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Your Friends and Neighbors S01 Episode 8 Engsub
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00:06It makes total sense.
00:09Coop and Sam run into each other at a bar, or at a party, barbecue.
00:14They've both been cheated on.
00:16He's hot, she's hot.
00:18They're both lonely, they're both drunk.
00:21Low-hanging fruit.
00:23The only surprise would be if they didn't start fucking.
00:27So then time goes by.
00:28I don't know, three months, six months.
00:30They keep it quiet because, you know, Mal and Paul and everyone else.
00:35But then Paul finds out about it.
00:37He goes after Coop, and Coop kills him.
00:41Self-defense, crime of passion, something.
00:43That's ridiculous.
00:45Unless someone shows me incontrovertible evidence, I just won't believe that Coop's a murderer.
00:50I mean, come on, we've all known him for years.
00:52Yeah, but somehow none of us knew about him and Sam hooking up, right?
00:56I'm just saying, we don't know everything there is to know about Coop.
00:59Or Sam, apparently.
01:01Paul's been cheating on her for years.
01:03He's being a bastard about the divorce.
01:04Maybe she just snapped and killed him.
01:06Or, most likely, someone unrelated.
01:09I mean, who knows what Paul may have been into.
01:11Sam was up in Boston with her parents when it happened.
01:13I'm sure the police checked her alibi.
01:15Grace, did you speak to Mel?
01:16Left her voicemail.
01:17Been tied up.
01:18Oh my God!
01:19That's right.
01:20How's Barney doing?
01:21Well, he's home, which is good, I guess.
01:25Ugh, dislocated shoulder, cracked rib.
01:28Now this.
01:29I'm keeping him sedated for my own sanity.
01:31Is anyone else noticing an uptick in violence around here?
01:34I mean, what the hell?
01:35I spoke to Mel last night.
01:37She's pissed at him, but she's also pretty sure that he's innocent.
01:40He's the father of her children, of course she is.
01:42He didn't look innocent when they arrested him.
01:43No one looks innocent in handcuffs.
01:45Like I said, it could have been someone else entirely.
01:48Or a mistake.
01:49Murder is always a mistake.
01:50One should not do anything one cannot talk about after dinner.
01:53Oscar Wilde said that.
01:55What?
01:57I'm telling you, Paul walked in on him, things got heated.
02:01Bam.
02:01Paul's got his skanky waitress, why would he care?
02:04Men are territorial.
02:05Bro code.
02:06Whatever.
02:07So your theory is that Coop is having sex with Sam in her house,
02:10not at all deterred by the fact that she's 200 miles away.
02:12And while they're defying the laws of physics with this long-distance fuckfest,
02:16Paul, who no longer lives there, nevertheless walks in on them.
02:19And in the scenario you've concocted,
02:21Coop, who has never shot a gun in his life,
02:23has a gun that he has never owned on him,
02:26or near him, since he's ostensibly not wearing any pants.
02:30I'm not saying I have all the answers.
02:31They were fuck buddies.
02:33You don't kill over a fuck buddy.
02:35You don't know that it wasn't more than that.
02:36Coop was not in love with Samantha Levitt.
02:38How do you know?
02:39Because he's still in love with Mel.
02:42If Coop was going to kill anyone,
02:45he would have killed Nick a long time ago,
02:47but he didn't.
02:48You know why?
02:48Because Coop's not a murderer.
02:50This whole situation is just beyond.
02:53He just stood there at the memorial service
02:58like everything was perfectly fine.
03:00Because he didn't do it.
03:02Of course.
03:06Or he's a sociopath.
03:07Well, okay, Suze, really?
03:10What the...
03:12So are we still going to Miller's Cancer Gala?
03:15Absolutely.
03:15Oh, please.
03:16Yeah.
03:21A paper shadow in a house of stone
03:26The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
03:32I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
03:36Till I look back at the smoke
03:40You can't keep up with the Joneses
03:45Don't wanna run for the roses
03:50I got my pocket opposing
03:55Sometimes I wonder why
03:57Sometimes I wonder why
04:00I just don't have the Joneses
04:05Don't wanna smell their dying roses
04:10I got my pocket full of pulses
04:16I don't keep up with the Joneses
04:20I don't know why
05:18I get these stupid things
05:41Mr. Cooper...
05:43Mr. Cooper...
05:46Remember Andy?
05:48Andrew Cooper...
05:49Yes, sir.
05:50Yes, Your Honor.
05:51You've had the opportunity to confer with your attorney and you understand the charges
05:54against you?
05:55Yes, Your Honor.
05:56And you're entering a plea of not guilty?
05:58Yes, Your Honor.
05:58So recorded.
05:59Lawyers, see my clerk next door to confirm the trial date.
06:03Bail is set at $250,000.
06:32So, what happens now?
06:33Judge, it'll give us a month or so for discovery before we go to trial.
06:36The prosecutor's a lightweight.
06:37There'll probably be a deal to be made.
06:39I don't want a deal.
06:40Seize yourself.
06:41I didn't kill him, Kat.
06:42I didn't ask.
06:43Well, why the fuck not?
06:47Can you give us a minute?
06:53What?
06:53Why?
06:54Why didn't you ask?
06:55Why?
06:55Because it doesn't matter.
06:56I was set up.
06:58Okay?
06:59I'm telling you.
06:59A lot of people hated Paul.
07:01It could have been Sam.
07:01It could have been anyone who found out we were involved.
07:04I mean, I'm the perfect scapegoat.
07:07That's not how cases are won in real life.
07:08Then how?
07:09Well, traditionally, not by blackmailing your attorney.
07:12Look, we chip away at their case.
07:14Attacking them on procedure, chain of evidence, witness credibility, and evidence.
07:17The expert testimony.
07:19And if we do it well, we establish reasonable doubt.
07:21You think you can do all that?
07:23The gun in your car is going to be tricky.
07:24Kat.
07:25I don't lose.
07:27Go.
07:31Your bail has been sorted out.
07:33I'll have preliminary discovery by Thursday.
07:35In the meantime, for God's sake, try to stay out of trouble.
08:02You want to get the car that goes with these?
08:20Andy?
08:28Thanks, Dad.
08:52Here.
08:52I thought you might be hungry.
08:54Made you a turkey sandwich.
08:58I'm not sure what you eat these days, but that used to be your favorite.
09:12It's gonna be okay.
09:14Dad, I'm not sure that it is.
09:21Well, let's get you home.
09:24You look like you could use a shower and a nap.
09:29Just draw me off at Mel's.
09:45You want me to wait?
09:46I'll be fine.
09:48Hey, where did you get the money for the bail?
09:51Matt, hurry.
09:54Dad, you're gonna get killed on the taxes.
09:57It is what it is.
10:00All right, Mom.
10:01I'll pay you back.
10:03Hey.
10:04I'd say you got bigger fish to fry.
10:34What are you doing here?
10:36It's Tuesday.
10:39Come on, Mel.
10:41I just want to talk to the kids.
10:44About what?
10:44I don't know.
10:45Maybe ask how school's going.
10:46Maybe to tell them that their father's not a murderer.
10:49Come on, Mel.
10:50You know me.
10:51Come on.
10:51You know I wouldn't do anything like this.
10:53No, I don't know anything.
10:56I don't know what you've been up to.
10:57I don't know who you're fucking.
10:58I don't know why a few days ago your kids and I watched you get beaten half to death.
11:04All I know is you've been arrested for murder.
11:09So until I know something different, I don't want you around them.
11:13You've put them through enough.
11:28This was once my house.
11:32This was once my entire world.
11:39It was amazing, really, the infinite amount of times the same damn thing could break your heart.
11:49Hello?
11:50Hello?
11:52Oh, uh, you're back early.
11:54Um, I thought that if I just pushed it into piles, it would look cleaner.
11:59But then I found some old records and...
12:02Yeah, it's a lot.
12:05How you feeling?
12:06Like I just spent the night in jail.
12:08How about you?
12:09You know, same old, same old.
12:12Well, let's get a bunch of garbage bags and start cleaning it up.
12:16Okay.
12:18Uh, we should probably start in the basement, cause the cops really fucked it up.
12:24Okay.
12:39If the cops had found the money, it would have come up in the interrogation.
12:43I didn't have time to contemplate the irony of getting robbed.
12:47I just wanted my money back.
12:51Hey!
12:52Where is she?
12:53She's busy.
12:54Lou!
12:55Hey!
12:55Lou!
12:56She don't wanna see you, man.
12:57Do I look like I give a shit?
12:58What?
12:59You fucking kidding me?
13:01Come on!
13:02Huh?
13:02Come on!
13:03Come on!
13:04What are you gonna do with that?
13:05Put it down, poop.
13:08Come inside, we'll talk like people.
13:12I'm here.
13:18I got five minutes.
13:20I got a meat stew on the stove.
13:22Did you rob me?
13:27I don't rob people.
13:29I sit here in my chair and people like you bring me things.
13:33Well, my money is gone.
13:34You're in a cash business.
13:36It happens.
13:39Christian.
13:40Christian took his pound of flesh.
13:42You told him where to find me.
13:43Yes, I did.
13:45After I talked him out of killing you.
13:47Which was what was gonna happen.
13:49From what I can see, you got off light.
13:51You could've warned me.
13:52I did.
13:53I told you no art.
13:55But you only hear what you wanna hear.
13:57There are rules to this game.
13:59You need to learn them.
14:01You disrespected Christian.
14:03He responded.
14:05Action, reaction.
14:06The slate is clean.
14:08He'll do business now.
14:09But from what I hear, you've got bigger problems.
14:12And just when you were starting to show some real promise.
14:18My stew's burning.
14:20Hey, I didn't kill anyone.
14:24That just makes it even more pathetic.
14:28Don't come back here.
14:48Mhm.
14:57Gladys!
15:03His mom is having to go to his own house.
15:05He's making the place.
15:06Yep.
15:07He's making it.
15:08Y'know what?
15:08Not the bad girl, but the way.
15:10How are you?
15:11You're on my side, you're on my side.
15:20I can get you a job, if you want.
15:24Oh.
15:28All right.
15:30See you next time.
15:32No.
15:32No.
15:33No.
15:34No.
15:37No.
15:39No.
15:41Please, Feliz.
15:42I'll change your pants.
15:43Hey.
15:45Be careful with how I speak.
15:49So I speak when I'm careful.
15:58Hey.
15:59Hey.
16:06You okay?
16:08I just feel like we just stopped getting scared at from us being a thing, you know?
16:16Well, hold your head up. You didn't do anything wrong.
16:20I feel like I shouldn't have sent them to school.
16:22Well, you didn't send them. They went.
16:24This is a coffee shop? Imagine what it feels like in high school.
16:29I'm gonna tell them they can come home.
16:31If they need to come home, they'll come home.
16:43You know what? It's taking too long.
16:45Come on, let's go down to Phil's.
16:46Sir, we're almost there.
16:47Well, then we'll wait another ten minutes for the damn coffee. Come on, let's go.
16:51Yeah, I appreciate that.
17:00I just...
17:02I don't even know how to begin to unravel this.
17:06I know that it's complicated, but I just...
17:08Is it complicated?
17:10Yeah.
17:11You fuck Coop.
17:12I fuck Nick.
17:13Maybe you should fuck Nick, and I can fuck somebody else.
17:16So that's your takeaway from all of this?
17:18Mel, Coop killed my husband.
17:19He didn't kill anybody.
17:21You don't know.
17:22He's been in a really dark place.
17:25Fucking my ex-husband doesn't make you some kind of expert on him.
17:27I understand this is hard for you to accept, but Coop and I were very close.
17:31Yeah?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Well, I just fuck with him.
17:34So maybe you weren't quite as close as you think.
17:36I'm sorry, what?
17:37Glass houses Nick.
17:38What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
17:41So why are you so angry at me then?
17:43What? You lied to me.
17:45I was scared to tell you. There is a difference.
17:47There's a reason you were scared to tell me.
17:49Can we don't talk so well, please?
17:49Why were you scared to tell me?
17:51Mel, I am still your friend.
17:54You're not my friend, you're a gold digging widow
17:55who's trying to milk every last drop of sympathy
17:58over a dead husband you fucking hated.
18:01Oh shit.
18:03No, Mel.
18:04Fuck you.
18:05Mel, stop, please.
18:12Nick.
18:13Fuck you, Mel.
18:20Oh shit.
18:23Close the door!
18:25Do yourel?
18:31Decaul coop.
18:51What? What are they looking at?
18:53What, is it my dad?
18:57No. It's your mom.
19:01Sympathy over a dead husband fucking hated.
19:04Oh, shit!
19:06No, Mary, come on. Fuck you!
19:34You saw the video? Yeah.
19:40My dad's out on bail. My mom's throwing down in coffee shops.
19:46Well, on the plus side, you're gonna have a killer college essay.
19:52If it's any consolation, everyone's parents are bucked up to one degree or another.
20:00The thing is, you're not.
20:04Have you met me?
20:12Sorry, sorry. I thought you were...
20:14Idiot.
20:36I was cleaning. I found this. It's yours. I thought I'd drop it off to you.
20:44You've had that for, like, 15 years.
20:47Yeah. And I also thought we could talk.
20:50We can't. Not here. Just call me.
20:54I have been calling. And texting.
20:58Ali, I have a family. I can't just talk whenever I want to.
21:01You put me in a really uncomfortable position.
21:07Well, um...
21:08Do you want your record back?
21:10What?
21:11No. Keep the fucking record. Just...
21:14I'll call you.
21:16But don't come back here again.
21:44Remember, Sally, when I promised to kill you at last?
21:47That's what I meant. You did!
21:49I lied.
21:50Lose the line!
21:55So now you don't have a car.
22:06Oh, Nick. What are you doing here?
22:09Like, every time I get my bearings, one of them just blows up my life.
22:12I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them?
22:14Yeah.
22:15It's kind of terrifying when you realize you're the grown-up.
22:18But I'm not.
22:20That's my point. I still need them to be my goddamn parents.
22:24Sounds like they're too wrapped up in their own dramas to really do the job.
22:27Right, and fuck all of these people who just assume he's guilty.
22:30My dad may be a fuck-up, but he's not a murderer. I mean, Jesus.
22:38What?
22:38What?
22:40What?
22:41He didn't do it.
22:42It's perfectly natural for you to feel that way, but you can't actually know that, right?
22:47I know my father.
22:48I just think it's important for you to understand why some people might believe he did it.
22:53He was fucking the guy's wife.
22:55Okay, can we please not talk about who my dad is fucking?
22:57The cops would have never arrested a rich, white guy like your dad unless they...
22:59You cannot be serious.
23:00Some evidence to back it up.
23:02Plus, he does have a history of violence.
23:04He's not violent at all.
23:07He punched me in the dick.
23:11You're unbelievable.
23:13Come on.
23:14Get out of my way.
23:15Hey, he's his brother.
23:16You have his back.
23:18I have yours.
23:19Trust me.
23:20I trust the college guy dating a high school girl.
23:23Get out of my way.
23:23Tori, just quit being a drama queen.
23:25Agh!
23:27Agh!
23:29Agh!
23:31Agh!
23:31Agh!
23:50Agh!
23:52Agh!
23:59Agh!
24:00Agh!
24:03Agh!
24:04Agh!
24:06Agh!
24:06Agh!
24:06Agh!
24:06Agh!
24:07Agh!
24:07Agh!
24:07Agh!
24:07Agh!
24:07Agh!
24:09Agh!
24:17Agh!
24:18Agh!
24:20Agh!
24:23Nick, what are you doing here?
24:25I came to punch Coop in the face.
24:27Oh, you and me both.
24:29No, bullshit.
24:30It's your good arm in the sling.
24:32Like I'd waste my good arm on you.
24:37Gentlemen, things being what they are,
24:39I suggest we go out and get well and truly hammered.
25:01Bein' a success ain't no fun.
25:04Bein' a success ain't no fun.
25:07Bein' a success ain't no fun.
25:10Bein' a success ain't no fun.
25:12Yeah, tonight's been unbelievable.
25:14We didn't even know where we came from.
25:18It happens everywhere we go.
25:20Don't you ever wonder why he's always in a good mood?
25:23That is why.
25:24So you guys talk things out?
25:26Not at all.
25:26But I'm a little short on friends these days.
25:29Maybe stop getting them hit by cars.
25:35I gotta say,
25:37the booze is mixing nicely with my Vicodin.
25:40Okay, excuse me.
25:41All right, fellas.
25:43Uh-oh.
25:43There we go.
25:44Oh, these are from them.
25:46Thank you, ladies.
25:47Oh, ladies.
25:49Lift them high and drain them dry.
25:51All right, here we go.
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:55Mmm, decent.
25:56Hey, B, you tell Coop about the pool?
25:59No.
26:00Sorry, what's this?
26:01It's gonna sound worse than it is.
26:03There's a Coop Conviction Pool?
26:04Wow.
26:05Actually, now that he says it out loud,
26:06it sounds pretty fucking bad.
26:07Okay, what's the action?
26:09I don't know.
26:10You're my friend.
26:11I stayed out of it.
26:12Barney?
26:12What?
26:13Well, I'm with Nick.
26:16Fine, but I took innocence.
26:17There it is.
26:18Oh, I parlayed it for reasonable doubt.
26:20Smart play.
26:20Jules has you down for murder one.
26:22Oh, ladies got balls.
26:24Coop!
26:25I don't believe it.
26:26I don't believe it.
26:26Oh, my God.
26:28Look at the catch right there.
26:29Hey, Coop.
26:30So great to see you.
26:31How you doing?
26:32Holy shit.
26:33You're Nick Brandis.
26:34I am.
26:34Toby and Josh used to work for me.
26:36And the place has become a shit show without you, man.
26:38Oh, come on.
26:39That can't be true.
26:40Nah, get fucking serious, man.
26:41I don't know what you heard, but Rome is burning.
26:43It's a Swiss.
26:44They're threatening to pull out.
26:44Is that right?
26:45Totally.
26:45Jack is losing his shit over it.
26:47Dude, this is awesome.
26:49I wore your number in college.
26:50Yeah, you played?
26:51Yeah, D3, man.
26:52I'm very, very white.
26:53But I bought two of your fucking toilets.
26:56Changed my life.
26:57Oh, well, you, man.
26:58Yeah.
26:59Should we get a waiter over here?
27:01I'm buying these motherfuckers some drinks.
27:03Keep it coming, fellas.
27:04Hey, hey, hey.
27:06I take it from your general demeanor.
27:08You boys are on cocaine.
27:14Yeah, that's a good stuff.
27:17I mean, I think I could get past the fact that she cheated on me,
27:19but it's almost as if she's angry at me that she cheated.
27:22You know what I mean?
27:24Oh.
27:25Hey, you get those murder charges cleared up, you man?
27:28I'm working on it.
27:29I've been here.
27:30You did six months for tax evasion.
27:31It was nine months.
27:32It was fucking worth it.
27:34It was in Otisville, which is basically like a fucking summer camp.
27:37I worked on my tennis game and came out with some serious fucking contacts.
27:41Nothing but whales up there.
27:42I'm doing deals with three of them now.
27:43Fuck yeah, dude.
27:44You should go to Otisville, man.
27:46Yeah, or maybe I'll just get a fucking acquittal.
27:49This is the best I've felt in ages.
27:52Hey, buddy.
27:53Take it easy there.
27:54Oh, take it easy.
27:55No, no, no.
27:56There's no...
27:57There's not taking it easy.
28:00I'm back.
28:02Okay.
28:03Troy boy's back.
28:04Troy boy's back.
28:06Troy boy's back.
28:07Troy boy's back.
28:07Back again.
28:08Troy boy's back.
28:11Shit, buddy.
28:12Buddy?
28:14Ow.
28:15excuse me.
28:16obligently.
28:18Oh!
28:19Yeah, hey!
28:21Oh!
28:22Oh!
28:23Whoa!
28:23Oh!
28:26Oh!
28:30Yo!
28:31Whoa!
28:31Oh!
28:34Whoa!
28:34Oh!
28:35Whoa!
28:35Whoa!
28:36Watch out
28:36Don't you want to meet a white guy?
28:40Then give me just a minute, man.
28:44Why do you miss a man from a young man?
28:50Don't give it just a little more time.
28:55Big ass and a pretty face.
28:57Hit me on.
28:58I'm a gay face.
28:59Big watch.
29:00I'm a little case.
29:01You'll be gone.
29:02He'll get you on my way.
29:04I'll be real big.
29:05Think for a place.
29:06Out of space.
29:08Legendary area.
29:09Legendary below.
29:10So loud.
29:11So loud.
29:12So loud.
29:53You
30:24So, this whole murder thing.
30:28Yeah?
30:28I gotta say, I didn't see it coming.
30:33You, uh, think you're gonna beat it?
30:42You, uh, you...
30:42Barney.
30:44We are shitfaced on a golf course at midnight.
30:47So, why don't you ask me what you wanna ask me?
30:51Because I don't wanna ask you.
30:54And here's the scary thing.
30:59I don't know that I really care.
31:04so if you did do it okay i didn't kill okay okay that's good that's good
31:09that's good what let the record show i didn't ask
31:23are you scared that's a stupid question i'm sorry
31:33how's the renovation going i almost burned it down the other night
31:38are you in trouble on it what i honestly can't tell we've got rooms in this house we've never
31:46even used now we're building more grace spends too much i spend too much it's like a bodily
31:55function at this point we eat we drink we buy all this shit then we talk about the shit we
32:01bought
32:02and then we talk about other shit we're gonna buy and then we go by that
32:10sometimes i just walk around the house and i i just look at the sheer volume of shit we have
32:16and it fucking mystifies me i mean when did we become these people you know like when did
32:22when did our lives get so empty
32:28now we have to constantly stuff them full of all this shit
32:38i don't know what happened to me i don't think any of us do buddy
32:46something's going on with you you don't have to tell me why
32:51but i just wanted you to know
32:55that i know
32:58i don't know what i know
33:05something happened to me man i don't even know if i can explain it
33:10i got fired and the ground just shifted everything i thought i knew
33:15that was solid fucking permanent just
33:20i i don't know i don't know i was wrong about all the rules it turns out there are no
33:29rules
33:35so anyway i've been breaking into people's houses and stealing stuff from
34:01oh fuck my car where is it
34:06it's impounded and i have to go see cat in the city today
34:09oh that's cool i'll send wally back for you after he drops me off
34:13you sure wally are you good working today
34:16yeah you got it nick problem solved
34:18god bless you all right fellas
34:23thank you last night was
34:27something
34:27yeah let's never do it again
34:55when hunter was four years old
34:57he would come running into our bedroom in the middle of the night
34:59terrified by whatever demons four-year-olds come up with in their dreams
35:04i'd pull him into bed with me
35:05and he'd fall asleep in my arms
35:09that was all it took to make him feel safe
35:12it gets harder when they get older to protect them from all the things that might scare them
35:16or hurt them in any way
35:18but you never stop trying
35:21and then one day you realize the thing that's hurting them
35:23is you
35:25what the hell happened to you
35:30it was a long night
35:34you know i i i i came by to see you yesterday
35:38um told me
35:39well it was nice of her
35:41it would have been nicer if she let you in
35:43look she's just
35:46she's just doing what she thinks is best
35:48you know
35:52but hey pal
35:54i want to tell you i'm sorry
35:56for all this nonsense
35:58at first the divorce
35:59and now this
36:02mess
36:04i never wanted any of this to happen
36:06but i know that doesn't make it any easier on you
36:07so i just wanted to say
36:10i'm sorry
36:11dad
36:13are you going to jail
36:16okay hunter
36:19this is important
36:20whatever else happens i need you to hear this
36:22okay
36:23i did not
36:25kill paul
36:26i had nothing
36:27to do with that
36:28i know you didn't
36:30that's why i came here to tell you that
36:34well i appreciate that
36:38so i'm not going to go to jail
36:40for something i
36:41didn't do
36:42all right
36:44now i have a meeting today with kat resnick
36:47who is the best at what she does
36:51and we're gonna figure this out
36:53okay
36:57you should probably shower first
37:00you stink
37:01thank you
37:02good note
37:05anything else
37:07i have a girlfriend
37:09i have a girlfriend
37:34good morning
37:40rough night
37:54i'll give you a thousand dollars for that cup of coffee
38:02fucking hell grace
38:03i thought you looked bad in the hospital
38:17i know what you're gonna say
38:19doesn't really pay to say it then does it
38:20he's my best friend
38:22grace
38:27i think maybe you need to start coming to terms with the idea that your best friend may go to
38:32prison
38:33for murder
38:34yeah you didn't do it
38:35do you know that
38:36don't you
38:39you don't know everything barney
38:41i know enough
38:48and you do too
38:54i don't even know enough about you
38:56what was that supposed to mean huh
39:08found that in your sweater drawer
39:11please tell me this has nothing to do with coop
39:24you and me barney right
39:28you and me before anyone else
39:33you and me
39:44drink up
39:54i'll run you a bath
40:01morning
40:06hi
40:06how you doing mel
40:09okay
40:10i was hoping we could talk
40:12i do have an 11 o'clock though
40:14your 11 o'clock cancelled
40:18a number of your patients have cancelled
40:24how many
40:29because of coop
40:30no
40:32not because of coop
40:44i can't imagine what you and your family are going through
40:47distress you're under
40:48i'm fine deb
40:49oh i don't think you are
40:51i'm under some pressure
40:53but you assaulted that woman
40:54she hit me first
40:55whoa
40:56is that what i'm supposed to tell the parents of our patients
40:59that it's all fine because she started it
41:01it was self-defense
41:03it was cognitive aggression
41:04okay don't do that
41:05what
41:06don't try to shrink me
41:08i'm trying to have a conversation with you
41:10come on deb
41:12have you ever
41:13in your entire life
41:14just just wanted to hit somebody
41:16of course i have
41:17but i didn't
41:18well maybe you should have
41:19because i gotta tell you
41:20it's a lot more therapeutic
41:21than just wanting to
41:23a moment of self-concordance actually
41:25and isn't that what we try to instill here
41:27in our patients
41:28no
41:28she fucked my husband
41:30and accused him of murder
41:31your ex-husband
41:33what
41:33but whatever
41:36mel
41:36i think right now
41:38you need help
41:40uh-uh
41:42i'm putting you on leave
41:48i'm sorry
41:52like right now
42:04what happened to i don't lose
42:05sometimes a plea deal is a win
42:07not when i didn't do it
42:09come on cat
42:10if this is about me
42:11coercing you
42:12you're not coercing me
42:13you're blackmailing me
42:14and no
42:15regardless of what kind of shit you are
42:17and what kind of slut i am
42:18we raised our kids together
42:20and i actually don't think you killed paul
42:22but
42:22i'm required to lay out your options
42:25i've gone through the discovery
42:26and
42:26as your lawyer i'm telling you
42:29we should consider a plea deal
42:31they had two labs confirm your dna at the crime scene
42:34murder weapon in your trunk
42:36do you have something you want to share
42:38that could help explain some of this
42:42you lied about your relationship with sam
42:44she lied about it too
42:44she was in boston
42:45it was henry's birthday
42:47what
42:47nothing
42:48koop
42:50if we plead
42:51you could be out before hunter graduates college
42:53are you kidding me
42:54i'm trying to help you
42:55by putting me in jail
42:57come on cat
42:58don't fuck me on this
42:59you did that to yourself
43:09koop
43:11i have talks like these
43:12every day
43:13and i have to tell you
43:15i don't think a jury
43:17is going to find you to be truthful
43:19why not
43:19because you're not telling the truth
43:21about what
43:22all of it
43:22i don't believe that you were alone in that nightclub
43:24i don't believe you hung out with your sister afterwards
43:27and i don't believe your blood was on the floor
43:29just because you were fucking sam
43:32whatever it is
43:33that you're not telling me
43:34now
43:34would be a great time to tell me
43:41it's complicated
43:42yeah
43:43because i only handled the really simple murder trials
43:48how'd that gun get in your car
43:49i don't know
43:50bullshit koop
43:51give me something
43:56i told you i didn't kill her
43:58and i told you it doesn't matter
44:02god damn it
44:27thanks man
44:29All right.
44:36Hey.
44:38Is that Nick's car?
44:40Yeah.
44:41My car is currently impounded to possibly be used as evidence against me.
44:47Hey, if this is about Hunter coming over to talk, I didn't think to do...
44:51Wait, Hunter came over to talk?
44:55No.
44:59I can't even get two syllables out of that kid.
45:02Yeah, well...
45:04What can I say?
45:05I have a gift.
45:18I got fired today.
45:21Fuck. Because of me?
45:23I, uh, I'm actually capable of losing my job all by myself.
45:30I, um...
45:32I got in a fight with Sam.
45:35Like an argument?
45:37Yeah, like that.
45:39Then I punched her in the face.
45:41Oh.
45:44Yeah, I know. I saw the video.
45:45What the fuck are you asking me for then?
45:48Because I wanted to hear you say it.
45:50Were you defending my honor?
45:53She called you a murderer.
45:55Yeah, it's kind of getting to where neither one of us can show our faces around here, huh?
46:05You're not one, right?
46:07You're not one, right?
46:07A murderer.
46:09No.
46:10I'm not.
46:12Sorry for asking.
46:14Glad you did.
46:16What does Kat say? Can you beat this thing?
46:18She has floated the idea of a plea bargain, to which I said go fuck yourself.
46:22Good.
46:27How did this become our lives?
46:44You rarely destroy your life in a single moment.
46:50It's usually a series of moments over time.
46:55When reality finally came crashing down on me, I could see every one of those moments perfectly lined up,
47:00as if it was all by my own design.
47:26So the question wasn't, how did this happen to me?
47:29The only real question was, how the fuck did I not see it coming?
47:47Is it?
48:16What is it coming to me?
48:16I can compare them to me, and I can tell you the real story on me.
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