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00:06It makes total sense.
00:09Coop and Sam run into each other at a bar or at a party, barbecue.
00:14They've both been cheated on.
00:16He's hot, she's hot.
00:18They're both lonely, they're both drunk.
00:21Low-hanging fruit.
00:23The only surprise would be if they didn't start fucking.
00:27So then time goes by.
00:28I don't know, three months, six months.
00:30They keep it quiet because, you know, Mel and Paul and everyone else.
00:35But then Paul finds out about it.
00:37He goes after Coop and Coop kills him.
00:40Self-defense, crime of passion, something.
00:43That's ridiculous.
00:45Unless someone shows me incontrovertible evidence, I just won't believe that Coop's a murderer.
00:50I mean, come on, we've all known him for years.
00:52Yeah, but somehow none of us knew about him and Sam hooking up, right?
00:55I'm just saying, we don't know everything there is to know about Coop.
00:59Or Sam, apparently.
01:01Paul's been cheating on her for years.
01:02He's being a bastard about the divorce.
01:04Maybe she just snapped and killed him.
01:06Or, most likely, someone unrelated.
01:09I mean, who knows what Paul may have been into.
01:11Sam was up in Boston with her parents when it happened.
01:13I'm sure the police checked her alibi.
01:15Grace, did you speak to Mel?
01:16Left her voicemail.
01:17Been tied up.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:19That's right.
01:20How's Barney doing?
01:21Well, he's home, which is good, I guess.
01:25Ugh, dislocated shoulder, cracked rib.
01:28Now this.
01:28I'm keeping him sedated for my own sanity.
01:31Is anyone else noticing an uptick in violence around here?
01:34I mean, what the hell?
01:35I spoke to Mel last night.
01:37She's pissed at him, but she's also pretty sure that he's innocent.
01:40He's the father of her children, of course she is.
01:42He didn't look innocent when they arrested him.
01:43No one looks innocent in handcuffs.
01:45Like I said, it could have been someone else entirely.
01:48Or a mistake.
01:49Murder is always a mistake.
01:50One should not do anything one cannot talk about after dinner.
01:53Oscar Wilde said that.
01:55What?
01:57I'm telling you, Paul walked in on him, things got heated.
02:01Bam.
02:01Paul's got his skanky waitress, why would he care?
02:04Men are territorial.
02:05Bro code.
02:06Whatever.
02:07So your theory is that Coop is having sex with Sam in her house,
02:09not at all deterred by the fact that she's 200 miles away.
02:12And while they're defying the laws of physics with this long-distance fuckfest,
02:16Paul, who no longer lives there, nevertheless walks in on them.
02:19And in the scenario you've concocted,
02:21Coop, who has never shot a gun in his life,
02:23has a gun that he has never owned on him or near him,
02:27since he's ostensibly not wearing any pants.
02:29I'm not saying I have all the answers.
02:31They were fuck buddies.
02:32You don't kill over a fuck buddy.
02:35You don't know that it wasn't more than that.
02:36Coop was not in love with Samantha Levitt.
02:38How do you know?
02:40Because he's still in love with Mel.
02:42Well, if Coop was going to kill anyone,
02:45he would have killed Nick a long time ago, but he didn't.
02:48You know why?
02:48Because Coop's not a murderer.
02:50This whole situation is just beyond.
02:53He just stood there at the memorial service
02:58like everything was perfectly fine.
03:00Because he didn't do it.
03:01Of course.
03:06Or he's a sociopath.
03:07Well, okay.
03:08Suze, really?
03:09What the...
03:12So are we still going to Miller's Cancer Gala?
03:15Absolutely.
03:21A paper shadow in a house of stone
03:26The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
03:32I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
03:36Till I look back at the smoke
03:40You can't keep up with the Joneses
03:45Don't wanna run for the roses
03:50I got my pocket opposing
03:55Sometimes I wonder why
03:57Sometimes I wonder why
04:00I just don't have a good Joneses
04:05Don't wanna smell their dying roses
04:10I got my pocket full of poses
04:15I don't keep up with the Joneses
04:20I just don't have a good Joneses
05:18I just don't have a good Joneses
05:20I don't want to die
05:32I don't want to die
05:42Mr. Cooper, Mr. Cooper, Andrew Cooper.
05:49Yes, Your Honor.
05:51You've had the opportunity to confer with your attorney,
05:53and you understand the charges against you?
05:55Yes, Your Honor.
05:56And you're entering a plea of not guilty?
05:57Yes, Your Honor.
05:58So recorded.
05:59Lawyers, see my clerk next door to confirm the trial date.
06:03Bail is set at $250,000.
06:31So what happens now?
06:33Judge, well, it'll give us a month or so for discovery
06:34before we go to trial.
06:35I know.
06:36The prosecutor's a lightweight.
06:37There'll probably be a deal to be made.
06:39I don't want a deal.
06:40Suit yourself.
06:41I didn't kill him, Kat.
06:42I didn't ask.
06:43Well, why the fuck not?
06:46Can you give us a minute?
06:53What?
06:53Why didn't you ask?
06:55Why?
06:55Because it doesn't matter.
06:56I was set up.
06:58Okay, I'm telling you, a lot of people hated Paul.
07:01It could have been Sam.
07:01It could have been anyone who found out we were involved.
07:04I mean, I'm the perfect scapegoat.
07:06That's not how cases are won in real life.
07:08Then how?
07:08Well, traditionally not by blackmailing your attorney.
07:12Look, we chip away at their case,
07:14attacking them on procedure, chain of evidence,
07:17witness credibility, expert testimony,
07:18and if we do it well, we establish reasonable doubt.
07:21You think you can do all that?
07:22The gun in your car is going to be tricky.
07:24Kat.
07:25I don't lose.
07:27Go.
07:31Your bail has been sorted out.
07:33I'll have preliminary discovery by Thursday.
07:34In the meantime, for God's sake, try to stay out of trouble.
08:02Anyone get the car that goes with these?
08:20Andy?
08:27Thanks, Dad.
08:31Thanks, Dad.
08:51Well, here.
08:52I thought you might be hungry.
08:54Made you a turkey sandwich.
08:58I'm not sure what you eat these days,
08:59but that used to be your favorite.
09:12It's gonna be okay.
09:14Dad, I'm not sure that it is.
09:20Well, let's get you home.
09:23You look like you could use a shower and a nap.
09:28Just draw me off at Mel's.
09:45You want me to wait?
09:46I'll be fine.
09:48Hey, where did you get the money for the bail?
09:50Well...
09:51Matt, hurry.
09:53Dad, you're gonna get killed on the taxes.
09:56It is what it is.
10:00All right, Mom.
10:01I'll pay you back.
10:03Hey.
10:04Until you get bigger fish to fry.
10:06I'll pay you back.
10:07I'll pay you back.
10:09I'll pay you back.
10:31All right.
10:34What are you doing here?
10:36It's Tuesday.
10:39Come on, Mel.
10:41I just want to talk to the kids.
10:44About what?
10:44I don't know.
10:45Maybe ask how school's going.
10:46Maybe to tell them that their father's not a murderer.
10:49Come on, Mel.
10:50You know me.
10:51You know I wouldn't do anything like this.
10:53No, I don't know anything.
10:56I don't know what you've been up to.
10:57I don't know your fucking...
10:58I don't know why a few days ago
11:00your kids and I watched you get beaten half to death.
11:04All I know is you've been arrested for murder.
11:09So until I know something different,
11:11I don't want you around them.
11:12You've put them through enough.
11:28This was once my house.
11:32This was once my entire world.
11:39It was amazing, really, the infinite amount of times
11:42the same damn thing could break your heart.
11:49Hello?
11:50Hello?
11:52Oh, uh, you're back early.
11:54Um, I thought that if I just pushed it into piles
11:57it would look cleaner,
11:58but then I found some old records and...
12:02Yeah, it's a lot.
12:05How you feeling?
12:06Like I just spent the night in jail.
12:08How about you?
12:09You know, same old, same old.
12:12Well, let's get a bunch of garbage bags
12:14and start cleaning it up.
12:16Okay.
12:18Uh, we should probably start in the basement
12:20because the cops really fucked it up.
12:39If the cops had found the money,
12:41it would have come up in the interrogation.
12:43I didn't have time to contemplate the irony
12:46of getting robbed.
12:47I just wanted my money back.
12:51Hey!
12:52Where is she?
12:53She's busy.
12:54Lou!
12:55Hey!
12:55Lou!
12:56She don't want to see you, man.
12:57Do I look like I give a shit?
12:59Are you fucking kidding me?
13:01Come on!
13:02Come on!
13:03Come on!
13:03What are you gonna do with that?
13:05Put it down, poop!
13:08Come inside.
13:09We'll talk like people.
13:18I got five minutes.
13:20I got a meat stew on the stove.
13:22Did you rob me?
13:26I don't rob people.
13:29I sit here in my chair and people like you bring me things.
13:32Well, my money is gone.
13:34You're in the cash business.
13:36It happens.
13:39Christian.
13:40Christian took his pound of flesh.
13:42You told him where to find me.
13:43Yes, I did.
13:45After I talked him out of killing you,
13:47which was what was gonna happen.
13:49From what I can see, you got off light.
13:51You could have warned me.
13:52I did.
13:53I told you no art.
13:55But you only hear what you want to hear.
13:57There are rules to this game.
13:59You need to learn them.
14:00You disrespected Christian.
14:03He responded.
14:05Action.
14:06Reaction.
14:06The slate is clean.
14:08He'll do business now.
14:08But from what I hear,
14:10you've got bigger problems.
14:12And just when you were starting to show some real promise.
14:18My stew's burning.
14:20Hey, I didn't kill anyone.
14:24That just makes it even more pathetic.
14:28Don't come back here.
14:54No, no.
14:55No, no.
14:55No, no, no.
14:55No, no, no.
14:57I'll do it.
14:57It's okay.
15:02What's up, Feli?
15:03He's giving him a lot to Ecuador.
15:07This is what you owe him, Chivo.
15:16Check it out.
15:19What's going on in that doméstico?
15:21I can get you a job, if you want.
15:24Oh.
15:26Oh.
15:28All right.
15:30See you next time.
15:31No, it's not going to be next.
15:33Chivo doesn't work for you.
15:37Give me a hand with money.
15:39Do you think he can talk to me like that?
15:41Please, Feli.
15:42I changed your pants.
15:43Hey.
15:45Be careful with how you speak.
15:49So I speak when I'm careful.
16:05Hey, you okay?
16:08I just feel like we just stopped getting stared at.
16:14From us being a thing, no?
16:16How would your head up you do anything wrong?
16:20I feel like I shouldn't have sent them to school.
16:22Well, you didn't send them. They went.
16:24This is a coffee shop?
16:26Imagine what it feels like in high school.
16:29I'm gonna tell them they can come home.
16:31If they need to come home, they'll come home.
16:43Ah, you know what? It's taken too long.
16:45Come on, let's go down to Phils.
16:46Sir, we're almost there.
16:47Well, then we'll wait another ten minutes for the damn coffee.
16:49Come on, let's go.
16:51Yeah, I appreciate that.
17:00I just...
17:02I don't even know how to begin to unravel this.
17:06I just... I know that it's complicated, but I just...
17:08Is it complicated?
17:10Yeah.
17:10You fuck Coop.
17:12I fuck Nick.
17:13Maybe you should fuck Nick, and I can fuck somebody else.
17:15So that's your takeaway from all of this?
17:18Mel, Coop killed my husband.
17:19He didn't kill anybody.
17:21You don't know.
17:22He's been in a really dark place.
17:24Fucking my ex-husband doesn't make you some kind of expert on him.
17:27I understand this is hard for you to accept,
17:29but Coop and I were very close.
17:31Yeah?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Well, I just slept with him,
17:33so maybe you weren't quite as close as you think.
17:36And I'm sorry, what?
17:37Glass houses Nick.
17:38What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
17:41So why are you so angry at me then?
17:43What?
17:44You lied to me.
17:45I was scared to tell you.
17:46There is a difference.
17:47There's a reason you were scared to tell me.
17:49Why were you scared to tell me?
17:51Mel, I am still your friend.
17:53You're not my friend, you're a gold digging widow
17:55who's trying to milk every last drop of sympathy
17:58over a dead husband you fucking hated.
18:01Oh shit.
18:03No, Mel.
18:04Fuck you.
18:05Mel, stop, please.
18:12Fuck you, Mel.
18:23You're not the door.
18:28You're my ride.
18:31They're called Coop.
18:51What? What are they looking at?
18:53What, is it my dad?
18:57No. It's your mom.
19:01Sympathy over dead husbands fucking hate.
19:04Oh, shit!
19:07No, ma'am, come on. Fuck you!
19:34You saw the video?
19:36Yeah.
19:40My dad's out on bail.
19:42My mom's throwing down in coffee shops.
19:46Well, on the plus side, you're gonna have a killer college essay.
19:52If it's any consolation, everyone's parents are bucked up to one degree or another.
20:00The thing is, you're not.
20:03Have you met me?
20:12Sorry, sorry, I thought you were...
20:14Idiot.
20:36I was cleaning. I found this. It's yours. I thought I'd drop it off to you.
20:44You've had that for, like, 15 years.
20:48Yeah. And I also thought we could talk.
20:50We can't. Not here. Just call me.
20:53I have been calling. And texting.
20:58Ali, I have a family. I can't just talk whenever I want to. You put me in a really uncomfortable
21:03position.
21:07Well, um...
21:08Do you want your record back?
21:10What?
21:11No. Keep the fucking record. Just...
21:14I'll call you. But don't come back here again.
21:44Remember, Sally, when I promised to kill you at last?
21:47That's what I meant. You did!
21:49I lied.
21:50Lose your mind!
21:55So now you don't have a car.
22:06Oh, Nick. What are you doing here?
22:08Like, every time I get my bearings, one of them just blows up my life.
22:12I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them?
22:14Yeah.
22:15It's kind of terrifying when you realize you're the grown-up.
22:18But I'm not.
22:20That's my point. I still need them to be my goddamn parents.
22:24Sounds like they're too wrapped up in their own dramas to really do the job.
22:27Right. And fuck all of these people who just assume he's guilty.
22:31My dad may be a fuck-up, but he's not a murderer. I mean, Jesus.
22:38What?
22:38What?
22:40What?
22:40He didn't do it.
22:42It's perfectly natural for you to feel that way, but you can't actually know that, right?
22:47I know my father.
22:48I just think it's important for you to understand why some people might believe he did it.
22:53He was fucking the guy's wife.
22:55Okay, can we please not talk about who my dad is fucking?
22:57And the cops would have never arrested a rich white guy like your dad.
22:59You cannot be serious.
23:00Some evidence to back it up. Plus, he does have a history of violence.
23:04He's not violent at all.
23:07He punched me in the dick.
23:11You're unbelievable.
23:13Come on.
23:14Hey, he's his brother.
23:16You have his back.
23:18I have yours.
23:20Trust me.
23:20I trust the college guy dating a high school girl.
23:23Get out of my way.
23:23Tori, just quit being a drama queen.
23:25Ah!
23:26Ah!
23:28Ah!
23:41Hi for Tori?
23:42Yep.
24:06Hey man, I'm sorry about your face.
24:08It's all right.
24:09It's entirely possible I deserved it.
24:12Yeah.
24:17It's open!
24:22Nick, what are you doing here?
24:25I came to punch Coop in the face.
24:27Oh, you and me both.
24:29No, bullshit.
24:30It's your good arm in the sling.
24:32Like I'd waste my good arm on you.
24:37Gentlemen, things being what they are,
24:39I suggest we go out and get well and truly hammered.
24:43I suggest we go out and get well and truly hammered.
25:09I'ma bein' success ain't it no fun.
25:12Yeah, tonight's been unbelievable.
25:14We need another one.
25:15Oh, he's not-
25:15Oh, he's not-
25:19Happens everywhere we go.
25:20Don't you ever wonder why he's always in a good mood?
25:23That is why.
25:24So you guys, uh, talk things out?
25:26Not at all.
25:26But I'm a little short on friends these days.
25:28Maybe stop getting them hit by cars.
25:35I gotta say, the booze is mixing nicely with my Vicodin.
25:40Okay, excuse me.
25:41All right, fellas.
25:43Uh-oh.
25:43Here we go.
25:44These are from them.
25:46Thank you, ladies.
25:47Hello, ladies.
25:49Lift them high and drain them dry.
25:50All right, here we go.
25:53Mmm.
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:55Mmm.
25:55Decent.
25:56Hey, B, you tell Coop about the pool?
25:59No.
26:00Sorry, what's this?
26:01It's gonna sound worse than it is.
26:02There's a Coop conviction pool?
26:04Wow.
26:04Actually, now that he says it out loud, it sounds pretty fucking bad.
26:07Okay, what's the action?
26:09I don't know.
26:10You're my friend.
26:11I stayed out of it.
26:12Barney?
26:13What?
26:13Well, I'm with Nick.
26:16Fine, but I took innocent.
26:17There it is.
26:18Though I parlayed it with reasonable doubt.
26:20Smart play.
26:20Jules has you down for murder one.
26:22Oh, lady's got balls.
26:24Coop!
26:25I don't believe it!
26:26Oh, my God.
26:27Look at the catch right there.
26:29Hey, Coop!
26:30So great to see ya.
26:31How you doing?
26:31How you doing?
26:32Holy shit.
26:33You're Nick Brandis.
26:34I am.
26:34Toby and Josh used to work for me.
26:36And the place has become a shit show without you, man.
26:38Oh, come on.
26:39That can't be true.
26:39Nah, get fucking serious, man.
26:41I don't know what you heard, but Rome is burning.
26:43The Swiss are threatening to pull out.
26:44Is that right?
26:45Totally.
26:45Jack is losing his shit over it.
26:47Dude, this is awesome.
26:48I wore your number in college.
26:50Yeah, you play?
26:51Yeah, D3, man.
26:52I'm very, very white.
26:53What?
26:53I bought two of your fucking toilets.
26:56Changed my life.
26:57Oh.
26:57Yeah.
26:59You got a waiter over here?
27:01Buy these motherfuckers some drinks.
27:03Keep it coming, fellas.
27:04Hey, hey, hey.
27:04Hey.
27:06I take it from your general demeanor.
27:08The boys are on cocaine.
27:14Yeah, that's the good stuff.
27:16I mean, I think I could get past the fact that she cheated on me, but it's almost as if
27:20she's angry at me that she cheated.
27:24Oh.
27:25Hey, you get those murder charges cleared up, you man?
27:28I'm working on it.
27:29I've been here.
27:29You did six months for tax evasion.
27:31It was nine months.
27:32It was fucking worth it.
27:33It was in Otisville, which is basically like a fucking summer camp.
27:36Yeah, I worked on my tennis game and came out with some serious fucking contacts.
27:40Nothing but whales up there.
27:42I'm doing deals with three of them now.
27:43Fuck yeah, dude.
27:44You should go to Otisville, man.
27:46Yeah, or maybe I'll just get a fucking acquittal.
27:49This is the best I've felt in ages.
27:52Hey, buddy.
27:53Take it easy there.
27:54Oh, take it easy.
27:55No, no, no.
27:56There's no...
27:57There's not taking it easy.
28:00I'm back.
28:02Okay.
28:02Troy Boy's back.
28:04Troy Boy back.
28:05Troy Boy's back.
28:07Troy Boy's back.
28:07Back again.
28:08Troy Boy's back.
28:10Shit, buddy.
28:12Buddy?
28:14Ow.
28:40Hey.
28:45Hey.
28:47Hey, hey, hey.
28:47We're so gonna get started.
28:54We've got two.
28:55Hey, hey, hey, hey.
29:00Hey, hey, hey, hey.
29:02Hey, hey.
29:05Hey, hey, hey, hey.
29:05Out of space, legendary, everything
29:09Legend of the world, so loud, so loud, so
29:12You in here, nigga
29:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
30:24So this whole murder thing
30:28Yeah
30:28I gotta say, I didn't see you coming
30:32You, uh, think you're gonna beat it?
30:42Yeah
30:44We are shitfaced on a golf course at midnight
30:47So why don't you ask me what you wanna ask me
30:51Because I don't wanna ask you
30:54And here's the scary thing
30:59I don't know that I really care
31:04So if you did do it
31:05Okay, I didn't kill you
31:06Okay
31:08Okay, that's good
31:10That's good
31:12What let the record show
31:14I didn't ask
31:21Are you scared?
31:25That's a stupid question
31:28I'm sorry
31:33How's the renovation going?
31:36I almost burned it down the other night
31:38Are you in trouble on it?
31:41What?
31:42I honestly can't tell
31:44You know, we've got rooms in this house
31:46We've never even used
31:47Now we're building more
31:50Grace spends too much
31:52I spend too much
31:54It's like a bodily function at this point
31:56We eat, we drink
31:58We buy all this shit
32:00Then we talk about the shit we bought
32:02And then we talk about other shit we're gonna buy
32:04And then we go by that
32:10Sometimes I just walk around the house
32:12And I just look at the sheer volume of shit we have
32:16And it fucking mystifies me
32:19I mean, when did we become these people?
32:21You know, like when did
32:22When did our lives
32:25Get so empty?
32:28And we have to
32:30Constantly stuff them full of all this shit
32:38I don't know what happened to me
32:39I don't think any of us do, buddy
32:46Something's going on with you
32:47You don't have to tell me why
32:51But I just wanted you to know
32:55That I know
32:58I don't know what I know
33:03But I know
33:05Something happened to me, man
33:07I don't even know if I can explain it
33:10I got fired and the ground just shifted
33:13Everything I thought I knew
33:15That was solid
33:17Fucking permanent
33:18Just
33:20I don't know
33:22I don't know
33:24I was wrong about all the rules
33:27It turns out there are no rules
33:35So anyway, I've been breaking into people's houses
33:37It doesn't steal and stuff from
34:02Oh fuck
34:03My car
34:04Where is it?
34:06It's impounded
34:07And I have to go see Kat in the city today
34:09Oh, that's cool
34:10I'll send Wally back for you after you drops me off
34:13You sure?
34:15Wally, you good working today?
34:16Yeah, you got it, Nick
34:17Problem solved
34:18God bless you
34:20All right, fellas
34:23Thank you
34:24Last night was
34:26Something
34:27Yeah, let's never do it again
34:55When Hunter was four years old
34:57He would come running into our bedroom
34:58In the middle of the night
34:59Terrified by whatever demons
35:01Four-year-olds come up with in their dreams
35:04I'd pull him into bed with me
35:05And he'd fall asleep in my arms
35:09That was all it took
35:10To make him feel safe
35:12It gets harder when they get older
35:14To protect them from all the things
35:15That might scare them
35:16Or hurt them in any way
35:18But you never stop trying
35:21And then one day you realize
35:22The thing that's hurting them
35:23Is you
35:25What the hell happened to you?
35:31It was a long night
35:34You know, I-I-I
35:36I came by to see you yesterday
35:38Mom told me
35:39Well, it was nice of her
35:41It would have been nicer
35:42If she let you in
35:43Look, she's just
35:46She's just doing what she thinks is best
35:48You know
35:52But hey, pal
35:54I want to tell you I'm sorry
35:56For all this nonsense
35:58At first the divorce
35:59And now this
36:02Mess
36:03I-I never wanted any of this to happen
36:05But I know that doesn't make it
36:06Any easier on you
36:07So I just wanted to say
36:10I'm sorry
36:11Dad
36:13Are you going to jail?
36:16Okay, Hunter
36:19This is important
36:20Whatever else happens
36:21I need you to hear this
36:22Okay
36:23I did not kill Paul
36:26I had nothing to do with that
36:28I know you didn't
36:30That's why I came here
36:31To tell you that
36:33Well, I appreciate that
36:38So I'm not going to go to jail
36:39For something I
36:41Didn't do
36:42All right
36:44Now, I have a meeting today
36:46With Kat Resnick
36:47Who is the best
36:48At what she does
36:51And we're going to
36:52Figure this out
36:53Okay
36:57You should probably shower first
37:00You stink
37:01Thank you
37:02Good note
37:05Anything else?
37:07I have a girlfriend
37:34Good morning
37:35Ah, shit
37:41Rough night?
37:53I'll give you a thousand dollars
37:55For that cup of coffee
38:01Fucking hell, Grace
38:03I thought you looked bad
38:05In the hospital
38:17I know what you're going to say
38:19Doesn't really pay to say it
38:20Then does it?
38:20He's my best friend
38:22Grace
38:27I think maybe you need to start
38:29Coming to terms with the idea
38:30That your best friend
38:31May go to prison
38:33For murder
38:34Yeah, he didn't do it
38:35Do you know that?
38:36Don't you?
38:39You don't know everything, Barney
38:41I know enough
38:48And you do too
38:54I don't even know enough about you
38:56What was that supposed to mean, huh?
39:07Found that in your sweater drawer
39:11Please tell me this has nothing to do with Coop
39:24You and me, Barney, right?
39:28You and me
39:30Before anyone else
39:33You and me
39:44Drink up
39:54I'll run you a bath
40:01Morning
40:06Hi
40:06How you doing, Mel?
40:09Okay
40:10I was hoping we could talk
40:12I do have an 11 o'clock, though
40:14Your 11 o'clock canceled
40:18A number of your patients have canceled
40:24How many?
40:29Because of Coop
40:30No
40:32Not because of Coop
40:37Oh, shit
40:40No, Mel, come on
40:41Fuck you
40:45I can't imagine what you and your family are going through
40:47Distress you're under
40:48I'm fine, Deb
40:49Oh, I don't think you are
40:51I'm under some pressure
40:53But I'm perfectly
40:53You assaulted that woman
40:54She hit me first
40:55Whoa
40:56Is that what I'm supposed to tell the parents of our patients?
40:59That it's all fine because she started it?
41:01It was self-defense
41:03It was cognitive aggression
41:04Okay, don't do that
41:05What?
41:06Don't try to shrink me
41:08I'm trying to have a conversation with you
41:10Come on, Deb
41:12Have you ever, in your entire life, just wanted to hit somebody?
41:16Of course I have
41:17But I didn't
41:17Well, maybe you should have
41:19Because I've got to tell you
41:20It's a lot more therapeutic than just wanting to
41:23A moment of self-concordance, actually
41:25And isn't that what we try to instill here in our patients?
41:28Mel?
41:28She fucked my husband
41:30And accused him of murder
41:31Your ex-husband
41:33What?
41:35Whatever
41:36Mel, I think right now, you need help
41:40Uh-uh
41:42I'm putting you on leave
41:48I'm sorry
41:52Look, right now?
42:04What happened to I Don't Lose?
42:05Sometimes a plea deal is a win
42:07Not when I didn't do it
42:09Come on, Kat
42:10If this is about me coercing you
42:12You're not coercing me
42:13You're blackmailing me
42:14And, no
42:15Regardless of what kind of shit you are
42:17And what kind of slut I am
42:18We raised our kids together
42:19And I actually don't think you killed Paul
42:22But
42:22I'm required to lay out your options
42:25I've gone through the discovery
42:26And?
42:27As your lawyer, I'm telling you
42:28We should consider a plea deal
42:31They had two labs confirm your DNA at the crime scene
42:34Murder weapon in your trunk
42:36Do you have something you want to share
42:37That could help explain some of this?
42:42You lied about your relationship with Sam
42:43She lied about it too
42:44She was in Boston
42:45It was Henry's birthday
42:47What?
42:47Nothing
42:48Coop
42:50If we plead
42:51You could be out before Hunter graduates college
42:53Are you kidding me?
42:54I'm trying to help you
42:55By putting me in jail?
42:57Come on, Cap
42:58Don't fuck me on this
42:59You did that to yourself
43:09Coop
43:11I have talks like these
43:12Every day
43:13And I have to tell you
43:15I don't think a jury
43:16Is going to find you to be truthful
43:19Why not?
43:19Because you're not telling the truth
43:21About what?
43:22All of it
43:22I don't believe that you were alone in that nightclub
43:24I don't believe you hung out with your sister afterwards
43:27And I don't believe your blood was on the floor
43:29Just because you were fucking Sam
43:32Whatever it is
43:33That you're not telling me
43:34Now
43:34Would be a great time to tell me
43:41It's complicated
43:42Yeah
43:43Because I only handle the really simple murder trials
43:47How'd that gun get in your car?
43:49I don't know
43:50Bullshit, Coop
43:51Give me something
43:56I told you I didn't kill her
43:58And I told you
43:58It doesn't matter
44:03God damn it
44:28Thanks, man
44:28All right
44:36Hey
44:38Is that Nick's car?
44:40Yeah
44:40My car is currently impounded
44:42To possibly be used as evidence against me
44:47Hey, if this is about Hunter coming over
44:49To talk
44:51I didn't think to do
44:51Wait, Hunter came over to talk?
44:55No
44:58Can't even get two syllables out of that kid
45:01Yeah, well
45:04What can I say?
45:05I have a gift
45:18I got fired today
45:21Fuck
45:22Because of me?
45:23I, uh
45:24I'm actually capable of losing my job
45:26All by myself
45:29I, um
45:31I got in a fight with Sam
45:35Like an argument
45:37Yeah, like that
45:38And then I punched her in the face
45:41Oh
45:44Yeah, I know
45:45I saw the video
45:45The fuck are you asking me for then?
45:47Because I wanted to
45:49Hear you say it
45:50Were you defending my honor?
45:53She called you a murderer
45:55Yeah, it's kind of getting to where
45:56Neither one of us can show our faces around here, huh?
46:05You're not one, right?
46:07A murderer
46:09No
46:10I'm not
46:12Sorry for asking
46:13Glad you did
46:16What does Cal say?
46:17Can you beat this thing?
46:18She has floated the idea of a plea bargain
46:20To which I said go fuck yourself
46:22Good
46:27How did this become
46:28Our lives?
46:43You rarely destroy your life in a single moment
46:50It's usually a series of moments
46:52Over time
46:55When reality finally came crashing down on me
46:57I could see every one of those moments perfectly lined up
47:00As if it was all by my own design
47:26So the question wasn't
47:28How did this happen to me
47:29The only real question was
47:31How the fuck did I not see it coming?
48:13How did this happen?
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