00:00Nikki. Dana. Let's go, baby. What do you think we got today? Culinary. What is that? Food. Oh, no, no. I thought you meant like colonial times. Culinary? Culinary. They kind of sound the same. Or like colon. I meant colon. We're talking history. Again. Great. What do you think it is? World War II. Let's fucking go. What were the two powers called? You had the Allies? Yep. Axis? Yep.
00:29I feel like you're a World War II guy. I know a little bit. Have you ever noticed that Allies also is like alleys? Like the name Alley? I've been with a few alleys, but I never realized that. Yeah. I just noticed that now. Wait. I mean, you could technically pronounce it alleys. I know. That wouldn't be incorrect. No. And also like bowling alleys. That might be. And then there's a strike in Axis. Yeah. I want you to first tell me who is on the Allied side. USA? England? Yep.
00:59I know we saved France. Yep. Were they an ally? I think so. Was Russia our boy? Russia was our boy. Let's go. I'm pretty sure that's the main four. Okay. I think. That's a solid four. Who are we stepping into the ring with? Obviously Nazi Germany. Yep. Pearl Harbor was the Japanese. Yep. Give me one more. Was China involved?
01:21China was probably involved, but they're not important in this war, to my knowledge. Was Cuba involved? Cuba was not involved, but we can put them in. Let's put them in there just in case.
01:32Oh my God. My own people. Yes. Fucking Italy. Yeah, Italy, man. That was Mussolini and shit, right? Yeah, Mussolini, the big moose. I know you're the teacher, but I think they hung him by his balls. Did you know that? Moose? Yeah. I didn't know that.
01:43Ah, so basically, we threw Cuba in there just to make it four on four. Four on four. Yeah. 1939. This little fucking guy, this clown, named Adolf Hitler.
01:53Why is he so angry? Because he's small. He is, I believe he was pretty small. But why else was he angry?
02:00I think the Germans got smoked in World War I. Nicky, you know your shit. Like, after the war, I think they were like, yo, you guys are cut off from the rest of the world.
02:08That's one way, I think that's a way to put it. Okay. I don't really know. You want me to teach you this one?
02:18Is that, well, what you said didn't really make any sense. Well, like, the whole world is like, fuck you guys, you started World War I, like, eat shit and die.
02:26Really? I'm pretty sure. Wow. Yeah. Alright, well, why'd they do that? Because they started the war. Really?
02:33Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Okay. Alright, I gotta, I gotta back it up. You're teaching me.
02:38Alright. What am I doing? Alright, I asked you a question and I don't know the answers.
02:41I think I had the answer to your question and now you don't know what to do next.
02:44I don't. I don't.
02:46Hitler started a coup, which I don't know what that is. But it's a word that has a P on the end of it.
02:52Coup. Yeah. Okay.
02:53Which I believe is like, uh, you know, you get your boys together and you're starting a revolution type shit.
02:58He got imprisoned for that. When he was in prison, what did he write?
03:02My, my, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine is the first word.
03:12Alright, it's a German word. Mine means my.
03:14How the fuck? Okay. My take?
03:17My, no. Mein Kampf.
03:24You expecting me to guess that?
03:25It's filled with, with really horrible shit and all these German scumbags, they basically start to buy into Hitler's, you know, he's, whatever.
03:35He's selling, they're buying. Okay?
03:37Once he's out of prison, he becomes the guy. I think.
03:41Germany's building guns. They're rearming their army. They're, they're building a bunch of shit to get ready for war.
03:47And, uh, and America knows this. All the big powers know this, but we're kind of ignoring them. We're like, we don't want the smoke.
03:55But Germany wants smoke. Where do they invade?
03:57I think it's Poland, right?
03:58Yeah, uh, I don't know. I didn't write that down.
04:02Maybe it was Russia.
04:04Who's Russia's leader at this point?
04:05It's gotta be like Putin's dad or some shit.
04:10Right? Don't they just like pass that shit down?
04:12I don't think it was Putin. I know it ends in an I-N.
04:15Sounds like Putin.
04:16I think it was Joseph Stalin or John Lennon. I can't remember which one.
04:19Why do I feel like Stalin was also Italy?
04:21Stalin was Mussolini. Or Mussolini was Italy.
04:25I know it ends in an I-N. It was either John Lennon or Joseph Stalin.
04:29I know Stalin was in it. Stalin was in it.
04:31But there was a John Lennon, too.
04:33John Lennon? Yes.
04:34The singer?
04:34The singer?
04:42Joseph Lennon. Joseph Lennon.
04:45There was a Joseph Lennon and a Joseph Stalin.
04:47I don't know which one was which.
04:49Should I Siri it?
04:51Look it up. Can't you? Yeah.
04:52Who was the leader of Russia in 1940?
04:54It was definitely Joseph Stalin or Joseph Lennon.
04:57Joseph Stalin.
04:58It was Stalin. All right. See? I knew it ended in an I-N.
05:01We got the Battle of Britain, which is Britain versus Germany.
05:04What's Germany's aircraft people called?
05:07Nazis?
05:10Yes.
05:11What is their air force called, though?
05:14Air Nazis?
05:15Stop.
05:18Stop. Come on.
05:21Stick with me here.
05:22Oh, my God. I know how Francis feels.
05:25That just hit me.
05:27I now know how Francis feels.
05:29Jesus Christ.
05:30All right.
05:30They're called the Luftwaffe.
05:32How am I supposed to know that?
05:34I'm just educating you.
05:35Okay. Okay.
05:36Here we go.
05:36Now we get to the good shit.
05:37What are you laughing at?
05:41You.
05:42What does this say?
05:43USA.
05:45When do we step in, Nicky?
05:46Pearl Harbor.
05:47Yep.
05:47They come in the middle of the night, I think, or the morning.
05:51Could be either.
05:52I think it was Sunday because everyone was at church.
05:54Is that true?
05:55Pretty sure that's true.
05:56In the morning?
05:57Yeah.
05:57When we see that, we're like, okay.
06:00You don't want to smoke?
06:01We'll come in.
06:02Who's our president?
06:05I'm asking you.
06:06I don't know.
06:07Was it Roosevelt?
06:08Either him or Eisenhower.
06:09Who was the president of the United States during World War II?
06:12I think it was FDR.
06:13It was Rosie.
06:14Roosevelt.
06:14Okay.
06:15In America, basically, he's like, let's put our balls on the table.
06:18Saving Private Ryan.
06:19Shout out Woody.
06:21Who's that?
06:22Because I'm like the guy who played Woody.
06:24The main character of Saving Private Ryan.
06:27Tom Brady.
06:28Hanks.
06:31I was thinking of the guy that rubs a lot.
06:35Forrest Gump.
06:36Yeah.
06:37Think of that movie.
06:38What's a very important scene?
06:42When he's lying on the ground shooting at the table with his pistol?
06:45Not yet.
06:46Normandy.
06:47Yeah.
06:47Come on.
06:48I mean, it's a four-hour movie.
06:49So, essentially, that kind of is our introduction into the war.
06:52We stormed the beaches, and from there, we're kind of fucking dominating.
06:55I'm not going.
06:56Like, we got the Pacific going on.
06:58We got Europe going on.
07:00But, all in all, our army's so strong, and our air fleets is so strong.
07:04I'm making this up.
07:06It sounds great.
07:07I don't know how accurate this is.
07:08We could have been getting banged up, and I would have no idea.
07:11What is the major city that we finally take where we beat the Germans and Hitler kills himself?
07:20Got to be Berlin, right?
07:21Yep.
07:21Let's go, baby.
07:23You ever drink German beers?
07:25Stella?
07:27Could be.
07:28Yeah.
07:28That doesn't sound German.
07:30I love German beers.
07:31I'm thinking more of Leaning Kugels.
07:33That sounds good.
07:34I could go for Leaning Kugels.
07:35Or a Luftwaffe.
07:36A Luftwaffe?
07:37I think I'm thinking of the Air Force again.
07:40Maybe it's the LinkedIn.
07:41Did you just make that up?
07:42Yeah.
07:43We got our boy, Big Op, comes in, and he's like, we got the bombs.
07:49Where do we drop them?
07:50Japan, because they don't quit.
07:52What does that mean?
07:53Like, they don't surrender.
07:55Yeah, I think you're right, yeah.
07:57Hiroshima.
07:58Nagasaki.
07:59Nagasaki.
07:59Yeah, I think that was in a Lil Wayne lyric once.
08:01Is that where they get Sake Bomb from?
08:04Maybe.
08:05Oh!
08:06It originated around World War II with American soldiers.
08:08Oh, God.
08:09So, essentially, that ends the war.
08:12I think you did a good job.
08:13I think you taught me more than I taught you today.
08:15You taught me about Sake Bomb.
08:17Well, no.
08:18Your phone did.
08:19Yes.
08:19All right.
08:20Thank you, Dana.
08:21Go, man.
08:24Go, man.
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