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Love Overboard Season 1 Episode 2
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00:03Previously on Love Overboard.
00:06This is gonna be the best summer of our fucking life.
00:09The 16 of you will flirt, fondle, and hopefully fall in love.
00:14But the only way to get to the top side deck is by breaking up another couple.
00:20Downsider James made a move on top sider Lexi.
00:23You want to check?
00:24Sure.
00:25Which went exceedingly well.
00:27So Lexi chose James to be her new man.
00:30The connection we have, I think that's the reason why I'm here.
00:33And sent Reese overboard off the plank.
00:36See you never.
00:41These are our four couples on the top side.
00:44Anna and Tim, Lo and David, Keefe and Sade, and introducing Lexi and James.
00:52Love Overboard starts now.
01:06We're back to the top side.
01:10We're back to the top boys.
01:15You're welcome.
01:17Go and join the other couples on the top side deck.
01:20I feel like that's just a little bit compared to what I'm willing to do for her.
01:25So I can't wait to see what's in store and I'm happy for it.
01:28I'm ready for everything.
01:30Bitch, that was the worst experience ever.
01:31I literally sat there and I was like.
01:33You did so well.
01:33All right, guys.
01:34I think it's time we all do a shot.
01:38Welcome James to the top side.
01:40Yes.
01:41Yes.
01:41All right, all right.
01:42Good to have you, baby.
01:44I'm thankful and blessed to be next to you and there's no one else I would want to be.
02:00It should be stressful seeing a friend get dropped into the ocean,
02:05but neither the top side nor the downside seems to care when there's tequila shots around.
02:10Hello.
02:11How are you doing?
02:13I'm good.
02:13Yeah.
02:14I've obviously gotten to know you and really like you.
02:17Like one thing I can honestly tell you is I'm always going to keep it like so straight up with
02:20you.
02:21Yeah, I've realized that.
02:22100%.
02:22You keep it real.
02:23Yeah, because I'm not like the type of person that has like a wandering eye or a mole over the
02:27place
02:28or anything.
02:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:29You know?
02:29Yeah.
02:30All right, shipmates.
02:31Party's over.
02:33Downsiders.
02:34It's time to crawl back into the crevices in which you live.
02:38Come on.
02:38Let me.
02:39Come on.
02:39Come on.
02:40I wouldn't mind it at all.
02:42Where's my face?
02:44I love you.
02:46Sofia and I are so alike in a lot of ways.
02:48I love you.
02:49I love you.
02:50I love you.
02:50Go ahead.
02:50I love you.
02:51She's such a dominant woman.
02:52I love her.
02:53I'm going to break my nipples out.
02:55I'm sorry.
02:56I love you, baby.
02:57Bye.
02:57I love you guys.
02:58I love my baby.
02:59Okay.
03:00Wait, where am I?
03:00Oh, no.
03:01Okay.
03:02Let's go see the room.
03:04I'm ready.
03:05Okay.
03:07Lay down.
03:07Enjoy it.
03:08This is way better than flying down here.
03:12We can do massages here.
03:14Dude, this is it.
03:16Honestly.
03:17I'm excited to sleep in bed with James tonight.
03:21I'm glad.
03:22I think we got really close on our date.
03:25Honestly, in a perfect world, I would say it's like going to go down.
03:28But I think as far as our connection and what we have going, I think we're going to wait
03:32because we want it to be a little more special.
03:34I like being woken up with the morning kids.
03:36So just let you know.
03:38What'd you say?
03:39I like being woken up with the morning kids.
03:41I like being woken up with the morning kids.
03:43I was like, you good?
03:45I like being woken up with the morning kids.
04:17I'm tired after you Lexi how are you feeling after yesterday it was tough but
04:24after the night we had last night I'm feeling a lot better about it and I'm
04:27not even really thinking about it anymore at this point how can Lexi be so
04:33heartless she knew Reese for like two whole days it's gonna come down to a
04:41point where you know everyone feels that pressure and it's gonna be really tough
04:44yeah cuz the more you get to know people do it will make it a lot harder yeah
04:52wait why are those so cute they're hot I feel like we gravitate towards each other from the day I
05:00got
05:00here it was like I just walked right to you I didn't really talk to anybody that was crazy
05:04like the first second we got here it was just you and I talking yeah I still haven't really
05:07talked to anybody else I don't know if they know my name I want to go up there with you
05:12so I think
05:14we both need to go talk to somebody then me and Gia were making a plan that she might go
05:19talk to some
05:20guy to make it seem like she likes him so then he'll bring her up and then from there she
05:26can
05:26kind of like snake him out and then bring me up or vice versa from where the girls would be
05:30and what
05:32do I say do you want to couple up with me I think it's just to be like you back
05:35talk to you real quick
05:36this is kind of amazing are you feeling overall yeah I'm feeling good um you are surprised I know
05:44you yeah like I came into this I truly was such a I don't want to say like a man
05:49hater but like I
05:50had a very yeah big wall up I was not expecting anything I was like I kind of like literally
05:56briefly
05:57even when we first like hugged yeah I felt that energy a little bit too you were like oh fully
06:02I
06:02was in a six-year relationship that like rocked my ass I really idolized him and then he cheated
06:09there's a huge barrier up with me and like letting any vulnerability in but Tim and I like we're vibing
06:16so much like he's so easy to talk to well I don't know it feels like I've known you like
06:2030 years and
06:21I've known you like hours so I know I know I feel like I've known you too past lives or
06:26something yeah
06:26maybe it's the Greek enough yeah I'll be moving up here soon it's just a matter of when just have
06:36to
06:36figure out how try to move up with Sophia I'm not into any girl in this boat except for Sophia
06:44I think
06:44she's into me she's been flirty or whatever if she's not then I'm fucking crazy I thought I was really
06:50gonna like Andrew when I first came into this and I like saw him I'm like he's so cute and
06:56then I
06:56started talking to him and I'm like you are not the one baby what's your number one fear being average
07:02I guess you're fucking joking you did not say that I hate to break it to you brother you don't
07:07have
07:08like a fear do you just call me a bitch no I was kidding there's a lot not connecting a
07:18lot not
07:23connecting down side arenas there's a challenge on the horizon but for now take a break and head up to
07:30the top side and I suggest you be a grown-up and put the moves on already
07:40one two three get to the top what are you doing Bella I'm just chillaxing I don't want to sit
07:59in
08:00and then he's the country boy that's me and I'm the country girl yeah he's just being nice maybe
08:16what's your favorite line dance I'll show you the first couple steps all right this is hilarious this
08:25stop and then there's three four four and then I've been nothing but nicer this one this one
08:36then you go back into it my issue with Bella is girl code we're supposed to be friends and you're
08:42going after the guy that I'm coupled up with but but but but it's more of like a performance she
08:49broke
08:49girl code and we have to talk about it um you want to go outside I'll tell you yeah yeah
08:54yes it's great
08:57that I have an initial connection off the bat with Anna but like I'm here to like fucking date and
09:02explore and Gia looks like a fucking exotic model I don't want to be downstairs anymore it's hard to
09:07sleep there it smells it's sweaty Tim and Gia are flirting over the decay of the downside into a
09:14rancid scent how sweet and also with like some of the people down there it's like a lot yeah
09:21anyone down there that you're vibing with or no me and Bo are talking but it's like early days
09:26what about you Anna there was definitely like connection off the bat yeah but we should explore
09:32a little bit that's why I'm talking to you right now okay Anna and Tim I love them both dearly
09:38but I
09:38think it might be a little bit lustful so I'm hoping that I can use that as a way for
09:42me to like
09:43get to top deck with Bo I feel like everyone keeps giving us eyes
09:46giving me eyes you're in the clear did you tell Anna that you were pulling inside no I didn't tell
09:53her specifically like yeah yeah sorry Anna literally fucking walked in the room like walked right past
09:59us and I was like oh shit she was she saw it she was very aware that we were talking
10:03I definitely
10:03think it's good that we're all kind of mingling more and like figuring it out I mean I'm enjoying it
10:08yeah because I had to go through all that shit with that last relationship I was feeling really
10:15excited and like thrilled about having this like really great guy next to me now I'm thinking more
10:22about losing him okay well we'll keep talking okay I'm glad we got to talk yeah I'm so mad at
10:28myself
10:28that I've messed with my own head and like got myself hooked on him we'll get to know each other
10:32more and more yeah please I need a drink immediately stupid
10:46look at me look at me go fly high like an ego keep your drum my way out the door
10:54attention octopuses and water snakes it's time for your first challenge so put on those thong bikinis
11:01and shorty shorts you will be getting wet I did not know I was getting fucking wet
11:17oh wow oh we're swimming to something
11:21oh no there's Gabby oh my god
11:25hi everyone hi
11:29if we get the opportunity to swim I'd be really excited I was a lifeguard back in the day uh
11:33I'm a
11:33good swimmer I'm I mean I'm obviously like I work out a ton so pretty fucking strong dude
11:40yeah damn I'm not a tool but I'm not gonna do a double buy but yeah man welcome to your
11:47first
11:48challenge
11:50so here's what's gonna happen our topside ladies will jump into open water and all you men will race
11:59to rescue them if a down sider beats a top sider to rescue their partner that's called making him your
12:07good remarCH
12:08copside takeover
12:11topside boy will move his soggy ass
12:15to down-side squalor
12:17oh lord
12:18oh
12:19And then, you topside ladies will have a decision to make.
12:23You can either live in luxury with your new man,
12:27or you can go with your current partner to that hellhole.
12:31If you follow your man to the downside,
12:34the new topside guy can pick whatever girl he wants
12:38to bring up to the topside with him.
12:41Let's get a move on!
12:44If I got upstairs with Sophia, that'd be fire.
12:47On your mark!
12:50I lined up right between Lowe and David and Lexi and James
12:54just because those are two locked-in couples.
12:56If I take one of them, they're going to go down,
12:58and I'm going to be able to bring up Gia.
13:01Bucky's day one competition, baby, let's go!
13:03Get set, go!
13:06Oh, my God!
13:08Go!
13:10Oh, my God!
13:13This is Mother Nature unfolding before our eyes.
13:16Animals in their natural habitat, preparing to procreate.
13:21It's mating season in the Mediterranean Sea.
13:27Oh, and Andrew's, like, almost there.
13:32Andrew got to Enna.
13:34Bozal, Lexi!
13:38Karai got to Sade.
13:41The only topside that saved his girl was David saving Lowe.
13:45Fucking Andrew's bitch-ass just decided to go for Enna's raft.
13:49He doesn't even like her.
13:51Stay behind the floor.
13:52Just say no.
13:53Just say no.
13:55Andrew won.
13:56And he goes, did I win?
13:58And I'm like, oh, yeah, you got to me first, you know?
14:01Like, congrats.
14:02And he goes, don't pick me.
14:05I want to bring Sophia up.
14:08I think what I'm hearing right now is I'm going to use you.
14:12You guys killed it!
14:14You guys did so good!
14:15Challenge done.
14:16Get the fuck out of here.
14:17Don't look at me.
14:18I want to bring Sophia up.
14:19Don't look at me.
14:20Oh, my God!
14:21I'm sleeping on the floor.
14:23Andrew really knows how to make a girl feel special, huh?
14:27It was just, like, the weirdest delivery.
14:28I was kind of shocked because I'm, like, I've given you absolutely zero signs that I'm actually into you.
14:35I think that this has given me a really nice opportunity, though, to get to the top.
14:41There's nothing more dangerous than a woman with a plan.
14:45What makes you think I'm fucking playing for you?
14:48Like, here you go, sweetheart.
14:50You feel like you're in a bar?
14:53A lot of you guys are in a bar.
14:56You're okay, dude?
14:57David, are you okay?
14:59No, he doesn't feel good.
15:00Oh, good.
15:01What are you doing, sir?
15:02I'm gonna throw it up.
15:04Can we get some fresh water, please?
15:06All right, definitely.
15:08Be careful, Alex.
15:09Oxygen.
15:10Oxygen.
15:11I see you.
15:17Ladies!
15:19Oh, beautiful.
15:20A little bit better?
15:22Okay.
15:23I've definitely had girls who, like, fought for me in different ways.
15:28But this is really special.
15:30It feels like someone is genuinely concerned about my well-being.
15:34We have to take him with an ambulance to get him checked in a hospital.
15:37Is that right?
15:38Can I hurt you?
15:39Of course.
15:40Of course.
15:41I'm seeing a side of her that I feel safe exploring and, you know, being more vulnerable with.
15:48I feel like this is a very good judge and character about their connection and it being genuine because you
15:55really find out how people treat you in times of stress and trauma.
16:01I think Lowe really cares about David.
16:09Well, as we know, David really rescued Lowe and now she gets to rescue him.
16:16Maybe with some mouth-to-mouth.
16:18It's what we're all hoping for.
16:20And they are top-siders that secured their spot.
16:24So, Lexi, Sade, and Enna, this means you three have a decision to make.
16:33Lexi, do you want to move down to that hellhole with your current partner, James, or stay up top in
16:44the fresh air with Bo?
16:49I would rather go downstairs with someone I care about than stay upstairs living lavish.
16:56There you go.
16:57True love.
16:57Couldn't be me.
17:01Lexi, you can go stand with your down-sider.
17:04Your D-squad.
17:06Aw.
17:07Kind of just made me happy and reassured me that what we have is real.
17:11I am really excited to see where it's going to go with James.
17:14And I know that a night apart really could change anything.
17:18If he flirts with another girl, I'll kill him.
17:22So now, Bo, who do you want to move to the top side?
17:27Uh, I would like to bring up Gia.
17:31Yay!
17:34I'm on the top side and my man got me here.
17:37Mr. Sade, would you rather stay with your current partner, Keef, or would you like to stay up top with
17:48Karai?
17:50Um.
17:58It's a hard decision, but I think I'm going to stay up top.
18:01Okay.
18:02I do really like Keef, and I'm getting to know him.
18:05But downside feels like potentially the scariest thing I've ever heard, and I just do not want to be a
18:11part of it.
18:13For me to go downside, Barack Obama would have to be downside.
18:17I'd follow him downside.
18:19Other than that, my ass is staying on top.
18:21Keef, how are you feeling?
18:23I'm okay.
18:24With Sade, I don't know where her head's at right now, but after this, I'm definitely losing a little bit
18:29of interest.
18:30I'm not going to stress about it.
18:31We came here to explore more people.
18:33Now I'm going to go do the same thing.
18:35Sade decided to stay up in the top side, and now her and I are a couple.
18:39A little bummed about it, right?
18:41I was really looking forward to bringing up Lila and getting to know her more and having more time together.
18:46Sade is a sweet girl, but I'm definitely focused on Lila.
18:50Now, Anna, do you want to move to the hellhole with Tim or stay up top with Andrew?
19:01It's a bit of a hellhole either way for me.
19:03If we're being honest.
19:08I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to lay down with Tim tonight with all of these visuals of him
19:13and Gia.
19:14I'm in a relationship that isn't going anywhere right now.
19:17And unfortunately, that leaves Andrew to come freaking in.
19:22I will stay up top just because I should.
19:25Okay.
19:27My girl.
19:30I can't blame Naman for staying up there.
19:32I kind of did that to myself, unfortunately.
19:36Fuck.
19:38All right.
19:39It's time to get back to the yacht.
19:42Get out of here.
19:44Get out of my face.
19:46Okay, thank you.
19:48Sorry.
19:49I didn't mean to be a dick.
19:50I was a big dick.
19:51I don't know.
19:51I wanted Sophia.
19:52I wanted to look it out.
19:53Yeah.
19:54It was just crazy.
19:54He's a strange man.
19:56I'm hoping he, like, gets his head out of his ass a little bit.
19:59It's like you just keep running at me.
20:01Like, I'm doing all that for you.
20:03I was a little insensitive.
20:04Well, I'm working to get better.
20:05It's been five long minutes since Andrew yelled at Enna, but that's all it takes to be a changed man.
20:17After the challenge, we have a major mix-up in the Top Siders.
20:21So now we have Sade and Karai, Andrew and Enna, Bo and Gia, and you best believe David and Lowe.
20:31We all see Lowe and David as the strongest couple.
20:40My heart rate slowed down.
20:42Like, I'm feeling more normal.
20:43I was so worried about you, buddy.
20:45I'm embarrassed.
20:46I got carried away, but I'm like, I wasn't a fucking loser, though.
20:48So the rest of you guys lost your girl.
20:52The rest of you guys got cucked.
20:53I need to friggin' eat.
20:54This is so much nicer than downstairs.
20:57The table, the chairs.
20:59Welcome to the good life, babe.
21:01Welcome to the luxury inside.
21:03I'm so excited to be here.
21:06Does everybody catch up?
21:08I can't believe Andrew yelled at you like that.
21:10I didn't know that he liked Sophia.
21:12I was surprised.
21:13And that threw me so far.
21:14It didn't even, like, throw me because, of course, he does.
21:17I know his type.
21:18Anyway.
21:19Oh, is that his type?
21:20No, but I know his type, like, him as a guy, right?
21:23What sucks for me is that there are no other options for me on this boat.
21:27You don't like Lila?
21:28No.
21:29When I first showed up, I thought I liked Lila.
21:31I thought she was really pretty.
21:32And then I started looking at her a little bit more, a little more, and I was...
21:36You can just say that you didn't fuck with your connection.
21:39Not like, it got worse and worse as it went.
21:42Like, what the fuck?
21:43You're right.
21:43Sorry, that was really bad.
21:45Staying up here is bad, bitch.
21:46If you went down, you would have looked insane.
21:49Because you would have looked like you were following Tim.
21:51I would never have followed that man.
21:51You would have looked like you were following Tim.
21:53No, I don't want to follow him.
21:54And you stayed up here and you're drinking a glass of white wine.
21:56I know.
22:02How are we even supposed to fit in here?
22:04You don't.
22:05I'm downside and I'm fucking...
22:06I want to cry.
22:07I liked living lavish.
22:09I liked having the crew service.
22:11Beautiful spreads of dinner and caviar and oysters.
22:14I was spoiled.
22:15Oh my God.
22:16Gaby was right.
22:16This is a hellhole.
22:17I don't think I'll ever get used to this.
22:20What is this?
22:21Is this, like, illegal?
22:23Like, I feel like I need a life vest just to be down there.
22:26I was just coming to say goodbye to everyone.
22:28Aw.
22:28Yeah, I'm going up.
22:29I wish you guys were right.
22:30We'll see you in, like, an hour at the cocktail party.
22:31I love it.
22:32I'm proud of you.
22:33I'm proud of you.
22:34Thanks.
22:34I knew I was probably going to win that race.
22:36I saw it as an opportunity to impress Sophia.
22:38Like, she's got to know I'm the real masculine one here.
22:42Come on.
22:43Did I look fast out there or what?
22:45You took off like a fucking merman.
22:47They were all like, holy shit.
22:48No, it was actually really insane.
22:50Yeah.
22:50It was cool.
22:51Yeah.
22:52Good job.
22:52Stronger than the other guys.
22:53Oh, Vita's in.
22:54All right.
22:54I've been putting up with men's bullshit my entire life, and I think this would be the
22:58perfect opportunity for me to go to the happy hour, choose to be with him, potentially get
23:04a text from Gabby, and then get to the top.
23:20Ready up, shipmates.
23:22Almost time for a happy hour.
23:24Downsiders, remember to serve up more than just food, because a downcider who brings the
23:30heat and finds mutual interest can get a text from me to take the top cider of their choice
23:36on a date that will bring you closer than ever.
23:38Oh, Lord.
23:40Oh, Lord.
23:40No.
23:41What?
23:42I fucked up my freckles.
23:44Where are we going?
23:45It's just a special plant.
23:46Wait.
23:47Stop.
23:49Aw.
23:50That's some champagne.
23:51Some berries.
23:52You're so cute.
23:54Yeah.
23:54It's funny, though.
23:55It started from the bottom a little bit, you know?
23:57And I didn't really have my eyes on anybody the whole time, really.
24:00I mean, I've talked to other people, but I've always had my eyes on you.
24:03I think you know that.
24:04Aw.
24:05And, uh...
24:06You're so sweet.
24:08So, yeah, you're the only person I'm talking to or even looking at, so I just wanted to
24:12let you know that so you don't have to ever wonder or think about that.
24:15I feel so comfortable with you, and I wouldn't want to be doing this with anyone else.
24:20Dude, I love that.
24:21Cheers.
24:23Bo and Gia are adorable, and they're even more adorable now that they're a real couple on the
24:29top side, officially recognized by the autocracy of Love Overboard.
24:34Who put me on that board right there?
24:35Hell no.
24:47Cool.
24:48Who says you can't fall in love on a TV show?
24:51I only lied and said I did.
24:55Any to your top-siders?
24:56Top-siders, please.
24:58David, would you like a burger for your recovery?
25:01Three of them.
25:01You need something hearty.
25:02Three of them.
25:03Maybe no bun.
25:04Thank you, darling.
25:06Do you have a little slice?
25:07Tell me.
25:08Eat the bacon.
25:09Eat the bacon.
25:10Oh, no, don't fucking eat.
25:12You're not supposed to eat.
25:13Give me some.
25:15One.
25:15One.
25:17Wait, can I have some?
25:19The downside has been shit.
25:21I'm just here eating the food and shit.
25:25And enjoying myself on the yacht.
25:27Even if it isn't on the booty butt bottom side.
25:29I'm the queen of the butt.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:32Oh, my God.
25:33Wait, guys, this is kind of getting hot.
25:36I'm getting a little turned on, I fear.
25:44You did so good on your swim.
25:46You feel like you did better than anybody else?
25:48I feel like I beat them by like 30% each.
25:50Have you swam before?
25:51I don't really swim at all.
25:53At all?
25:54No, I've been swimming like four years.
25:55You're swimming in the Hudson?
25:56And that's not trying to show off or anything.
25:57I legitimately haven't.
25:58I don't do that.
26:00But I work out so much that I feel like it translates over to swimming well.
26:04That's what I figured.
26:04Because as soon as they're like, all right, you guys are going to swim.
26:06You started like stretching and like doing it all.
26:08Yeah.
26:08That's why I swam today for you.
26:10I mean, I did it for you.
26:11Honestly.
26:13Seriously.
26:13You're lying.
26:14You never asked me any questions about myself.
26:17So I'm like, I feel like I know everything about Andrew.
26:18You know something about me.
26:19No, I did.
26:20I mean, I did it for you.
26:21It wasn't that hard, but like I still did it for you.
26:22You're like, it wasn't that hard.
26:23Yeah.
26:24But I still did it for you, honestly.
26:26I like you for sure.
26:27If you couldn't tell already.
26:27That's why I want to take you on a date out here soon if you want.
26:30I mean, I'd love to take you on a date if they let me.
26:33If they send me that text.
26:34Wait, really?
26:35Out of all the guys in the boat, Sofia probably likes me the most,
26:38which didn't come as too much of a surprise.
26:41It's a thing that you develop.
26:42It's like an intuition where you could just tell sometimes.
26:45And you are my type.
26:46I would go up to you if I saw you.
26:47Would you though?
26:48Like honestly?
26:49100%.
26:49Yeah.
26:50No, you are my type.
26:51Thanks.
26:52I think the plan that I established earlier today is working better
26:57than I had even intended.
27:02It was actually pretty easy.
27:05Aw.
27:06Sofia and Andrew, truly a match made in hell.
27:11You know, I wanted to tell you, I feel like you deserve to know how much I appreciated
27:15what you did today.
27:17Of course.
27:18Like how much it meant to me to have someone there doing what you did.
27:23And I don't think you realize like...
27:27Mm-hmm.
27:31Yeah.
27:33Oh, fuck!
27:43I can't believe it.
27:47Whoa.
27:47I can't believe it.
27:48I can't believe it.
27:48I've been forgiven.
27:51Whoa!
27:53Yeah!
27:54Yeah!
27:59what are you feeling like you're the only one who i'm really interested in
28:03in general but it's me or no one else and i'm not going to be a second choice okay
28:10i feel like you've been the one who i feel like has been honest and upfront and i'm gonna always
28:16take that right that's important to me i really like harai i think he's sweet he's also german
28:21which my dad would probably like speckens die deutsche and bisschen so we have a little gap
28:27it's not far honestly six years it's not that crazy my my parents are 27 27 my parents have like
28:33a
28:33eight year gap nothing sexier than talking about your mommy and daddy honestly you'd love it up here
28:41it's so good oh really it's so good yeah rub it in rub it in let me talk to you
28:47for a sec okay
28:55i'm obviously very interested in you and i want to get to know you more but i'm not going to
28:59waste
28:59my time trying to get to know you more if you're all in on beau i'm interested in beau i'm
29:08not going
29:08to say i'm not but i'm also very interested in you you're not wasting time i'm telling you i'll be
29:12i'm like looking you in the eyes right now you're not wasting your time and the second it does cross
29:17that line i will tell you i'm literally honestly though because like i know i'm a no
29:23person like i don't like i have trust issues to begin with okay you're talking to a person that
29:28it's like i get it i get it of course you're gonna like ask that but i will tell you
29:32the second i'm
29:33like the line has been crossed and like i choose him okay i'm telling you that honestly and i have
29:38been nothing just just don't just just don't let me waste my energy i swear i genuinely am interested
29:44in getting to know you okay but but if you don't want it don't fucking do it don't do that
30:00ahoy me again happy hour is over but not for the downsiders your night has just begun and you
30:08have to clean up oh that sucks love it love it wait are we done done when are we gonna
30:17eat i don't
30:19wanna go i don't want the night to be over bye good night love you guys we're officially back
30:25downstairs yes i'm so pretty before i go to bed wait until i take off this makeup you're gonna see
30:34a
30:34real demon but oh god damn sophia has endured a long grueling night of flirting with andrew just to
30:46get to the top side and i think she deserves a little treat that's got a text it says sophia
30:55i
30:56see you getting your sneak on keep it up girly take a top side man of your choice on a
31:03date off the yacht gabby
31:09i wish it hadn't been enna that got chosen with andrew because i felt like we really did connect
31:14but i'm just doing what i gotta do to get to the top and you'll see i'll find out
31:22i think you're feeling what i'm feeling it's in the air
31:34i like the one that sucks dude no i'd say that
31:56at least someone's getting some action around here the chakra has been drier than the sahara
32:01i don't clean this boat this is not right
32:23i think i need to stop that we gotta get back to work
32:25hello everybody how are you guys doing how's the sun up here
32:34good fantastic it's nice you look great so i got a text last night from gabby okay and there's a
32:42date
32:42today all right but i can choose anybody and i was thinking andrew that sounds great yeah let's do it
32:50let's go
32:56work that pump out don't fall overboard or do fall overboard how about both of you just take a
33:04leave guys oh i think i make the right move bringing him up distancing myself from tim letting
33:11tim do his thing letting me open myself up and it just backfires every time andrew would push me
33:17off a 70 foot yacht and it meant even getting to sniff like one of her socks sofia sofia sofia
33:26just
33:26stabbed me the girl who i thought was one of my best friends is trying to get andrew and come
33:33up to
33:34the top side which means i will be walking the plank with her devious
33:40i get to sit here all day knowing i'm about to walk the plank like that sucks so bad
33:45i'm about to go get a drink let's go oh my god so stupid sofia has said numerous times she
33:53doesn't
33:53like him she doesn't like him so i'm confused i'm so confused how is your day even going to go
33:57what are
33:57they going to talk about if she doesn't like him how do you even fake that he has to know
34:00if he doesn't
34:01know that he's like crazy oblivious once you start being a person to someone that's when my respect
34:06goes out the window and that's when i don't have your back i am just thinking so what are you
34:12doing
34:12baby help me that's that's crazy that she just said that i'm about to go on a date with andrew
34:29and i'm so excited i mean the whole day is a chore let's be honest i don't want to be
34:34sitting there
34:35in a romantic candle at lunch with this man
34:41oh my gosh we have a lot of stairs yeah there's a lot of stuff there's a lot of stuff
34:52hello hello welcome thank you hi i am claire i'm sophia nice to meet you how are you good i'm
35:00andrew
35:00nice to meet you andrew is it your first time practicing tantra yoga tantric yoga it would be my
35:06first time your first time and we're going now to take the awareness through the base of our body so
35:19for the woman with the yoni which is the vulva sexual organ we're going to feel just heat it up
35:26so sorry heat it up quick and for the guy here you're going to feel into what we call in
35:32sansrit the lingam
35:33which is the penis so let's close the eyes close the eyes so for sophia you're going to start by
35:40inhaling through the vagina canal and imagine the breath coming up and then the energy comes out
35:47of your breasts your nipples into the nipples of the guy no spread your legs how much spread are we
35:55talking yeah dude you guys are going to see some stuff this is my bathing suit essentially please cut
36:02the cameras the audience must not be subjected to andrew's breathing penis
36:12so how do you feel after this date uh it was not your vibe it was not my vibe but
36:17i feel like once
36:18we get back to the boat and like we're in our setting and we can like have a chat just
36:22we can talk
36:22more and you know what i mean from there yeah for sure i feel like that'll be a much better
36:28situation
36:28for sure okay okay do you want to go you did go for the lips do you want to go
36:35i'm not a mind reader
36:36but i would probably say that she's interested in me for sure uh yeah that was the most awkward
36:42first kiss in dating show history i don't even have to check i just know
37:02i don't know where's your head out like when it comes to andrew sofia what's going on i feel like
37:07i just didn't have enough time to like tell him truly yeah that like what she's doing is ratchet
37:12but that's why on the plank but on the plank do you know how like intense that moment's gonna be
37:18i
37:18have to find the right words i think and then she's right next to me i'm gonna be like she's
37:23the worst
37:23no i think she wants to be on the top until another guy comes i respect that that's so fair
37:28it's like okay but not at the expense of your friend i just didn't see it coming i really didn't
37:34i really don't think i i would have done that wait is that them right there yeah
37:41all is fair in maritime love and maritime war and enna could be what we call maritime collateral damage
37:49poor enna she might not be able to swim with that knife in her back
37:59it's that time again boys and girls go get changed when you're ready andrew sofia and enna
38:07head to the bow of the boat for the plank ceremony
38:12i'm very excited for this plank ceremony to be over i have faith that andrew is going to choose
38:18me over enna and i'm very much ready to come up here with better ac and better beds and better
38:23bathrooms and better food and time outside and yeah pretty much everything
38:37hi guys andrew sofia welcome back how was it it was interesting it was interesting it was unlike
38:48anything i've ever done yeah we don't have to get into it here i know it's it's it's weird it's
38:52weird
38:52okay well anyways andrew as you know you have a hard decision to make would you like to choose the
39:01woman you worked so hard to rescue enna or the woman come to find out you actually wanted to rescue
39:09sofia and remember whoever you do not choose will be going overboard
39:24one of these girls about to get dumped into this water i'm so scared i said ass but i definitely
39:30will
39:30cry for the ugly cry for enna holy fuck me a lot of tension enna sofia if you have any
39:44last words now's
39:45your time okay andrew you look very nice tonight i think from the start i have been really honest with
39:57you everything i've said has been pretty truthful so i really really want you to hear this when i say
40:05that sophia is a master manipulator she's an opportunist everyone on the top side the downside
40:15and me included have heard over and over that she does not like you
40:21she doesn't like you andrew not even a little bit oh my gosh she said hurtful things like you're weird
40:28she even mouthed help me before your date you're an alpha male and i don't think this is very alpha
40:37male behavior to let her turn you into a joke because you're not a joke andrew you deserve love
40:45and even if it's not with me it sure as fuck isn't gonna be with sophia
40:54damn that was yeah that was mean that was mean i don't know why you're saying that the things you're
41:00saying i mean you've known that i'd like you since the beginning i told you that girl girl come on
41:06now
41:06girl okay well i think that you've played yourself you've now planked yourself because of it i think
41:15because you played yourself you were so mean to andrew you and you actually humiliated him in front of
41:21everybody yesterday you were very mean to his face very mean to everybody about him and even now you're
41:27being mean to him instead of just telling him your feelings about him i had the opportunity to choose
41:32anybody i wanted to go on the date with i could have chosen any of the top siders and i
41:37chose you
41:37because i wanted to feel it out with you do i think we're soulmates i don't know but i still
41:43want
41:43to have that time to get to know you i think it was a really fun date even though we
41:47didn't like it
41:48i think it shows that like we can do weird things and both have the same vibe about it and
41:54i wanted to
41:54have more conversations with you okay andrew now's your time who are you sending overboard tonight
42:14the person that i'm sending overboard is
42:33so
42:34so
42:35so
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