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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about something they haven't heard of before. Ass brushing. They try to get to the bottom of what it actually is, is it sexual and so much more!
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00:00What are you doing?
00:01I'm picking up notes of cherry, berry, maybe tropical fruit.
00:08Chuck, it's fruity rainbow from 5-Hour Energy.
00:11Oh, yes, refined.
00:20I don't know if you know this actress, comedian, Jamila Jamil, something like that.
00:31She's from the UK, but she's kind of taken off here with a couple of roles.
00:35Anyway, she hosts a podcast and she was reading a letter from a female and talking about some weird kink
00:44this guy was into, which I don't think we've heard about before.
00:48Brushing her ass for five minutes.
00:51You know, the only thing, is it like a weird, would you buy one of them horse brushes that are
00:58like super soft?
01:00I don't know, man.
01:01And then you like brush a woman like you would like a horse's body?
01:05Is it a fetish?
01:06It has to be a fetish.
01:07It has to be a fetish.
01:07She's got no hair back there, hopefully.
01:09Did you look it up?
01:10No.
01:11Let's look it up.
01:11Oh, yeah.
01:12Something we haven't heard of.
01:13Hair brushing.
01:14It makes them incredibly soft.
01:16Horse brushes.
01:18That's the only thing I would want to do with something soft.
01:21How do you know?
01:21How do you know?
01:21I just know.
01:22Maybe it's like not, maybe it's more rough.
01:26No, I'm seeing ass worship brush in the ass.
01:30I've seen that.
01:31Yeah.
01:31That's a classic.
01:31Brush ass.
01:34Analingus.
01:35Mm-hmm.
01:36Butt brushing.
01:37Butt brushing.
01:37Oh, no.
01:38That is not.
01:38No, no, no.
01:40No.
01:41Hey, go ahead and read that.
01:42Giving someone an RJ while using their ass pubes to floss your teeth.
01:46That is...
01:47That's not real, Ben.
01:49Butt floss.
01:51There's lots going on here with this search.
01:53Mm-hmm.
01:54But none of it...
01:55No, that's a real...
01:56I mean, I don't know how you get into it.
01:58I get into it.
01:59What were you going to say?
02:00Is it like an ASMR kind of thing?
02:03That's all I was thinking.
02:04Yeah.
02:04Like some kind of like a weird...
02:08Like, I don't know if it's a sound thing or just the like...
02:11Have you ever seen like the horses when they're...
02:13They have some tool that takes some of their hair off.
02:17And like every time they go by it, it takes...
02:19It removes like hair and you can...
02:21It's like satisfying.
02:23I don't understand why that would be like that.
02:25I mean, brushing an ass is fine.
02:28Okay.
02:28Let's flip the script.
02:30Mm-hmm.
02:30You're with a hot lady.
02:32She asks to brush your ass.
02:34Brush me?
02:35You're letting it happen.
02:36No, right?
02:36No, you're not.
02:37I'll let a lady brush me.
02:39Sure.
02:40I mean, there's a lot of...
02:41A lot to brush.
02:42Well, you got stuff to groom back there.
02:43I could...
02:44You literally have hair.
02:45There is no way.
02:46Yeah.
02:46Would you do it, Jason?
02:47I would.
02:48Yeah, you'd let a lady brush your ass.
02:49I think it would feel nice.
02:50You have ass hair?
02:51Yeah.
02:51That's kind of personal.
02:52Sure.
02:52I got some.
02:53Okay.
02:53So yeah, she could run their comb through that or whatever.
02:56Yeah.
02:56Incredibly soft bristles on some of these brushes.
02:59So that might be nice.
03:00I bet it would feel really good.
03:00It might be nice.
03:01I was shocked by some of them.
03:03There is a dry brushing that women do for their skin.
03:07For their skin.
03:08What's that mean?
03:09Yeah.
03:09Like, look it up.
03:10I don't know how to...
03:11I don't know what it is.
03:12Yeah, there's a...
03:12Like a brush.
03:13A special brush.
03:14I found a woman brushing your butt.
03:15You did?
03:16Okay.
03:17Fantastic.
03:19It just wasn't exactly what we were looking for.
03:21But I was like...
03:22Yeah, she was dry brushing for like the skin.
03:23She's just standing there?
03:24In her lawn?
03:26In her lawn?
03:27In her lawn?
03:27Yeah.
03:27She's like in a bikini and says the whole...
03:29I didn't send it.
03:30I didn't send it?
03:33For God's sake.
03:34I didn't send it?
03:35He finds a butt brush?
03:37Okay, so dry brushing while he's sending us this is an exfoliation technique
03:42that involves massaging dry skin with a stiff bristled brush to remove dead skin cells,
03:48stimulate circulation, and potentially promote lymphatic drainage.
03:52Okay.
03:53Start at the bottom.
03:54This is it.
03:55So she's doing that...
03:56Yeah.
03:57Just wait until she gets to the butt.
03:58I watch this all night.
04:03Yeah, that's all right.
04:04I mean...
04:05Do some squash.
04:05We are starting a new fetish.
04:07Let's do some squash.
04:08Do the dry brushing fight?
04:09Every guy's gonna be into ass brushing.
04:12I'll brush an ass, no problem!
04:14You gotta listen to the brushes.
04:15You see that brush?
04:16That's almost the style of those...
04:20Horse?
04:20Horse things, yeah.
04:21Yeah.
04:21I recant my statements.
04:22Yeah, we're now using them on ourselves.
04:24Can you play it back with no talking?
04:26Yeah, we have been for a long time.
04:26I didn't...
04:27He wants to hear the bristles because he's a pervert.
04:29Oh, can you hear the bristles?
04:30I'm not a pervert, it's an ASMR pervert.
04:33Can you hear the bristles?
04:34I didn't hear any bristles.
04:35Well, we couldn't hear it over the sound of your voice.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Shh.
04:38Shut up!
04:39Shut up!
04:40I'm trying to jerk off to this lady's ass!
04:42I'm trying to...
04:43No, I just wanna feel calm.
04:44I wanna hear it.
04:45It's gonna calm us.
04:46Okay, let's hear it.
04:47Let's be calm together listening to a lady.
04:49Cut the music.
04:49A hot lady.
04:50I'm not playing the music!
04:53Who's playing the music?
04:54It's on the video!
04:56It's on the video!
04:56Can you hear the bristles?
04:57Jesus!
04:58Let's take a listen in to see if you can hear Jason's sex bristles.
05:01Listen close.
05:03No.
05:04There's no bristles.
05:05No!
05:05No bristle sounds.
05:09I have to find another video for that.
05:10You created it in your head!
05:12That's crazy.
05:12You just heard it yourself!
05:13I hear it like...
05:15Oh no!
05:15You don't hear that?
05:16No!
05:17There's none of that!
05:18Is it in the music?
05:19Not a single bristle.
05:20There's nothing in the music?
05:22You just created it.
05:23Your brain knows what it should sound like.
05:26I don't want to hear it.
05:27No.
05:27Nothing!
05:28Not even close!
05:29What are you doing?
05:30No.
05:30I wish I had a brush here.
05:33I have a brush just like this in my Jeep right now.
05:36Why?
05:36Go get it.
05:37It's like a beard brush.
05:38You brush your ass on the wheel.
05:40It's made of some kind of...
05:42Is it boar hair?
05:44Probably.
05:44Yeah.
05:45I think it's a boar hair.
05:46I don't know.
05:47Quite pokey, actually.
05:49You...
05:50More pokey than you realize.
05:51So this woman's giving a quick demonstration on how to brush your buttocks.
05:54It's great to stimulate circulation and improve fluid retention and the appearance of cellulite.
05:59It's also good for improving skin tone and texture and firming the skin.
06:03Well, like, I feel like it's probably...
06:05Her ass does look good.
06:07Um...
06:07This guy, it's probably like he gets you on all fours.
06:11And I think there's something to do with that.
06:13That's not a bad thing to see.
06:15You know?
06:16Or do you think he's like making her stand and he's just brushing her...
06:20Should she just lay down on the bed or something?
06:21Something.
06:22I would think she'd be more comfortable.
06:23Yeah, laying down.
06:26Would be more comfortable.
06:28I have to give, uh...
06:32Jason just a little bit of his...
06:35There it is.
06:36I think there are three hours of it.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Okay, it's time to brush it.
06:39Oh, let's see.
06:40It gets real a lot of views right here.
06:44It's the sound is off.
06:46The sound is off.
06:47Oh.
06:48Who was making noise then?
06:49No, your sound is off.
06:50He was.
06:51He was making the...
06:52Oh, Jesus.
06:52He's creating his own sounds?
06:54Yeah.
06:54You're so weird, dude.
06:56I would love to do ASMR also.
06:58You would love to do it yourself?
07:00Oh, yeah.
07:00Do it.
07:00Why don't you do it?
07:01I'm lazy.
07:02Yeah, it does a lot of work.
07:04Here we go.
07:05You have to have a big plan and you have to do it for...
07:09He loves that.
07:10I don't like it.
07:11He loves that.
07:11I don't like looking at him looking at it.
07:14No.
07:16Take him away.
07:16You relax now?
07:17You feel better?
07:18I am.
07:19Sounds nice, but you open your eyes and it's my ass.
07:24Surprise, surprise!
07:25Yes.
07:26Just keep your eyes closed.
07:27Court ruined it for him.
07:28Yeah.
07:29No, that's fine.
07:30That's fine.
07:31I mean, it would be wild.
07:32It's the sound of Court's ass hair.
07:33That would be wild.
07:33I've said before, just keep your eyes closed.
07:35You know?
07:35No, no.
07:36I don't know any different.
07:38Yeah, Court's like one of those...
07:39What are they called?
07:40Foley artists or whatever?
07:42Oh, hell yes.
07:42To create the sounds?
07:43He makes the sounds for other people's hair brushing videos with his ass.
07:48Do you want to see ass shaving?
07:50Sure.
07:50Ass shaving.
07:51Ass shaving ASMR.
07:52I don't think...
07:53For women?
07:54Yeah, shaving a woman's butt.
07:55No.
07:56What?
07:56It's not super hairy.
07:57No, they just do it.
07:59Just watch.
08:00They just lather it up.
08:00You're going to enjoy it.
08:02I'm telling you.
08:02We know you do, obviously.
08:05Yep.
08:06Shaving my girlfriend's...
08:08Does she have hair there, though?
08:10She does.
08:11You saw it on the razor.
08:13What?
08:15Oh, my.
08:16Wow, it's like you're putting frosting on that ass.
08:19Yeah, she's got hair.
08:20I don't recommend.
08:21I mean, that is just going to make it like a beard.
08:23Wait, did you see?
08:24That's flavored glazed donut aftershave lotion.
08:28I didn't know there was so much work put into someone's butt.
08:30Oh, here we go.
08:30We're gone.
08:31We're going down donuts.
08:32We're going to donuts now.
08:34You knew we would.
08:35If you had an ass that tasted like donuts?
08:37You knew it.
08:39I could have told you that.
08:40I could have told you that 40 minutes ago that we were.
08:43We always end up at donuts.
08:45Glazed donut aftershave.
08:46All the time.
08:48Did you know there is such a thing as glazed donut ass aftershave?
08:52I should get some for my head.
08:54I shave it every day.
08:56Aftershave?
08:57It's Bernie.
08:58I don't want any of that.
09:00Bernie?
09:00Yeah, you know?
09:01And then...
09:02What's that?
09:03Oh, my God.
09:03Coconut cloud lotion she put on there.
09:06Uh-oh, Dave.
09:08Yikes.
09:09Donuts and coconut.
09:11Bubble butt.
09:12What is that stuff?
09:13It's just so...
09:13It's jelly body scrub.
09:15Yeah, bubble butt.
09:16Firming and tightening.
09:17Hmm.
09:17Her ass smells so good.
09:19Oh, my God.
09:20Incredible.
09:21Fruit boost and saffron.
09:23Yeah.
09:24Like, what's going on?
09:25And donuts and coconut.
09:26We appreciate the work you put into your butt.
09:28But these two women that just rub each other's butts and shave each other's butts all night.
09:34Okay.
09:35Fantastic.
09:35There are people that swear they heard the bristles like Jason.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Is this like this red dress, blue dress thing or whatever?
09:41I didn't hear it.
09:42You gotta play it again.
09:42Some people hear the bristles and some people don't?
09:44I don't know.
09:44Or are they just imagining it?
09:46We might be so old that we can't hear the bristles anymore.
09:48Adam, it's true.
09:49You heard the bristles like Jason?
09:52How's she going, eh?
09:53How's she going, eh?
09:54How's she going, eh?
09:55Uh, yeah.
09:56It's like this weird musical instrument.
09:58It's like a plank of wood with like metal, sprung metal.
10:03When you hit it, it kind of sounds like you're scratching the bristles of a brush.
10:07What do you mean?
10:09He's saying it's coming from the music.
10:10Yeah, like the special.
10:11The background music sounds like a brush.
10:13It's not the brushing.
10:14According to that.
10:15Because there's all sorts of people texting saying they can hear the...
10:18We're going to listen to this one more time.
10:19Is it because we are watching it and it's not matching up?
10:23Like maybe if we closed our eyes, we'd hear it.
10:25Okay, close your eyes.
10:26See if you hear the sounds of ass brushing.
10:28Listen.
10:29Intently.
10:30Pay attention.
10:31I don't like that.
10:38No.
10:39Nothing.
10:40Nothing.
10:40Not a single sound.
10:43Music.
10:43No brushing.
10:44Just music.
10:47It's got to be the...
10:49There's nothing.
10:49But there's something in the music.
10:51There's no bristle sounds in that.
10:52I didn't hear it at all.
10:53I didn't hear it.
10:53Not at all.
10:54I hear what could have been a bristle...
10:56But it's definitely the music.
10:58I heard it too.
10:59Thank you, Al.
11:00I heard nothing.
11:01No.
11:02I didn't even hear the music.
11:03I didn't even hear the music.
11:03It's like very, very faint.
11:05Almost like a little bit of a maraca.
11:07Like very slow.
11:08Right.
11:09Yeah.
11:10I love a maraca.
11:11I hear like one of those sand.
11:13Did you hear a maraca?
11:13What is that instrument that you like?
11:15Yeah, that's...
11:16It's like you twist it and just sand kind of...
11:18Yeah, that's probably what it is.
11:20It's very faint.
11:20It's very faint in the background.
11:21Sand kind of falls inside the instrument.
11:23Do you know what I'm talking about?
11:24Yeah.
11:25It was definitely music, but I can see how he thought it was the brush at first.
11:30I think that's the problem.
11:31Even when I had my eyes closed and I didn't see anything, I then opened them and then I'm
11:35watching the brushing ass and nothing is matching up with the sound of the bristles
11:40that are happening.
11:40Just this little...
11:42I did not hear that.
11:44I didn't hear that either.
11:45Thank you for waiting 20 minutes to...
11:47I just heard it.
11:48To back me up, but I appreciate it.
11:50Just heard it.
11:50Wow.
11:51That's a backhanded compliment if I ever heard one.
11:53Chuck, are you talking about a rain stick?
11:55Yeah, like a rain stick.
11:56Oh, there you go.
11:56Yeah, yeah.
11:57That's probably what it is.
11:58Yeah.
11:59I think I am.
12:00I wish I had a rain stick.
12:02Why?
12:02I feel like that's relaxing.
12:03The sound of a rain stick?
12:05Oh, yeah.
12:06Fantastic.
12:06I don't like him saying rain stick.
12:08Who?
12:09Court?
12:10No.
12:10You're okay with it being his ass that you were listening to, but you don't like rain stick.
12:14Are you talking about a rain stick?
12:18It does come in like that sometimes in my head.
12:21I'm like, Jesus.
12:21He's like a Dracula.
12:23Yeah.
12:23He saw that Dracula in bed.
12:25Are you talking about a rain stick?
12:26Yeah.
12:27It sounds like you're hovering behind us talking in our ear.
12:31Let's listen to rain stick sounds here.
12:35This?
12:36Yeah, it's a rain stick.
12:38It's very relaxing.
12:39Fantastic stuff.
12:40Imagine it in real life.
12:42Then you'd have to make it.
12:44Like a Moroccan man.
12:45Like a Moroccan man.
12:46Oh, you'd hire someone to work with your rain stick.
12:50Is that it?
12:51It's going to be a weird day.
12:53Mm-hmm.
12:53Yeah, it is.
12:54Yeah.
12:56Um, there's a little juice I said.
12:56No.
12:56No, you'd have to go find yourself in an Мнеlaxis.
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