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00:07From Studio 6B, Rockefeller's center in the heart of New York City,
00:12it's your Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight joins Jimmy and his guests, Cardi B, Alex Carroll, Tyrese Maxey,
00:23musical guests, Sail Vale, and featuring the legendary Ruth Cruz.
00:30And now, here is Jimmy Fallon!
01:00Oh, wow.
01:03That's what I'm talking about.
01:05I appreciate it, guys.
01:06Thank you very much.
01:07Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11You're here.
01:12You made it.
01:13Thank you for watching at home.
01:15Let's get to some news.
01:16Well, guys, the big story continues to be the war in the Middle East.
01:20Yep, we've now been stuck in Iran for almost a month,
01:23which is also the current wait time at airport security.
01:27Yeah, it's now week four of the war,
01:29and it still feels like Trump has no idea how to end it.
01:32Today, he announced that he's sending in the guy from Reacher.
01:37Yeah, this is going to be a quick regime change, but we're still there.
01:40Trump's like, Iran was supposed to be a spring fling,
01:43but we've become Instagram official.
01:46But today, Trump said that J.D. Vance and Marco Rubio
01:49are now helping in talks to end the war.
01:51Yeah, this is like when the cat in the hat makes a huge mess
01:53and brings in thing one and thing two.
01:58Yeah.
02:02Trump said he's been negotiating with Iran to end the war,
02:05but admitted that he hasn't spoken with their supreme leader.
02:08He wants to, though.
02:09Just listen to what Trump's been saying about it behind closed doors.
02:12Can I call the supreme leader of Iran?
02:14No, he won't take your call, sir.
02:16Can I text him instead?
02:17No.
02:17Email?
02:17No.
02:18WhatsApp?
02:18No.
02:19LinkedIn?
02:19No.
02:20Tinder?
02:20No.
02:20Slide into his DMs?
02:22No.
02:22Smoke signals?
02:23No.
02:23Message in a bottle?
02:24No.
02:24Send a Harry Potter hour?
02:25No.
02:26Communicate with our ponytails like in Avatar?
02:28No.
02:28Hold a boombox outside his window like in Say Anything?
02:30No.
02:31Hold up cue cards on his front porch like in Love Actually?
02:33No.
02:34Talk to him through a glass wall using a laptop translator
02:36like in Project Hail Mary?
02:37No.
02:38I love that movie.
02:38Same.
02:39Same.
02:39You said that.
02:40Visit his farm in Animal Crossing?
02:41No.
02:42Yell incredibly loud so he can hear me?
02:44I mean, sure.
02:45Ayatollah!
02:49Did it work?
02:50No.
02:51He tried.
02:52He tried.
02:58Some more news from Washington last night.
03:01The Senate conferred Mark Wayne Mullen as the new Secretary of Homeland Security.
03:05Yep.
03:06The vote was split in half, just like his first name should be.
03:10I saw that Trump just installed a statue of Christopher Columbus on the White House grounds.
03:15Some people are upset about it.
03:16Check out what they're saying.
03:17For instance, this person said,
03:19I don't think it's appropriate to have a statue of Columbus at the White House.
03:22This person said,
03:23I agree.
03:24There are other historical figures more worthy of a statue.
03:27Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said,
03:29I love it.
03:29In fact, I think everyone should talk about that statue and no other statues right now.
03:35Then this person said,
03:36Wait, was that supposed to be Kevin Hart?
03:39Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said,
03:41Let's focus on Columbus.
03:43Then this person said,
03:45It looks like Chance the Rapper went as Mr. T for Halloween.
03:48Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said,
03:50Please stop.
03:52Then this person said,
03:53It looks like Jake from State Farm joined a motorcycle gang.
03:56Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said,
03:58I am begging you.
03:59Then this person said,
04:01It looks like Lucas from Stranger Things auditioning to be Kid and Play.
04:04And Kevin Hart's statue said,
04:06All right, that's enough.
04:07Can we move on?
04:07And finally, President Trump said,
04:09We're going to replace the Columbus statue with the Kevin Hart statue.
04:13I didn't expect you to do that.
04:17And finally, everybody,
04:18Samsung customers are upset after the company started running commercials
04:22on some of their smart refrigerators.
04:25Yeah, it's not a great feeling when you walk up to your fridge
04:27and it starts playing ads for Ozempic.
04:29We have a great show, everyone.
04:30Give it up for the Ruth ride-off.
04:36Oh!
04:43Oh, welcome.
04:45Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody.
04:47What a show we have for you tonight.
04:48She is a Grammy-winning artist
04:50who's currently on her Little Miss drama tour.
04:53She also has a new haircare line called Grow Good,
04:57which is on sale April 15th.
04:59Cardi B is here!
05:01Come on!
05:04That's our pal.
05:07Social media personality Alex Earle
05:10is joining us as well tonight.
05:15She has some news.
05:17He is the starting guard
05:18for the Philadelphia 76ers NBA All-Star.
05:22Tyrese Maxey is here tonight!
05:24Woo!
05:26He's great.
05:28And speaking of great,
05:29we have great music from Snail Mail!
05:34Ooh.
05:36Fantastic.
05:37Guys, right now I'm about to play you some songs.
05:40These are real songs from real bands
05:42that I think that you should avoid.
05:43It's time for my Do Not Play list.
05:45Here we go.
05:46Do not play, do not play,
05:48do not play these songs, these songs.
05:51All right, before we start,
05:53I just want you all to know
05:54that every artist and song
05:55that I'm about to play for you
05:56is 100% real.
05:58These are actual bands
05:59and actual songs.
06:01You can download them on Spotify,
06:03Amazon.
06:04Ponos.
06:05Deezer, Ponos.
06:07Rebo.
06:08Tidal.
06:10Schmargo.
06:12Choon.
06:13Shumpf.
06:14Groove Shark.
06:17You could probably pay extra
06:19and hear lossless versions of this.
06:21Yeah, or Adobe Atmos.
06:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:25So when you turn your head,
06:26the song is on this side of your head.
06:29Amazing technology.
06:30Amazing.
06:30These are all real songs.
06:31All right, let's see what's on my Do Not Play list.
06:33This first one is a jazz artist.
06:35I love jazz.
06:36We had Flea on last night, by the way.
06:37Fantastic.
06:38Has a new jazz album.
06:40Honora comes out Friday.
06:41It's fantastic.
06:42But this, this is jazz.
06:44This is something else.
06:45This is on my Do Not Play list.
06:47This song here.
06:48This song here, yeah, yeah.
06:48It's by an artist named Shuby Taylor.
06:52And I guess he was frustrated.
06:54Shuby Taylor.
06:55Wow.
06:56He was frustrated by the limitations of the saxophone.
06:59So he decided to use his voice as a horn.
07:02Yeah.
07:02Oh, wow.
07:03Let's take a listen to Spring Song.
07:27I don't really sound like a horn or anything.
07:29He sounded like a shoehorn.
07:31He sounded like a horn to me.
07:33Anyway, that's his album.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Next one is a rapper.
07:38You guys like rap music?
07:41This is a rapper called Ameh Bababi.
07:44Ameh Bababi.
07:45Ameh Bababi.
07:46The song is called Chin Up High.
07:48And there's Ameh with her chin down.
07:52And interesting choice.
07:53Wow.
07:54Let's take a listen to Chin Up High.
07:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:00Buh, buh, buh, puh, buh, buh, puh, äh, puh, pah, a party till I die with my chin
08:03up hot.
08:04Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:09It's my last day on this earth.
08:10Let the dollar make her work work.
08:12She, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she.
08:13Shake that money.
08:14Make her in my face.
08:15It's a favor.
08:16Ooh, I love your misbehavior.
08:18Buh, buh, puh, puh, puh, puh, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah,
08:26Till I die, got my chin up high, got my chin up high.
08:30Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-til I die.
08:34I dig it, man.
08:35Wow.
08:35I like that one, actually.
08:36I might.
08:39I might put that one on my playlist.
08:41I kind of enjoy that.
08:43Next up is a folk singer named Burl Ives.
08:46Burl Ives?
08:47Why do I know Burl Ives?
08:48I know Burl Ives.
08:49You kidding me?
08:50The legend.
08:51He voiced the snowman from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
08:54With the vest and the mustache.
08:55Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
08:56He's a cat on a hot tin roof.
08:57Yeah, he's unbelievable.
08:58Burl Ives released an album of children's favorites, I guess.
09:01Oh.
09:01And someone sent this to us.
09:03This is one.
09:04It's called The Sow Took the Measles.
09:06Oh.
09:07Boys and girls sometimes get the measles.
09:09But in this song, even a sow, which is another name for a lady pig,
09:14took the measles, too.
09:17I got me a sow and several other things.
09:20The sow took the measles and she died in the spring.
09:24What do you think I made of her feet?
09:28The very best pickles that she ever did eat.
09:32Pickles or glue or any such thing.
09:36The sow took the measles and she died in the spring.
09:40Oh, my gosh.
09:41Wow.
09:41Anyway, good night and sweet dreams, kids.
09:44There you go.
09:46Wow.
09:47Ate her feet.
09:48He ate and pickled her feet.
09:49In front of her.
09:51She was still living when I cut off.
09:55He was still alive and he saw I was eating him.
09:58All right.
09:59Here we go.
10:00We have this one here.
10:02This group is called Arabesque.
10:05Kind of a disco trio here.
10:08They're from West Germany and this is a jam called Billy's Barbecue.
10:12Oh.
10:12Hey, everybody likes Billy's Barbecue.
10:17Everybody likes Billy's Barley-Hoo.
10:20You have to come tonight for a booze and a bite.
10:24Or just to say hello there and howdy-hoo.
10:31I don't mind that.
10:32It's not bad.
10:33It's pretty good.
10:35That's, uh...
10:36It's Billy's Barbecue.
10:37Yeah, Billy's Barbecue.
10:38I wonder if they served a, uh...
10:41Some sow.
10:42Pig, got some cheese.
10:43Pork, smoked pork.
10:44And a smoked dim...
10:46Yeah.
10:46That's almost like an ABBA type of vibe.
10:48Yeah.
10:48I like that a lot.
10:50Yeah.
10:51This next one is from a glam metal band.
10:54Oh.
10:54From the 80s.
10:56Wow.
10:56I like, I dig this one, by the way.
10:58I never heard of this band.
10:59Dan is called, um, hopefully, hopefully.
11:01Nitro is the name of the band.
11:03And the album's called O.F.R.,
11:06which stands for Out-F-ing-rageous.
11:10Swear.
11:10Is it really?
11:11Yeah, isn't that fantastic?
11:12Dang.
11:13Apparently, they aim to be the loudest
11:15and fastest metal band on the scene.
11:17Let's take a listen to Bring It Down.
11:21Ready?
11:35Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
11:36Wow.
11:37Can't do it.
11:38I got it in doses, yeah. That's an O-F-R, man, right there.
11:41Yeah, that's...
11:42It sounds like when you speed up a podcast, two-time speed.
11:47We're down to our last one.
11:48Here's from an Italian pop singer named Rita Pavone.
11:52This song's called My Name is Potato.
11:54My name is potato!
11:58Potato!
11:59Potato! Potato! Potato!
12:03My name is potato! Potato!
12:03And I'm a potato!
12:04My name is potato! Potato! Potato!
12:07Potato! Potato!
12:08Potato! Potato!
12:10Bruce, I like this. Can you pick it up?
12:12Potato! Potato! Potato!
12:15Huh.
12:17My name is potato!
12:19There you go. That's it. I like it. That's pretty nice.
12:21You guys, that's all the time we have for Do Not Play.
12:24If you have an album or a song, send it to us at donotplay at tonightshow.com.
12:28See where I hold you right back with R.V.P., everybody.
12:31Potato! Potato!
12:36You're a great singer. You don't have a jingle for this, do you?
12:39Hmm.
12:40For Grow Good?
12:41I haven't made one up yet.
12:43Do you want to make one up now?
12:44Uh, hmm.
12:56My best guest is a Grammy winner who sold over 100 million records.
13:03Wow.
13:04She's currently on her Little Miss Drama tour,
13:07and she has a new haircare line called Grow Good,
13:10which goes on sale April 15th.
13:13Everyone, please welcome Cardi B!
13:17No more drama.
13:21No more drama.
13:26No more drama.
13:29Right, right, right.
13:31No more drama.
13:32Oh, my God.
13:34Cardi B!
13:38Welcome back.
13:40You look fantastic.
13:43Welcome back to the show.
13:45Welcome back to New York City.
13:47I always love having you here.
13:48Thanks for coming through.
13:49Well, thank you.
13:50Thank you for having me.
13:51I want to talk about this.
13:52Your tour, Little Miss Drama, selling out crazy.
13:56This is your first headlining tour.
13:58Yes.
13:58Sold out.
13:59Madison Square Garden tomorrow and Thursday.
14:02Sold out!
14:03Sold out!
14:04You can't get a ticket!
14:05You can't get no more tickets.
14:05You can't get a ticket!
14:07You can't get a ticket.
14:08No, but you're from New York.
14:10How does that feel to sell out Madison Square Garden?
14:12You know, it's really exciting, but like today I've been very annoyed because it's like
14:16everybody wants tickets, 40 people from my mom's side, 30 people from my dad's side,
14:23all my friends, friends from high school, friends from the projects, friends from the
14:26Bronx, friends from Brooklyn, friends from the...
14:27It's just that I'm so overwhelmed.
14:29Yeah, of course.
14:29Yes.
14:30What can people expect from this tour?
14:32Uh, fun.
14:33Yeah.
14:34Everybody that's...
14:35Yeah, I make sure that it's like a party.
14:37A party?
14:37Yes.
14:38Like if I could get free liquor out, I would, but...
14:41Yeah.
14:41Yeah.
14:42So you gotta make money somehow.
14:43I have to make some of the money back.
14:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:44Uh, but during the concert, you fly over the crowd at one point.
14:49Yes.
14:50Yeah.
14:50Now, we've discussed this.
14:51You have a fear of heights.
14:53Yeah.
14:54But, Bacardi, why are you doing this?
14:56For the plot.
14:57For the what?
14:58For the plot.
14:59Wow.
14:59Yeah.
15:00For the plot.
15:01For the plot.
15:02So you're doing it for the plot because you think, this is it.
15:05I'm gonna just do it.
15:06And what is your mindset?
15:08Are you...
15:08Is your eyes closed?
15:09Yeah, I'll be like, oh my God, this is gonna gag.
15:11It's gonna gag them.
15:12I can't.
15:14You just have to do it.
15:15Like, it's like, you just gotta always be over the top,
15:17even if that means risking your own life.
15:19Come on now.
15:21That's what I'm talking about.
15:23Last time you were here in Graceless with your presence,
15:26it was the day that your album, Am I the Drama, came out.
15:29And it became the fastest album ever to go platinum, man.
15:34It was your second number one album.
15:36Cardi B, come on now.
15:41That's what I'm talking about.
15:44You've been making music now for a decade or over a decade.
15:48Is there any advice that you would give to yourself
15:50when you were first starting out, now that you know?
15:52Like, I would tell myself,
15:54why are you arguing with people on Twitter?
15:57Why are you doing that, girl?
15:59Why?
16:00I don't know, but it was fun.
16:01Yeah, you did it.
16:02I had a good time.
16:03And now you learned that you don't do that anymore.
16:06That's why.
16:08I reduce the time.
16:10Yeah, just a quick little argument.
16:12Yeah, like, before I would, like, argue for, like, 13 hours.
16:17Wow, that's a lot of time.
16:18I know.
16:18Yeah, and you don't need that.
16:20Yeah.
16:20Yeah, no, you don't need anything.
16:21You're doing great.
16:22Yeah, don't get in those arguments.
16:24But now, look at what you're doing.
16:25Look at Grow Good.
16:26This is your new hair care line.
16:27And congratulations on that.
16:32You need to grow some hair?
16:34Yeah.
16:35I need to grow some hair.
16:36You want, yeah, you want me to grow?
16:38Well, this is...
16:39You, you, you, you there.
16:41You know what I'm saying?
16:41You still got some.
16:42You know what I'm saying?
16:42Like, you haven't reached that limit.
16:44Because, you know, men out of nowhere, that's when they start, like, getting, you know, the B word.
16:51The B word.
16:52Yeah.
16:52Cardi Gold.
16:53I don't have, I don't have, I don't have any spots.
16:55I have a full head of hair.
16:56I think I'm just going to go, I don't even, like, I have a little grays here and there.
16:59You can avoid it.
17:00Me too.
17:01I got, like, seven gray hairs.
17:03Yeah, I can count them all.
17:04Somewhere.
17:05I can count them.
17:05But I think I'm going to go full just white at one point.
17:10Like superhero.
17:10Just wait a little bit.
17:11You know what I'm saying?
17:12Wait a little bit.
17:12Yeah, because, like, why do you want to look older so quickly?
17:16Like, why?
17:17Why do you want to look older so quickly?
17:18That's true.
17:19I don't know.
17:20Why would you want to do that?
17:21But I also don't want to look that young, either.
17:23No, but you want to look hot.
17:27You're in your hot boy era.
17:28Yeah.
17:30You're not saying anything.
17:31I will use Grilgood, by the way.
17:34And if I do, I will have hair that's booty length certified.
17:39Yeah.
17:39I wonder how you would look with booty length certified hair.
17:42You ever had long hair before?
17:44No, I had long hair once.
17:46It was terrible.
17:47I always thought I'd look cool, but then I see my face.
17:50My face doesn't fit that.
17:52No?
17:52No.
17:53But I like a good, healthy hair.
17:56I got to perm once.
17:57Yeah, but you probably look like a sexy Italian with a little ponytail.
18:02A little ponytail?
18:03Yeah.
18:04Next time you come out, I'll wear one.
18:05I'll let you judge.
18:06See if it's good.
18:06I love your hair, but I love the name, by the way.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Grow Good.
18:10Grow Good.
18:11Grow Your Hair Good.
18:11Yeah, just Grow Your Hair Good.
18:13Yeah.
18:13So you came out with this.
18:15It's actually not even available yet.
18:16It's pre-sale right now.
18:18Yeah, it's pre-sale.
18:18But pre-sale sold out.
18:20Yes, everything is selling out.
18:22Oh, my God.
18:22What is going on?
18:25So now are people calling you and bothering you?
18:27Your family wants to grow good now?
18:29Yes, and it's like, I don't even have one for myself.
18:31I'm running out of my own product.
18:33Yeah, I know.
18:33I think it's because it's my Jesus year.
18:36I'm a believer, yes.
18:38This is your Jesus year?
18:39Yeah, 33.
18:40Oh.
18:41Yeah.
18:42It is a big year.
18:43Yeah.
18:4433 is a big year.
18:45Yeah, so you know, like, I believe in Jesus.
18:47Yeah.
18:47And it's like, it's like, he's blessing me on my Jesus year.
18:49So this is your Jesus year, and you're getting blessed.
18:52That's why you're selling out everywhere.
18:53Yeah.
18:53Yeah, but you always said, like, you always wanted to, like, do your own hair, Caroline.
18:58I remember, like, online, I've seen you do stuff with, like, avocado in your hair.
19:02Yeah, and there's some here.
19:04It is?
19:04Yeah.
19:05But then I saw you do one, you put the garlic in your hair, and the onion.
19:08Oh, so let me tell you something.
19:10Oh, yeah, let me tell you something.
19:12This is what I'm saying.
19:14I put garlic, but I put it too raw on my hair.
19:17And for six months straight, every single time I sweat, I smell like a pasta bowl.
19:22It was gross.
19:24You know, yeah.
19:25Vampires won't bother you.
19:26Well, I am the vampire.
19:28Oh!
19:30Woo!
19:32But that's hilarious.
19:33So you couldn't do garlic in this?
19:35Yes, no garlic.
19:36I will never do that again.
19:37No.
19:37I will never ever do it again.
19:38It didn't work out?
19:39No, it didn't work out.
19:40You know, because I've been doing, like, rice water.
19:42I've been doing onion water.
19:43But this time, I decided to go raw garlic.
19:46Like, I'm like, you know what?
19:47I don't got time to boil it.
19:48And I was smelling like a chicken Caesar salad for six months straight.
19:54Come on now.
19:55Oh, my God.
19:55It was so horrible.
19:56But this smells fantastic.
19:57I know some of these had a little rosemary in it.
20:00Avocado.
20:01I did my research.
20:01Avocado, aloe, everything.
20:02Yes.
20:03I love it.
20:05You're a great singer.
20:06You don't have a jingle for this, do you?
20:08Hmm.
20:09For Grow Good?
20:10I haven't made one up yet.
20:11Do you want to make one up now?
20:12Um, hmm.
20:14Hmm.
20:25That sounds like something I know.
20:27That sounds like something I know.
20:29Oh, oh, oh.
20:30Uh, I love it.
20:32I'm so happy for you.
20:33I always love when you come by.
20:34Keep crushing it.
20:35Selling out shows.
20:37Don't stop.
20:38Cardi B.
20:39Don't stop.
20:40Her hair, Caroline, Grow Good,
20:42goes back on sale April 15th and go see Cardi
20:46on her Little Miss Drama tour.
20:49More tonight's show after the break.
20:50Stick around, everybody.
20:55My CEO calls me and she's like,
20:57Alex, like, you posted, uh, and I guess it, like,
21:00suggested a song.
21:01She goes, you put a Cardi B audio over our launch video.
21:04And I'm like, what?
21:05And all of a sudden, I pull up my TikTok
21:07and it's me in the water.
21:08And it's like, it's me.
21:09Hello, it's me.
21:21Our next guest is a social media superstar
21:24who just announced a brand new skincare line
21:27called Real Actives,
21:28which is available March 31st.
21:30Please welcome Alex Earle.
21:49We got some fans out there, Alex Earle.
21:52Welcome to The Tonight Show.
21:53Thanks for being here.
21:54Thank you for having me.
21:55You made a huge announcement today
21:57that you've been teasing for a while.
21:58Fans were hoping you'd release a skincare line.
22:01Yes. And you officially have.
22:03I did. Congratulations.
22:08Real Actives right there.
22:10This is one of the, uh, bottles right there.
22:12That's our cleanser.
22:14That's your cleanser.
22:14Let's go back and talk about how this all started.
22:17This is 2019 is when you first started?
22:19Yeah, 2019 I started on TikTok.
22:21I mean, no one cared about me,
22:23but I was on there for sure.
22:24Yeah, I was dancing during the COVID time.
22:27I had, like, you know.
22:28Is that what you thought your move was going to be?
22:30Like, you're dancing?
22:31Well, I looked at, like, you know,
22:31the people, like, Charlie.
22:32She got out to LA.
22:33I was like, I can do that for sure.
22:35I was trying really hard to do the dances,
22:38breaking a sweat.
22:38Charlie D'Amelio, yeah.
22:39Didn't get anywhere with that.
22:41And then, honestly,
22:42I started posting about, like,
22:44my skin, my acne, my makeup.
22:47And the more I just started to be, like,
22:49candid on there, you know,
22:49I'd be like, I'm doing an outfit video.
22:51I'd pick up my purse.
22:52There's, like, a cockroach under there.
22:53And I was like, oh my gosh.
22:54And I would just share those moments
22:55that might be, like, frowned upon at times.
22:58But it was real, so I shared it.
22:59Real moments.
22:59Now you have 13 million followers.
23:02Congratulations.
23:02That's nice.
23:06We asked you if there was anything
23:07in your drafts or your camera roll
23:09that you haven't posted out yet.
23:11And maybe you could show us
23:12I'm here on The Tonight Show,
23:13just between us friends.
23:15And we'd like to hear more about it.
23:17Just a few people.
23:17For this first one here,
23:19I just want to know the story.
23:20What is going on?
23:21And what are you doing?
23:22Well, this was a night out
23:25in Vegas with my friends.
23:27And we wanted to go incognito for the night.
23:29We were like, it'll be fun.
23:30Let's wear wigs.
23:31And first of all,
23:33my friends told me
23:34I looked really good in this wig
23:35before we went out.
23:37And I'm not so sure that I did,
23:38especially after a night of,
23:40you know, drinking in Vegas.
23:40I think you do.
23:41I like it.
23:43Did you have a name for this character?
23:45Um, I didn't.
23:47No.
23:47She doesn't need a name.
23:48She doesn't need to be remembered.
23:49But here she is on The Tonight Show, whatever.
23:51Yeah.
23:52Yeah.
23:52How about this one here?
23:54This one is really just
23:55near and dear to my heart here.
23:58Wowie.
23:58Um, this was after Halloween.
24:00I dressed up as the Cheshire Cat.
24:03And I was going for
24:03a very sexy costume there.
24:05It didn't really turn out
24:06as sexy as I had it in my head.
24:08And this is my sister
24:09at five in the morning
24:10just ripping the prosthetics
24:11and the wig off of my face.
24:13I had this pink and purple on me
24:15for about three weeks.
24:16It wouldn't come off.
24:17That's what family's for.
24:18Come on.
24:19Yeah.
24:19Uh, well, congrats, you go
24:21from these things
24:22to your own skincare line.
24:24Let's talk about this right here.
24:25This is a big deal.
24:26And it looks gorgeous.
24:27I love the packaging.
24:28That's so nice.
24:29Uh.
24:32Real Active.
24:34Uh, R-E-A-L-E, by the way.
24:37Yes.
24:38How'd you come up with that?
24:39That was, uh, I mean,
24:40it's a mumble-jumble
24:41of my last name, Earl.
24:42You know, turning around.
24:43But, um...
24:44I agree.
24:44In college, my friends
24:45always made fun of me
24:46because a lot of, like,
24:48at the time when I was getting
24:49some traction on TikTok,
24:51people were like,
24:52she's so real.
24:53She's so real.
24:53And they were like,
24:53Alex, I mean,
24:54they're just saying
24:54anything you do is so real.
24:55So my friends would sort of
24:56mock me about it
24:57and it became a thing.
24:59But it's something I always
25:00resonated with my content.
25:01I just thought, you know,
25:01I'm being honest on there
25:02and being real
25:03and it's something I would use
25:05with my personal brand.
25:06And then when I was,
25:07I was sitting in my, like,
25:08childhood bedroom one day
25:09and it was just on my notes app
25:10sort of, like,
25:11playing around with my name
25:12and I knew I wanted
25:13to create a brand.
25:15And I, you know...
25:16This was when?
25:16When you were in high school?
25:17No.
25:17Right after I graduated college.
25:19Wow.
25:20So August of 2023.
25:22Yeah.
25:23And I was just playing around
25:24with the word real
25:24and my last name
25:25and I was like,
25:26oh, this would be
25:26a really cool name for a brand.
25:28And before I even knew
25:29what it was going to be.
25:30Before you do anything.
25:31And you actually brought us
25:31a screenshot of your notes app.
25:33Yes.
25:33From August 10th, 2023.
25:36There you go.
25:36You called it.
25:37Real.
25:37Real.
25:38That's what you wanted.
25:39It was right there.
25:40You manifested it.
25:43You made it happen.
25:45You manifested it.
25:46You did a cool thing online
25:48with, like,
25:48these kind of puzzle pieces
25:50because no one knew
25:51what you were doing.
25:51It was like,
25:52WTF is Alex Earl up to?
25:53Uh-huh.
25:54And what is she doing?
25:55And we didn't know
25:55and everyone was like,
25:56but then you,
25:57what, sent out, like,
25:59briefcases to, like,
26:00your friends?
26:00Yeah, you know,
26:00I was so scared about anyone
26:02because everyone has big mouths.
26:03I mean, I have a big mouth,
26:04you know?
26:04Yeah.
26:04So, I was just scared
26:06of anyone leaking this brand
26:07before it got out.
26:08So, I didn't really even tell
26:09that many people
26:10besides, like,
26:11my very, very close circle
26:12and I sent friends, like,
26:13puzzle pieces.
26:14It was a whole, you know,
26:16live, I guess, game
26:17for everyone to figure out
26:18what was going on
26:19and WTF is Alex doing
26:21and it sort of,
26:21it became, like,
26:22a little bit of a phenomenon
26:23in the past two days.
26:24And your friends were like,
26:24what do I do with this puzzle piece?
26:25I sent them a puzzle piece
26:27and a locked suitcase.
26:28I was like,
26:28just post the puzzle piece
26:29and, like,
26:29I promise it's all
26:30going to make sense soon
26:31and they were like,
26:32can I not open this nice suitcase
26:33you sent me?
26:34Yeah.
26:35Like, can I get in here?
26:35But then everything became,
26:39every piece that was posted.
26:40Yes.
26:41So, we also had a billboard
26:42up in Soho
26:44where as people were posting
26:45the pieces,
26:46they were putting them up
26:47on the billboard
26:47so you could kind of see it
26:48coming together in real time.
26:49In real time.
26:50I loved it.
26:51And then here's you
26:52with the finished product
26:53right there.
26:53Yes.
26:54The finished billboard.
26:54Congratulations.
26:56I have a funny story, actually.
26:58What's that?
27:00So, you know,
27:02the brand posts,
27:03this is two and a half years
27:04in the making.
27:04I'm so nervous.
27:06And I'm like, you know,
27:07I'm texting my team.
27:08I'm like, you know,
27:09we've got to double check
27:10everything for the post.
27:11Like, don't mess it up.
27:12That's a big deal.
27:13This is our time.
27:14We're finally going.
27:15We have this brand video
27:16that we created.
27:17It was me in the water,
27:18whatever.
27:18It was this big thing.
27:19And I go to post it
27:21on TikTok today.
27:23And I'm ready
27:23for the announcement.
27:24I'm in my glam for this.
27:26I'm so excited.
27:26I post it.
27:27I put my phone down.
27:28I'm celebrating.
27:29I'm like, let's go.
27:30It's out there.
27:31It's live.
27:32And my CEO calls me
27:34and she's like,
27:34Alex, like, you posted,
27:36and I guess it, like,
27:37suggested a song.
27:39She goes,
27:39you put a Cardi B audio
27:40over our launch video.
27:42And I'm like, what?
27:43And all of a sudden,
27:43I pull up my TikTok
27:44and it's me in the water
27:45and it's like,
27:46it's me.
27:47Hello.
27:47It's me.
27:48And I was like,
27:50oh, my God.
27:52And...
27:52Go thank Cardi B right now.
27:54Hey, thanks for the promo.
27:55Cardi, she's on the show.
27:57I was like,
27:57what are the odds of that?
27:59What product here should I try?
28:01What would be good for me?
28:02Ooh, I mean,
28:02I think this is really
28:04just a great one,
28:05this mandelic acid serum.
28:06It's called Go D.
28:07Yeah, acid.
28:09So, it spins like this.
28:10Ooh, it's a cool top.
28:12Yes.
28:12So, you could, you know,
28:13pump it.
28:14All right, what do I do?
28:15Try it for yourself.
28:15Yeah, all right,
28:16just right in my hand there
28:18and go for it.
28:19All right, this is the...
28:21We have this one
28:22that's a little...
28:23No scent to it.
28:24This is like...
28:25Wait, what is that thing?
28:26This is a cleansing balm.
28:28But what,
28:29do you turn it
28:29and it shaves?
28:30It shaves out.
28:31What?
28:32And then it...
28:33The more you do it?
28:33Yeah.
28:34Wow.
28:35So, yeah,
28:35it shaves out like this
28:36and then you rub it together,
28:37it turns into like a,
28:39you know,
28:39oil-based makeup remover,
28:41cleansing balm,
28:42and it's a really,
28:43really great step
28:43for double cleansing.
28:45I love this.
28:46Thank you so much
28:47for coming on.
28:47Congrats on everything.
28:48Now we have...
28:51Alex Errol,
28:53check out Real Actives,
28:55which will be available
28:56on March 31st.
28:57More Tonight Show
28:58after the break.
28:58Stick around, everybody.
29:00I've been about to play
29:01like a penis
29:02carry the weight
29:03on my brain
29:04like a penis
29:04so it's easy
29:06to see your stomach
29:06the cleanest
29:07if I said it,
29:08I mean it
29:08and get it
29:08because I...
29:18Our next guest
29:19is a two-time
29:20NBA All-Star,
29:22one of the biggest
29:23scorers in the league
29:24and the starting guard
29:25of the Philadelphia 76ers.
29:27Please welcome
29:28Tyrese Maxey!
29:48Tyrese Maxey,
29:49you're a stud.
29:50Welcome to the show.
29:51How's the pinky doing?
29:53Man, I'm getting there.
29:54I'm getting there.
29:54I'm close.
29:55I appreciate you asking.
29:56Yeah, good, good, good.
29:57Welcome to the show.
29:58I know originally
29:59you're from Texas.
30:00Right.
30:00I know mom and dad
30:01are here tonight.
30:02Mom and dad are definitely here.
30:03Come on, bud.
30:04They're definitely here.
30:05Big shout out to mom and dad.
30:07How does it feel
30:09to come from Texas
30:11and be welcomed in Philly?
30:13How's it going?
30:14Yeah, man.
30:15It's definitely a change.
30:17It is.
30:17You know, I tell a funny story
30:18about when I first
30:19got off the plane
30:20in Philadelphia
30:21and I just had on
30:22like a light sweater
30:22like a little hoodie
30:23and then the wind hit me.
30:25Boom!
30:25I was like, oh, lord.
30:27Wow, I've got to get used to this.
30:29Yeah, it was definitely different.
30:30But are you now,
30:31are you just like,
30:32do you bleed Philly now?
30:34Are you Philly all the way?
30:35Of course I'm Philly all the way.
30:36Yeah.
30:37Just, you know.
30:39Maybe just, you know.
30:40What?
30:40Only thing is, like,
30:41I still, I'm from Dallas,
30:43so like, I gotta,
30:44like, the Cowboys
30:45and I don't even know.
30:47No, his dad's here.
30:48My dad's here.
30:49Listen, my dad
30:50wouldn't allow me back
30:51in his house
30:51if I was a full-on Eagles fan.
30:53But when they're not playing
30:54against the Cowboys,
30:55I love them.
30:56Yeah.
30:57Are you loving the food?
30:59Love the food.
31:00And you love the people?
31:01Love the people.
31:01The people are the best,
31:02actually, honestly.
31:03They're loving you back.
31:04Yes, man.
31:04You're a star, bud.
31:05Appreciate that, man.
31:06Shout out to all the Philly fans, man.
31:08They, they,
31:09I can't thank them enough
31:10for how they,
31:11how they treat me,
31:11how they brought my family in.
31:13I'm very appreciative of that.
31:14Well, you're the,
31:14you're the team leader
31:15and then you're just so young
31:17and I was getting like,
31:18what is it like
31:19to have that happen to you?
31:21Be that lit when someone's like,
31:22hey, you should lead the team
31:24or what?
31:24Yeah, it's just like,
31:25first of all, I'm old now.
31:26I'm 25.
31:31Yeah, right.
31:32Oh my God.
31:33But no, it's kind of like,
31:34it was funny, like,
31:35I had a conversation.
31:35I'm times three, bud.
31:37No, no, you're not old.
31:38But it's funny,
31:39I had a conversation
31:40with Joel.
31:42Yeah.
31:42And it was just like,
31:43two years ago,
31:44he was like, hey man,
31:44like, you're coming to your own.
31:46You got to lead this team.
31:47And I was like,
31:48okay.
31:49Like, I've always been a leader,
31:50like in high school
31:51and college,
31:51but at this point,
31:52when I'm 22, 23 years old
31:53and he wants me to lead grown men.
31:55But now,
31:56it's been really cool
31:57to like,
31:58to like,
31:58get a relationship
31:59with everybody.
32:00And I kind of bond
32:00with everybody.
32:01Like, now I think
32:02everybody kind of knows
32:02Vijay Edgecombe.
32:03He's an all-rookie this year.
32:04He's like,
32:04a little brother to me, man.
32:06And it's like,
32:06Trenton Wofford's
32:07the best friend of mine
32:08that's been on the team.
32:08So, I do a lot of different things.
32:09Did you get nervous
32:10when you first started?
32:10You're like,
32:11you're playing up against
32:12like, Ron James.
32:13You're like,
32:13pfft.
32:14Nervous?
32:15Yeah.
32:16No, I don't think
32:16I'm going to be nervous.
32:17Like, LeBron.
32:18A fan?
32:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
32:20Did you geek out?
32:20You're like,
32:21oh, my gosh.
32:22After the game.
32:23That's, oh, after the game.
32:24I would be.
32:25I'd be like,
32:25oh, my God.
32:26I can't believe
32:26I had posters of you
32:27hanging on my wall.
32:28Yeah, nah.
32:28But when I'm in the game,
32:29it's like,
32:29I got to cook these people.
32:30It's my job.
32:33That's right.
32:34I got to cook these people.
32:35I got to cook these people, man.
32:37I know that you,
32:38you have your new sneaker
32:40coming out
32:40with New Balance.
32:41Yes, sir.
32:42By the way,
32:42congratulations.
32:42Thank you so much.
32:44A dream.
32:44It's a dream come true.
32:46Can't even lie.
32:46A dream come true.
32:47Were you a sneakerhead
32:48growing up?
32:48Super, super big sneakerhead.
32:50So I had this thing
32:50like with my homies
32:52back at the crib,
32:53my uncle.
32:53He would get like
32:54every pair of Jordans,
32:55every single pair of Jordans.
32:57So like,
32:57I kind of tried
32:58to collect my own.
32:59And the funny thing is
33:00like my mom,
33:01who's here today,
33:02she takes all my trophies,
33:03by the way.
33:04Like all of my trophies.
33:05Your mom takes all your trophies?
33:06All of my accolades,
33:07she takes them.
33:07She takes them for herself.
33:08Good, she should.
33:09Yeah.
33:10You deserve it, mom.
33:11That's right.
33:12Take those trophies.
33:15She takes them all.
33:16She's so cute.
33:17And now, I mean,
33:18you've done shoes
33:19in the past
33:20because I've seen you're like,
33:21I know you're a big Marvel fan.
33:23But huge.
33:24You love Marvel.
33:25Huge.
33:25Yeah, I thought it'd be
33:27kind of fun
33:27to maybe do
33:28who your Avengers
33:30starting lineup would be.
33:31Because the playoffs,
33:32the playoffs are coming up.
33:34They're on the way.
33:35They're on the way.
33:35On the way.
33:36And if I name a superhero,
33:38you could tell me
33:39who in the NBA
33:40would play that superhero.
33:41Who is your Avengers
33:42starting lineup?
33:43Okay, you put me
33:44to the test here.
33:44Let's do it.
33:45Come on, bud.
33:46Uh, who's Spider-Man?
33:48Okay.
33:49Spider-Man would either be
33:50me or Donovan Mitchell.
33:52Those are my two.
33:53I love you.
33:54Yeah.
33:55You love Spider-Man.
33:56I love Spider-Man,
33:57so I gotta throw myself in there.
33:58Why do you like Spider-Man
33:58so much?
33:59Because he's like,
34:01he's a kid.
34:02He's a kid.
34:02He goes to high school
34:04and then he lives
34:04a normal life,
34:05but then in the nighttime,
34:07in the crime,
34:08he's out there fighting crime.
34:09No one knows who he is,
34:10but he's just doing it
34:11because he's a genuine person.
34:12And we appreciate him for that.
34:14So I feel like
34:14that's kind of my personal.
34:15All right.
34:16Let's see.
34:16Yeah.
34:18Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
34:19Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, man.
34:20All right.
34:21I like you for Spider-Man.
34:22All right.
34:22But who's Iron Man?
34:24Okay, so Iron Man,
34:25I was talking about this,
34:26is I think it would be Shea.
34:28Shea Gillis-Alexander
34:29because of who he is,
34:31how he dresses.
34:32Like, he just,
34:33and he gets like,
34:34he trolls like on Instagram.
34:36He puts like his nice little captions.
34:37He's funny.
34:38He's hilarious.
34:39Yeah.
34:39So like,
34:39I think that's gonna be my eye.
34:41Ooh, I like that.
34:42Yeah, he's a good guy.
34:43How about the Hulk?
34:44The Hulk,
34:45this is funny.
34:46I think the Hulk
34:47should be Isaiah Stewart
34:48because any man
34:49that is gonna chase LeBron
34:51and think that he should be the Hulk.
34:53There's no stopping him
34:55when he gets angry.
34:56I don't think anybody's
34:57getting in front of him
34:57when he's angry,
34:58so we're gonna let him be the Hulk.
34:59I like that.
35:00Uh, Captain America?
35:02Captain America
35:04would probably have to be
35:05LeBron James.
35:07Um, yeah.
35:09Yeah, probably LeBron.
35:10He's amazing.
35:11Yeah, he's just like,
35:12he's just,
35:13you know,
35:13everything that he does
35:14is special.
35:15Yeah.
35:16He just goes out there,
35:17he just,
35:17like he did for the Olympics
35:18and he was a team leader
35:20for that, so.
35:20Yeah.
35:21Does a good job
35:21of leading our league.
35:22I love that.
35:23And finally,
35:23who's Thor?
35:25So, Thor for me
35:26would be Luka Doncic.
35:28Really?
35:28Why Luka?
35:29Luka Doncic
35:30because, like,
35:31they call him Luka Magic
35:32for a reason.
35:33Only he can do
35:33some of the things that,
35:34you know what I'm saying?
35:35Only he can do those things
35:36and Thor was the same way.
35:37Only Thor can do those things,
35:39he's magical.
35:39And, uh,
35:40that's how I feel about Luka
35:41and he's a great basketball player
35:42and a great person as well.
35:43All right, Spider-Man.
35:44Yes, sir.
35:45I'm happy you're here.
35:45I'm here.
35:46Thank you for being here.
35:47Tyrese Maxey, everybody.
35:49Check out the NBA
35:51on NBC all season long
35:53on NBCN Peacock.
35:54We'll be right back
35:55with a performance
35:56from Snail Mail.
35:57Stick around.
35:58That's perfect.
36:12Performing Tractor Beam
36:14from her upcoming album
36:15Ricochet.
36:17Give it up
36:17for Snail Mail!
36:40Thank you for being here.
36:48In the next fall
36:49in summer
36:51She plays
36:53by fooling summer
36:55The end
36:58was such a summer
37:00Bitchy of it
37:03on and on
37:05I know you'll miss me
37:07when I'm gone
37:12You can't do that
37:14in the air
37:17Anything
37:18since it might seem
37:21The future
37:23looks so bright
37:26Scarlet
37:27on Attractor Beam
37:31Scarlet
37:32on Attractor Beam
37:44Whatever you shine is dimming
37:49I gasp your doom beginning
37:53Outside the world could spin
37:58Miles beyond what we could see
38:03Something keeps on tracking me
38:10In the dark night
38:15At least since it might seem
38:20The future which is so bright
38:24Scoured on a track to be
38:28Like an attractive dream
38:32And a sour taste is all I'll be
39:02Asperators to the sea
39:06But you can't find anyone else
39:16Like me
39:26Anyone else
39:29Scoured on a track to be
39:34Scoured on a track to be
39:43As for me
39:51Come on!
39:53That's right!
39:54Come on, that's how you do it!
39:56Come on, bud!
39:56Thank you so much!
39:58Snail Bell!
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40:17My thanks to Cardi B
40:19Alex Earle
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40:23Snail Mal once again!
40:27And the roots right there from Philadelphia
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