00:23THE CITY IN BRAZIL
00:30This is a brilliant inventor, an aerial professor in his car full of gadgets.
00:34Oh, how cute. Penelope Charmosa, the doll behind the wheel.
00:39Behind her were the Rocha brothers in their stone car.
00:42The haunted coupe.
00:44And the red rod.
00:47And there's Uncle Thomas, champion of dry buildings, and his crybaby co-pilot.
00:51Right behind it, the evil machine, with its cunning steering wheel full of bad intentions.
00:55Dick Dastardly and his assistant Mousley, always ready to pull off a con.
01:02They dropped it!
01:03Well, that's just a figure of speech.
01:05Of course, they were tied to a post by Dick Dastardly's henchman.
01:08And in his excitement, he shifted into the wrong gear.
01:11Now it's for real. Off to another crazy race.
01:17In today's race, the whirlwind drivers will chase their goal all the way to western Virginia.
01:26The Virginia Grand Prix.
01:34And off they go.
01:35Taking the lead right away, we see the beautiful knob of the steering wheel.
01:39Peter Perfeito in car number nine, which is the ultimate in precision mechanical engineering.
01:50In second place is Uncle Thomas's steam-powered cart.
01:53And in third place is...
01:56This...
01:56In third place is...
02:01In third place is...
02:04This...
02:04Ah yes, I'll run over the winner and his sawtooth co-pilot.
02:08Fourthly, the disciple of evil.
02:10Dick Dastardly.
02:14Did you forget about the despicable one?
02:16Now I'm going to sabotage the crazy drivers in front of me.
02:35This, my dear friend, is the hottest car competing in the race.
02:40Hi, hi, hi.
02:55It's better to trade that bear for a donkey, your lousy competitor.
03:02Ah, I think you'd better shut your mouth, you swindler.
03:09With all the demons, are we going to lose this race?
03:13Are we drifting like a log in a river current?
03:21I think that's an excellent idea, Chorão.
03:24Thus, using his knowledge of the field, Uncle Thomas drives his car back into the race.
03:31Now I'm going to eliminate Peter Perfect and first place will be all mine.
03:50Fortunately for him, I wasn't at a crossroads.
03:52Nothing can stop us now.
03:55We will win this race, without a doubt.
03:58If you do another show like that, you'll walk the whole way there, you hear?
04:10Do you see what you did driving in the back seat?
04:14Speak up and get us out of here, come on!
04:17Say something!
04:18Pull a lever!
04:31Listen, Mouto, if you laugh one more time, I swear I'll do something so funny it will...
04:37Kill him, you hear?
04:39Ah, what do we have here?
04:42Caution, road under construction.
04:46Just look...
04:47Wow, so much heavy equipment!
04:50I know exactly what to do with it.
04:55And now, the erratic drivers will face a bumpy part of the course.
05:00It looks like the magic car of the flying professor is starting to change.
05:06It seems to be good.
05:07The professor shows up with each one.
05:10I don't think the death squad can handle the climbs.
05:14Alright, guys, everyone out and push the car.
05:18Oh my goodness, boss!
05:20Is it necessary?
05:21Or would you prefer that I talk to Bonnie about you?
05:29Follow that car!
05:41Oh my goodness, boss!
05:47Oh my goodness, boss!
05:50You want?
05:54Every man for himself, folks!
06:05Very good, guys!
06:07Where are we, guys?
06:08We're here, boss!
06:10Up here on top of this ridiculously awesome car!
06:13It's so hot in here, boss!
06:26Well, let's get back to our plans, Boutley.
06:29I have a feeling I'm going to have another dishonest idea.
06:36Oh, damn it, sun!
06:39Very good, Boutley!
06:41When I say "go," pull the lever, you hear?
06:44Already!
06:47No, no, not that one, you idiot, not that one!
06:51Do something!
06:53Come on, Boutley!
06:56Turn mine on, Boutley!
07:01Ah!
07:03Ah!
07:06Ah!
07:14Meanwhile, the Rocha Brothers are trying to get ahead of the army vehicle.
07:36So, what's going on?
07:47Now, get ready, Last One, and they'll become flatter than a sheet of paper.
07:53Hi, hi, hi, hi!
07:54Here comes one of them!
07:57And now?
08:00Oh no!
08:22Oops, it looks like Penelope Pitstop has a problem with her car.
08:26Oh my God, what could have happened?
08:31Could it have been caused by this part?
08:36No, no, no, it wasn't that piece.
08:39Hopefully, this is the other piece here.
08:42No.
08:44Could this be it?
08:46Neither.
08:47And this one?
09:00Ah, there you are, you little car maker.
09:05Luckily, it was just a hair clip.
09:09Ready.
09:10I think that fixes everything.
09:14And so, with her usual femininity, Penelope returns to the race, with plenty of time and parts to spare.
09:21Meanwhile, Peter Perfect speeds into a tunnel, unaware that Dick Dastardly is waiting for him.
09:27on the other side.
09:28Bait and all.
09:31Now we're going fishing, Putley, and we're going to catch a terrible turbine car.
09:42It seems Dick Dastardly was caught by his own bait.
09:52That way we'll never win.
09:54Unless...
09:56A coup, isn't it, boss?
09:58No, you idiot.
09:59Unless we throw away unnecessary weight.
10:03I didn't say that coming in first place is a good thing.
10:07The cars continue their back-and-forth movement, vying for first place.
10:11It seems like anyone can win at this point.
10:14They are approaching the finish line.
10:16And the death squad has the police on its trail.
10:19And it's the death squad that arrives first.
10:22Peter Perfect in second place, Penelope Char, and us in third.
10:29At a remote point outside Albuquerque, a freight train is speeding in the opposite direction, with a strange rebound.
10:39Hey, stop the train!
10:41Let me out of here!
10:43Stop the train!
10:55And off they go again.
10:57The mad race continues.
10:59And each ticket holder is determined to win it.
11:02They compete for positions and try to get ahead of the other competitors.
11:06The death squad uses the tactic of being on the road.
11:09The Red Baron attempts a dangerous attack.
11:14Uncle Thomas puts his jet-powered acceleration into action.
11:19And that damned pouf makes the race catch fire.
11:23It's going to be a tough test, my friend.
11:25But wait a minute.
11:27Did the traffic light turn red?
11:31The race only starts next week.
11:34Next week?
11:35Ah, then I'll have time to pull off a great heist.
11:39Oh, the lightning!
11:40Twice the lightning!
11:47The race only starts next week.
