close to him?
39:29I am not.
39:30I kind of grew up with the, like, a very similar dynamic.
39:34OK.
39:34My dad, like, lived in Colombia, so.
39:37No shit.
39:38Yeah.
39:39So, like, I wasn't around him at all, like, growing up.
39:42Everyone's, like, circumstances are, like, super different.
39:44I'm sure there's definitely more, like, to your story with that.
39:46Oh, absolutely.
39:47You ready to switch?
39:49OK.
39:49A plus massage from the professional.
39:52Oh, I'm super sicky.
39:54Yeah.
39:55Lauren made it seem like he was really closed off, so I was thinking,
39:58OK, like, it might be more platonic.
40:02So, the, like, sexual chemistry hitting it off with him like that,
40:06I did not see that coming.
40:07Let's see what this felt like.
40:10Oh, shit.
40:11Is that hard?
40:11Is that too hard?
40:12This is not.
40:13How does it feel?
40:14Good.
40:16I thought this was gonna be a breeze.
40:18I thought I would walk in here and just maybe keep it on a friendly PG level.
40:24Let's go to the shower.
40:26OK.
40:27And that just was not the case.
40:29It's dark.
40:30It's dark.
40:30It's a pitch black.
40:32It is so hot.
40:35I want to do so much fun.
40:49I feel bad for him.
40:50Like, you have to, like, go entertain a girl that you're, like, hot.
40:53She does not want to do this at all.
40:54I don't know, like, how hard she's gonna try and go for it or if she knows, like, what's going
40:58on.
40:58I just don't want him to feel uncomfortable.
40:59That's what I really care about, honestly.
41:01He's, like, such a nice person.
41:02He's, like...
41:03Yeah.
41:03Wouldn't want to make anyone feel bad, you know?
41:05Yeah, I am curious what they're gonna fucking do, though.
41:08Probably some fucking find the clit class or some fucking violating ass shit like that.
41:12Find the clit class?
41:14I need to go to that class.
41:42I need to go to that class.
41:43So, how fucked are you?
41:49I honestly have no words.
41:51Um...
41:52Did she give you a ?
41:55Uh...
41:55Oh, that feels so nice.
41:59Something I'm curious about, so any of the other guys catch your eye or anything like that?
42:05No.
42:06It's, like, you're, like, my type to a TK.
42:08Okay, okay.
42:08Yeah.
42:08And, like, I want to, like, obviously continue to get to know you and, like, see, like, where you could
42:12go.
42:13I think I'm at a point in my life where I am looking for something serious.
42:17Yeah.
42:18Um...
42:18I think you check a lot of boxes.
42:23There's a sexual chemistry element.
42:27Yeah.
42:28And that is...
42:28I like that, too.
42:30Mm-hmm.
42:30Mm-hmm.
42:31And you're...
42:31Yeah, this is...
42:33You're making this a lot.
42:34Yeah.
42:34This is really hard now.
42:36I do want to conceal again, though.
42:38Mm-hmm.
42:38Yeah, yeah.
42:55It's coming now.
42:57There's no escape.
43:02It sounds like that's, like, way in my mind is how the rest of the boat is going to react.
43:07I don't know.
43:08And I honestly don't really give a phone.
43:13Yeah.
43:14I'm completely up in the air.
43:18This is going to be really tough when I get back to this length ceremony.
43:29You know, I just feel stupid.
43:31I feel like...
43:37I feel like...
43:46I feel like I'm....
43:47Oh, my God.
43:52So, I feel like I'm just going to pass off.
43:53Oh, my God.
43:53Oh, my God.
43:58Oh, my God.
43:58Oh, my God.
43:58Oh, my God.
44:00Oh, my God.
44:01Oh, my God.
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