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Your Friends and Neighbors S01 Episode 7 Engsub
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00:00You
00:18Diamonds have no inherent value. We know this and yet the Van Cleef & Arpels snowflake choker retails for roughly
00:24the same price as a Rolls-Royce
00:25Why are diamonds so pricey? It's the result of the most successful cartel in modern history telling the Sherman Act
00:32to go fuck itself
00:32And an 80-year-old marketing campaign that linked compressed carbon to eternal love
00:37They say a diamond is forever, but as recent events have borne out, forever isn't what it used to be
01:02You
01:07You
01:08You
01:08You
01:09You
01:23You
01:33You
01:36What are you doing here?
01:38We live here.
01:39Coming for breakfast, Coop?
01:41Uh, you don't live here.
01:45Neither do you.
01:57Ah, the negotiator.
02:03Pass the syrup.
02:06The syrup.
02:08Go fuck yourself.
02:14You really ought to get better at sharing.
02:16Get out of here.
02:17Relax, Coop.
02:19We're all family.
02:20I'll fucking kill you.
02:22You can't kill me, Coop.
02:25Because you're already dead.
02:35Hey, look who's up.
02:39Hi, Daddy.
02:41Hey, kiddo.
02:43How are you feeling?
02:45Pretty good, actually.
02:47That's because the doctors gave you all that morphine.
02:50What?
02:51I saw. It was too much.
02:54Can we get you anything?
02:55Water, please. That'd be great.
03:01The doc came by to see you.
03:03Thanks, buddy.
03:04But he didn't want to wake you.
03:06How long was I out?
03:07Twelve hours.
03:08Jesus.
03:10I should get my ass kicked more often.
03:12They were out of Doritos, but I got...
03:14Oh, snap. Hey.
03:16Mr. Cooper.
03:17I thought you dumped him.
03:18Dad.
03:20He's still pretty out of it, so...
03:22I feel great.
03:23It's all good.
03:27Hello.
03:30Um...
03:30Bad time?
03:32Can I help you?
03:33I'm sorry.
03:34I'm Detective Rebecca Lynn.
03:35I was hoping to get a minute or two with Mr. Cooper.
03:39Another tennis injury.
03:41Not quite.
03:43Do you know her?
03:44She interviewed me about Paul.
03:46What about him?
03:46I have a few questions about last night.
03:50If you're up for it.
03:52Or I can come back later.
03:55Um, uh, so guys, why don't you take your grandparents to lunch?
03:59Well, Millie's doesn't open until noon.
04:01Then we will be the first ones there.
04:04Come on, everybody.
04:05Let's go.
04:16Uh, I usually prefer to do these interviews alone.
04:21Oh.
04:24Um...
04:27I'll go see Bernie.
04:29How's he doing?
04:30I'll let you know.
04:37Beautiful family you got there.
04:39You're too kind.
04:40What can I do for you?
04:41Why don't you tell me about last night?
04:43I don't remember much.
04:45Well, what do you remember?
04:47I remember getting jumped.
04:50It's a weird one, though, no?
04:53I don't have a whole hell of a lot to compare it to, so...
04:56Well, for starters, the assailants didn't take anything.
04:59Which is a little unusual.
05:00Uh, okay.
05:01Maybe Barney getting hit by the car might have thrown a wrench into things?
05:04So you do remember something, after all.
05:07And I will be talking to Mr. Choi later.
05:11To be honest with you, Mr. Cooper,
05:14this attack doesn't feel random to me at all.
05:16It feels like you were targeted.
05:19Why would anyone want to target me?
05:20Why would anyone kill Paul Levitt?
05:22I don't see the connection.
05:23You know, I used to be a cop in the Bronx.
05:27Violent crimes were a dime a dozen.
05:29But not here.
05:30This is a very quiet town.
05:32We don't see a lot of violent crimes here at all.
05:35And in the past few days, a man was brutally murdered in his home.
05:40A man who you recently fought with.
05:42It wasn't a fight.
05:42And then you were attacked and beaten with gusto right there on Main Street.
05:46With no apparent motive.
05:48And your friend Barney is down the hall picking pavement out of his teeth.
05:52Again, I failed to see the connection here.
05:55It's you, Mr. Cooper.
05:57You're the connection.
05:59It seems to me that being your friend is a dangerous proposition.
06:04Does that mean we're not gonna be friends?
06:10I heard you left your job a month back.
06:13A fairly common occurrence.
06:15You just said you left your job as a cop in the Bronx.
06:17Why'd you do that?
06:19Quality of life.
06:20Hey, same thing.
06:21Except you were fired.
06:24Semantics.
06:25Where were you coming back from last night?
06:27Jersey.
06:28Took our oldest to see colleges.
06:34Look, I'm just gonna cut to it right here.
06:37I don't know you very well.
06:40The sense I get from you is...
06:43You're a man on a downward spiral.
06:45In desperate need of a lifeline.
06:49Now, I'm here, right now, offering you that lifeline.
06:55Whatever it is you got yourself into.
06:59I can help.
07:10The thing is...
07:13At some point, you're gonna cross a line.
07:16And I'm not gonna be able to help you anymore.
07:19And when that time comes...
07:22All I'll be able to do is...
07:24Take you down.
07:30Well, that is food for thought.
07:32Thanks for coming by, detective.
07:35Thank you for your time.
07:48Let go okay?
07:50Yeah.
07:51I mean, you know, pro forma stuff.
07:53Just filling in blanks.
07:56How's Barney?
07:58He's banged up, but he'll recover.
08:01Listen, can we talk about what happened last night?
08:03I wanna...
08:05Maybe not right now.
08:11Yeah, okay.
08:15I'm gonna go.
08:18Um...
08:18They're almost ready to discharge you.
08:20I can come back and get you.
08:21No, come on.
08:22It just...
08:23I can have Allie do it.
08:24Be with the kids.
08:35Hey, Billy.
08:40Guess we really should've just kept on driving the opposite direction, huh?
08:46Get some rest.
09:01Better walk with us.
09:03In the next place.
09:12I love you!
09:13Be with the hope.
09:13Go ahead and get some rest.
09:14I love you.
09:14All the way I love you!
09:14It's your favorite bachelor.
09:15Go ahead and get some rest.
09:16To get in a good mood.
09:17Back at the smoke, you can't keep up with the Joneses, don't want to run for the roses, I got
09:30my pocket opposing, sometimes I wonder why, sometimes I wonder why.
09:39I just don't have the Joneses, don't want to smell their dying roses, I got my pocket full of poses,
09:55I don't keep up with the Joneses.
10:15Something a little bit different, I got to try something, I'm sorry, I gotta, why do you smell nice?
10:23I'm trying something new, you hate it?
10:25Nah, I didn't say that, what did we get?
10:28Lab reports, the murder weapon was a 38, same gun, all three shots.
10:33And the Weiss gun was a 22.
10:34Yep, and she was telling the truth, her piece has never been fired.
10:39But what is it?
10:40It was a Taurus TX-22.
10:43No, no, no, no, it's a scent, it's musky.
10:44Balsam breeze, it's made from real balsam oil and cedar.
10:48Okay, what else?
10:50And citrus notes, I think.
10:53Oh, yes, the gunshot residue report showed that the victim also fired a weapon.
11:00But there were no additional bullets or casings on the scene, so we either hit something, or someone fled, or...
11:08We're missing something.
11:09Yep.
11:11I have the office reaching out to the local hospitals to see if any gunshot victims have been admitted.
11:16Murderers don't usually check themselves into the ER.
11:18You like Cooper for this?
11:21I don't know if I like him for this, but I...
11:23I like him for something.
11:27You smell like a Christmas tree.
11:34You smell like a Christmas tree.
11:58And that surprised you?
12:00I didn't know how to stop the time.
12:01I didn't know how to trust him.
12:03I didn't know how to fool him in a joke.
12:10Motherfucker.
12:18You're the devil.
12:21You're the one and everything.
12:22What's up?
12:23No.
12:25What?
12:27It's a joke.
12:29But if you look good.
12:32What do you want, Feli?
12:34No, thanks.
12:36I'll leave the cabrón here and give me my money and I'll go.
12:40¿De qué está hablando él?
12:42¿Tú no lo sabes?
12:43Ay, carajo.
12:45Hice un par de repartos, nada más.
12:49Eso, eso serÃa todo.
12:50Pero al chico se le cayó la mercancÃa.
12:53La puta poli me perseguÃa.
12:56El hijo de puta, oye una sirena.
12:59Se pone tan sultado que sale disparado y tira la puta carga.
13:02¿A dónde la tiró?
13:04Esa es la mejor parte.
13:06Dile.
13:07Elise River.
13:10Fucking Shamu's gonna be high as shizzo, man.
13:14Lo hiciste buena.
13:16Ok, ¿cuánto?
13:18¿Te lo dices tú o lo digo yo?
13:22150,000.
13:24Ay, qué pendejo.
13:26En realidad serÃa 175.
13:29Y a la próxima semana serÃa 200 o más.
13:32Las intereses te matan.
13:35Oye, dime.
13:35Me late que sea un número tan alto.
13:39Pero no puedo dejar pasar esta mierda.
13:42O sÃ.
13:44O sÃ.
13:45Ok.
13:47No hay problema.
13:49Yo responderé.
13:52¿Tú responderás?
13:53SÃ.
13:54Asà es.
14:01Yo me decÃan que limpiaba retretes en tierra de Dios.
14:05¿Cómo el diablo me va a buscar ese dinero?
14:07Es un asunto tuyo.
14:13Tú sabes que siempre me gustaste, Elena.
14:16Estaba loco por ti allá en Santiago.
14:18Mm-hmm.
14:22Y como tenemos una historia,
14:24yo no te cobro interés.
14:26Mm-hmm.
14:27Usted me trae el principal
14:28Y, uh,
14:30el próximo mes a ver,
14:32y el le puedo ir aquÃ.
14:33Viviré una lucha de otros dÃas.
14:43Dios, pero...
14:44son tan sabroso.
14:46Usted sabe que ellos hacen
14:4710,000 millones de estas al dÃa?
14:51EconomÃa de escala y todo eso.
14:54Es la vaina.
14:56Well, we'll see you, little boy.
15:02And Elena, if you want to earn a couple of more tickets,
15:08you know that I always have a place for you.
15:12Mm-hmm.
15:15Uh-huh.
15:17Die, Feli.
15:25Oh, oh, oh.
15:32Papi, pues sÃ.
15:39150 mil.
15:43¿Qué tú ibas...? ¿Qué tú estabas pensando?
15:46¿Qué carajo te pasa?
15:47¿Y qué? Dime.
15:49Tú hiciste repartos para Giselle y Raspo Año.
15:52¡Pues estoy en Santiago, coño!
15:54Aquà nosotros tenemos opciones.
15:56Mentira.
15:57Puede que tú sÃ.
16:02Tresé.
16:21Tresé.
16:22Tresé.
16:24You're okay.
16:25I'm fine.
16:27You want?
16:28You're okay.
16:32The hospital is no good.
16:37Did you make this?
16:38Of course not.
16:53Hey, Andy.
16:55Hey.
16:57Thanks for coming.
16:58Are you kidding me?
16:59I never get to drive anymore.
17:01I forgot how fun it is.
17:03Do you even have a license?
17:05Of course.
17:05I mean, technically it's expired, but yes.
17:09Do you want to drive home?
17:11No.
17:15Just try to keep it on the road, will ya?
17:20So that detective?
17:22Lynn, yeah.
17:23Mm-hmm.
17:23Yeah.
17:24She came by the house.
17:26Did she?
17:26Yeah.
17:28I told her you came home the night Paul Leavitt died.
17:31I said you were with me.
17:34Okay.
17:36Listen, you know I had nothing to do with Paul's death, right?
17:39Of course.
17:40I know you're not a killer.
17:43And even if you are, you're all I got.
17:46Uh oh...
17:52Fuck.
17:52Stop sign!
17:56Oh fuck.
17:59Oh fuck.
18:12Oh!
18:17Hiya.
18:18Hey.
18:19Oh, my God, you weren't kidding.
18:21I know.
18:22I know.
18:26The amount of paperwork it takes to put one man into the ground, it's just mind-boggling.
18:31Well, put me to work.
18:32Okay, well.
18:34Can I get you something to drink?
18:35I'll just, uh, I'll just have what she's having.
18:38You know what, just, I'll just make all of this.
18:41Oh.
18:42Yeah.
18:43How do you know you have to apply for a death certificate?
18:46It's a mess.
18:47I mean, I guess it's all a good distraction for grieving widows, but honestly, I'm not sure
18:53I'm grieving.
18:54That's fair.
18:55How long do you have to stay here?
18:57The cops aren't done at the house.
19:01Hey.
19:04How are you holding up?
19:06I just, I can't really get my arms around it.
19:10I mean, everyone knows that Paul and I were not on great terms.
19:19And now I have to host his memorial?
19:21I mean, what are people going to say to me?
19:22I know you hated his fucking guts, but here's a casserole.
19:25No, I fucking hate casseroles.
19:28Duly noted, no casseroles.
19:31Do you think there's such a thing as widow imposter syndrome?
19:35Oh, yeah.
19:35I think there's everything imposter syndrome.
19:38I mean, a part of me is sad, of course.
19:40Of course.
19:40But, you know, whenever I think about being pitied by everyone, it makes me want to walk
19:47in front of a bus.
19:49I mean, he can't even die without putting me through one last indignity.
19:52I mean, hats off to you, Paul.
19:54Hell of a power move.
19:56But, sorry, I don't mean to unload on you.
19:58I know, because I heard...
19:59No, I heard about Coop.
20:00That'd be ridiculous.
20:01No, how is he doing?
20:03He's a little beat up, but he'll live.
20:05God, who would want to hurt Coop?
20:07Besides me.
20:09Wait, what did he do?
20:11I'm kidding.
20:12Oh, I'm actually worried about him.
20:14I feel like he's going through something.
20:18It's not your job to fix that.
20:20I know, but you live with a person long enough, you develop a private language, and just because
20:27you're not married anymore, it's not like you wake up and suddenly forget how to speak
20:32it.
20:33We were just in Princeton doing the college tour with Tori, and it was like a little time
20:42capsule.
20:43SSA 721.
20:46Well, I don't understand.
20:48The funeral director, shouldn't the funeral director do this?
20:52Yeah, that goes into that pile.
20:54That's called other people's shit.
20:58Oh, God.
20:59Look.
21:00Ah, right here.
21:03Petition for probate.
21:04In legalese, that means we need more wine.
21:08Yeah, I'm an expert now.
21:10Excuse me?
21:21Fifty bucks says no one knows how to play that thing.
21:25Did you do something different with your hair?
21:27I have a thing later.
21:29Well, it's good that you nixed the scent.
21:31I knew you hated it.
21:32Yeah, I did.
21:36How'd it go with the, uh, girlfriend?
21:38Misty?
21:39Nothing seismic.
21:41A bit of a stereotypical second wife.
21:43Seemed pretty broken up over the deceased.
21:46Although she's probably mourning the new Range Rover she'll never get to drive.
21:50What about you?
21:51You got any hits?
21:52Forensics.
21:53Found trace blood in the ammonia.
21:55Not a match for Paul.
21:57Huh.
21:57Looks like our guy must have put up a fight.
22:00And the hospitals?
22:01No gunshot wounds.
22:05But still, someone else bled on our crime scene.
22:08And then cleaned it up.
22:12I honestly don't understand why anyone has kids.
22:17Come on.
22:18You never thought about it?
22:19No.
22:20I want a whole bunch of kids.
22:23Well, first, let's find you a woman you can stay with for more than two months.
22:26That's not fair.
22:27Sometimes they dump me.
22:31What?
22:31What is that?
22:34I believe they called that a plush.
22:41It's a nanny cam.
22:46What do you think you'll find on that?
22:48Probably nothing, but it's worth a look.
23:08I don't know.
23:13I don't know.
23:17I don't know.
23:18What do you think he's going to be doing?
23:19I don't know.
23:20Well, that's why the business goes well, then.
23:24Hey, what happened?
23:26What?
23:28They said it was wrong.
23:30I didn't get into that house.
23:32And obviously, I've never killed anyone.
23:34It's crazy, Hector.
23:37Is it George Clooney?
23:39Of course not.
23:40He wasn't.
23:42How do you know?
23:43Because I know him.
23:45Do you want to go with him?
23:47Holy God, please.
23:48Mm-hmm.
23:49Mm-hmm.
23:49SÃ.
23:49Bueno, lo único que sé es que no duermo pensando en las cagadas que hacen tú y ese gringo.
23:54Solo me lo he hecho y pienso, si esta es la noche cuando la caguen, lo pesquen.
23:57No te tienes que preocuparte por mÃ.
23:59SÃ, yo no estoy preocupado.
24:01No sé cómo me convenciste a meterme en esta mierda.
24:03No somos delincuentes, Elena.
24:05Mire, yo entiendo tu miedo.
24:07Pero yo te aseguro, yo lo tengo controlado.
24:10Ah, me salgo.
24:12Y si fueras tú, también me saldrÃa.
24:17Chivo le debe a Feli 150 mil dólares.
24:21Mierda.
24:22Y tú lo sabÃas, carajo.
24:25No.
24:26¿Eh?
24:27Supe que Chivo estaba jangueando con esos tiros.
24:28No, nada más.
24:29¿Y no se te ocurrió avisarme ni nada?
24:31A ti te está yendo bien.
24:32No creÃa que te jodieras.
24:33Pero si tú me hubieras dicho, quizás yo podÃa evitarlo.
24:37Asà que es mi culpa.
24:41Ven a tu casa, Elena.
25:07Ven a tu casa, Elena.
25:11No.
25:12No.
25:14No.
25:17No.
25:18No.
25:19No.
25:20No.
25:26No, no.
25:28No, no.
25:32SÃ.
25:44Hey.
25:51Hey.
26:21Hey, great show.
26:24Thanks.
26:25Can I give you a ride?
26:31Yes.
26:37How's the cake?
26:38It's all right.
26:39Yeah?
26:39Yeah.
26:41Yeah.
27:21Yeah.
27:22First of all, it was Westlake, not Byram Hills.
27:26How do you remember all this?
27:27How do you not?
27:28I remember being grounded.
27:30Oh, well, don't look at me.
27:31I didn't tell you to get caught.
27:33There was grass and mud all up in my mom's tires.
27:36Well, we're lucky your mom didn't snitch.
27:39She always thought I was a bad influence.
27:41I hate that she turned out to be right.
27:43Hey, she wasn't right.
27:45What you went through, what you're going through,
27:48it's not your fault.
27:50It's nice of you to say.
27:53And hey, if it weren't for you,
27:54I wouldn't have had any fun in high school.
27:57I was a boring football-playing math lead.
28:00And you?
28:02You were fearless.
28:03I was unmedicated.
28:05I admired you.
28:06I still do.
28:08Is that why you come into my shows?
28:10To admire me?
28:11I love seeing you up there.
28:13You look like yourself again.
28:15What does that look like?
28:19Like someone who always does the thing I want to,
28:22but can't.
28:31I love seeing you up there.
28:33I love seeing you.
28:41I love seeing you up here.
28:43I love seeing you.
29:00Oh, fuck.
29:07Oh, fuck.
29:13Shit.
29:15God damn it.
29:27Huh?
29:29Look at that.
29:31Most expensive thing they had in a gift shop.
29:32It was either this or a balloon bouquet, so...
29:42Can I get you anything?
29:44Who are those guys?
29:46I have no idea.
29:49Fuck you.
29:51Barney, come on.
29:52Believe me, I don't know who those fucking guys were.
29:54The thing is, Coop, I don't believe you.
29:58Something's been going on with you, man.
29:59I don't know what it is or why you won't tell me.
30:02But I've been trying to help you, and all you do is lie to me.
30:05Look, Barney, it's not like that.
30:06You handed me a brick of cash.
30:08Barney, come on.
30:08Don't bullshit me!
30:17I'm just trying to protect you.
30:19Well, nice work.
30:23You should go.
30:24What are you talking about?
30:25I'd really appreciate it if you left.
30:41Good morning.
30:43Dad, Mendez.
30:44Good morning.
30:44Do you know Ryan had a date last night?
30:46Oh, yeah.
30:47I had a gel.
30:49How was it?
30:51She didn't make it.
30:52It's all right, Arthur.
30:53Sometimes we got to work late, Dad.
30:56Can we get to work, please?
30:58Mm-hmm.
31:00Hey, I made eggs.
31:02That's it.
31:03You made eggs?
31:09So, anything usable in that little dumpster dive?
31:13Yes, actually.
31:13I found the blood sample.
31:16Andrew Cooper's blood matched the trace in the ammonia at the crime scene.
31:21Say that again?
31:22Lab just called me.
31:23It was a match.
31:24And we're sitting here talking about your date?
31:27We gotta go.
31:28This is huge.
31:29I didn't actually go on the date.
31:31Hernandez, come on.
32:13Mrs. Lovett, the guests are starting to arrive.
32:23Hi, sweetheart.
32:24I'm so sorry.
32:26I'm so terrible.
32:31Thank you so much.
32:34Thanks for coming.
32:48Thank you so much.
32:52Oh, honey.
32:53Hey, okay.
32:54Just write something nice.
33:17Oh, thank God you're here.
33:18Oh, we're so sorry, Sam.
33:21Thanks, Nick.
33:22How you doing?
33:23I haven't started drinking yet.
33:25Oh, so you're running behind?
33:27Paul's mom came up from Florida.
33:29Either she's gone senile, or he never told her we were divorcing.
33:35Either way, it's incredibly awkward.
33:37Yikes.
33:37Yeah.
33:37Well, at least I'm handling it better than some people.
33:40Oh, thank you.
33:43You are so good.
33:45Yeah.
33:46I guess I can't blame Misty.
33:48I mean, it's a target-rich environment with a built-in spotlight.
33:51Why not shop for the next man while the dirt's still settling on your last?
33:54You gotta admire the efficiency.
34:00You know what?
34:01I think I'm ready to start drinking.
34:03Say no more?
34:05Yeah.
34:06We got you.
34:10Hey.
34:33I know you're always sleeping.
34:40I got you.
34:42I'm not a pain.
34:45I'm gonna go.
34:45It's not enough.
34:48It's not enough.
34:52It's not enough.
34:52It's not enough.
34:53It's not enough.
34:53It's not enough.
34:55It's not enough.
34:56I'm gonna fix it.
34:58No, no, no.
35:00Leave them on.
35:02And the circle's around from the sky.
35:06You're so chained.
35:08on me
35:10hang on me
35:12hang on me
35:17go you
35:21we're the first one
35:23go me
35:26we're the first one
35:29go me
35:32we're the first one
35:46It was a beautiful service.
35:48Thanks.
35:50How you doing?
35:52I'm doing great, Coop.
35:55You need anything?
35:57Hey.
35:58Let me know when you're ready for the hard stuff.
36:00Okay.
36:00Coop?
36:02Can I grab you later?
36:03We should talk.
36:06Great.
36:07Thank you so much, Coop.
36:08I'm coming!
36:11Oh, my God!
36:13I'm coming!
36:16Miss Cooper.
36:18Detective.
36:19Is Mr. Cooper home?
36:21No, he's not.
36:23We got a warrant to search the premises.
36:26I'm not wearing any pants.
36:30I see that.
36:32And you are?
36:33Um, just a friend.
36:35Sure.
36:42Yeah.
36:43Is there anyone else in the house?
36:45No.
36:46Okay, then.
36:48Let's go!
37:00I'm not going unless I can bring friends.
37:03Take a whole suite.
37:04We're doing August in the Hamptons anyway.
37:05I can't believe you've never been to Yankee Stadium.
37:08I'm a Met fan.
37:09I'm sorry.
37:10Oh, that's not nice.
37:11Hey, fellas.
37:12Coop.
37:12Hey.
37:13Oh, man.
37:15How are you feeling?
37:17Uh, sore all over.
37:18Yeah, shit.
37:19I know this spot in the city, cryotherapy.
37:22Incredible.
37:23I'll send you the link.
37:24What is that, like ice baths?
37:25No, it's actually way better.
37:27I started doing it back in Hokkaido.
37:29The Japanese know what's up.
37:31What did these douchebags look like, anyway?
37:34They looked like two guys beating the shit out of me.
37:36You know, for the money we pay in taxes,
37:38you'd think the cops would be more on top of this.
37:40First Paul, now this.
37:42Property values are going to get shaky.
37:44I know.
37:44Diane's been refreshing Zillow every hour.
37:46It's her new thing.
37:48Anyone hear how Barney's doing?
37:49You see him, Coop?
37:50Yeah, he's hanging in there.
37:53Well, considering what happened,
37:54Samantha may not want to live in that big house anymore.
37:58Oh, you really think she'll sell?
37:59That's a nice fucking house, too.
38:01I don't know, but murder homes trade for 25% below market.
38:05Maybe less.
38:06Jesus Christ.
38:07No shit.
38:08I mean, putting that whole rec room in the basement
38:10right before they split?
38:11I think I feel weird about living in a murder house.
38:14For 25% below market?
38:16You'd get over it.
38:18Hmm.
38:32McNeil, Russo.
38:33What's up?
38:33Upstairs with me.
38:34We'll start in the bedroom.
38:35You got it.
38:38We'll start in the bedroom.
38:39We'll start in the bedroom.
38:43We'll start in the bedroom.
38:48We'll start in the bedroom.
38:50We'll start in the bedroom.
38:51We'll start in the bedroom.
38:52We'll start in the bedroom.
38:53We'll start in the bedroom.
38:53We'll start in the bedroom.
38:53We'll start in the bedroom.
38:54We'll start in the bedroom.
38:55We'll start in the bedroom.
38:55We'll start in the bedroom.
38:56We'll start in the bedroom.
38:56We'll start in the bedroom.
38:56We'll start in the bedroom.
38:57We'll start in the bedroom.
38:59We'll start in the bedroom.
39:00We'll start in the bedroom.
39:03We'll start in the bedroom.
39:08Oh, my God.
39:14Just a minute.
39:29Here.
39:31God, you must hate me.
39:33I mean, I would hate me, too.
39:37He told me things were over between you two, and I just...
39:43I really loved him, you know?
39:46Yeah.
39:47I thought we were gonna spend the rest of our lives together,
39:49and now he's...
39:51Yeah, that's hard.
39:53How's Henry? Can I see him?
39:56Samantha, they're almost out of profiterals.
39:59Paul would have wanted his guests to have dessert.
40:02Thanks, Pamela. I'll let them know.
40:04Pamela, it is so good to finally meet you.
40:08Oh, I loved your son so much.
40:10He'd be so happy to know that we're finally meeting.
40:13I'm sorry, dear.
40:15Who are you?
40:16Pamela, this is Misty,
40:18the woman your son was fucking before he passed.
40:20Ciao.
40:21How are you doing?
40:37How are you doing?
40:39How are you doing?
40:43Yes, thanks.
40:43That's all, Mr. Mum.
40:44How are you doing?
40:46How are you doing?
40:47Do you know what I'm doing?
40:51Boss, where are you?
40:53Basement.
40:54You better want to see this.
40:57Detective Lynn?
41:00What?
41:09Well, shit.
41:11Yup.
41:13Hey, kid.
41:14Hey.
41:16Walk with me?
41:19Okay.
41:25So that detective called me?
41:27Yeah?
41:28She doesn't think it was a mucket.
41:30Yeah, I know.
41:32Who was the guy in the car coup?
41:35I have no idea.
41:37Okay.
41:38Whatever is happening with you right now seems like a really bad time to shut me out.
41:43Thanks, but I don't need you worrying about me.
41:45Your kids.
41:46Our kids.
41:47Watched their father get the shit beaten out of him.
41:50That's not a trauma they're going to recover from.
41:52Okay.
41:52Well, what about me?
41:53What about my trauma?
41:54Yes!
41:54Tell me.
41:56Tell me what is happening.
41:58I'm trying to be here for you, but you got to give me something.
42:02No.
42:03Me too.
42:04Okay.
42:08I have to take this.
42:09Yep.
42:11God.
42:16Hey, Allie.
42:17You know, this is not a great time.
42:19I didn't know what to do.
42:20They just came in.
42:21Who did?
42:22What are you talking about?
42:23Slow down.
42:23The cops.
42:24They had a warrant.
42:26Fuck.
42:26I didn't know what to do.
42:29What about the cops?
42:30Andy.
42:32They're coming.
42:39Do you guys know Fisher?
42:41Something looks different about him.
42:43I did his chin.
42:44Oh.
42:45Oh.
42:46Nice.
42:48Hey.
42:49Uh, Kat, can I talk to you for a second?
42:50Heard about what happened.
42:51Doing okay, Coop?
42:52Yeah.
42:53I'll be fine.
42:54You did a real number on you, huh?
42:55Sure did.
42:56Yeah.
42:58Kat, uh, quick second.
43:00Sure, what's up?
43:01Not here.
43:08What is it?
43:09Uh, I need a lawyer.
43:12I'm a suspect in Paul's murder.
43:15How's that?
43:17What?
43:17It's complicated.
43:19I do this for a living.
43:21Yeah, I...
43:23I was sleeping with Sam.
43:26Oh.
43:27And I got into a fairly public disagreement with Paul
43:31a few days prior to his death.
43:33Oh, Nick's party.
43:34Don mentioned something about that.
43:35So you have to be my lawyer.
43:37I'm innocent if it makes any difference.
43:39Coop, I can't take your case.
43:40Of course you can.
43:41No, no, seriously.
43:42Sam and I are friends.
43:44Well, aren't we friends?
43:45Of course.
43:46Well, then take the goddamn case.
43:47I will help you, of course.
43:49But it can't be me.
43:51Okay, call my office tomorrow.
43:52I'll connect you with Rob Barrow,
43:54a colleague of mine.
43:54No, it has to be you.
43:56Coop.
43:57It...
43:57You're the best there is.
43:59You have to take this case.
44:00As a friend of Sam's,
44:01it's a potential conflict of interest.
44:02Okay, Kat.
44:04I don't think I'm being clear.
44:05When I say you have to take this case,
44:07it's not me asking.
44:08I'm telling you.
44:09You're going to take my case.
44:10Because if you don't,
44:11I will tell Dom that you are fucking your daughter's boyfriend.
44:17And I don't think that's going to sit very well with Alyssa either, will it?
44:24What are you doing, Coop?
44:25What I have to.
44:29Also, I won't be able to pay your retainer up front,
44:31but you can bill me for it when this is all over.
44:33Fuck you.
44:36I'm going to take that as a yes.
44:52Hey, you can see me too.
44:55Let's go upstairs.
45:01No question.
45:02Cheers.
45:08Cheers.
45:39Andrew Cooper, you're under arrest for the murder of Paul Leavitt.
46:03Seen the sun from here, knows I've been away, they'll all look at me and say, and they'll say, hey
46:20look at him, I'll never live that way, that's okay, there's just a red chain.
46:41When you feel that pain worth living, you got to stand up and take a look around, you look up
46:49way to the sky, yeah, and when your deepest thoughts are broken, keep on dreaming boy, cause when you stop
47:00dreaming it's time to die.
47:05And as we all blame ourselves tomorrow, I know some ways we'll walk and other ways we'll play, yeah, but
47:18I know we can't, I'll stay here forever, so I want to write my words on the best of today.
47:32It might seem ironic, after breaking into houses every week for the past couple months, that I'd get pinched for
47:38a crime I didn't commit.
47:40But lately I'd had this sinking feeling.
47:43It's how I imagine those Lehman fuckers felt in 2008, or how Bankman Freed felt 15 years later hiding out
47:49in the Bahamas while he waited for someone to notice the $8 billion hole he had punched in the economy.
47:55Kat Resnick, I'll be representing Mr. Cooper.
47:57Kat Resnick, I'll be saying that.
48:01Kat Resnick, I'll be saying that.
48:06Kat Resnick, I'll be telling you.
48:28What you have here is a glut of circumstantial evidence to say nothing of the fact that you
48:32served a warrant to a woman who suffers from a mental illness and was thus not competent
48:36to receive it. She's not on the lease to the house. She doesn't even pay rent. We'll have
48:40this case thrown out before the weekend. We found this in Mr. Cooper's car.
48:48What's that, mine? Don't say another word.
49:07I knew tomorrow I'd be thinking about the kids, about Mel, and about the possibility
49:12of 25 to life. But the worst thing that could have possibly happened, had finally happened.
49:19And spending the night in that cell was the first honest thing I could remember doing in a while.
49:24Or maybe I was just exhausted from the effort of it all. I don't know.
49:30Either way, that night was the first night in a long time.
49:35I managed to get some sleep.
49:37Maybe I had unhappy with some sleep.
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